#it's BAD

[dmmdconfessions]

[Image text: wish there was epic rap battles for yaoi like EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! AOBA. VS EIDENNNNN!??!?!!?? BEGIN.]

[dubiousanon]

ShikaNaru plots and plans

Okay guys I do have an unposted Shikamaru fic in my drafts but let's be so fr right now, it's sort of a copy-paste of A World Without You, as many of my fics are. Idk let me know what you think of this premise:

-The world ends. Shocker. I know, you guys never saw that coming from me.

-They time travel, only when they do it, they end up in their past bodies (I have two versions-- one where they're sixteen, one where they're twelve post travel)

-Shikamaru is full in the Nara Fixation-- if you don't know what this trope is, basically Nara's have a "fixation" that they dedicate their lives to and obsess over. Maybe it's gardening, maybe it's shoji, maybe it's puppies. In Shikamaru's case, it's Naruto.

-Honestly, they fuck more up than they fix. They're also very, very bad at keeping their time traveling a secret. Naruto and Kurama being friends doesn't help. Naruto just ripping his own seal off as soon as he's in the past also doesn't help.

-Shikamaru is Whipped, capital W intended. He just does anything Naruto says, at any given time, and he needs to explanation.

-Shikamaru does in fact follow Naruto everywhere. He does not care that he's really not supposed to. He doesn't care if he technically will lose his headband if he keeps skipping out on team trainings and meetings.

-Shikamaru thinks Naruto is in love with Sasuke. Naruto is 100% under the assumption that he and Shikamaru have been dating for the past year or so, and that Shikamaru has just been too shy to make any moves. Thus, he's been waiting until Shikamaru "feels comfortable enough to make the first move."

-Like Naruto, baby, he wants to eat you alive.

Would anyone read this uh, vague outline, if I wrote it? Idk. Is anyone even going to read this post? I also don't know. I'm shouting into the void, unwitnessed, unheard, and I'm fine with that. Normally my anonymity gives me silence anyway so it's fine tee hee

[lazylittledragon]

i've just had genuinely the most fucking horrible art idea of my entire life who wants to hear it

[simplykorra]

i'm-

[shadesofyoos]

Imagine Gricko being high, and then going to Frost and asking him "Would you ever eat a goblin?" with those dilated puppy eyes. Frost answers with something along the lines of "Well, if it was a live or die situation and I had nothing else to feed off of. Then yes."

Meanwhile Gricko starts shedding tears and then looks up at Frosty and goes "You promised you're always g'na stay wif me.. are you going to eat me, Frosty?"

All the while Frost just starts panicking more and more while he tries to explain to Gricko what he meant and that, no, he will not eat Gricko.

It takes some time for Gricko to calm down, but when he does Frost gets him into bed and lays next to him; being the last thing Gricko sees before lulling himself to sleep.

The following morning Gricko wakes up, and as he opens his eyes he lets out a loud yelp; as he sees Frost sitting in a corner of his tent, reading a book. Previous to this, they've rarely ever shared tents, as Frost prefers his privacy (and Hootsie is a big owl bear, even Gricko will admit that).

His confusion fades into endearment as he comes to the conclusion that Frost actually stayed with him the whole night.

In Frosts perspective, he was worried how the next morning will go; so he decided to stay. He even brought Gricko breakfast that Kremy made, which is the reason Gricko woke up in the first place.

As Gricko gets up and goes straight for the meal, Frost has a look of pure tenderness on his face. He thinks that, maybe, he could get used to being next to Gricko like this every day.

[stardayzzing]

[Helios]

Guys Im so art blocked my head feels like it's gonna explode, THIS PIECE SPENT 20 MINUTES JUST BEING A FLOATING FACE AJD A HAND but have it anyways 😭 I just missed him

(Please recommend in the comments/sends me some asks of like, patrochilles, Helios, Apollo, epic even, just smth my brain is into rn that I might be able to use as leverage against the art block 🙏)

[poetryvampire]

Me: I just have such a thing for tragic men with the weight of the world on their shoulders and a lot of emotional baggage. Oh also big hands. 😊

Rings of Power: You're not gonna believe this.

[jacksonleavesthe0nly138472]

Stanley mind be like

[amoremagnificentbastard]

WIP Whenever

Before I forget that @serenbriar tagged me today, who wants a sliver of angst from whatever this monstrosity is?

Tagging @larvasmoon, @honeybummer, @obsessedwhyyes, and @kittenintheden should y'all have anything you'd like to share!

[novelistparty]

you might have heard about the current administration's attempts to ruin the federal agencies. In case you don't know a scientist IRL, I'm here to let you know it's completely fucking over all of science in America as well as across the world. Universities are banding together to protect entire departments, try to keep jobs from evaporating, prevent people from being deported. People are freaking out. Will their project or team or research group or department or company or industry survive the next few weeks or months? the president and his emerald boy crony are destroying science

[here-but-forgotten]

just thinkin' about tucking my head into someone's neck and they're warm while they gently hold me to them and keep me from being alone in my own thoughts you know

[midnight-moonlite-melancholy]

This piece is based off of a conversation I had with @l3viat8an :p so not all of these ideas are 100% mine and the green text is a direct quote from Ro ♡

My brain is mush so there may be some spelling/grammar errors :/

Banner by @/cafekitsune

Your temporary stay at the castle was supposed to be a mini vacation from the chaos of the House of Lamentation but in all honesty it was just an excuse for Diavolo to have you all to himself. Without the brother's interference he could simply take you whenever and wherever he pleased. And that included the kitchen while Barbatos was out buying ingredients for a new dessert. Going into the kitchen for a quick snack turned into Diavolo pounding you over the kitchen counter.

This wouldn't have been the first time in your short stay that the poor butler was minding his own business when he was graced with the image of you being folded up or bent over and fucked silly on some random piece of furniture in one of the many rooms of the castle.

The scene that followed was Diavolo offering an apology to Barbatos for letting this happen... again. Diavolo being shocked into silence by Barbatos' suggested method of compensation. You. After all it would only be fair for Barbatos to have his turn to play with you. The only rules set for Diavolo is that he had to watch. He wasn't allowed to interact with the scene unfolding before him.

That's how you found yourself writhing under the touch of Barbatos' skilled fingers. The smug yet calm look on his face almost sinister as he listens to you beg for him to let you cum already. Not even half an hour ago those pretty pleas were for him to just fuck you already but now they were nothing more than broken whines to let you cum. They almost sounded like desperate little prayers to Barbatos' ears as he subjected you to his favorite method of sexual torture.

“See, now you both know how I’ve felt. Not knowing what I’d be walking in on and then only being allowed to watch. A shame isn’t it?”

Bringing you to the edge only to pull away again, Barbatos chuckles when he hears Diavolo letting out an almost frustrated groan. He wants nothing more then to see your face when you cum but Barbatos continues to take that pleasure away from him. There is nothing stopping Diavolo himself from cumming, yet the hand stroking his cock seems to follow Barbatos' pattern of teasing, bringing his movements to a hault whenever Barbatos pulls away and starting up again respectively.

Although Barbatos would love too see you turn into an overstimulated mess under the ruthless pounding of his cock, he much preferred to see you pleading just the way you are now. While one of his hands moves to push his fingers back inside you, the other travels up your body to toy with your already abused nipples. Barbatos looks up from your trembling form to stare at Diavolo, getting you closer then he had before, even rubbing his thumb in quick circles over your clit only to pull away again and click his tongue.

Taglist: @anxious-chick

[dragon-razor-writings]

Summer: "I love it when i stump the IT guy."

Summer: "You thought this would be a quick ticket. Just remote in, click one button, and make me look like a fool. But alas, I have fucked things up more than you could've imagined."

[hurtcomforted]

I feel an unexpected but very strong need to get a hug from val kilmer

[vintagerobin]

they have a point tho. pathological is unhealthy and abusive, even if it's mutual, and the power dynamic tips towards the person in power. not saying you can't enjoy fucked things just saying that it is, by definition, unhealthy and therefore abusive. look at all the times Bruce has lashed out at Dick, all the times he's hit him

This just in: Mentally Ill People Unable to Have Non-Abusive Relationships, According To Anon

Even if "abusive" was one of the potential meanings of "pathological", which it isn't as far as I've checked, the context of that quote was talking about how Dick is a vital character in Batman as a franchise and how important he is to Bruce personally. Like.

(source)

This is the very next part from that same interview. This is saying that Dick Grayson has more power over Bruce Wayne than SUPERMAN, and you're trying to tell me that in this same interview just a little before what Snyder meant was that their relationship is inherently abusive because of the power dynamic...?

I'm a little tired of being told that I can "enjoy fucked things" wrt these guys because while I absolutely believe you're free to interpret them that way if you want I disagree that they're inherently and always "fucked" or that I'm REQUIRED to view them that way.