#it'll happen to you

[bluelinegoon]

[amwult]

[audible-smiles]

what is a chappell roan. why are people now marketing popstars to me with just "they're queer!" like musicians are bad novels. does her gay music sound good? no? bring back lizzo, i liked lizzo. i liked when lil nas x convinced straight people he was a satanist.

[nevesmose]

Exusiai? You mean of course Exodia, the Forbidden One?

[sapphire-weapon]

i just had a whole post typed up about some shit in fandom that i don't understand and then halfway through i deleted it because i realized that it was legit just

i used to be "with it"

but then they changed what "it" was

now what i'm with isn't "it"

and what's "it" is weird and scary to me

[ladythatsmyskull]

My snacking 20 years ago vs What I can handle today.

[the-generous-fool]

* police investigator with a really deep voice *

👮🏿‍♂️

"Found this in a skip on 3rd Street. Looks like some kinda meme. You know it?"

👨🏻‍🦱

"Yeah, I-I posted that meme yesterday."

"This meme been dead over 14 years... 💀🪰

Now tell me why'd you really post tha meme huh? Was it the shame? Was it the guilt?"

"Get off my property, Newman!"

* chuckles *

"Okay man. But you know I'll be back."

* * * * *

"This is 402. We got a. Dead. Meme poster. Holed up in a block south of my position. Dese low lives been posting dead memes all over the cidy. Turnin up all sortsa places. Requestin verification."

"Roger mojo 4 hundred 0 2, corroboratin dead memez, dis look like DankStain Two Hun'red, we had some rucus wi' him 7 years ago, wanted for lame memery and 2 counts a pants jokes. Sheez."

"Ouch, over."

"Subject iz dank, and owwwd. We talkin owwwwd."

"Nasty." 🚬💨

* * * * *

"Whadda you want?!"

"Son, we found the rest of yo meyyyme collection."

"Oh no!!"

"Now I gon have ta take you in, like yo parents shud a long time 'go."

[teaboot]

Sometimes at work it's not my place to tell people the things I want to say, and I find I often go home at the end of the rougher days to stand blankly in my shower and tell myself over and over what I wish I could pass on.

This accomplishes very little, and mostly just gives me a tension headache, but through it all I think I've narrowed myself down to a few solid things I'd like to tell people the most.

You can't change people. Not permanently, not for anythig. You can support them, encourage them, love them, give them tools and opportunities and resources, but you can't make them change. They can change themselves if they want to, but they have to want to, and they have to want it for themselves, because they're the only one that's certain to be with them forever.

For better or worse, you make your own choices, and blaming bad choices on others doesn't only work to absolve you of responsibility- it also robs you of control. Because if you say you only did something because I did something, then you arent only shifting blame- you're admitting that you cannot control yourself, that you cannot truly make choices for yourself, that other people can control you- and as long as you truly beleive that, you'll keep facing the same problems over and over. You'll keep letting others dictate your choices, because you'll beleive that they can, and you'll never be free.

White knights on horseback are from fairytales. Nobody can help you if ou're not willing to help yourself. To try, to put the dirty work in, to belive you're worth that effort- Act as though nobody is coming to save you. From a struggle, from pain, from bad relationships, from yourself. And when you do save yourself, because you will, because failure here isn't an option if you want to survive, you'll never find another dragon that can keep you prisoner.

Don't say anything to anyone that you wouldn't want them remembering forever.

Doing the right thing in bad circumstances is hard. It's the hardest thing. But if you make the choice to do that hard thing anyways, despite your fear, you'll go on the rest of your like knowing that you're the sort of person who did something.

The present only seems the hardest because the past I over and the future hasn't happened.

There's so much joy ahead of you, the kind you can't possibly understand until you see it yourself.

The responsibility of consequences is often disguised as the power of permission. "I won't do this if you help me", "I'll work on my anger if you do this for me", "I promised you I'd quit, but can I have just one?". The unspoken question is, "Can it be your fault if this goes badly?"

You cant make someone love you the way you need to be loved. Someone can love you very much and still be bad for you, even if you love them very much in return. Two people can love each other very, very much, and try their very best, and still be wrong for each other.

Sometimes being near to someone changes you, even in good ways, and the people you become don't fit together as well as the people you were.

Caring takes work. Even if it's real. Especially if it's real. And the most important gestures aren't the grand, poetic, songs-and-flowers-and-tears moments; they're getting out of bed even though you don't want to. Paying attention to things you don't enjoy. Scrubbing pans, or opening a window, saying "thank-you", or helping carry groceries into the house. The small things fill the big things- without the small, boring, mediocre things, big things feel hollow.

Thrre is honour and dignity in humble work.

If you are a cruel and spiteful person, then you will find every place you visit to be full of the same cruel, spiteful people. This is not because the world is as cruel as you, but because everywhere you are, you will be disliked. This is the curse that comes with being persistently cruel and spiteful.

If you are a kind and ppsitive person, you will repeatedly encounter kind and positive people, because as they grow familiar with you, they will be happier to have you near. This is the reward of being a kind and positive person.

When splitting paths with loved ones, briefly or forever, aim for your last words to always be "I love you".

[8one6]

[nascenticity]

and an extra support group for ppl who used to be the same age as their favorite character and are now the same age as the authority figure their favorite character rebelled against

support group for ppl who used to be the same age as their favourite character but then got older

[bixels]

tarpit site.

[kyoukorpse]

my guy definitely didnt come that bulked up. its what happens when you haven't eaten or moved in a thousand years and ur suddenly being fed 3 meals a day and forced to do labor 7 days out of the week.

[starry-bi-sky]

danyal al ghul memes because i don't think i've done those yet for this au.

(the jason one is in reference to the fanon headcanon/au that Jason and Damian potentially knew each other and interacted while jason was in the league. I've thought about it before in context of this au, but haven't thought about it enough to feel inspired or motivated to make a post exploring the idea)

(diablito means, as you can guess, 'little devil'. while i'm neutral to latino jason, i think the nickname is cute as fuck and was danny's main nickname from Jason. i don't wanna touch that timeline so im not gonna decide how old they were when Jason was there.)

Skulker: i am the ghost zone's greatest hunter! i capture and hunt creatures both rare and dangerous. Danyal: a poacher?? you're a poacher?? you poach animals??Skulker:...i sense i've made a mistake of some kind.

anyways that was the day that Skulker cemented himself as Danny's no.1 opp, and still remains there to this day even if he and Vlad are both viciously fighting for second. Out of everyone in the the AP rogues gallery, Skulker will be the first to be thrown under the bus in terms of 'o shit here comes phantom fucking RUN'.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

your comic of erik "kidnapping" charles is living rent free in my head... I can't stop thinking of a scenario where somebody didn't get the memo about the vacation/kidnapping thing they've got going on and bursts into erik's Evil LairTM of the week to rescue the poor professor only to be mentally scarred at finding him making out nasty style with magneto

i cant stress enough how fast i went to draw this as soon as i got the chance god help any new x-man to the team

[sapphire-weapon]

Ahhh you got me there, I find his one liners and jokes kinda endearing, adorable 🤭 I’m ready to baby that middle aged man.

>38 >middle aged >tfw turning 34 in a little over a month

[lazylittledragon]

ok i swear i'm not going to talk about my breakup forever but the thing that just keeps bothering me:

i know that not getting what you need in a relationship is a COMPLETELY valid reason to end it but also. i feel like having a very vulnerable moment where i opened up about my struggles with intimacy and being relieved that i didn't have to keep doing things i wasn't comfortable with, then being dumped a YEAR later because of my lack of intimacy. is something i should be allowed to be very hurt by???