#it'll happen anon dont you worry

[infamous-if]

when can we fuck the ROs

[kennysimp101]

Hey! Can I request an imagine of sharky x reader- reqder was dared by beta squad to do a break up prank for YouTube on him. And how it would go and shit. Thank you!!

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PRANK: Sharky x reader ☁

A/N: Hello Anon!! I changed the prank bit instead of youtube, it's just Niko being a bitch, but here ya go 

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“WINNER” pops up and y/n jumps around her best friend, Niko, showing him an L. “Ye ye, ur just lucky” he says. Niko has been her friend since childhood, he introduced her to the beta squad, and that's when y/n and Sharky just clicked, and have been dating for 3 years. “3 times in a row is not luck but sure Niko” you reply. “If you're so sure you can beat me, why don't we raise the stakes” you propose while smirking. “How do you suggest we do that?” Niko says interested. “Whoever wins the next game, gets to dare the loser to do whatever they want and you can't say no” “Okay deal” And it starts. Mario Kart was your game, so you were not worried, but somehow Niko kept getting a bullet, and…. HE WON?!? HOW?? You sit there shocked as to what has happened while Niko now mocks you the same way you did before. “I TOLD YOU ITS LUCK” He shouts still showing you an L. You shake your head and sigh “What do you want me to do you bitch?” “No need to be salty y/n, but I do have a dare for you,” He says as he grins, worrying you. “I want you to prank Sharky by ‘breaking up’ with him” “WHAT?? Your psychotic I'm not doing that” “YOU HAVE TO, THAT WAS THE BET” “YOU'RE SUCH A BITCH OMG” you say as you accept defeat. “Do it when you see him next,” Niko says, satisfied with what he's done. 

You were gonna see Sharky right after hanging out with Niko. While you did have your own apartment, you liked staying over with him most days. You rang the bell, ready to do this dumb prank and get it over with. Thoughts raced through your head, the biggest worry being ‘What if he doesn't care and is okay with it’. You shake your head, focusing on the task at hand. Sharky opens the door, smiling as he sees you “Y/n, I missed youuu” he says as he hugs you. You smile but remember what you need to do. You put your hand on his chest, pushing him slightly. “Let's sit down, we need to talk”, Sharky looks at you confused “Is everything okay y/n?” You ignore him and walk and sit on the couch, this is gonna be harder than you thought. 

Sharky sits opposite you, still confused, waiting for you to explain what's happening. “I think we should break up,” you say, trying so hard not to break character. “What.” He said shocked. “Why, what happened, did I do something?” “No no, I just think it'll be better for us, you know help us focus on our own stuff cause we already don't have enough time” you reply, making some reason up “Y/n, if this is about filming, I'll stop to spend time with you, please don't do this” His voice cracking up, as his eyes are tearing up. You want to just hug him, and tell him this is so dumb, but you decide that you need to do a bit more. “It's not you sharks, it's me. Yk with all the girls liking you, I just can't handle it” This wasn't true at all. Yeah, he did get a lot of female attention, but at the end of the day, he was your boyfriend so you didn't care. “Y/n, I will delete all my socials, everything, block every girl trying anything, just please don't leave '' He's sobbing, you couldn't take it anymore. 

You get up, and hug him “I'm not breaking you with you, I love you sharks” “What?” “I'm not breaking up with you, it's just some dumb dare Niko gave me cause of a bet,” You say, stroking Sharky’s hair, calming him down. “Omg you gave me a heart attack, I was so scared” you giggled at this, shaking your head. “I'm not leaving don't worry, I love you” You kiss his head while cuddling him. “I love you too y/n, but dont pull dumb shit like this on me again” “I won't, I won't” you reply “Also Niko is getting a beating the next time we meet” “Let me help you” Both of you giggle before cuddling on the couch and falling asleep.

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Well, thats the first one. I hope yall like it and keep giving suggestions and requests. Also, shout out @g-xix cause reading her oneshots has got me back into writing Next up will probably be a smut of either kenny or Tobi but we'll see

Anyways love yall <33

[acid-ixx]

Every work of yours is absolutely magnificent. I can’t count the amount of times I reread your every work. And don’t get me started on a&a I will actually cry if he deactivate your account because that means i can’t reread it again 😭 I would make peace with you discontinuing the story (not really I would cry) eventually but please never delete it I read it everytime I have a bad day

anon ily pls dont die 💔 but don't worry, if i eventually come to the ultimate decision to deactivate, i'm going to archive all my works (but at the same time deactivating is a low chance, it'll only happen if i'm really at my lowest point). i'm so glad that people become as emotional to my writing as i am with it too 🥹 tho don't worry guys, i have no intentions of discontinuing again & again. it just takes a lot of time for me to motivate myself to write something i'm really, really passionate about.

[star-railfanboy]

Hello I was wondering if you could make a honkai star rail story with the reader being a member of the Astral Express crew and their extremely innocent and naive, but when the Astral Express crew arrived at the Xianzhou Loufu the reader is kidnapped by Blade and Kafka after a small battle and the reader is injured and they kidnapped the reader because they were much more useful to the stellaron hunters alive than dead because of their ancestry from a forgotten race that was known as the Ali beautiful creatures with wing made of crystal and the light that shines through their wings can harm those they see as an enemy. (I made up the whole Ali thing but you're more than welcome to write this in anyway you please, and I wish you a good morning/afternoon or goodnight ☺️)

|Hello anon I'll be changing the Ali concept to something else. The reader will still have wings. They will still be from a forgotten race. :) I hope it's written ok. The trailblazer is not the reader and will be Caelus(it'll switch between Caelus and Stelle with requests.) This will be a love triangle between Blade and Kafka with a gender neutral reader as well as scenario as it wasn't specified. It'll be a love triangle since I don't write poly my apologies. I have nothing against it I am just monogamous. As always feel free to change the pronouns to fit your own. I hope you enjoy and I wish you a lovely day or night.

Blade and Kafka x A Gender Neutral Reader.

Warnings: Mentions of fighting, minor injuries, kidnapping, spoilers for Kafka's companion quest as well as the main story quest, |

Kafka and Blade Love Triangle

(Name) had gone with the first group of the Loufu. They were confused about several things that happened. Once everything was done and over with they were walking around and had seen Caelus in an alleyway. They were about to go over and greet the silver haired trailblazer but stopped when they saw Kafka.

They tilted their head and walked over. "Are you friends with the Stellaron hunters Caelus?" (Name) asked seeing Blade in the shop. Kafka's eyes lit up upon seeing them again. "Oh we met again." She said with a smile. Caelus gave her an uneasy look and stepped between the two. As the smile she made seemed to be plotting something.

"Don't worry Kiddo. Our intentions with them aren't bad. Now It's time to get back to your friends. I want to chat with this little one for a bit." Kafka stated using her powers. Caelus felt he couldn't refuse. (Name) looked confused. "I'll catch up with you after our chat." They said giving their friend a smile. She's friends with Caelus so she must not be too bad.

After Caelus left Blade walked out of the shop. "Sam messaged me an update to our script from Elio. So (Name) we're supposed to bring you back with us. He didn't specify alive or dead." She said with the same smile from earlier. She thought they were definitely a cute one. What's more they are supposed to have a hidden power.

There wasn't much know about their race. What Kafka was able to find out wasn't much which piqued her curiosity. They gave her a confused look. She grinned they seemed so innocent. It was rather adorable.

"I can't go with you though. I told Caelus I'd head back after them. Dan Heng and Mr. Yang get worried if I'm gone for too long. I dont want to be scolded again about how dangerous it is to be alone by Mr. Yang." (Name) said with a frown. Kafka gave a small laugh they were simply too adorable. She wanted to see what was so special about them.

"Bladie detain them to bring them back with us." Kafka commanded. Blade simply nodded and charged them they didn't appear to have weapon up until he brought his down to strike them. A weapon made of a pure looking crystal appeared in their hands quickly blocking Blade's strike.

Blade's eyes widened as he felt his mind coming back to him. Only Kafka's powers kept his mind in tack from the Mara inflicted on him. He felt his sanity coming back just being near them. He wondered what kind of powers they held to achieve that. He definitely couldn't kill them now. It seemed his partner realized the same thing. "Looks like they will be useful to us Bladie. Better keep them alive." Kafka stated.

Blade and the nameless started clashing Weapons once again. The stellaron hunter being relentless in his acts to weaken the other's defenses and energy. At one point his feet were encased in some sort of crystal like substance. He quickly smashed it and rushed the other to prevent them from thinking of a plan.

He wanted to avoid harming them but with every battle some wounds are bound to arise. The clearness he felt from his mara stricken mind was nice almost addicting to him. After all its been a long long time since he was able to think clearly and not just be a puppet for Kafka. He'll have to patch them up back at the base. Eventually they lost all of their strength by trying to block the acts as well as the injuries they sustained.

(Name) unwillingly dropped their crystal weapon and their legs gave out on them. Then before they were aware of what happened they blacked out. Falling completely to the ground. Blade walked over and carefully picked them up. After they fell unconscious wings that appeared of the same crystal as their weapon appeared on their back as though the nameless had been concealing them.

"You didn't over due it did you Bladie? It'd be a shame for someone as lovely as them to be harmed." Kafka stated walking over. As she approached she noticed their injuries they got slowly fading away. "It seems that our dear (Name) has an enhanced healing ability. The powers seem to also effect your mind. Though I feel they are too much of a cutie to stay with you. I wonder if Eilo would let me keep them with me."

Blade gave her a quick glare as if to warn her he won't let that happen willingly. The two shot the other a look signaling this wasn't going to resolved easily. They made their way back to the base. Silverwolf looked up from her game and saw the two enter with an unconscious person. The person looked like a new character that was recently released in her gatcha game. Wings and a lovely appearance go match. She wondered if the person was inspiration for the character.

"Whose that?" She asked her taller companions. Kafka gave her a smile. "My new partner Eilo sent us to retrieve them while we were still aboard the Loufu." She answered putting a hand to her chest. She decided after all they were simply too adorable for her to resist.

Blade gave a glare and held them closer to himself. "They are not." He stated. He was willing to fight Kafka for the person who cleared his mind. The two were certainly going to fight for (Name)'s love and affection. However one thing was for certain the nameless weren't getting their innocent (Name) back anytime soon if ever. Kafka and Blade would ensure they remind as the Stellaron hunters dear Ali.

[arleniansdoodles]

SINDRI IS BACK PPL!!!

Ive been so excited abt his return and it finally happened! I love how Calliope can just melt every heart, so true she melts my heart too

I dont remember if he knows calliope is technically atreus's big sis but im pretty sure he doesnt know so i wonder if he'll find out while in Jotunheim. Obviously her pottery is pretty unique compared to norse pottery but that could be chalked up to visiting rome with her brother. Hmmmm...

Also if i remember correctly you said in another ask that sindri would be there when kratos found out abt sindri AND that its an unexpected occurance so my running theory is that atreus cones back to jotunheim and shortly after kratos goes too without atreus knowing and BOOM secret revealed

Rly excited to see more of this its such a cute story

P.s. sorry dor the long ask i just really like this series😭

Welcome back, Sindri!! I'm sure it'll be smooth sailing for him from here on out! loll XDDD

Awww I'm very happy to hear you enjoyed his return! I've been looking forward to it too; he'll certainly be making more appearances after this!

Sindri currently doesn't know what really happened to Calliope, so he still thinks she's Atreus' little sister even if the math doesn't really add up loll And your running theory is quite intriguing! And it definitely makes sense too XDD I won't spoil much more, but let's just say I might've gone the more complicated route with how the reunion will happen lololl But I promise it'll happen eventually! :D

Thank you so much for your comment, anon! It really made my day! <333 And please don't worry about the long ask, I love long asks!! Thank youu :'''D

[atlasofthestaars]

oooh i loved the new chapter! the way you've written the fight scene is so impressive! very rarely do i find myself engaged when reading fight scenes, but you nailed this one! i love seeing reader's ability in action!! and im such a sucker for the 'pinned the other down post-fight' thing, god the tension between those two </3 and the patching him up when hes injured aaaa reader and bi han are just the sunshine + grumpy trope oh my god 😭 kuai liang's concern for bi han is endearing, he really just cares for him a lot :(( (+the implication that bi han has a soft spot for reader im going to die 😭😭😭😭) i wonder what route you'll take with them in the future, especially now with reader's involvement! their whole dynamic with reader is honestly one of my favourites atm <3

MADAM BO !!! what a woman shes just an icon, shes the wisest 🙇 and her special tea being super strong alcohol 💀 johnny cage therapy session turned gossip column 🙏 i like that you've brought up his divorce, since in the game they dont really tell us much, especially how it affects him considering it was pretty fresh when it all happened. glad to know the reader is there for him on that front!

keep it up! & i hope you're doing well! — ☄️

I'm glad you enjoyed it <3! Thank you! I don't often write fight scenes, but when I do I try to make them interesting haha ^^ I actually was googling all over the place trying to think of interesting animals to use for the reader! I'm a sucker for that trope too, which was a big motivation for me writing that whole fight scene in the first place HAHA I almost didn't put that patching up scene purely because I've been doing that trope recently (ex: Liu Kang last chapter) and I was worried it would stale BUT I kept it in because I've already established since like, chapter 2 that the reader patching up Bi-Han is their thing so I thought it'd be weird for the reader to not tend to his wounds. I've never viewed them as that trope, but I can totally see it! Yeah I wanted to write Kuai Liang worried over his brother because in the intros he mentions they had a bond but I felt like we never got to really see it in the story? So I wanted to add it in myself HAHA especially since Kuai Liang's ending in Mk11 focused on saving Bi-Han from corruption in the first place. Bi-Han definitely has a soft spot, even if he would not outright admit it (for now?) It'll be interesting to see what everyone will think when I progress through the plans I have involving Bi-Han! I have a very strong idea of what the future dynamic between him and the reader will be like, as well as Bi-Han's plot in general 👀 I'm glad to hear you're so invested!

I love Madam Bo!! Madam Bo kameo when?? Or even her as a main fighter?? Haha She is definitely one of my favorites, and I had to implement her a bit in my story! Yeah I took inspiration from Bo Rai' Cho for that, though I do know in game they mention it is more like ?? Drugs?? They're kinda vague with what her special tea does but it messes people up that's for sure ☠ Yeah the divorce scene was one of the first ideas I had for this fic and something I've been planning on writing! I always wanted to go into depth on what I felt like was something that was kinda glossed over in the story. Originally the reader was supposed to just stumble upon Johnny brooding outside over his ex, but I figured it made more sense with how the reader ended up being like for the reader to initiate a conversation about it. I also wanted to do it because I felt like this conversation was a bit of a turning point for the reader and Johnny, so yeah!

Thank you for your comments as usual ☄ anon! <3 I'm doing well, hope you all are too!

[xplrvibes]

but it feels like colby and his girl parted ways when he went back to vegas or am i missing something? this mlp person sounds like she’s a fangirl who thought she’d finally napped the person she’d been fantasising over and is upset it didnt go the way she wanted. which definitely has got to sting. i was hoping sam and kat would get back together after some time bc i truly think they were a good match (publicly, anyway). LOL an apartment in the basement for uncle colby… 40 years old and still grinding his way thru friend groups 😂 my only comment on these girls is i hope they dont let a boy come between them. if things end badly or awkwardly and one half stay together while the other half don’t, hopefully everyone is civil and no one gets hurt.

If you mean M, nobody is really sure what happened when the boys went back to LV. They may have just been having a casual fling anyway, in which case they may have agreed beforehand that it would be over after New Year's. Who knows, at this point.

I kind of knew from the jump that Sam and Kat would never get back together...it just seemed to me like the whole thing ran it's course. But I think with all this now, that whole era is definitely over lol.

If any of the broken up couples are ever going to get back together, I feel like it'd be Jake and Tara...but that's just me.

I have to commend you, anon, and say it's very sweet to worry about the girls and their friendship after all this. You may be the first person I've seen yet to say anything like that, which I think is nice.

I'm sure it'll work out for them no matter what happens with this whole thing, but yea, we definitely don't want any more bodies of failed friendships and relationships in the wake of this whole thing!

[unlikely-bloom]

Honestly the constant discourse about Kyman, as someone who ships it, is kinda making me want to distance myself from what used to be my OTP. People speaking ill of Kyman shippers is working on me and starting to make me worry that I'm doing something wrong by shipping it. I shouldn't care about what ppl on the internet think and I usually don't but constantly being told that I'm "supporting" something thats "abusive" or problematic is getting to me. Like dammit, I didn't even know about the discourse when I got into Kyman; I got into it by watching the show itself and it was my first SP ship but honestly if I knew that people gave a shit about it in the SP fandom I probably wouldn't have bothered. It'll always have a place in my heart but I'm getting tired of this shit 😔 Im extra emotional rn so Im not being rational here and you dont have to publish this. I know fandom shouldn't have that affect on me I'll get over it after Style vs. Kyman fight 2192943290 blows over. Idk if you're comfortable with vents sorry if I crossed a boundary here.

Oh, anon. It never used to be like this.

Fandom discourse these days is insane. Unhinged, even. The idea that anyone is more morally correct than someone else for what they ship and enjoy in fiction is absolutely ludicrous. Especially within the context of shipping fucking South Park characters.

The hard truth is that every fandom is like this now. You don't have shipping wars just arguing over what makes more sense 'in canon', but moving on to an ever-changing line of what is and isn't 'morally acceptable.' As if that's ever something the majority of people would ever agree on. (Hint: it's not!)

But there is a certain irony to see people arguing this for South Park of all things, as if we aren't all equally degenerate for enjoying such a 'problematic' show in the first place. Like... seriously. Be so serious, people. It's South Park. Everything is exaggerated for comedic effect-- including character's personalities, their actions and their relationships to one another. It's never going to be a character driven show no matter how much this fandom sometimes wishes it was. We're going to have characters who don't give a fuck about each other, literally wishing death or plotting to kill each other in one episode and then they're just going to be chilling playing video games in the next episode like nothing happened. It's episodic. That's part of the appeal. It's why it's such a sandbox.

Even if you didn't ship Kyman, their dynamic is impossible to ignore, try as some might. They say they hate each other, yet they keep hanging out. Both parties are there of their own volition. They both enjoy each other's company, and no amount of write-up's anyone can post on tumblr dot com is going to change that canon fact. They're friends.

Also-- they are just plain fun to watch, fucking hilarious and a huge appeal of the show! If someone else who watches the show doesn't like them, that's their problem. Them not liking an aspect of the show isn't going to make that part of the show any less valid and/or canon. And guess what? You're supposed to like their dynamic. It's supposed to be entertaining and captivating. How you interpret it is up to you, but there is 100% nothing wrong with watching an episode of South Park and enjoying Eric and Kyle's dynamic-- that is what you're supposed to do. So don't feel bad about it. The show is made for people to enjoy, after all. Also, it's important to keep in mind that just because you can find a dynamic appealing doesn't mean you endorse everything about it. That's such a wild and new-age fandom take. Fiction is an escape-- a safe space to explore unrealistic relationships and unrealistic characters. You're allowed to like fucked up things in fiction. You're allowed to like stuff in fiction you'd find repulsive or abhorrent in real life.

I think I can speak for a good chunk of the fandom when I say, I'd fucking hate Eric Cartman in real life. Hell, I'd probably hate Kyle, too. I have a lot of favourite characters from different fandoms I'd probably hate in real life. They're fun because they're fictional and it's different from real life. If I wanted to read about stuff that happens in real life, I wouldn't be here.

In the end, anon, fandom is supposed to be fun. To me it's just fun to take these silly little egg construction paper kids, draw 'em as anime characters, and give 'em some angst. It's fun! There's so much to do with them! They're soooo dynamic!

But if you're not having fun-- if you're stressing-- there's nothing wrong with taking a step back for your own mental well-being. I'm not about to tell you your feelings are invalid, because I know how any internet discourse, no matter how trivial or silly it may seem, can still stress you out. If you're constantly being told you're morally corrupt or problematic, it can take a toll on you-- even if you know you're not. The truth is you're never going to agree with everyone on the internet, and people will weaponize something as trivial as a South Park ship to make them feel better about their ship while also making you feel worse about your ship.

Anyways, when it comes to stepping back, I think there's a few ways you could go about this;

You could disengage with the social part of the fandom-- focus on the show itself, maybe just hunker down with some fanfics.

If you'd like to remain active on social medias, I think it wouldn't hurt to start blocking liberally. Anyone who has anything along the lines of 'Kymans DNI' in their profile, just block right away. You don't want to see their opinion, anyways. You're never going to convince them otherwise.

If you have a few close friends, I recommend sticking close in a small private discord server where you can discuss your headcanons and gossip in private. It's much more liberating than trying to get involved in any of the insane discourse that plagues both here and Twitter.

Anyways, anon, do what's right for you. Kyman shippers will always be here to welcome you back! They can say what they want-- we have too much canon fodder for us to ever go away!!

[arlathen]

I FOUND KARLACH I FOUND HER I FOUND HER I FOUND HER HI ITS THE KARLACH ANON IM DONE BEING ON ANON MY WIFFEEE MYWIFWMY WIFE

im normal for Now i found her anf instantly swapped laezel out for her i lovesies her so much mwahmwahmwah.... worried for what the dark urge will do 4 the story and i cant wait..

anyways for the version thing im not gonna mess w appearance edit until i can get a legal copy- dont have the money rn so ill have to wait a little until i can import my save over ^u^

OH also this is the only pic of her i have rn but my tav serves so much cunt

also please god semd the links for easier fights shadowheart is STRUGGLING ‼️‼️

WAAAA I LOVE HER AND HER HORNS ARE SO COOL !!!!!!!!!!! ALSO OHHHHHH MY GOD YOU'RE DOING THE DARK URGE?? that's very big brained of you, good luck <3

i think if you get karlach first you just gotta long rest to See. What Happens. :) he'll come find you.

high rec the double XP version of this mod -- basically you level up twice as fast. so you're always over-leveled and have way more HP and resources so you can often breeze through fights, and it'll take you to level 20 with spell slots so you can upcast spells and don't have to multiclass. i personally also use basket full of equipment bc it has some absolutely cunty outfits but ALSO has some cheat rings that give you unlimited v powerful spells or, like +4 AC, or +6 to all abilities, etc. (which is great for ability checks also).

karlach + shadowheart + astarion + warlock tav (?) sounds like great party comp !!! imo shadowheart doesn't SUPER come online until level 5 when she can cast spirit guardians + spiritual weapon. at that point she's an absolute beast. also her subclass (trickery) is more geared around sneakin' and stealthin'. i'm an idiot who runs headfirst into everything, and if you are also like that, it may be worth it to respec her into a different domain -- war cleric is my favorite (heavy armor and poor man's extra attack)! i know people also reclass her to paladin -- i personally make wyll my paladin because everything about that man screams oath of devotion.

and i know i was confused when i first started playing, but despite what the game tells you, there is *NO* consequence for taking long rests and supplies are absolutely everywhere. i hit act 3 with like 2000 camping supplies. make sure ur tav gets her beauty sleep <3

[swaggypsyduck]

Yall I’m new to stanning football. I came here straight from the world cup and I’m not gonna lie this shit is beating my ass. Is it always in the mud like this? I chose psg because that seems like the best option because they got messi, neymar, and mbappe who are literally the three players that caught my attention during the tournament! Yall I really thought this was going to be fun. 😭 What’s going on? Why does everything feel so confused and chaotic (not in a good energetic way, more like headless chicken running kind of way) but also weirdly sluggish and slow? Yall I don’t understandddddddd. It’s like the team has four different personalities all at once? It’s so… unpleasing to watch yall it was not like this during the world cup. 😭

I hope they get better. But I’ve been reading the psg girlies on tumble and … it seems like nobody has hope it’s going to get better? I mean surely it will? Right? I feel like everybody has given up on the season and I’m scared. 😭 I hope Kylian feels better soon. I was thinking maybe we can do trades with other teams but apparently business hours is already closed and will next open in the summer? The fuck? But we dont got anyone? And almost everyone is dropping like flies? What happens if the big guy on the fishnet gets a flue or just gets sick in general? We just dont get anyone?

Also the coach looks like he should be in a martin scorsese film with robert de niro and joe pesci. The fuck is he doing on the pitch tho?

We need to bounce back QUICK! We need positive vibes! Energy! We need God to be honest but I feel like I’ve spent all my credit with him praying for Messi to win the world cup. My account with God is all maxed out. Yall. I cant sleep until I figure this shit out. Somebody do something!

Do we have a secret weapon? Like what is the plan here? What is plan b? Oh my goddddd. This parasocial relationship is with these players really do beating my ass. I’m out here worried for them!

hi anon! wow this is a doozy. ill try to break down my response but idk if it'll do ur rant justice LOL

1) Welcome newcomer! as u may have seen in the world cup, if there's one thing someone should tell u before u enter the football world is that ABSOLUTELY NOTHING is guaranteed. you could have the strongest defense, the best goalie, gamemaster midfielders, and strikers w amazing finishes and you'll still lose to an underdog team who has better teamwork and chemistry. or just one player decides "uk what? imma earn my paycheck today" and demolishes the other team.

2) psg is a joke. ill tell u right now. lose any and all expectations. we clown on them bc even if they played shit before but at least they were winning. now they're playing shit and LOSING! and thats the problem we have. the 4 personalities at once thing is absolutely correct. you have 3 well seasoned forwards who are used to being the "it" strikers of their team. on top of that we have NO MIDFIELD AND A SHIT MANAGER WHO CANT GET A TACTIC OUT OF HIS ASS EVEN IF I SHOVED IT IN THERE MYSELF!!!... sorry i lost it a bit there lol.

3) as yes transfer window closing. see that's also Galtier and that fuckin toad incharge of players who DIDN'T MAKE A TRANSFER UNTIL LAST MINUTE AND LET CHELSEA FUCK THEM OVER. and sorry to burst ur bubble but there's a chance key players might leave/retire by that summer so lets hope they promise them to bring in an actual proper midfield by then.

4) So another thing to consider if one of the reasons u chose psg was for messi... i wouldnt. This isn't his club. this is his retirement club. ramos too actually. they've finished their careers. they actually have absolutely nothing to lose LOL. messi's heart will always be in barcelona. as in he literally knows nothing else except barça

5) injuries suck. but they are a part of the game. if u play any contact sport u know the feeling. even non-contcact sports there r still big injuries. everyone is hoping kylian gets better soon. he needs all the rest he can get 🤲🏼.

6) Our secret weapon? BHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! prayers i guess. nah im kidding. but there really isn't any secret weapon unless u count galtier deciding to pick up a tactic book? or leaving and getting replaced by pep or zidane. to use ur weapon analogy we have a dented shield that still works (defense) and a bunch of bullets (forwards) but no gun (midfield) to load them.

7) ik u were joking about that last part but the parasocial relationship?? do ur absolute best to minimize it. like as someone who's been watching the beautiful game since i was a kid its okay and fun to joke about it and worry/send love to ur faves but u have to remember: those are grown ass men getting payed hundreds of millions to kick a ball around while those in their cities that pay to watch them are in heating/housing crisis. so when we eat the rich ill be cutting them up w tears uk?

hope this helped LOL.

[picklle]

hello! i'm using one of your themes and i wanted to know, how do you get blingies and stamps in the bonus box? ლ(¯ロ¯"ლ)

hiiii anon -- to put imgs in the bonus box u have use html! putting the info under the read more so i dont clog up ppls dashboards :D

SO the basic image code is just <img src="URL"> lets say i wanted to put this beetroot blinkie on my blog

first youll have to put the image on any hosting site (even shoving them all on a tumblr draft works -- u just need to able to copy its URL!) personally i use imgur just because it has really short links and i can organize them all in collections

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once you have your image somewhere, right click it and press the "copy image link" button (this may be worded slightly different depending on what browser youre using)

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if you just straight up paste that in the box it wont work - thats probably what happened ^^; but no worries!

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go ahead and surround that sucker in the code from the first part of the tutorial and it'll work! it should look a little something like this. (the quotations around the URL are important! it wont work without them. same with the closing bracket (>) if you have more than one image

and horray!!! you did it :D

[geekordaus]

"Are you sure about this?" Gem nervously mumbled as Pearl used a comb to make Gem's hair less neat.

Pearl nodded while she released Gem's hair from its braid and ruffling Gem's hair a bit. "Very sure"

The future queen then put a cloak around Gem and pulled the hood over the ginger's head. "There we go!" Pearl handed Gem a mirror looking very proud of herself.

Gem held up the mirror and looked at herself, she didn't look that different from how she usually looked, she frowned and looked at Pearl. "This isn't gonna work.."

"Don't worry, it'll work fine. They won't recognize you" Pearl gently grabbed Gem's hand and started to drag the smaller girl away.

Gem nervously walked with Pearl, she didn't want to get in trouble. She doesn't like what she has to do to avoid getting in trouble. "If you say so.."

Pearl grinned upon hearing Gem relent. "You won't regret this"

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Gem nervously walked after Pearl while still holding the girl's hand. Gem had never been out of Grimlands before without her parents guiding her, without them she felt like a lost child.

She glanced around the unfamiliar setting of Gilded Helanthia, during her trips here she had never strayed far from her parents, even when she was told to explore. That may have been a mistake.

"Gem, you're hurting me" Pearl winced, feeling Gem squeeze her hand too tightly.

"O-Oh, sorry.. Sorry.." Gem apologized while she lessened her grip on Pearl's hand. Enough so that Gem nearly let go of Pearl's hand.

"Its alright, dont worry" Pearl felt her hand slipping away from Gem's before holding Gem's hand instead of letting it slip away. "Shall we continue?"

"Sure" Gem nodded, still feeling apologetic about hurting Pearl. But, she did feel a bit better when Pearl held her hand again.

"Lovely" Pearl warmly smiled as she led Gem to a nearby shop. "Did you bring anything?"

Gem peered into her satchel, she had her notebook, a pen, a small bag full of coins, and some other irrelevant items. "Yep"

-wra anon. I still feel horrible but I'm feeling a bit better now so I'm mainly just using creativity to cope /lh

Glad to hear that you are feeling a bit better, my discord is always open if you want to vent <3

And with respect at this story:

Gosh, when Gem felt bad about hurting Pearl, that hurt. Considering what happens further in their lifes.

Good job!

[haver-of-wives]

I saw what happened earlier with Dream tormenting you and I can't stand not comforting you, so thought I'd say hi.

One thing to remember is that Dream is just trying to get a reaction from you. The best thing to do is ignore him, however hard that may be - trust me, I learnt that the hard way back in school. If Dream keeps inciting a reaction, he'll keep going and it'll only get worse. Please, Tommy, try to ignore any messages he sends, no matter what he might say. Put your comm on silent and place it screen-down. Think of it this way: if Dream is sending messages to you here, then he can't mess with you in person because he can't do both at once!

I'd love to give you a hug, but I know physical contact sometimes freaks you out - so maybe just imagine it instead, if you want. We anons are always here to support you through this! <3333

yeah i know he fuckin loves trying to get a reaction usually i just tellhim to fuck off adn shit and try not to let him get to me. buthe knows me so fuckign well sometimes it jjust happens anyway like he broughtup that fuckin exile shit adn i just. idont even know what tosay about thta noweveryone knows how fucking weak iwas that i let thathappen twice adn. sorry i probably shouldnt just dump that allout here. youre right though ill keep tryign to ignore him hes just an annoyign green bitch who wants my attention so i wont fuckin give it to him. and thankyou dont worry i am hugging Shroud right now and he is very fuzzy adn soft

[maiverie]

hihi! im kinda young (14 turning 15 in aug!) and i saw that another anon asked for your help on creating a blog .. i kind of need help too 😭😭 do you have any tips on writing? i wanna start a blog but have no experience in writing like AT ALL. except for maybe writing essays for eng or having to create comfort texts for friends because erm therapist friend here☝️

hiiii omg im so sorry for the late reply HAHA but firstly happy early birthday for august!!! plsss I'd be so happy to help! here's my reply to the other post on setting up your blog :>

as for writing tips,,,, um bro honestly idk if I'm the best person to answer ur question but here are some of my personal thoughts!! also comfort friend so real DONT GET BURNT OUT THO 😭

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disclaimer: I am obviously not the best most amazing writer, so these are just my personal thoughts !!! I'm sure there are other users out there with better insights !!!

when I started writing I was like really really really shit like PROPER shit it's actually fucking embarrassing reading back to it 💀 but idk sometimes it's just fun to look back and see all the improvements I've made along the way — for you, it might be that way too. you might feel like it's shit to begin but honestly the more you write, the easier it becomes and naturally you'll improve ! so I think the best mindset to have when you start is to just try, and be okay with the fact that it will obviously not be your best work and you'll just get better and better and better!

here are some writing tips I've previously written - I'll reiterate some of the points there but maybe give it a read and see if it helps?

I think it's easiest to start with one idea and use it as a seed — just let ideas slowly grow from it; keep adding little details and details until it sprouts into a big tree! for example, you can pick a trope that you really like (maybe something you've read before in someone else's fic, or something you've seen in movies/tv shows/books) and then pick a member from whichever group you want to write for (I'm assuming enhypen since you're on my blog) and just write!! for example, you can pick enemies to lovers and then be like hmmm I really want to do jay and enemies to lovers! from there, you can think about the smaller details: why are they enemies (plot)? what do enemies say to each other (dialogue)? where are they when they say these things (setting)?

I think it's easier to write the kind of things that you like to read! so if you really like one shots, write a one shot. if you like smaus, write an smau. if you like headcanons, do the same! stick to whatever you've seen before because then it'll feel a little less daunting! personally, I used to read a lot of like stupid little romcoms growing up and so that's just naturally what I kind of write now ^^ you'll notice that everyone has different taste; so you might see someone's writing and be like "wow it's really good!" and people might disagree with you — in saying that, don't try to please everyone and just write whatever u like ^^ you'll attract people who personally gravitate toward your writing !

tbh, fic writing is nowhere near the same calibre of actual book writing so I wouldn't fret too much about designing a really intricate plot with like fully-fleshed characters because nobody really does that anymore (at least not on blr? i think that's more common on wattpad where people have like 20+ chapters ya feel) — I think just write what makes you happy! If it's about your bias + a trope you like then ezz that's all u need to do hdfshsdh

there are people who like to fully plan out fics and there are people that just wing it — I'm sure you'll find your style, but don't feel worried if you can't seem to brainstorm anything! I think it's easier to just start, and then think about that could happen next. maybe you can start a story with dialogue and then just continue on with the conversation !!

when you're writing scenes, think about setting and characters — for example, think about how they feel, how they react to another character’s dialogue, how they physically react to someone's touch, how cold or hot the weather is, where they're standing/sitting and what their surroundings look like, what time it is, etc. etc. obviously don't include everything (especially the irrelevant stuff) but my point is that there are so many different directions you can go!

here are some other tips I can think of:

read your dialogue out loud and think to yourself, "would someone actually say this?" also, make sure only one person speaks per paragraph so it's less confusing

use a thesaurus sparingly — try not to use convoluted language bc I'd say people who read your work are going to be around the same age as you and idk it's just a lil weird if you're using random words that nobody really uses irl

pay attention to your grammar/syntax — make sure some sentences don't run too long and that when you read it out loud, it makes sense!

also spell-check HSDHDS BUT HONESTLY MY FICS ARE RIDDLED W TYPOS LIKE IT DOESNT RLLY MATTER TBH.. SO LONG AS ITS NOT HORRIBLE?? UHH

treat your characters like real people and think about what they say/do and if it's something in or out of character!! in saying that, give them motivations and fears and all the juicy stuff that real humans have — if you care about writing a story that people will remember, then I think it'd be great if you could write memorable characters by fleshing them out and making them lovable or hate-able(?) or relatable.

make sure scenes flow from one to the other — it's the same as you do with your eng essays! you make sure you're not talking about one thing before quickly jumping to the next. I think you can apply the same logic to writing fiction :))

honestly it's hard to give tips because I'm not sure what type of stories you want to write and what direction you're going for, so I'm really sorry if my tips were a little too generalised!! but if I'm gna be like so so so so fr right now, I honestly think writing for enhablr can be easy/simple — my tl;dr is that you should just pick a member + easy trope + make sure you have a mildly interestingly plot and once you add in decent grammar, you'll probably do really great! I don't mean this in a bad way, I just think ff writing doesn't have to be too difficult because most people just want to read about and imagine their bias in situations they'll never be able to see irl (its kinda the whole point of ff)!! I don't think people think much about fics beyond that !! this is all just for fun!!! so I really hope u have fun writing!!! lmk what u end up working on ^^

I hope this helps; idk if it did 😭 but lmk if u need any more clarification 😭��

[asahicore]

wow that's kinda crazy to hear, tbh im kinda emotional about this cuz when i first got to into enha, ur heeseung fic (idk remember the title how to get back at ur ex? something like that) was the first fic ive read for them it was before u deleted ur blog, what a time, and then ur hoon fics were golden too,

i guess what I'm trying to say is thank u! its okay, nothings forever, but damn we had a fun ride with u, i supposed the only thing left is to wait for those two parts of hey heeseung and support it the best i can before u go :((

i know u are not going anywhere lmao being dramatic it's so fun tho but i will miss it ❤️❤️❤️ love you lots tho and im happy that the works u made for them happen thank u

oh my god anon this is extremely sweet and im super honored that one of my fics was the first enha fic u read, but i will say it is a tad dramatic 😭 as u said im not going anywhere !! i still have a lot of wips for them, im not abandoning any of the 100 kisses requests i got for the other boys, and i had other fic ideas for them anyway so dont worry it'll be a while before i stop writing/posting for them!! maybe what i said was a bit misleading lol i mostly meant that i'll want to focus on other groups for now on and write for them instead :) but thank u so much for ur kind words anon !!

[randy-jade-4ever]

hey! anon with an idea here. i have a plan to... well, not exactly bring her back, but locate her??? and maybe then she'll come back to you? im awful at doing anything that involves matchmaking people, but maybe it'll work? if we just find your wife you two can talk :3

plus, i dont think randy can stand the whole being alone in the black endless void. we've not seen him for a while and im worried hes starving

It's worth a shot. Hopefully she'll take me back...

Also yeah.... I haven't seen Randy since you know what happened. I hope's he okay.

(Meanwhile...)

I-I know my life is kind of crazy b-but I looked away for a second and now I'm in the woods????

H-How do I get home? I forgot to eat my gourmet meal...