#it'd be hilarious

[number-one-shadisper-shipper]

I think the way that Sonic and Amy get together is that after Sonic just one day decides, "Yeah, I guess I'm ready to start dating her now," but like, doesn't actually think to tell her this. So he's just casually suggesting they go out to dinner and taking her out on little adventures with him and stuff, and Amy's trying so hard not to read anything into it because she knows he still needs time and just wants to be friends for now, and she's trying to tone it back and just enjoy the moments together without overthinking it, but he keeps spending more time with her and complementing her eyes and all this stuff, and she honestly doesn't know what to think about this.

And then they're just talking with someone and Sonic casually drops "my girlfriend Amy", and she's just like "DID YOU JUST SAY WHAT I THOUGHT YOU SAID???" and he's like, "Yeah, we've been dating for three months?" and of course Amy's like "What do you mean WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR THREE MONTHS???" and Sonic is genuinely surprised that she wasn't aware of this.

They have a whole argument about it but resolve it pretty quickly with a sheepish apology on Sonic's part. And they then laugh about it together for the rest of their lives 🥰🥰

[thisshitisridiculous]

actually the opening disaster of season 8 is hilarious because it's set up where the Airplane crash is actually the A plot and the 22 killers bees is actually the B plot (or bee plot if you will) and i have faith the writers are funny enough for that to be intentional

[internetskiff]

(Art below the cut btw)

TOPIC: INTELLIGENCE DAMPENING SPHERE POST-DETACHMENT RE-ASSIGNMENT

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Sphere's adapted surprisingly well to conditions outside of the Central AI Chamber. We've noticed a marginal increase in intelligence after it's exposure to "HER" neural imprint. It is now capable of recognizing (and even using) a "double entendre" in a sentence - likely picked it up from her (have you people considered attaching an "attitude suppression" sphere onto her yet? Would be great). It's been annoyingly talkative to the staff. Suggest re-assignment to Subject Caretaker duties. Quite literally the lowest hanging fruit - it's mostly automated anyways, even a toddler couldn't mess it up. Just find a use for it so it stops pestering me on the catwalks, thanks.

[greenteaandtattoos]

Downfall Part I is gonna open with "Wind". You better believe that Brennan will take the opportunity to finish the cycle he started.

[sophiegoose]

Was today years old when I found out there's a Kamen Rider form that's literally just Sephiroth in armor:

[ask-the-shichibukai]

Someone should write a fanfiction where all the first mate/vice captains (and Nami) go on a vacation together. They founded a CLUB (see the previous post on this), they need a raise, they need a vacation and they need it now. So, their captains are left to fend for themselves for, let's say, a month.

For people like Shanks or Luffy, a week is probably their breaking point (or the time range before boredom and lack of adult supervision pushs them to declare war on the world government, thus forcing their first mates to come back ASAP from vacation).

Absolute chaos becomes unstoppable for the crews who never noticed how much life changes when a more adult adult than you fixes your messes in exchange for the stability of their own blood pressure. When they finally understand they NEED some adult supervision in order not to explode and/or commit mutiny, they despair at the notion that they are supposed to be their own adult for a whole month.

The first mates, who are relaxing on a tropical beach without a care in the world for once in their lives, watch their crews' shenanigans unfold on a maxi TV and start betting on whose captain will break and/or give up first. Shanks. They've never had so much fun and they all know they deserved it.

Finally, they return to their babysitting duties, relaxed and regenerated, and all the captains have never been happier to see their first mates again in all their lives (if Luffy's and Shanks's bear-like hugs are almost unbearable then it's just a matter between first mates, captains and the latter’s deep-seated abandonment issues).

[noivoom]

Sun mentioned teaching Moon how to drive yesterday, and as I've already shared my Sun driving headcanon, here's my headcanon for Moon;

Both Old and New Moon are/were equally bad at driving, but have/had very different attitudes about it. New Moon, as we've seen, very much does NOT like it and does NOT wanna learn. I imagine he'd be just as nervous as Earth, except more internally screaming rather than external (he described cars as "metal death traps" in the episode he picked up Sun from being kidnapped). He'd absolutely make the situation worse for himself too- he makes a mistake, panics, overcorrects himself, panic even more, and things get progressively worse until him and Sun are drifting full throttle down the road, screaming. Somehow he never crashes. The Old Moon on the other hand. He did NOT care. He'd drive like a bat outta hell, yelling "DON'T WORRY I GOT THIS," causing utter mayhem, and afterwards pointing out that he didn't crash once (by some miracle), so clearly he must be doing something right.

On a related note, here's a couple Incorrect Quotes I made on the topic a while back:

Sun: Okay, you’re driving when Monty and Lunar walk into the road in front of you. Quick, what do you hit? Moon: Definitely Monty. I could never hurt Lunar. Sun, tired: The brakes, Moon. You hit the brakes. Moon: … no, I’d still go for Monty- *later* Moon, defending himself: Look, if Monty’s dumb enough to walk out on the road in front of a moving vehicle like that, they deserve it. Besides, they’re probably doing it for some stupid insurance fraud scam anyway, so if anything I’d be doing them a favour. Sun: *deep sigh*

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*Sun teaching Moon to drive with Lunar along for the ride* Sun: That’s a pothole, to the left! Moon: Take it back now y’all *hits the pothole head-on* Lunar, leaning into the front: Cha cha real smooth! Moon: I don’t think that’s how the song goes. Sun, crying: Please just take me home Moon: Country roads~ Lunar: To the place~ Moon and Lunar in unison: I belong~! Sun, crying harder: What the fuck?

[lilyflower52]

I need to see pip in this shirt

[transingthoseformers]

TFE Megatron, upon learning what a godparent is, would immediately declare Dot to be the godmother of his future sparklings.

You can't convince me otherwise.

No you're very right

[cornertheculprit]

i do like to think that phoenix and maya visit diego in prison sometimes and i think on one occasion after aa4 when phoenix visits on his own diego ends the visit by saying "by the way. never say i didn't do anything for you" or something to that effect that just leaves phoenix like ??? mr. armando what are you fucking talking about. but diego doesn't tell him anything he just leaves. turns out he finagled his way into getting the cell next to kristoph's and has been slowly but surely driving him batshit insane by being the most annoying cryptic bastard on planet earth

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

arrested development would have loved the baby titanic sub lost at sea

[ghostly-penumbra]

I need the phandom to assign a name to every ship we have (yes, the crossover ones too) based on this thing:

[ID in Alt Text]

I know there are names for romantic and for platonic, now I want names for "at each other's throats" and for "fuck damn it stop being at each other's throats".

[bluelolblue]

I want John and Santino to be my dads -

That'd be cool af honestly

"Hey my dads are John Wick and Santino D'Antonio 😎...what about you?"

Be the most fucking popular kid damn 💀

No one would want to mess with you and if they do...they're found dead the next day...not even a day later and they're dead

"Don't mind them they're just flirting in their own way 🙃 yeah my dads are kinky"

LOOK AT MY DADS EVERYONE 😃

[justanaspiringsomeone]

(Kingdom hearts/Touchstarved) Starved Hearts Pt.2: Dynamics

Leander

These two are literally the same person

Like they look and act like brothers

Unfortunately, due to Sora’s more unknown arrival/nature/vibes, Leander is suspicious of him behind closed doors

Still, despite this, Sora has proven to be both not a threat or a good liar

And Leander is fond of him despite all weirdness

there was at least one joke about Leander having a long lost son and that son being Sora afjksfsjkdgj

Kuras

Kuras is one of the few who’s aware of Sora’s otherworldly nature

Or at least, has a clearer view than most

While he’s fond of the boy, he often has to warn Sora to be careful more than once

Honestly, Sora lowkey is living with Kuras on basis that Leander literally cannot put a child in a BAR

Sora is prob the only person who has hugged Kuras

much to his surprise

also therapy for the both of them cuz imma be real, Sora has issues and Kuras can listen at the least

Mhin

Oh these two–

They will butt heads like a couple bulls

Mhin is not for any of Sora’s more childish aspects

While Sora isn’t for Mhin’s general personality

But especially their disdain of literally everything fun

They both will end up respecting each other tho, competent in a fight so neither has to worry of the other

Also solidarity in having dark forms

Honestly, despite their best efforts they end up looking out for sora a lot

Denies it when it's brought up

Mhin regardless of their denial, pre much looks out for Sora the most when they can

rightfully so, Sora is notorious for giving people heart attacks

Ais

Ais and Sora somehow are the most chaotic duo

The two spar a lot

Ais gets a surprisingly enjoyable partner

And Sora plays with the soulless 

Its so weird but it works

Also no impulse control in sight when both are riled up

Sora adores Princess (and lowkey all the soulless)

Ais also is aware of Sora’s nature, but has no desire to say anything

Sora is a good fight, nothing more and nothing less

Vere

They hate each other

Or Vere does

Sora just dislikes him 

They don't really understand each other

And Vere constantly makes fun of sora every chance he gets

Despite this, Sora feels some semblance of… pity for Vere being chained up

Asks questions that Vere prob hasn’t heard before

Like if he was free, what would he do? Where would he go?

Or if he remembers where home was

It’s a weird dynamic

vere prefers Sora in anti/rage form cuz finally no goody two shoes

they mauled each other at least once and Vere refused to be healed

sora healed him anyways to piss him off

[joelockescoffee]

ngl I've seem that billboard multiple times, and every time I see it I /have/ to point it out and read it aloud to whoever I'm in the car with- I love it so much it's so deranged. ,,for those who can't read it, it says ["Shackled by LUST? JESUS sets free"] and then has a number u can call to apparently get unshackled from lust by Jesus, which just sounds like some religious persons kink tbh so idk if its helping..

I'M SORRY WHAT-

[feltpool]

Speculating

Regarding a query about how serious my speculative posts have been I’m going to say this:

It’s my blog and I can post what I want, serious or otherwise. But I’m still going to avoid posting certain things whether they’re intended to be taken seriously or not. I’m not out here making a deliberate or specific attempt to cause fandom offence.

Technically there’s nothing to stop me claiming:

‘Sgt ‘Bounty’ Hunter’s sole interest in Omega is the value placed on her head by a 3rd party and he was only so desperate to get her back in S1 because he didn’t want to lose the money to Cad Bane. The future he sees in her is the money she’ll bring him and the life of luxury he plans to live afterwards. Nothing more’

But that’d be a statement that’d cause great consternation amongst his fans regardless of any intent to claim it as serious or not. It’d cause a lot of upset to those who love the pair of them to see that suggestion written as a post, tagged with his name, and put out there for anyone to stumble across.

Similarly I could claim that he’s nothing more than a bully on a par with Rampart and he’s been using the same tactics we see Crosshair suffering under now to maintain control over his team when he isn’t using his internal wifi to order them about.

I could claim that the rest of the team were on the verge of going AWOL when the show begins because of this and that they’d all love to see the back of him and his abuse, that only the Empire rising to power halted that plan in its tracks.

Would you think that that was a serious statement? Would it matter? You’d likely take offence regardless if he’s one of your blorbos.

I could get away with saying that it was my opinion that in the season finale Tech will strip naked, paint his arse cheeks 501st blue, and, screaming Kowakian monkey lizard howls the entire time, run off to battle the Empire by flinging his own faeces at them until they surrender in disgust.

Because that’s such an obviously ludicrous claim to make.

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Will some things always come down to a difference of opinion or interpretation? Absolutely. But I’m not forcing you to read my posts at gunpoint.

Do I always manage to phrase things sufficiently clearly to make sure anyone reading can be sure whether I’m being serious or shitposting?

Idk. I try to be clear but my brain often runs faster than my fingers and I sometimes realise far too late that something was phrased badly, or spot a piece of missing information in a post at some later point. And unless I want, or have the time, to tag every post 50 different ways in an effort to rule out any possible misinterpretation then there’s never a zero risk of people seeing things in an unintended way.