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Me when Kaz and Matthias do literally anything at the beginning of soc:

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Johnny’s letter in the modern au btw

“Ponyboy, my Ao3 password is Cadeblade_6969, I need you to finish that fic. Also stay gold ig.

-your buddy, Johnny”

@ratsbanes

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there’s something so violently funny about kaz brekker, a man who has built his entire existence on vengeance and cruelty, being allergic to matthias’s goodness. not just wary of it. repulsed in a “what the fuck is your problem?” way, like he’s being sprayed in the face with febreze: moral edition.

matthias isn’t even trying to be good in a performative way. he’s fundamentally that way. that is what drives kaz up the walls because matthias would choose goodness even if no one is looking. especially if no one is looking.

matthias is over there trying to redeem his soul and kaz is just trying not to choke on the fumes of it. and it all boils down to this,

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Sleeping in the pile tonight because the metal ony bedframe is broken and I don't wanna put all my stuff back on my mattress

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Darry comes up with a code for when the Curtis’ are expecting a visit from the state. He learned very quickly that he needs to signal the gang when today is not the day to fuck around. Verbal reminders don’t work because it goes in one ear and out the other.

He can’t exactly hang a sign on the front door saying “STATE VISIT TODAY - STAY AWAY” because that would tip his hand when the social worker does show up, adding a whole new set of suspicions like “who exactly are you telling to stay away?”

So whenever someone from the state is scheduled to come by, Darry sticks a sign on the front door that says “PAINT KITCHEN.” It’s a chore they’ll never actually do, so as not to confuse it with a real chore like “buy groceries,” and it’s innocuous enough that the social worker will just walk right past it, allowing it to stay up until they leave.

Sometimes he’ll provide advance notice in the form of a sign that says “PAINT KITCHEN THURSDAY.” That translates to “Darry is turning the house upside down before the state visit on Thursday, which means if you’re not a Curtis, you have until then to collect all the junk you’ve left in the house before it gets tossed. And don’t even think about setting foot in here unless you’re gonna help clean - actually clean, not just bum around eating our food and making jokes about how you’re ’helping clean out the fridge.’”

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All cookie dough is “edible cookie dough” if you’re not a fucking pussy

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who needs anti-depressants when exists:

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tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

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The Crows as things I’ve said/thought:

Kaz: Would it really be my room if I didn’t bleed all over it at some point?

Kaz: Of course I respect my body, do you know how hard it works to keep me alive despite everything I do?

Wylan, after someone comments on his caffeine intake: I’M ALWAYS SHAKING!!! I HAVE ANXIETY

Wylan: one time I heard footsteps when alone and it was freaking me out so I shouted up asking whatever was doing it “please stop because it was freaking me out” and they did. So I guess the solution to a haunting is be nice to the ghost.

Jesper: “YoU cAn’T cOmMiT tO aNyThInG!” My hundred eighty three day streak on my color by number app says differently, bitch

Jesper: I’m sure my British Kerch literature professor would be thrilled to know I’m using the skills she taught in analysis on fanfiction

Nina, while talking about a unicorn shaped ring she's wearing: imagine getting punched in the face by someone wearing this, just a unicorn shaped bruise on your cheek

Nina: I don’t understand people who don’t eat breakfast, like how can you just rawdog the day like that?

Matthias: A cashier once let me walk out with a free drink because it wouldn’t scan and I was completely convinced I would be tackled to the ground and called a thief when I walked out

Matthias, in a baby voice while talking to Trassel: You’re the evilest boy ever, evil, evil boy. And I love you.

Inej, after getting a pack of candy in only flavors she likes: God The Saints love me!

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reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

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here's this too while I'm at it

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Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the wringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

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Me when any of my moots ever

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THANKS FOR THE TAG

Hmmm uh ...

H's a really sassy teenage boy, but because of how quiet it is no one aside from his close friends really know about it.

Tagging: @rainforcsts @pigeonentity and. @ all my other moots ...I have new ones but I don't remember y'all's usernames I'm sorry. ....

Tell me a weird fact about your blorbo(s) go!

I'll start: They're the result of generations of incest...

You know what I am going to make a tag game out of this:

@cyberr-v0id @maryshelleysgrave @doriansredroses @aroacespacerock @the-angry-acrobat and a really open tag!!

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Oh me core???

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god i love 10+ minute long songs. yes girl take me on a journey