#it’s unfair :(

[ierofrnkk]

that white t shirt is so important to me

[diazheartsbuckley]

The ‘stache, the loose strand of hair, the stomach

Lord have mercy 😮‍💨

[slothxio]

[kuijoon]

Dumping Sampo hcs because he makes me sick

Genderfluid. Feel like this one’s a no brainer for Sampo fans but still. No one can take this one away from me

Aroace. I may enjoy lots of Sampo ships but in cannon he’s aroace to me idc what anyone says

His pupils turn into slits when he’s pissed off (snake symbolism yk)

Sharp canines because I saw way too much Sampo fanart with this and now I can’t unsee the sharp teeth

Shapeshifter like Sparkle

Has another persona that is part of the dark-blue victim alliance (his hate club). He makes money from selling the anti-scam guide depicting various of his (outdated) scams.

Has a thing for mechanical stuff. He builds his own bombs, fixed the TV in Rivet Town by himself (which I actually think is cannon) and sometimes tried to fix random junk he finds

Motorbike somewhat similar to the one on his phone case. Does NOT pass safety regulations

Has a run-down house somewhere in the snow plains where no one can find him. Stuffed with maps, supplies like food or medicine and mechanical parts

Made maps detailing silvermane patrol routes, tunnels, etc- also notes where he writes down stuff he found out about the planet that may be useful in the future

Above average body temperature, has some weird outworlder stuff like the trailblazers going on where he doesn’t get cold so easily

Doesn’t like sweets. He really wants to, still eats candy every now and then , but everytime it just tastes disgusting

His voice isn’t naturally that high, he just spend years trying to change it

He used to rob banks on other planets but resorted to scamming in Belobog because the security systems are just so shitty and outdated it takes away all the fun

Some sort of parental figure for Hook. He’s one of the few people allowed to refer to her as just “Hook”, but decides to call her by her full title anyway

[gutierritoshds]

Why everyone thought that it was ok for you to hold the weight of the world

[navnae]

What if Eddie asks Steve about what happened with the Russians and how it affected him. Steve has never been asked how that experience changed the way he is as a person or how traumatic the whole situation turned out. I think season 5 would’ve been an amazing opening for that conversation and we get to see Steve’s genuine point of view if that day while Eddie even goes into detail about how he felt about the demobats and the upside down in general. Ugh what could’ve been 😞

[hagenwo43]

Cute!

From Kym Illman’s latest YouTube video - https://youtu.be/zSXQHSgmCfM?si=ycMgaO_GCQ0OI-su

[iheartjameshetfield]

don’t look at me like that i’ll cum

[ierofrnkk]

trauma in their minds and homosexuality in their hearts

[uluvjay]

I wanna come on to say that this article took everything that was said on the stream completely out of context. The journalist did not include the obvious moments of giggles and where you could tell everything being said was a joke.

They even went on to use many people’s tweets without consent, and again without adding context. Using tweets of single sentences and nothing before or after Lando’s comments were said.

The title of the article is completely false and disgusting, he never considered a career in OF, he fucking joked about it. And They of course brought up the fact that Lando has many female fans which I feel is disrespectful towards us women who like the sport and like to watch it for THE SPORT, not because the drivers are attractive.

We’ve seen many drivers make sexual innuendos on lives or even saying sexual things, for example the time George said that Lando’s pc was broken from watching to much porn, but that’s okay right?

For those of us that watch Lando and have for a while know that he was just having fun with his friends, and these jokes aren’t random for him.

I feel like this is a disgusting, dishonest, and disrespectful article and it should be taken down and followed by an apology to Lando for making his humor into a cash grab and bashing him for having a good time.

Update, the journalist thinks it’s funny!

-> link

[hegodamask]

it’s my birthday and i’m going to work

[boncottontail]

People discovering Cellbit and his beauty and coining him as “the gender jesus guy” was not on my bingo card but here we are.

I mean, they aren’t wrong.

But as someone who started watching Cellbit around the time he joined the QSMP, I kind of just got used to him being a looker after the initial shock. Sometimes I forget he’s conventionally attractive lol

Seeing people being flabbergasted by how handsome he is still is very amusing though.

(Not even including the extremely well known fact that every Mexican CC ever called him handsome as fuck, which, like, is true, but it is kind of funny to see them all saying the exact same thing lol)

(There’s a reason why Roier and Cellbit are called GUAPODUO by the way)

[barzyhughes]

HELLO???

[supernovaa-remnant]

Wilbur in Lovejoy’s Normal People Things MV

(aka prettiest person alive)

[strxwberry-skiess]

lest i forget my roots ie my fetish for long hair on men

bonus:

[fruityfroggy]

HORSE EVENT COMES OUT TOMORROW THE HONSE EVENT IS COMINGGG