#it’s touch grass hours

[localgirlbecomesobsessed]

A third wheel makes a move

Sho x Xena x Leo

This is just spice there must be something in the moon.

Warning/content:smut; exhibitionism? Sneaky sex;

She may kill Sho.

No, she may just kill Leo.

The current situation was starting to feel too good to actually be mad about, as Sho prodded and padded his fingers on her clothed clit as his hands hid under her skirt.

He had been doing this the whole time, teasing her even when leo was awake, the grey haired idiot crashing their movie date proclaiming that he had a migraine and needed quiet time, falling asleep after only 20 minutes.

She was sitting on his lap hidden under a blanket on Sho’s bed as Leo slept in a bean bag next to them.

“What if he wakes up?!” •_•

She hissed at him, as he dragged a finger hard along her slit, the other swirling circles around her clit as her eyes fluttered shut, Sho only cooed at her as he watched her bite down hard onto her bottom lid, enjoying the way she was trying so hard to be quiet.

He’d just kick Leo out if he woke up.

He nipped at her neck, leaving kisses all along it as his fingers danced across her, setting her aflame as he grinded against her. Her underwear soaked through from his constant teasing as he couldn’t stop himself from rubbing and caressing down her slit once more as he pinched her clit, she gasped clamping a hand over her mouth as she glared at him.

He slid his fingers under her panties his breath hitching as she grinded meanly against him, his grey joggers growing a dark spot as he felt himself strain against them. He slid the lacy blue panties to the side as she spread her legs a bit further, in a moment of paranoia she glanced over to ensure Leo was still asleep.His breath hitched as he watched her move against him rolling her hips against him as he grinded hard against her, he lightly tapped against her clit making her gasp, he started trailing his fingers along her soaked slit his mind short circuiting as she leaned against him eyes rolling back as he pressed a finger into her, curling it as he slowly fucked into her, he rubbed delicious circles on her clit with his thumb as he started littering her neck with light kisses, making sure to leave small love bites as he went-needing to leave his mark on her.

She let out a muffled cry as he kept slowly sliding his finger in and out of her, her slick following him as the warmth enveloped him edging him on as he added another finger.

She was trying so hard to keep quiet but it was so difficult, she tried to squirm away from him but he quickly wrapped an arm around her keeping her in place as he quickened his pace. He made sure the tv was on loud but he had a feeling that anyone in that room would be able to hear how wet she was as squelches echoed throughout.

Her eyes rolled back as the fire spread throughout her, she could feel it all over her-ultimately overwhelmed as one hand clamped over her mouth and the other had a death like grip on Sho’s wrist. The man deciding to go knuckle deep and curling his finger a tad more as he brushed against that spot, she couldn’t help but let out a light squeal as she felt like she got electrocuted as static rushed through her, he grinded his fingers into her, scissoring as he kept teasingly brushing against it, her legs jolting everytime as she was made to see stars.

“Shhh, good girl Xe, he might actually wake up if you’re any louder…”

He whispered into her ear lips teasingly brushing the shell and watching as a loud moan broke through as he massaged against her g spot, biting gently onto the shell of her ear as her juices completed coated his fingers. He kept going whispering sweet nothings into her ear as she tried to control her volume, her toes pointed as her back arched, both of her hands now covering her mouth as she uncontrollably shook as the pleasure took over her.

She felt as though she was about to explode, Sho concentrating purely on that spot as he was practically drooling as he watched her writhe in pleasure, desire taking him over as he fucked his finger Into her mercilessly. He gave up on keeping her in place as he rubbed at her nub using two fingers to massage as a muffled cry sung to him, she rode his fingers rolling her hips as she chased her high, the angle twisting her insides as she softly moaned Sho’s name-the explosion soon took over her as she tightened around him, gushing all over his fingers as she let out an extremely broken whimper, heavily breathing as she looked at Sho in a daze.

“You were so good Xena”

Sho sucked at his fingers, Xena laid back on him as she brought herself back to Earth eyes wide as she watched him he moaned at her taste. She bit her lip at the sight as she pulled herself up, she checked once again that Leo was still sleeping before turning to face Sho, she wrapped her arms around him straddling him as she peppered kisses all over his face.

He smirked down at her, gently grasping her face as he pulled her into a kiss, which quickly turned more raunchy as he held her tight against him, his boner poking into her.

She started slowly rocking herself against him, feeling how hard he was as it throbbed underneath his joggers, Sho sighed in relief as his hands encircled her waist, pressing her down a bit more as he brought her into another kiss, sucking on her tongue as he couldn’t resist the battle for dominance as Xena fought against him, quiet sighs and moans coming from them both as they quickly lost control of themselves.

“Fuck, turn back around for me baby.”

She turned around obediantly as Sho pulled her against his chest, pulling off her cropped jumper as he groaned at the sight of her dark blue lingerie. He kissed her shoulder leaving little love bites as he scattered them from her shoulder to her neck, xena tilting her head to the side so he could get better access as he groped at her breasts.

He quickly pulled out his cock, pulling her legs up as he lifted her up from underneath her knees, she let out a slight yelp as he did so, not expecting this position.

“What if -he-fuck-what if he wakes up?”

She jolted against him as he rubbed his cock head against her pussy, groaning as he took her hand leading it to his cock as he tightly held onto her.

“Don’t worry baby, he won’t we’ll just stay quiet…”

He kissed the back of her neck as she nodded in agreement neither one of them believing they’ll actually be able to remain quiet, not risking her voice coming out as she slowly rubbed at his head, Sho’s head fell back as he let out a low groan bucking his hips as she rubbed the tip.

As she shakily lined up his cock, giving it a few pumps before slapping it against her clit letting out a high pitched whine at the feeling. Sho letting out a low hiss, his breath hitching as he pulled her down onto his twitching cock, precum already leaking out as he slowly entered her.

He let out a deep breath as he went as slow as possible torturing them both.

“Please make sure you’re quiet baby…”

He murmured against her, pulling her all the way down as she let out a quiet whimper. He had a girthy tip that stretched her out deliciously as his long length bottomed her out, she was so tight inside already trying to milk him as her warmth nearly broke his resolve in staying quiet and staying slow.

He grinded into her as he tightened his grip underneath her knees, he fucked into her a slow tantalising pace as she could feel every inch delve into her.

The position was driving her crazy, completely merciless to Sho’s whims as the tip of his cock rubbed against her g spot, her eyes fluttering as he started grinding harder into her letting out a grunt as he pulled her alll the way up before slamming her back down onto him and then grinding back into her, the only thing she could do was slap her hands over her mouth to muffle her moans.

It was so messy, her slick was drowning him as he started bouncing her against his cock, he could feel her juices sticking to his base and coating his cock as he happily drove himself into her, the feeling of his balls slapping against her clit was sending her into overdrive as she felt fire swirl around her stomach. She started rubbing her clit as she felt herself get closer, tightening hard around Sho as he let out a loud moan, swearing as he bounced her harder against him, they were both so close as they forgot their surroundings, lost in pure pleasure.

“Fuck you two couldn’t have kicked me out first?”

A grouchy voice echoed into the room, both Sho and Xena freezing in horror as they stared wide eyed at Leo, who was looking down at the two in disgust as he stood over them.

He stared at them expectantly arms crossed as he waited for them to say something, the two heavily breathing as they become too flustered to say anything.

Sho pulled her back down on him as he pulled the covers over, it took everything in her not to cry out as she took all of him in, the tip once again pressing against her g spot as she dug her nails into his arm.

Leo clicked his tongue in annoyance, getting onto the bed and coming over to them, his face contorting into a smug cat like expression as he checked both of them out.

“Well I didn’t say stop, who am I to interrupt such a display~?”

He was smirking as he looked down at them, grinning as Xena turned to look at Sho questioningly, her face covered in a deep blush as she realised Leo was being serious.

Sho gulped as he started ghosting his fingers over Xena’s clit testing the water as he made eye contact with Leo, a small gasp escaped xen as he kissed her slipping his tongue in as he sucked and massaged at her own tongue, when he pulled away Xena was looking up at him fucked out and turned on as she pressed one more kiss to his lips.

“Should we continue baby?”

He mumbled against her lips, eyes heavy with need as he saw xena debate with herself.

Fuck.

She couldn’t help but be tempted, it was kind of hot being watched by Leo, cat like eyes watching their every movement as he awaited their answer. How long he’d been awake she’s not sure…she’s not even sure if he was asleep in the first place, he suspiciously waited until they were both clearly about to cum when he interrupted…the worst thing is she didn’t even mind, both Sho and her noticing recently how normal it felt to have dates with all three of them present, napping together, hell they both even admitted to their own crushes on Leo, something he seems to already know from the way he was staring at them.

Sho’s eyes searched hers as he kissed her once more, she could feel him twitching inside of her as he slowly grinded into her, driving her even more crazy as she sighed into the kiss.

“I don’t mind.” O_O

She tried to sound confident but it came out more shy as she avoided eye contact with Leo slightly embarrassed at how turned on this made her, leo licked his lips as he came closer brushing his hands against her thighs delighting in how she slightly gasped at his gentle touch, as his eyes hungrily flickered between the two of them.

Sho kissed her one last time.

“Are you sure?”

He asked double checking as he kissed her cheek, just above where her scar was, picking up his movements on her clit as he drew circles around it.

She nodded in response, losing her voice at the spark of pleasure.

Leo gently tilted her chin to face him leaning in grinning.

“Yes or no XeXe?I don’t want you to be pressured-it’s a safe space ”

He breathed against her, kissing her other cheek as her breath hitched, eyes wide as Leo rubbed a thumb across her bottom lip.

“Ye-s-s”

She stuttered out, as Sho slowly pulled his fingers away bringing her back into the position they were in before.

Leo let out a low whistle, pulling away the blanket as he looked down at the mess.

“I’ll clean that up before you start again.”

Before Xena could ask what he meant he bent down licking Xena’s slick off of what he could off Sho, starting at his balls and rolling his tongue around his base, Sho hissed out a plethora of swear as he moaned leaning his head against Xena’s back.

“Fuck she’s so messy Sho.”

Leo groaned out kissing up his base as he pressed a chaste kiss to her clit, lapping his tongue around her as he licked up her juices moaning at the taste of her as he massaged Sho’s ball, he sucked hard at her clit before pulling away to tap at her clit before swirling his tongue around her again, he looked at her through his eyelashes, groaning as he saw her eyes roll back.

Both Sho and Xena let out low moans as Leo licked at her clit, his metal bar cold against her as she let out a loud whine as Sho started grinding hard against her . Leo started suckling at her clit, eyes rolling as he brought himself back down to Sho, moaning around him as all three of them found themselves losing it a bit as Sho let out a sweet whimper. Leo interchanged between Sho and Xena as he sloppily licked and sucked at them.

“Fuck she’s so tight Leo-so tight for me baby-I need to fuck.”

Sho without warning started bouncing her against him babbling as did as he lost his mind at Leo’s ministration, who just smirked as he watched the two of them fold so easily, as he flattened his tongue positioning it so Xena’s clit rubs against it as Sho bounces her.

She was creaming against him, her cum coatinga circle arojnd Sho’s cock as he started fucking into her as he bounced her on him at an insatiable pace, they were quickly getting ready to cum again as Leo quickly stood up, whipping his dick out of his own black joggers, a stain seeping through where he was gushing with precum, he squeezed at himself as he started to jerk off-matching Sho’s pace as he watched almost hypnotised as the two fucked themselves into oblivion.

“Fuck Sho you gonna cum in her?”

Leo whined out as the sweet sympthanies of the couples whimpers and moans echoed throughout the room.

Sho was sloppily fucking into her, tears streaming down Xena’s face as she felt herself about to cum hard against him, the pleasure being too much for her to handle as she whined and moaned against Sho, who was so pussy drunk he couldn’t keep down his whimpers, forgetting that Leo wasn’t the only reason they had to stay quiet, the room wasn’t greatly soundproofed…but that was a problem for tomorrow.

“Fuck yes baby please let me cum inside, please I have to-I Xena shit-“

Babbling broken words as he pleaded to Xena, the girl struggling to get words out as she was seeing stars as her eyes rolled back.

“Ye-ye omg yes Sho please please don’t stop I can’t-“

Breathless as she squeezed hard around him, she grabbed onto his wrist as his grip tightened around her legs as he sloppily and erratically pounded into her, Leo coming closer as he fucked himself hard watching the two in complete lust.

Xena’s legs shook as she let out a short scream before creaming hard against Sho, gushing all around him as cum clung to his cock, he kept going fucking her through her orgasm as she dug her claws into his arm, the squelching only getting louder as Xena’s high pitched moans echoed throughout the room.

“Fuckkk-xena good girl good-fuck you’re so messy baby It feels so-“

He pressed himself against her, freezing as he felt himself fill her up without any warning as his orgasm exploded throughout him, his leg shaking as he babbled praise into her ears as he held on tightly to her. She jolted and twitched as she got filled up, eyes rolling back as a stream of cum leaked out from her, the sight driving Leo crazy as it only took him a couple more pumps before he was cumming all over Xena, aiming for her tits as he painted her in his cum, he was half tempted to take a picture because of how pretty she looked in this moment, but knew the two of them would probably murder him for doing so, so he’ll save that for another time.

He breathed heavily as he collapsed into a seated position in front of them as he lazily tucked himself back into his joggers.

All three of them catching their breath as Sho slowly brought her legs down, aches panging through her thigh as his arms circled around her pulling her close against his chest as he used one hand to massage her scarred leg.

“You okay Xe?”

She was still panting, tiredly nodding as she leaned against him.

Leo wiggled his way next to them sighing in relief as he leaned on his clean hand watching as Sho doted over Xena.

“I can run a bath if you want?~ there’s room for three of us.”

Sho pressing kisses to Xena’s wrist paused as he turned to Leo in surprise, he nuzzled into Xena’s neck as he brushed a hand through Leo’s hair, the other preening at the attention as Sho dragged his hand down tracing around Leo’s ear.

“What do you think xe?”

Xena smiled down at Leo, bringing a hand to Leo’s cheek as her thumb gently caressed him. Leo’s face turning to a light shade of pink as the other two lovingly pet him, she pressed a kiss against Sho’s head tiredly grinning at the two of them.

“That would be nice.”

[herbalnature]

The warm glow of sunset kisses the top of Devil's Tower, standing tall against a pastel sky. Below, a field of frost-touched grass adds a layer of tranquility to this serene landscape.

[treibholz-des-universums]

Strawhat Crew (+Koby) as tweets Part 8

more incorrect one piece

[bluecatwriter]

The other day when I was hiking with my sister, I was telling her how much I hate gender reveal parties. She immediately threatened to throw me one if I ever get pregnant (which I'm hoping to sometime in the near future)— but then we decided that the gender reveal party for my kid would go as follows:

Invite everyone over and build up a ton of anticipation as we wait to reveal a giant banner

After a huge build-up, pull on a cord to reveal the banner, which drops down to read, "THE GENDER IS: BABY!!!"

Set off one hundred pounds of dynamite

[yuyuonabeat]

Y’all I’m going crazy with this old video of Mingi.

[bethfuller]

💼 introducing Ted, the world’s most useless businessman 💼

(want to see his stock portfolio? concerned about his multiple vitamin deficiencies? buy my comic, Witching Hour !)

[dallyna]

He can slap me across the face with those hands of his and I'll say thank you

[fudgecake-charlie]

ethoslab portrait study I did yesterday instead of socialising more. I love giving him the biggest fluffiest hood ever sdjkhfsjhf

[psst! I think my posts aren’t getting in the tags again, let me know if you see it there :D]

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

My husband has officially destroyed the lawn. He soaked the entire front yard in weedkiller. "Faster than waiting for it to compost."

The soil is now destroyed and a barren wasteland. I had planned on composting the yard in order to make it fertile and ready for native wildflowers. It would've been cheap and just a couple years od waiting.

Now?

Gotta remove all the destroyed soil and replace it because this is poison. Nothing will grow in it.

"Make it a box and pot garden."

That's actually more expensive. I need to acquire containers and soil, and something to cover what is now dirt because there are no roots holding anything down. This is a disaster.

He's upset I'm not grateful about him saving me time and work.

I cannot plant anything in the ground. This will take years to replace, and a lot more money.

This man wants to cover the backyard in cement and rocks with just a container garden. The only thing stopping him is lack of money and everyone else informing him he is being very stupid.

Any suggestions for how to deal with the dust bowl disaster of a front yard? It's full sun, zero shade, and likely little to no rain until September. I want wildflowers, native plants, plants that can help dirt recover into soil, attract butterflies and birds, low maintenance (wildflowers self-seed), and possibly a herb tower.

[good-beansdraws]

I am allowed one batshit au every so often 🩰

[izel-scribbles]

relistening to s3 on a picnic blanket in the middle of a picturesque park is such an interesting vibe tbh

[ashinaisshin]

when the game’s voice actor calls you out in-game and tells you to touch grass lmao

(this is an easter egg in the japanese version of sotn where the jp vas were each given a moment, probably right after they finished recording their lines, to say a few words about whatever they’d like)

[proshippers-against-censorship]

I find it personally funny when antis tell me to 'touch grass'

Like. Bud. I am in Scotland. Northern Scotland. Grass is kinda all we have here (being overdramatic-)

Anyway have pics i took while touching grass.

Ooooooo grass! It's gorgeous out there!

[alackofghosts]

just cotank things

[wisteriagoesvroom]

not to whine on main (i defy my own rules cus this is a sideblog anyway) but like. what is that horrible feeling when you write out a bunch of stuff only to get hit with the "inferiority complex, i hate this, why isn't it coming out the way i want, the food is so unseasoned, why even bother, i am terrible at this and shouldn't attempt to tell a story ever again" feeling

[loveisurvival]

was gonna do this on my laptop but I got too tired and ended up doodling it on my phone in bed