#it’s time for some wizardposting

[inkstained-dragon]

[bloodkrieg21]

This post is a thank you for all those who helped me join this lovely community and who are the common faces of each of my blogs. If I forget your name I’m sorry.

Well first the person who got me into this is

@fattocatto-wizard I thank you

My escape blog unfortunately doesn’t have a common face to attribute yet

@(n/a)

My shop, many people use it, and I do have to thank my members but,

@ignisuadaroleplay I thank you

@wizard-wylin-wylerian I thank you

My king blog, the sad little king who can’t live without her robot

@the-mighty-dalob I thank you

@goblin-wizard-in-the-making I thank you

My assassin blog, made to kill the king, turned into a gardener

@druidicrepository I thank you

Hive lord, not my most used blog but still is used

@the-final-knight I thank you

Evil Lich, and kis imp who is teaching kis apprentice

@confused-sorcerer I thank you

Finally a blog you haven’t heard of, and one I don’t post on

@(n/a)

Well, you are probably wondering why I made this…I felt like thanking all the people who has brightened my day for the past week and a bit. You guys are probably the closest I have gotten to real friends in a long time. And also…..I wanted to have a cheat sheet to all y’all if I needed it.

[aeoris4lovers]

thinking a lot about the look eadwulf gives caleb over his shoulder as he and astrid are leaving the blooming grove.

caleb took his hand and he accepted it. he didn’t move away until astrid pulled him away. i don’t think he wanted to leave. in fact, i think he desperately wanted to stay. he felt caleb’s hand in his for the first time in so many years and he never wanted to let go again.

and yet, he couldn’t break away from astrid. he couldn’t let her walk and not follow. that was the day everything they had been living for fell apart and caleb returning to their lives was still so new, and if caleb didn’t last and he let astrid go, what would he have left?

i hope he goes back, on his own. i hope he keeps visiting the blooming grove, just to help out with things. i hope he visits caleb’s little home and they have dinner together. i hope he gets to know the rest of the nein and stops by their monthly tower meetups.

i hope he runs toward those things, eventually, even if astrid isn’t ready to yet. i hope he stays instead of just looking back.

[sewi-li-suwi]

Wait what that wizard post has like... lore??? Omg I'm so excited that's lit

the post in question

yes!! well. kinda? all the people in the thread are members of the wizardposting community, where we roleplay as and make jokes about wizards with like silly spells and such. each person's playing a character that they've developed. there's even art in some cases! there're a lotta posts and blogs out there, it's well worth exploring around and searching blogs for #wizardposting, #wizard shit, #wizart, any tags like that

[rainbowgod666]

Oh this reminds me of SOMEONE.

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

[vizard-ebooks]

this wizard was born 18 minutes before witching hour. point and laugh at your peril

[concoctionboy]

Okay, so you know how the HOA here has been spreading the word to adventurers that @unexpectedly-wizardposting's house is a good place to adventure and gain treasure and experience, and all these adventurers have been coming by and attacking me?

Well... I think that may have had some consequences the HOA was not anticipating.

First, the adventurers put up a quest board in the roundabout at the center of the community, which the HOA said was an eyesore and took down, but the adventurers put it back up, and this has been going back and forth for some time now.

And then somehow somebody from wherever it is all these adventurers are coming from found out about how many adventurers were coming here and decided to establish an inn and tavern where the adventurers could come to rest and heal up. And the HOA is not happy about that. They've complained that the adventurers' inn violates zoning laws, which honestly it probably does, but the innkeeper really doesn't seem to care.

And now the HOA is complaining about how the adventurers are carelessly tramping all over their carefully manicured lawns and leaving trash everywhere (mostly empty potion vials and used bandages), and oh my gosh seeing old Mrs. Murgadory waving her wrinkly finger at this green-haired guy with a sword twice his height was actually kind of hilarious.

So, yeah. I think the HOA's latest plan really backfired on them. Now they're complaining about the adventurers and holding constant meetings about what to do about them, but I mean they're the ones who told the adventurers to come here. They brought this on themselves.

I mean, okay, it's still kind of annoying that all these adventurers are ransacking the house and chopping me in pieces with swords and blasting me with spells, but all that aside, seeing the HOA get all purple in the face because of this problem that they created is almost worth it.

[rainbowgod666]

Really fucking stupid patch notes, wizardposting edition

Fixed a bug where @the-gnomish-bastard could NOT turn back into a normal gnome when using "Become Lead Statue" in some cases. This somehow applied to every "Become Statue" spell but the Lead one was the most broken one

Fixed a bug where Meme Summons straight up couldnt work if you had more mana than usual. No, we have no idea what the fuck happened

Fixed interactions with every variant of @the-wizard-council-blog, including the Illegal one, the NSFW one, The worse one, The better one, and all other iterations

Fixed a bug where the stew arcanum was straight up uncraftable because all the data was gibberish. This was fixed a few versions ago and now you only need 3 high-tier gods to make it. Also you need Meme-Infused Magic Spellwood Bowls to hold this post-post endgame item. Yes, its still too much stew but we kept it like that because its unironically funny

Speaking of magical trees: fixed a bug where some types of trees straight up Did Not Grow unless some form of "chunk loading" was enabled. In other words, what the fuck.

Fixed a bug where stacking too many attack ups made the damage 0 on any "explosive" spell. @official-megumin can now deal 9 quintillion damage (as long as its not over the positive 64-bit integer limit, because then the bug stays) (also the code is less fucked)

Fixed a bug where some unusual but valid items for wands and staves (such as LITERALLY EVERY NUCLEAR METAL and some fantasy ones like orichalcum and australium) straight up couldnt exist.

Added more items to mythril, but this time everything you can do with mythril can be done with other materials, so now you can choose between mythril orichalcum AND adamantine depending on the color

Adamantium crafting now doesnt require a bordering-on-hyperbole amount of adamantine. Also you now need industrial steel instead of normal one.

Fixed a bug where "Triple Summon of Meth Berserk Chimps" not only was unobtainable, but required over 2.14 billion mana. Granted it was unreleased back then but then it was released and it still was in its testing stage

Fixed a bug with many spider-themed spells not really being "spidery", this one goes out for our boy @autism--wizard, may you find many cute spooders in ur life :3

Fixed a bug where "induce memetic stroke" accidentally... told people about the meme. Whoops.

"TACO BELL TACOSPELL OF INTESTINAL IMPLOSION" fixed to deal less damage than the psychological damage. We know its a forbidden spell but fuck you we are not sending people to the therapist because omega diharrea

Speaking of: fixed a bug where "steal item" could work on vital organs. Youre gonna learn "Spell Of True Thievery" and youre gonna shut the fuck up about it

Fixed a bug where non-sentient kobolds could be... "milked". Yes mr gnome. KILK existed and it was kobold sperm this entire time. This is why you said it didnt exist, CAUSE THAT SHIT WASNT MILK CHIEF! Anyways now KILK actually doesnt exist so y'all better shut the fuck up or FIND A MILKABLE SOMETHING WITH A K IN ITS NAME

Fixed a bug where familiars didnt familiar. Yes it was terrifying in every way ever, so thank @familiar-union for this. Yes thwy cant be tagged by us idfk why

Fixed mithril tools being literal reskins of their steel equivalents. Whoops!

Fixed a bug where that one April Fools joke of "summon cock" actually summoning a penis. Now it actually summons a rooster (and a really big one)

Speaking of that, Summon Rooster has been fixed and now its a better version of the aforementioned spell

Fixed the interaction between A LOT of spells. Turns out that 99% of harry potter being trash doesnt stop people from doing Dragonball Beam Struggles with their spells. Also yes, elements apply

Fixed a few lines of code so that now the "use pokemon typings" option doesnt disintegrate the UI. Over 120k spells and each and every single one of them now has functioning typing. Now shut the fuck up wE DID IT

Fixed retrocompatibility issues. Now runescape can scape the runes! (HR is fully aware that the joke is shit) (but fuck it, it was funny)

Fixed a bug where any "Robot" something would bug up and change colors. Considering that people somehow managed to make trans flags with this, we added a transgender flag skin for every "robot", "wulfrum", and similar tech spells.

Greatrererest Blahaj Blast Barrage now has a hitbox AND a cost. It can be set as your ult and we already have the Gold, Platinum, Uranium and other skins ready. Yes the transgender skin is unlocked by default if you already have the spell, and if you dont- Magical Battlepass has it at levels 10, 32, and 69 (otherwise you get materials and xp) Because the one battlepass that works without FOMO and Whaling had to be the magical one

Fixed a bug where "draconic" items were only easily obtainable by dupe glitches. We may not have fixed those but we upped the drop rates so you dont have to exterminate dragons for one singular heart. Now it takes 3 dragons at most! (Yeah so it turns out the drop rates were HELLA WRONG. Whoopsie daisy!)

Speaking of that: Draconic Evolution Backporting works now! Now when you use a staff of power, people wont think its an euphemism for your di-

Magical swords now can be made woth higher tier elements. No idea why would you need an Entropic Steel Magic Sword but fuck it. You deserve to put some sparkles on that Alien X looking ass blade

The Throngler's Gold Skin now doesnt make it a mess of metal and gold. Now its actually good

Fixed a bug where bad connection made the online version of "the potion seller's strongest potion" unplayable because some elements were only obtainable in multiplayer. Fuck you and your theories about thwnpotion seller being an eldritch dragon eater. LoL. KeK even

The Augur Dragon now doesnt get stuck flying in circles above the Forbidden Volcano Arena. Now it actually CAN hit you from 10000ft in the air!

The marble wyvern boss (and therefore all other marble wyverns) actually drop the dragon marble builders want

Added tier XVII to the Magical Engine. Also recipes for Tier Ascension were fixed.

N2O Blast was fixed to deal hellfire instead of fire. And also being blue. It was easier than you believe

Using "Golden Shower (Metal) actually rains coins instead of being "golden shower but identical and deals steel damage"

Sniler's quests now update in 1 hour instead of 24, and the quests are better. During multiplayer, there are 5 quests avaiable instead of 3

Ghastly Mist now actually blinds opponents instead of being really dense

"F.I.S.T." can no longer be boosted by attack boosts, but nOW its damage is "(999 × your level + (your attack stat × 2)) × 2", and its cast cost went from 1000 mana to 1200.

More scroll duplication bugs were fixed, but the "use Grant Spell Usage onto a low level non-magic enemy so they have a spell that they cant use and then using Turn Into Scroll" has been made into an ACTUAL feature. Go ahead and make a billion "Scroll of Imaginary Technique: Hollow Purple"!

"Starlight Thunderstorm" now has 1% paralysis

Removed the "domain expansion" function until we figure out how THAT works. Theres still the tab, and when it will be implemented just send screenshots of what "domain expansion customizations" and then youre getting them once we implement them

[anti-anti-anti-anti-wiz-council]

Right, sorry I didn't respond to this, or, ah, to anything else for a while; truth is while the end of the crab curse was a welcome thing, it did come at a bit of a bad time for me, what? My faithful pigeon Gallant was carrying me to the island, in my crab form of course, and was in sight of the island and had almost reached it when the curse was ended and I turned back into my human form. Now, Gallant's a wonder of a bird, and he's got capabilities truly above and beyond those of an ordinary pigeon, to be sure, but carrying a full-grown human is a bit much even for him, so I'm afraid he dropped me. Into the ocean around the crab island. Which I'm afraid at the time was still very much on fire.

Don't blame Gallant for this, of course. Not his fault. Poor lad did his best. Couldn't be expected for him to carry me in human form. Just rotten luck, what?

Anyway, I was close enough to the island I managed to make it to shore, but with third-degree burns over most of my body, and, well, I'm afraid it took me some time to recover. Yes, I do know some healing spells, but rather hard to use magic when you're too badly hurt to speak or move, what? Regardless, I'm finally back in action now and ready, if you'll pardon the vulgar expression, to rumble. Tally ho!

And it seems I've recovered just in time, since that blighter @anti-wizard-council has recently been making himself a nuisance again. Well, no, not @anti-wizard-council himself, who still appears to be missing in action, but that M.M. chap that I believe was possessing @anti-wizard-council's body for a while, but truth be told, I'm none too fond of that bloke either. Anyway, I was going to return to my ancestral headquarters and see about returning some of the ways I'd thought I'd left behind, but if @anti-wizard-council or M.M. may be back in the picture perhaps there are higher priorities I ought to be seeing to. Come to that, I don't really remember why I decided to return to my old life in the first place. I did leave it for a reason, after all—

Oh, right! Silly old me! I was planning on going back to my old ways precisely because of @anti-wizard-council! Right, if there's anti-magic about, I can't rely on my magic, and it might be prudent to turn to other methods. Right, right. So really, @anti-wizard-council's potential return makes it all the more urgent that I see about picking up where I left off so long ago… Pity I'd had such trouble finding my ancestral estate; seems I'd forgotten exactly where it is…

And it just occurred me that I have a very simple way of finding it. I may not remember where it was… but Gallant is, after all, a homing pigeon. He must remember where it is, even if I don't. I'd had Gallant stationed at @silver-weaver's tower so she could send him to me with word once she'd gathered information about wizards who liked blue as a clue to @anti-anti-anti-wizard-council's identity… but if I haven't heard from her by now, it seems likely she's forgotten. Perhaps I should check in with her.

Later, though. For now, it's time to call Gallant back to me and have him lead me to my ancestral estate.

I've been away too long.

It's time to go back and pick up the threads of the life I left when I became a wizard.

It's time to unite my past life and my present.

It's time to become what I am.

Are we no longer crab?

The [CRAB] curse is broken

@d1nosaurpower @wizard-council-aristocrat @socialisticle @offbrandspacecolumbo @thechangelingmushroom @crab-enjoyer @soupbucket @hummingbird-hunter s Horsey @crab-justice @fallow-grove @skulkie @fractalkitty @wizard-gobling @wizard-of-cryptids @wizard-council-librarian @dunewizard @wizard-eater @clownsindresses @sewi-li-suwi @elisabewitch @witchy-stars @anti-anti-anti-anti-wiz-council @hummbirb @muckmage @sorcererest-sorcerer @ahno-nimus @wizardgoblin are no longer [CRAB] (if they were not [CRAB] before furse of course)

Enjoy your piña colada and magic staffs

[nimbasawizard]

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS OR WHATEVRR

I'M THE FUCKING ROTUMBLR WIZARD NOW!!! Welcome to the bloggggggg I'm Merlin, Bitch.

Slinging spells and causing problems, banned from the wizard council, personally responsible for the potion prohibition.

FIREBALL 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

To break character or whatever the fucking hell hi I like wizards so I'm just going to be pretending im a wizard on this blog hell yeah. why talk about my personal life when i can instead lie and say im going to school for necromancy or some shittt.

I'll probably get my shit together with later posts on this blog introducing myself is hard as hellllll but do know i will probably break my wizard character often to talk about my pokemon and shit. Or maybe I'll do it while pretending to be a wizard who fucking knows. Their names are Bingo Boy, Archmage, and Steven and they're a togekiss, a hatterene, and a sigilyph respectively. Bingo Boy is a girl btw girls can be boys if you know you know.

I do live in Nimbasa and i fuck shit up on the battle subway every once in a while (only real strategy is paraflinch go brrr)

Anyways i like wizards, yeah. Call me whatevr the fuck you want. I said im Merlin earlier you can call me Merlin you can also call me that bitch or whatever the fuck it aint my buisness. sorry if this is scattered as HELL i literally do not give a fuck LOL

OOC:

I just thought a really fucking weird guy who wants to wizardpost and pretend to be a wizard on pkmn irl would be funny.

To be clear btw Fuck JK Rowling Fuck Harry Potter. We wizardpost about cool transgender wizards like god intended.

Occasional suggestive humor, humor about drugs/alcohol, and shit like that may pop up. I will tag it, and it won't be anything too detailed or too nsfw but do be wary about it. Expect stuff that you'd see being joked about in a highschool. Merlin is the type of bitch to talk about her new potion called bourbon

Pelipper Mail and Mystery Gift are on but I will only reply to them and accept them if I think it's funny. Magic anons are ironically off.

Merlin is gonna be very secretive about too much of their personal detials outside of what they've already given but as time goes on if you push them enough who knows what they're gonna reveal.

Sorry for how incomprehensible this pinned post is. It is very hard to make this shit comprehensible and Merlin is not the most comprehensible person.

#Magic Guard -> asks #Magic Bounce -> reblogs #Serene Grace -> original posts

run by @cassi-pokeblogging-hub

[sewi-li-suwi]

@esmetheexquisite here, i can't seem to get an ask in without attaching myself to minty's name. i've been interested in joining the wizard council from what i've heard, but i wanna know: why are you and some others against it?

ugh. i don't really wanna get in an argument about it, but like. you LIKE being told what to do? what you can and can't cast?? they illegalized Summon Invisible Dude Who Fucking Kills You, for fuck's sake.

but, y'know, if you like the taste of leather then you're welcome to continue licking that boot ig.

[jerrymessing]

Hey dude, welcome to our little hellsite! Glad to know you’re doing alright, and so glad to hear that the outpourings of support here have reached you.

The only pieces of advice I think anyone needs to thrive and have a good time on tumblr are 1. Reblog the stuff you like 2. The block button is your friend 3. Beware the porn bots. Thats it, thats really the whole shebang here as far I’m concerned

Apart from that though, tumblr has a rich culture of deeply online nonsense to partake in! Come do illegal ketamine sorcery very normal magic with our very normal wizardposting community, or you can read 1000 word media analysis about Sherlock Holmes in the Letters from Watson community, or you can follow @osha-official-2 for all your workplace-safety-related meme needs and hear the story of how their original blog got nuked after they got charged with impersonation of a government official.

Oh, also Neil Gaiman is here, and he likes to pop up sometimes, so there’s that too. Hi @neil-gaiman!

I'll be limiting my browsing time overall, but I will find some groups to participate in, you can count on it!

[leaslichoma]

Magic missile? What do you think you're doing!? That's far too much power for any one person to handle! You'll corrupt him! He'll go mad with power! This is like giving a rocket launcher to a six year old! Come to your senses!

[worlds-smallest-epsilon]

Pinned post time!

Hi howdy hello! I’m Erin and this is my blog!

I am a math PhD student, mostly focused on number theory. My current hobbies are writing, D&D, and Magic the Gathering. I’m reading Dungeon Meshi at the moment, so you’ll find posts about that too :3

I mostly just reblog/shitpost, but you can find my math posts with #math and my wizard posts with #wizardposting. I'm pretty bad about tagging stuff nowadays though.

There will be some hornyposting! It'll definitely be tame compared to some other users on here, but it you're a minor or don't want to see it you should probably blacklist #hornyposting. Everything smutty/pornographic will go to my secret sideblog (mutuals can DM for it).

Enjoy your stay! <]:3

[thedollfromgmod]

fuck you new pinned post

i make Homonculi (funny little creatures)

i also wizardpost sometimes

i am shit at tagging so i will simply Forget most of the time

if you send me a non-anon ask i will observe you like a bug and maybe give you a small art of some kind

[headful-of-worms]

I apologize. I only meant for you to wiggle and jiggle. The click clacking off your bones brings me great joy but I do not wish you bodily harm.

This may be war but I am still a gentleman.

How can I make this up to you??

You are a bad and naughty little bonehead so now you must jiggle. I cast the pear wiggler

THE SKELETON DOES NOT APPRECIATE BEING wiggled

I AM notably bruised NOW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT OUG IT HURTS YEOWCH