nimbasawizard

[nimbasawizard]

[nimbasawizard]

hello i am here to talk to you about your orb's extended warranty

I already got Geico orb insurance. Because of the portal ad

[nimbasawizard]

sigilyph dance btw.

if you wven cared

[nimbasawizard]

who up brewing potions and casting spells!? 💪💪💪💪🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🦅🦅

[nimbasawizard]

who up brewing potions and casting spells!? 💪💪💪💪🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🦅🦅

[nimbasawizard]

who up brewing potions and casting spells!? 💪💪💪💪🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🦅🦅

[nimbasawizard]

who up brewing potions and casting spells!? 💪💪💪💪🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🦅🦅

[nimbasawizard]

who up brewing potions and casting spells!? 💪💪💪💪🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🦅🦅

[nimbasawizard]

who up brewing potions and casting spells!? 💪💪💪💪🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🦅🦅

[nimbasawizard]

Real Wizards fuck Real Monsters. Werewolves for the beginners, Gelatinous Cube is for the brave ones.

[nimbasawizard]

You're starting to understand it, yes.

what fucking ever.

spell of Intracerebral Hemorrhage

[nimbasawizard]

Fun is whatever you don't want us to do.

Oh so when I encorage a 12 year old to make a molotov im in the wrong but when I tell you Not To Torment Children I am still wrong.

[nimbasawizard]

You take the fun out of everything that brings joy to people.

I'm telling you to break the law, I thought that was fun to you people.

[nimbasawizard]

You see, to launder money I have to have a business or something and think carefully about what I do, but there are new 12 year olds every year, so I can just trick new people. I could also just wear disguises and speak with a fake accent so they don't recognize me.

I literally just said you can money launder with pokemon battles. You don't even have to fight 12 year olds. You don't even have to actually win.

[nimbasawizard]

I'm not here to be a moral paragon, I'm here to do things the easy way, and money laundering is complicated.

its literally not you just do buisness in cash where you could believably get cash tips making the dirty monty look clean as you slowly add it to your funds its not hard.

i think lying to youngsters is harder because sooner or later you'll br "that guy" to all the 12 year olds

[nimbasawizard]

Nah, that's too much effort, I'll just pretend to know nothing and win against youngsters from time to time, as a monetizable hobby.

I'm going to be honest, money laundering is more ethical than lying to children about your skill level to take their allowance, but you do you, i guess.

[nimbasawizard]

Hmm, I never considered that perspective.

Anon are you going to start cleaning your money by battling professionally?