#but I go by some variation of gloob on most other social media now so I figured it was time for an update

[headful-of-worms]

I apologize. I only meant for you to wiggle and jiggle. The click clacking off your bones brings me great joy but I do not wish you bodily harm.

This may be war but I am still a gentleman.

How can I make this up to you??

You are a bad and naughty little bonehead so now you must jiggle. I cast the pear wiggler

THE SKELETON DOES NOT APPRECIATE BEING wiggled

I AM notably bruised NOW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT OUG IT HURTS YEOWCH