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incorrect-riordanverse · 1 year ago

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finally reading tsats here are my live thoughts (spoilers, obviously):

i’m so excited because some pages are darkly decorated and its so cool. still don’t vibe with the title though (the sun IS a star and its peeving me)

why are we talking about dating darth vader 😟 where are we rn (anakin is a yes, but DARTH VADER???)

maybe i’m too old but the jokes are not funny 😭

“this whole place feels like my soul. empty and dark. dark as the pit of the underworld.” <- i don’t care if he’s joking nico would never say thissss 🙏😭 we’re only 10 pages in but please stop butchering my fav character he’s not himselffff i am cringing so bad

i know i’m being dramatic but if they do nico dirty in this book i’m going to end it all

oh my god i don’t think i’ve thought about the words “significant annoyance” in so long. bringing back good memories for sure.

i can tell which parts were written by riordan and which parts were written by oshiro. i don’t think their voices are blending very well together…

also, maybe it’s because it’s the start of the book and they’re trying to familiarise new readers quickly with the characters but it feels like they’re making nico the caricature of ‘emo and shadow and ebony darkness dementia raven way 🥀⛓️🖤’ and will the caricature of ‘happy and sunshine and blonde and flower gleam and glow ☀️🌈🫧’ and i usually like this dynamic when it’s not blatantly pointed out every other page. i have faith they’ll show more complexity than this later on though. future yan will let me know by the end. (future yan here, im not at the end but the characterisation def does get more complex thank gods)

oh ok so it is bob the titan

since when was nico’s actual name niccolo??? how did i forget this detail??

“you have to listen if not you’ll share my fate.” “ominous much?” <- ok he’s finally himself again guys it’s all good

the one-sided beef nico has with percy will never not be funny

“cookie monster appeared over the mouth of the jar, reached inside and gobbled up nico like the chocolate-chip cookie he was.” <- nevermind i’ve gone back to hating this book again

“what was one straight boy when you spent your whole life longing for the impossible?” <- i’m reminded of that time a few years back where everyone made ‘having an unrequited crush on percy’ nico’s whole fanon personality, so i’m glad they addressed this somewhat. this boy has been through so much and people really thought crushing on percy was the biggest thing to focus on about ‘nico angst.’

“we made a mistake. you have to fix it.” <- call me a red flag but if i was nico i would do anything and everything to not go. i would medicate myself so highly on sleeping pills that i can’t dream (doctor bf can go kick rocks). i would track percy and annabeth down and haul their asses into tartarus instead to do it. and if i had to go i would only go in to kill bob myself for sending me those traumatic ass nightmares. no thx. bro willingly jumped in himself and now wants me to save him. nuh uh.

not cupid being will 😭 its like his aphrodite 😭 i am not well.

they always have a really good and emotionally moving scene and they ruin it with a dumb joke. let it be heavy 👏👏

something’s really fishy and i have a feeling that it might not be bob calling for him

if this whole “grumpy ball of darkness” thing continues i will actually lose it

you can’t tell me the percabeth pep talk was actually needed. i will forgive it because i miss them though

im sensing tension in the gap between nico’s connection to the underworld and his relationship with will and i’m here for ittttt. give me the dramaaa

who is the gorgyra girl and why is she in their business sm?

oh shit a will solace pov??? christmas came early 🙏

nevermind that whole nightmare sequence was so fucked up 😭😭

somebody HELP HIM i never thought we would get will angst (nico angst fs, but will???)

DONT JUMP IN THE STYX PLEASE

SOMEBODY TELL HIM HE’S HELPFUL OMG

nico strangling epiales in his sleep is so fucking cool he’s literally HIM he’s literally THAT GUY

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scarisd3ad · 4 months ago

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Scarisd3ad’s Halloween writing challenge | day four

Prompt - matching family costumes

Pairing - cooper Adam’s x fem!reader

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[warnings] - Mentions of an absent mother, allusion to cooper murdering his ex wife

I started dating Cooper Adams about a year ago. It was about 2 months after his wife had vanished, leaving him a single father of two. I had met him at a bar downtown. He was with a few of his work buddies, and I was there with my best friend, Ana. Everything within our relationship happened fast. He had moved me into his house after exactly 4 months of dating. It was hard at first. He still had two kids, Riley and Logan, who weren’t very happy about their mother no longer being in their lives. And it didn’t help that he was moving a new woman into their house only 6 months after she had left.

Everything about his mysterious ex-wife and her leaving was kind of odd to me. There was apparently no letter or even a text left addressed to Cooper or her kids, not even a single sign that she was unhappy and wanted out of her marriage. There was only a single text message directed to her sister mentioning that she wanted out, she was leaving and didn’t want anything to do with anyone on either side of her family.

Now, a year later, everything has settled down. We had our routines; Cooper's life had gotten back to normal and so had the kids. Halloween was coming up soon and everyone was still trying to decide on costumes. It took 3 long days of Riley searching through Halloween stores, amazon, and even Walmart before Cooper decided to make everything easy. We’d all match. Riley had rolled her eyes, muttering about it being ‘cringe’ before then again rolling her eyes after her father made the decision for the matching costumes to be the Adams family.

The only way he got Riley to agree to the costume was for her only to wear it at a family and friends Halloween party one of our neighbors was throwing.

I sat on the ground in front of the full-length mirror that was in Cooper and I’s bedroom. Riley stood behind me, fidgeting with her Wednesday costume as I applied black lipstick to my lips. “I look, emo,” she muttered under her breath as she tightened each of her braided pigtails.

There’s a knock at the bedroom door before Cooper pushes the door open and walks in. his eyes land on Riley first as he says, “See you look fine.“ Riley turns to glare at her father before turning back towards the mirror to try to, in her words, make it not look ‘emo’. Then his eyes fall to me, his mouth gaps open as I rise back to my feet. “You like it?” I ask with a giggle as his left arm wraps around my waist. “More than like it,” he whispers before leaning in and pressing a kiss to my lips.

“Oh, my god Dad!”

#fanfics #x reader #cooper adams x reader #cooper adams #trap movie #trap 2024 #halloween #the butcher

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astrowaffles · 4 months ago

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Y2K

General Audiences | Crack & Silliness | Gojo & Nobara bonding for the JJK gotcha for Gaza

Satoru examined the options carefully. He pulled at the waistbands and material, testing for stretch; he hand-measured Nobara’s height and tried to calculate how much higher she was planning to grow; he pulled a pair from the rack and announced, “These ones. 100%.”

Nobara looked scandalised. “Those look like they were made in the year 2000.”

“That was a good year!”

“Why are they so skinny? Who dresses like that??”

“I have been known to-“

“And oh my god, there aren’t even any pockets, what’s the point-“

“I think it looks very-“

“It’s so painfully millennial, I can’t even-“

“If you don’t like it, put it back,” Satoru sniffed, handing her the jeans. She immediately shoved them back onto the rack and turned on her heel.

“Let’s leave before you embarrass me any more.”

OR: gojo & nobara go shopping ft. gojo being criminally millennial & nobara being criminally longsuffering

“Are you sure?" Nobara asked, staring down at the black card.

"Totally!" Satoru nodded, grinning down at her. "Have at it," he added, gesturing to the mall in front of them.

"No way are we doing this again," Megumi complained. "We literally went shopping last week."

"Rather you than me," Yuji agreed, patting Satoru's shoulder. "My hands still hurt from last time."

"The bags wouldn't even touch Gojo's hands, he'd be fine," Megumi pointed out.

"I am the best person to have around!"

"No-one asked you two to come anyway," Nobara snapped. "Go and do something else if you're just gonna complain."

Yuji stared longingly at the Human Earthworm 5 poster.

Nobara curled her lip. "We'll be over there if you want us," she said, gesturing to the second floor of shops. "But try not to want us."

"Woah, woah, I don't want to watch that stupid-"

"Come onnnnn, Fushiguro," Yuji whined. "Just this once?"

"That's what you said last time," Megumi sighed, letting himself be dragged towards the cinema.

"He never means what he says," Satoru tutted, watching his students bicker as they gradually got further away.

"That's goths for you," Nobara agreed, as Megumi whacked the back of Yuji's head just before they turned the corner.

"Isn't he, like, emo or something?"

"....Is there a difference?"

"No idea. Ask Nanami when we get back," Satoru advised. "For now, let's hit the shops!"

".....That was cringe."

“So, what are we looking for, exactly?” Satoru asked, trailing after Nobara as she walked purposefully past several shops.

“Clothes,” said Nobara, like it should be obvious. And it was, as far as it went.

“Those stores were selling clothes,” Satoru said, looking back over his shoulder.

“Ugly clothes,” Nobara insisted, continuing to power walk. Satoru had no issue keeping up – Nobara probably took two steps for every one of his – but it was slightly unnerving to have to up his usual languid speed in order to keep pace with a highschool girl. Shopping was clearly serious business. He wouldn’t know, he’d always refused to go every time Shoko had asked him when they were younger.

“I didn’t think they were that bad…”

Nobara fixed him with a Look. “They were that bad. Keep walking.”

He obediently kept following her, probably looking like some oversized duckling lost in a comically small shopping centre – Nobara’s favourite one, she said, but with the way she was acting it was hard to believe that was true.

She stomped past another few stores before finally hitting on one she liked; the cropped hoodie on the mannequin in the window made Satoru wince a little – what’s the point of cropping something meant to be warm? – but he followed her in, card in hand, fully prepared to buy way too many things he personally wouldn’t be found dead in.

Not that he was going to say that out loud.

Nobara made a beeline for the pants, insisting it wasn’t ‘skirt weather’ anymore and she needed something different. Satoru shrugged and prepared himself to stare at the socks for half an hour so he didn’t look weird standing in a girls’ clothes store, but Nobara had grabbed his wrist (well, the Infinity around his wrist) and was doing her best to haul him where she wanted to go.

“Gay people have good fashion sense, right?” she said.

“I wouldn’t know,” said Satoru, allowing her to guide him between the racks of maxi skirts. “Not sure if I’ve ever met one.”

“One what?”

“A gay person.”

For the first time, Nobara actually stood still. She stared at Satoru with incredulous eyes, dropping his wrist and looking like she wanted to headbutt him or something. “Are you for real right now?”

“I’m so for real right now.”

“Like, truly, genuinely, deadass for real?”

“If all of those words mean I’m telling the truth, then yeah. Truly, genuinely, deadass for real. But my ass would never die, it’s too iconic. Even when I’m dead, my ass will not-”

“Alright, that’s enough about your ass,” Nobara interrupted.

“Hey! Have some respect for your teacher!” Satoru complained.

“I have so much respect for you. I’m made of respect for you. Just not for your ass.”

“I don’t know how to feel about that statement.”

“Let’s get back to the topic at hand, then. What do you mean you’ve never met anyone gay?”

“I mean ….I’ve never met anyone gay?”

“I thought you were gay!”

Satoru stared at her. He hoped his confusion was visible on his face. “I don’t think so.”

“I could’ve sworn there was something fruity about you.”

“Um. I don’t….think….so?”

“You sound unsure.”

“You’re making me unsure!”

“Did you or did you not have a homoerotic situationship with your best friend in highschool?”

“How did you know about that?!” Satoru demanded, before he could stop himself.

“Ah-ha! Gotcha! Now come on and help me pick some pants.”

Now he understood why the boys had been so anxious to avoid tagging along. Nobara dragged him further into the store, landing in front of the jeans section and said, “Which ones?”

Nobara looked scandalised. “Those look like they were made in the year 2000.”

“That was a good year!”

“Why are they so skinny? Who dresses like that??”

“I have been known to-“

“And oh my god, there aren’t even any pockets, what’s the point-“

“I think it looks very-“

“It’s so painfully millennial, I can’t even-“

“If you don’t like it, put it back,” Satoru sniffed, handing her the jeans. She immediately shoved them back onto the rack and turned on her heel.

“Let’s leave before you embarrass me any more.”

Satoru shrugged; he’d thought they were fairly on trend, but there you go. Young people were fickle creatures apparently.

“Shouldn’t have bothered asking,” Nobara was muttering as she inclined her head to the shop assistants and speedwalked out of the shop. “Anyone could tell he couldn’t pick one. I can’t see his socks, for god’s sake, I should have known-“

“What’s wrong with my socks?” Satoru asked, offended.

“I can see your ankles,” Nobara said, like that explained anything.

“That’s how they’re supposed to be,” Satoru argued.

“Very much not,” Nobara told him. “They went out with Carly Rae Jepson and Gangnam Style.”

“Carly Rae Jepson wrote Gangnam Style??”

“No. She probably wore those socks, though.”

“I still don’t understand what’s wrong with the socks!”

“Did you have an animal print phase?” Nobara asked, looking at him like she was trying to stare into his soul.

“Nope.”

“That’s one point in your favour, I guess. What about the colour coral?”

“What’s wrong with coral?”

“Did you leave your fashion sense in 2010?”

“No! I’m very hip! And new! And fashionable!”

“The way you said that makes me think you aren’t.”

“I am!! Ask anyone you like!!”

“What is your relationship with pencil skirts?”

“I can confidently say I have never worn one.”

“Damn,” Nobara cursed. “That must’ve been a woman-only one. What about chunky highlights?”

Satoru gestured to his hair.

“Foundation lips?”

“Please, you think this skin needs foundation?”

“There’s only one way to settle this,” Nobara decided, grabbing hold of his wrist again. She spun him to stare at the rows of stores. “Which one would you go in?”

Satoru pointed.

Nobara almost fell to her knees. “That is so millennial I want to kill myself.”

Satoru gasped. “Is it that bad?”

“Very,” Nobara said solemnly. “We have to fix this.”

“By….shopping?”

Nobara beamed. “How did you guess?”

“Woah, you guys have been busy,” Yuji greeted an hour later, meeting Satoru and Nobara outside of the mall.

Megumi inspected the bags. “Most of these are men’s stores. Trying something new, Kugisaki?”

“Nope!” Nobara leaned in conspiratorially. “Gojo is.”

“Did he finally realise he’s horrendously out of touch?” Megumi snorted.

“MEGUMI, YOU TRAITOR!” Satoru wailed. “See if I ever give you money again!”

“I’m sure you’ll get over it.”

A03

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #kugisaki nobara #jjk fics

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tanukitsuneko-suki · 4 days ago

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build episode 33 thoughts:

- they're STILL in active contact with each other?!?!?!

- "find it within 24 hours" oh even bloodstalk knows we are speedrunning the plot

- i've really warmed up to gentoku. look at him walking awkwardly in the opening song. he's just a guy

- i would consider dying if it's for eiji akaso

- "the evol driver was made in order for evolto to assume his ultimate form" GREAT!! he can do that!! as long has he stays 5832489874 feet away from banjo ryuga

- 𝓶𝔂 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼

- I NEED YOU DEAD. FUCK. FUCK. STAY THE FUCK AWAY!!!!!!!! UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

- bloodstalk's actor is really good. the whole multiple souls in one body plot can and would go awry if the actor sucks at it because it's gonna look cringe, but i'm in no way taken out of the story whenever i'm watching bloodstalk/soichi. the swap is so obvious and seamless

- MY PRINCESS.....

- OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH "get out. we're escaping." there's something left in that small, shriveled heart of his <3 gentoku nice one!!

- i'll have to say, this is a nobler ideal than whatever the fuck dan kuroto has LOL

- gentoku... he's fun now xD i always love a good redemption arc

- hmm maybe he should've succeeded in killing utsumi that time on the bridge. when i rewatch i'll make sure to tell early season night rogue that

- this is his second time getting hit by the Down Boy switch because instead of tucking it somewhere in his suit he just throws it off the side and hopes the problem solves itself, and i really don't wish to victim-blame but Jesus Christ, gentoku

- oh nvm i was too mean there's just another one LMFAO

- MY POINT STILL STANDS!!!!

- they're making fun of him 😭😭 so what if he just wants nationwide peace!! he's trying his best over here!

- BABYGIRL????????? I...OH....BABYGIRL YOU'RE SO BOYGIRL I LOVE YOU!!!!! THIS PLOT TWIST IS SO CUTEEEEEEEE. LOOOLLLL WAS HE JUST FAKING IT THE WHOLE TIME BECAUSE HE'S ALREADY SAID TOO MUCH AND HE'S LOWKEY EMBARRASSED BUT IT'S EVEN MORE EMBARRASSING NOW THAT HIS EMO PHASE WAS OVER BUT HE STILL REMEMBERS EVERYTHING HE DID SO HE JUST KINDA ROLLS WITH IT HAHAHAHAHAHA GENTOKUUU PLEASEEEEEEE

- i can wife him. i can fix him

- i still think it's the pinnacle of humor that sento has had disastrous friendships broken down by dealbreaker reveals rife with betrayals and they still apparently have each other on speed dial. sure bloodstalk murdered my previous identity and strung me along for a year pretending to be my family while i have amnesia, but i'm not gonna block his number or anything just incase he wants to give me a little kidnapping tip-off. gentoku kept trying to kill me on multiple occasions and has harmed people that i love in both physical and emotional ways, but it's not like i have to delete his number in my silly custom phone now do i

- oh my god he just wants to save his father :(

- i think it would be fun to have a kamen rider season where it's just old men. age 45 minimum

- wait... i get it.... bloodstalk x nightrogue...i get it now....

- the dynamic initially having nightrogue as the leader and boss above bloodstalk that he can't defy, only for it to be revealed that stalk has been stringing everyone along... gentoku being shoved into literal mud, his name sullied and dirt on his tongue... suffering the atrocities borne from his ruthless ambition.. only to lose said ambition but having to stay strong anyway, with nobody to talk to, and now bloodstalk doesn't even offer him a single glance nor a shred of respect, his view focusing on greater heights, unilaterally obsessed with sento's genius as fodder solely to push banjo to his limits.....but gentoku faces him anyway because he doesn't give a shit about powers controlling the universe or ones that could end planets.... he's got a bone to pick with fucking bloodstalk and he's gonna make sure to land a good punch on that ugly fucking mug

- the clown-ass music as they wind up the evol driver...lmao

- THE ACTUAL BGM IS SO COOL THOUGH

- HIS DAD IS DEAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

- omfg evolto needs to die you guys

#silly thoughts #kamen rider build #BANJO RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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stephaniebrownslover · 9 months ago

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My Immortal(Worst Fanfic Ever) From Toby's POV//Chapters 2-11

Bro.

Bro. Ready for second wave of cringe fight @skullcfusher because it's all your fault.

Guys check his attack, it's very nice too.

And everyone say thanks to his awesome, full colored fanart

(I'm posting this here but I can remove ıf it's not okay)

Also I have an ask I want to answer but this cringe fight is occupied my brain and I'm sorry for that lovely person.

I HATE MYSELF SO MUCH

TW: self harm, smut, toby x jeff, offensive descriptions for actual satanist people, clockwork x jeff, some gross stuff at chapter 11, mentioned suicide attempt,

IT TURNED INTO A TOBY X JEFF AND PAST JEFF X CLOCKWORK GUYS I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO I HAVEN'T PASSED SECOND CHAPTER AND I DIDN'T KNOW THE SHIP I'M SO SORRY

CHAT SHOULD I DO OTHER 3 PARTS OR NOT?????

Chapter 2

AN: Fangz 2 bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok!

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The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my short emo hair in a kind of messy bun.

My friend, Kate (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her messy and untidy dark black hair with pink streaks and opened her chocolate-brown eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)

"OMFG, I saw you talking to Jeff Da Griller yesterday!" she said excitedly.

"Yeah? So?" I said, blushing.

"Do you like Jeff?" she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.

"No I so fucking don't!" I shouted.

"Yeah right!" she exclaimed. Just then, Jeff walked up to me.

"Hi." he said.

"Hi." I replied flirtily.

"Guess what." he said.

"What?" I asked.

"Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade." he told me.

"Oh. My. Fucking. God!" I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.

"Well.... do you want to go with me?" he asked.

I gasped.

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Chapter 3

AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN RAVEN! oh yeah, BTW I don't own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I chew of my fingers. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn't put on foundation because I was pale gray anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.

I went outside. Jeff was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).

"Hi Jeff!" I said in a depressed voice.

"Hi Toby." he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.

'"You come in cold, you're covered in blood They're all so happy you've arrived The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom She sets you free into this life." sang Joel '(I don't own da lyrics 2 dat song).

"Joel is so fucking hot." I said to Jeff, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.

Suddenly Jeff looked sad.

"What's wrong?" I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.

"Hey, it's ok I don't like him better than YOU!" I said.

"Really?" asked Jeff sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.

"Really." I said. "Besides I don't even know Joel and he's going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little a." I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face.

The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Jeff. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. Jeff and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Jeff didn't go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into........................... the Forbidden Forest!

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Chapter 4

AN: I sed stup flaming ok toby's name is TBOY nut marty syu OK! JEFF IS SOO IN LUV wif him dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!

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"JEFF!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"

Jeff didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.

"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.

"Toby?" he asked.

"What?" I snapped.

Jeff leaned in extra-close and I looked into his krill-ish red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.

And then............... suddenly just as I Jeff kissed me passionately. Jeff climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale gray body became all warm. And then....

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

It was............................................................. Slenderfuckingbitch!

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Chapter 5

AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Slenderman swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!

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Slenderfuckingbitch made and Jeff and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.

"You ludacris fools!" he shouted.

I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Jeff comforted me. When we went back to the castle Slenderfuckingbitch took us to Professor Maskussy and Professor Hoodieddude who were both looking very angry.

"They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!" he yelled in a furious voice.

"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor Hoodieddude.

"How dare you?" demanded Professor Maskussy.

And then Jeff shrieked. "BECAUSE I LOVE HIM!"

Everyone was quiet. Slenderfuckingbitch and Professor Hoodieddude still looked mad but Professor Maskussy said. "Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms."

Jeff and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.

"Are you okay, Toby?" Jeff asked me gently.

"Yeah I guess." I lied. I went to the girl's dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out....

Jeff was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing 'I just wanna live' by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn't supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.

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Chapter 6

AN: shjt up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!

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The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple.

In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.

"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic girl with spiky brown hair with red streaks in it. She was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down her face and she was wearing black lipstick. She didn't have glasses anymore and now she was wearing red contact lenses just like Jeff's and there was no scar on her forhead anymore. She had a womanly stubble on her chin. She had a sexy English accent. She looked exactly like emo Tinker Bell. She was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw her kind of like an erection only I'm a boy so I didn't get one you sicko.

"I'm so sorry." she said in a shy voice.

"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned.

"My name's Glocky DA Work, although most people call me Vampire these days." she grumbled.

"Why?" I exclaimed.

"Because I love the taste of human blood." she giggled.

"Well, I am a vampire." I confessed.

"Really?" she whimpered.

"Yeah." I roared.

We sat down to talk for a while. Then Jeff came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.

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Chapter 7, Bring me 2 life

AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Tony isn't a Marty Stu ok he isn't perfect HES A SATANITS! n he has problemz hes depressed 4 godz sake!

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Jeff and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Martu Stu 2 u?). I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in her depressed eyes. I guess she was jealous of me that I was going out with Jeff. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Jeff. We went into his room and locked the door. Then............

We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)

"Oh Jeff, Jeff!" I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Jeff's arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words............ Vampire!

I was so angry.

"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.

"No! No! But you don't understand!" Jeff pleaded. But I knew too much.

"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have AIDs anyway!"

I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Jeff ran out even though he was naked. He had a really small you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire's classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Maskussy and some other people.

"VAMPIRE da WORK, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled.

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Chapter 8

AN: stop flassing ok! if u do den u r a prep!

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Everyone in the class stared at me and then Jeff came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.

"Toby, it's not what you think!" Jeff screamed sadly.

My friend Nina Makes My Killer Obsessed smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length emo black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Jane was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Zalbitchmutherfuckerhoe killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Bro and not Hoe. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. )

"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!" Maskussy demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.

"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Jeff!" I shouted at him.

Everyone gasped.

I don't know why Toby was so mad at me. I had went out with Vampire (I'm bi and so is Toby) for a while but then she broke my heart. She dumped me because she liked Korra, a stupid preppy ATLA rip-off fucker. We were just good friends now. She had gone through horrible problems, and now she was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)

"But I'm not going out with Jeff anymore!" said Vampire.

"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Jeff and then I started to bust into tears.

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Chapter 9

AN: stop flaming ok! I dntn red all da boox! dis is frum da movie ok so itz nut my folt if Slenderfuckingbitch swers! besuizds I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE! and da reson slendy dosent lik Glocky now is coz hes christian and vampire is a satanist! MCR ROX!

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I was so mad and sad. I couldn't believe Jeff for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Jeff.

Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no bitches and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn't have a single bitch (basically like Zalbitchmutherfuckerhoe in the font) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn't gothic. It was...... Zalbitchmutherfuckerhoe!

"No!" I shouted in a scared voice but then Zalbitchmutherfuckerhoe shouted "Imperius!" and I couldn't run away.

"Crookshanks!" I shouted at him. Zalbitchmutherfuckerhoe fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist so I stopped.

"Toby." he yelled. "Thou must kill Vampire Glocky!"

I thought about Vampire and her sexah eyes and her gothic brown hair and how her face looks just like Emo Tinker Bell. I remembered that Jeff had said I didn't understand, so I thought, what if Jeff went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up?

"No, Zalbitchmutherfuckerhoe!" I shouted back.

Zalbitchmutherfuckerhoe gave me a gun. "No! Please!" I begged.

"Thou must!" he yelled. "If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Jeff!"

"How did you know?" I asked in a surprised way.

Zalbitchmutherfuckerhoe got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. "I hath telekinesis." he answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Jeff!" he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.

I was so scared and mad I didn't know what to do. Suddenly Jeff came into the woods.

"Jeff!" I said. "Hi!"

"Hi." he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.

"Are you okay?" I asked.

"No." he answered.

"I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me." I expelled.

"That's okay." he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out.

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Chapter 10

AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok!

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I was really scared about Zlabitchmutherfuckerhoe all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Jeff, Benny boy (although we call him El Diablo now. He has yellow hair now with blue streaks in it.) and Trendermwah. Only today Jeff and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Jeff was probably Jeff The Kissing his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my man boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a man slut but I'm really not.

We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.

"Toby! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice.

"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Zalbitchmutherfuckerhoe came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Glocky! But I don't want to kill her, because, she's really nice, even if she did go out with Jeff. But if I don't kill Glocky, then Zalbitchmutherfuckerhoe, will fucking kill Jeff!" I burst into tears.

Suddenly Jeff jumped out from behind a wall.

"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?)

I started to cry and cry. Jeff started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.

We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Slenderfuckingbitch walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache.

"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Toby Jeff has been found in his room. He committed suicide by Jeff The Krilling his cheeks."

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Chapter 11

AN: i sed stup flaming up prepz! c if dis chaptr is srupid!1111 it delz wit rly sris issus! sp c 4 urself if itz ztupid brw fangz 2 ma frend raven 4 hleping me!

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"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! B'loody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. Slenderfuckingbitch chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.

Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I chewed both of my hands. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit proxy ritual. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed... Mask was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Jackielyn was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.

"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Vampire ran in.

"Abra Kedavra!" she yelled at Maskussy and Jackielyn pointing her womb. I took my gun and shot Maskussy and Jackielyn a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Slendyfuckingbitch ran in. "Toby, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted looking at Maskussy and Jackielyn and then he waved his wand and suddenly...

Trendermwah ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.

"What do you know, Trendermwah? You're just a little Hogwarts student!"

"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT...." Trendermwah paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"

"This cannot be." Mask said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Slendyfuckingbitch's wand had shot him. "There must be other factors."

"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly.

Jackielyn held up the camera triumelephantly. "The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!"

I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood.

"Why are you doing this?" Jackielyn said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook.

And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint.

"BECAUSE...BECAUSE...." Trendermwah said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.

"Because you're goffic?" Mask asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan.

"Because I LOVE HIM!"

I'M CONFUSED AS HELL

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justanamesstuff · 1 year ago

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The intimacy of being understood

Chapter 5

Matty Healy x f!reader

A/N: I really want to ask you guys what are your thoughts so far, what do you expect from now on...we only have 2 chapters left and the epilogue :') this is going to end soon (I'm emo now). Happy reading!!

Warnings: PURE CUTNESS and fluffy feelings, typos.

Word count: 1.8 K

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Two days later

“You’re not wearing the neckless.” Kate pointed out mere seconds after she entered the bookshop that morning. Her eyes fixated on Y/n’s neck, now empty, without her neckless.

Out of instinct, Y/n touched her sternum --where the ring usually resided. The little item holding a lot of significant value wasn’t there, and Y/n didn’t feel panic like previous times when she thought she had lost it. Y/n even felt a sense of freedom.

“Oh, I must’ve forgotten to put it back on.” she informed Kate, thinking about the last time she took it off after taking a quick shower that morning.

The bookshop owner felt the eyes of her best friend following her around the place, meanwhile she rearranged some books in the kids section.

“Yes, Kate?” she asked her, although she never stopped doing her task in hand.

“I didn’t say anything.” Y/n’s friend desperately replied.

“Your head is fuming. I can tell from here.”

“You’re not wearing the neckless.” Kate repeated like a broken record.

“I already told-”

“Yes, I know, I know. But, you-”

Y/n knew very well what Kate was meant to say, but she shuttered her down, adding, “I didn’t notice, but-” she took a breath, admiring the beautiful day outside the window. “Maybe it is time to let him go?” her face shrank, thinking about what she said. “Am I a bad person for that?” Y/n turned around, feeling a rush of guilt.

“No. No!” Kate quickly said, walking closer to Y/n. She stood in front of her friend and held her hand. “I’ve been telling you for quite a while now.” Y/n’s friend remembered out loud, although her tone didn’t hold the meaning or the force Kate always kept when she insisted it might be a good idea for Y/n to move on.

“Then why you’re so stunned by it?” Y/n asked softly.

“I-” Kate started before the sound of the door interrupted their conversation.

Both friends turned around to look at the entrance, their sights falling on Matty’s unsure face.

“Hello?” Matty hesitated.

“Hi, Matty.” Y/n’s face turned to a big smile, after she let go of Kate’s hand. This one, looked between the pair, sensing a shift in the ambient around the three of them. Kate couldn’t explain back then what it was, although the shy and embarrassed looks they were sharing took Y/n’s friend attention.

“Hi, Y/n.” Matty said this time with a similar smile on his face.

“Hey.” Y/n greeted him once more.

Kate mumbled under her breath a, “Oh my god.”

‘These two, I swear..’, she thought.

“Hello, there.” she said before Y/n could introduce them or anything else.

Kate went directly towards Matty and extended her hand. Inside she was shitting herself about meeting one of her favourite artists, even though she knew how to be professional if the moment required. And oh, boy, she needed it at the moment.

Matty said, “Hi, Kate.” making her gasp about him knowing her name.

Y/n chuckled behind her friend, witnessing how she was desperately trying to keep her clam in front of Matty.

“Do you know me?” Kate heard herself asking.

“I do.” the signer bobbed his head, turning to look at her friend. “Y/n talks a lot about you.”

Kate narrowed her eyes, cringing, “Good or bad?”

“Both.” he replied fast and in a witty tone.

“Oh, I like him.” she turned around saying, as if Matty wasn’t in front of them.

“Yeah, I know.” Y/n teased her.

“Shut up.” Kate shushed her quickly. “What brings you here, Healy?”

The change of topic made Matty felt a little out of place and uncomfortable, he didn’t know why. Maybe it was the fact that Kate didn’t hesitate with her words and was very forward, which putted him under the focus of attention. Matty was used to not care about bigger crowds, although having Kate and Y/n’s attention on him was very different.

He scratched the back of his head, “The usual?” he answered, looking at Y/n quickly, then back at Kate before she could catch him.

“Which is?”

“Kate, let him be.” Y/n interrupted.

“I’ll-” Matty said, signalling with his hands towards the shelves.

Y/n made her own set of movements, as if she opened the way for him, “Yeah, go ahead.”

“Nice to meet you, Kate.” he smiled weakly, passing by her side.

“Same, Matty.” she bowed ironically, making fun of Matty and Y/n. Her friend gave her a stern look. “What?”

“You know what.”

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“Please, stop staring at him.” Y/n begged Kate in a whisper, after half hour Matty took his usual seat on one of the couches and let a book rest on his lap.

“I’m not doing anything.”

“Kate, please.”

She didn’t stop and said, “He’s a view for sore eyes.”

“Could you please not?”

Y/n hit her slightly on her arm, gaining her attention. When Matty was very focused on one of the books he chose and enjoyed, Y/n did agree, he was a beautiful sight. Although she was cautious with her staring game, Kate wasn’t though and Y/n didn't want to make Matty feel uncomfortable.

“Fine, I have to go anyway. I’ll leave you with your boy.” she said, a bit too loud for Y/n’s liking.

Y/n started protesting, “He’s not-”

“Bye, Matty.” Kate shouted, walking towards the door, ignoring her best friend.

“Bye, Kate.”

After the front door closed --once Kate was out of the shop--, Y/n focused her attention on getting some work done. She had to call the supplier and check her incomes of the month, the usual tasks, although lately work was piling up a little.

Y/n kneeled down to grab one of her big folders, when a repeatedly sound coming from above her head scared her. She even knocked her head against the wood.

“What are you doin’?” Matty said, tapping on the wood of Y/n’s front desk.

Y/n pushed herself all the way up, “Fuck- You scared me.”

“Sorry, sorry.”

“I’m…working.” she answered to his initial question.

“Am I bothering you?”

“You never bother me, Matty.”

Y/n focused on the papers in front of her, even though she knew she was messing them more. What she said wasn’t a lie, but Y/n felt her cheeks hotter than a minute ago, so making eye contact with the man wasn’t a great idea.

“Is that right?”

“Mhm.”

“You look nice today.” Matty complimented her.

“Thank you. You too.”

“Y/n?”

Something on his tone made the girl look up to his chestnut eyes. They seemed warm and welcoming, with a touch of something else behind them.

“Yeah?”

“I’ve been thinking…”

“Good for you.” Y/n joked, nervously.

“Ha-ha.”

The first thought coming across her mind made her heart beat faster. ‘He’s going to ask me out’. And the original idea, the question he had been thinking about not only days –even months– got stucked on his throat. Only a look inside her surprised eyes made him desist from the idea. Matty chose to tell her about another thing he had been thinking about when he found an old copy of his favourite book.

“I have this book. I thought maybe you’d like it and since you know about the band now-” Matty said, going to grab his coat where he kept it. He let his body relax a little before returning to Y/n’s side.

“Oh,” Y/n felt a void inside her heart and her stomach. She didn’t want him to ask although, at the same time, she expected it. Her head started to hurt a little. “Which one?”

“This one.” Matty showed her the cover. She knew the book, she already read it.

Y/n -- trying to decide if she should tell him-- read the title out loud, “On the road…”

And the decision was made quickly when her eyes caught the spark of excitement on Matty's eyes.

She took it in her hands, turning page after page.

“Oh, you're the type of reader that writes on the sides. Interesting.” the words slipping away because Y/n was truly amazed by his simple action. She loved it, since it was a thing she did a lot.

“Well, yeah.” Matty felt very seen like a deer in front of the lights of a car. “Don’t you?”

“Yes, all my books back home are all scratched. It’s the only right way to read them.” Y/n reassured him.

Matty shrugged his shoulders, “If you say so, I believe you.”

“I’ll see if my supplier has a copy and-”

“No, keep it.” the singer interrupted her.

“Are you sure? I can-”

“Please.”

“Cool.”

The silence was cut by Matty’s phone.

After a short conversation, the frontman told Y/n, “I have to go.” even though he didn’t want to. “See you soon, Y/n.” he promised.

“Bye.”

She waved, seeing him leave once more. Y/n's eyes returned to admire his handwriting.

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During the week that followed, Matty didn’t text her or came around, and Y/n didn’t reach out either. Nothing she would accept out loud, but the absence of Matty in her life made her sad.

Y/n was sitting on her couch, in her house this time, reading the very used and scratched copy of ‘On the Road’ that Matty gave her. It was a quiet Friday night, Kate had a family dinner and Y/n's plan was to read the book another time. She had already read it so many times during the week, she bet she could recite the dialogues by memory.

The woman left it on the side, reaching for her glass of wine, at the same time she opened some buttons of the shirt she wore the entire day. Her left hand coming to touch the skin of her sternum. Her mind recalled her talk with Kate before Matty came in almost a week ago. Y/n had been thinking about the process of moving on even since her chatted with Matty around the park before he walked her home. That day, something clicked inside her head.

Matty. Her mind returned to him, something it had been happening a lot during that week. Y/n lied to herself saying she just missed her new friend.

Her fingers touched the cold screen of her phone. ‘Maybe I should call him’, she thought and quickly desisted. She returned to the book, leaving the glass on the coffee table.

Less than five minutes after, Y/n grabbed her phone, unlocked it, tapped away and buried the thing under the cushion she was sitting on.

Y/n: Hey, I finished the book. x

The book was open in front of her eyes. She really tried to read the next sentence, although she ended up reading it fifteen times without recalling what she just read. ‘Why I do this to myself?’, she thought.

The couch vibrated under her. Y/n quickly lifted ass from her place, grabbing her phone in the process.

Matty 🎸: I can’t wait to hear your thoughts. x

‘That’s all?’

Y/n felt disappointed until minutes later another text popped.

Matty 🎸 : maybe I can pick it up from your place?

Her eyes widening one size, staring at his words, when one more text came in.

Matty 🎸: if you’re not busy. There’s no rush. Y/n: I’m not doing anything really.

‘Yeah, totally. He’s going to eat the fake ‘I’m not that interested’ facade. Very clever, Y/n.’, she scolded herself a little.

Matty 🎸: I’ll be there in 15’ x Y/n: okay.

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psychette · 7 days ago

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RATING AIB (S2) CHARACTERS (part 2)

OKI YABA : 2/10 - i have never found someone who’s favorite is yaba and honestly he isn’t my favorite either bc of how low his screentime is but i think he’s an interesting character and has potential so if he’s not in s3 i’ll kms

KOTOKO SHIGA : 10/10 - sorry this is super biased i just think she’s cute STOP i was expecting her death the second i saw her but when they showed her dead body, my heart dropped i need fanfics of her where she’s alive and the reader is female

URUMI ARAMAKI : 9/10 - i want her idc. we will have the most toxic relationship ever and i will SUCK IT UP trust me. ok guys im joking, in all seriousness, i love her character and she should’ve survived because imagine her dynamic with the rest of the cast omg…

SUNATO BANDA : 2/10 - oh. a male. what an interesting breed… ok im joking. i love his little alliance with yaba omg ;-; he had little screentime and he actually was so smart. kinda cringed on the whole emo matsushita scene like “you use your hair to hide that disgusting soul of yours” oh ok … stop it… plz..

IPPEI OKI : 6.5/10 - “you were too sweet for this world, ippei.” honestly he was just anxious and sweet the entire time. it’s kinda similar to chota, he was sweet and nice but really didn’t stand out to me so much. sawry!!

AKANE HEIYA : 1/10 - oddball. sorry not sorry. why does everyone hate niragi for trying to do hanky panky with usagi but nobody mentions how akane tried to do hanky panky with arisu?? also the fact she advanced on aguni. idc if it’s reciprocated, i’m pretty sure she was in highschool just a few mins ago and aguni literally looks like he’s in his early-mid 30s.

ISAO SHIRABI (KING OF SPADES) : 1.5/10 - isao was lowkey fine in a way i honestly don’t know how to describe it. “then why does he have a 1.5???” BECAUSE HE HURT KUINA. i also found it funny when kuina tried getting his ass using a food cart shes so cute omg “How do i make this about kuina???” ahh rating

GINJI KYUMA (KING OF CLUBS) : 10/10 - i miss you kyuma come back… he was so iconic and cool. also caught me off guard on his introduction bc i thought he was just a shirtless guy who likes to flex his muscles but NO HE’S A FUCKING NUDIST???? HELLO?????? his band is so funny about it too like “i think you’re scaring them, man.” “yeah put some damn pants on!” LMFAOOOOO. his whole thing about his band like “in my band, we are all equal.” really got to me. kyuma cared about his friends just as much arisu cared about his. kyuma reminded me of arisu a lot. the memories with the band reminded me of arisu with karube and chota.

GOKEN KANZAKI : 8/10 - his ass really thought he could get usagi FAWK NO!!!!!!! anyway i thought that scene with him and maki where he goes like “i guess kyuma put his guard down” and maki replied “says you” and they both laughed made me feel emotional holy fuck I WANT TO HAVE A COOL BAND FRIENDSHIP WHERE WE ALL BELIEVE WE’RE EQUAL AND JUST LAUGH OFF EACH OTHERS MISTAKES??

UTA KISARAGI : 8/10 - lowkey the gossip girl of the group i know it. ok sawry not the time for hcs but COME ON. i dont have much favorite scenes with her, i just really enjoyed her friendship with the entire group.

SOGO SHITARA : 8.5/10 - “i will continue to haunt you if you lose.” his death rlly got to me bc oh my fucking god?? this part really showed me the depth of his character—the flashbacksAHHHHHH BANDS WHO ARE EXTREMELY CLOSE FRIENDS KM FYJG..

TAKUMI MAKI : 8/10 - his ass really beat up kuina i loved that scene “why’d you let me brag, dude?!” GODDD THAT WAS SO FUNNY N CUTE. sorry i miss kuina so much i love her “how do i make this abt kuina” pt2

RIISA NAKA (QUEEN OF SPADES) : 2/10 - she was okay… ig… i didnt really care about her and i was just missing kuina the entire time they were showing the queen of spades game sawry. also usagi fr beat her ass like yes defend ur man

MIRA KANO (QUEEN OF HEARTS) : 8.7/10 - she’s pretty cool, her whole croquette shit was confusing me. i was staring at the whole mental hospital scene like “yap yap yap get on with it who the freak dies” can u tell i missed kuina screentime HELP. also can we just mention how she died with her arms like that cz it looked uncomfortable. super random. if i was arisu btw i would knock over the tea set and force her ass to play croquette idc. u cant have tea time if there isnt tea

KEIICHI KUZURYU (KING OF DIAMONDS) : 4.5/10 - im sorry i admit he’s well written and he’s hot (not to me, the fans out there) in an office siren nerdy way i get it, but i could not care less abt his death when i couldn’t even understand how the fuck that game worked because what the actual fuck was going on

ENJI MATSUSHITA (JACK OF HEARTS) : 3/10 - this ugly emo thought he could kill my bro chishiya shuntaro… also i saw an urumi x enji post and like lowkey… i see it. toxic bf and gf plz hear me out. OK MOVING ON. his whole plan was super good but even if chishiya wasn’t there, i think banda would’ve been able to win anyway. absolutely loved solitary confinement bc the plot was so baffling to me

#zaia’s interests #aib #alice in borderland

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hi!!! 👋 i don’t wanna be annoying but I love ur blog and ur objectively bad takes /s

you bring up some decent points comparing jon and sansa to each other as far as stupid teenager things go. Can you elaborate a little more on Sansa’s mistakes being stupid teenager mistakes? she’s big naive and wears her rose tinted glasses and that pretty much sets the stage for her character and the growth she experiences in the series, but it’s hard for me to believe an 11-13 year old girl {i forget how old anyways she’s youngg 🍼} wouldn’t consider the weight her choices as a future queen betrothed to the heir of the iron throne would hold.

{almost hoping i become immortalized on ur blog when my anon ask becomes the gateway to ur next metaessay♥️💙💜💗💛💚}

HI OH MY GOD YOU'RE NOT ANNOYING, I LOVE YOU.

I can't believe you fuckin losers want to hear more of my objectively bad takes (stealing that one)

And I lovvvveeeee how you approached me with constructive pushback :) I wish I had more asks like you. Ya'll are allowed to disagree with me, and I hope some of you do. I'm a big fan of (constructive and purely conversational) debate! But imma be real w you. I feel like your argument doesn't hold much weight, either. Speaking as a former idealistic and very stupid 11-13 year old girl-- oh my god I could totally see myself at sansa's age and in her position making the same stupid fucking decisions. Does that make them right? absolutely not. Still fuckin stupid.

I've never been an angsty teenage boy, though, so I cannot attest to whether or not Jon is an accurate representation of cringe 15 year old amab experiences but like. having been around alot of cringe 15 year old amabs? yeah. He seems pretty normal, too.

on that note. Lemme be a li'l unhinged and intellectualize this for a min.

Teenage Dirtbags of Westeros: Jon, Sansa, and the Cost of Being Dumb

some get stabbed and some get stuck pretending to be their creepy uncle’s kid

Word count: 924 Time to read: 5 - 9 mins CW for discussions of gender as a binary, Sansa's character arc which involves grooming and Petyr Baelish is his own warning all by himself.

in the books, we can easily see a parallel between how Sansa and Jon are depicted as lame teenagers with terrible social skills and a comical lack of self-awareness (like most teenagers, of not all.) Both characters begin as naïve, idealistic teenagers thrust into new and exciting circumstances that they soon learn are far beyond their control, yet the consequences of their decisions deviate abruptly due to the difference in societal structures and therefore the disparity in expectations placed upon them. Jon, despite making reckless and shortsighted choices, is – for the most part—spared personal, long-lasting repercussions; his errors largely affect the Wall and the Wildlings rather than his own survival or sense of self. In contrast, Sansa’s mistakes carry devastating consequences for her identity and agency, with her naïve decisions rippling through the entirety of the narrative and altering the trajectory of Westeros as a whole. This discrepancy demonstrates not only the fundamentally gendered lens through which these characters’ arcs are written but also the brutal realities of power and privilege in this universe. And honestly, it’s no mistake. I think Peepaw did this intentionally.

Jon’s mistakes as a stupid emo whiny ass angsty teen often stem from his desire to balance his personal beliefs with his borderline quixotic sense of duty. His decision to trust the Wildlings, for example, ruptures his relationships with his colleagues and new forced family and eventually leads to his murder at the hands of his brothers. Jon’s death, however, is implied to be temporary and functions as a narrative tool to reinforce his role as a messianic figurehead of the series (I mean like I could write a whole fuckin thing about this alone and how the inclusion of Beric Dondarrion and the Brothers without Banners’ influence on Arya’s storyline and how Arya by herself can serve as a parallel for Jon--). Though he definitely faces challenges, the consequences of his actions are contained within the Wall and immediately adjacent—a place already isolated from the political machinations of Westeros by design. His mistakes do not permanently alter his identity or strip him of his agency. Sansa’s mistakes, on the other hand, have far-reaching consequences that compound over time, affecting not only her personal arc but the entire realm. Her choice to approach Queen Cersei and beg for the crown’s protection—a decision born of youthful idealism and trust in the chivalric ideals she’s been taught (blame ur father sweetie. Welcome to the club)—sets off a chain of events that leads to Robert Baratheon’s death, Ned Stark’s execution, and the War of the Five Kings and so on and so forth. Like the 9/11 domino effect but for Westeros. Unlike Jon, Sansa’s errors are amplified by her birth status and specifically her gender, as the stakes of her actions reverberate through the political landscape in ways she could never have foreseen.

This disparity is further illustrated through their respective “deaths.” While Jon’s death is a physical one, Sansa experiences a symbolic death when she is forced to throw away her identity at the hands of her biggest groomer (and fuckin Capital L LOSER) and become Alayne Stone, the bastard daughter of Littlefinger [crowd boos]. Sansa’s transformation is a worse fate because it robs her of her sense of self, forcing her to live a life of manipulation and abuse under the guise of her abuser’s ward. Peepaw even emphasizes this loss of self by titling her perspective chapters as "Alayne" rather than "Sansa," (I cry errytiem) reflecting her inner turmoil as she begins to think of herself as someone other than a Stark. (I mean you can argue that Sansa’s loss of identity began at the Crossing when she was robbed of Lady and you would be correct but this is my meta essay get ur own soapbox. And tag me if u do.) Jon’s (potential) resurrection allows him to return to his true self with renewed purpose, while Sansa’s erasure underscores the brutality of her circumstances and the grotesquely gendered nature of power in Westeros. Sansa’s narrative arc illustrates how the consequences of her stupid teenager mistakes are magnified not because she is less capable than Jon, but because the world she inhabits punishes women far more harshly for what this society considers to be faults. Her suffering and eventual growth reveal the oppressive structures that shape her life, while Jon’s arc—though compelling and holds significant weight narratively and I’m not trying to argue it doesn’t—remains largely insulated from such systemic inequities

The unequal treatment of Jon and Sansa’s naivety is not just a reflection of their personal arcs but of the broader structures of power and gender in Westeros. Jon is allowed to fail without the world collapsing around him because he exists on the fringes of society as a bastard and a member of the Night’s Watch. Sansa, on the other hand, is punished brutally for her mistakes because of the immense weight placed on her identity as a Stark and a daughter and her role in the political machinations of Westeros.

This discrepancy highlights the systemic inequality at play in the series: Jon is afforded the space to grow and learn from his mistakes, while Sansa is stripped of her agency, identity, and autonomy. Her suffering is not just personal—it is woven into the fabric of Westeros itself, as her mistakes become the catalysts for larger political and social upheaval.

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