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thesillygoosecompany · 2 months ago
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one day I’m gonna get a tattoo like this or summat
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purpledisastertwin900 · 1 year ago
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Pro tip to spice up the holidays!
To annoy your family members, tell them you live in Spain without the A. When they foolishly ask, “you live in spin??” Break out in singing the Weekend Whip as loud as possible. This will serve to annoy them.
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leaf--frog · 9 months ago
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I have never seen this post in the wild but it’s part of the reason I joined tumblr
it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks
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shamefulzombie · 1 month ago
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Not Perfect
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unsung-idiot · 2 months ago
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don't show him modern technology; it won't end well
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allagashed · 8 months ago
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whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean
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serial-unaliver · 18 days ago
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the amount of redditors like "as someone who escaped the alt right pipeline, here's the problem with the left" *writes out essay revealing a massive victim complex*...you did NOT escape the right i'm afraid 😭🙏 at the core of reactionary politics is aggrieved entitlement!
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koifee · 7 months ago
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Falin panics when her gf is sad
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beardedmrbean · 6 months ago
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chino1moreno
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p0isonives · 3 months ago
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conner kent has INCREDIBLE self control, cause if i came back from being dead to find out Tim Drake tried to clone me 99 times because he missed me so much, i’d immediately make him my bride
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pseudonymjones · 10 days ago
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the-barefoot-hatter · 14 days ago
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this is exactly how their first meeting played out, right Dipper?
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inkskinned · 3 months ago
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how do i contact apple bc actually i am currently going through an internet story but i don't have twitter.
which is to say that 3 weeks ago i was on vacation to the Azores with my family. due to girl pockets (iykyk) my phone fucking jumped into the ocean literally only because i lifted my leg above a 30 degree angle to avoid a wave. the phone was black. the sand was black. it was night. i had waded in about 2 feet deep. i think my guardian angel just closed his eyes.
i immediately reached a state of peace about it. maybe it was a sign from god or the universe. don't we all need to unplug. let's live in the moment or whatever. also, let's give the crabs technology, i just think it would be funny.
i come home. i haven't backed up my phone in a while (lol since 2022) and the shitty replacement i got is literally useless. i lost pictures of newborn babies. i lost contacts. i have to wrangle things together that need 2-factor authentication with a phone that's in the fucking ocean.
and then today i got this notification.
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What in the everfuck. are you kidding me. this thing was IN THE OCEAN. like the ACTUAL OCEAN. like originally "find my phone" was reporting it as ABSENT.
and then i get this email:
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she found it while she was SNORKLING. at the bottom of the actual ocean. it's been there for 3 weeks.
IT STILL WORKS.
which is to say. like how do i get her anything she wants, forever. i don't have any money but i would buy her a fucking boat of iphones to thank her. how do we get apple to give me a commercial. if nothing else i just want people to know that someone found my phone at the bottom of the ocean because how fucking fake of a story does this even sound.
what's going on. hello????????
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itsnicsalad · 15 days ago
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wanted to get this idea out of my head before i move on to other things aye🤙
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deankarolina · 7 months ago
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Chappell Roan - Coachella 2024
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a-little-bit-of-ravioli · 25 days ago
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so how about that theory that Odysseus' red eyes in Six Hundred Strike mean Ares is helping him out on behalf of Athena, huh?
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