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#it’s okay he’s my fairy princess uwu
chocomars · 5 months
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MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU ☀️
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eoieopda · 10 months
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[ateez as tinder dudes]
this is a joke, but i’m also convinced that i’m correct, so… there’s that. also, don’t look at me, incorporating a fourth (FOURTH!!!) group on my blog. i don’t want to talk about it 🫣
hongjoong
he’s treating this like a portfolio. he’s got the max number of pics uploaded, and they’re all editorial, like he’s expecting to be scouted. is he repping a brand? is he just flexing that he’s got better style than you ever will? he knows this is tinder, right? no.
absolutely no bio, whatsoever. his age isn’t even listed, somehow. you know nothing about him except that he owns more than one cowboy hat, and honestly? that’s all you need to know.
you’re actually 98.4% sure that he’s a catfish — who just looks like that? — but that’s not going to stop you from swiping right to see if he did, too.
he did not.
seonghwa
he’s intentionally using pics of him with his mother, with kids, with small animals, etc. because he’s calculating. couldn’t be more of a targeted attack if the profile was computer-generated. frankly, you can’t say if it was or wasn’t. suspiciously perfect.
that’s where the tinder prowess stops. he doesn’t know how the swiping feature works so he’s swiped right on everyone. oops.
his bio has subsections — plural — with endearingly dorky interests laid out in full. he’s well-rounded and objectively attractive to literally all people. man is everybody’s type, esp. yours.
tragically, he has never once responded to a message, and he never will.
yunho
he must’ve made this as a joke, right? every picture of him is hilariously unflattering or a recreation of a meme or some childhood photo, except the last one — which is a meme. it’s something obscure that appeals to the sense of humor of exactly .01% of the population. you can tell by looking at him that he is chronically online and had unrestricted internet access as a kid.
his bio is also absurd. this dude has something like “my first words were, ‘this human form is limiting’”, and it’s extremely polarizing. on purpose. puts his whole personality right there, right from the get-go because it will ward the wrong people off and flag down the exact niche he’s targeting.
i feel like he’s either a lukewarm conversationalist that makes you wonder how the rest of his profile was so funny, or the first conversation is an incredible, god-tier bit — and then, when the bit runs its course, you realize that he deleted his profile, never to be seen again.
rip
yeosang
all of his pictures paint an image of someone hard and edgy, and you’ve got it all wrong. you’ve been fully bamboozled, bestie. that is a whole ass fairy princess.
always messages first and/or responds immediately, revealing that he’s the most “uwu” person of all time. seriously, what the fuck? people unironically use “hehehe”? in this day and age? ^_^
unexpected gem. the person he actually is isn’t someone you would normally shoot your shot with, but you’re not mad about it.
one of the rare few on the app who would rather die than find a hookup (the idea makes him itchy, okay?) but he will actually seek and find a future spouse, just watch.
san
most of his photos are of him and his friend (it’s wooyoung. of course it’s wooyoung), and the subtext is so confusing that you can’t tell if they’re looking for a third or are just guys being buds ??? what is happening, and why are you so into it?
the photos that don’t include his friend (boyfriend? seriously, what is going on there?) are all action shots because he needs you to know that he is athletic and built. you do not need to wonder what he looks like naked because he’s not wearing a shirt in any of them.
he’s got the stock photo equivalent of a bio. most uninteresting thing you’ve ever seen, so you do not hit him up.
you should have :( you would’ve loved him.
mingi
i regret to inform you that this man has the most cringeworthy online presence of all time. god, he’s so fuckboi-coded!! and you hate him for it, but you hate yourself even more for being into because you sure are, diva!!!
i feel like the song on his profile is extremely questionable, either because it’s some bizarre, ambient instrumental; by someone that’s been justifiably cancelled and you don’t know whether or not he knows that; or worse, it’s his own.
all of his pictures are group pictures. you cannot tell for the life of you which one of them he is, requiring you to go to the instagram he’s referenced in his bio — which is exactly the point. the instagram links to his soundcloud because it can get worse.
if you actually bite the bullet and respond to his shitty pick-up line, he’s the bbygirl to end all bbygirls. absolute heart of gold. you almost want to smack him for being so bad at marketing himself.
get him a PR person to straighten his shit out; mingi is fired.
wooyoung
this motherfucker has deleted and remade his profile 8,000 times because he needs to “reset his matches” aka has spent every waking moment swiping.
he probably pays for tinder so he can swipe in other locations — not because he’s looking for anyone, but because he wants people to look at him.
you have to wonder who took the photos because they’re sure as shit not selfies but they’re all vaguely chic thirst traps (it was san. of course it was san.)
when it comes to messages, he either communicates exclusively with emojis or gifs, or he only responds to compliments. small talk? NOPE. tell him he’s pretty or get out :’)
if you do wind up linking (because the whole conversation thing is a lost cause), he’s insane. you’ll spend one night with him, never see him again, and you will remember him on your deathbed.
was he a ghost or a fever dream? you’ll never know.
jongho
he’s only here because his friends made him, and he will make that crystal clear. nothing else will be, though. he’s either got an extremely dry sense of humor + is deeply ironic, or he’s genuinely that odd.
all of his photos are identical selfies (expression, location, angle, etc.) and the only difference is the shirt he’s wearing. is…. is that on purpose? is he being funny, or is he seriously that much of a cartoon character? WHO KNOWS.
tbh, he’s the dude that makes a profile, finds an IRL partner immediately, and totally forgets he has a profile because he deleted the app ages ago. this is tragic; he would’ve been just your type.
message him all you want, bestie. it won’t work.
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baepsaesbae · 3 years
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Babysitters Club
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Pairing— Kim Taehyung x reader    
Genre— SMUT, fluff, babysitting au, strangers to lovers au
Warnings— Dom!Taehyung, roleplaying, face fucking, oral sex (m and f), bondage, explicit rough unprotected sex please stay safe irl, squirting, choking, hickies, a surprise cameo from Spring Will Come Again!Jungkook because I have no self control
Word Count— ~7.6k  
Summary— A generic summer job hunt leads you to babysit rowdy (but still cute) kids alongside the most handsome man you’ve ever seen. What shenanigans will you get into with Taehyung by your side?
A/N— HUGE shoutout to the lovely @kimtaehyunq​​ for making this beautiful banner for me! This was literally the Taehyung I had in mind while writing this uwu. This fic is the epitome of self indulgence but I truly hope you guys like it too! Please let me know what you think! My askbox/inbox is always open, don’t be afraid to come chat with me. Love you all, hope you guys are safe <3
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Crumpled up newspapers littered the floor as another ball was apathetically tossed aside. A sigh of defeat escaped your lips as you looked up at the ceiling in desperation.
“Still at it with the job hunt, huh?” your roommate, Hyuna, said when she saw your mess, “I told you to search online. Or try to get a job at a cafe or a boba shop or something.”
“Easy jobs online seem sketchy, and I told you I don’t want to work in the food industry ever again,” you groaned.
“But you’d rather...be a babysitter?” she questioned as she held up an ad, “Wait you could get paid up to $15 an hour? That’s pretty good.”
“I didn’t see that one. Is it an agency or something?”
“Not sure, take a look,” she handed you the paper.
“Oh, it seems like it’s a daycare run out of someone’s house. They’re looking for multiple applicants. You wanna do it with me?! I think it could be fun!” you ask excitedly.
“And spend most of my summer vacation with a bunch of snot nosed brats? I don’t think so. You have fun though!” she blew you a kiss as she walked away.
You whipped your phone out and immediately called the number in the ad. This job was the only one that seemed bearable, and you thought kids were cute for the most part. You’ve had a few babysitting gigs in the past so this shouldn’t be too bad.
“Hello?” a deep voice answered the call.
“Hi, I saw your ad in the paper! I was wondering if there was still a babysitting position open?” you inquired.
“Oh yes! Yeah there’s still a spot open. Um, can you give me a sec?” the man said quickly as you heard wailing kids in the background. After two minutes or so he returned to the phone.
“I’m terribly sorry about that. You don’t have a criminal background or anything right? Gosh, I’m sure this sounds unprofessional but--”
“Nope, I don’t have any charges or anything like that. Should I call back later?” you offered since it seemed like the man was a little preoccupied.
“It’s like this all the time. Why don’t we do a practice run tomorrow? Oh! I mean, whenever you’re available to start. Or technically have an interview? I guess? Hey, don’t put that in your mouth!” the man chastised at someone in the distance.
“I can come in tomorrow!” you said.
“Great! Just use the address in the same ad you got this number from! Oh, and please get here by 9am! See you soon!” the man hung up abruptly.
“That was chaotic…” you said to yourself.
A moment later your phone began to ring. It was from the babysitting guy.
“Hello?” you answered.
“I realized I never got your name! I promise I’m not always this frazzled,” he laughed as rambunctious laughter erupted behind him.
“Oh, I’m ______,” you gave him your first and last name.
“Cool. See you tomorrow Miss ____!” he said before hanging up again.
You were actually excited to babysit. It had been a while since you had done it, and playing with kids was usually fun. Then again, you’ve never had a bad experience with babysitting before. You prayed that this gig would continue the positive trend.
Donning shorts and a simple Mickey Mouse t-shirt, (you figured some kid was bound to like the mousey character) it was time to head off to your potential workplace. The babysitting place was actually fairly close to you, only about a 10 minute drive. It was 8:55am by the time you arrived. A couple of parents walked past your car to drop off their kids. All of the kids seemed to be pretty excited to enter the house, which was definitely a good sign.
You gently knocked on the door at exactly 9am. There was no response as you awkwardly waited for about a minute or so. All you could hear was shrill laughter and thumps that you presumed was the kids running about. You realized there was a doorbell, and sighed at your foolishness.
The door opened seconds after you rang the doorbell. A tall man with dark hair greeted you with a warm smile. You were taken aback by the handsome guy, suddenly questioning whether you were at the right place or not until a child popped up from behind his shoulder and yelled out a loud “Boo!” that caused you to jump.
“Ah, sorry about that! This one is always trying to play pranks,” the man laughed as he playfully jostled the child that was latched onto his back, “You must be ______?”
“That’s me!” you say with a little too much enthusiasm.
“Cool. C’mon in, I’ll introduce you to the kids,” the man led you inside.
The living room was littered with toys, from cars to building blocks to barbies. This place was definitely a kid’s happy place. Four little kids were playing with various things when you walked in. All of the kids there seemed to be between the ages of 4 to 6. At a glance, it seemed like they were all playing house. It took you a few seconds to realize that one of the kids was actually playing by herself; she was just physically close to the other kids.
“Everyone! This is our newest helper! Her name is Miss ____. Let’s all play nicely with her okay?” the man announced.
The kids playing house immediately stopped what they were doing and rushed to you. Two boys began asking you questions in a rapid fire succession, while the little girl merely clung to your leg.
“Those two are Kota and Bel,” the man pointed to the two boys, “The little girl stuck to you like glue is Ava, and the one playing over there is Lucy,” he continued to name each child.
“AND I’M SAM!!” the last boy exclaimed over the man’s shoulder.
“Yes, this troublemaker here is Sam. That’s basically the whole gang! We could get a few more additions as the summer goes on, but these guys are the OG crew. They’re all really sweet kids, once you get to know them. Any questions so far?” your employer asked.
“I don’t think I ever caught your name, sir,” you say politely.
“Oh! No need to call me sir. I think we’re probably around the same age? Not that I’m assuming your age or anything but--”
“He’s my horsey!” Sam interrupted.
“No, he’s the chef!” Kota yelled.
“No, he’s our dad who’s not our dad,” Lucy chimed in.
“My mom told me he was a babysitter?” Bel added, now visibly confused.
“I am all of those things,” the man reassured the children, “But my name is Taehyung. The kids call me Tae or Mr. insert whatever title I have in the game we are playing on that day. Pleasure to meet ya,” Tae extends a hand out to you, “Let’s see how your first day goes.”
The first few hours consisted of a rather intricate game of pretend set up in a fantasy world. You played a princess who was captured by an evil dragon, who was played by Taehyung (you couldn’t help but think about how you wouldn’t mind being his hostage).
The boys were valiant knights on their quest to rescue you. The girls played different creatures that aided the knights as fairies or unicorns or any other things they wanted to be. Most of the game consisted of you and Taehyung sitting together in a corner of the living room. Even though you didn’t have to do anything, it was fun watching the kids play. Their imagination amused you.
“Enjoying yourself, princess?” Taehyung asked as he also watched the children run around.
His deep voice sent chills down your spine. Something about the way the word “princess” rolled off his tongue was so enchanting. You cleared your throat before answering.
“This job has been pretty fun so far, Mr. Evil Dragon,” you smile.
“Hey! I’m not evil, just misunderstood,” he protested.
“Oh no! The dragon is about to eat the princess!” one of the boys cried out.
“What? No, I’m not going to eat her,” Taehyung said defensively.
“You need to pretend to eat the princess so that the knights save her,” Lucy, the quiet one, scuttled over to whisper to the both of you before hurrying back to her spot.
Taehyung turned towards you to appease the kids as they held their breath in anticipation.
“Rawr! I’m going to eat you!” he said in a deep voice.
“Oh no! Somebody save me!” you cried out, playing along.
A few moments passed but none of the kids moved. You both turned your heads towards them in confusion. They stared back at you blankly.
“You need to bite her!” Sam demanded.
“What?” you and Tae said in unison.
“Bite her! Bite her! Bite her!” the boys started to chant.
“But not too hard!” Ava expressed her worry for you, making you smile.
“I…uh…” Taehyung was at a loss for words.
“They’re not gonna stop, are they?” you whispered to him.
He nodded with a sigh as their chanting got louder. You offered him your arm. Kids can be crazy stubborn over silly things. Besides, you’ve done worse for less (college is crazy).
Taehyung shot you an “are you sure about this?” look, to which you just nodded. Once he got the okay, Taehyung grabbed your arm and pulled you harshly, causing your face to be a mere inches away from his.
“Fools! You think you can save the princess? I will devour her before your very eyes!” Taehyung declared with an even deeper voice. He opened his mouth menacingly, as if to show off his fangs. Then, he proceeded to bite your bicep. To be honest, he was being so forceful that you thought he was going to bite you for real, causing you to involuntarily close your eyes.
Instead, he gingerly placed his teeth on your skin so lightly that you could barely feel anything. You opened your eyes to see Taehyung grinning at you with your arm in his mouth.
“Aaaaggghhh GET HIM!!” Sam yelled, leading the other boys straight into Taehyung.
Taehyung quickly let go of you before he rolled out onto the floor. The boys began to pummel Taehyung with their foam swords and pretend bows and arrows. The girls came to your aid to help you escape during the battle.
The little boys triumphantly stood over their defeated babysitter who pretended to be passed out on the floor. You applauded their victory as the girls sat by your side.
“Okay! Good game, it’s almost lunchtime,” Taehyung announced as he quickly popped back up.
“Chef Tae makes the best mac and cheese!” Ava informed you excitedly.
“I wanted dino nuggies!” Sam puffed out his cheeks in disappointment.
“Sam, you know it’s Ava’s day to pick out lunch. It’ll be your turn tomorrow okay? I promise! You guys can stay here and play with Miss ____ till food is ready,” Tae called out as he walked to the kitchen. Lucy silently followed Tae.
“Lucy likes to help out in the kitchen a lot. She sets the table,” Ava explained when she saw you watching Lucy.
“You’re good at being a princess!” Kota butted in as he ran to hug your leg.
“I like your shirt! I like Mickey Mouse too. I saw him in DisneyWorld last year,” Bel said as he clung to your other leg.
The kids took turns holding onto your legs as you tried to walk around. Apparently the thought of making you tumble over was an exciting one, and that kept the kids busy until Taehyung called for everyone.
Five little bowls of mac and cheese were set up on the dining table. The kids took their seats as Taehyung handed out juice boxes. He positioned himself by your side as the little ones began to chow down.
“I normally just eat the rest out of the pot, but since you’re here I can get you a bowl. Sorry about biting you earlier, the kids really like it when I get serious about my roles,” Taehyung chuckled as he scooped out your portion.
“It’s no problem, you’re a great actor. Thank you,” you say politely as he handed you a bowl.
Lunch was spent making small talk with Taehyung. He was a newly graduated college student trying to make extra money before starting a real job hunt.Taehyung had been running this makeshift daycare since he was a senior in highschool.
“Summers are always fun with them,” Taehyung said while smiling fondly at the kids, “How has it been so far?” he asked.
“I’ve been having a good time. The kids are all really sweet! They have so much energy,” you answer.
“They do indeed, which is why playtime is so important in the morning! It makes what comes next easier,” he winked at you before collecting the empty bowls, “Okay kiddos! Who’s ready for nap time?”
Lucy quietly raised her hand while the boys groaned. You figured it would be hard to get those active boys to settle down, let alone to take a nap. You helped Taehyung set up blankets and pillows in the game room. The kids made a beeline to their designated blankets without a fuss.
“Do you sing, Miss _____?” Taehyung asked out of the blue.
“Um, not really?” you say hesitantly.
“Ah, I see. No worries. Everybody ready?” he said.
“Yes!” all the kids replied.
“Alrighty. Do you have any song requests, Miss ____?”
You thought about which songs would make for a decent lullaby, “Do you know Adore You by Harry Styles?”
“I’ll have to look up the lyrics but yeah I like that song! I like his whole album actually,” Taehyung nodded as he pulled out his phone and took a deep breath, “Walk in your rainbow paradise~”
You were shocked by his vocal talent. His voice control was superb and the quality of his voice was downright euphoric. Even though Taehyung’s voice is deeper than Harry Styles’, his range was incredible. He was still able to go as high as Harry without any trouble. All the kids had fallen sound asleep by the time he finished the song.
“This is when I typically have about an hour of free time,” he said after quietly leading you back into the kitchen.
“You have such a beautiful voice! Do you sing to them every day?” you praised him.
“Thanks! Yeah, I sing to them every day. They used to get duets actually,” Taehyung sighed.
“Did you have another coworker before?” you asked.
“Yep. My best friend actually. He’s my roommate too, but he landed an internship this summer so he couldn’t be here. I’m very proud of him! But usually this is a job for two people so I decided to put that ad out. I’m happy you came out! The kids seem to like you,” Taehyung gave you a thumbs up.
“I hope so! Lucy might be scared of me though,” you recalled the way she mostly avoided you all morning.
“Nah, she’s just really shy. She told me that she thought you were really pretty though, so that’s a good sign!” he tried to reassure you.
“I guess it must be true then. Kids are brutally honest,” you smiled.
“She definitely wasn’t lying,” Taehyung smiled back at you.
You had to look away awkwardly to hide your blushed cheeks. There’s no way you could handle a direct smile from this guy. How was it possible for someone to be that handsome without even trying?!
“So what happens after naptime?” you quickly asked to change the subject.
“Basically more playing until their parents come. It honestly just depends on what the kids wanna do. We can play inside, in the backyard, and sometimes we go to the park,” Taehyung answered with an amused smile, “Let’s use this free time to conduct a more formal interview, shall we?”
Taehyung then asked you a series of questions about your summer schedule, if you’re willing to work every day of the week, how you feel about the kids, along with other things. You answered truthfully and kept up a professional demeanor. Taehyung seemed to be satisfied with your answers and leaned back in his chair.
“That all works for me! The people who really need to approve of you are the parents. I’ll introduce you to them later this afternoon. I’m sure they’ll all be fine once I vouch for you,” he nodded.
Soft giggles caught your attention. Taehyung signaled that break time was now over and led the way back to the living room. Kota and Bel were wrestling each other while the others threw pillows at them.  
“Did everyone have a good nap?” Taehyung sing songed.
“Yes!” they replied.
“Can we play house now?” Ava asked.
“Yeah! Miss ____ can be the mommy now!” Sam bounced up in excitement, “Our last mommy used to be a boy.”
“Jimin was a great mommy and I’m sure he misses you all dearly. Jimin is my roommate/best friend/ex-cobabysitter,” Taehyung explained.
The game of house was more hands on from your end. The kids demanded you to carry them and read them stories like a real mommy would. It was mainly the girls who wanted to play with you, while the boys took turns wrestling with Tae or riding on his back. You were braiding Lucy’s hair when the doorbell rang.
“Kota! Your mom is here!” Taehyung called from the front.
All the kids trickled out one by one as their parents arrived. Taehyung introduced you to each parent; their reactions were all positive, especially when their kids raved about you being the new Jimin.
“If she’s anything like Jimin, then I have nothing to worry about. I trust your judgement, Taehyung,” one of the sterner looking parents said (Sam’s father to be exact).
“Congrats! You got the job,” Taehyung congratulated you once all of the children were picked up, “We get paid on Fridays. I’ll basically just split what we earn 50/50, cool?”
“That’s fine by me! I’m looking forward to working with you,” you bow graciously.
“Ah! No need to be so formal. We’re partners now! I’m not your boss or anything,” Taehyung gave you a friendly pat on the shoulder, “See you tomorrow!”
Summer was about to get rather eventful. All of the children warmed up to you surprisngly quickly, even timid Lucy (who had arguably grown the most fond of you). As the days went on, you couldn’t help but admire Taehyung’s kindness and patience when it came to the kids. From firm to understanding, he was everything a caregiver should be. He handled spats between kids with ease, often by making them forgive each other then laugh at some silly joke of his.
One afternoon, the kids voted to watch a Disney movie. All seven of you curled up on the couch together with you and Taehyung in the middle. Lucy sat in your lap while Bel sat in Taehyung’s. Halfway through the movie, Taehyung fell asleep. The kids didn’t notice since they were so engrossed in the movie. You however, DID notice. Mostly because he rolled his sleepy head onto your shoulder.
Your heartbeat quickened as you slowly turned to take a peek at the handsome man sleeping beside you. He looked angelic, and you realized that he smelled pleasant too. He had a sweet scent that was uncharacteristic for a young man. You took a deep breath and pretended not to notice him. He didn’t wake up until the doorbell rang near the end of the movie.
He seemed to be confused and perhaps even slightly flustered when he lifted his head from your shoulder, but quickly shrugged it off to go answer the door. The incident (and the drool on your shoulder) was never mentioned.
It had been a month since you started babysitting with Taehyung, and it honestly had been a lot more fun than you expected. The kids are wonderful silly little beings and Taehyung is...well...Taehyung.
You were cleaning up the living room on a late Friday afternoon after all the kids had been picked up. Taehyung was somewhere splitting up the week’s paycheck. Once all the toys were back in their respective bins, it was time to gather your stuff and go.
“Great work this week,” Taehyung commended as he handed you your cut.
“Thanks! Same to you as always. I’ll see you on Monday,” you wave as you open the front door.
“Actually um--” Taehyung cleared his throat.
“Yes?” you whipped around with almost too much eagerness.
“My friend is part of an art gallery showing tomorrow night and I was wondering if you’d like to go with me? I heard there will be drinks and finger foods…” Taehyung trailed off, presumably due to imagining what kind of snacks will be served.
“I’d love to! I’m not an expert on art or anything, but it sounds cool,” you smile.
“No worries, I’m no expert either. I’m just a guy who appreciates neat expressions of creativity,” he nodded humbly, “I can pick you up at your place, if you’d like.”
“Sure, I’ll text you my address. Oh uh, what’s the dress code like? I don’t really attend these things,” you ask shyly.
“I’d say a step down from formal? Like no t-shirts or jeans. Pretend like you’re going on a date to some restaurant that isn’t a michelin star but is still classier than Olive Garden,” Taehyung tried to explain.
“I’ll do my best,” you smile at his peculiar way of describing the appropriate attire.
A smile never left your face as you drove home. A chance to hangout with Taehyung one on one without any kids around? All of his attention will be on you? Yes please. You love the kids and all, but you finally have a real chance to get closer to Taehyung. To be honest, you might have the teensiest little crush on him, but who could blame you?
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The next day was spent preparing for your night out with Taehyung. It probably wasn’t a date (90% sure it’s not), but you wanted to look irresistible anyway. You put on a purple dress with flowy sleeves that made you feel like a princess. It was on the dressier side, but being slightly overdressed never hurt anyone.
You usually only had time to slap on mascara and a lip tint in the mornings before babysitting, but now you had abundant time to play around with your makeup. You settled for a soft yet glamorous look with shimmery eyeshadow and eyeliner. Sparkly lip gloss tied the whole look together and made your lips look tempting (or so you hoped). You decided to leave your hair alone since you were having a miraculously good hair day.
“Wow are you sure this isn’t a date?” Hyuna whistled when she walked into your room.
“It’s not! This is just the first time Taehyung will see me actually trying to look good,” you say defensively.
“You’re cute even in ratty t-shirts, but I get what you mean. Have fun tonight!” your roommate gave you a tight hug.
A strong knock on your front door indicated Taehyung’s arrival. Hyuna tagged along as you went to answer the door; she wanted to see the guy you’ve been gushing over for the past month for herself.
Your mouth hung open in shock for a split second when you opened the door. Taehyung also dressed up. He was wearing a bright sunflower shirt paired with a black blazer that perfectly combined fun with sophistication. He wore a red silky bandana looking belt for an added pop of color with his black pants.
“Hey Taehyung!” you greet him happily.
“Good evening, Miss ____. You look spectacular!” he complimented you immediately.
“So do you! It’s funny seeing you not in a t-shirt, though I’m sure you’re thinking the same thing,” you say.
“You’re charming even in your graphic tees, but this is a nice change of pace too,” Taehyung agreed.
“Hi! I’m Hyuna, ____’s roommate,” Hyuna butted in to shake his hand.
“Hi, I’m Taehyung, ____’s babysitting partner,” he introduced himself.
“We should get going,” you say politely before Hyuna could start to get chatty.
Hyuna mouthed an exaggerated “oh my god” coupled with a double thumbs up as you waved goodbye after Taehyung was already out the door. You playfully rolled your eyes but blew her a kiss anyway.
“I didn’t realize you lived so close to me,” Taehyung said as he pulled away from the curb.
“Yeah, it made the job even more appealing,” you nodded.
“I really am glad that you applied,” Taehyung said softly, as if to himself.
“Sorry, what was that?” you couldn’t hear him properly.
“Nothing! I said I’m glad you agreed to accompany me tonight!” Taehyung quickly stated.
“Thanks for inviting me out! I’m actually pretty excited,” you admitted.
The gallery was somewhere in the swanky part of downtown. You gazed out of the window at all of the high end stores Taehyung drove by. Everyone walking around the stores looked like supermodels, which was actually pretty intimidating. What if the people at the gallery looked like that too?
“We’re here!” Taehyung announced, interrupting your thoughts.
There was a decent amount of people wandering around the venue when you both entered. It was basically one big dimly lit room with spotlights on pieces scattered around on the walls plus some sculptures in the middle. Thankfully, the patrons already inside looked like normal people, most of them probably students like you.
“Taehyung!” someone called from the side of the room.
You both made your way towards the voice, only to find a man who was just as handsome as Taehyung greeting you with a bunny like smile. He had long hair that almost covered up his assorted dangly earrings. He definitely had art student vibes mixed with a dash of bad boy. The boys greeted each other with a ferocious hug, indicating that they’re probably good friends.
“Oh! What’s up, I’m Jungkook,” the boy shook your hand once he noticed you.
“She’s my babysitting partner this summer,” Taehyung said proudly.
“She’s replacing Jimin huh?” Jungkook laughed, “Taehyung and Jimin are like my brothers. We were all pretty close in college and are batchmates, even though I’m younger than them,” he stuck his tongue out at Taehyung.
“Yeah yeah okay whatever. Skipping grades in elementary school and bringing in a ton of transfer credits will help you do that I guess,” Taehyung shook his head even though he was still smiling.
“Are these your pictures?” you asked Jungkook, motioning to the mounted pictures behind him.
“Yeah! I took most of these in Madrid, I’ve been working abroad for my dream company,” Jungkook answered you proudly.
“Who’s this?” Taehyung pointed to a picture of a girl laughing by a giant tree.
“Yeah, she’s gorgeous!” you added.
“She’s um...a good friend. She was the perfect model,” Jungook said with a faraway look in his eyes that told you there was more to the story.
“Tell me more about her on our next phone call. Tonight is for celebrating you!” Taehyung picked up on Jungkook’s sudden change of tone.
You enjoyed listening to their old college stories as the boys reminisced about their past together. Jungkook relished telling you all of Taehyung’s embarrassing moments at various parties. Taehyung returned the favor by recalling Jungkook’s past run-ins with women. Despite his natural charm and god like looks, apparently Jungkook gets really nervous around girls.
You and Taehyung were on your own once Jungkook was flagged down by an older patron interested in purchasing some of his work. Taehyung stayed close to your side as you explored the rest of the gallery. Each artist was so incredibly talented as their pictures told  stories with just a single frame.
“____ look! They have those fancy charcuterie boards!” Taehyung grabbed your hand and excitedly dragged you over to the snack table. You couldn’t help but smile at his childlike elation.
“I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’ve been getting tired of being force fed fruit snacks every day,” you laughed as you ate the assorted appetizers.
“I completely understand. Unfortunately, the kids are too sweet when they want to share. I don’t have it in me to turn them down,” Taehyung agreed.
Once the food was eaten, you resumed walking through the gallery. It was fun making up stories to go with each picture. Taehyung seemed to gravitate towards adding a romantic twist to each story, while you opted for a bit of mystery. At the end of the event, Taehyung met up with Jungkook once more to say his goodbyes.
“Thanks again for coming with me, I had fun! I hope you enjoyed yourself,” Taehyung said as he drove you back.
“It was really neat! I liked hanging out with you outside of work,” you nodded.
“Would you say it was a successful date then?” Taehyung raised an eyebrow with curiosity. Your heart skipped a beat as your eyes widened with surprise.
“Was...was this a date?” you asked quietly.
“Did you want it to be?” Taehyung teased.
“I wouldn’t have gotten so dressed up otherwise,” you said defensively, taken aback by his sudden cheekiness.
“I realized I should’ve clarified that after you had already left. My bad,” Taehyung shot you a boxy grin, “But then I figured maybe you would be more relaxed if I didn’t mention it.”
“That’s odd logic, but I guess it worked,” you admitted begrudgingly.
Taehyung walked you back up to your house. He sweetly kissed your cheek and bid you goodnight, leaving you frozen in place.
“S-see you on Monday!” was all you were able to stammer out, to which Taehyung just smiled and waved back.
Hyuna happily freaked out with you once you were back inside. She was watching you from the moment Taehyung pulled back up. She shrieked with excitement once you told her that Taehyung confirmed that it was a date. Hyuna didn’t let up with grilling questions about how your night went. She even asked if the Jungkook guy you met was single, to which you truthfully answered that you didn’t know.
“Besides, he told me himself that he’s scared of girls. You’re scary enough as is,” you teased her.
“Oh shut up. So is Taehyung like, your boyfriend now?” Hyuna asked the million dollar question.
“I don’t think so. I think it was just a date, but that’s a good start!” you declared optimistically.
Babysitting on Monday went on like normal. Taehyung didn’t act any differently, which was both concerning and relieving. You were in the backyard pretending to eat whatever dirt concoction the little kids were serving you.
“This one is for you,” Lucy quietly offered Taehyung a clump of dirt sprinkled with blades of grass, topped with a dandelion.
“Oh, how pretty! What is it?” Taehyung played along.
“It’s a love potion. The next person you hug will fall in love with you,” Lucy smiled.
A smirk crept on Taehyung’s face as he pretended to eat Lucy’s love potion. He made a satisfied “Ahh” sound that made Lucy giggle.
“Tae has to hug me now! He loves me the most!” Sam yelled as he ran over to latch onto Taehyung.
“No, Tae loves me!” Bel argued as he pulled on Taehyung’s shirt.
“That’s not how it works!” Lucy huffed as she yelled at the boys.
You watched with delight as the little kids chased Taehyung around the backyard, demanding that he has to hug them. It was easy for him to juke them out as they constantly ran back and forth. You were content with just watching them until Taehyung began to make a beeline for you.
“Oh no no no,” you cried as you got up to run.
Taehyung (and the kids) chased you around for a little bit. The backyard was on the smaller side, so there wasn’t much space to evade all of them coming for you at once. To make matters worse, Taehyung actually started to try and catch you. His speed was no joke; he was much more agile than you gave him credit for.
With one pounce, Taehyung tackled you to the ground. Somehow he managed to whip himself around while you were falling, so you ended up falling on him. Now wrapped up in his arms, Taehyung smiled up at you with a shit eating grin.
“I guess you have to fall in love with me now,” he smirked.
“You wish,” you laughed as you pulled yourself up.
“Aw now he loves Miss _____,” Sam pouted.
“No, now Miss ____ has to fall in love with Tae,” Ava corrected him.
“That’s dumb,” Kota shook his head.
“Tae! Kota said a bad word!” Bel immediately tattled.
“Kota, remember what I said about bad words. No one wants to play with someone who says mean things,” Taehyung chided him.
“Sorry,” Kota mumbled.
“Let’s play go play inside. Who wants juice?” Taehyung patted Kota’s head.
The kids followed Taehyung inside like little ducklings. You loved that sight, you always thought it was the cutest thing. The rest of the day went by without a hitch.
The topic of favorite movies came up during lunchtime the next day.
“I like Frozen 2,” Ava stated, and Lucy nodded furiously in agreement.
“Detective Pikachu was better. Pikachu is funny,” Sam interjected. The other little boys then began to argue about which pokemon was better/stronger.
“I’m not really a big movie watcher,” Taehyung confessed as he took a bite of a dino chicken nugget.
“Have you at least seen the classics? Harry Potter? Lord of the Rings? Star Wars?” you listed with concern.
“I’ve seen Harry Potter and Star Wars. I think I saw the Lord of the Rings? I can’t really remember. I know I wanted to watch the newer Lord of the Rings movies,” he chuckled at your growing disbelief.
“Newer Lord of the Rings? You mean the Hobbit series?” you were disgruntled.
“Yeah those. I didn’t realize you were a nerd,” he nudged you.
“What of it? All of those are great movies. I have copies of the Hobbit series if you ever wanted to watch them,” you offered.
“Do you wanna watch them with me?” he perked up.
“Sure, I love them! You wanna do a marathon? It’ll take up a full day though,” you warned.
“I’m down. Are you free this Sunday?”
“I believe so.”
“Great! I’m excited to see you geek out over hobbits. Okay kids, naptime!”
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You drove up to Taehyung’s place Sunday morning, you weren’t kidding when you said it would take all day. Taehyung said to dress comfortably so you showed up in your sweatpants and oversized college tee. He answered the door wearing gray sweatpants and his favorite CELINE shirt. His dark fluffy hair fell over his forehead and was almost long enough to cover his eyes.
“Good morning! I hope you’re hungry. I made some waffles to eat while we watch the first movie,” he greeted you.
His humble abode smelled heavenly as the scent of dough tinged with a hint of cinnamon wafted through the air. The soft belgian waffles were delicious as they practically melted in your mouth. Taehyung asked a ton of questions with nearly every scene, but you didn’t mind. You were happy to flex your knowledge of Tolkien lore.
Hours later, you found yourself cuddled up with Taehyung as the final credits of the Battle of Five Armies began to roll. Taehyung was still trying to process everything that happened as he asked you clarifying questions about each character.
“Well crap, now I’m sad,” he pouted.
“Yeah, the ending is kind of a downer, but that’s what makes it so good! The Lord of the Rings has a happy ending if that makes you feel better,” you look up at him from his chest.
“You look cute like that,” he observed.
“Like what? Tiny from your angle?” you tilted your head.
“I guess so? Tiny, maybe submissive,” Taehyung’s voice lowered with his suggestion.
“Submissive? Is that how you see me?” you sit back up completely with defiance.
“Not at all. You’re pretty feisty, which is why making you be submissive is even more alluring,” he raised his eyebrow in a suggestive manner.
“Do you want me to be a damsel in distress for you? Not happening,” you smirked.
“Pretty princesses are good for one thing,” Taehyung hopped off the couch.
Before you could say anything, he promptly grabbed you and swung you over his shoulder. You were too shocked by his boldness and physical abilities to retaliate.
“They’re perfect for kidnapping!” he let out a dramatic evil laugh as he carried you off to his bedroom.
Once there, he roughly threw you on the bed. You couldn’t help but look around curiously since this was the first time you’ve ever seen his room. It was surprisingly neat; his bed was made and there were no messy clothing piles in sight.
“Are you an evil dragon then? Capturing princesses and such?” you teased.
“Evil dragon, dashing captor, I can be anything you want me to be. Just please not an orc,” he let out a chuckle before getting back into character, “Just know that you’re trapped here with me. No one is going to rescue you.”
“Oh no! What a terrible situation to be in! What on Earth is this extremely handsome dragon going to do with a poor defenseless princess like me?” you taunted.
“Ok this is all very hot but before we go any further, are you okay with this?” Taehyung asked sincerely.
“I can’t think of anything that I’ve wanted more,” you nodded.
“Perfect. Safe word is red,” he winked at you, “Now strip for me, princess.”
“And if I don’t?” you challenged.
Taehyung grabbed a fistful of hair on the back of your head and forcefully brought you up to his face, “I suggest not making me angry,” he sneered.
You didn’t think you were one for being manhandled, but god damn that was hot. There was already a tingle between your legs and he hadn’t even really touched you yet. You complied with his request, and quickly tore off your shirt and pants. Though you weren’t wearing any fancy lingerie, you were wearing a gray bra and gray panties that could pass off as matching.
“Mmm what a pretty treasure. It would be a shame to let it gounappreciated,” Taehyung stretched out that last word as he gently ran his fingers from your torso up to your neck before firmly grasping it.
Taehyung straddled you as his long fingers were wrapped around your neck. Slowly, he leaned down to kiss you. Though apprehensive at first, he gradually got more bold with it. His tongue dipped into your mouth the instant your lips parted. His other hand crept under your bra to fondle your breast.
“You take your clothes off too,” you said as soon as the kiss broke.
“You don’t get to make any demands, silly princess,” Taehyung shook his head.
You pouted and reached out to tug at his pants anyway. Big mistake. Taehyung slapped your hand away and slammed you back onto the bed.
“You don’t listen, huh? I’ll have to do something about that. Stay still or else you’ll make things worse for yourself,” he ordered.
You reluctantly obeyed, partly because you were curious about what he was going to do, and partly because you were actually intimidated by him. He returned back to the bed a few seconds later, but with a familiar silky red belt in hand.
“Give me your hands. Good girl,” he smiled deviously as he bound them together, “Remember the safe word is red, okay?” he gently reminded you.
He looked down at you with a satisfied grin as he began to take off his sweatpants. He had an obvious bulge in his underwear that outlined his massive dick. You were further entranced by his physique when he took off his shirt. He wasn’t ripped, but he was still fit, as you could plainly see when his chest was finally revealed.
“Open wide, princess,” he demanded.
You opened your mouth, and even flattened your tongue out a little bit for him. He pulled his cock out of his underwear, finally exposing his full length. You doubted you could fit even half of him in your mouth, but at this point it wasn’t up to you.
Taehyung lowered himself down to you, and teasingly tapped the tip of his cock on your tongue. He slowly eased himself into your mouth, forcing you to open your mouth even wider to account for his girth. He made his way back out once you gagged. He grabbed your head to hold you steady as he fucked your mouth once more. He got closer and closer to the back of your throat until he finally hit it. All you could focus on was breathing as tears welled up in your eyes. Taehyung thrusted a couple more times before he pulled out completely.
“Good girl indeed. Well done, princess,” he softly stroked your chin before wiping your tears away. All you could do was smile meekly back at him.
“Don’t worry, it’s time for your reward,” Taehyung smiled down at you as his hand slipped under your panties, “Oh you’re so wet. I can’t wait to taste you.”
He positioned himself between your thighs after he tore off your panties. His thumb fiddled with your clit, causing you to squirm. He placed a strong grip on your thigh to hold you down as he circled your clit faster. Your helpless whimpers were music to Taehyung’s ears.
Without warning, he easily stuck two fingers into you. He didn’t even let you adjust as he rapidly fingered you, his fingers curving to graze your g-spot with every stroke. His tongue swirled around your clit, adding even more toe curling sensations.
Him adding a third finger was the catalyst for the strongest orgasm you’ve ever had in your life. There wasn’t even a build up, everything just hit you at once. Suddenly you were crying out even louder as you violently came. Did it occur to you that you were squirting all over Taehyung and his bed? No. Were you doing exactly that? Absolutely.
“Delicious,” Taehyung said as he licked his lips, “Look at the fucking mess you made.”
“I-i’m sorry,” you managed to stutter, you were still recovering from your orgasm.
“It’s only fair that it’s my turn to make a mess now. Do I need to get a condom, princess?” he cooed.
You weakly shook your head. You needed to feel all of him, right now. Taehyung chuckled at your neediness as he aligned himself with your pussy. He slowly inserted his entire length into you until the base of his cock touched your soaked pussy. You moaned together as he stayed still for a second. You looked up to see Taehyung’s face lit up with pure bliss.
“You’re still so fucking wet,” he growled as he began to mercilessly buck his hips into you.
You moaned with every thrust as Taehyung shook the entire bed. Taehyung placed both of your legs on his shoulders, allowing him to hit you even deeper from this new angle. He leaned over to plant his lips on your neck as he fucked you. What started as a gentle peck took a violent turn as he harshly sucked on your neck. He left dark spots wherever his lips touched, and soon you were covered in dark blooms.
“Do you want me to soil your back or your chest?” he asked in a guttural tone.
“Back?” you answer dubiously.
You were immediately flipped over. You were laying flat on your chest waiting for him to prop up your ass, but he never did. Instead, he simply spread your legs wider and fucked you flat against the bed. Taehyung grabbed your ass and spread your cheeks to get a better view of your sopping pussy. You could feel another orgasm brewing as he fucked even deeper into you, and his cock was continuously dragging against your g-spot.
“Taehyung, I--”
“I know, princess. Let it all out. I want to feel you come on my dick,” he demanded.
A few more strong strokes was all it took for you to go limp under him as your orgasm took over. Seconds after you hit your high, Taehyung pulled out and came all over your back.
Once you were all cleaned up, Taehyung untied you and kissed your forehead.
“How was it, princess?” he asked as he stroked your hair.
“I’ve never been fucked by a beast before, but now I don’t want anything else,” you admitted before kissing his neck.
“Good. I was worried about going overboard. As I told you before, I really like getting into character,” he laughed.
“I’ve never been into roleplay but I’m willing to change for you. Oh shit, it’s late already,” you noticed the time on his alarm clock.
“Just stay the night. I don’t think the kids will care if you’re wearing sweatpants or not. I can lend you a turtleneck to cover up those hickies though,” Taehyung yawned.
“Are you sure?” you questioned.
“Yeah, I don’t mind. Be warned, I’m a cuddler,” he pulled you closer to him.
“I guess I can sleep in a little later then,” you reasoned.
“Perfect. Goodnight, princess,” he quickly kissed your lips.
“You’re sleeping like that?”
“Like what?”
“Butt naked?”
“I can put clothes on if it makes you uncomfortable. I just figured it would make things easier for tomorrow morning,” he said sleepily.
“Tomorrow morning?” that got your attention.
“You’ll see! Be patient, princess. Night night.”
Never in a million years would you have guessed that applying for a babysitting job would result in this, but you weren’t complaining.
Published April 17, 2021. No editing, copying, translating, or reposting allowed. All Rights Reserved © 2021 Baepsaesbae.
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thedreamerfae · 3 years
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40 please uwu
BEE FAIRY SONIC BEE FAIRY SONIC BEE FAIRY SONIC-
Okay, this is one of my favorite AUs btw
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LIKE HE BRINGS ME SO MUCH JOY!!!
Okay so, Sonic is a worker fairy in the city of Acorn, which is a fairy sanctuary kingdom. But, Sonic is known to be such a god damn trouble maker. Like, he’s very close to having his fairy dust taken away, his wings torn off, and thrown out for exile just to die. Clearly, Sonic doesn’t want that. And he’s been let off the hook so many times by: Princess Sally, his best friend. Knuckles, a guard he‘s close to. And Tails, his best little brother. The king has had enough of his shenanigan. But when he’s caught by a mobian named Shadow one day, he uses his magic to shrink him down to his level. And he tries to cover Shadow up as a fairy whose lost his wings in war. Now, Sonic has to protect Shadow and himself, or else it will not end well.
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sliggoons · 4 years
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Raihan, hm? How about a Drabble of Raihan and a crush that has an altaria that mega evolves??? And he's like, j e a l o u s
Yesss FINALLY my time to write for raihan has come!! Also, to be honest, I haven’t finished any of the games or watched the show that actually HAS mega evolution in it (YET) so I did a teensy bit of research and hopefully I’m getting all this right lmao
(also I just wanna say that this was the perfect request UwU so thank you! Specific enough that I had something to go off of, but it left plenty of room for creativity, it was so fun to write!)
???? And I can’t remember if the actual battle against Raihan is in the Vault?? Or just the gym mission thingy? Forgive me 
Mega Crush, Raihan x Reader
    Raihan was confused from the moment you set foot into his gym. Well, long before that actually. There had been talk amongst all the gym leaders that there was a particularly strong challenger battling their way through the league. Milo had confirmed this, adding in the details that you were from a far away region and you were older than the typical preteen gym challengers. Nessa learned that you didn’t Dynamax your pokemon, which Piers was over the moon about, he couldn’t wait for your battle. And Kabu had told Raihan about your beautiful, strong Altaria. 
    As soon as he heard that, Raihan was weak in the knees. He could not WAIT to battle you. He had never seen an Altaria in person. So soon after your victory against Kabu, Raihan spent his free time loitering around Hammerlocke, hoping to find you as you passed through on your way to Stow-On-Side. Just to his luck, he did just that. He had watched recordings of your battles with the previous gym leaders after they told him about your Altaria. And he had watched you blow through the battles with ease. You didn’t even need to use your dragon type pokemon in the first two battles. Through this, Raihan was able to recognize you as you cleared the long staircase leading into his city. He followed after you, conveniently ‘bumping into you’ as you were headed into the pokemon center. 
    “Hey, you’re Y/N?, right?” the gym leader asked, grabbing your attention from the mid-day bustle of the city. 
    “Hm?” You turned to look at who had called your name. It couldn’t possibly have been Raihan. You weren’t from Galar, so you didn’t know him as well as the other gym challengers, but you could definitely put name to face, and you knew the status and fame he held in the region. 
    “I’m Raihan!” He greeted, sticking out his hand for you to shake and flashing you an award winning smile. 
    “Uh, yeah. I know. I’m surprised you know who I am?” You said curiously. He had to admit, Raihan’s heart sank a little when he found out you knew who he was. He was hoping he could just meet someone who would get to know him as Raihan, not The Great Raihan, or Gym Leader Raihan, or Dragon Tamer Raihan. Don’t be mistaken, Raihan loved the fame, and adored his fan base, but it’d be nice for someone, especially if they were as cute as you, to have no previous opinion of him. 
    “I saw your match with Kabu! That Altaria is sick!” Raihan’s heart skipped a beat as he saw your face light up. “You know, all the gym leaders are saying you’re the trainer to watch out for. Might even light a fire up under Leon one of these days.” 
    “Oh, for real? Well, I’m flattered then,” you could feel your face flushing red. “I gotta get some of my pokemon into the center, though. You coming?” 
    “Oh, yeah, that’s where I was headed. The whole reason I ran into you,” Raihan laughed, nervously, it starting to dawn on him that this whole situation might come off as slightly… creepy. He was just doing his duty as a gym leader right? Keeping up with all the strong challengers who have a chance at the championship. You walked up to the counter, handing over your pokeballs to Nurse Joy for treatment. 
    “Can I buy you something to drink while we’re here?” Raihan asked you, following you over to a small table and set of chairs. “Maybe some fresh water or lemonade? I take it you just got in from training hard in the Wild Area?”
    “You don’t have to do that. But yeah, it’s a good place to train up! There’s nothing like it back home. Weren’t you here to heal your pokemon too?”
    “Oh! You’re right. I’ll just go, uh, do that then.” That was a big, fat lie. Raihan’s pokemon were perfectly fine and he knew it. In fact he had only left the house with his Duraludon. But Raihan was in too deep now. So he awkwardly shuffled over to the counter, greeting Nurse Joy and handing over his sole pokeball. 
    He stopped by the cafe to get two lemonades before plopping down opposite of you. Within seconds, Nurse Joy came back over with a tray, delivering your healed pokemon to you. She handed Raihan his one pokeball, a confused look on her face.
    “Raihan, your Duraludon was just fine, there was no need for it to be healed.”
    His face turned red, he looked over at you, a questioning look on your face along with a slight smirk. “Oh, uh, really?” He chuckled. “My mistake!” He gave Nurse Joy an innocent smile, awkwardly rubbing the back of his neck. When Nurse Joy left, he turned back to you. 
    “What’s that all about? Everything okay, Raihan?” You sipped your lemonade, watching him from over the top of your glass. 
    “Yeah, it’s nothing. I’m just really looking forward to our battle!” Except nothing was okay. Raihan had just made a complete and utter fool out of himself, and the way you said his name might just send him into cardiac arrest. He wished Nurse Joy would have just played along. 
    “Oh.” It seems like he took you by surprise. “I’m looking forward to it too. I’m sure you’ll be quite the match.”
    “I’m sure I will be, princess,” Raihan smirked, his confidence slowly coming back.
    The next time you saw Raihan it was at Stow-On-Side Gym. You weren’t even sure it was him. You caught one quick glimpse of a very, very tall man in the commentator’s booth during your battle. Of course, you were secretly hoping it was him, coming to watch your battles. But your logical side knew he was busy, and besides, would he really be that interested anyway?
    You flew through the Stow-On-Side Gym with ease, passed Opal’s tests with flying colors, Circhester started to slow you down a bit, until finally you reached Spikemuth. You had heard Piers didn’t Dynamax his pokemon. You were a bit disappointed, actually. You respected his traditional ways, of course, but you were hoping for an opponent whose strength called for the trick you had been hiding in your sleeve all this time. Your Altaria’s Mega Evolution. 
    You were confident you saw Raihan’s signature hoodie and bright orange headband sticking out of the crowd in Spikemuth like a sore thumb. Was he really coming to watch you battle?
So when you found yourself walking into the Hammerlocke City Gym, Raihan was eager to get to know more about you. What better way to do that than through the long anticipated battle? The media had picked up on you too, anxiously awaiting for the day you faced off against Raihan. As one of the few remaining challengers, you’d be surprised if all of Galar wasn’t familiar with your name by now. 
Raihan’s team was no laughing matter. He had managed to get you down to only one pokemon, your Altaria. But luckily you had done the same and you were facing off against his Duraludon. The gym leader certainly knew how to manipulate the weather, and his unique double battle style had helped him gain the advantage. 
You smirked, knowing you had finally found what you wanted. Mega Evolving your Altaria took a lot of effort, and wore it out, just like Dynamaxing, so you saved it for when it really counted. You had seen Raihan eyeing the Mega Bracelet that hung on your wrist, and you wondered if he recognized it. He had to, right? He was a gym leader after all, but then again the entire Galar region was hyper fixated on the Dynamax phenomenon. 
You watched as Raihan called his Duraludon back, preparing to Gigantamax it. You knew this would be a tough match up. Your Altaria transforms into a dragon and fairy type during mega evolution, so Raihan’s dragon type moves would do nothing. Mega Altaria would be weak to steel type moves, however. You had spent extra time training your Altaria’s speed. You knew that in order to win this match, you’d have to be able to dodge some powerful blows. 
Raihan had never been this exhilarated in his life. Pokemon battles were when he really came to life. He loved the atmosphere in the stadium, the thousands of fans yelling his name, the raw energy pouring from his Gigantamaxed Duraludon. He was so curious to see how this would play out. He had gone to watch every one of your matches after he met you, and you had yet to dynamax your altaria, or any of your pokemon for that matter. At the beginning of the match he saw something glint on your wrist. Not a dynamax band, definitely not, could it be a Mega Bracelet? Soon all his questions would be answered. 
“Ready, princess?” he asked, just loud enough for you alone to hear over the stadium, a wild smile on his face as his Gigantamaxed Duraludon loomed behind him, dwarfing your Altaria. 
The entire stadium fell silent as you Mega Evolved your Altaria. This was a very, very rare occurrence in the Galar region. Most of the spectators were witnessing this for the first time. Raihan was among them. 
The color drained from his face. A MEGA ALTARIA? He knew your Altaria’s flying type moves would barely harm his Duraludon, but this was something very unexpected. He had learned somewhere that some pokemon switch types when they Mega Evolve. What type your Altaria switched to was a mystery. 
Raihan quickly gained his composure, even though his heart was beating a million times a minute. You were ogling at the crowd, flattered by their insane interest in your pokemon, and Mega Altaria seemed to be enjoying it too. Your opponent took this chance to fire off his first shot, Max Wyrmwind, a dragon type move. He stood there stunned as Altaria remained unaffected.
Unfortunately, neither dragon nor fairy moves would work great against Duraludon’s steel and dragon type, but you did your research. You had been helping your Altaria perfect it’s Fire Blast over the last week. You were surprised to learn that Altaria could learn the fire type move when you found the TM in a dusty old shop in Motostoke, but glad it could come in handy. Steel types were hard to beat. 
Mega Altaria immediately retaliated with Fire Blast, and you could tell how effective it was against Duraludon. Raihan looked even more shocked as he gritted his teeth, dug in his heels, and told Duraludon to use Max Steelspike. Your Altaria just barely missed the hit, moving out of range before you even began to shout. 
“Great dodge! You can do this!” You cheered on your Altaria. It seemed like it was your lucky day, because one more powerful Fire Blast fainted Duraludon, sending it shrinking down to normal size, and back into Raihan’s pokeball. 
You met the gym leader in the middle of the pitch where he gave you a hearty handshake. “Well met, Y/N! What a stunning battle. It seems I might have gotten a bit too cocky with my team, huh? And who knew, that was Mega Evolution, wasn’t it?”
“It was! You definitely presented quite the challenge, I just had to do some special training before I came.”
“Well, congratulations, princess. You beat the Great Raihan,” He handed you the Dragon Badge, a huge smirk on his face. “You get the honor of going through the Finals now! I’ll be looking forward to our next battle, facing off for the chance to take down Leon. Though I s’pose I’ll have to find a way to beat that Altaria, huh?” You thanked Raihan before being ushered off the pitch, a few reporters waiting to greet you and ask about the battle. 
After all the chaos subsided, you were surprised to see Raihan jogging over to you as you left the gym. “I thought you might want this,” Raihan gave you the dragon type TM, as well as the dragon type gym uniform. “I just wanted to say, that Mega Altaria is super cool! Way cooler than I wanted to admit out on the pitch,” He chuckled, nervously. 
“What, is the Great Raihan scared of looking like a total nerd in front of his fans?” you teased.
“Oh, shut up. It just wasn’t a good time. Besides, I’m getting to talk to you again now, aren’t I? How about I take you out to dinner to celebrate your victory?” Raihan winked, taking your hand to lead you to his favorite restaurant.
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currywaifu · 4 years
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𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐞: barbie movies as troupe plays part 1 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠: sfw
𝐚𝐧: if you think i won’t do all 36 barbie movies, you’re wrong. regardless of whether people want this or not. i have barbie brainrot 24/7. i’m just separating it into parts so it’s not too long *this isn’t meant to be that serious y’all my reasons vary from legit to just jokes
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𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥: i won’t go in-depth with any plot differences from movie to play, or how the characters would work out... for now *chuckles in future ppt*
𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟏: nutcracker, rapunzel, swan lake, princess and the pauper, fairytopia series, magic of pegasus, barbie diaries, island princess, three musketeers 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟐: coming soon 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟑: coming soon
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𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐞: mixed troupe! spring x autumn. one of the seasonal events/scouts for A3! has a nutcracker theme, and to avoid spoilers that’s all i will say :3
𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭: since this is based on barbie’s take on the nutcracker, changing up the cast from what tsuzuru had in plan:
clara/sugarplum fairy: sakuya. i want to see him go through a costume & hair transformation sequence, not gonna lie. 
nutcracker/prince eric: juza. obviously he has to be the ruler of the land of sweets.
mouse king: sakyo or chikage. i want one of them to wave around a sceptre and say quotes like “i’ll reduce the Nutcracker to a pile of splinters"
pimm: taichi... pimm is a spy :O who has to do dirty work :O but the real reason is i just want taichi to follow around sakyo again or maybe even chikage this time lol
major mint & captain candy: tsuzuru and citron respectively. mint is pretty serious and awkward, candy is a lot friendlier- i just think it’ll be a good way to insert some humor in the play
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𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐞: mixed troupe! summer x autumn.
𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭: rapunzel in this one actually is the “servant” of gothel. also, rapunzel has a magical paint brush and also there’s dragons. who are purple. 
rapunzel: kazunari. obviously. actually, kazu has a lot of similarities with her: a good artist, patient, adventurous, quick thinking, hardly ever complains- also he’d look good with long hair i think ><
gothel: omi. there is an action fighto scene + also just the theme of omi playing villains lol... also THERE’S A SCENE WHERE GOTHEL PRETENDS TO BE RAPUNZEL BY WEARING A LONG WIG AND BOI- KAZU AND OMI’S BODY BUILDS ARE SO DIFFERENT BUT IT’D BE FUNNY IF THE PRINCE FALLS FOR THE TRAP ANYWAY
penelope: kumon. a PURPLE funny and clumsy dragon- fight me, the only answer is kumon especially once you see who’s next.
hugo: juza. a PURPLE dragon who’s penelope’s dad but he’s gonna be the older bro in this one (i wonder why...) 
hobie: a passive and worrisome rabbit... Tenma.
prince stefan: he also has a couple fight scenes... ngl bc stefan has blue eyes, light brown hair + described by the wiki as “fierce”, he’s banri. 
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𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐞: winter troupe. i will stand by this forever. 
𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭: this is like one of the ones i’ve had figured out for a while already...
odette & odile: tsumugi. i’m just saying, tsumugi’s duality- he can do both the white and black swan because he has power. impact.
prince daniel: not tasuku bc spare him the prince roles he’s sick of it. guy. why guy? because he obviously has a good idea of how to act like a prince :3 
rothbart: HOMARE! I WANT! THIS MAN! TO PLAY THE ANTOGONIST! GO OFF ABOUT DARK ARTS! TRANSFORM EVERYONE TO ANIMALS LIKE THE EXTRA BEING YOU ARE.
fairy queen: azuma. ugh just- imagining how ethereal he’d look.
erasmus: tasuku. he’s a troll that can act mean, but is genuinely kind and helpful... also, the VA of erasumus is also the VA for “unnamed burly villager” and i’m just saying-
kelly the cygnet: hisoka. there’s too many animal children, so hisoka is gonna be the baby swan. uwu. also, kelly has a quote, “I can't sleep.” and wOW THE IRONY
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𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐞: WE’RE GOING FOR THE COMEDIC ROUTE WHAT’S UP SUMMER. reason: i went “wait... no actor really looks super alike though.”
𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭: tafahfuoahoaf it’s my favourite barbie movie... OKAY SO THE RUNNING GAG OF THIS IS THAT THE PRINCESS & PAUPER DON’T LOOK ALIKE, BUT EVERYONE KEEPS GOING “Wow! you two look so identical!” no they don’t
anneliese: muku. first of all please look at the sprite i used in the header. anneliese = pink = muku. she’s the sweet princess archetype... but in this version she also goes on tangents about rocks and mineraLS AND HOW THE MINING INDUSTRY SUX AND THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY OF-
erika: kumon. first of all, the sprite in the header again. erika = blue like ugh this is perfect. ALSO erika has a cat who BARKS and i just imagine kumon talking to her cat like: WOOF WOOF WOOF GRRR GRRR and the dog responding and everyone in the palace going wtf
king dominick: i had such a crush on him anyway he’s tenma. rich, young, talented king who disguises himself as a page so he can find love for realsies. im just saying. he won’t be tenma’s only role tho ><
julian: kazunari. the wiki went “he’s the only bestfriend a barbie MC ever married” really shook me like ugh friendship dynamic between muku and kazu roles??? also kazu’s genuinely smart so him as the tutor was just gucci in my eyes
preminger: misumi. FIRST OF ALL PREMINGER IS ICONIC? WHEN HE SANG HOW CAN I REFUSE I WAS LIKE UGH KING. i just wanna hear misumi play an antagonist that’s also funny and do things with his voice.
madame carp: yuki. a bossy and rich woman who owns a dress emporium. pretty much it.
nick & nack: YUKI AND TENMA. THEY WILL DOUBLE ROLE FOR THE SAKE OF BEING MISUMI’S DUMB UNDERLING DUO
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𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐞: spring troupe. i wanna see them have wings uwu.
𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭: just gonna combine the whole fairytopia series into one 
elina: itaru. first of all, pink motif. also i just like the idea of itaru being this recurring protagonist.
bibble the puffball played by kamekichi
laverna: recurring villain citron. for no reason other than i think it’s cool when he plays power hungry villains
enchantress: i just want sakuya to play a role that’s more of a “powerful character” but still really kind uwu. another recurring good guy.
azura & glee: tsuzuru. elina is azura’s apprentice, and glee is a friend who’s generally really happy... ngl, i wanna see tsuzuru play someone more energetic for funsies
nori: masumi. nori is kind of a stubborn and jealous person at first, him and elina won’t get along right away BUT DAMMIT THE ENEMIES? TO FRIENDS IS GUCCI!!! 
merman prince nalu & linden: chikage... yeah i just gave chikage the guy roles ngl... but i wanna see chikage as a handsome merman AND handsome fairy so *shrugs*
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𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐞: cross troupe. spring x winter.
𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭: partially based on the ice-skating cards (i have yet to read the event story, unfortunately).
annika: tsuzuru. i thought it’d be fun to cast tsuzuru as a more sheltered character due to annika’s parents’ protectiveness. the contrast y’all.
shiver: sakuya. shiver is a polar bear cub sidekick who’s friendly and likes shiny things and that’s just... really cute... put bear ears on sakuya...
brietta: guy. brietta is annika’s older sister... who got transformed into a pegasus by the villain... i wonder how they’d change the pegasus thing lol
wenlock: tasuku. NOT GONNA LIE- i want tasuku to play the villain for all these wonderful one-liners: "Oh, smile! You didn't lose a daughter; you've gained a pet!", and "I thank my lucky stars I didn't marry you!"
prince aidan: masumi bc i want more roomie interaction on stage i mean their friendship keeps getting cuter and cuter.
cloud queen: azuma... that’s all. i just remembered her bc her hair has a braided crown, and i went “azuma braided hair brainrot”
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𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐞: mixed troupe! summer x autumn.
𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭: i was gonna make it full autumn, but then the age casting felt awkward since they’re in high school...
barbie: taichi. barbie here is shy but wants to stop blending in the background! i just went “damn that do be resonating”. also i wanna hear taichi sing more y’all and barbie is a singer/guitarist here
courtney: azami. i like the idea of azami playing a spunky character who’s more of a tomboy, but still does like fashion and accessorising and... lip gloss?
tia: misumi? tenma? idk the intelligent and passionate archetype is very broad... especially in a high school setting
kevin: kazunari. just the whole best friend thing + kevin being a goofy person who loves to make ppl laugh ugh
racquelle: yuki. i know racquelle’s a bully here and say not to bullying... but sharp tongue.
todd: honestly? todd was so boring in the moving. we need someone like banri to give him CHARACTER!... yes that’s my reasoning ugh
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𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐞: sUMMER SUMMER SUMMER-
𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭: AHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS CASTING? MY REASONINGS FOR THIS ONE IN PARTICULAR ARE SO SHALLOW LMAO
ro/rosella: “a 16 year old girl who can talk to animals! adventurous and brave” me: *gasps* mISUMI-
prince antonio: “prince antonio loves travelling and exploring-” okay yeah it’s kazu...
queen ariana: i just want yuki to sing to me “love is for peasants which we’re obviously not” and i’d go :O also ngl... i wanna see yuki in like darker palettes and plotting to poison all the royals
princess luciana: queen ariana’s daughter... played by muku. because i wanna hear muku counter yuki with “all the shoujo mangas books i’ve read, all the poems always said, that the heart is made to share...”
sagi the red panda & azul the peacock: honestly, just basing it off of colour matching but tenma is sagi and kumon is azul lol
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𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐞: AUTUMN x SPRING
𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭: AHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS CASTING? pt 2 
corrine: i keep wanting to put sakuya in these roles oops. i just... let him sword fight on stage again :>
viveca: purple musketeer, artistic, designs clothes... fights with ribbons... you know, for the sake of banri being a fAshIoNisTa... it has to be banri y’all "Don't mess with the animal print dress!"
aramina: green musketeer, fights with fans, romantic and loves ballet... pfft, for the sake of “wouldn’t it be funny-” it has to be azami. poor bby, having to swoon over romance on stage- he can’t relate
renee: chikage. purely because of that scene where she threw a feather duster (?) at a flying shard of glass and perfectly hit it. yeah.
helene: the old and strict instructor that teaches them how to be musketeers... sakyo.. duh.
philippe: the main antagonist... it has to be omi again. and since philippe has a goatee, we’re bringing back facial hair omi~
prince louis: itaru, lol. he’s like the one significant non-action oriented character in the film. he has just enough moments where itaru still looks princely, but mostly? he just wants humans to fly y’all.
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𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘵 𝘓𝘪𝘴𝘵
FLUFF
1.“Cuddle with me?“
2.“Baby are you drunk?“
3.“Aww“
4.“Can we get a Cat/Dog?“
5.“Please?“
6.“Good Morning Love“
7.“How was your Day Baby?“
8.“I love you“
9.“Will you Marry me?“
10.“Can we have a Baby?“
11.“Its Okay Baby“
12.“Calm down“
13.“I missed you“
14.“You are so cute“
15.“Are you sick?“
16.“Period “
17.“Showering“
18.“You are Perfect the way you are“
19.“You are Beautiful/Pretty“
20.“Don´t stare at me! / Stop staring at me!“
21.“Why are you awake?“
22.“Don’t worry“
23.“I just lost all my Uwu´s“
24.“Why are you sad?“
25.“Lets have a Movie Night“
26.“Lets go on a Date Baby“
27.“Give me Attention! Please?“
28.“5 more Minutes“
29.“I Love you more than I love myself“
30.“Stay. Please“
ANGST
31.“I’m sorry“
32.“It’s all your fault!“
33.“I hate you“
34.“I’m always wrong in your Eyes!“
35.“Please“
36.“Just listen to me“
37.“Cut the bullshit!“
38.“I don’t care!“
39.“Don’t fucking touch me“
40.“Stop being a bitch!“
41.“Get out of my sight!Now!“
42“I was wrong“
43..“Are you okay?“
44.“Are you going to keep ignoring me“
45.“Lets talk“
46.“I miss you“
47.“I can’t keep doing this“
48.“Why are you here?“
49.“How Many hours did you sleep last Night?“
SMUT
50.“Strip“
51.“Daddy“
52.“You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad“
53.“Wanna Shower with me?“
54.“Behave“
55.“Baby Girl/Boy“
56.“Such a good Girl/Boy“
57“.Don’t Stop please“
58.“Does that feel good Princess/Price“
59.“Fuck, baby you’re so tight
60.“I can’t hear you“
61.“Don’t you dare to make a sound“
62.“P-please s-s-stop!“
62.“T-to M-Much...Daddy“
63.“Be patient“
64.“Open wide Baby“
65.“Stay still for me, princess“
66.“Tell me Baby....what do you want“
67.“On your knees...NOW“
68.“Swallow“
69.“You feel so good “
70.“So fucking pretty“
71.“Mine. Only mine“
72.“Scream my Name Baby Girl/Boy“
73.“Don’t you dare to cum until I say so“
74.“Cum for me, Baby“
75.“Choke me“
76.“Harder Daddy“
77.“You’re drooling“
78.“Who do you belong to?”
79.”You are so sexy”
80.”I Need you...Now“
Sleepy/Cozy prompts
81.“The bed is cold without you”
82.“I can’t sleep, you’ve been gone too long”
83.I’m sorry my bed is so old
84.“Carry me up to bed?”
85.“Can we at least still sleep in the same bed?”
86.“When you sleep, you snore.”
87.“You look so much softer, so much calmer, I wish you could see yourself as you sleep.”
88.“We could…take a nap together?”
89.“Sleeping with you was the best sleep I’ve gotten in years.” 
90.“I-I miss your arms around me as I slept, I know it’s embarrassing but you made me feel safe.”
91.“You sleep with the stuffed animal I got you?” “Of course”
92.“Your pillow smells like lavender”
93.“Goodnight love, I’ll see you in my dreams.”
94.“You smell like vanilla.”
95.“Will you carry me to bed?”
96.“Keep talking, your voice helps me sleep.”
97.“Stop moving I’m trying to sleep”
98.“It’s just a nightmare, it’s nothing real.”
99.“You should sleep in my bed more often.”
AUs
100.Historical 
101.Future 
102.Coffee Shop
103.Bar/Restaurant
104.Florist 
105.Tattoo Artist
106.Hospital 
107.Library 
108.Royal
109.Ghost
110.Time Travel
110.Neighbor/Roommate 
112.Bodyguard
113.Criminal 
114.Police
115.Prison 
116.High School 
117.College 
118.Teacher
119.Singer 
120.Dance/Ballet
121.Actor
123.Soulmate
124.Magic(Dragons,Fairy,etc...)
125.Werewolves/Vampires
126.Mermaids/Sirens
127.Angel/Devil 
128.Gods
129.Hybrid
130.Poly Relationship
Tropes
131.Sick/Injured
132.Scars
133.Baby/Child
134.Vacation 
135.Fake Dating/Married
136.Arranged Marriage 
137.Accidentally Married
138.Friends to Lovers
139.Enemies to Lovers
140.Masquerade Ball
141.Locked in a Room
142.Making Out
143.Bed Sharing  
144.Twenty-Four Hours to Live 
Kisses
145.'Kisses under the moonlight
146.Bloodstained kisses
147.Kisses in the dark
158.Soft kisses
159.Forehead kisses
160.Hair Kisses
161.Kisses in the Rain
162.Nose Kisses
𝙍𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙢 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨
163.I think I am in love with you
164. can I kiss you
165.say that you like me back
166. you are too much for me
167. you are the only one for me
168.“ we need to breakup ”
169. “ can I have your number ”
170.“pleas don’t go ”
171. “..where do you want my hands ..”
172.“.. you are mine ..”
173. “.. he has no chance next to me..”
174. “.. you are my everything..”
174.“.. nothing is holding you from going ..”
175. “.. I don’t like you anymore ..”
176.“.. I am not happy anymore..”
177.“.. can I touch you there ?..”
178.“ … you love me don’t you?..”
179.“..i love your smell ..”
180. “… I have been waiting for you..:
181. ”..you are so beautiful..“
182. ”.. don’t call me baby girl ..“
183. ”..I am her boyfreind..:
184. “.. damn you look so sexy ..”
184. “ .. did I turn you on ..”
185. “..cuddle mee.. ”
186. “ it’s time to say goodbye then..”
187. “..can you be my first..”
188.“..I need you ..”
189.“.. you deserve better ..”
190. “.. I can’t stop loving you
191.”.. you make me weak..“
192.”..stay please ..“
193.”.. don’t talk to other boys ..“
194.”.. do you want to go out on a date with me..“
195.”.. you are the only one in my heart ..“
196.”..don’t compare yourself to them they aren’t you love..“
197.” I see myself in your eyes ..“
198.”..i love it when it rains..“
199.”..let’s take a break..“
200.”.. let me show you something ..“
201.”..can we just talk ..“
202.”..we are running in circles..“
203.”..pleaas talk to meee.. “
204.”…aren’t you snowing a lot of skin…“
205. ”..you are so comfy..“
206.”..I won’t break your heart ..“
207.”..I want us to be more than friends..“
208.”..dont ignore me ..“
209.”..you are just soo cute ..“
210.”..I ship us..“
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bakusoftie · 5 years
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Hello, I'm back for more 😳👉👈 could I request shigaraki's reaction to falling for a really charming, young pro-hero? Even though she makes it her mission to tease villians when fighting them, and will add in a few memes here and there. E. G. "Damn, you're on X-games mode." she could even reference his favourite video games, the power she has and format is up to you! Thank you💖💖🙏
(A/N: my big nerd energy popped out this request I love writing for shigababy thank you 🙏 for this uwu and I kinda want to make this into another part 👁👄👁)
Warnings: this gets a bit yandere 👀
Quirk: Reader’s quirk is similar to Erza’s (Fairy Tail) power where she can requip different weapons that contain the 4 elements like (ex: Fire Sword, Water Whip, Earth Shield, Wind Fan)
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(a/n: his smile is so precious 🥺👉👈 protecc him horikoshi )
shigaraki never wanted this to happen
he never wanted get these disgusting feelings
especially for a rookie pro hero like you who gets on his very last nerves
you’re always giving him that cheesy smirk whenever you counter his attacks and he wants to destroy you
but not in the ‘kill you’ destroy you
no
he wants to tie you up in the league’s basement and never let you go
he thinks he might hates you but his feelings for you are stronger than hate. He hates everything but when it comes to you,,,it’s different. He doesn’t understand this feeling
The League Of Villains had made another attack on the Hero Society by deciding to separate them from each other and kill them off.
While Dabi was fighting Endeavor, You equip your shield and made your way to the big boss villain.
“hey crusty lips!,” you called out as your fist broke up the ground beneath you.
“why are you villains going all doki doki on us, dude? we’re just trying to save everyone and make it to the next level, ya know?”
oh
fUck
of course you had to be here with your stupid references and those pretty eyes of yours that made his heart skip a beat everytime you looked at him as if you were looking into his soul
“funny, how do you expect to get to the next level when whole damn game is broken?,” He scoffed. “you might as well give up, princess peach”
was this dangerous(ly hot) villain flirting with you?!
the answer was y e e
and were you going to flirt back? fuck yes
“Princess Peach, huh? Well, I see myself as more of a Zelda...but okay...I’ll be your princess if you want, Villain”
poor shigaratking’s heart is lovestruck the moment you called yourself his princess
now the fantasy of grabbing you and keeping you locked in a castle far from here is even more tempting but
he didn’t want any heroes coming to rescue you
he wanted to be your hero
he wanted to be the Link to your Zelda
he wanted to be the Cloud to your Aerith (without the dying part plz he lost enough)
he wanted to be the Liu Kang to your Katana
he wanted you to be his Ms.Pac-Man
but he didn’t know how to gain your love
in the otome games he plays, you have to spend time with the love interest and give them gifts
does he LOOK like the type of person to give people gifts? hahaha no
and that’s why you are confusion when this greasy pale ass skeleton man comes closer to you and takes of the hand that his adorned on his face and PLOPPED THAT FUCKER IN YOUR HANDS
excuse me um.....
mr. handman get this shit off of me
“uhhh, not funny didn’t laugh,”
“I WILL YEET THIS BITCH IF YOU DONT TAKE IT BACK”
oh fUCK
his affection points are going down
he just wanted to give you something that means a lot to him so you’d see how important it is that you better love him back
he begrudgingly puts Father in the pocket of his school shooter trench coat and lets out a hopeless sigh 😔
He is Tomura Shigaraki, the successor of All For One and the symbol of destruction.
How could he ever expect someone like you to love him back?
He knows he came here today to rid the world of some hypocritical heroes but he can’t hurt you.
He can’t hurt the one person who makes him feel like he isn’t the boy who murdered his entire family and he isn’t the man who hates the world and wants to be All Might’s head on a stick.
Whenever you two are together, whether it be fighting or battling wits, Tomura feels like he can breathe again. Like he’s weightless.
He could never hurt you.
And he doesn’t ever want you to get hurt.
The only way for either of those things to happen is to make you see how much he adores you.
And when Pro-Hero [Name] goes missing a couple of months after the attack and nobody has any leads on finding her.
Shigaraki finally understand his feelings
He finally feels at peace with his princess by his side
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WINWIN’S FAMILY
a/n: i’m so sorry! i have no idea what happened to this post, but it should be fixed now!
here’s a masterlist to my nct as dad’s series! 
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this gif makes me loselose
DONG SICHENG:
he has one kid: one daughter named dong mei. she’s born in the same year as yuta’s second daughter, nakamoto yui.
DONG MEI:
>> as a baby <<
literally oh my god
she’s so effing cute
like hoW could a baby be this cute?
every single thing that is cute about sicheng was inherited by your daughter
and then some
she inherited her dad’s fairy ears
sicheng would call her “my little fairy”
she honestly was just pure uwu
sicheng and his daughter together are just ugh
too much cuteness for this world
she was born prematurely
and mei was just so tiny
she was so itty bitty 
she was so beautiful from the start too
she has sicheng’s eye shape and ear shape
but she has your everything else
eye color, nose shape, lip shape, everything
everyone in the group knew how cute she is/was
she was generally not super fussy
around the normal amount tbh
she was okay with strangers
not the best
but she was pretty decent with them
it was really really really hard to get her to smile tho
like it almost seemed like there was nothing you can do to get her to give you a smile
which is just so frustrating because she got 100000000 times cuter when she did smile (which honestly seemed impossible)
sicheng treated her like the princess she is
he got her so many toys and plushies and just everything
there were so many things that were just dedicated to her
she easily had him wrapped around her finger
sicheng was honestly a little scared the first few weeks she was born
because she was so tiny, he was scared that he was gonna hurt her like all the time
he learned that she was tougher than she looked
>> as a child <<
still remained super cute
like honestly that’s her aesthetic
cute
like her responses to everything was cute
she wasn’t vain tho
like she honestly didn’t think she was cute
she didn’t dislike it when people called her cute
mei was thankful but she honestly didn’t like to be showered with compliments too much
but like she wasn’t annoying with her cuteness
she was more on the quiet side
like she doesn’t really talk unless she needs to
she looked like she would be super sensitive
but she’s actually super not
she’s so tough
like she just doesn’t cry easily
she wants to dance like her dad
so you put her in ballet
and you find that she’s actually really talented and she genuinely likes it
she’s pretty aloof and calm usually
but when it comes to ballet
she can get pretty serious
when she got a little older, she branched off to other genres
she even tried chinese traditional dance because her dad recommended it
she was really good at that too
she’s best friends with yuta’s second daughter, nakamoto yui
they’re the chillest group of friends in the entirety of nct and their kids
mei enjoys the outdoors
yui loves flowers and the outdoors
they just vibe so well together
they’re not super loud
like you don’t have to worry about the two of them together because you know they don’t have it in them to do something bad
while most kids want to go to the amusement parks
mei and yui want to go to the several different gardens
like butterfly gardens
tulip gardens
everything
yui would come over to your place a lot because it’s only mei in the house (but also yuta’s mom trusted yui to be respectful more than any of her other kids lol)
(let’s just pretend that the language barrier isn’t a thing for any of the kids)
mei had a thing for dressing up in pretty dresses
usually covered in flowers
but she loved to dress up in princess dresses, floral dresses, all kinds of dresses
like sicheng would dress up with her too whenever she wanted to dress up
omg sicheng would be the type of dad to take her out on a “date” like a couple times throughout the year
and like she would dress up in her favorite dress
and he would dress up in his fanciest tux (kinda)
and they would go and have dinner together
he was teaching her that she should never settle for any less than what sicheng is showing her
you and mei are his world honestly
like i don’t know if he would want more kids
like he thinks his family life is perfect as is
i mean he wouldn’t be opposed to the idea of more kids
but he really loves just you and mei as his family
>> as an adult <<
she became a professional ballet dancer
she’s just
a dancer ™ 
like she can do almost any genre
no problem
she also works alongside taeyong’s oldest son, lee youngchul, and ten’s oldest son, kaleb, in their dance studio
she teaches the traditional dances and such
but she honestly just enjoys dancing
she’ll help them out when they want to do something more on the interpretive side
omg imagine
kaleb and mei do the dance ten and sicheng did for rainbow v
omg it would look so pretty
like they literally went to the same place
practically wore the same outfits
the dance was literally almost exactly as their dads did it
but they extended the dance a little bit
and the world was shook with its beauty
they would surprise their dads with it once the project was finished
lol it would be a little funny because sicheng is taller than ten but mei still did his part lolol
so kaleb had to bend down a bit for some parts
ugh that would be so good honestly
anyway
she still has all of that natural cuteness
like she’s a little bit more sassy now
but like she’s just so cute
sometimes people don’t take her seriously
she’s kinda short too so that doesn’t help her in her case
omg but she would get so mad at her dancers
like kaleb is bad cop
mei is worse
she realized after a couple years of doing her job, that her dancers won’t take her seriously unless she started to strengthen her attitude
and she did
and now people listen to her
people would come from far and wide to learn how to dance from her
she honestly will accept anyone with enough background training
and like she’s a nice person
but when it comes to dance
she just needs it to be serious
she still remains to be best friends with yui
since mei works mainly at night, she spends a lot of her days with yui in her flowershop
they just enjoy the pretty flowers and talk about life
mei’s go to destination for filming any aesthetic dance video is yui’s flowershop
mei is also just such a hard worker
she’s full of natural cuteness, poise, elegance, and she makes you and sicheng so proud of her every single day
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again, i’m so sorry about this post; i genuinely have no idea why it just disappeared!
anyway, i hoped you guys liked it! let me know how i’m doing! i have a couple ideas for some scenarios so i’ll get to that before i write more descriptions.
requests are open and don’t be afraid to stop by for a chat!
- amy <3
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A Ranking of the Gayest American Girl Dolls
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When it comes to lesbian subtext in the American Girl series, there's so much to unpack. Today I'll be discussing the 6 girls I deem the gayest.
Honorable Mentions
Felicity
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Tomboy and horse girl. Has a companion doll. She hates learning etiquette. The Jiggy Nye redemption arc in her series is better than Snape's redemption arc, in my opinion. You may think she’s gayer than an honorable mention, but I think her traits read as “see this is a good and interesting colonist! She’s not like other girls uwu” as opposed to gayness. I am open to debate on the matter.
Addy
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Her stories are much higher stakes than most of the other dolls', so the most time we have for subtext comes in her short stories and in her relationship with her friend Sarah. For example: 
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An enemies-to-lovers fic where Addy and Harriet are grown up could be veeeery interesting though.
Certified WLW (women-loving women)
6. Molly
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Molly's lesbianism is more quantifiable than some of the other dolls. Some contributing factors are:
- bad at math
- lots of internalized self-loathing
- obsessed with her teacher Miss Campbell/daydreams about how pretty she is/snoops into her love life
- her OUTFITS
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5. Josefina
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Josefina Montoya is a Historical Doll (now called BeForever) from 1824 living in what would later become New Mexico. She's a soft girl with aspirations of becoming a healer. She's scared of goats and has a cool aunt, Tía Dolores.
Much of her stories revolve around adjusting to life after the death of her mother, and her relationship with Tía Dolores.
I don't want to gloss over this: there's a lot of discussion (in the stories and in the historical information at the back of each book) of colonialism and America's treatment of the west and those who live there.
There's also a fair amount of domestic tasks, playing music, and admiring flowers.
tldr; Josefina was the original cottagecore lesbian
4. Julie
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If Molly's gayness isn't quite subtext, Julie's is canon. She's so lesbian-coded by way of lesbian stereotypes that I'm surprised a pride flag doesn't come with her accessories.
Julie petitions to join the boys basketball team, becomes an environmental activist, runs for student body president, and attends a Presidential debate. Her mom also has some very gay vibes, being a recently-divorced woman starting a career by opening a resale shop.
Julie lives in 1970s San Francisco and uses her privilege to lift up the voices of others and hold those in power accountable. Julie and her pet rabbit said gay rights.
3. Lindsey
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Lindsey is the first Girl of the Year, released in 2001. She was also the first Jewish American Girl Doll. The title of the second chapter of her book is "What a Mess!" A mood. She’s not as well known so I’m going to fill you in a little bit more than with other dolls.
Lindsey is a flaming ball of chaos that ruins everything important to her family (according to herself.) Her story kicks off with her being disgusted to learn that her school is holding a "pet parade," which entails dressing pets up in human clothes and parading them around. She prepares a speech for her class to tell them off, but her teacher shuts her down. Lindsey doesn't take this well. She snatches an iguana and climbs up a tree in protest.
She plays the trumpet in her school band. One day she asks her band teacher if he has a girlfriend and she's very sad to learn he's single. How can he be happy without a woman to take care of him? Projecting much?
Lindsey also befriends a girl who is often bullied in school, cries in the bathroom (a gay ritual), and is told by her uncle, while dancing at her brother's bar mitzvah (post-Matzo ball food fight) that she is not a worm, and despite her chaos, is very loved.
Lindsey knows what she values and will throw food at your face or climb up a tree if you disrespect her. She also craves validation because she feels like a failure due to her unconventional approach to life. A lesbian icon in the making.
2. Kit
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Kit spends six books telling you to fuck off with your gender roles, thank you very much. There's a lot of focus on Kit's life as a reporter and what her growing up during the depression will mean for her future expression of identity.
One part of her books that highlights Kit's relationship with gender roles and heteronormativity is when Ruthie reads fairy tales because she likes princesses, but Kit reads Robin Hood because she likes how he steals from the rich to give to the poor and tricks a sheriff. While Kit could become a case of "I'm not like other girls," I think this is avoided by her close friendship with Ruthie. She doesn't necessarily look down on traditional women's roles, she simply has other ambitions.
So yes, this part of her story is important, but what really sells it for me is her longing for adventure and her passion for baseball and Amelia Earhart.
Also? Her bomb outfits.
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At one point, Kit gets anxious and hides under her porch. A lesbian oasis.
Kit is a practical and clever young lady with a bright future ahead of her. Keep up the great work, you icon.
1. Samantha
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I have read, with my own two eyes, people calling Samantha a homophobe. Please.... I am so tired. Do not underestimate her like that. Let's dive in to the biggest lesbian of the bunch: Samantha Parkington.
Okay so first of all her series begins with her falling out of a tree and sassing her sexist Grandmary. From there, she grows close to Cornelia, her Uncle's girlfriend, who is involved in the fight for women's rights in the city. Samantha is heavily influenced by her and through the books, develops many of the same opinions.
When an Irish girl (Nellie) moves in next door to become a servant to Eddie Ryland's family, Samantha befriends her and teaches her to read. She never speaks down to Nellie or looks at herself as a savior, she just acts on what she thinks is right. The "Looking Back" sections of Samantha's books cover topics like social progress for women, the wealth gap, the treatment of servants, and the disparity in education between classes.
While Samantha follows in Cornelia's path, she also forms her own ideas. For instance: Samantha wins an essay contest with her essay on progress in American factories, and why America is excellent for such progress. When she shows Nellie her winning essay, Nellie tells her that it doesn't represent the truth of factories. Samantha sets out to uncover the truth about child labor that many Proud Americans have kept hidden. She decides she can't read her winning essay, so she changes it and calls out those who condone unfair labor in factories.
Samantha respects every person she comes across and always sees herself as an equal, not a superior. (Except her asshole neighbor, Eddie Ryland. He can choke!) Like Julie, Samantha uses her privilege to bring accountability to oppressors and fight for what's right.
Samantha loves women and won't rest until they all live safe, healthy, and happy lives. She questions the status-quo. She seeks revenge on the men who have made girls' lives hell. And she really loves her Uncle Gard and Aunt Cornelia. And climbing trees.
I imagine Samantha growing up and moving to New York City, hanging out in lesbian-owned speakeasies, and becoming a Mae West stan.
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evan-hand-soap · 5 years
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Surprise Date
Todoroki x Reader
Summary: Todoroki gives his s/o a surprise date UwU
A/n: this is a bit of a quick Drabble but I figured I should post something and I enjoyed writing this:3 I love writing for Todoroki
Genre: fluff. just fluff.
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You didn’t know anything about tonight except that your boyfriend had asked you to come to his dorm in about 10 minutes. So you of course arrived at his dorm doorstep. You knocked a few times, a little anxious about why he wanted you. The second he popped his door open, you were greeted with your sweet boyfriend in blue pajama pants and a grey sweater. His expression fell into a soft smile and mumbled a small greeting. “Hi.” He said in his low voice. You perked a brow and gave his a suspicious small smile. He wasn’t opening his door all the way, meaning he didn’t want you seeing something behind it. “Hi.. what’s behind the door?” You asked him, which then he held out his hand to take yours. “Close your eyes.” He said, taking your hand into his. “This isn’t like you Todo.. What’re-“ He cut off your rambling and stepped out his door a little. “Come on. Don’t you trust me?” He asked with a tone of curiosity and desperation. You sighed and nodded, closing your eyes as requested. “Don’t open them, Alright?” You nodded with a smile and let him lead you into his room. “Okay.. open your eyes.” He said once he stopped walking and positioned you in place. You opened your eyes and froze in your place, in shock with what was in front of you. His entire room was covered in blankets and sheets making a huge blanket fort all across his room. “Aw- Shouto! This is so cute!” You squeaked, quickly giving him a kiss on his cheek. He grew a small proud smile with a light blush spreading across his face. “I had Ashido and Kaminari help me out since they’re always building forts in the common area. They taught me the basics so we can make some on our own.” “Can- we go inside?” You asked curiously, all the white lights from inside begging for your attention. He nodded and led you through the tunnel which was the entrance. It led into a big main area which had a large white love sack with blankets and fairy lights lining the roof part and the base of the walls, along with a bunch of your favorite snacks. You were completely speechless. You never thought you would have someone who would spend their whole day to do this for you. You were way too flustered to say anything and too blushy to look at him. He didn’t take any offense to this, though, because he watched you grin and turn red and then hide your face in his shirt. Which made him assume he did good and that you liked it. “I assume you like it?” He asked with a tiny smile. “Mhm-“ you squeaked out and wrapped your arms around his neck, hiding your face in the crook of his neck. He wrapped his arms around your waist and kissed your temple. “Come on, I’ve got more.” He said in his regular low and flat tone. You clung to him tighter and squealed two words into his neck. “There’s more??” He let out a small chuckle and nodded. You pushed yourself off of him and he led you over to the huge soft love sack in front of the TV. He sat on it and patted beside him as an invitation for you to join him. You hopped on it beside him and locked your arm around his. He reached for a remote and with the push of a button, the Tv turned on and lit up with the Disney castle intro. You had been talking about wanting to watch frozen recently so of course, he decided to make a surprise date for you where you would cuddle and watch frozen.
“You mentioned you wanted to watch Frozen the other day and I haven’t seen it so I figured..” you cut him off, cupping his cheeks and clashing your lips with his quickly. He was startled a little but you’ve done this enough for him to understand. His hand quickly found its way to your lower waist and pulled you closer against his chest, deepening the soft kiss a little. Once you broke apart you both had your foreheads pressed against each other’s. You smiled softly and looked into his blue and grey eyes, pecking his lips again quickly. “How did I get so lucky to end up with such a perfect boyfriend?” You asked softly, nuzzling your head into his neck. You felt him warm up a little, making you giggle and kiss his cheek. “I’m just happy I could make my princess happy.” He responded, wrapping his arm around your torso. The intro to the movie immediately made you pry your head out of his neck and move to face the screen. He pulled you up against his left side and wrapped his arm around you, making you instinctively wrap your arms around his torso and drop your head against his chest and watch. During let it go, you got curious and looked up at him. “Hey sho?” He looked down at you and gave you a look that said ‘Nani?’ “Can you do that?” You asked softly, sounding like a 6 year old asking if Santa is real. “Do what?” “That.” You said and gestured to the movie as she shot small flurries up from her palms. “I have an ice quirk, not a snow quirk. If I attempted that I would just shoot up a bunch of icicles.” You frowned and dropped your head back into its original spot. “I’m sorry to disappoint, Princess. Though I can, hypothetically speaking, build an ice castle like that.” He pointed out, gesturing to the screen. You lifted your head with a small childish grin and looked at him with a sparkle in your eye that gave him butterflies. “Really?” You asked with hope in your tone and expression. “If I had more experience with actually shaping and containing my ice, yes.” You grinned like a goofy kid and kissed his cheek and side of his lips. “That’s awesome!” You chirped, nuzzling back into his chest. Everything you did made his heart race, making him blush and get the fluttery feeling of butterflies in his stomach. “You’re so adorable, you know.” He mumbled, playing with and twisting some of your hair in his fingers. It was your turn to blush and feel the tightening feeling in your chest. You tightened your hold on your boyfriend and averted your eyes from anywhere near his. Half way through the movie he hadn’t been paying much attention to most of that half because he was too busy just admiring how beautiful you were and how lucky he was. In his mind, he was the luckiest guy in the world.
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cartooness · 5 years
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“Aye! Share the blankets!”-OwO?
Ok so this is a part 2 of 2, part 1 is here uwu
"Wanna grab some blankets and make an awesome pillow fort?" asked Mason, excited to have extra time with his girlfriend. 
"HELL YEAH!!" 
And with that, the two teens went to work.
They started with a large sheet, pinning it up to create a canopy in Lavender's room. 
"Lavender, can you help me put this- OH MY GOD!!" he yelped, as Lav picked him up from under his arms. 
"Can you reach it now, Cinnabon?" she replied, still holding him up. 
He carefully pinned the sheet up and shakily answered "Y-yeah I'm done, thank you."
She put him down and he was a blushing mess, not realizing how strong she really was. He was definitely a noodle, so he's not heavy, but being lifted up by your lovely girlfriend is a bit of a ride.
"Ready for pillow stacking, Button?"
"Yes!! Um, but first, um… how heavy am I? I didn't hurt you, did I?"
She flashed a shy smile, flexing her arms with ease, "Please, you're about as light as a grapefruit compared to what I normally lift, no harm done! OH DAMN YOUR NOSE IS BLEEDING, OKAY-" 
"S-SORRY." he choked out, hiding his face and attempting to wipe his nose clean with his hands. 
"Here, let me help you" she said, pressing a kiss to his nose. "Better?" 
'God, that look on her face is so soft I literally can't.',thought Mason to himself. In return, he planted a kiss on her lips as a thank you. "Yes, Snuggle Bun, I'm fine." 
"Wha, who- who taught you that?!" she sputtered, furiously blushing from the pet name. 
"I can't call you Snuggle Bun?" he pouted, holding her from behind. 
"Well, you can call me whatever you want I… I GET FLUSTERED EASILY OKAY!?"
"I know!! It's adorable!!" he smiled, wrapping his arms tighter.
Her blush flared up once again, but subdued it with a large smile. "You will be the death of me, Pretty Boy.~" Not getting away with it THAT easily, Cinnabon!!
He squeezed her tighter at being called a "pretty boy" and you could hear the faintest of squeals. 
"Are you okay, Pretty Boy? Cat got your tongue? Am I too smooth? ÒWÓ?" 'This was so much fun, thought Lav to herself. Victory at last!!'
Until he decided to open his mouth again. 
"Well you are fairly smooth, but I'm not sure if you can outdo me, my Lovely Princess~"
TKSTRKSTKATKATEAWV DAMMIT MASON.
"HOW DARE. YOU HAVE LOST KISSING PRIVILEGES." she whispered, trying to make her voice sound mad and failing. 
"I'm sorry for flustering you, I couldn't help myself. To make up for it, do you want to finish pillow stacking?" he asked, hopeful.
Lav turned around: "Fine. But quickly, the fam is likely to be here soon."
So they continued to arrange lots of pillows for maximum comfort, and once that was done, Lav put an enchantment so they'd stay in place and not shift around when they'd eventually cuddle and snuggle. They lined up all of Lav's plushies and throw pillows, got a large blanket for themselves, and topped it off with fairy lights.
"This looks… magical. I love it. Ready to have some fun??" came the excited voice of Mason, ready to get the most out of the stunning fort.
"Yes!!" 
And with that, the two cuties crawled into the cozy abode and snuggled up spoon style. Lav tucked them in with magic until Mason piped up. 
"Aye! Share the blankets! I'm cold!" 
"Well I'm afraid you'll just have to hold me closer and tighter to keep yourself from freezing. Also I want to snuggle into your chest. Please." she replied, hoping to achieve what she wanted. 
Cracking a smile, he did as she asked. "You are way too adorable for your own sake. I'll hold you and kiss you as much as you'd like until we're caught." came his voice, sweeter than honey.
Smiling like a fool, Lav buried her face into his chest. "Thank you, Pretty Boy. I love you."
"I love you too, Princess."
OK SO THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M THE ONE WHO WROTE THIS SJSJSNSJSKWIDBJW
This was so much fun!!! Thank you for requesting uwu
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Miss not so sidekick - chapter 90
Latte is on her way down to reception room when she heard the tower inhabitants (mages) talking between themselves. The topic is about the guests that were forcibly escorted out by their tower lord.
now, I wouldn't want to say I'm judging  (from such casual conversation, no less!), so I'm gonna just straight up accuse them of being hikkikomori as well as *rarely* interacted with girls (some fandom long ago equates wizards with engineers* and I think that's tru LOLOLOL) *I think it's pratchett, but I cannot find the quote*
anyway Latte just realized that she might become nuisance if she's intruding right where they're doing clean up after the kois rampage (and you just think they're...well, the way they're flapping their mouth, is kyuut! Okay, once she married with bunny, i can totally see them raising a nice little doggy with 3 heads and let them chase the inhabitants a bit ('they need exercise!' 'who?' 'both!') *my bad, my bad, stop thinking psychopath thought*
Latte remembers back then in her old life when she was a poor teacher, swamped with works and still told to make coffee for some newly arrived guests (urk, relatable). So she just, climb the stairs back again to help gandalf
but! a mage already notice her!
and call her a name that even *more* humiliating than 'fairy'! (oh, Arwin will not like that, only he can humiliate....I meant make latte goes red with embarassment. and this is coming from his second-in-command? what is this betrayal??). Also, since it's super long and we can't exactly remember the order, we'll call it Arobrock-trying-to-give-a-clue-how-earthshaking-and-shattering-this-woman-is-to-the-tower's-future-*cough*theonlywomanyourtowerlordkidnappickpersonally*cough*and-may-very-well-lead-to-marriage*nudgenudgewinkwink*
since no way in hell i'm gonna copy paste all that, I'm gonna call it the *nudgenudgewinkwink* 'customer' (that's right, blame it to Arobrock, guys)
anyway, red and blue mage start bickering because dude, even with unorthodox naming convention on this manga, that's still waaaay /too/ long. Ohh, it's just a title and not real name? (can't fault them, what's with count whoyoufromwhere thingie, really) and can they mess the name order? yeah guys, blame Arobrock for that, have fun make mnemonics for that *phew* so glad I have my own clever way to shortened it as *nudgenudgewinkwink* 'customer'--> totally failed in history subjects
meanwhile, Latte who just listen them bickering over *nudgenudgewinkwink' 'customer' title just like, totally confused instead totally embarassed. Hmmm, this won't do, this won't do. Maybe it hasn't sink in yet since red and blue are busy bickering and bantering and yelling on top of their lungs. Totally playground kiddos. Th...this is the tower that sells expensive scrolls right? those scrolls are made by playground kiddie?
just as Latte still reeling from earth-shattering image, a guy that looks like he'll ace any history test approach and informing her that they had prepared the reception room and to please follow him. Latte, who starting to feel the weight of her 'super embarassing' title start lamenting 'Gandalf, why u forsaken me so' while red and blue still bickering about the super long title and red just kinda give up! I'll just shorten it instead (re...red, you'll never ace your history test that way! go invent some mnemonics or other memorization technique instead!)
meanwhile the history test!ace keep showing off his brain ability to recite Arobrock's test without scrolling up and copy-paste. We're kinda sitting on the fence on this Memoria guy. On one side, we know it's not his fault for being so brainy, but on other side, we have bitter memories of test failures even after cramming up all night. can you just, showing off your brain capacity in a more mage-ish way huh? like defeating a dragon or something? surely that's mage 101 or something right? why don't you try doing that instead keeping showing off how you'd ace a history test if there's one huh? ****oy, erm guys, our mind seems starting to take it personally, we should switch topic immediately****
Latte, our sweet girl and seemingly can read our mind, come to our rescue! she ask to shorten the ludicrous title (use *nudgenudgewinkwink* 'customer'!). Ace memoria were about to suggest something (is it better than our *nudgenudgewinkwink* 'customer'? nothing is better than our *nudgenudgewinkwink* 'customer'! ****uh guys, are we seriously competing with...? sshhhh, just hold on, we're just 3 pages away from finishing this chapter. let's hope she forget about this stupid rivalry next week****) when red and blue pops out and suggesting their own version (but of course, our *nudgenudgewinkwink* 'customer' is still better) and start bickering again which one is better (ours, of course!).
Show off trying to keep his calm but finally reveal his true colors about being a bad babysitter ***uwaaa, she's starting to personally attack just because he ace history test, I feel bad for that guy *munch popcorn***** we also seen how quick to anger and violence these kids are, my my, how unsightly, what have the teacher has been doing? ****uh, should we, uh, tell her that she's been attacking bunny also? are you crazy? I don't want to get involved**** *snaps fan* then show off start manhandling those brats with his hand instead magic, haaah, can we find some competent wizards here? preferrably someone that doesn't busy showin off how he ace their memory test ****oh god! she just went full condescending mother-in-law mode! I'm gonna go get psychopath division****
Memoria told the kids to be quiet and behave in front of orange tabby kitty since she's their bunny lord's guest. Hmmm, isn't it the other way around? since she already know bunny's violent psychopath tendencies, it should be okay, right, guys? *looks over* ***sigh, come here a bit, psychopath division***
continuing on, the kids asks if Latte come here to see bunny? but Memoria said that's not the case, their lord bring her here by himself.
And those two kids like, NO WAY! but....considering they're in first floor cleaning up this whole time and Latte come from floor *above* and Arwin is the only one that can teleporting in and out the Tower (which was warded specifically against that), it....it must be true???
and Latte still smiling without understanding how special is this uwu (especially because she made narration before about how Peridot and other girls are just ignored and left at the gate; hmmm, maybe because she's a customer and they're just stans? but Arwin-Arobrock conversation in chapter 23/24? before clearly remarked that he never shown any respect to customer. But suddenly he kidnap bringing one *by himself* to the tower? (kings usually summon people, not fetching them himself) what a special...ahem *nudgenudgewinkwink* 'customer'!). By the way, just want to note that Latte ribboned mane is so messy and cute.
Anyway, the kids recalling that there are somebody that try to pass herself as the tower lord's guest before. A princess from neighbouring country (dude, a princess...Arwin, you're one sinful bunny) aaaaaannnnnd, bunny gives ultimatum for her family to take her home immediately and beat the crap out of her if they didn't want to die (ummm, dude, Arwin, you're one violent murderous bunny)
**time for a bit of discussion, guys. Arwin will hit a girl?** **I say yea. he raised in slums. Latte almost get beaten just because she stepped on somebody's foot. no difference if you're a girl or a boy there, it's a gutter, remember?** **doesn't meant he will do it himself though? I meant, he's a wizard, he has other ways to punish people using magic** **but he's also has penchant for violence** **yeah, that slum background again. but would you prefer normal beating or getting blasted by magic?** **can we say the first one is reserved for normal people? (aside thugs that attacks physically we meant, they'll get beheaded)**we never see him specifically beating up girls though, what about his stans?** **sigh. when you're in slums. where kids killing each other for bread, d'ya think being a girl granted you some special privilege? like 10 kids fighting for bread and suddenly a girl appear and demand that bread is for her and they concede to be dead of hunger because a girl asks so? no way, girl is just people. Arwin will kill a girl-stan if they /dare/ to attack him** *oohhh, interesting, totally different from kenneth who suffers from his own stan** **well, Kenneth raised in society that minded their manners and girls by default are demure and lovely lil’ critter. slums is like, survival for the fittest, and somebody that thinks it's a good idea to turn your back to a female (that will be mostly have hidden weapon on themselves somewhere, since they still survive there, you know) winning darwin award** **oh-ho, then this princess?** **well, it's not like she's attacking him physically. But still, to be sneaky and entitled towards the TOWER LORD warrants a punishment, no? and it's annoying, and what if other people start claiming as well? need to discourage them. Also, it's annoying, so beating it is** **hey, you make it sound very psychopath. why he make the family doing it?** **parent's job to raise their children?** **if the parents involved, the kids likely less to repeat them again?** **also, there might be sick SM stans that enjoys being 'punished' specifically by tower lord** **WHAAAAAAAAA!! okay, let's stop there, stop there** **and therefore likely to repeat the offense** **i told you to stop dammit! continue on!**
back at the board, the kids expressing doubt if the princess’ parents really do beat their daughter. Apparently they send picture as proof (hmmm, bunny quite foolproof). Also, why the kids have iphone while their dad have that communication orb? (eh, the artist likely get creative, it's not like Latte really turned into Jojo everytime she do her gags. but we wondered if his orb having picture gallery/memory card and if it's full of Latte's pics **Arwin mentioned he would take record of Latte's crying in the alley and show it to her everytime they meet, so it's likely is** oh...oh yeah, we forgot about that)
Memoria complaint that the kids are too loud and he got his info directly from Arobrock so it's the fact. The kids accepts it readily since Arobrock is trustworthy fellow (OR IS HE?????). Red getting hey, he totally is! we respect this man that looks like grandpa even though he's younger than us (wait, you look no older than 16! how old are you, red?) blue then started smacking red for teasing cursed people (blue seems nicer guy, but how old are them seriously? also I forgot, but Bishot is confirmed to be 19, so there's still younger people than Arobrock (or or they didn't count Bishot since he's not there? hmmm, I just think red goes exaggerating and therefore getting beaten by blue though).
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grotesquegabby · 5 years
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Disney Princess
As you requested @clownsgobeepbeep , a Tilde fic featuring Tildes Abilities to commune with natures creatures of all kinds. uwu Kind of short and I apologize for that.
Tilde wanted to get better acquainted with the town her family lived in. So~ her best option was to walk around the city and get to know the place.
Her first stop was downtown with all the shops. She looked like any other human woman, no longer donning her clown attire. She wanted to fit in after all. She walked along the sidewalk admiring all the new sights and sounds of the energetic downtown area. It really was such a nice place.
A sound caught her attention. Tilde stopped and looked up at one of the trees lining the sidewalk. “Well hello there!” She called out with a smile. The little bird gave a little tune and in return Tilde did the same bird call back. Causing a few passerby’s to stare at her weirdly before continuing on their way. The bird did it back and she continued. It eventually flew and came to settle upon her head, nesting in her hair.
“alright but only for a little while.” She said with a smile causing a few to stare at her as if she were crazy.
She did her little bird call to talk with the small bird upon her head and in return the small chickadee would do the same. When she got to the park, the little chickadee tweeted and flew off. Tilde called after it, “Have a safe flight!” Once again people looking at her weirdly. At this point she was used to it. So she took this opportunity to take a seat. It didn’t take long for something to happen though. Apparently her new chickadee friend had told others. 
Within ten minutes the bench Tilde sat upon was covered in birds of different sizes. A hummingbird had landed on her shoulder, she knew for the little buzzing of wings could be heard. It was so light she mistook it for a fairy at first till she looked at it. A small group of three young birds had landed in her hair, tired from flying practice. There mother on her other shoulder, not far in case of danger. A murder of crows had come to sit on the bench sometimes mimicking the voices of humans in speech and walking upon her legs. A few morning doves and pigeons rested along the bench where Tildes shoulders were. So as not to be too close to the crows who were enjoying walking back and forth. This too caused looks from strangers though it was more awe than that of disgust this time. Even more animals were coming over to the bench.
A little girl happened to be near, nervous at all the wild animals. But who could blame her. Especially with the now deer that had made its way over to investigate. Tilde noticed her and smiled, “Hey there, it’s alright I promise none of them will bite you.” One of the crows cawed at her and Tilde sighed, “okay well he said he might. So I wouldn’t touch him at least.” The little girl took a hesitant step forward, “Are they your pets?” she asked eyeing the doe. “oh heavens no, they are wild.” replied Tilde rubbing between the does ears. “So why are they here then?” asked the little girl curiously. Tilde thought, “I spoke to a bird earlier and now here they all are.” she encouraged the doe to let the little one pet her gently and the doe obliged. “So you talk to animals?” The little girl hesitantly pet the doe but soon realized it was safe and scratched its ears gently. It was happy to receive the affection.
“Yup!” Tilde exclaimed, “Just one of my many talents.” “So you’re like a disney princess then huh?” The little girl was distracted by the deer when she said it. Tilde thought about it knowing full well what a princess was...but a disney princess? What was Disney? Was this a new class of princess? Tilde looked at the little girl, “Whats...a Disney Princess?”
The little girl stopped petting the doe and head snapped in Tildes direction. Spooking her a bit.
“You don’t know what a Disney Princess is?” the little girl asked very seriously. Tilde shook her head, “No...why should I know? Is it bad that I don’t?” You could see the exact moment the little girls expression take a full 180. “Go home and look up Disney Princess and watch some movies.” “I don’t have a tv.” said Tilde.
The little girl sighed absolutely annoyed with the situation, and mumbled, “holy crap...” and looked back up at Tilde determined, “Go buy a tv and dvd player. Then...get some Disney movies about princesses. Educate yourself.” She turned in another direction and ran off, someone calling her.
Tilde blinked surprised, “Educate...myself....what?”
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multibear · 5 years
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cute nickname asks: **all of them**
angel - what’s one character trait you like about yourself?
uhhhh like physically or personality? bc there’s not anything i can think of lol.
doll - what’s your favourite outfit?
at the moment, i rlly like dark or red clothes. sometimes light colored clothes if i’m wearing something black with it and i can match another thing of the same color. i really like baggy/loungy clothing but rn when i’m feeling Particularly femme i like wearing my black skinny jeans with a pink turtleneck and black wedges, a kinda dark plum thin turtleneck sweater and black wedges, or a red turtleneck with red converse or black wedges. (can u tell i like turtlenecks). otherwise i like wearing oversized shirts i stole from my brother, the windbreaker i stole from my brother, jeans or joggers (that are my own), and converse (i like my boots but it’s too warm for them now). i also like wearing jewelry. i think i look better in gold than silver but i have a lot of silver jewelry i rlly like as well. the two things that i always wear are the gold mini hoop earrings i got when i was a babby and the silver heart ring u gave me freshman year.
pumpkin - what’s your favourite weather and why?
i like when it’s nice out bc i like going out on my deck and laying in the sun. i also like when it’s nice but not too nice bc that means there won’t be kids at the playground i like going to and i can go on the swings
baby - what makes you feel better when you’re down?
idk i don’t rlly do anything to make me feel better… i’d like to say listening to music, but all my playlists correspond to my mood, so if i’m sad i listen to one of my many sad playlists bc listening to happy music will just make me feel existential. i do have one “listen to this 2 make u happy” playlist but that’s rlly a small pick-me-up for something very minor.
sugarpie - what’s your favourite sweet treat?
i don’t have a favorite bc i don’t actually like sweets all that much. i do like those chocolate cookies with white chocolate chips. when it snows i like making that canadian maple syrup snow candy. i think the closest thing to a favorite “sweet treat” would be chocolate chip pain au lait.
kitten - are you a dog person or a cat person?
cat but i like dogs too
princess - if you could live in any other time period, which would it be?
relive the 2000s but as a teenager
peach - what’s your ideal aesthetic?
oversized black clothing (with tucking in ofc bc i always tuck everything in), chunky boots… comfy goth basically
darling -  what romantic gesture makes you feel the most loved?
this isn’t rlly a romantic gesture but i feel rlly loved when i have long and not necessarily deep conversations that just go on and on. i also feel particularly loved when i’m just remembered??? idk. once freshman year i took the bus home on a wednesday and a guy i was friends with (not into or anything) was like “????? why r u here u said u have speech and debate on wednesdays” and it was something i had mentioned weeks before and i was just so surprised and touched that he remembered something miniscule like that. wow none of these are romantic gestures. i think it’s that the things that make me feel loved aren’t rlly romantic gestures.
button - do you have a type? what is it like?
i recently realized that i miiiiiight have a thing for ppl that aren’t necessarily younger than me just younger/youngest in comparison to the people they’re around. i also thought that i can’t possible have a thing for tall people because that’s just evryone, but i notice that,,,, idk,,, i find it more with people who r like tall tall and not just taller than me or average height.
sweet pea - what’s your favourite flower?
i like hibiscus flowers bc they’re a perfect biological model for parts of a flower.
petal - what’s your favourite smell or perfume?
i currently use a perfume that according to the internet “has a variety of spicy and savory notes, almond, vanilla with raspberry,” however i rlly like jasmine and i kinda wanna try ylang ylang. but i think i rlly like savory scents like spices and candles more.
sunshine - what’s the nicest compliment you’ve ever gotten?
ghfhdgfdgj i LOVE when ppl compliment my hair when it’s curly i love it so much and when they compliment my haircut i’m like “!!!!!!!!! thanks i did it myself!!!!!!!!!” nd they’re like “!!!!!!wow!!!!”
baby girl - how do you like to be held?
okay first of all the nickname for this one rlly came for me like that hhf. nd uhhh i rlly like being held tightly around my waist and hips. whether it’s spooning nd there’s an arm around my waist, or sitting together and a hand around my waist and holding my hip…… i lIKE FEELING BIG HANDS ON MY WAIST OKAY hfjgd. nd i like when i’m “lower” like i’m laying against someone’s chest…. i just like feeling small nd tiny uwu….
lover - how do you show someone you like them?
i’m a shy bitch honestly the most i do is reciprocate when u show me u like me bc i hate making the first move.
buttercup - what does/would your online dating bio say?
“call me cold bitch cuz a bitch cold” idk something that makes people go “what the fuck” and message me because “what the fuck”
boo - what’s your dream date?
idk whatever u want
cupcake - if you’re treating yourself, what do you do?
i don’t like treating myself bc i always feel guilty abt it but the one thing that never directly makes me feel guilty is facemasks
wild thing - what’s something about you that surprises people?
i say Fuck. people think i’m too small and cute for that.
bubba - tell me a funny story from your childhood.
i gave my fourth grade teacher SUCH a hard time. not bc i was a bad kid or anything, i was just…. unique… and put him in a lot of tough situations. once, a kid in my class was pointing to a dictionary in our reading corner and telling me and another kid “owo this has a bad word in it” and we were like “?????? no?? it doesn’t?” and he kept insisting it does and we kept insisting it doesn’t and he underlined with his finger and said “look: d-i-c” and we were like “dic??? dick?? dick isn’t a bad word??” and he was like “HJGFJSDFJ omg stop saying it” and we kept insisting it’s not. so i called my teacher over bc he’s an adult and he knows everything and tells him “____ is saying dictionary has a bad word in it. he says that dick is a bad word,” and i still remember the pained look in his eye when he realized he had two options: reprimand the kid in front of us and also tell us Not to say that, indirectly teaching us a bad word, or lie to us and reprimand the kid in private, also indirectly teaching us a bad word. so, he lied. at the time, i mistook the utter agony in his tone as he said “dick is not a bad word” as disappointment for the kid telling us false information, and not because i gave him one of the hardest decisions of his teaching career and he had to tell two nine year olds “dick is not a bad word.” i remember how smug and prideful i felt that i was right, that dick is not a bad word, that ____ was getting punished for lying to other students about bad words.
honey - what’s your favourite hot drink?
chai
love bug - what song would you love to have sung to you?
i either want to be held close as serendipity is sung to me or someone to spit fire at me with p.a.c.e or better yet double not bc i think i need someone to tell say “yeezy” and “like mate, stop procrastinating” within twenty seconds to me
cutie - what’s your favourite fairytale?
wow um,,,, i was never really a fairy tale kid?? my mom just kinda handed me harry potter and went “figure out the big words urself.” the closest thing to fairytale that i like is how i go BUCKWILD whenever i encounter biblical allusions, especially to genesis. like if there’s imagery of apples AND snakes??? FUCK yea that’s tasty
dumpling - what’s your favourite movie right now?
i’ve never been able to choose a favorite. my top have always been 3 idiots, lion, english vinglish, the martian, and bird box
my love - what would your dream home be like?
idk,,,,, whatever u want as long as there’s plenty of natural light and plants. oh and i also want 2 grow local plants to reduce habitat fragmentation and in the space that isn’t used for that a functional kitchen garden.
dear - pick whatever question you’d most like to answer!
well i already answered ALL of them soo (i hate u)
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passiontaee · 6 years
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BTS During Your Period
NAMJOON
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reads up on period symptoms
has you download the period tracker app
“we need to know when your period starts so we can plan accordingly”
“plan accordingly” “so we can get you what you need”
keeps you stocked up on necessities
tries to get you a period cup
“what’s this?” “the youtube gurus says it’s better”
insists the cup is better for your body
probably goes into a rant about the importance of women’s health
at least he cares
orders takeout for you since he can’t cook for shit
a good boi™
he deserves the succ of his life when you’re not bleeding 
you better give him that succ for busting his ass to tend to your every need during shark week
literally, he busts his ass trying to stock the bathroom with supplies when you run out and need a tampon
probably keeps spares in the car
*pulls out a pad from his shirt pocket* “here, I came prepared”
#givekimnamjoonthatsucc
SEOKJIN
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the mom
becomes your mom
asks about your symptoms and keeps up with them
has the period tracker app on his phone 
knows when you start ahead of time
you’d wake up to him shoving chocolate at you
“jin what is this?” “I already know it’s your time of the month si I got you chocolate”
you’re in your uwus because he’s so sweet
makes sure you eat
constantly feeding you
"don't talk to me like you've lost your mind" 
has to remind you who he is when your mood swings kick in
knows how to handle the mood swings too well
“I handled a moody jungkook for six years, y/n you forget who I am,”
period fairy
still learning but trying his best
YOONGI
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lowkey afraid of you but doesn’t show it
doesn’t fear anything but your angry ass on your period
cuddles you (out of fear)
shit at this point you’re scarier than him
gets shy buying pads and tampons
ends up either dragging hoseok along or sending hoseok to grab your things
makes sure you’re always comfortable
keeps the heating pad and neck pillow on standby
“i’ll fuck those cramps up, making my baby uncomfortable”
will square up at your uterus
sits and watches tv with you
belly rubs 
this is uwu culture
becomes a soft little shit for these few days knowing satan has control over your body
really he tries to square up at your uterus
HOSEOK
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does it right
actual saint?
dawon taught him all he knows
period genie
u r his bby
buys your pads and tampons with no problem
knows your period better than you
probably buys the pads and tampons for yoongi
teaches taekook about periods with a nice little powerpoint presentation
shows them a video on how to insert a tampon
accidentally triggers jk
doesn’t fuck with period sex
cries faints when he sees blood
disinfects the entire bathroom if he sees blood
takes out the trash to curve the smell
cuddle master
shoves chocolate down your throat
JIMIN
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becomes really boyfriend for no fucking reason 
the duality gives you fucking whiplash
another period saint
hugs and kisses cubed
rubs and kisses your belly
“princess, you feeling okay?”
buys industrial sized midol and keeps the heating pad on hand
tries to buy you pads and tampons but forgets the brand you use
ends up facetiming you on the feminine products aisle
“i’m sorry, y/n I forgot- what brand do you want?”
never cares about the price
terrified of your mood swings
11/10 would still smash when your uterus is trying to jump out of your body
“it’ll help with the cramps,”
‘learned that fro namjoon ^
TAEHYUNG
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gets an A for effort
his parents didn’t sign the permission slip for him to watch the puberty video in 5th grade
doesn’t know shit but tries to be educated
precious baby
takes hardcore notes from hoseok’s period lessons
worries about your well being
reads the medical insights on the period tracker app he has on his phone
marks every symptom you have everyday
“babe, are you bloated? having tender breasts? the app needs to know,”
vicious cuddles >:)
belly rubz
booty rubs also because he doesn’t discriminate
which turns into full body massages
wow he really takes care of you :’)
could potentially be talked into period sex
most likely in the shower though lol he doesn’t want to have to constantly wash the sheets
JUNGKOOK
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voted least likely to know what the fuck he’s doing
“I grew up with an older brother how do you expect me to know what a tampon is?”
“jimin grew up with a little brother yet knows how it all works,” “well jimin is 5′8 and he grew up with a brother does that mean I should be 5′8 since i grew up with one?”
what kind of logic....
offended by the idea of tampons
“you put those inside of you?!”
tampons are a threat and must be eliminated
“you’re not allowed to wear those demon dicks, y/n”
disgusted by the whole process but smiles through the pain
your mood swings trigger his own mood swings
horny™
isn’t even shy about it
“it’s just blood,” “but it came out of my vAGINA,”
gets offended by the period cup too
periods are scary as hell
calls your time of the month “shark week”
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