#it’s not working imao

[gregmarriage]

‘fake it til you make it’ but it’s me trying to become more confident in myself and get serotonin by wearing cute clothes that are out of my comfort zone and trying really hard not to feel like a clown

[crow-caller]

I see a lot of posts where people decry all these horrible books where characters talk like they're in therapy have pronoun circles and get advertised only by listing identities and never have I seen anyone decrying them actually name real books they have read doing this.

Somehow I think it might be less a common problem and more something people vaguely heard about and complain about without ever actually reading or encountering

[hekateinhell]

Just woke up and I'm thinking about this AU I've been tossing in my brain for over a year now thanks to a Maid Cafe AU prompt over @priapus-at-the-gate. This isn't really a proper maid cafe fic though, like Armand's working there but he uses it as a way to meet clients for fetish work.

I had the idea to structure it as a one-shot with five different sections, one section per client. So there's Marius on Mondays, Santino on Tuesdays, Lestat on Wednesdays, Louis on Thursdays, and Daniel on Fridays. And I wanted each guy to correspond to a couple specific kinks!

Marius: I don't know if Marius and Armand ever actually leave the cafe but Marius comes in every Monday and all he wants is a private room where he can perch Armand on his knee in that skimpy maid outfit and order the entire sweets menu and two jugs of milk and feed him like a child until his stomach is protruding and sloshing. Not sure whether or not they fuck (uncomfortably - for Armand) afterwards. Armand views this as feederism but to Marius it's caretaking, perhaps even age play--the verdict is still out.

Santino: I'm going to have to consult with the Santino girlies (gnc) on this one but I'm thinking something to with flagellation and sensory deprivation. Maybe even breath play. But I can't decide if I want Santino doing to Armand or Armand doing it to Santino.

Lestat: Lestat's the young, bratty, famous rockstar who walked into the cafe one day and without even knowing whether or not Armand was inclined to do fetish work, offered Armand an obscene amount of money to step on him and degrade him, amongst other stuff. There will also be crying and mommy kink. Maybe Lestat will cry for his mommy, idk yet.

Louis: Louis is a bit of an echo of Santino's deprivation kink but he's nowhere near as extreme. Louis prefers to edge himself and he'll never remove his clothes or let himself cum or even be touched, but he's one of two of the clients Armand would trust in his home, and Louis pays a pretty price to spend the day as a silent, passive observer in Armand's apartment. Watching him clean, see a movie, cook, shower, masturbate, and sleep. Never interacting with him or saying a word aside from a warm 'Hello' and 'Thank you, see you next week.'

Daniel: I wanna open with Daniel as being the guy who pays Armand to spend the day with him and pretend to be his boyfriend aka The Boyfriend Experience™️! They go on dates, they cuddle, they play video games, Armand meets Daniel's mom, they fuck, etc. BUT THEN at the end it's revealed that Daniel really is Armand's boyfriend. Sometimes he even fucks him in front of Louis.

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

(*Breaks into your inbox* WELL. I guess I'm starting on drawing some comic fragments for my arcs! I won't send you every single fragment I'll draw, but I felt like dropping angst on you today. >: ) )

(NOO MY BABY BOY, MY SWEET CHEESE, MY SILLY RABBIT, HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO BE SAD /lh

I am so excited to see where this goes! There's already so much emotion and details here!)

[gremalkinn]

Have a work in progress, just because! This was originally going to be traditional, but I’ve already spent long enough trying to get this piece to work anyway so :|

[lovereadandwrite]

Fyodor is pulling the strings in every universe🐀✨

[spoonietimelordy]

Working on book to film adaptations made for children was a bad idea, all things considerated. Too many jk Rowling citations in academic books, far too many. Well this goes in pair with the Freud citations in gothic analysis i guess.

[scarletttheclown]

Wgat would 2-cl do if they were thrown in da trenches

Realistically her software would shut down due to being overwhelmed, shes a learning AI, and all that info would really wreck the system. but if that didn't happen for some reason, 2-CL would be terrified but untimely end up being more of a shield, bc you can fix robots easier than people.

in her universe, she already fights a bunch of different foes (mutants and occasional stray robots) but shes not accustomed to taking large amounts of damage.

[starsinthesworld]

I feel so tired today and I don't know why.😮‍💨 I'am in my favorite area at work but even that doesn't cheer me up today. Hopefully my holydays next week will be better.

[gregmarriage]

today is my first day being alive. apparently, it’s a lot of gritting your teeth, and trying to get on with things. mainly saying ‘moving on!’ when the thoughts get real weird

[lootsofathousandsworld]

Something that bugs me is whenever I watch the beginning of treasure planet Captain Flint has these many crew on his ship. 

There is just..no fucking way he has THAT many crew while having this small  fast ship!

I mean how can he be able to carry treasures and supplies while having this many loyal crew?? X’D 

[souvlakicocaine]

when I was working at this restaurant my manager asked me if my dad ever hit me n I said yea cuz like wtv I’ll never see this man again he can know that n he said good that’s why ur such a hard worker kids these days r so spoiled

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

Bet i can pick up mun up by the scruff easily/j

(Nuh-uh! You can't do that! Your hands are for in-universe shenanigans only-!

Oh... Huh!!!)

[hekateinhell]

Remember when Killer called Trinity Gate "the gate of death"?

The reputation my blorbo has:

[queenretcon]

isaacs did her booster story digital bc of time constraints it’s so over

[smalltimidbean]

A FNAF OC on main, but they’re not gonna show up on either FNAF blog for a while, so on here they go Imao

Moony's assistant is even more sleepy than the moon man himself. They can usually be found snoozing on the hanging light decorations, since the glow is nice~

Adopted from @/atticofthings ! (I already tagged them on DA for this, so idk if they wanna be tagged again Imao)