#it’s not that serious 😍

[dyke-in-crisis]

I have noticed a pattern & I’m guilty of all of these

[berbatosworld]

[nephilimbrute]

jerma pearl (and marina) page

[doctorsiren]

for the split au, i NEED to know how edgeworth reacts. i’m on the edge of my seat

I think it’s in character for people to leave out vital information when calling Miles to tell him something happened with Phoenix

Maya didn’t even tell this man that bro split in two 💀

And Miles doesn’t believe it at first (i mean, this dude doesn’t even believe in spirit channeling, and he’s SEEN it happen in front of his eyes)

Transcript under the cut since Tumblr decimates quality

Page 1-

(Edgeworth is holding a book, aptly titled “Book”)

Phone: RING RING

Miles: Edgeworth speaking

Page 2-

Maya through the phone: Phoenix’s been disbarred, Mr. Edgeworth!

Miles: Maya?

Maya: He needs your help!

Miles: I’m on my way!

Miles: I’ve chartered a jet, I’ll be in the country soon

Maya: Thank you, Mr. Edgeworth!

Page 3-

Miles: WRIGHT!

Miles: Are you-

Miles: What on Earth…

(why does he NEVER look the same 😭)

Page 4-

Feenie: gasp

Feenie: MILES!!

Miles: ??

Page 5-

TACKLE!!!

Miles: WHAT?!

Feenie: HAHAH!!!

Miles: WHAT IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE IS GOING ON HERE?!

Nick: just let him do his thing, Edgeworth

Feenie: Miley!

Miles: Which one of you is the REAL Phoenix Wright

Feenie: I am!

Nick: I am. We both are.

Page 6-

Miles: This has to be some manner of joke.

Nick: (turns around) not a joke.

Miles: Then how and why are there now two of you?!

Nick: Got framed for forging evidence and presenting said evidence in court without knowing. Got disbarred. Brain split in 2.

Miles: Framed?

Feenie: (oooo)

Miles: Tell me who did this. I will ensure they are suitably punished!

Page 7-

Nick: Kristoph Gavin

(genuinely can’t remember if he knew @ this point, but it’s an AU, so I say he did)

Miles: Don’t worry, Wright. I’ll get him brought to the attention of-

Nick: No, no, Edgeworth. We’ve got a plan. We’ll clear our name and get him arrested. Trust me.

Feenie: Yeah!! We’re gonna take that jerkface down!!!

Miles: Just let me know how I can help. I owe you…Both of you…

[kanection]

they are not serious

[theycallme-thejackal]

LENNY BRUCE + looking at midge

[mooseonahunt]

Please for the love of God learn the difference between Latino and Hispanic if you don’t already

[xdaddysprincessxx]

Uncle Jack's not too sure how he feels about them boys who been hangin' around his favorite little niece. He knows what kinda thoughts 're swirlin' around in their noggins and he don't like it one bit. He might hafta start chaperonin' you around town, if it comes to it. Its too hot out this summer and he don't want pryin eyes seein ya in ya little cut off shorts and crop tops. Hot damn! You just love cuttin' up your clothes, shorter and shorter, showin off more of that soft and silky skin you got. Uncle Jack understands why you do it. The temperatures have been off the charts lately. But maybe he can help his sweetheart niece by invitin her over for a little time in his swimming pool. Nice and hidden behind a privacy fence. Not all out in the open like on the beach. Maybe Uncle Jack'll fix you a drink or two. He'll sit in the shade, watching you cool off in the clear, blue water. Droplets sliding down your body and sparkling in the sun. Hell, maybe he'll even join you. If you find a way to convince him to take off his thick jeans and cowboy hat. His niece would have to offer him something preeetttyy tempting to make him do all that, though.

K. Um kinda rude. You didn’t have to come into my inbox with this type of violence. My vibrator will be sending you a strongly worded letter later after I use the fuck out of it.

But also please feel free to continue 🙂

[christiecandor]

Have a transparent Odin Rick, my pretties ✌️

[loenas]

Niina Petrõkina the first Estonian figure skater to win a Gran Prix medal 🇪🇪🥉

[capybara739]

Fashionably (very) late to the dhmis tv series……… anyone here??

I used references sparingly here cuz I was too lazy to use google LMAO so if stuff looks off I’m sorry 🔥🔥it’s probably from memory

[berbatosworld]

[toasterdrake]

anyone else find sammy's "trouble." in the car headlights (ep 3) really hot or is that just me

[d3adp00ls]

wow I totally agree with this because:

she said herself Freddy’s was on her radar so that means it was her job to watch that place

Again Freddy’s was on her rader

She was in the wrong for that one but ig her excuse for that is that that was her own way of warning Mike still wrong for that tho

That wasn’t favoritism she was fucking manipulated by her own fucking father plus we don’t even know for fucking sure if she even wanted to be a cop or if her William made her do it just so she could keep him in the dark

You say this like she’s supposed to just walk into the station one day with no evidence and just full-on say her father killed the kids plus once again it's HER FUCKING FATHER ITS NOT THAT FUCKING EASY

You say that as if Mike didn’t want to fucking do it himself yes he told her it’d be better with her there but she was fucking scared that she would just be a fucking burden if she went seeing that once again she was up against her own FATHER

Idk what this one is going off of 😭

Girl what? 😭😭😭 girl yes she fucking threatened Mike but when the fuck did she hesitate to shoot her father she gave him a fucking chance to put the knife down and he didn’t so she shot him 😭😭😭 tf? PLUS YOU SAY THIS SHIT AS IF SHES NOT AGAINST HER OWN BLOODED FATHER 😭

She was in the wrong for that one 😭 but Mike wasn’t really supposed to be sleeping on the but she should’ve just warned him and gave them back tbh

And just a little side note, I’m not saying that William being her father made it hard for her to speak out. I’m sure if that was the only reason, she could have done something. However, we have almost zero knowledge of this woman’s childhood. Given that her father was a child murderer, it’s reasonable to assume that it wasn’t the best thing in the world. There’s no way that girl didn’t go through some kind of abuse or manipulation from her father, making it even harder for her to come out about it. Moreover, given that she was a cop, it’s unlikely that it was her choice to become one. William most likely made her become one for his protection.

BUT ANYWAYS 😋😋😋 that’s just my opinion about this subject sorry if some things were wrong but this is just from my pov so 🤷🏾‍♀️

[loveandthings11]

Kendall 3x01 Logan 3x01 Roman 3x03

SUCC SEASON

[theperrylleluniverse]

Their vacation outfits are everything to me