#it’s not even 7am

[wtfuckevenknows]

Can I get 28 and 49 for the kiss prompts?

Hi T 💖 I’ve got a little something for 28 for you, not sure what a kiss as a lie actually means, so I took a some liberties, could also count as a kiss as distraction really, hope that’s okay.

Still working on 49, I’ll post it and tag you once I’ve come up with something 😘

28. a kiss as a lie

“How was your day?”

TK had barely stepped foot into the loft before Carlos was asking, not even greeting him first, which should have been his first clue.

“It was good, babe”

He dropped his bag at the door and threw his jacket over the back of the couch, in a move that made Carlos' brow twitch in annoyance, which TK didn’t see.

“Nothing exciting happened?” Carlos probed.

TK walked over to where his husband was leaning against the kitchen island, arms crossed, which should have been his second clue.

“No, not really, we had a rather uneventful shift.” Once he had reached Carlos, he leaned up for an innocent kiss.

Carlos kissed him back, before exploding at him.

“Tyler Kennedy Strand-Reyes!” Oh, the full name meant he was in trouble and he knew it.

“Who snitched?” He asked.

“Who snitched?!” TK could see the vein in Carlos' right temple pulsing. Not a good sign. “That’s what you’re going with? Not sorry Carlos I shouldn’t have lied to you, I had to be taken to the hospital?!”

You can find the other prompt fills here or on ao3.

Send me a ship and a number and I’ll write you a kiss

[idkmynameiskat]

No SHOT I just had some guy send me 16 different videos and pictures of his dick, like y’all are you okay out there?

[voloslobotomyservice]

see this is why I try not to dabble in jjk. I know some people in the fandom are wild 😭😭😭 debating not even posting my pic I started anymore

[ionomycin]

[evilovesyou]

Me, a vulgar sapphic: Ew, dick pics! 🥴

Harold, a connoisseur of the phallus: Who still sends dick pictures out? 😒

[hinamie]

someone asked if i had ever drawn gojo with his scars, now i have :>

[pa-pa-plasma]

love fics where Danny ends up in the DC universe & every alarm goes off at once & the magic users are like "yeah that's the most powerful being in the universe & also possibly super evil we are FUCKED fucked" & the Justice League is freaking tf out trying to find this thing that casually tore a hole in reality & it just cuts to Danny (Fenton) standing in the background blissfully unaware & like "man my life sucks but at least i have this candy bar—" *drops it in a puddle*

[lizardkingeliot]

6 minutes into the season 2 behind the scenes and the levels of jam are already unbearable

"I speak to jacob everyday nonstop all the time" WE KNOW!!!!

and do not even get me started on jacob reminding us of their nightly solo dinners in prague do NOT

[suntails]

do you deserve to be loved?

[carnationhes]

the katniss braid from the movies is actually crazy bc how was she doing a diagonal Dutch braid on the back of her head no mirror every morning in the middle of the forest. while being actively hunted for sport.

[satans-knitwear]

Fishnet Friday! (from the drafts!)

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

[chekhovstrap]

Crazy how Alicent’s resentment and subsequent betrayal of Rhaenyra divorces her so completely from herself that she becomes almost unrecognizable and the only thing that returns her to who she really is, is Rhaenyra.

[voidcanarys]

I’m assuming people know this but isagi’s “ego types” he’s ‘created’ are real theory

like how flow state is an actual thing, not just made up for blue lock

self-style ego vs world-style ego is literally just intrinsic vs extrinsic motivation

So world-type (aka isagi, hiori, reo etc) would be extrinsic motivation and self-type (aka shidou, bachira, nagi) would be intrinsic motivation

I hope this is taken further with in the manga and is actually discussed with all players, not just kept as theory in isagi’s head

[ham1lton]

the love interest for me is always lewis bc that’s my man and no one could be him <333 but i left it open ended bc like dream girl, you can imagine anyone you want hehehe (except i said cringe fail lando at the end bc he’s the only one that could fill that role 😭😭)

but EXACTLY what u described. charles is asking about the emoji keyboard and the intern is like who is asking about what…

i saw somewhere that lewis said he wants AI to help with the stewards’ decisions and engineer yn is like ily but this would make it worse. the AI would say we should ask vin diesel for a second opinion.

altho i could see max calling yn while he’s live-streaming bc his computer at home is giving him issues and she’s like never call me at home again

for my seb girlies (also me 🥵), he’s always asking her shit even after retirement. he’s like how do i end an ig live. what’s tiktok. who is alyssa violent (yn figures out he means alissa violet)

[aurosoulart]

I actually always hated selling/advertising merch so much. 😭

telling people to buy a shitty overpriced $30 + shipping phone case so I could make like $4.39 off an artwork inspired by the fragile beauty of nature just felt so bad. >_< I’m really glad I don’t feel pressured to sell on those kinds of sites anymore.

[arliganzey]

Has anyone ever given Commander Fox the full 'that's that me espresso' treatment? I don't actually know what this means but someone out there knows and wants to do something about it