#it’s my dogs birthday

[onceandfuturelesbian]

everyone say happy birthday james bond !!!

[kindercelery]

It’s little fatman’s 4th birthday!! 🥳 🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳

[canisalbus]

[whateveriwant]

He’s Simon “I Don’t Want a Dog” Riley, but when he comes home to find the new pooch you rescued, he says the reason he allows her to stay is because your puppy eyes softened him up (...sure).

He’s Simon “I Don’t Want a Dog” Riley, but less than a week into having the dog, he’s already letting her sleep on your bed because he thinks the one you bought her looks “too lumpy”.

He’s Simon “I Don’t Want a Dog” Riley, but when a clap of thunder scares the poor girl, he’s cuddled up right beside her on the couch, comforting her until the storm passes.

He’s Simon “I Don’t Want a Dog” Riley, but when you find the skull-themed bandana amongst his purchases from the pet store, he claims to have zero knowledge about how that wound up in there.

He’s Simon “I Don’t Want a Dog” Riley, but after he upgrades to a newer phone, the first pictures he takes are of your pup whilst she’s having a nap.

He’s Simon “I Don’t Want a Dog” Riley, but to celebrate her birthday, he throws her a full-blown party – complete with decorations, presents, and a homemade cake (for your birthday, he just got you a card).

He’s Simon “I Don’t Want a Dog” Riley, but when he thinks you’re not looking, he sneaks her little bites of food from his own plate.

He’s Simon “I Don’t Want a Dog” Riley, but when he accidentally steps on one of her paws, he sits there for 20 minutes apologizing profusely to her.

He’s Simon “I Don’t Want a Dog” Riley, but every time he calls home when he’s deployed, one of the first questions out of his mouth is, “How’s m– the dog doin’?”

He’s Simon “I Don’t Want a Dog” Riley, but when she finally learns the trick he’s been trying to teach her for weeks, you swear you almost see him cry.

He was Simon “I Don’t Want a Dog” Riley, but the moment that little four-legged girl wiggled her way into his life, he knew he was a goner.

[raystarkitty]

The Care Bears visit Ponyville 🌈✨

[dead-body-in-the-basement]

Write a card to the birthday bastard

[caelanglang]

happy birthday to our strongest warrior

[yaolmao]

[sensitiveheartless]

[saltedbiscuiit]

Mayoi Chuuyas because I love the outfits!!

[lotus-pear]

lore accurate chuuya canonically drives a 2006 sparkly barbie motorcycle

[moonphotos0]

flower boy !!

[riolone-moon]

HAPPY BDAY, MY BELOVED ❤

[tamanegi-san]

Happy bIRDTHDAY BIRD BOYYYY 🕊✨

[valewritessss]

Annabeth crying when she has to say bye to Cerberus is so special to me because it shows that she’s not truly all cold and stoic she’s a sweetheart

[clouvu]

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