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His Waking Nightmare

Fandom: Star Wars / Obi-Wan Kenobi (Disney+ series)

Cateogory: Gen

Summary: This is glimpse into the mind of Darth Vader and his thoughts during Obi-Wan Kenobi, Episode 3.

Words: 1530

Characters: Darth Vader, Obi-Wan Kenobi

Category: Character study, POV, angst, action

Warnings: Mature - Violence, Blood

A/N: This contains heavy spoilers for the Kenobi Disney+ series. Let me know what you think! I have room to explore this further as the season progresses. This has been crossed posted on my a03 page as well.

His nightmare will become the Jedi’s nightmare.

And soon, he will burn the Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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Anakin.

The name of a man who died broken, powerless and afraid.

It was a name of weakness.

Darth Vader despised that name.

The bearer of that name was betrayed by those he loved.

A man who was frightened of his own power and potential to be the most powerful being in the galaxy.

It was a name not uttered by any living thing for nearly a decade.

Darth Vader murdered that name ten years ago.

It was lost. Gone. Forgotten.

Until that very moment.

The very moment Darth Vader felt it ripple across the Force. It shattered, like a piece of glass across his mind as he rested fitfully in the bacta tank.

The only thing worse than that name was the one who spoke it.

The one who betrayed it so dearly.

A Brother…

Father…

Friend…

Foe…

Enemy.

The Sith Lord’s eyes snapped open.

The name, Anakin, may be dead, but Obi-Wan Kenobi was very much alive.

Behind his respirator, Darth Vader smiled.

-

“Where is he?” Darth Vader articulated to the holoscreen from his throne on the dais.

The heat of the planet’s core elevated the temperature naturally of the room, but it particularly boiled his fury further, as he listened to the Third Sister’s report.

“The Grand Inquisitor means nothing.” Vader snapped, unable to take the her lies.

His hands gripped the throne, reigning in his fury as he leaned forward. “Kenobi is all that matters now. Is that understood?”

“Yes.. My lord,” the Third Sister answered, reverently.

Thank you… my Master.

He could taste her fury, her anger, and her cold ambition across the Force. Such power was a weapon to use for his advantage.

And Kenobi’s downfall.

“I have been watching you, Third Sister.” He commended as he watched her accept his facade of praise.

She lifted her chin. It was not a look of defiance, but one of devotion. As if he was the salvation of her entire existence and purpose in life.

I will do whatever you ask.

Good.

“I know what it is you seek.” He continued, baiting her. “Prove yourself, and the position of Grand Inquisitor is… yours. Fail me, and you will not live to regret it.”

I have failed you, Anakin. I have failed you.

She stared at the Sith Lord. The unadulterated rage in her eyes was now honed into the blade he needed… and one he could discard later.

The holoscreen ended.

He stood suddenly, moving to the window looking over the molten planet.

Soon.

He sensed his meeting with the Jedi Master would be soon.

He gazed into to planet ground, his anger burning as hotly as the day he last saw his former Master.

His nightmare will become the Jedi’s nightmare.

And soon, he will burn the Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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“My Lord, we have located Obi-Wan Kenobi.”

The report rang in his ears once again as they landed on some backwards mining planet.

How fitting his once Master would choose to die on on a planet befitting of a useless, old man.

His respirator was the only sound, echoing loudly in his ears.

The Stormtroopers lined the streets with the town’s folk sheltered in their homes.

Hiding from the monster stalking their streets.

Death incarnate.

He could feel the mothers’ grasping unto their young ones… the soft cries of sons and daughters muffled by their parents’ shoulders… the prayers whispered by the elderly over their tables.

But more importantly, he could feel something else… A presence he had not felt in over ten years.

He stopped.

Rain. The smell of rain.

Then it was gone.

Goodbye old friend.

No.

NO.

Where did it go? He searched again. Where did he GO?

He lifted the woman in the building next to him through the Force, choking her to death.

WHERE ARE YOU? He shouted from his mind.

Another man, he lifted and choked. Their struggle filled his rage.

SHOW YOURSELF. His mind screamed as he snapped the neck of some boy begging for his dead father.

He continued to walk forward, choking another citizen as he searched.

And searched.

And searched.

Vader ripped the top off a stand, where a couple clung to each other in fear.

As they should fear him.

He desired to drag their pain out longer.

But then he felt it.

Rain. That feeling of rain.

One that cools the earth after a hot day. A summer rain.

There.

His head swung to the left.

Kenobi.

No, he was gone, and the space was empty with only crates lining the wall.

And then the Sith Lord tasted it.

Fear.

Not just fear… but the fear of Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Darth Vader slowly moved towards that fear, like a hurricane on the horizon after a summer rain.

-

Patience was one thing Anakin Skywalker lacked in his lifetime. And it was one thing Darth Vader gained through his training and powers as a Sith Lord.

He watched his former Master struggle to catch his breath of the town's outskirts. Kenobi was lost in his dread as it continued to grow and grow the longer Vader circled him in the shadows.

Darth Vader ignited his lightsaber from a distance away.

The red glowed off the iris’ of Obi-Wan Kenobi.

For ten years, Darth Vader dreamt of this moment. The day he would finally make his Master suffer.

Kenobi ran.

Darth Vader sheathed his light saber.

Good. Darth Vader would relish in this chase and prolong Obi-Wan’s soon to be waking nightmare.

-

“You cannot run… Obi-Wan.” He spoke from his shadows.

Kenobi ignited his lightsaber. The illumination of the blue showed the face of Kenobi fully now as he gaped across the sands, searching for him.

Vader allowed himself to gaze at the man who once knew Anakin Skywalker.

The Jedi Master’s eyes were creased with age, and his hair sprinkled with white and grey, longer than when they last dueled. He was older, no mistaking that, but the look in his eyes remained the same. Focused, calm, strong.

The eyes of a Jedi Master.

The eyes of someone who would soon die by his hand.

Vader left his shadows, approaching Kenobi slowly. He watched as the Jedi looked over him. Ten years had passed, and yet Kenobi’s look of pity and sorrow were the same.

“What have you become?” He asked.

Vader contained the snarl at his throat. “I am what you made me.”

Kenobi ran again.

He didn’t care.

Obi-wan would soon be dead.

Tired of this game, Vader ignited his saber, meeting his own with Kenobi’s.

Darth Vader advanced on Kenobi, attacking him with knowing blows, testing the old man’s skill.

Pathetic, he thought, watching Kenobi scramble in his footwork.

“The years have made you weak,” Vader sneered.

I’ve become more powerful than any Jedi.

Obi-Wan was silent watching the Sith Lord stalk forward.

Vader attacked with a hammer down of his saber, leaving Kenobi needing to use both hands to keep his grip.

Kenobi fell to his knees.

“You should have a killed me when you had the chance.” Vader chastised.

If you are not with me, you're my enemy.

Obi-Wan stood, nicked a pipe, letting steam cover his escape.

Vader walked through the smoke, swallowed by the fumes.

Anger led his footsteps as he approached Obi-Wan again and raised him into the air with a Force chokehold.

Obi-Wan struggled, his lightsaber falling to the ground.

Finally.

Vader relished in sounds of pain. It was the sound of a man who caused him so much pain. So much anguish. So much loss.

Vader was finally here. This was his dream made reality.

Obi-Wan Kenobi, the source of all his pain, suffering, and anguish since he was a child, was here. Finally at his mercy and power.

And he would make this a slow death.

Ten years of waiting deserves the time to give the torture Kenobi deserves.

Vader carefully tipped over the flammable mining materials between the two of them. He ignited it with a stroke of his lightsaber, still maintaining his grip on Kenobi throat.

It’s over Anakin. I have the high ground.

You underestimate my power.

Underestimate it, Kenobi did indeed.

“Now you will suffer, Obi-Wan,” Vader hissed, drawing him over the fire. Vader’s nightmare would now become Kenobi’s nightmare. “Your pain has just begun.”

Obi-Wan cried as the fire burned his shoulder. Obi-Wan continued to whimper even as the fire went out.

“Bring him to me,” Vader stated, barely acknowledging the Stormtroopers around him.

His torture would be written in the history books. He knew that the suffering of Obi-Wan Kenobi would be felt across the Force for centuries.

His plans were stripped the moment Kenobi’s allies helped him escape.

Even as Darth Vader stood over the flame between where he gripped the life of his former Master, he knew that this was not the end of his battle.

He would not be so greedy for pain. For torture. The Jedi would not be able to run anymore. No more escapes.

He will kill Obi-Wan Kenobi once and for all.

And the name Anakin will never be spoken again.

[gatecoeur]

"... Talk me out of getting a dog... I hop from one hotel to another, getting a dog is such a bad idea... But also, like... you know... I want a dog..."

{ @hxrbingxr }{ in the words of internet meme icon darth sidious... dew it }

"Eira, I hate to say this, but I'm honestly one of the worst people to talk you out of that," Arrie huffed with a grin. "I told myself I wasn't going to get a dog, or any pet really, when I moved out here to New York City... I thought my lifestyle was too dangerous to keep one around, especially since I'm on my own... That was before Frank tricked me into meeting Obélix and basically guilt-tripped me into adopting him."

Arrie looked down fondly at the old Rottweiler in question, who in turn looked up at her, as if to call her out on her bullshit. Technically what she said wasn't a lie, but... Well, maybe she was putting more blame on that old Marine than she should.

"The only thing I really can say is that I'm not sure many hotels would even let you bring in a pet... You know, allergies and all of that."

[pretendwiseguysofficial]

MBTI: Sheev Palpatine/Darth Sidious (Star Wars) - ENTJ, 8w7

Written by Ryan (archive post from January 30, 2019)

What? Palpatine is not an INTJ you say? Nope, he’s an ENTJ. A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one. One might even say that it’s treason, then. Wanna hear all about why? Read on below, then. Let’s dew it.

Use my knowledge, I beg you! People have been speculating for decades that old Sheev here is an INTJ, and I don’t blame them for thinking that. It would naturally seem that way. Having a decades-long plan of becoming Supreme Chancellor, secretly controlling both sides of a war, taking over the Republic, eliminating the Jedi, and trading your way up to the ultimate apprentice in The Chosen One all just to sit back and relax on your throne cackling seems like a pretty foolproof, Ni-driven plan, right? As in primary Ni? You’d think so. He wants unlimited power. But, sadly not though. Ironic. There are a number of different factors here in which Te rules supreme: one, Palpatine likes things to go his way, in accordance with his secondary Ni, manifesting as impatience; it’s either his way or the highway. Compare him to Grand Admiral Thrawn, an INTJ, who, with primary Ni, sees a plan as constantly evolving, and he works to adapt it. People are quick to assume that just because Te isn’t projected in a form of an outburst from Palpatine compared to other Te-users, it must mean he’s INTJ. But that’s not the case. I thought not. On a similar front, the ESTJ likes to dish out orders and sit in on the entire operation, in the thick of it, to make sure things run smoothly, due to their secondary Si. Palps does not; he would rather think in big picture terms (secondary Ni), and delegate all of that tough stuff to Imperial officers like Tarkin, who are much better at that sort of thing. Instead, with all of the tedious stuff being delegated, Palpy would rather concern himself with big picture stuff that helps further his personal goals, such as ancient Dark Side research and experiments, and emotional manipulation of apprentices and enemies. Some might point to any other rational type as someone who would do this, as the ENTJ is the type least likely to involve himself in these things. However, Palpatine is one of many exceptions, some would consider to be unnatural.

The thing with Palpatine is that his research and experiments are to further his own personal goals, and not to be research for curiosity or knowledge as the general outcome in and of itself, which would be a motivator for xNTPs. This is what signifies xNTJ. So why ENTJ and not INTJ? The tertiary Se is the real ace-in-the-hole that many evil ENTJs have, and it’s crucial to their ability to be able to weasel their way out of many tricky situations. The ESTP (common type of scoundrels in the Star Wars universe) is known to use it to constantly manipulate situations to their advantage, and we all know how that turns out with Lando and Beckett. To Palpatine’s advantage, he’ll play a situation due to the environment he’s in. When he’s sitting on the ledge facing the blade of Mace Windu and Anakin storms through the door, it’s convenient that Palpy looks defeated, frail, weak, and innocent in Anakin’s eyes, and he uses the situation to Anakin’s advantage, manipulating him into killing Mace Windu. Leave him, or we’ll never make it! The Se allows him to adapt to any situation, but the Te-Ni restrains him from embracing it in most situations, because the ENTJ wants their plan to be carried out with as little alterations as possible. Whereas the INTJ is less annoyed at alterations to a plan, but as a result of their inferior Se, they have a hard time adapting to immediate changes in the plan.

And I think we don’t need an expert to explain how relatively low, immature, and undeveloped Palpatine’s Fi is. In the Legends and New Canon, it’s further explained that Palpatine reaches out for more and more power based upon paranoid fears of losing it; this is a common, negative thread with ENTJs due to their unhealthy Ni-Fi (secondary/inferior) loop that can exaggerate delusions not rigidly founded in logic. Whereas an xNFJ’s Ni-Ti loop will exaggerate delusions that sound logical to the user. But the big kicker? Palpatine is ultimately more of an extravert. Wait, where’s the evidence? New Canon and Legends continuities. In both, Palpatine is very much a patron of public arts such as theatre (a trait that Ian McDiarmid calls Palpatine’s only redeeming quality) and having a vast social circle of acquaintances and “friends.” To be honest, it’s more prevalent in the Legends continuity, but it’s still here in New Canon.

So with that being said, Palpatine for sure is an ENTJ, and you can just let the hate flow through you if you disagree. Or comment and explain your reasoning. I would welcome it and love it!

[theabominableblogger]

Rewatching “Revenge of the Sith”

Ohhhh yeahhh, I’m going there.

My apologies in advance because this post is so long...

*silently boogies out to 20th Century Fox jingle and ends up throwing popcorn everywhere*

*mouths along to opening theme*

WAR!

“Evil is everywhere.”  Dude, this is Star Wars we’re talking about...

Just a heads up, I am so freaking glad that we have The Clone Wars because honestly, it has a lot more flowing character development when it comes from jumping from “Attack of the Clones” to this movie, especially Anakin.

Lens flare!

Holy snot how many Republic ships are there?!?  Did the Separatists come with every single ship imaginable?  Is that why?

Aaaaand that’s a dead body.

The hell are those things?

“Nothing too fancy.”  Says the man [Obi-Wan] who dramatically drops his robes whenever possible.

*imitates the buzz droids*

“IN THE NAME OF-”  Finish the sentence, Obi-Wan!

R2′s taser thingy looks like the Twelfth Doctor’s sonic screwdriver.

What if they didn’t notice the shield in time?

Boom!  End of saga.  Cue end credits music.

Ohhhh this asshole.

WHAAAATTT’SS THE SITUATION, CAPTAINNNN???

*imitates the droids saying “Roger roger”*

How come Anakin and Obi-Wan aren’t getting jostled around when the elevator car first stops?

*quotes the entire “No loose wire jokes” conversation in the elevator*

Is that the same freaking chair that’s gonna pop up in “Return of the Jedi?”

Anakin and Obi-Wan fight Dooku but every time their lightsabers clash, it’s Obi-Wan going “Hello there”

Did Dooku just backwards kick Anakin away?  Oh my God...

DEW IT

 *Anakin kills Count Dooku*  Well done, prequels.  You done didn’t use your Christopher Lee effectively enough.

ALL BATTERIES FIRE, FIRE!

Wilhelm Scream!

*imitates droid saying “Reversing stabilizers...”*

Holy crap, you can actually see Grievous’s face kind of twitching with anger when he commands the droids to level out the ship.  Dang.

Freaking Obi-Wan’s little yell of horror when he wakes up...

*ugly cackles*

*quotes the entire ray shields scene*

I cannot freaking believe that the TV show took the time to make freaking sure that Anakin never met Grievous until this movie.

Actually, yes I can.  They have a goddamn script continuity department.

How come one of them didn’t take one of the electrostaffs?

The Separatist flagship just tore in half when it entered the atmosphere and yet I remain completely unfazed.

“8 plus 16...”  Pfftt, what the heck does that mean?

Guys, I think I found the origin for the Dramatic Hair Flop of Angst in TCW

Pretty sure that’s the Millenium Falcon at the bottom hangar

“Oh, I’m not brave enough for politics.”  *cough cough*

Obi-Wan gets a whole freaking bus to himself.  Chaos will ensue.

How has no one noticed Padme just hanging out next to one of the pillars?

“There were whispers... that you [Anakin] had been killed...”  Really?

Anakin’s reaction to Padme telling him that she’s pregnant is actually really good.

Wasn’t there like a deleted interaction where Anakin first accused Padme of sleeping with someone else while he was gone but then they decided that was not that great of an idea?

The music that plays when Grievous exits the shuttle is pretty sweet

*imitates Grievous saying “Yes, Lord Sidious?”*

*claps with each word*  This is not how you write romance, [George] Lucas!

Oh I didn’t realize that you could actually hear Anakin’s robotic arm move when he puts his face in his hands

“How long is it gonna take before we start being honest with each other?”  You [Padme] should have asked that before you two got hitched in the first place.

Ladies and gentlemen, the absolute worst therapy lesson in the history of Star Wars:  Yoda telling Anakin to basically get over himself and accept the sudden, incoming death of the people he loves.

“What must I do, Master Yoda?”  MOTHEREFFING IGNORE HIM!

“Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose.”  NOOO, OH MY GOD...

There’s actually a whole video by Pop Culture Detective that went into detail how terrible the Jedi Council were when it came to giving Anakin emotional support.

“Be careful of your friend Palpatine.”  And your pal, Friend-patine.

I just noticed that there are less chairs in the Jedi Council room

“The Council doesn’t like it when he [Palpatine] interferes with Jedi affairs.”  Then why the heck don’t they confront Palpatine about it?

Holy crap, I just realized that this movie came out 13 years ago.

“Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo...” Was that really “holding” though?

Anakin’s delivery of “At last!” sounds like Darth Maul when he said “At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi” in the first movie.

This entire opera scene should be a dead give away to Anakin learning about Palpatine being the Sith Lord.  The minute Palpatine even said the word “Sith” should have raised a few red flags...

This entire Darth Plaguesis explanation is so good and ominous.  Just the minute Palpatine finishes the story and tells Anakin that there are other ways to gain that sort of power, you can just gradually feel the dread setting in for the rest of the movie.  You just know something bad is gonna happen (besides Anakin becoming Darth Vader)...

Look at the way Obi-Wan’s sitting in his chair!

Oh my God... the Wookies just did a Tarzan yell...

Headcanon:  he’s [Anakin] checking for updates about the Siege of Mandalore

OK, everyone craps on the Utapau storyline with the fight scene between Obi-Wan and Grievous but I actually think this is one of the best parts in the movie.

I love the design for the Pau’ans

GUYSSS I LOVE BOGA SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!

Someone get me a plush animal of her on my desk pronto!

HELLO THERE!

GENERAL KENOBIII... YOU ARE A BOLD ONE...

That pose though!

That spinning helicopter move Grievous does while stalking toward Obi-Wan was always really cool to me.  A little extra, but still cool.

ARMY OR NOT... YOU MUST REALIZE... YOU ARE DOOMED!

Oh I don’t think so!

*imitates Obi-Wan using the Force to throw Grievous*

Wait, so how many times has Cody had to hold onto Obi-Wan’s lightsaber when Obi-Wan freaking drops it?

Death Star plans?

Big question:  so how old is Anakin here?  He’s 19/20 in “Attack of the Clones” and there’s at least a one or two year time jump in S3 of TCW.

Yo, that means he was like late 30s/early 40s when he died in “Return of the Jedi.”  Well shoot, man...

Yeah, Obi-Wan, let’s freaking kick the crazy homicidal cyborg.  Great idea.

Is Grievous just covered in gasoline or something because he just went up in flames *snaps* just like that.

Ohhhh this scene with Anakin and Padme looking at the windows of their respective places is really good...

Look at freaking Anakin here! 

George Lucas deserves any and all sins for the bad dialogue for Anakin because Hayden Christensen can really act when he’s not given any dialogue and he’s just told to react. 

So, with that, henceforth, there shall be no dissing Hayden Christensen on my blog.

I AM THE SENATE!

Dramatic window break!

Palpatine’s lightsaber just freaking deactivated as soon as Windu kicked it out the window

Wowwww... the prosthetics on Palpatine look.. bad....

UNLIMITED.... POOWEEERRRRR!!!

I just realized that Anakin kind of walks over to Palpatine on his knees before he pledges himself to Palpatine

Why Darth “Vader” though?  Is there any special reasoning for that?

AN:  Holy crap, there’s an hour left and Anakin has just turned to the Dark Side...

Pfftttt....

THESE SHOTS THOUGH

Man, I need to download more tracks from this soundtrack...

You can tell that that’s green screen behind Cody

*in best Palpatine impression*  Execute Order 66!

Nooooooooooooo, Boga!

Aaaaand everyone dies and it sucks now!

Ughh, Aayla Secura...

NOOOOOOOOOO PLO KOONN!

What planet is that?

Here’s my question:  in Rebels, how the heck did Thrawn get Gree’s helmet?  Was there an imperial campaign out on Kashyyyk and he found it somewhere?

That small matte painting shot of the Jedi Temple burning is actually really pretty now that I see it again

Yooooo can we talk about this padawan though?

Kashyyyk has twin moons...

So what happens to Chewie after this and before the Han Solo movie?

Heeeyyyyyyy I know that kind of ship!

“Have faith, my love [Padme]...”  Uhhhh... Padme should have picked up on how... off that line was

How has NO ONE in the Senate (besides Organa and probably Mon Mothma) picked up on Padme’s pregnancy?

*imitates Palpatine*  Mustafaaarrrrr....

“Could be a trap.”  It’s Star Wars.  There’s always a trap.

What’s that planet right next to Mustafar?

Random xylophone scales!

Yoda is taking no prisoners!

Where are the lightsaber/balster holes in the younglings?  Yoda said that they were probably killed by lightsaber so where are the marks on their bodies?

Yellow eyes...

“So this is how liberty dies:  with thunderous applause.”  Best.  line.  Ever.  Someone send flowers and chocolates to Natalie Portman.

“I've recalibrated the code, warning all surviving Jedi to stay away.”  Aaaagghh and we see it in Rebels and in the Last Padawan comic!

Don’t mind me casually dying

I just noticed that gradually throughout this movie, you can see Obi-Wan get grey hairs in his sideburns

*Obi-Wan sneaks onto Padme’s ship to Mustafar*  Where did he come from?!?

“You [Darth Vader] have restored peace and balance to the galaxy.”  *in best Anakin voice*  OK... now what?

“And together, you [Padme] and I [Anakin] can rule the galaxy! We can make things the way we want them to be!”  Wow, “The Last Jedi” is just smackin’ me in the face right now

Anakin... you’re breaking my heart!

That is just extremely bad timing on Obi-Wan’s part

YOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF!

Your new Empire?!?

DEMOCRACY!

“Only a Sith deals in absolutes.”  A what?

That’s a pretty nasty lisp you have there.  Might wanna do something about that.

You know how this Yoda vs. Palpatine fight could be more amazing?  Just add helium

Honestly, for the BIG DEAL fight between Anakin and Obi-Wan, it just goes on for a little bit too long.

Plus when it’s intercut with the Yoda vs. Palpatine, the latter is way more entertaining (hello, two most powerful peope going head to head with actual Force lightning being involved?)

Are they [Anakin and Obi-Wan] just kicking each other with the Force now?  Wow...

NOT EVEN HITTING EACH OTHER!

Seriously, they’re just banging their lightsabers together and calling that a fight.  C’mon... actually try to hit the opponent!

Duel of the Fates!

*Palpatine throws the Senate chairs at Yoda with the Force* So I threw the Senate at him!

Honestly, you could cut out this whole balance thing on the sinking balcony and mining buildings/walkways

Commander Fox?

ExPLOsions...

Noooo... cut this out...

“Into exile, I [Yoda] must go.  Failed, I have.”  And yet people complain about Luke doing the exact same thing in the sequel trilogy

You’re not even trying to hit each other!

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, THE JEDI ARE EVIL!

IT’S OVER, ANAKIN!  I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

“You were my brother, Anakin.  I loved you.”  Uuuggghhhh....

I actually read somewhere that Ewan McGregor actually asked George Lucas to change the line to past tense instead of the original present tense.  Which is sad, so thanks Ewan.

Can’t you just put out the fire with the Force?

How did 3PO and R2 get an unconscious Padme on board?

Where is this?

*Palpatine’s shuttle lands in Coruscant*  It was a dark and stormy night...

Y’know, at this point, me comparing Anakin being repaired and transformed into Darth Vader and the creation of Frakenstein’s monster is almost inevitable at this point...

Stupid question, but what’s the significance of the names “Luke” and “Leia” concerning the themes present in the movies?  Or is that up to people like me who enjoy the meta to find that out?

He [Darth Vader] just killed that medical droid next to him...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Do not want....

“...[Qui Gon] learned the path to immortality...” In the TV show!

I like how the last line in this freaking movie is “Oh no!” and it’s from 3PO...

Triceratops rams!

The design for Padme’s funeral garb is actually Iain McCaig’s favorite concept art

How did they develop TIE fighters so quickly?

Oh my God, the dude they got to play Tarkin... oh God...

Definitely not Peter Cushing

*gasp*  Leia’s theme!

Random eopie noise!

Oh my God, “Binary Suns”...

Obi-Wan’s like “Great, now I gotta help a pair of random, separate Force-sensitive teenagers and their astromechs in the near future...”

Wait, they put Ewan McGregor in top billing?

“With Samuel L. Jackson as Mace Windu”  Thamuel El Jackthson!

Holy crap, I forgot Joel Edgerton plays young Uncle Owen