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2022dirt · 5 months ago

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Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.

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somethingswrongwithowen · 5 months ago

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GRGRGRGRGRGRRR MY AMBIVERT ASS NEEDS SOCIAL INTERACTION BUT NOBODY EVER WANTS TO HANG OUT 🤬🤬🤬

#GGRGRGRG #listen I can be alone for like #four days comfortably #but then I feverishly yearn for social interaction #itching at my skin n shit #AUGHH I CANT STAND THIS HOUSEHOLD #EVERYONE HERE SECRETLY HATES EACH OTHER #I HATE THESE FOUR WALLS!!!!!!!#knawing at the bars of my enclosure #plus it’s rare anyone ever initiates anything #it’s like fuck dude #feels like im the only one who cares

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blessyouhawkeye · 7 months ago

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i love that every time magneto loses his helmet in the x men movies he immediately starts going charles you could make me do ANYTHING YOU WANTED right now......... i'd be POWERLESS TO STOP YOU........ you could GET IN MY MIND and HAVE ME AT YOUR MERCY..... i think a lot of their problems could have been solved if charles just took him up on what was a very blatant proposition

#saying nothing new here by stating they should have just fucked it out. but like god dude we get it #you have kinks you want to explore usinf telekinesis why are you making this the x men's problem #x men #cherik

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oncillabrigade · 10 months ago

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Finally read Robins!

I have a lot of thoughts, but I just want to say this panel is the funniest thing I've ever seen:

#addressing Bruce as Batman is such a tell too #hilarious and fucked up #tim drake #bruce wayne #batfam #i continue to maintain that tim being a champion liar while looking like that has given him such an unfair advantage in life #no one suspects this awkward twink with survival skill-level excellence in lying to parental figures is lying to them #not even bruce #my dude this is why you are no longer the world's greatest detective #anyway #I fuckin' love tim drake #robin #robins (2022)

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krysmcscience · 6 months ago

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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

#fanart #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls #book of bill #i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context #turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao #look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities #you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way #i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy #don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol #also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D

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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months ago

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Gregory will have to speak for his FNAF crimes

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #fnaf cassie #fnaf gregory #glamrock freddy #roxxane wolf #security breach #fnaf ruin #‘Guys we’re getting the band back together’#I’m actually so curious how Roxy and Freddy etc would react to each other #like they both got fucked up but in different ways #both are happy the other is okay but yo you’re making your whole body dude #Gregory has so much explaining to do lmao

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nothorses · 7 months ago

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my dad's girlfriend- who is generally a conservative and who "doesn't really get into politics"- told me tonight that she learned about project 2025 & is going to vote in this election to try to help prevent Trump from getting into office. and that she's gonna try to convince my dad to vote (also for the first time ever) to do the same.

what I'm saying is I think we should keep talking about this.

#like holy fuck dude lol i was genuinely shocked when she said that #maybe i should start dropping into conversation that I'm actually gonna have to leave the country if Trump gets elected lol

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paracosmicka · 3 months ago

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have doodle lol

functionally, i am alive, emotionally?? idk about that work has me crying almost everyday now chat idk if i can do this anymore

#sonadow #? i guess #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sth #sth fanart #sonic the hedghog fanart #my art #sketch #sonic to shadow after shadow generations #but dw guys i’m doing fine #work it just so fucking stressful we’re getting scheduled understaffed and ofc no one wants to come in so we get call outs every day #30 min wait times to make a caramel macchiato?? yes ma’am ITS BC I’M THE ONLY ONE ON BAR RN #like dawg idk if you can tell but we’re in the middle of a giant shopping center ofc we’re gonna be busy #just expect you’re drink to take awhile to make #ESPECIALLY if the line is A BLOCK OUT THE DOOR #DUDE OFC WE’RE BEHIND HAVE YOU NOTICED WE HAVE ONLY THREE (3) PEOPLE WORKING RN???#WE SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST 6 #anyway probably gonna have to start going back to therapy #i’ll be fine lmao but damn this holiday season is fucking traumatizing

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indigo6f00ff · 1 year ago

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need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago

(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)

#my hands are still shaking to be quite honest i could not put a lot of effort into this.#but like. brain. why did you do that #literally i have been like hopelessly obsessed with de nonstop thinking abt it for the past couple of days it is Scaring me #it is terminal its soooo fucking chronic #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #for anyone who wants to know i bumped into some guys car that was stopped for a school bus. i think my brain errored and thought #my foot was fully pressing down on the brake pedal but it wasnt.#i am like 99.99 percent sure neither of us had any major damage to our cars but we still filed a police report just in case #because insurance do be a bitch. dudes back bumper was scratched lightly and my front license plate has a dent now #also literally my first ever car accident that ive had ever yippee yay

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lazylittledragon · 4 months ago

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y'know every time i feel guilty about bothering someone by singing along when i'm listening to music, i just remember that i have to tolerate my dirtbag brother screaming at his ps5 for hours every day so listening to muffled off-key fall out boy is probably preferable

#ramble #it's not loud btw it's just like. singing along in the car volume #not to get on my soapbox but there's a literal dent in his wall from his controller. and we're in the uk you CANNOT punch through walls #idk about anyone else but i've NEVER yelled at a video game?? like i'm absolute dogshit at 80% of them #and i've never had a PHYSICAL reaction beyond maybe 'ughh' then turning it off #if you're getting that angry maybe you just need to play different games because you're clearly not having fun #also added bonus that i didn't realise until adulthood. as a former daughter #cis son privileges are CRAZY #i don't even swear in front of my parents and my dude is just screaming actual slurs next door with NO consequences #like you wouldn't do that in public why is it ok to do it here #i think i've said fuck in front of my mum ONCE and i literally couldn't look at her the entire day #this is a box i am not ready to unpack yet akdhdh #is this just a my family thing or is this common

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2022dirt · 10 days ago

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Things worn down by people.

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termagax · 1 year ago

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yknow what pisses me da fuck off. how gay men get to be like teehee im too gay to care about women but lesbians are still expected to center men to the extent that jokes about Characters Who Are Lesbian Icons are always men. "lesbian and her boy blorbo" are the most popular jokes about lesbians on this website. "x man is a he/him lesbian" headcanons outnumber actual content about lesbian characters 10:1 even in series with well-written female characters. but sure youre Too Gay to think about a Yucky Female for ten seconds and you HAVE to broadcast this fact in the notes of posts abt fandom misogyny

#like if yr gay and u only care abt characters u wanna fuck fine but why r u bragging abt it on posts abt misogyny. mind yr business dude

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ohposhers · 7 months ago

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