#it’s just like an onion

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[krasnyel]

regular ascot-loving-mystery-solving family

[setaflow]

Gay pride happens in June and gay wrath happens whenever hbomberguy drops a 3+ hour video essay about a specific topic

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Can’t decide what’s funnier- Benoit Blanc meeting his husband during a high stakes murder mystery or Benoit Blanc meeting his husband at like, the grocery store

[spacediddly]

The funniest thing to me about Benoit Blanc in Glass Onion is that I didn’t realize that his striped outfit at the pool was a swimsuit, so I just saw him get in the water in his little suit and was like “yeah, that makes sense for him”

[banjo-bugs]

I truly genuinely believe they would get along so well

[drbtinglecannon]

The way in Knives Out that the entire Thrombey family constantly subjected Marta to racism for years ranging from micro aggressions to outright threats of deportation, that she knew all their fucked up dirty laundry and how they all were constantly exploiting Harlan's wealth, that they excluded her from Harlan's funeral and each blamed everyone else for it, and that they immediately dropped all pretenses of condescending civility when the will was read, yet she spent almost the entire movie sympathetic of them and wanting to gift them the fortune Harlan left her before finally standing up for herself in the last hour

Vs

The way in Glass Onion that Helen outright hated the entire "disrupters" group for at least ~10yrs before the movie even took place and made her opinion explicitly known, that her acting as her twin sister being jilted was so easy to maintain because she hated the entire group so much, that she didn't at all humor their extremely conditional "comradery" with her cause against Miles, and that in the end when everything was said and done she didn't stick around to watch them all turn on each other because it didn't matter anymore if they did or didn't

Marta's kindness got her the house.

Helen's justified fury burned Miles' down.

[mwagneto]

im so glad almost all detective media seems to recognise the very important fact that being a detective is inherently homosexual

[fritzllang]

honestly I think hugh grant lucked out with his glass onion role. a couple hours of shooting at most, no press work, no interviews, and he gets to be remembered by everyone as famous detective benoit blanc's live in sexy malewife

[swashbuckling-chicken]

my favorite thing about the glass onion before the helen brand reveal is that it makes benoit blanc look like he’s just really nosy for fun

[hyunjining]

lee know is so fascinating to me because he’s one of the most handsome men alive and an incredibly talented dancer and singer but also just a strange little guy who likes to touch butts and has a dark, unfiltered sense of humor and seems kind of outwardly aloof but really he’s an animal lover and he enjoys taking care of the people he loves without wanting anything in return and he just marches to the beat of his own drum and i just. i love him so much and think he’s so layered and incredible

[merukins]

Edgy Kieran is cool and all but I like the real Kieran better

[coldbycrossfade]

MAN THAT REALLY COLORS THIS RESPONSE IN THIS CONVERSATION SO DIFFERENTLY FOR ME

[whaliiwatching]

list of adults who are great with kids

unfortunately i cant actually make a meme better than the movie

[molinaesque]

What can you say about how The Ghoul regards Lucy, this do-right vault dweller, when they cross paths? When he sees her naivety, he understands that that's a naivety of convenience, and "I'm gonna mess with her. I just wanna poke her and y'know, mess with her a little bit." - Walton Goggins (x)

[cheddar-baby]

You know im all for The Fountain, i think its a masterpiece but i hope more non art people also know Duchamp for his other work. Like Nude Descending a Staircase No.2 is one of the most striking paintings ive ever seen.