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setaflow · 1 year ago

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Gay pride happens in June and gay wrath happens whenever hbomberguy drops a 3+ hour video essay about a specific topic

#hbomberguy #Just watched the full 4 hour plagiarism video and go OFF you funky bisexual king #Also I feel like people casually mention that Internet Historian and that Blare chick should've gotten mentioned more but honestly #Good on him for taking down Luke Stephens too-- who is now afaik a huge channel for video game news #So anyway video good go watch it and go support queer content creators who are not James Somerton :)#See y'all in 2024 when he drops a 5 hour essay on Onion farming or whatever #Seta speaks #top posts #5k #10k

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clementineskesh · 2 years ago

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the best thing about benoit blanc's clearly established emotional intelligence is knowing with 100% certainty that he did everything in his power to hurt miles bron's feelings on purpose

#like. icon #glass onion #making fun of the puzzle box? solving the mystery? having a wide-eyed condescension like he doesn't know what he's doing?#not to mention blatanlty insulting him and also baiting him into big speeches where he'd embarrass himself.#blanc knows what he's doing and what he's doing is making this little bitch cry

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fiddlingford · 3 months ago

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Gravity falls as onion headlines part II part I part III

#i don't like this one as much #still wanted to share #i wish the fandom explored shermie more #imagine being the baby of the family and essentially never meeting your older twin brothers #shermie was alone he didn't have someone like the twins did #he had to suffer his dad all alone #ofcourse unlike the twins he might have had friends #still #gravity falls #billford #stanely pines #stanford pines #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddauthor #bill cipher #onion headlines

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night-eyes1 · 2 years ago

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#glass onion #I am talking about his clothes #But also his personality too #In the first film he was like calm and cool detective #In the second movie hes much more like a adorable sunshine #benoit blanc #daniel craig #hugh grant #knives out #glass onion a knives out mystery #edward norton #janelle monae #phillip blanc #miles bron #helen brand #cassandra brand #rian johnson

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the-mad-prince-of-denmark · 2 years ago

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Can’t decide what’s funnier- Benoit Blanc meeting his husband during a high stakes murder mystery or Benoit Blanc meeting his husband at like, the grocery store

#glass onion a knives out mystery #glass onion #benoit blanc #if it’s the first thing then you know it was a bickering-to-lovers situation #like Phillip thought he was completely ridiculous and overblown #and then they grow closer to the point where they’re flirting while like. some jackass is shooting at people right behind them #just them renacting the scene from clue #‘how do you even get into that position?!’ ‘well here let me show you’#if it’s the second thing then they keep just pumping into each other buying the same pretentious items #blanc just wears him down #personal

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 15 days ago

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Out of sight, out of - wait.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #granny wen #a-yuan #It's always fascinating how colours translate from the page to the screen.#It would probably surprise a lot of people to see what some of these comics actually look like in physical form.#My lighter colours takes about 3-4 washes before it shows up on scan which means it tends to ripple the page.#And my yellows and oranges are drastically different colours when scanned compared to the ink colour.#There's about 20 or so comics where everyone's hair is purple - because it scanned in the exact same colour as my light grey.#Wait my book is right here in front of me so I can...yeah...Comics 57-77 were indeed purple.#This is all to say - is it not fascinating how what we see is often not the full truth of what the subject truly is?#Is it not fascinating to open another episode that reminds us that despite everyone's claims they could totally spot the evil YLLZ-#-The man walks around among them for months as no more than a man haggling for deals like the rest.#It's almost as if he's just a person. It's almost as if none of us - no matter what we do are really anything more than just a person.#Your good acts will be overtaken by how other's interpret you in negative light.#Just as easily are people willing to forgive crueler actions if they hold you in high esteem.#But what's real? Is the page I hold the real version of this comic? Is it the one you look at?#Is the man known as Wuxian the most himself when he is alone or on the battlefield?#Perhaps he is and has always been a scared orphan boy lost in the market.#I think there is no good answer to any of these questions.#But I do know that panic rising in WWX as he frantically looks for A-yuan was for more than one boy.#To be human is to have layers around a delicate center. We only really grow around our wounds from childhood.#In other words; Donkey from Shrek would also probably call Wei Wuxian an onion. I'll see myself out now.

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spacediddly · 2 years ago

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The funniest thing to me about Benoit Blanc in Glass Onion is that I didn’t realize that his striped outfit at the pool was a swimsuit, so I just saw him get in the water in his little suit and was like “yeah, that makes sense for him”

#i literally did not realize it was a bathing suit #I just thought he was like that #glass onion #glass onion a knives out mystery #benoit blanc #daniel craig

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maid-of-the-golden-deer · 2 years ago

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an underrated glass onion detail is miles saying his mother took him to the louvre when he was six- a subtle implication about how like, he CLEARLY had money to start with. he didnt conveniently have all those connections that helped everyone early on, or that helped him start alpha with andi.

like most rich people, he started with money and gained more and more.

#glass onion #knives out #miles bron #andi DID work hard and was rewarded but the moment he felt threatened he made it clear how precarious it all was for someone like her #who actually had to earn it #i bet that if the situation reversed he had some family connections that could have helped him actually fight a court case

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goldenhawk-k · 2 years ago

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Guys please. Benoit Blanc wasn’t “hinted at” being gay in Glass Onion. He IS gay. CANONICALLY. Even if Rian Johnson didn’t confirm that Hugh Grant is in a romantic relationship with Blanc, if it was a woman answering the door, everyone would just assume that was his girlfriend or wife or smth.

This isn’t something that’s ever gonna be explored bc the movies aren’t about his identity. They’re barely about Blanc. He’s just the world’s greatest detective, and he just so happens to be gay.

#and married to hugh grant #sorry I’ve seen too many people going omg they implied Blanc was gay #HE IS GAY!!!!#glass onion #i got to see glass onion one to two months early depending on what you consider the release date #and now it’s out so I can rant #benoit blanc #also his names Philip #like canonically the character that Hugh grant plays is named Phillip

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fritzllang · 2 years ago

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honestly I think hugh grant lucked out with his glass onion role. a couple hours of shooting at most, no press work, no interviews, and he gets to be remembered by everyone as famous detective benoit blanc's live in sexy malewife

#'ill just play this 10 second cameo role no big deal'#*becomes the next tumblr girlfriend*#you guys dont understand what this is doing to 13 year old me who watched every hugh grant film he could get his hands on #ive waited all my life for aomething like this #glass onion #knives out #hugh grant #daniel craig #rian johnson

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casualavocados · 3 months ago

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Learn from who? Learn from you?

Chen Bowen as CHEN YI & Chiang Tien as AI DI KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)

#kiseki: dear to me #kisekiedit #kdtm #kiseki dear to me #ai di x chen yi #chen yi x ai di #nat chen #chen bowen #louis chiang #chiang tien #jiang dian #userspring #uservid #pdribs #userspicy #userjjessi #*cajedit #*gif #uh huh. mmhm. parallels and shit #OK LIKE. in nice words ai di essentially tells chen yi to go for it BUT bc hes a Lil Shit he says it like 'use force to PROVE how you feel.#followed by '.....OH WAIT YOU CANT BEAT HIM'. the way he rubs that in chen yi's face too like it isnt even 'youre weaker than him.'#it's you're LOWER than him. & thats why ai di calls him a coward bc therell always be a divide between chen yi & cdy that chen yi wont cros #and the point of this is - okay i know chen yi is literally picking ai di up and throwing him around here but also you have to remember #ai di LETS HIM. ai di doesnt fight back as hard as he could and that puts them on EVEN. EQUAL. GROUND. every time.#& yeah theres some comedy to it but you cant Ever forget that ai di wants chen yi to want him. needs it. he's faking sleep in the 1st scene #and once chen yi realizes what he wants he puts everything he has into keeping it - inadvertently taking ai di's advice by doing so -#& expresses it in every kind of way too. whatever it takes. bc between the two of them its not just 'bring him back' it's 'bring him HOME'#in a way thats based on the constantly being witness to the worst of each other & choosing it AND. years and layers of trust & love.#..ok only I would take a gifset of chen yi picking ai di up & make it abt how their relationship is perfectly balanced. but im right so idc #the last one ties it all together in my onion. chen yi got him home. and ai di's deliberately allowing himself to be loved. they won

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crustycrackhead · 4 months ago

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I got possessed dude, did a line of flour— some crazy shit anyways… Swampcat

Swampcat, Kremy Lecroux x Morning Frost

They both find each other interesting like anatomy wise, drastically different, some “lemme examine you 🤓☝️”

Kremy slowly blinks and Frost gets flustered… that’s the good shit to me man. Purring, Bellows… I SHOOT THEM TWO WITH MY AMERICAN GUN

#my art #legends of avantris #loa #ouaw #once upon a witchlight #kremy lecroux #morning frost #Kremy x frost #frost x Kremy #Kremy Lecroux x Morning Frost #Morning Frost x Kremy Lecroux #swampcat #ouaw swampcat #swampcat ouaw #I think they slay #they’re apathetic towards eachother leaning on dislike #I dunno I think I’m crazy #I’m being so real— No throwing clothes silly Billy— their foreplay is folding eachother’s clothes cuz that’s A SHOW OF CARE OKAY BRO #I THINK THAT’S SWEET #there’s moment of tenderness and I think that shit goes so hard #freak 4 freak #demi 4 demi #also like— Frost is def more experienced when it comes to the devil’s tango but also I think the juxtaposition of Kremy being “bruh idk #Kremy to me can charm a person and get a free drink but I don’t think ever went past that cuz he never had the desire to #he’s so demi to me #he would definitely be out of his element but liek he’s enthusiastic okay #Kremy is like an onion layered and every time you peel a layer back you get more Kremy and I think that’s the thrill of it #he would be interesting #I’m speaking from an aroace perspective— like how a scientist would see bacteria under a microscope #tw suggestive

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merukins · 1 year ago

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Edgy Kieran is cool and all but I like the real Kieran better

#he can still wear his jacket in the cunty way tho #onion or original Kieran both is good #oo maybe he can just put his hair up when he’s being serious #hmm yes I like it #that’d be neat then I CAN have both #fanart #Pokémon Kieran #Pokémon Juliana #Pokémon sv #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon violet #Pokémon scarlet #chibi #mini comic

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wherestoriescomefrom · 2 years ago

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rian johnson took all that time, put in all that effort to make glass onion a fantastic period piece to the first four months of pandemic, a prescient narrative that anticipates the stupidity of rich billionaires, and then pulled the rug from under us because the world of benoit blanc just straight up doesn't have the mona lisa anymore

#Some geniuses in the notes are talking about how it wasn't the real mona lisa #And I'm editing my tags because tumblr is a website with minimal reading comprehension #But the POINT is that he went through all that effort to make the world canon complaint with ours #Only to DESTROY a cultural artefact real or not #Having massive political implications for the world #And that's what I was pointing out. Here and in another reblog that presumably no one will care to fish out #It's in the replies for those looking #Anyway I hope rian johnson makes ten of these without the mona lisa #Also as a side note. So many movies have ignored covid #Not this man. He's like no we'll include it. But if we divert from canon reality #We're going to destroy the mona lisa #Love that for him. Icon #hello void this is ridiculosity #knives out #glass onion #benoit blanc mysteries

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coldbycrossfade · 1 year ago

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