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Gay pride happens in June and gay wrath happens whenever hbomberguy drops a 3+ hour video essay about a specific topic
#hbomberguy#Just watched the full 4 hour plagiarism video and go OFF you funky bisexual king#Also I feel like people casually mention that Internet Historian and that Blare chick should've gotten mentioned more but honestly#Good on him for taking down Luke Stephens too-- who is now afaik a huge channel for video game news#So anyway video good go watch it and go support queer content creators who are not James Somerton :)#See y'all in 2024 when he drops a 5 hour essay on Onion farming or whatever#Seta speaks#top posts#5k#10k
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Gravity falls as onion headlines part II part I part III
#i don't like this one as much#still wanted to share#i wish the fandom explored shermie more#imagine being the baby of the family and essentially never meeting your older twin brothers#shermie was alone he didn't have someone like the twins did#he had to suffer his dad all alone#ofcourse unlike the twins he might have had friends#still#gravity falls#billford#stanely pines#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddauthor#bill cipher#onion headlines
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Out of sight, out of - wait.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#granny wen#a-yuan#It's always fascinating how colours translate from the page to the screen.#It would probably surprise a lot of people to see what some of these comics actually look like in physical form.#My lighter colours takes about 3-4 washes before it shows up on scan which means it tends to ripple the page.#And my yellows and oranges are drastically different colours when scanned compared to the ink colour.#There's about 20 or so comics where everyone's hair is purple - because it scanned in the exact same colour as my light grey.#Wait my book is right here in front of me so I can...yeah...Comics 57-77 were indeed purple.#This is all to say - is it not fascinating how what we see is often not the full truth of what the subject truly is?#Is it not fascinating to open another episode that reminds us that despite everyone's claims they could totally spot the evil YLLZ-#-The man walks around among them for months as no more than a man haggling for deals like the rest.#It's almost as if he's just a person. It's almost as if none of us - no matter what we do are really anything more than just a person.#Your good acts will be overtaken by how other's interpret you in negative light.#Just as easily are people willing to forgive crueler actions if they hold you in high esteem.#But what's real? Is the page I hold the real version of this comic? Is it the one you look at?#Is the man known as Wuxian the most himself when he is alone or on the battlefield?#Perhaps he is and has always been a scared orphan boy lost in the market.#I think there is no good answer to any of these questions.#But I do know that panic rising in WWX as he frantically looks for A-yuan was for more than one boy.#To be human is to have layers around a delicate center. We only really grow around our wounds from childhood.#In other words; Donkey from Shrek would also probably call Wei Wuxian an onion. I'll see myself out now.
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lucanis is a 'I could sit in our quiet kitchen on a grey tuesday afternoon drinking coffee and talking with you about nothing much in particular forever and be the happiest man who ever lived' romantic, not a 'classic tropes and grand gestures' romantic. this is a distinction and conceptual gap I personally feel is crucial to understanding what's going on with him when romanced. for all his almost painful sincerity and clear depth of feeling he's not a very effusive guy by nature, but in the history of time no one has ever, with their whole soul, chest and being, been so genuinely and openly happy to just do laundry and taxes with you.
#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#rookanis#rook x lucanis#his enchanting bordering on comical low-keyness in all his dealings and quiet but unflinching devotion is the point!#that is where the joy is stored. To Me. the mutual 'your company could make hell paradise to me' level of just...#*liking* between him and rook gets to me. they're best friends who enjoy doing everything together and also in love.#diversity win two demisexuals living the dream out there and incidentally also sometimes killing dragons together <3#it's less about the butterflies in my stomach excited love more about the calm safe home/best friend kind of love. if you see what I mean#less dramatic and narratively explosive more realistic and soothing and exactly my shit haha#also I think he's autistic and leaning on romance tropes is more like scripting for him (not inauthentic in terms of the feelings#just some 'well as I understand these are the steps to *express* these feelings' not quite spontaneity going on)#but that is very much a personal headcanon and fully vibes-based and no one has to agree with me on it haha#if/when he proposes to rye I don't think he plans it all out or anything he'd just gaze at him in some very mundane everyday situation#and suddenly go '...hey do you want to get married' like he's noting that they're low on onions or something#because he's so utterly enchanted with rook's existence and being anything else seems kind of irrelevant right then#(rye knows him very well and is not particularly taken aback by this. if anything he'd been fretting#over popping the much bigger question of whether lucanis wants to get buried side by side with him lol#(reader... he said yes. and they were gravemates. (oh my god they were gravmates)))
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Learn from who? Learn from you?
Chen Bowen as CHEN YI & Chiang Tien as AI DI KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)
#kiseki: dear to me#kisekiedit#kdtm#kiseki dear to me#ai di x chen yi#chen yi x ai di#nat chen#chen bowen#louis chiang#chiang tien#jiang dian#userspring#uservid#pdribs#userspicy#userjjessi#*cajedit#*gif#uh huh. mmhm. parallels and shit#OK LIKE. in nice words ai di essentially tells chen yi to go for it BUT bc hes a Lil Shit he says it like 'use force to PROVE how you feel.#followed by '.....OH WAIT YOU CANT BEAT HIM'. the way he rubs that in chen yi's face too like it isnt even 'youre weaker than him.'#it's you're LOWER than him. & thats why ai di calls him a coward bc therell always be a divide between chen yi & cdy that chen yi wont cros#and the point of this is - okay i know chen yi is literally picking ai di up and throwing him around here but also you have to remember#ai di LETS HIM. ai di doesnt fight back as hard as he could and that puts them on EVEN. EQUAL. GROUND. every time.#& yeah theres some comedy to it but you cant Ever forget that ai di wants chen yi to want him. needs it. he's faking sleep in the 1st scene#and once chen yi realizes what he wants he puts everything he has into keeping it - inadvertently taking ai di's advice by doing so -#& expresses it in every kind of way too. whatever it takes. bc between the two of them its not just 'bring him back' it's 'bring him HOME'#in a way thats based on the constantly being witness to the worst of each other & choosing it AND. years and layers of trust & love.#..ok only I would take a gifset of chen yi picking ai di up & make it abt how their relationship is perfectly balanced. but im right so idc#the last one ties it all together in my onion. chen yi got him home. and ai di's deliberately allowing himself to be loved. they won
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I got possessed dude, did a line of flour— some crazy shit anyways… Swampcat
Swampcat, Kremy Lecroux x Morning Frost
They both find each other interesting like anatomy wise, drastically different, some “lemme examine you 🤓☝️”
Kremy slowly blinks and Frost gets flustered… that’s the good shit to me man. Purring, Bellows… I SHOOT THEM TWO WITH MY AMERICAN GUN
#my art#legends of avantris#loa#ouaw#once upon a witchlight#kremy lecroux#morning frost#Kremy x frost#frost x Kremy#Kremy Lecroux x Morning Frost#Morning Frost x Kremy Lecroux#swampcat#ouaw swampcat#swampcat ouaw#I think they slay#they’re apathetic towards eachother leaning on dislike#I dunno I think I’m crazy#I’m being so real— No throwing clothes silly Billy— their foreplay is folding eachother’s clothes cuz that’s A SHOW OF CARE OKAY BRO#I THINK THAT’S SWEET#there’s moment of tenderness and I think that shit goes so hard#freak 4 freak#demi 4 demi#also like— Frost is def more experienced when it comes to the devil’s tango but also I think the juxtaposition of Kremy being “bruh idk#Kremy to me can charm a person and get a free drink but I don’t think ever went past that cuz he never had the desire to#he’s so demi to me#he would definitely be out of his element but liek he’s enthusiastic okay#Kremy is like an onion layered and every time you peel a layer back you get more Kremy and I think that’s the thrill of it#he would be interesting#I’m speaking from an aroace perspective— like how a scientist would see bacteria under a microscope#tw suggestive
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HELP they looked at Natsume and went "oh this guy is so unsocialized"
#😭😭😭😭#ive had several friends like that and it is intoxiating watching them experience new things tho#in college i had a VERY VERY VERY sheltered friend#like so sheltered he was helping cook and put an entire unpeeled onion into the pan#and we took him to the beach and he found a dead crab and was so utterly mystified by it#hed never seen a crustacean whole like that. or crab at all#never had asian food. never really even had mexican food. from SoCal that is EXTREME sheltered#barely had friends outside his sibling and no dating life. never even really played video games#it was so so fun just taking him places#so like. i guess im kitamoto sadjnbhjgdhabsk#depths' watches#natsyuu#natsume yuujinchou
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Edgy Kieran is cool and all but I like the real Kieran better
#he can still wear his jacket in the cunty way tho#onion or original Kieran both is good#oo maybe he can just put his hair up when he’s being serious#hmm yes I like it#that’d be neat then I CAN have both#fanart#Pokémon Kieran#Pokémon Juliana#Pokémon sv#pokemon scarlet and violet#pokemon violet#Pokémon scarlet#chibi#mini comic
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I don’t know why people are saying the Hansry reunion at Suchdol was underwhelming?? Look at the time they’re in, they can’t exactly go around screeching their feelings for each other—but if Henry stands up for Hans during the talk with Hanush about his wedding, it’s so bloody obvious how in love Hans is with Henry.
That speechless, longing look he gives Henry when Hanush says Hans isn’t happy about the wedding, and Henry looks directly at Hans and says with intimate understanding, “I can see why.”
The conversation with Hans after Hanush leaves where he tells Henry how worried he was about him, how Henry promises to tend to his wounds later and Hans’ voice softens in the cutest way because he’ll do just about anything to be alone with Henry again.
Hans mentioning finding somewhere more ‘private’ for the two of them to live together while Hans actively sabotages his wedding at every turn (lmao love him for that).
And when Hans says, “You and me… I guess we’ll have to wait and see” - if you listen to the determination and thought in his tone, this isn’t him saying he’s laying down and taking whatever is being forced on him. It’s him promising Henry that there will be a ‘you and me’ regardless of what happens. Which means even if he does get married, he’s going to find a way to still be with Henry—status and expectations be damned.
They literally cannot live without each other, it’s absolutely disgusting and perfect and horrible and lovely and devastatingly beautiful, I hate them so goddamn much (affectionate)
#kcd#kcd2#kingdom come deliverance 2#kingdom come deliverance#kcd spoilers#kcd2 spoilers#hansry#henry of skalitz#hans capon#lord hans capon#apple babble 🍎#apple plays kcd2#i actually didn’t mind that ending at all like you gotta realize how to read tones fr#there was nothing in Hans voice that even HINTED that he was going to abandon Henry in any way#it actually sounded like he was already strategizing how to do what he does best#and be an absolute troublemaking brat to keep them together lmaooo#the historical accuracy part of kcd of course can likely steer a tragic route#but i genuinely believe kcd2’s ending gave us pretty good hope for Hansry in the next game#anyway#that’s just my onion
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MAN THAT REALLY COLORS THIS RESPONSE IN THIS CONVERSATION SO DIFFERENTLY FOR ME
#bg3#like here my silly ass that doesn't know shit was thinking 'wow i'm actually surprised he's pretty chill with this'#JOKES ON ME I'M BOOBOO THE FOOL#IT'S P R O B A B L Y MORE LIKELY THAT HE JUST ASSUMES IT WON'T LAST AND HE HAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT#WOW............DAMN............GOT ME#CAUGHT ME SLIPPIN CAUSE I AM A LORE NOVICE HERE....................................#like SURE you could ASSUME that astarion would be flippant about having multiple partners like why wouldn't the flirty one be that way righ#but no no no there's much to think about here i'm unpacking the fucking layers i can feel my mind peeling like an onion#woag mama#i'm not articulate today b/c brain fog but i hope that made any sense#and hey maybe I'M even making assumptions but calling it a 'harmless affair' just.....that hits different#astarion
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list of adults who are great with kids

unfortunately i cant actually make a meme better than the movie
#spider man: across the spider verse#miguel o'hara#miles morales#peter b parker#mayday parker#peni parker#hobie brown#spider punk#spider noir#ft a little spider goddess#under the readmore is just a different version of the miguel and miles onion headline lol#im actually pretty proud of how these turned out#peni looks cute miguel looks techy peter b looks kind of on model even#i wouldve drawn miguel with the ‘dont cry endless possibilities’ bit but he was NOT that nice about it hahaaa#i know in my heart of hearts peter noir would not have been brainwashed like peter b#sorry peter b you’re just such an easy punching bag 😔😔#couldn’t find a meme for jess bc. she’s actually responsible lol#but she will get one if i can find one
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THE BOYS ⭐⭐⭐⭐
One of them is a professional yapper
#its clear as the sky that i have a fav and the fav is hiei#yuyu hakusho#yu yu hakusho#yyh#yoshihiro togashi#digital art#ibis paint x#yusuke urameshi#yusuke yyh#team urameshi#urameshi#kuwabara#kazuma kuwabara#yyh kuwabara#yyh kurama#kurama#shuuichi minamino#shuichi minamino#hiei#yyh hiei#hiei jaganshi#hes such a fun character in a tragic way i cant really explain why hes so special#long live the short king#kurahi severe brainworms gave kurama the soft expression bare with me#anyway they re all found family and they actually care a lot about each other but at least the rest of them is not in denial#i mean hiei is not even in denial hes just stupid (got trauma but this is not a serious place to speak about it)#he looks like an onion#giving kuwabara a patch on the face is part of my design at this point#enouuuugh i shut up hope you enjoy#damn the resolution is ASS ibis paint i went trough 123 ads to save this thing and for what
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hey i dont go here but jayce's speech about viktor in s2e9 isn't him saying 'u should never have tried to heal yourself, you were perfect the way u were x3' it was him saying that viktor's physical health never made him any less beautiful, never made him any less important, never made him any LESS, period. he wasn't saying viktor didn't need to pursue a cure for his ills like come on his motivation to invent hextech was to help people. to cure disease. viktor's first and foremost among them.
he said what he said because it was the thing viktor craved to hear most in his life, and that is why those were the words that punched through his defences even as the machine herald: jayce loved him wholly and unconditionally, healthy or ill, good or bad, human or inhuman. he would always be loved just the same.
#jayvik#arcane#like i said i dont go here but u cant slander my boy or that moment i wont stand for it#and yes as someone who is chronically ill i would know if it was ableist LOL (yes yes media is subjective but come the fuck on ppl i beg)#viktor's reaction to seeing inside jayce's mind really cinches it#he had fully given up on ever being loved in that way#romantic or platonic or some secret third thing whatever he had written it ALL off#so he is visibly shaken when he realizes that jayce LOVES (capital italicized underlined bold font) him and everything he is and ever was#jayce's love for viktor literally saves the entire world (also ekko W)#anyway if u wanted my onion i would say viktor didn't allow himself to consciously love jayce in return until that moment#like his need to have jayce be near him and work with him and approve of his actions even AFTER he loses his humanity is very telling#but i do think a lot of that was sort of his subconscious acting out deeply repressed desires#then when jayce confesses he finally understands (it was always about them)#anyway idk when we'll see another relationship like this in media again!!! holy shit!!!!!!!!!!
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just thinking about all the ways kim displays his care for harry. all the “smiles only you can see.” the open praise he gives for a task well done. the way he’s the only one who likes the failed karaoke. the way he insists harry would prove everyone wrong even if his station did send him as a joke. the way he sometimes seamlessly goes along with harry’s bits like when he raises his voice to get fuck the world and pissf****t to give up their jackets. the way he absolutely goes to bat for harry when he’s confronted by jean and judit in the final scene. AUGH
#maisy.txt#kimharry#disco elysium#de#kim might be repressed but by god he’s full of compassion nonetheless#peels him like an onion
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#helluva boss#vivziepop#the onion#stolas#blitzo#stolas helluva boss#helluva boss stolas#stolas goetia#stolas goetia helluva boss#helluva boss stolas goetia#blitzo helluva boss#helluva boss blitzo#this episode is just what I've been waiting for since the end of the first season#the conversation between Blitzo and Stolas was as heartrending as I imagined#all those naysayers who claimed the show was ignoring the implications of the sex-for-grimoire-use arrangement can shut their mouths now#seeing IMP work together again was great#and the return of the cherubs and their team-up with the agents made me smile#(I just hope no one expects the show to turn into a mindless action romp as a result of the agents' new advances in combat technology)#oh and Fizzarolli's brief appearance was a nice touch#I'd like a pair of pants identical to the one he wears in this episode#spoiler#/ spoiler#spoiler /#// spoiler#spoiler //#spoilers#/ spoilers#spoilers /#// spoilers#spoilers //
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Sometimes people IRL will be like "Oh it's because you never eat vegetables," and my favorite response to this is to say, "I eat vegetables! I eat [vegetable], [vegetable], [NOT a vegetable], [vegetable]..." No matter how people react it's always funny
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