Satoru Gojo appears out of thin air before you, blocking your path. The smuggest most annoying grin dances on his face. You glare at him.
“Yo.” He beams.
“Don’t you have assignments to work on?” Huffing, you walking around him.
“Come on! Didn’t you miss our meetings like this?” Gojo pouts. You flat out reply no and he sobs dramatically.
“Didn’t you hear? I got married a few weeks ago.” Gojo says bright and excited, walking in step with you.
“Oh? Congratulations. I’m sorry for the poor soul that got stuck with you.” You deadpan.
“Rude!” He exclaims horrified. You dully glare at him.
“Oh wait? Are you perhaps jealous?” Twirling on his heels, Gojo keeps his covered gaze on you now. He practically walks backwards like the show off strongest sorcerer he is and smirks unbearably smug.
“I’m not.” You steadily reply. “I’m happy for you.”
“I’ll have to let my husband know.” You add. He gasps incredibly loud.
“Husband?! You have a husband?!” Gojo screams.
You shush him, a hissing reprimand. There were others still here at the school trying to work.
“So what’s he like, huh, huh?!” He inquires eagerly.
“Someone who can kick your ass.” You tell him simply approaching the assistants offices.
Gojo barks a bright incredulous laugh. “Really now? I’d like to see that fight.”
One of the newer assistants warmly greets you as you hand her your paperwork for the week. Thanking her, you ignore how Gojo practically swarms around you pestering for more information about your husband.
The assistant blinks a bit confused turning to you with a confused smile.
“Um, have a good rest of your day Gojo-san.” Nodding brief, she bids you goodbye.
You can’t even nod back before a lanky arm snakes around your shoulder, and in a blink you’re gone. When you arrive teleported to a high rooftop, you shriek smacking at Gojo’s arm.
“You can’t keep doing that! We have work to do, Satoru!”
“I still wanna hear about that husband of yours.” He says amused sliding his black blindfold up to reveal his crystal sky blue eyes that twinkle.
“Won’t have much to say because I’m actually thinking about divorcing him soon if he doesn’t stop bothering me!” You hiss.
“Aw!” Gojo sobs. “Why can’t you just let me enjoy newlywed bliss?!”
You’re about to open your mouth about how he very much already throughly enjoyed all the newlywed bliss, when suddenly his large warm hands slide up your cheeks. Satoru draws your face to his.
He kisses you with the most delicate tenderness, like you might flutter away from his grasp at any moment. You instantly melt into him. These soft kisses really are beautiful reminders of how your soul is so irreversibly bonded to this headache.
“Get back to work Satoru,” you sigh against his lips.
“Yeah, yeah.” He huffs drawing back with a pout. He’s too handsome for his own good. So maybe wanting one last goodbye for yourself, you pull him down for a deep kiss. Greedily, he drags you close.
“Let’s go mess around in my office.” Satoru mutters dark, and you laugh a bright no.
“Fine.” He groans defeated. In a blink, you’re teleported back in the walkway. Before he pulls his blindfold down, Satoru winks at you.
“See ya at home, Gojo-san.” With the biggest pride shimmering bright in his eyes, your husband grins disappearing into the wind.
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