#it’s incredible ok🤷‍♀️

[toastedstencils]

just renew the damn show properly already

[andyoullhearitagain]

Top Ten Least Bad Outfits in TNG

I'm gonna be honest and say that the non-uniform outfits in TNG are not my favorite costume design in the world, but there are some looks that stick with me:

10. That Girl Who Kissed Data That One Time's Outfit:

I can never decide if I like this look or I think it's ugly, but I love the pants and tall boots combo. Her blouse is bad and the bouclé jacket is both too heavy and too fussy for this outfit, but I love the belt and suspenders combo, and the chevron embossing on the suspenders. This costume and all the others except #9 is a Robert Blackman design.

9. This Jumpsuit On That Girl From "The Dauphin":

This is the only William Ware Theiss design on this list. I love his TOS stuff but most of his TNG designs leave me cold 🤷‍♀️. But I love this is extremely 80s jumpsuit. Love the pretty drape, love the ruching on the sleeves, love the harem pants silhouette. Only note is that the whole bodice should be a structured corset bodice instead of the kind of odd structured panel it has now.

8. Picard's Shorty Pyjama Set:

TNG is absolutely full of the strangest pyjama choices you can imagine and Picard is no exception but I love this bold look. Would kill for this pyjama set. He also takes a work zoom wearing this one time which is insane.

7. Data's 1890's Looks But Specifically This One With The Shirtsleeves And The Blue Shirt:

The best part of "Time's Arrow" is that Data isn't a fish out of water in the 1890s, he's absolutely killing it, and I love that the only real Casual Data look we get is this one. I prefer the blue shirt to the pink because Data should really wear more blue, it's a nice contrast with yellow. Please also note his emerald watch fob, which was 0% necessary to blend in, he's just having fun with it.

6. 12 Year Old Keiko's Linen Overalls:

The paperbag waist! The bow! The little bows at the shirt cuffs! I can understand why she replicated a miniature copy of this outfit.

5. Beverly and Guinan's Dixon Hill Holodeck Costumes:

I'm counting these as one because they're essentially the same design in different color pallets but what color paletts! Bev is pulling off the very difficult pink+red+red hair and the mint green on Guinan is 🤌. I particularly love how Guinan's hat is so 1940s yet also echos the silhouette of her usual costume.

4. Deanna's Teal Dress:

Like all of you I prefer Deanna in the uniform, but this dress slays, ok? The space age asymmetrical neckline. The drop waist. The structured bodice. The slit almost all the way to the hip. And of course the matching tights and shoes CANNOT BE BEATEN. Also one time I saw a dude on a Star Trek forum call this a "ballgown" which baffles me to this day, this is clearly a slightly fancy day dress.

3. Picard's 1890s Look:

You'd think Picard would go full posh in the 1890s but instead he gives us this working-class Shakespearean director look and he 👏 looks 👏 incredible 👏. Way to mix textures, Jean-Luc.

2. Lore's Turtleneck and Giant Vest:

You and I know that Lore stole these clothes from the Pakleds because we pay a lot of attention to Star Trek costumes, but to a normal viewer Lore shows up and this is just his outfit!! It's giving, like, space-age goblincore and it's incredible. I want wear this oufit every day. I want to make a little doll Lore wearing this outfit to express my love for it. It's only not #1 because the pants are too orange and a strange weave.

Deanna's Ancient West Holodeck Outfit:

Deanna!!! The pants! The hat! The calico! She looks 10/10 hot in this outfit. For sure the superior version of this is before she gives her neckerchief to Worf (it really benefits from that cool highlight) but either way this is the best anyone's ever looked on that holodeck.

[imaginesig]

Blue + Papaya

Pato O'Ward x reader

An F1 and an Indycar driver go on a social media brake....

ynln posted a two stories!

caption: (1) was I paying attention to the totally important sponsor lunch? Mmh yea totally (2) cheers to the absolute champ that is my man @/patriciooward

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maxverstappen1

you're lucky they thought it was cute

old rich people love happy couples!

yea and the champagne you bought the table

hey the sponsored agreed to the next season so 🤷‍♀️

patriciooward

I cannot believe you

dont worry they found our love cute so they agreed

you're ridiculous

but you love me!

I do ❤️

user1

LMAO Y/N

user2

YOU WERE NOT WATCHING INDYCAR AT A WORK LUNCH

user3

y'all are literally my favorite couple ever!!!

patriciooward

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patriciooward celebrating first 💪

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ynln THATS HOW WE DO IT

ynln LETS GO PAPAYA

user3 what a redbull pr nightmare

ynln IM SO PROUD

patriciooward I love you 🤍

ynln I love you too!!!!🤍

arrowmclaren That's our driver 👏🏆

user1 YESSS PATO!!!!

user2 a weekend full of Mclaren wins🧡

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patriciooward posted two stories!

captions: (1) lets go 13!!! (and Mclaren) (2) someone's moms a winner

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ynln

I love youuu

I love you tooooo

call me later!!

Will do!

landonorris

thanks for the support 😒

at least I mentioned you

bros before hoes or whatever they say

im ignoring you now

user1

stop this is too cute

user2

"someones mom" I'm gonna cry

ynln

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ynln love to hear that champagne pop!

tagged redbullracing

patriciooward You were incredible! Norbi and I are so proud!!

ynln I love and miss you guys 🤍

danielriccardo what a race!

redbullracing thats our girl 💪💪

ynln admin i love you

maxverstappen1 next time I'll get you

ynln sure sure, whatever you say

user1 great day for YnPato fans

user2 fr i love the double wins

user3 aww the flowers from Pato

user4 hes always on top of things

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ynln posted a story!

caption: off week(s) I love you already

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user1

where you going with that papaya Y/n?

user2

headed to america by any chance?

user3

airport fits always eat

indycar_updates

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indycar_updates whether you know her from her career in F1 or as Pato O'Ward's girlfriend, a familiar face has been spotted in the paddock

tagged no one

user1 OMG OMG OMG

user2 THEY'RE BACK TOGETHER FINALLY

user3 its a great day or annoying people

user4 she looks so good!!

user5 i love that she has no papaya

user6 shes loyal to rb

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arrowmclaren

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arrowmclaren it was an honor to host our Mclaren buddies (and of course of fav Red Bull gets a shout out ���)!!

tagged oscarpiastri, landonorris, ynln

elbaoward @/ynln you look so cute

ynln I'd be nowhere without your style guidance

redbullracing we lost our girl to the orange team

arrowmclaren its papaya actually

ynln dont fight, this isnt you admin

oscarpiastri thank you for the warm hospitality!

landonorris what a great weekend!

user1 welp looks like girlie came across some merch

user2 we lost her 😔

user3 ok ok but like thats Pato's personal jacket, not just some merch

user2 nevermind them i can be ok with this

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ynln

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ynln you look so good in papaya baby 🧡

tagged: patriciooward

redbullracing come home the kids miss you

ynln otw admin 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

patriciooward ditto 😉🧡

ynln the only time I will ever be seen

elbaoward hands a little low 🤨

ynln heard loud and clear, won't happen again 🫡

user1 I love that she didnt post a single pic of herself in Mclaren merch/colors

user2 pr dream

user3 I love the first pic

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patriciooward

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patriciooward great results+great company=perfect weekend 🧡🤍

tagged arrowmclaren, ynln, oscarpiastri, landonorris

ynln wonderful race!! I love you

patriciooward thank you for the support! I love you too

landonorris great race!

oscarpiastri it was wonderful meeting you!

arrowmclaren we agree, great company 😁

user1 Im beginning to think Mclaren photoshopped their photo of her, because Y/n hasn't been seen in papaya since 💀

user2 the second photo hand placement 🫠🫠

user3 my fav Mclaren boys all in one place

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ynln

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ynln who doesn't love watching your best friends get married??

tagged patriciooward

patriciooward gorgeous girl 🤍

ynln pretty boy 🤍

user1 ugh they are so attractive

user2 im gonna cry the way he's looking at her in the second pic

user3 so when will y'all attend your own wedding??

user4 fr

elbaoward I second this

ynln LMAO ELBA GET OUT

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patriciooward posted a story!

caption: be my forever wedding date? @/ynln

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ynln

anytime baby 🤍

Time Skip

patriciooward

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patriciooward what a season! Thank you @/arrowmclaren for everything!

tagged arrowmclaren, ynln

ynln so so so proud!!!!

patriciooward 🤍

arrowmclaren can't wait for next year 👏👏

patriciooward right back at you!!

user1 next years champion- I can smell it

user2 lets go Pato!!!

user3 ugh this man is too fine

user4 that middle picture is actual goals

user5 my fav couple fr fr

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ynln

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ynln IndyCar, what a season

tagged: patriciooward

ynln alternate caption: save a horse

user1 LMAO Y/N

danielriccardo im blocking you

maxverstappen1 how would admin feel about this

pactriciooward 🤠

pactriciooward thank you for being here for it, near and far 🤍

ynln 🤍🤍

user2 that last photo ma'am 😫

user3 omg their captions match

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ynln

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ynln last moments of peace before its back to work

tagged patriciooward

redbullracing we hope you enjoyed it!!🏕️

Patriciooward unplug and unwind

user1 awww Norbi

User2 I love this!!

User3 this is such a them thing to do

user4 right only Yn and Pato would go camping with his dog on a off week

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patriciooward posted a story!

caption 🤍🤍, 🎶 Keep Driving by Harry Styles

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User1

Orange backpack?? We caught her

User2

Enjoy offseason!!

User3

please travel with Y/n to f1 stuff!!!

f1_updates

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f1_updates: Pato O'Ward, Y/n L/n's boyfriend and Arrow Mclaren Driver, has posted several stories proving rumors he's in the paddock today dressed in Red Bull Blue...

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User1 please not the selfie in the hospitality bathroom

User2 he may have blue on but we all see the nods to McLaren

user3 they’re both so stubborn abt their teams 💀

user4 OMG OMG OMG

user5 they are literally couple goals

User6 if he wanted to he would

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ynln

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ynln the best company in the paddock this week! So happy to get P4, but rest assured I'll come back stronger next time

tagged redbullracing, patriciooward

user1 the last pic HELLO???

user2 they’re too cute

lilmhe glasses Y/n is too cute

Ynln love you lils 🫶🫶

Patriciooward 🤍

Ynln 🤍

user3 such good driving this weekend!!

user4 podium next week??

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patriciooward

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patriciooward in a sea of blue I'll bring the papaya

Tagged Ynln, redbullracing

Ynln can’t take the McLaren out of the boy

patriciooward sorry not sorry babe!

redbullracing after our hospitality?? Were hurt

arrowmclaren @/mclaren we’ve trained him well

landonorris right on mate

user1 only Pato

user2 I swear 💀

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Time Skip

ynln and patriciooward

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ynln 10.13.24

tagged no one

elbaoward my favorites!! I love you guys ❤️❤️

danielriccardo best night ever!

landonorris beautiful couple!!

User1 welp we now know where they’ve been

User2 STOP THEY GOT MARRIED

user3 this was not on my 2024 bingo card

user4 im gonna cry

user5 you know this was a party between all the F1 and indycar drivers 😭

user6 Y/n IS the life of the party

user7 what a power couple

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[edensxgarden]

You said to send in some request, so hopefully tgey are still open 👹😍

Max after winning ten in a row and being determined to bring his girl to ten orgasam (is that how you spell it??? 🤷‍♀️) 👹👹👹

Lovi g the ones that you have written so far

Watching your incredibly talented and incredibly hot boyfriend absolutely dominate this year in f1 has brought more joy to your life than ever thought possible. Seeing him on the top of the podium week after week fills you with such pride it makes your heart ache.

As you watched the race from the paddock, you felt an unmistakable pit of nervousness sat stubbornly in your stomach. If he won this, he'd make f1 history, breaking the record for most wins in a row. And if he lost, you'd have to spend the next month comforting a very whiney and very angry Max Verstappen. No sweat though... right?

Your heart pounded against your chest and you could practically feel your pulse in your throat as your boyfriend crossed the finish line, winning the Italian grand prix and breaking Sebastian Vettel's record. As much as you'd never doubt his talent, watching this high stakes race made you feel as if you were the one driving over 200 mph. But despite the anxiety, you felt on top of the world as you congratulated your champagne covered boyfriend.

This was a few hours ago and now, he had you almost wishing his teammate ended up winning instead. The first orgasm he gave you was heaven, coaxing your pussy with his fingers until you were twitching in bliss. The second orgasm had you seeing stars, his thick fingers unrelenting in their attack on your cunt.

Now, you were on your fifth or sixth, maybe seventh orgasm (you couldn't even keep count anymore). Your legs were shaking around Max's head and his pretty face was covered in your slick. Your cunt ached with overstimulation and your eyes threatened to spill tears down your flushed cheeks. You were ready to pass out and Max hadn't even taken his pants off.

You whined the Dutchman's name pathetically, pleading to him with broken syllables which you desperately tried to tie into sentences. It was hard enough to think, let alone speak. Your skin was damp and searing and every soft caress of his rough fingers on your thighs caused your whole body to twitch.

You came once more with a loud, shakey scream and the salty tears that glassed over your foggy eyes were now rolling down your cheeks, spilling over as Max finally unlatched his skilled mouth from your cunt.

You tried to catch your breath, gasping for air that felt far too cold in your burning lungs. You closed your eyes, trying to stable yourself when you felt Max's soft lips press against your heated flesh, kissing away the tears sweetly.

He ran a finger through your tangled hair, whispering softly, "shhh schatje, it's ok, I'm here."

His words coaxed a weak laugh out of your mouth, finding it rather ironic considering he was the one who forced you into such a disheveled state.

Max retreated from you and you felt his heavy weight lift off the bed. You sunk deeper into the soft mattress, ready to relax after the delicious torture. But as you opened your eyes, your gaze settled on a very not finished Max in the process of removing his clothing and freeing his pulsing, drooling cock.

He resumed his place on the bed, hovering over you with a devious, lust filled look that forced your oversensitive thighs to squeeze together.

"I gave you 10 today, liefje. And now Im not stopping until you give me 10 too."

Fuck.

A/N: thank you so much!! I was so nervous to start writing but you all have made me feel so welcome <3

[venusbby]

haiii idk if ur doing rq but-

can u pls do bllk bois with their kids and wife🙏maybe them attending a game or going out and the public/media recognises them or something and blah blah blah they become the talk of the town cuz of their resemblance or something like that🤷‍♀️idk just a suggestion, it's entirely up to u. i just want some fluffy family moments😭

do whoever u want and can, and it's a-okay if u can't or don't wanna do it😭👍

p.s if u end up doing it can u pls give the kids names🥹

ok i'll stfu now🫶

family time !!

🍂 characters/pairings: itoshi sae, mikage reo, itoshi rin x reader (seperate ofc)

🍂 warnings: ages of the kids are not specified (sorry idk how kids work sorry), nicknames like "ma" and "mommy" and "mom" used for reader, sae is the best hubby ever, reo is spoiling his daughter left and right, rin almost curses (almost!!), mention of paparazzi in rin's part, reader tears up a little at the end of rin's part (not angst, don't worry)

🍁 note: here u go anon!!!! im so so so sorry for making you wait for so long. your idea was adorable!!! i hope this makes up for it <3333 thank you for requesting. also i don't know the first thing about kids. like i genuinely don't know what 7 year olds are like. its so funny. pls help anyways enjoy

🍁 what would it be like to have a family with.... ITOSHI SAE?

"kenji, let's stay quiet."

"but... why? it's morning."

"because your mom is sleeping, and we shouldn't disturb others when they're sleeping."

oh, how difficult it was to keep your lips pressed in a straight line and keep your breath steady— when you could clearly feel two pairs of eyes on your sleeping form. sleeping on your side while facing these two was such a challenge.

sae's voice was incredibly low as he spoke to your son, words coming out raspy from how hard he tried to avoid waking you up. the constant shuffling of your son in the middle of the bed made your hands itch with the urge to ruffle his hair, even when your eyes were closed.

you felt another shift, this time a gentle finger pushing away a strand of your hair behind your ear. you'd recognise the touch anywhere, anyhow.

"ma is really pretty." you heard kenji mumble quietly. (that too at the softest volume ever, because he listens to his father and definitely wouldn't want to interrupt your sleep.)

"she is very pretty," sae sighed, staring at your relaxed face, eyes trailing from your eyelashes to your slightly parted lips as you breathed out. "she works hard for us every day, you know?"

your eyes slightly shifted once he said that, and you hoped he didn't notice.

you heard kenji whisper to his dad. "she's not really sleeping, is she?"

he whispered back to him. "nope, we will just wait until she gives up."

you fluttered your eyes open right after. your son giggled loudly and flung himself in your embrace, dragging the sheets underneath his body along with him. sae usually made the bed afterwards, anyway. "i knew it!"

"good morning, ken." you softly kissed the top of his head, flattening down the wild strands of red hair that became messy due to his weird sleeping positions. while your son gave you a very cheerful 'good morning' back, your gaze shifted towards your husband, who was already staring at you with his lips pressed in a line which almost looked like a small smile. "good morning, sae."

"good morning. we are too smart to fall for your tricks, just so you know." sae took your hand, pressing his lips against your soft skin. "did you sleep well?"

you nodded with a sleepy smile on your face. kenji whipped up his head from your chest to look as well, and he smiled too when he realised that you had gotten the rest you deserved after your long family trip yesterday.

sae calmly shifted out of the bed. he stretched, muscles still sore from how long he had to drive the previous day. he looked back at the cute sight of the two most important people in his life, eyes softening. "hey, ken. why don't you help me cook something for ma? you know what she likes for breakfast."

"i know, let's go!"

you watched sae quietly leave the bedroom with your excited son running after him, right on his footsteps, your heart swelling with love and your face bright with a smile.

for you, this is the best way to wake up.

🍁 what would it be like to have a family with... MIKAGE REO?

"baby, are you ready yet?" reo asked.

"almost! are you both already done?"

once you wore your earrings, you swiftly turned to look at reo standing in the bedroom's doorway along with your daughter.

as expected, they were completely ready, with reo in his casual (yet obviously expensive) clothes, your lovely daughter wearing a dress which reached below her knees.

a dress that you certainly don't remember buying for her.

your eyes shifted towards the culprit.

"sora, baby, who got you this dress?" your voice was soft, yet your eyes still stayed on the male who didn't show an ounce of guilt on his pretty face.

she noticed your behaviour and sheepishly pointed to her father, her giggles barely contained.

"okay, i did.. just an hour ago." reo admitted, then looked down at sora, a pout on his face. "you promised you wouldn't say anything!"

she shook her head, running towards you. with heels on, you felt so much taller, and your little kid felt so much tinier. you lifted your hand up for a high five, which was returned by sora immediately. "that's my girl."

reo's pout deepened. he walked towards you too. "hey, i deserve a high five too, sora. didn't i play with you while your mommy was busy getting ready?"

you rolled your eyes playfully, making sure your daughter didn't see. she was in her mimicking age at the moment, you would regret it if she rolled her eyes at any and everything you or your husband said.

reo leaned in for a quick kiss that you granted him, "you look beautiful. both of you do."

"you don't look too bad yourself," you mumbled, sending him a wink, which made his heartbeat speed up. even after all these years.

reo snapped his fingers as you all left the bedroom, gaining the attention of your daughter who was focused on fiddling with the material of your jeans. he asked her in hopes that she'd remember, "what are we going to do today?"

"the ball game!"

"it's... it's called football." reo chuckled at her cuteness, letting her tiny hand slip into his as he bent down slightly to carefully walk down the stairs with her. you followed after them, making sure to check that all the lights on the top floor were off before making it downstairs.

"yeah, football! you play that, right?"

"yes, i do! my sora is so smart!"

you smiled unknowingly behind them, noticing your husband's wide grin. you knew how much it meant to him when your daughter showed interest in football. although he wanted her to decide her own likes and dislikes, he wasn't going to let her inherit a company if she didn't want to— and yes, those thoughts are pretty early on since she's still a toddler, but you know that your husband overthinks. he just wants her to like football so she can have a hobby that she likes.

reo and sora continued to walk outside hand in hand, towards the parking lot.

you called out to your husband while checking the house once more, mentally going through the things you carried in your purse just in case you missed anything. "reo, you better not let her choose one of the cars by saying eenie meenie minie mo or else—"

"too late, our ride has already been chosen!" your husband yelled happily from outside, his laugh echoing loudly as you came outside to find your daughter already seated in her favorite car of the day.

"you are so in trouble," you shook your head as you made your way to the car together. your husband shrugged, "let her have some fun, babe. and i'm absolutely fine with being in trouble." he gave you one of those smiles, earning another eyeroll.

🍁 what would it be like to have a family with... ITOSHI RIN?

"why can't they just leave us the fu- leave us alone when we're with 'kio?" rin huffed, setting down his car keys on the coffee table as you entered the house. your son was already running up the stairs and into your shared bedroom to play with his toys while you and your husband lingered behind him.

"it's alright, rin. calm down." you spoke softly, patting him on the back as you went into the kitchen for a glass of water. he followed. "i just don't get it. we deserve privacy too."

"they weren't bothering us, you know that."

"...i know." he sighed.

"in fact, i just saw an article on the way home. people are going crazy because akio has your eyes, it's so funny." you tried to lighten the mood, succeeding when rin leaned in to look at the article on your phone that you showed him.

he sighed once again, eyeing the picture of the both of you walking on the street with your son in the middle, who had an excited smile on his face while he was looking at you. "he really does have my eyes. and your hair."

you hummed and caressed rin's cheek, soothing him with your quiet voice. "it's no big deal, baby. we can handle the paparazzi."

just then, your son was rushing down the stairs again, blooming with energy from the wonderful lunch you guys had half an hour ago. "i wanna go out again!"

you watched as rin made his way over to akio, seeing him bend down to come eye to eye with the child.

rin observed akio's eyes, finding the resemblance that the public was talking about. a feeling of pride took over his heart. he ruffled the boy's hair. "we will go out again tomorrow. wanna play in the pool for now?"

"only if mom comes too!!"

rin turned his head to look at you, raising his eyebrows in question. he smiled slightly when you nodded and walked towards them.

"of course i'll come! i just need to change. why don't you and your dad go ahead?" you cooed, admiring the two sets of teal eyes that stared at you with admiration and love, akio's being much rounder and bigger than rin's. your husband hummed in agreement.

"let's go, 'kio. i'll give you your favourite floatie."

your son followed after rin as they made their way towards the pool in the backyard, rin sliding the huge glass doors aside to let more of the warm sunlight in.

you knew the pool would calm both of the boys down. it had been a long time since you enjoyed some sun as well. you grinned to yourself as you made your way upstairs to change into some swimming-appropriate clothes, making sure to take some time in order to let akio have some son and father bonding time with his dad.

they were so identical. it was as if a piece of rin was present in akio, and a piece of akio was present in rin. both of them reminded you of each other.

once you came back downstairs, you quietly sneaked a glance towards the boys outside, hearing their muffled voices.

"oh, so you want to play like this?" rin said. the grin on his face made your eyes sting ever so slightly. he splashed some water towards your laughing son who waved his hands around to protect himself from the water.

this is exactly how you imagined rin to be a few years ago, and even though he didn't believe in himself much as a soon-to-be father that time— you knew he had found his safe place now.

[madebycoffee]

The person who get 0 notes just wants a few. The person who gets a few notes wants just to get to double digits. The person getting double digits thinks it's not good enough unless it's getting near 30 or 50. the person getting THAT is wanting to get to triple digits. The people getting triple digits think their posts are failing if they get double digits.

If you have a post that takes off one day, the one you post next doesn't do as well you think you've failed. But... that's just how engagement works??? Sometimes things are going to hit better, and usually you will NEVER be able to guess which one takes off. It surprises me that one of my all time most downloaded posepacks are the super boring 'confessional' poses. Or that a silly post I make half assed super late gets a bunch of attention when something I'm really proud of doesn't even get a reblog.

I posted for like two years straight on my simblr and only 1 person was reading it and liking it at the time. One. Now I get at least 10 people! And they'll reply to posts semi regularly!! That's incredible to me! Would I like the level of conversations I see happening in other people's notes? Obviously, that'd be so much fun! But it's ok that I don't have that. Maybe I will one day!

It's going to take time to build an audience. My legacy on my simblr has been going for nearly 7 years, and I would only say within the last year or so I have any sort of an audience. I've seen many people leave and join and leave simblr again in that time. There are lulls on simblr when people are less active.

I guess what I'm getting at is yeah, you're probably always going to want more than what you already have. But I find that it means more to me when some of my favorite mutuals or friends on here reply to a post of mine than if it gets 100 notes. 🤸‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[livwritesstuff]

ok I don’t think you’ve written this? Maybe? But I would LOVE to see how each of the girls (and hell, Steve and Eddie too, why not) react to getting their wisdom teeth out. If you HAVE written this... my bad! ❤️

HAHAHA okay no I haven't written this yet mostly because I think it would be next to impossible to capture in writing how effing amazing those videos of people coming out of anesthesia are.

I saw an *incredible* one on TikTok last week where the parents had three daughters in the back of the car - two of them had just gotten their wisdom teeth out and the one in the middle seat was just there for her own entertainment I think.

unless I forgot to like it (I'm like 100% sure I did tho), the og creator took it down :( but basically one of them is basically in hysterics while the other is completely antagonizing her, trying to convince her that A) her tongue is gone, and B) they took her front teeth out by mistake

The parents are trying to get her to stop but they're laughing so hard that they're basically unintelligible, and idk I feel like this could be Hazel and Robbie, where Hazel is the one doing the antagonizing and Robbie is the hysterical one (because Hazel's always been an imp and Robbie's always been dramatic).

I think Moe wouldn't be as affected (bc she's basically a robot) but she does repeat multiple times that she "wants to go back to sleep", and all-in-all Steve and Eddie's main takeaway is that Moe might need a reminder that she deserves a break every now and then.

Eddie would be a total disaster. Definitely the pinnacle of having no filter whatsoever, and the girls would probably beg Steve to film him, but then the only thing out of Eddie's mouth when he woke up was an unending stream of absolute filth about Steve, and obviously that's gotta stay between them.

And not to be like a bummer or whatever but I feel like certain uhh underground torturings might make coming out of anesthesia a not very pleasant experience for Steve.

Who knows though 🤷‍♀️

[somewhere-in-the-rain]

Ok, I wanna talk about Garrick’s signet

So there’s been a lot of discussion in the fandom about what Garrick’s signet could be, as it’s never been mentioned in FW or IF but he of course has to have one.

This was only added to recently, when Rebecca Yarros said in an interview when asked about Garrick’s signet: “It’s very much in book three, I love it.”

I’m not gonna pretend I’ve thought a lot about this, but something just hit me regarding something Xaden said in one of the bonus chapters in Fourth Wing.

Garrick started joking about Xaden having feelings for Violet, and Xaden replies: “Sometimes I hate how fucking observant you are.”

Okay, so it could just be nothing. Maybe Garrick is just naturally observant. But Rebecca Yarros is the queen of foreshadowing and this line has always stuck out to me for some reason. Xaden, as Garrick’s best friend and wingleader, would of course know what Garrick’s signet is, even if it was classified.

So it has something to do with observation then? Signets in the Empyrean series are often incredibly specific, like Imogen being able to wipe memories or Liam having heightened senses.

Maybe he can notice details more easily than other people, or sense emotions (hence knowing Xaden’s feelings for Violet). It’s also something that would be used a lot in Onyx Storm. We know Garrick’s dragon has the unique ability to detect runes (I think, although I can’t remember what it is he can detect only that it’s something lol) so maybe that ties in with his signet? Lmk if anyone else has any ideas.

Or maybe he just has the ability to perfectly toast marshmallows every time and I’ve just been rambling for nothing. 🤷‍♀️

[theawkwardanglophile]

Ranking The Rookie's season finales

I tried to be fairly objective, but yeah, that didn't really happen. Oh well, here we go!

6) SEASON 2 (The Hunt): When this first aired, it felt like huge stakes and was so stressful, but now, it just doesn't hit as well. I hate Armstrong was a dirty cop. Nolan was just acting dumb in this ep (shocker, I know). 😂 I didn't like Tim's sudden change of heart to make things work long-distance with Rachel, although we all know how that worked out. So yeah, it goes in last place.

5) SEASON 1 (Free Fall): They definitely weren't going as big with the finales yet, although this is a great Chenford episode, and there was a little cliffhanger with whether Tim would be ok. I wasn't as invested with the show yet when this aired. Tim was still my least fave character at the time, and I almost didn't come back for S2. I'm so glad I did, though!

4) SEASON 6 (Escape Plan): I might feel differently over time ranking it here, but for now, this is where it lands. It was...good, I guess. The truck scene was *chef's kiss*. But SO MANY VILLAINS. I couldn't keep up because every two minutes there was a new name or new character. I still don't know how it ties back to the beginning of S6. 🤷‍♀️ And while I never expected Chenford to get back together here, I'm still sad they're broken up in the first place. The elevator scene was sort of hopeful, but I think we deserved a little bit more.

3) SEASON 4 (Day in the Hole): If it wasn't for the insanely boring Nolan desert plot that went on FOREVER, this one would be higher. Because the Dim & Juicy doppelganger plot was the most delightfully unhinged story they've created, and it was so much fun. And our very first Chenford kiss! That kiss saved my summer that year. I had butterflies for weeks, and was just so giddy.

2) SEASON 3 (Threshold): This is how you do a season finale. I love this ep so much. Lots of high stakes. I loved the flirting scene. And even though I've never been crazy about Lucy being UC, she does an incredible job throughout the ep. I love Tim being Man of Honor and trying to save Angela's wedding. And of course, SAVE ME A DANCE. GEEZ, that scene is everything. 🫠 Then Angela being kidnapped at the end as the cliffhanger. I literally threw a pillow at the tv when this ep ended because those last few minutes were just SO MUCH.

1) SEASON 5 (Under Siege): This one has the highest stakes out of any of the finales, and a huge cliffhanger. So many scary moments for the squad, especially not knowing if Aaron would be ok. Tim and Lucy's hug was beautiful, as all of theirs are, and their fight scene was incredible. "I'm happy it's you at my six." ❤️ This finale just feels the most cohesive, and it works really well.

I'd love to know your rankings, too!

[domistique]

What’s funny is that the same people saying “no it's not ok to ship them" are the same ones shipping carlando 🤷‍♀️ Pretending to be so against shipping culture is so hypocritical. People just can’t accept that not everyone wants to ship the same regular popular ship. They should relax take a chill pill and realise that nothing is serious or real and that Carlos won’t care that he’s being shipped with Charles.

honestly i don't think they were pretending to be against shipping culture. they were just trying to police WHAT people ship based on how much respect the members of the ship treat each other with. Like. i saw someone say in an incredibly condescending way that they worry about charlos fans in relationships because "they think its ok to be disrespected" (paraphrase). that's even more absurd and egregious and tells me they don't understand separation of church (rpf) and state (the real people) and state again (the shippers' personal values and principles about how to treat others). bizarre behaviour

[konigsblog]

Ok I saw something involving incest and I think it’s come to the point where I have to unfollow. I’m sorry but when this blog first started getting popular it was okay with normal kinks and things that were popular within the fan base to begin with but now it’s just gotten extremely pervy and this isn’t what I signed on for. Honestly maybe take a step back. I know we shouldn’t kinkshame anyone or anything but this is getting to incredibly pervy territory and I can no longer support this or anyone else in the COD fan base who supports this weird stuff. Furry, incest, and most bizarre to me given the actual cannon lore of some of the characters- CNC??? Like bffr guys ghost would never be into something like that and it’s blogs and fans like this who are ruining ghost for everyone else. Jesus Christ.

why are you following me if you don't like the stuff i post? no one forced you to, that's on you. 🤷‍♀️

ive mentioned multiple times times the wai k write characters isn't how i view/portray them, so your point is pretty useless there

“this isn't what i signed on for” yet my blog has always been dark content, you knew what you were getting into, that's your own fault for continuing to follow

and i don't even write furry, incest or CNC so that was just pointless to bring up while talking about MY blog

“incredibly pervy territory” no way.. it's almost like my blog is pretty known for being perverted with dark content... what a shocker when a blog that's always posted about dark content actually posts dark content...

idk why you had to say this !! just unfollow 😮‍💨

edit: how is this ruining ghost for everyone else? most people who like ghost and are uncomfy with what i post would block me or scroll, but you just chose to continue reading. what did you expect to see when you saw that this blog was dark content? rainbows and butterflies? no, course you wouldn't, use your common sense and think about what you're getting yourself into..

[spider-stark]

Hope it isn’t true I’m kind of at the point where I don’t even want to watch anymore tbh like the writing is so inconsistent and it’s so annoying how there rly are ppl who will defend anything hbo does like it’s ok to like the general story but not the direction of condal and hess bc yes it is that bad

honestly? don't blame you.

somethings that they've done I've liked---but I have a lot of issues with the way certain things have been done and the way they seem to be heading but 🤷‍♀️ also, just on a sort of side note, I'm extremely upset with the lack of Jace content in general in the show so far. they've done extraordinarily little to showcase just how politically savvy his character is, which is a real shame. I will forever stand by the fact that Jacaerys Velaryon would've been an incredible king---he was intelligent, crafty, loyal, generous, etc..

so far the show has done very little to showcase that and it's kind of bumming me out.

[yasmiralotta]

🧡💛💚💙💜🤍🖤 for the ask meme

Ok. Here we go!

🧡: What is a popular (serious) theory you disagree with? Answer: That Sera is a pure evil villan. Like, what she did was 100% wrong. Don't get me wrong. But I also think she did what she thought was right at the moment. To protect heaven. Like, I think she was also manipulited in some way. And she really seem to care. Like it dosen't look like a facade to me. And I think she is trying to sheild Emily from the harsh reality the same way Stolas trying is to shield Octavia from finding out about the reailty of his and Stella's realationship.

💛: What is a popular ship you just can't get behind, and why? Answer: RadioApple. I am sorry, but I just don't see it. I like them being kinda platonic fathers to Charlie. But not romantically.

💚: What does everyone else get wrong about your favorite character? Answer: Since my favorite characters is both Angel Dust and Blitzø I am going to answer for both of them. For Angel it's of course how some people think that he is irredeemable. That just because he is not a perfect victim, he is not abused. And for Blitzø it's that people seem to forget how incredible clever he can be and writes him as just a dumbass. Like, there is alot of things about both these characters that people say that I don't agree with, but it would take way to long to answer with all of it. And I think alot of you know the problems people have with them already. 🤷‍♀️

💙: Which character is not as hot as everyone else seems to think? Answer: Don't kill me guys but...Lucifer. I mean, he dosen't even have a nose! Like, I guess I can get why some people thinks so, but, no. He is way more CUTE, than HOT, you know. 😅

💜: Which character is way hotter than everyone else seems to think? Answer: I don't know why. But I have always found Wally Wackford kinda hot. I just love his design and I think him and Verosika could make a very cute couple 🤭

🤍: Which character is not as morally bad as everyone else seems to think? Answer: Stolas. Do I even have to describe why? You guys can read that post when I got called an abuse apologizest for defending him 😓 (Still bitter about that, btw)

🖤: Which character is not as morally good as everyone else seems to think? Answer: I am sorry Verosika-stans, but I think she gets forgiven way to much for things she has done. You know, sexually harassing Moxxie, having anti-parties where you bash your ex. That could be incredible dangerous for him if any of the exes decides to get revage or something, because she keeps their hate for him going. And people praise it as a "yas queen" moment. When it's just petty and unhealty. Like, I think that Blitzø had to see how he was hurting people. But depicting him hanging, woodoo dolls with nails in them and cake that you cut his head off of. Yeah, girl. You need to get over him. 😮‍💨

Thank you for your ask. It was so fun to answer! If you are doing it, I am definitely sending one back. 😊

[tennessoui]

I just read through all of the band au post, and I am. Obsessed.

Like,,,, Anakin being outrageously horny on stage ALL THE TIME and all the A&A fans wondering who on earth could provoke this reaction??? Only for it to be Ahsoka's BROTHER?

And I just keep imagining Obi-Wan going to work sometime just after it came out that him and Anakin are married, suffering through days of people referencing his husband's *graphic* songs – only for anakin to just?? Show up?? One day ??? And all Obi-Wan's co-workers are in shock because NO WAY IS THAT ANAKIN SKYWALKER (and they also still didn't quite believe that *Obi-Wan* is married to him).

one of my personal favorite things about this au is that obi-wan and anakin’s honeymoon stage is like still filled with just an incredible amount of bickering and cheap shots and teasing. They’ve always been hate to love, and that’s not gonna stop just cause they’re now in love !!! Obi-wan tells his coworkers who can’t understand how someone like him is dating someone like anakin and obi-wan is like well opposites attract 🤷‍♀️ and that gets back to anakin and he writes an absolutely filthy song called opposites attract where the main point is all about how ok you can say all you want that opposites attract but we’re more similar than you want people to know, you put on a put together face but you’re an animal in bed etc etc etc

like we’re talking so dirty it’s not fit for radio and Ahsoka refuses to play on the track because she knows for a fact that’s about her brother and it’s GROSS

and in retaliation obi-wan does a quick interview where he’s asked who his favorite in the band is (aayla. second favorite? Ahsoka. Third favorite? He wasn’t aware there was a third member.), his favorite part of an A&A show (the end bit), if he misses anakin while he’s on tour (no that’s why obi-wan got a dog. He doesn’t even really notice)

and all the while they’re having nasty surprisingly sweet sex behind the scenes and are in love they’re just also absolutely pissy about it

[solomons-poison]

May I request the datables helping a reader who's broken something? Broke my wrist recently, and could do with a little comfort

Dateables Helping MC with a Broken Wrist

A/N: I'm so sorry to hear that happened, I hope everything heals up quickly for you! I've never broken a bone before but I can imagine breaking something you use fairly often is incredibly annoying. I hope you enjoy this!

Featuring: GN reader || Diavolo x reader, Barbatos x reader, Simeon x reader, Solomon x reader

Warnings: none

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Diavolo

Honestly, he hasn't encountered someone with a broken bone that couldn't heal from it pretty quickly, given he's surrounded by fellow demons. So when he hears what happened to you, he's very curious about the average time it takes to heal, the things you have to wear to help it heal correctly, and just overall wondering about human physiology, he's full of endless questions. He's got endless resources at his fingertips, so if there's anything that you need during the healing process, he's happy to get it for you, sometimes even going above and beyond to the point of ridiculous.

If it was your dominant/writing hand, he might hire someone to write your notes for you from class, even if you protest it. He'll also happily abandon his paperwork to be with you, assisting you with things like if you're struggling to reach something, holding groceries for you, tying your shoes for you, etc. Honestly, he's just excited about being able to dote on someone for a change, instead of the other way around.

Despite his excited demeanor, he really is worried about you. As mentioned, he's used to beings that don't even blink at a broken bone, so dealing with a seemingly fragile being is very new to him. But he's eager to learn more about you and what he can do for you to make you feel better.

Barbatos

It is second nature for Barbatos to take care of others, so when he hears you're injured, it doesn't take any thinking to include you in that group. In fact, although he'd be loathe to admit it, he finds himself prioritizing you over his Young Lord, not that Diavolo minds at all. In fact, he likes seeing Barbatos in this caring, doting mode.

He'll set you up with a fancy physician thanks to the castle connections, to make sure you have everything you need to heal properly and keep an eye on your healing process.

He'll make for you nutritious foods rich in protein and calcium to help you, doing lots of research on human world foods that would be aid the healing process the best. But he'll be sure to sneak in some sweet treats for you, too, to boost your mood. He hates seeing you in pain or your mood soured by what had happened, especially when hears how mental health can affect physical health and healing. So he wants to make sure all your needs are taken care of.

Simeon

Simeon is, as always, the resident sweetheart. He's so worried about you when he hears about your injury and comes rushing to your side as soon as he can. It's only after you've assured him a minimum of several times that you're really ok, will he finally calm down

He's more than happy to assist you during class/at RAD, helping you take notes even if it's not your writing hand that was affected. He'll also carry your books for you, sometimes even showing up at the House of Lamentation early in the morning to walk you to the school, and then walking you back home at the end of the day.

If he really wants to be sweet, he might even try to feed you his cooking and baked sweets that he's obtained from Luke, making you tea and just providing you lots of comfort during this time. This also includes cuddles and sometimes he'll even kiss your wrist cast with the sweetest smile on his face. He knows it must be rough recovering from this, and he just wants to be by your side the whole time.

Solomon

He will offer to fix your broken bones with magic. Up to you if you accept. 🤷‍♀️

No but really, he'll take the opportunity to be a cheeky gentleman, following you around and helping you out wherever he can. Although it's just the one wrist that was affected, he'll still pull open doors for you, pull out your seat for you to sit down, offer to help you get dressed if he really wants to be cheeky.

And of course, if you're in any discomfort, he'll be making you potions to provide some comfort, or even obtaining human medicine, anything to make you more comfortable during the healing process. He'll also try to make you "nutritious" food similar to Barbatos, but the other Purgatory Hall residents will have to intervene to distract him so you don't die of something unrelated to your injury. He's just worried about you, but he'll use his aloof attitude to cover up his own worries and hopefully help you feel more at ease.

[thechaoticghostscientist]

Ok

It's time

It's my Christmas gift to everyone!

Henry Hotline NSFW headcanons

Henry Hotline x Fem!reader (🤷‍♀️ sorry but it's what I'm most comfortable with)

Includes: Slightly Mean!Henry, Switch!Henry, Fem!Reader, cock-warming, overstimulating, teasing, mirror kink, and rough sex

☎️A = Aftercare (What are they like after sex?)

It all depends on how long and rough you two were at it. If it was nice and slow the he'll definitely help you clean up and such

But if you two went at it rough, then he's out like a light. He has his arms tightly around you so you cuddle up against his chest, and he's never letting you go

☎️B = Body part (Their favorite body part of them and their partner)

He loves your body no matter what size or shape you are. But if had to pick, he would love your legs or thighs. If he is pounding into you then you KNOW he's keeping your legs up and holding you by your thighs, squishing every once in a while

But if you're the one going down on him, then he loves to keep a stable grip on your thighs. Not to hurt you, he just wants to keep you close. He doesn't want to lose you :(

☎️C = Cum (anything to do with cum)

This man absolutely loves to release all over your stomach or thighs. Yes, he might not have the greatest pull-out game, but he loves releasing all over you

Of course, if you want him to stop then he'll stop

☎️D = Dirty secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

He

Loves

People

Hearing

Him

He'll always deny it but he LOVES it when people know that you to had sex. There were many times when you two were just absolutely going at it and Frankie or Deputy Duck heard so much. He's not sorry, nor is he ashamed

☎️E = Experience (How much experience do they have? Do they know what they're doing?)

At first. No. He has little idea on what to do. But after a while, he becomes a pro at what you both like.

He knows just the right spots to hit

He knows just the right places to grab and hold

And he knows how rough or slow you like it

☎️F = Favorite position (What position do they like?)

He is into the classic missionary. He loves looking at your beautiful face as he nails you to the bed. Or, he loves looking up at you as go down on him. But no matter what position you guys are in, he keeps his arms around you at all times.

☎️G = Goofy (Are they more goofy or serious?)

He's more goofy then serious, he's cracking jokes and flirting with you the entire time

"I guess we're in a sticky situation"

"I can unscrew a light bulb, but I can't unscrew my love!"

☎️H = Hair (How well groomed are they?)

You won't see a single hair on him down there. He finds it gross if he let's himself overgrow. He only likes it he has direct contact with your hole. He doesn't want to feel any of his hair, he wants to be as clean as possible.

☎️I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment?)

Desperate being a goofy ahh man most of the time, he is incredibly sweet and loving towards you SOMETIMES. When he cracks his jokes, it to ease any of your worries if you have any. And he'll always compliment you so you know he loves you. All of you!

☎️J = Jacking off (Masturbation headcanons)

He rarely touches himself. Even before he met you, he wasn't big on masturbatio ln. But if you want him to prep himself before he goes down on you, then he'll do it. He'll touch himself for as long as you want him to.

☎️K = Kink (one more kink of theirs)

Definitely mirror kink. He loves looking at your face after he bent you over and starting going rough into you. His compliment while increase too

"Look how pretty you are"

"No, don't cry. You're safe, my love. You're so pretty when you smile"

"Can you look in the mirror for me, sweetheart? Look. Look at that beautiful face. That's the face of beauty"

☎️L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

2 places

The bedroom

And any place with a mirror

He loves the intimacy and privacy of the bedroom. But he also loves places like the bathroom or the living room (across the room against the wall so you see your face if there's a mirror on the wall)

☎️M = Motivation (What turns them on?)

He LOVES it when you or him say dirty nothing to each other. Pull him closer to the phone wire and tell him that you want to squeal his name later

His face is bright red like his suit, and his pants feel suspiciously tighter

☎️N = No (something that will turn them off)

If you aren't up for it, then he'll immediately respect your wishes. Consent is key! Even when has a raging boner, he'll stop and go to the bathroom to rub one out. When you aren't up for sex then that's the only other time where he would touch himself

☎️O =Oral (Do they prefer giving or receiving?)

Receiving. He'll gladly go down on you if you ask for it. But he just can't get enough of the feeling of his hand going through your hair as his cock is wrapped around your tight yet pretty mouth.

When it comes to him eating pussy though. My god, you won't be able to walk for weeks

☎️P = Pace (how quick or slow are they?)

He prefers to go absolutely rough on you. He adores seeing your beautiful tears run down your adorable face as he nails you to the bed

But if you want something slow and soft (like on your wedding night) then he's all for it. Anything for his lovely sweetheart!

☎️Q = Quickies (Do they like quickies?)

He's not 100% into it. The only time that he would want a quickie is when he is desperate for your touch

"My darling, please. I need you. Please touch me, love me, punish me, anything! I just want your love"

☎️R = Risky (Do they like to experiment?)

Henry likes to keep it classic and orderly. Just simple love-making with his dear. The only risk he likes to take is to be heard by others like I said earlier

☎️S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long can they go for?)

Speaking from experience, this phone-head fucker can go for ages before he gets tired. And since he can go for a long time, if you can't, you're screwed. Because you KNOW he's going to overstimulate you. He'll going on for hours just to hear you whimper

"H-Henry I-hhhnnn-I can't keep go-AH going l-like this..."

"Oh, darling. I know you can, you cute little lair"

☎️T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them?)

This man owns toys to use on both of you. A magic wand for your sweet beautiful pussy. And a cock ring for his scrawny ahh self. He wants to make it equal with you two when it comes to toys.

☎️U = Unfair (how much to they like to tease?)

It's a 50/50 when it comes to being a big tease. Somes times he'll tease you so damn hard

"Oh, sweetie. Do you really think you have the high ground here?"

"Shush, my love. Sweet little thing like you shouldn't be so loud"

"Shhh shhh. Your knight in shining armor is here to protect you"

But when he is soft and nice, treasure it as much as you can

"You're so pretty. That smile is amazing on you"

"Those pretty tears make you look like an angel"

☎️V = Volume (How loud are they?)

He.Is.So.Loud

The only thing you'll be hearing his is loud ahh moans and skin slapping

There were many times where Frankie or Deputy Duck told you both to stfu

☎️W = Wild Card (a random headcanon for the character)

He loves cock-warming afterwards. He just wants to hold you in his arms and not let you go for the rest of the night. He loves having his length inside of your tight hole

☎️X = X-ray (What's going on down there?)

5.5 inches when normal

7 inches when horny

He is very proud of his cock

☎️Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

His drive is pretty normal for a . . . whatever he is.

That's all I got for this one 🤷‍♀️

☎️Z = Zzz ( How quickly do they fall asleep afterwards?)

Like I said earlier, it all depends on the pace you guys went. If you two when at it rough, then he's out like a light. But if you two when nice a slowly, then give him 5 or 10 minutes of after-care and then he's out

And whenever he does fall asleep, he ALWAYS has his hands around you. Even if he's still has yet to pull out, you're not leaving his grasp anytime soon

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ASEXUALS CAN STILL WRITE SMUT

ASEXUALS CAN STILL WRITE SMUT

ASEXUALS CAN STILL WRITE SMUT

*cough* anyway, I enjoyed writing this. Part of my family was watching Christmas Vacation in the other room and they had no idea I was writing this😈

Also, I originally wanted to write this during your honeymoon with him but my dumbass forgot to😭

Henry is hot, I want to suck his dick, and goodbye