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Not The Legacy We Thought (USWNT X Brady Reader)

𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓: Tom Brady, the infamous NFL Quarterback has another little sister? Reader is Nineteen and playing for the University of Michigan, when she is called up to play with the USWNT.

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 ! : Anxiety, Light Swearing, Fluff

𝗟𝗲𝘁 𝗺𝗲 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗶𝗳 𝗜 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘁�� 𝗮 𝗺𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗶 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲 :) 𝗜 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗧𝗶𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮 𝗶𝘀 #𝟭𝟮, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗶𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 #𝟭𝟮 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗧𝗼𝗺’𝘀 𝗻𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗮 𝗕𝗮𝘆 𝗕𝘂𝗰𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗿𝘀 :)

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Four siblings, one a very famous NFL quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. You always have looked up to Tom as your hero, your big brother. Playing for University of Michigan for women’s soccer is amazing, but sometimes the comments on how you got accepted just because of who your brother is can be overwhelming.

Tom always has told you that he didn’t have a hand in getting you accepted into UM. Always saying that if he did have a hand into getting you in the University of Michigan you would certainly know it.

You and Tom always got along, from surfing and playing golf, to playing video games and cooking food. It didn’t matter what the two of you did, but somehow you both really clicked together. Not that you didn’t click with Maureen, Julie, or Nancy, but you just had this titanium tight bond with Tom.

When the rumor was going around that you might be getting the call to play with the USWNT for the 2020 Olympics, Tom was the first person that you told. He flew up to Michigan for a few days to see you on his off days, both of you waiting anxiously for the call.

On his third day in Michigan that’s when the call came in. Putting Vlatko on speaker for you both to hear what he had to say. When the USWNT coach told you had made the team, Tom took you out to celebrate. Your older brother got a little out of control, from announcing all over his social media accounts to even throwing a huge party for you.

You had been playing soccer since you were a little kid. Your parents Tom Brady Sr. and Galynn Patricia Brady always made sure you had everything you needed to be the best you could be. Yes, sometimes they could be a little bit much, but they just wanted you to be happy.

When watching the USWNT on the TV you always focused on the midfielders. But, you couldn’t help taking a personal liking to Tobin Heath, Ashlyn Harris, Kelley O’Hara, Ali Krieger, and Christen Press. They intrigued you a lot from their playing styles to their silly demeanor off the pitch.

— — —

Now here you were at the hotel for the first camp before the Send Off Series. You had been assigned to room with Tierna Davidson, but when you got to your room she wasn’t there.

Looking at the clock you saw you had a half an hour before the team meeting. So to pass some of the time you decided to unpack, that is until your phone dinged, signaling you of a new text message.

Putting down your UofM hoodie to pick up your phone, smiling at the text message your brother had sent you.

“𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐝, 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐈 𝐠𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐚 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐬.”

You laughed softly, shaking your head as you texted him back. “𝐈’𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐓𝐨𝐦. 𝐁𝐮𝐜 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐮𝐩 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐰𝐡𝐨’𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐆.𝐎.𝐀.𝐓. ! 🐐🏈”

Tears from laughing so hard filled your eyes at his response.

“𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐘/𝐍. 𝐁𝐮𝐭, 𝐢’𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐘/𝐍/𝐍. 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐧. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐝, 𝐧𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬. 𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐆𝐎 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐊𝐈𝐃 , 𝐆𝐎 𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐄 ! ⚽️Ⓜ️“

You were just in the middle of responding before he texted you again. “𝐁𝐔𝐂 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌 𝐔𝐏! 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐘 #𝟏𝟐 !”

Deciding that things could be left said like that, and only having twenty ministers remaining before the meeting started you decided to head down to the conference room to see who was there.

— — —

Once in the conference room you saw that Head Coach Vlatko Andonovski and the rest of of the staff were in there, you introduced yourself to them.

“Hi my name is Y/N Brady, i’m the new midfielder.” You smiled softly, as you stuck your hand out to Vlatko.

“Of course ! It’s great to finally meet you in person Y/N ! You can get settled wherever you’d like, the others should be arriving shortly.” Vlatko had told you with a soft smile of his own. The staff had introduced themselves, before you had sat down in a chair in the back row of chairs.

A few minutes later your new team members started to file in. Some gave you confused looks and others simply just smiled at you. You were happy that they hadn’t drilled you with questions yet.

Well, that was until a certain blonde defender chose to take the seat next to you. “Hi i’m Emily Sonnett, but you can call me Sonnett or Sonny.” She smiled brightly at you, with her hand held out to shake yours.

“Y/N Brady.” You returned the smile as you shook her hand with a firm shake. Turns out some of the teammates around you, were in fact ease dropping on your introduction.

“Like as in Tom Brady? Tampa Bay Buccaneers Quarterback? Tom Brady?” Turns out the person who had sort of figured you out was USWNT Vet Alex Morgan.

You nodded slightly with a shy smile on your lips. “Yeah he’s my older brother.” You said softly, your anxiety spiking up inside you slightly by the new found attention. You knew you would have the spotlight on you sooner or later, but you didn’t think it would be that soon before someone figured you out.

“That’s so cool!” Sammy Mewis said as she came to sit by you with her sister Kristie. Noticing how shocked you were by the sudden attention, Kristie discreetly told Sammy to calm down a little.

About ten minutes later the rest of the team which included Tierna, Megan, Crystal, and Rose had walked in. Seeing the whole team come in Vlatko started the team meeting.

In the first fifteen minutes of the meeting Vlatko was talking about how excited he was to be coaching this amazing team. Then came the shoe you were waiting to drop had dropped.

“We have a new member on our team as you all see. This is Y/N Brady, make sure to give her a warm welcome.” He nodded your way, which caused everyone to turn to look at you.

“Hi..” You gave a short wave with a small smile. On the pitch your a total monster who strikes fear even into the ones who had a reputation to be a total beast. But off the pitch? You keep your emotions to yourself and only share what you feel with a select group of people (Tom being the number one person you go to).

Vlatko decided to take the spotlight off of you, saving you for only the next half hour to an hour before personal questions would be sprung on you.

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At dinner you were sitting with Sonnett, Rose, Tierna, Sammy, Lindsey, Kristie, and Lynn. You had connected with Sonnett and Tierna the most. You were all laughing at a tiktok of Kevin Hart and Pete Davidson when Kelley, Tobin, Christen and Alex walked over to your guy’s table.

“What are you kids laughing at ?” Alex asked you all with a raised brow and a amused smile on her lips.

“Y/N showed us this tiktok of Kevin Hart and Pete Davidson at someone’s house.” Sammy told the vets when she finally calmed down from laughing so hard.

“Can we see it ?” Kelley asked you with a curious tone. Your head nodded, before handing her your phone so that they could watch also. A minute later Kelley handed you back your phone with a amused grin.

“We just wanted to let you guys know that team bonding is in our room tonight.” Christen said softly, before glancing at you with curiosity in her eyes.

“I’ve convinced Chris to let you guys decide amongst yourselves who gets to pick the movie. Also Chris agreed to let you guys bring snacks this time.” Tobin chuckled as Christen grumbled under breath with a playful eye roll to the older forward.

“Y/N want to pick the movie ?” Lindsey immediately asked you. Everyone around you looked at you waiting for your answer with either curious looks or small smiles.

“Uh yeah sure i’m down for that.” You nodded as you slipped your phone back into the pocket of your joggers. The vets returned back to their seats, as you and the rest of the young ones resumed your conversations.

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You and Tierna walked to Tobin’s and Christens room which was only at the end of the hall by the elevators. Once you both were let in that’s when Crystal and JJ called you over to where some of the Vets were hanging out.

Making your way over to one of the beds, you sat down slowly as Megan made room for you to sit. “So, Brady how do you like the team so far ?” Megan asked you with a tilt of her head.

“Great actually. Everyone I met really has been very welcoming so far. No one’s really pushed the being Tom Brady’s sister subject yet, so that’s nice.” You played with the ring on your left middle finger, it was from your birthday. It didn’t have any gems on it, but you loved it because Tom had gotten it for you not only for your birthday but because you had just received your 20th cap for UofM.

“Glad to hear that, because if they weren’t I would be putting the fear of God in them.” Becky joked with a bright grin on her lips. The statement had caused Pinoe, JJ, Crystal, Carli, and Abby to start laughing.

“Brady’s actually really dope !” Sonnett defended as she heard Becky’s statement. Crystal and Abby laughed while the other three playfully rolled their eyes at the young defender.

Just then Tobin, Christen, Kelley, and Alex walked through the hotel room door. They all came to join the other Vets on the bed. That’s when Christen had decided to be first one to push the subject you hadn’t want to push yet.

“So what’s it like being Tom Brady’s little sister ?” Christen had asked you as she made herself more comfortable on the bed. You had wondered why Tobin and Christen were late to the team bonding meeting when it was in 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 hotel room, but you opted to answer her question.

“It’s great, besides the press following us around nonstop when we hangout. It gets a bit to much for the both of us, especially during our seasons.” You nodded along with your answer, as you continued to play with your ring.

Christen was going to ask you another question, but Tobin had cut her short of it. “So what movie did you pick for us to watch ?” Tobin asked as she smiled at you. She knew by the way you avoided eye contact when the family subject came up made you more anxious. In the future you would have to thank her for being so attentive to detail.

“I was thinking Venom.” You grinned brightly which did not go unnoticed by your older teammates. Oh how they would find out why that movie made you beam up would shock them all to hell.

“Well then let’s get to watching it then !” Kelley beamed, as she made herself comfortable on the bed.

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You ended up on the floor with the rest of your young teammates, occasionally you would peak at your phone to see the score of Tom’s ongoing game.

The movie had just reached the middle, when you started to get sleepy. Your eyes fluttered shut for a few minutes then opened again. Leaning over to you Kristie told you to go to sleep, you argued with her in hush whispers before you had fallen asleep mid retort.

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Waking up around 6 am, you grabbed your phone to look at the text message your brother had sent you when you were sleeping.

“𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 ? 𝐎𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐘/𝐍/𝐍 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐬𝐬 ! 𝐖𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐚𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 🏴‍☠️ 𝐆𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐤𝐢𝐝 , 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐣𝐚𝐰𝐬 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨 !”

You laughed quietly as you put the back down. That’s when you noticed that you were back in yours and Tierna’s hotel room, which means either Tierna or a Vet had carried you back.

You figured that you had a few hours before breakfast, so you just stayed in bed and thought about your future with this team. Maybe in the near future you would be more open with them, but you were still testing the waters with them. What made you curious was how Christen was acting around you yesterday, it was like she was trying to make you uncomfortable.

You definitely had a lot to learn about them, but you were all in to do so. You thought about how you were starting to feel a little homesick already, Michigan has been your home for two years now and you certainly enjoyed the life there. About ten minutes later you started to drift off, until a soft knock to your hotel door brought you back to being semi awake.

𝐄𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 :)

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all-my-friends-were-glorious · 2 years ago

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JACEN LYLE HART

The Avoidant Mess

"I understood myself only after I destroyed myself. And only in the process of fixing myself, did I know who I truly was." - Sade Andria Zabala

GENERAL INFORMATION

Name: Jacen Lyle Hart

Nicknames: Jace, Douchebag, New Kid, Flash Flood (Supervillain Name)

Faceclaim: Devon Bostick

Age: 24

Gender: Nonbinary Transmasc

Sexuality: Homosexual Homoromantic Polygamous

Height: 6′3″

Weight: 113lbs

Birthday: July 31st

Sign: Leo

Occupation: Unemployed; Supervillain; Guinea Pig for Tweek’s drug ring (Original Verse Only)

QUICK FACTS

Jace was tired of being used by Eric and refuses to ever be put in that position again. He helps who he wants to help, and will behave erratically and strangely otherwise to make people avoid him.

While it started as “If I’m weird and gross people will leave me alone”, but it turned into a compulsion to put things in his mouth that are not edible and often toxic or dangerous.

Instead of gum he sometimes chews on gum wrappers.

He has eaten Tide Pods exactly three times, the first time being something he did while high as a joke, the second time he was high and the Tide Pod had a Good Texture, the third time he was sober and just craved the texture.

While he hasn’t drank bleach, he has thought about it.

He will eat almost anything and do almost anything for money for his drugs. He has actively scraped gum off the sidewalk with his face and chewed it for five bucks once.

Despite doing drugs, drinking, and having risky sex to get people to avoid him, Jace still gets used by people. But he feels like he does it on his own terms so he doesn’t mind it.

Michael is someone that he looks up to, loves, and cares for. If Michael tells him not to do something, he’s most likely to listen.

His Michael has enacted a sort of Dental Preservation Ritual for Jace with Kaiwha, in which he inflicts dental trauma on others in order to take the injury/pain from Jace. He has a propensity for chewing on and eating things that will damage his teeth, but it’s almost impossible for him to stop.

When Jace’s parents split when he was ten, his mother had his last name changed from Rogers to her maiden name, Hart. She changed her name, as well, and they moved into a two-bedroom apartment together. His father forfeited his custody for paying child support.

Jace had a crush on Jonah for a while, and continually fell for his cruel tricks. It took the one accident between them for Jace to finally fear him. Jonah lit an abandoned building on fire, only to find out that it was not abandoned, but had Jace and a cat he was nurturing inside. While Jonah saved Jace, he didn’t notice the cat, and Jace never forgave him. The salt in the wound was that Jonah proceeded to lie about whose fault the fire was, and blamed Jace for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

He was born in Idaho, then moved to Kentucky, Montana, a super tiny town in Arizona, Nevada, and then stayed in South Park for the remainder of his life.

He did not speak at all for the first twelve years of his life. Now, he rambles a lot.

His first Dragonshout was perfect, though they varied in efficacy throughout his run as the Dragonborn.

While he is embarrassed about it, now, Jace’s first crushes were Kenny, Chris Donnely, Scott Malkinson, Butters Stotch, Kevin Stoley, and Kevin McCormick. He would still be more than happy if they would give him the time of day.

He has a terrible oral fixation.

For a lot of common things, he will use the wrong words. He thinks it’s funny and not malicious, though Pete would disagree. His favorite is calling energy drinks “inner gay” drinks.

He will do literally anything for money. He has gotten tazed twice in a row for $20 before.

Sometimes, he writes down his trips, and they are never worded very well.

Even if it makes no sense or has great leaps in logic, Jace almost always speaks his mind nowadays.

He is terrified of Robbie, but thinks Travis is the bee’s knees.

Currently, despite not really needing to, he is squatting in a house on the edge of town. Squatter’s rights say he has to live there for ten years before he can do anything about it, but he’s really only taking it day by day.

He adopted a mama cat and her two kittens into the house he’s staying in. The mother is Diana, and the babies are Susie-Q (long-haired female), and Boris (short-haired male).

Jace is very compulsive and impulsive, both. His impulse control is determined entirely by whoever is with him.

When he was younger, he wanted a pet rhinoceros. He never stopped wanting one, but he has adopted one on a sanctuary in Africa. He always gets super excited for them at the zoo, if he gets to go.

Sometimes when he’s high, he’ll hang out in Michael’s attic with his familiar, Ebon. He can’t really speak the snake’s language, but he does talk to him a lot.

To this day he remains friends with his versions of Butters and Clyde. He has offered friendships to the ones here.

While high, he once ate an entire roll of clear scotch tape, under the impression that it was a really bland Fruit By The Foot. Eric is the reason he believed that.

Jace has died twice. Once, he was brought back via necromancy, and the other time he had to use his Netherborn abilities. The first time was a drug overdose, and the second was trying to help Butters not get caught with a body. It lead to a painful, excruciating, violent death.

Jace has been accidentally electrocuted at a crosswalk. It was not Tweek’s doing.

Not only does he not have any self-preservation instincts, but he is also just very, very unlucky.

Jace has swallowed a lot of things that are inedible, but his favorites are bouncy balls, aquarium gravel, laundry detergent/fabric softener, entire wood pencils, and rubber dog toys.

Jace falls in lust very easily, but falls in love very, very slowly. He is 100% more likely to love someone if they have slept with him.

While he isn’t exactly a pacifist, Jace is most definitely a coward.

Headcanons Masterlist

TAGS LIST

Overcome And Completely Silent Now With Heaven's Help You Cast Your Demons Out (Jace Hart)

Won't Someone Come Save Us From This Story Line Of Mass Destruction? (Jace Musings)

Mom Tod Me That She's Worried And I Couldn't Give A Shit (Jace Aesthetic)

I Like Your Spotty Sweater (Jace Closet)

He's Too Stoned Nintendo (Jace Headcanons)

These Drugs Are Fucking With My Head (Jace Journal Entries)

VERSES

TBD

MAINS AND SHIPS

MAINS

@nxwkid - Alex/Douchebag/New Kid - Well I'm Just Like You I've Got No Name At All The Whole World Against You You Give Everything (Jace and Alex - Nxwkid)

@southxparkxafterxdark - Travis - Let It Rain Let It Pour (Jace and Travis - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark - Travis and Robbie - One Hundred Bad Days Made A Hundred Good Stories (Jace and Travis and Robbie - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark - Michael - Sometimes I Think Of Doing Terrible Things I Know I Shouldn't Think It But I Do Anyway (Jace and Michael - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@southxparkxafterxdark - Ryan - If You Spook Me You'll End Up Dead Spook Me Again You'll End Up Undead (Jace and Ryan - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)

@south-park-saints-and-sinners - Scott - I Died In Your Arms Tonight I Slipped Through Into The Afterlife It Was Nice (Jace and Scott - South-Park-Saints-And-Sinners)

@south-park-saints-and-sinners - Chris - We Haven't Won And If We Win And If The Morning Light Sets In We've Cheated Fate Again (Jace and Chris - South-Park-Saints-And-Sinners)

@suckmahballskahl - Eric - Your Monster Is Alive Now And He's Taken To The Streets (Jace and Eric - Whaatevaidowhatiwant)

@bigbadwolfletthegamesbegin - Scott - Super Automatic Pilot Motor Running Down Circles In The Parking Lot (Jace and Scott - Squealformepiggy)

@butyoudidntbreakme - Mole - Here's Where The Second Best Overtakes The Rest (Jace and Mole - Butyoudidntbreakme)

@on-orions-belt - Rosenburg - We Could Spend The Night Watch The Earth Come Up (Jace and Rosenburg - On-Orions-Belt)

Here - Strike Me Down Should Have Held It All Along (Jace and Jonah)

SHIPS

TBD

#Overcome And Completely Silent Now With Heaven's Help You Cast Your Demons Out (Jace Hart)#Won't Someone Come Save Us From This Story Line Of Mass Destruction? (Jace Musings)#Mom Tod Me That She's Worried And I Couldn't Give A Shit (Jace Aesthetic)#I Like Your Spotty Sweater (Jace Closet)#He's Too Stoned Nintendo (Jace Headcanons)#These Drugs Are Fucking With My Head (Jace Journal Entries)#Well I'm Just Like You I've Got No Name At All The Whole World Against You You Give Everything (Jace and Alex - Nxwkid)#Let It Rain Let It Pour (Jace and Travis - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)#Sometimes I Think Of Doing Terrible Things I Know I Shouldn't Think It But I Do Anyway (Jace and Michael - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)#One Hundred Bad Days Made A Hundred Good Stories (Jace and Travis and Robbie - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)#We Haven't Won And If We Win And If The Morning Light Sets In We've Cheated Fate Again (Jace and Chris - South-Park-Saints-And-Sinners)#I Died In Your Arms Tonight I Slipped Through Into The Afterlife It Was Nice (Jace and Scott - South-Park-Saints-And-Sinners)#Your Monster Is Alive Now He's Taken To The Streets (Jace and Eric - Whaatevaidowhatiwant)#Super Automatic Pilot Motor Running Down Circles In The Parking Lot (Jace and Scott - Squealformepiggy)#Here's Where The Second Best Overtakes The Rest (Jace and Mole - Butyoudidntbreakme)#If You Spook Me You'll End Up Dead Spook Me Again You'll End Up Undead (Jace and Ryan - SouthxParkxAfterxDark)#We Could Spend The Night Watch The Earth Come Up (Jace and Rosenburg - On-Orions-Belt)#Strike Me Down Should Have Held It All Along (Jace and Jonah)

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alolowrites · 5 years ago

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Juice

Summary: Bakugou’s daughter demands juice, but he refuses.

Author’s Note: Story inspiration came from a video I saw on YouTube a few weeks ago. Video was about MHA/BNHA memes (lol), but please click here to watch it. The specific timestamp for the meme I used for inspiration is at the 1:38 minute mark. The joke originally came from Kevin Hart. All credit goes to the comedian and the person who made it into a MHA/BNHA meme.

Enjoy!

~~~

“You’re gonna die, Shitty Hair!”

“We’ll see about that, Bakubro!” Kirishima challenged him with a shark-like grin, shifting into a defensive position with his sharp arms.

Bakugou mischievously gritted his teeth while he charged at the red hedgehog he grudgingly called his best friend. Although it was Bakugou’s day off from work, he wasn’t going to sit his ass down all day. Luckily for him, Kirishima was also free today and itching to spar with his longtime bro from U.A.

The two Pro Heroes never lost touch with each other after graduating from high school. While Bakugou would never admit this out loud, he really appreciated his friendship with the eccentric, jolly man. He respected him, and viewed him as an equal, but Bakugou would always strive to be better than him since no one else deserved to be the number one hero in Japan.

That coveted title was for Bakugou, and damnit, he’ll achieve it one day.

Bakugou flashed a feral smile at his opponent, his razor-sharp teeth menacing as he threw one powerful blast at the hero. The blonde-haired man rushed forward into the dark smoke to deliver the final blow at his unsuspecting spar partner, not holding back one bit since Bakugou knew he could handle it. He was a damn Pro Hero, after all.

As the dust settled, Kirishima tapped against the winner’s shoulder.

“Alright, alright, you win,” he groaned and Bakugou smirked. Standing on his two feet, Bakugou offered his hand to his friend and Kirishima graciously took it.

Bakugou threw a white towel at his friend. “Get clean, I’ll get us some drinks.”

“Yay, daddy!” A little girl screamed from the sidelines. She sprinted towards the sweaty man, snatching his hand while jumping up and down. Bakugou gave his daughter a victorious grin before scooping her in his arms.

Kaida Bakugou was the crown jewel in the Pro Hero’s life. You knew your daughter was the definition of a daddy’s little girl. The moment Bakugou laid his eyes on his newborn daughter at the hospital, it was over. He was whipped once Kaida yawned and opened her tiny, crimson eyes at him. It was one of those rare times when Bakugou actually had a genuine smile on his face.

As Kaida grew, she slowly developed her personality. Unsurprisingly, she was just like your jackass of a husband: determined, passionate and loud. In fact, she was the spitting image of him except for her hair; that was all you (and maybe your nose if you squint a little), but those eyes—they were definitely his.

Both men trudged their way to the kitchen. Kaida squirmed in her father’s arms, and Bakugou realized she wanted to be put down. The little girl darted to the refrigerator, eagerly pointing at the door.

“Daddy, juice,” Kaida requested, and Bakugou frowned.

“No,” he grunted at her. “You had enough juice. You’re gettin’ water.”

Kaida glared at her father. Standing up straighter, she curled her small fists and puffed out her chest in a bravado manner. The toddler aggressively babbled away, swinging her fists up and down as she argued for her juice. In her head, her reasoning sounded perfect, full-proof, a guarantee to win her request.

At the end of Kaida’s jibber-jabber, she demanded: “Juice!”

Bakugou was stunned at her behavior while Kirishima’s hand flew to his mouth to stifle his laughter at the sight unfolding. A large vein appeared on the father’s forehead.

“Who the fuck you think you talkin’ to?”

Kirishima lost it and banged on the counter. Bakugou fiercely jabbed his finger at his daughter’s direction.

“You are not gettin’ juice! You already had two pouches before lunch.”

“Juice!” Kaida stomped her foot for emphasis.

“No, brat,” Bakugou sneered. “You get juice when I say so. One more outburst and I won’t let you watch that annoying, pink British pig garbage you like so much.”

Now Kaida was a toddler, but she wasn’t stupid. She carefully thought through the pros and cons for a minute before deciding to surrender. Kaida scowled at her father and stormed out of the kitchen to who knows where in this house.

Bakugou pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. Kirishima’s laughter echoed behind him, earning a snarl from the hot-headed father.

“SHUT THE HELL UP!”

༛༛ ༛ ༛༺༻༛ ༛ ༛༛

After Kirishima left, Bakugou went to find his daughter.

He knew where she would be, so he dragged himself upstairs to the second floor. Bakugou glanced at the various photos you hung on the walls. Some were from your wedding day; others captured the trips before Kaida was born. The remaining ones were of your daughter, either alone or with her parents.

Standing in front of her door, Bakugou sighed and knocked.

“Kaida, it’s me.” Not waiting another second, he pushed the door opened before walking inside. Bakugou shot himself in the foot by doing this when his eyes narrowed at his little girl’s body curled up on her bed.

Her back faced toward him, and she didn’t bother turning around when he knocked. Bakugou hauled himself to her bed and sat down. Kaida sensed the mattress sinking and shuffled away, clutching her mother’s pro hero plushy. Bakugou groaned as he saw his own tossed across the room.

He fucked up big time.

“Listen, Kaida, I know you’re angry at me,” he exhaled, shoving his fingers through his hair. “And I know you’re stubborn like your damn mother, which is a good thing, but not when it’s used against me.”

“Daddy, go away,” the toddler mumbled.

“Daddy ain’t going anywhere,” Bakugou retorted at the girl. “Kaida, I’m your father. That means you gotta put up with my shit because I’m the grown up here.”

No response.

“Oi, you know I hate seeing you like this.” Bakugou scooted closer to the toddler. She didn’t move away from him, so Bakugou laid down next her fetal position. “But you have to understand you can’t have everything whenever you want. There are limits and rules.”

“I want juice,” Kaida sniffed.

“You know you can’t have juice. Mommy said you can only have two juice pouches a day. That’s mommy’s rule. Do you want to break her rule?”

Kaida shook her head. “Hewo no bweak wules.”

“Exactly,” he answered. Kaida rolled around and faced her father; she hugged him, and Bakugou wrapped his arm around her tiny frame, pulling her closer to his inferno chest.

Parenting was no walk in the park. There were moments where Kaida tried to push his buttons and test the boundaries, but he needed to remain firm. He was responsible for guiding her down the right path with strong morals. That all began with her understanding certain things like ‘no means no.’ He wasn’t going to raise a selfish brat.

Sensing that Kaida was no longer angry, Bakugou gently shook her so she could look up at him.

“C’mon, let’s get you washed up so we can eat dinner.” Bakugou picked Kaida up, and carried her out the room. She snuggled her head near the crook of his neck. “Now, you’re gonna drink water with you food, but if you finish your dinner…I’ll give you ice cream.”

Kaida’s eyes lit up. “Ice cweam?!”

Bakugou kissed her forehead as a tiny smirk curled on his lips. “Yes, but we won’t tell mommy. It will be our little secret. Got it, squirt?”

Kaida adorably cupped her mouth and giggled, making a quiet ‘shush’ noise to keep her promise to her father.

To this day, you never found out about their ‘little secret.’

~~~

I figured I write a fluffy piece after my last short story *nervous laughter*

But thank you all for your incredible response on The Point of No Return. I am leaning towards writing a sequel for that story. Usually I don’t write sequels, but considering I did Toshinori dirty...I’ll see.

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broadstflyers · 4 years ago

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The Philadelphia Flyers: A Saga, Section III: Forwards

Link to Table of Contents

Let the fun begin.

Travis Konecny, #11

Nickname(s): TK, teeks, was known last season as tiki bar curtesy of Kevin Hayes, also known as a raccoon or rat in the fanbase

Position: Right Winger

Draft class: 2015, 24th overall

I feel like this is a proper introduction to the absolute shit show (that we endearingly love and adore) that I’m going to dive deep into here. He makes up a lot of our fans’ inside jokes, so I’ll be sure to introduce them as we go.

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This is one of them.

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This was at the 2019 Stadium Series. TK had a ball that day with chirping the whole Penguins roster, and now whenever I see someone wearing earmuffs, I have the urge to yell this at them with no remorse.

There were also the famous comments of, “Karma’s a f*cking b*tch ay?” and “I was born at night, not last night. Come on, let’s go.” These are two other inside jokes that you may see around.

Watch him say these phrases here.

Sometimes TK gets lost on the ice.

Or falls sideways into the boards

Or leaps gracefully across the ice.

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Or turns into a mop.

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You can’t tell me there’s a thought in this man’s head.

Someone tell this man the plural of moose is....moose.

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This rat is a fan-favorite because he isn’t afraid to mouth off to people who lay dirty hits on him or his teammates. He was born to be Flyer, honestly. Apparently, he hasn’t stopped chirping and yapping since he was a kid. I think it’s because he’s (supposedly) 5′10. Short king energy, I say as I’m barely 5′1. So to sum it up, if you see someone in a scrum or causing issues, it’s most likely TK’s fault. Or if you see an orange blur fall down in the corner of your screen, that’s also TK.

To get to know Travis more, watch mic’d up video #1, video #2, and video #3 (this one is an offseason video). You can also watch this clip of TK and the other Travis in the playoff bubble, where they share the same brain cell over a bookshelf.

Kevin Hayes, #13, Rotating Road Alternate Captain***

Nickname(s): Hayesy

Position: Center

Draft class: 2010, 24th overall

How should I even start to introduce the guy with possibly the best personality on the team?

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Well, he would tell the Bachelorette that his best friend is Gritty. So there’s that. He’s kind of the designated hype guy. He’s in charge of giving out nicknames to his teammates. He gave Carter Hart “Cahtah Haht,” and Carter didn’t like it at first, but it caught on and he had like no choice but to accept his fate.

But the #1 fact you need to know about Kevin Hayes, he used to ref. Well, not exactly, but he claims he did.

Honestly, to get to know him and his personality, you have to watch mic’d up videos. They just describe him better than I ever could.

This is a short and sweet video on some of the names Hayesy uses on the ice and some backstories. You also hear “I used to ref” in there, too. Mic’d up video #1 includes him screaming about being a ref more in depth and having a mental breakdown over sucking (me too buddy), and mic’d up video #2 includes him not knowing it’s 80′s night.

Sean Couturier, #14, Permanent Alternate Captain***

Nickname(s): Coots

Position: Center

Draft class: 2011, 8th overall

Coots is a Philadelphia legend. That’s my Selke* winner! Literally a difference maker in every single game he plays. He went down with an injury at the beginning of the season. We are so glad to have him back now. His defensive ability is just stellar, and we are so lucky to have him as one of our top guys. We can count on him to score.

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If you’re interested in Coots’ journey to the NHL, watch this video.

*The Selke Trophy is given out to a forward who demonstrates the best defensive skills. In other words, they’re a good two way forward (source).

Scott Laughton, #21

Nickname(s): Laughtsy

Position: Center

Draft class: 2012, 20th overall

Laughtsy is for sure the other chirper and instigator, so he will be one of the people in the scrums or even encouraging them to happen.

Here’s Laughtsy and TK chirping a not so great NYR player (ew) because he was harassing Hayesy (they used to play together on NYR). Scotty Laughton sticks up for his teammates without fail, even when he was hurt (broken finger). During warmies he just sails around and has fun. Good vibes.

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He also has a cat. This is very important.

To get a better sense of Laughty’s personality, watch these mic’d ups here, here, and here. You can hear him encourage his teammates and call out the other team on their bs. He’s also extremely vocal on the bench, but it’s honestly the best.

Oskar Lindblom, #23

Nickname(s): Lindy, Piano Man (within the team usually)

Position: Left Winger

Draft class: 2014, 138th overall

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I don’t even know where to start with Lindy. He’s just...amazing. Words cannot express how strong and resilient he is. A lot of people thought his cancer diagnosis was career ending. And then Oskar really said, “lol you thought” and came back a whole season early. He’s a literal human superhero. He has been through hell and back to come back to the game he loves. You can tell he doesn’t take a second out there for granted because of the long journey he had to take to come back. Every single time he scores I almost cry, because I remember those days where I wasn’t sure if he was going to come back to hockey. And then to hear that he scored the game winning goal on 3/18? Just incredible.

He’s literal sunshine and such a sweet guy. His smile is so bright. He’s such a great asset on the ice. I will always talk about his grit. When he plays on the boards and wins those puck battles, he creates great scoring chances.

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Just look at his smile.

Here’s stick taps for Oskar during the Isles playoff series, and here’s a video on his journey back. It shows the positive steps he took to get back on the ice. It’s pretty emotional. Him and his sweet girlfriend deserve the world for what they’ve been through.

James Van Riemsdyk, #25

Nickname(s): JVR

Position: Left Winger

Draft class: 2007, 2nd overall

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He’s a Power Play king. When they say he’s in his office, they mean he’s getting into the crease in position for a deflection. So far, he has seven PP goals, and the top player this season so far has eleven, and he’s tied for eighth in the league. He’s been coming in clutch for us this season in terms of Power Play production. He’s also currently sitting at 13 goals and 18 assists, so he’s more than just a special teams guy.

Claude Giroux, #28, Captain

Nickname(s): G, O Captain, my Captain!

Position: Center

Draft class: 2006, 22nd overall

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Our captain Claude! Literally the most underrated NHL player because he hasn’t won a Stanley Cup yet (hehe). Honestly, that’s not his fault. He had to survive a 5-6 year rebuild. He tries so hard to pull wins for us and for his team. He did that on 3/18 against the Islanders, he scored and led that line to being the best producing line that night. He does what he’s supposed to do, but he is slandered a lot. If he had a cup, he would be talked about more often or more respected. I will die on this hill.

I’d like to think that he’s the father of all the younger guys and he has to keep them in line and stick up for them.

Here’s a compilation of G mic’d up over the years. It’s a good way to discover his personality (at the very end, he chirps JVR because JVR was drafted with the Flyers, played for three years there, and then was traded to Toronto only to come back some odd years later).

Nicolas Aube-Kubel, #62

Nickname(s): NAK, Kubes, Ku

Position: Right Winger

Draft class: 2014, 48th overall

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We can count on him for physicality anytime of the day. Great physical fourth-liner with grit. He had a Gordie Howe hat-trick** in arguably one of the funnest games in recent Flyers seasons.

**assist, goal, and fight in one game

Connor Bunnaman, #82, common call-up

Nickname(s): Bunny

Position: Center

Draft class: 2016, 109th overall

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Bunny is usually a go-to call up from the Valley whenever a guy gets hurt. He usually ends up on the third or forth lines. So you won’t really see him unless someone sustains an injury or AV chooses to sit someone while reworking the lines. He also lost his three top teeth and some of his bottom while he was playing for the OHL.

Read more about Bunny losing his teeth here.

Joel Farabee, #86

Nickname(s): Yung Beezer, Beezer, Bee, toothless (fan given)

Position: Left Winger

Draft class: 2018, 14th overall

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Pretty much everyone loves Beezer. He steps up when we need offense, and to think he’s only 21 years old in the midst of his sophomore breakout season. So far this season, he has 12 goals and 12 assists. Last year he had just 8 goals all season.

His specialty is looking confused all the time. He also wears glasses, which everyone loves. We will not be taking criticism at this time.

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He also begged a Bruins player to let us score at Lake Tahoe. I mean, it’s worth a shot, right? They might say yes.

Is this a good time to mention that when I met him, he signed my jersey upside-down lmaooo

He is also our best speller. This gif set never fails to crack me up. Watch his Lake Tahoe mic’d up here. Patty doesn’t know how Beezer scored there, either.

Honorary mention: Morgan Frost, #48 (Injury Reserve)

Nickname(s): Frosty, “There’s a frost warning,” puns on his last name, basically

Position: Right Winger

Draft class: 2007, 7th overall

Unfortunately, Frosty is on IR because of a shoulder injury. He is a common call up, and he’s also trying to find a permanent roster spot. He will be ready for next season.

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You can watch his NHL debt here and “Behind the Glass” with both Frosty and Beezer.

***There are a maximum of three alternate captains allowed on the ice at one time, so that’s why they rotate. The purpose of alternate captains is to handle talking to the refs about penalties or any rule discrepancies if the captain is not on the ice or unable to do so.

Read more about the role of a captain here.

#travis konecny #nolan patrick #joel farabee #claude giroux #sean couturier #morgan frost #oskar lindblom

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medea10 · 5 years ago

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My Review of Pokemon Sun & Moon

Hi all. Sorry for the delay on this one. I usually go all-out on my Pokemon reviews that I wanted to let out everything I wanted to. Plus I had real-life work and other stuff. With that said, here’s my final review of 2019 as well as the final review of the decade. See you in 2020!

As Ash mentioned at the end of XY, Ash said he was going back home to Pallet Town and “start at zero”. This means when he decides to go on his journey, he leaves all of his other pokemon at Oak’s lab and goes on a new journey with Pikachu. But unlike the start of other journeys, this one started with Ash’s mom, Delia and her pokemon Mimie winning a contest which resulted in a trip to the Alola region. And since they were heading that way, Professor Oak asks them to bring a pokemon egg to his cousin in Alola. So let’s begin with Ash’s adventure in the Alola region.

The Alola region is split into four different islands. Each of these islands contains trial captains, island challenges, pokemon of different forms, and pokemon guardians! But unlike the game, Ash ends up in the Alola region to go to school. That’s right, after being the envy of every child for the last 20 years, Ash must go to school. In this school, Ash will learn all he needs to when it comes to living in the Alola region. Along with new friends, a helpful professor, a Rotom Pokedex, an enthusiastic Oak that does impressions, and a special bracelet capable of unleashing powerful Z-moves, Ash’s journey is getting very interesting.

MEET THE CHARACTERS: This seriously has got to be the biggest ensemble for Ash’s posse. Each character has their own unique charm and their own speciality when it comes to their pokemon type preference (and their hairstyle will say so too). At the beginning, I was just okay on some of these characters, but I have definitely enjoyed watching them evolve. Here are all of Ash’s new classmates, professor, Pokedex and a brand-new Oak.

Mallow is a very cheerful girl with the love of grass-types and cooking specialty dishes for friends and pokemon. While some of her dishes can be a little surprising, even shocking, she has a knack for using only the freshest ingredients, mostly coming from wild pokemon.

Lana has a passion for the water and yes, even water-type pokemon. She’s quite soft spoken and spends a lot of her days fishing. She may even look into becoming a fisher like her father. But she does have an edge that makes her and her Popplio tough to beat. Not to mention, quite the sense of humor! She also takes care of her two younger sisters Sarah and Harper.

Kiawe is very handy in a battle with his fire-type pals. Unlike the other students in the class, he’s been given a Z-ring first as he has attempted the Island Challenge. Because of this, he’s rather high-strong about those who own a Z-ring. His days start early in the morning with delivering MooMoo Milk, then he goes to class, then comes home to take care of the farm pokemon, and let’s not forget all that training with Charizard and Turtenator!

Sophocles is what you’d call a computer nerd (yeah, we have another one). He’s able to handle any electrical error that comes his way with the help of either Togedamaru or Charjabug. The only thing he’s unable to challenge is sleeping in the dark!

Lillie is the mysterious girl with no pokemon (at first) and seems to get scared by them real easily. However, she knows quite a bit about pokemon without having physical contact with them. Luckily, Lillie lets her guard down later in the series when she gets the opportunity to take care of an egg. And when it hatched, she kept it. Other pokemon, it still takes her a while to open up to them, but when she does open up, it’s adorable!

Professor Six-Pack is too hot (hot damn)! Call the police and the fireman!

FINE, I’LL DO THE RIGHT THING!

Professor Kukui is the teacher to these fine pupils and has even allowed Ash to stay with him while Ash attends school. He seems a little laid back at first glance, but he does take special care into each and every lesson he gives his students.

Rotomdex is the talking Pokedex for Ash. Unlike all the other Pokedexes up to this point, this one can actually carry on a conversation with Ash. Not just that, but come up with strategies, watch detective shows on TV, and even write screenplays. It’s amazing how so much can come from a fushion between a Rotom and a regular pokedex!

Principal Oak…Okay, no, I can’t do that! Over 10 years ago, I wrote a fan fic called Romance 101. And I spent a good five years writing the words “Principal Oak” because that’s what I called Samuel Oak. This Principal Oak is just giving me vivid flashbacks.

…fine Principal SAMSON Oak is of course the principal to the Pokemon School. This Oak is a much tanner, buffer, and at times sillier man when you compare him to the original Professor Oak. He really loves doing pokemon impressions. And much like Professor Oak’s poems, Samson Oak’s jokes goes over a lot of people’s heads.

BETWEEN THE SUB AND THE DUB: With the exception of Kiawe, Rotomdex, and Samson Oak’s voice actors, this is literally a brand new experience for most of these new characters. And I gotta say, I hope these voice actors get more attention. I know Reina Ueda (Mallow) has been getting a lot more roles in the last three years and I love that. The Pokemon anime has had quite a history of either getting very prominent voice actors or voice actors who aren’t known for much else. But I do hope for more exposure for Lana, Sophocles, and Professor Kukui’s seiyuus. Extra points for having Nobuhiko Okamoto play Gladion!

I’ll mention more later in the review but due to the death of a very, very, VERY prominent voice actor, there was a major change. With the passing of Unshou Ishizuka, there were three important characters that had to be changed; Professor Oak, Samson Oak, and the Narrator. I started noticing the lack of these three (yes, even the narrator) in episodes prior to Ishizuka’s death. If we go several episodes without one of the Oak’s, it’s not a big deal. But the fact that the narrator wasn’t heard before the start of the show or at the end for several episodes at a time, it felt very weird. But after hearing about how Unshou Ishizuka died of Esophageal cancer, I can’t help but think he was doing treatments during the Aether Foundation arc. His replacement, Kenyu Horiuchi is not bad. But after listening to Ishizuka since…well at least two decades, it’s very noticeable.

The dub once again is putting hope in brand new voice actors and even a few veterans from the XY series. And so far, this is very promising since they casted Alsyon Leigh Rosenfield. However, one prominent voice actor who has been around for a LONG time has retired. Kayzie Rodgers, the replacement voice of Max and Wobbuffet (and long-time voice to Mr. Mime and Professor Ivy) has retired at the beginning of SM (2016). I can honestly say, I will miss hearing her voice. Out of all the dub changes, you were one of a few I accepted. That and I will always remember you as Professor Ivy and Mimie! With that said, here’s what you might recognize these folks from.

JAPANESE CAST: *Lana is played by Hitomi Kikuchi

*Mallow is played by Reina Ueda (known for Kisa on Fruits Basket 2019, Shiori on Sakura Quest, Jiro on Tokyo Ghoul, and Katra Paige on Inazuma Eleven GO: Galaxy)

*Kiawe is played by Kaito Ishikawa (known for Genos on One Punch Man, Naofumi in Shield Hero, Sakakibara on Assassination Classroom, Kaito on Tsurune, Mitsuo on Golden Time, and Urie on Tokyo Ghoul :re)

*Sophocles is played by Fumiko Takekuma

*Lillie is played by Kei Shindou (known for Carissa on Index III and Shijimi on Rosario to Vampire)

*Professor Kukui is played by Keiichi Nakagawa (known for Salamander on Beelzebub)

*Rotomdex is played by Daisuke Namikawa (known for Rock on Black Lagoon, Jellal on Fairy Tail, Italy on Hetalia, Kazehaya on Kimi ni Todoke, Fai on Tsubasa Chronicle, Yuu on Persona 4, and Arima on Tokyo Ghoul)

*Narrator & Samson/Samuel Oak (ep1-93) is played by Unshou Ishizuka (known for Mr. Satan on DBZ Kai, Jet on Cowboy Bebop, Hohenheim on FMA: Brotherhood, Dr. Gel on Space Dandy, and Grandpa Joestar on Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Pt 3) [R.I.P.]

* Narrator & Samson/Samuel Oak (ep93-present) is played by Kenyuu Horiuchi (known for Pain on Naruto, Mako’s father on Kill la Kill, Sasaki on Bakuman, Hachiken’s father on Silver Spoon, and Takafumi on Sekaiichi Hatsukoi)

ENGLISH CAST: *Lana is played by Rosie Reyes

*Mallow is played by Rebecca Soler (known for Hart on YGO Zexal)

*Kiawe is played by Marc Swint

*Sophocles is played by Alyson Leigh Rosenfield (known for Rio on YGO Zexal, Aina on Promare, and Ally on YGO Arc-V)

*Lillie is played by Laurie Hymes (known for Prana on YGO: Dark Side of Dimensions)

*Professor Kukui is played by Abe Goldfarb

*Rotomdex is played by Roger Callagy

*Samson Oak is played by Marc Thompson (known for Chaz on YGO GX, Astral on YGO Zexal, and Kevin/Mr. O’Neill/Mr. Demartino on Daria)

FAVORITE CHARACTER: Pokemon…why do you keep doing this to me? Do you want me to lose what little faith I hold onto?

With that said, this season has given me a “best girl”. Yes, the term “best girl” is given to the…well, you know, the best girl of the series. And ever since the creators decided to shake things up by giving Ash a new female companion every couple of years, fans have fought to the death on who is best girl of Pokemon. For me, my best girls of Pokemon were Prima, Zoey, Blue/Leaf Green, and Bonnie. But there are just a few problems there. None of them are Ash’s piece of arm candy! And there’s some unwritten law that it has to be the possible love interest like Misty, Dawn, or Blushy McIdiot. And my best girls have either been in only one episode of the anime, was just a rival to someone who isn’t Ash, a girl who was never in the anime, and too young. BUT…Sun and Moon did it! It friggin’ did it! It gave me a best girl! And that girl is…

LANAAAAAAAA!

I never tire of that Archer joke! But yes, Lana is best girl.

I knew I was going to like her when she first debuted, but I had no idea how awesome she was going to truly be. Is it her prankish nature? Maybe! Is it this creepy yandere vibe I get off from her every now and then? Possibly! Is it the way I’ve seen her grow as a trainer throughout this series. You fucking bet! Lana at one point seemed like the one character who wasn’t getting much growth when it came to catching and evolving pokemon. Then again, everyone (including Ash) gave me that impression compared to other arcs. But then she caught the shaggy Eevee! Serious wild card! No one expected Lana to catch Eevee. And then there’s Popplio. She and Popplio trained like crazy later in the series and it shows when it evolved into Brionne and eventually into Primarina. ESPECIALLY WHEN PRIMARINA EVOLVED! Did you see Lana and Brionne going toe-to-toe with that Kyogre? That was epically awesome!

Plus, she was like the only female in God-knows how long to reach the top 8 in the Pokemon League.

DISLIKED CHARACTER: My tolerance has taken a slight dip because there are three people I feel should be up here!

First, I would like to put up Cross from the 20th movie, I Choose You. I know that he isn’t in the actual SM series, but I’m putting him up here because I just downright hate him. He is on Damien levels of shit. That’s how much I hate the son of a bitch. He could cure cancer, kick Donald Trump in the crotch, and bring peace in the Middle East and I would still hate him. Cross was like a very bad combination of Damien and Paul. Abandons a pokemon the same way as Damien and shows this power assholeness that Paul has. But add to that, a bit of a cruel edge to him and sprinkle a bit of whiny little bitch on that. He has to hold a grudge against Ash in this movie because he was blessed with Ho-oh’s feather, but when he saw Ho-oh, he got nothing. Oh boo-freakin-hoo! Cry me a river!

Next…Faba! You fucking testicle! Heads up, I like calling Faba a testicle! When I first saw him, I thought that Lusamine was gonna be the one to hate because of the game setup. But this anime just proves how much Lusamine loves both of her children. The same can’t be said about Faba! At first, I thought Faba would be like Colress in a way…creepy how they almost look and act the same. But then his true side started to show. Oh, this guy wants them Ultra Beasts. And will not let anyone get in his way. Not little children, not birds suffering from Insomnia, not Team Rocket, not even his boss’s child! This greedy sonuvabitch is literally the reason why Lillie was afraid of pokemon and re-triggered it AGAIN thanks to UB Nihilgo. Yeah, fuck you Testicle!

Now after that incident, Testicle was demoted and serves under Wicke and Clefable (which is literally the best thing I could ever ask for). And in most scenarios where he’s shown, Faba was silly with his fanboy obsession with the Masked Royal or his stupid experiment shrinks the kids. So other than him being a dumbass nothing too damning! That was until the Pokemon League where he decided to play dirty by having his Hypno bring out Ash’s Meltan instead of going up against Pikachu. I’m glad he got beat within less than 2 minutes because this testicle needs to shrivel up now.

Who else?

Viren! I can’t help but think he’s this anime’s answer to Donald Trump. But I hate both of them so that’s a start! I could let things slide with him just being there for one episode where he’s trying to buy out Kiawe’s family’s farm and be done with it. BUT NO! This sonuvabitch has gotta wear out his welcome by showing up another three or four times doing that same shit! And even his very first episode where he uses illegal tactics to get Rango and Sima’s farm was warrant enough to hate this fucker. I just thought he would just be a one-and-done character much like the Mayor of Trovitopolis (OI episode). Aggrivating to say, this dickhead came back numerous times to do more shady-ass shit. And I hope to Arceus I never see him again!

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT: Kiawe and Lana’s mothers are total milfs.

DON’T ACT LIKE I’M THE ONLY ONE HERE! Kiawe’s mama, hell yeah total milf! Lana’s mother, I ended up having a lesbian dream about her and she became a milf.

Hey, usually I’m straighter than a honeymoon dick. But sometimes I peak over and can easily say that Sima and Lana’s mother are Mothers I Like to Fantasize about. Again, in the words of Forky, “I’m Trash”!

SHIPPING: Okay…let’s have some fun with this one. This is less vomit inducing than XY. Just keep that bitch in Hoenn for as long as it takes. I don’t want to see her for a long time.

Ash x Lillie: I honestly think this is rather cute. Ash is one of the very few who’s been able to help Lillie with her poke-phobia. Though this ship isn’t heavily pushed on us like a certain OTHER ship that just won’t DIE. I swear Amour is like the herpes. I really can’t say there’s much romance here. Although her goodbye to Ash was just honest-to-God cute! Now if there was one Ash ship that caused some sort of blushing, it would have to go to…

Ash x Lana: Whenever she could, Lana would drag Ash along with her. Whether it’s looking for a missing pokemon or on the hunt for a legendary pokemon in the water, she would take Ash by the arm and take him by force. However, none of this was romantically motivated. The only thing worth mentioning was her tsundere way of blushing and brushing off romance when her sisters pester if Ash is her boyfriend.

Mallow x Lillie: This was my OTP to be perfectly honest. While Ash was the actual first person to nudge Lillie to help her with pokemon, Mallow was like the best friend of Lillie’s. She would always show concern for her. I know this is more big sister syndrome, but I’ll still ship it. I never thought anything would happen until the episode where the class puts on a play and I see Mallow and Lillie dressed like Utena and Anthy from Revolutionary Girl Utena. To which I said, “HOLY SHIT, THIS IS AWESOME-BALLS”! Pokemon, are you trying to tell us something with this? You trying to tell us something with this clear and direct reference to one of anime’s famous Yuri couples?

Kukui x Burnet: THIS SHIP HAS SAILED! I’m actually surprised how fast this ship was. I know they’re married in all four games, but in the anime it seemed like they didn’t know each other that well prior to Burnet’s first appearance. And anime wise, they only spent 11 episodes with each other. And on the 11th episode not only did Kukui propose to Burnet with a ring, but they freakin’ got married! I guess there are such things as love at first sight. Kukui wanted it and put a ring on it. There’s a real man, yo! Now, he does lose some points here as he does lead that double life as the Masked Royal where he keeps it a secret from everyone, including his fangirl of a wife. But once she knew, she let him off the hook. And you know how much this ship is cemented? Watch the last 30 seconds of the final episode! It’ll blow your socks off!

On a side note, the way Kukui proposed to Burnet…BEST FUCKING PROPOSAL!

Nurse Joy x Officer Jenny: Amazing, it has taken over 20 years for anyone to think this is even humanly possible. But in Alola, there’s a Nurse Joy and an Officer Jenny that are constantly together. Maybe it’s because I hang out on Tumblr a little too much that it gets implied a lot, but I can’t help but have a guilty pleasure for this.

Pokeshipping: AAAAAAH! Yeah, Medea has to bring this old war back. Okay, okay, I won’t be long here. Just to let you know that I’m a fan of this ship, especially back in the day. As for Sun & Moon, at least we don’t see that classic tsundere syndrome Misty is known for. But she still cutefully teases Ash about several things from the past including the broken bike and their past gym battle. To add to this, Misty (and to lesser extent Brock) were the only ones from Ash’s past companions to see him this region...much to my dismay!

Brock x Olivia: Holy crap! Did Brock seriously get lucky? Is this it? Is this the woman to finally fulfill this pervy breeder/doctor? To me, it just feels like just another day in the life of Brock’s love life. However he has done his research of Olivia that makes me think he’s dead serious about her…I just think it’s a creative way to say he’s in the early stages of stalking. But nothing else came from it after Brock (literally) proposed marriage to her and joined in doing a Z-move with her. Then again, Brock does get a lucky break with at least one lady in each region. Sadly, that’ll probably be the end of that much like Professor Ivy, Pike Queen Lucy, Holly, and Autumn.

Ash x Gladion: Guilty pleasure…is it wrong that I want these two to dress up like Yuri and Yurio from Yuri on Ice. No, didn’t think so! Not sorry for that image!

ANIMATION: I’m sorry, I can’t stay quiet about this like most of the other fans of the show. What the hell were they thinking? This is not supposed to be One Piece. This is not supposed to that Rock Lee spin-off. This is Pokemon. Poke-fucking-mon! Ash went backwards on the evolutionary chart. And people have nerve to go off on the BW series for giving him wider pupils and a mediocre outfit. You people owe the animators for BW a fucking apology for one! Ash’s design now looks like he’s cosplaying to be Monkey D. Luffy’s retarded cousin. Even my own mother, who watches one episode once every couple of months commented to say Ash looks stupid. Thank you!

SADDEST MOMENT: It’s been a good while since I’ve had a Pokemon episode touch me to a point of almost crying. Close, but the Misty/Togetic goodbye still has it beat (which was then beaten by an episode of Violet Evergarden…Dammit 2019!). And even then, the touching moments in Pokemon would be because someone of the main cast released their pokemon like Ash releasing Charizard, Jessie releasing Dustox, and OH MY GOD, NO! ENOUGH WITH THE SAD TOGETIC SCENE! But that was just it, at least no one died!

…Until now! That’s right, deaths were usually only a movie thing as we saw in the fifth movie with Latios. But in the last three years, Pokemon got a little dark in both the anime and the movie trilogies. The 20th movie we saw a Luxray freeze to death, the 21st movie we saw a Snubbull burn to death, and because the 22nd movie is a rehash of the very first movie, we’re going to relive Ash dying.

The SM anime did a few things we haven’t seen in the Pokemon anime before. In the early episodes of SM, we were introduced to Litten and watched a very sad episode dealing with death. Before Litten joined Ash, it lived on the streets with a very old Stoutland. Now think of every sad animal movie you’ve ever seen and you’ll have your answer of what happens to Stoutland by the end of the episode. They don’t show Stoutland’s death on screen, but we know. This episode was very clever at tackling the death topic on a kid’s anime. And up to this point I thought this episode was going to take the cake in the sad department. Boy was I wrong!

The 108th episode of SM gave us one hell of a tear-jerker and it almost got me. It almost got me! We learn in this episode that Mallow had a mother. And this is a first because no one in any of the main cast talked about a dead parent before this episode! We learn about Mallow’s mother being sick a lot and it caused a rift between the two. Especially when Mallow snaps at her mother because all she does is apologize for not being there. Unfortunately that exchange was the last time she ever spoke to her. Where does the sad part get heavy? Here!

While everyone was on Poni Island, we hear about how Tapu Fini is able to communicate with the dead. And among some of the dead we saw Hapu’s grandfather, Kiawe’s grandfather, and Stoutland. But in the mist, Mallow came across her mother. And that one moment where she finally can see her mother after so many years! She breaks down and cries. She apologizes for the horrible things she said as a kid to her. But those sorrys turn into thank yous. She thanks her mother for what she’s done, thanked her for being her mother! God damn it, this is now #2 in saddest Pokemon moments. The second I saw this I thought it was going to make me ugly cry and trounce all over the Misty/Togetic moment. To my surprise, it didn’t. But came super close!

In short, Mallow seeing her mother again…this moment! Feels! Fucking feels!

COMEBACK: I have pretty much given up on people from the previous series to pay Ash a visit in the newest region. After XY where we didn’t get a single sighting of Iris and Cilan getting shafted to an episode that they didn’t even bother giving an English dub, I just gave up. But that doesn’t mean we didn’t get characters who “came back”.

In SM, there were two times where we got a blast from the past. In two episodes we had Ash, Kukui, and the class make a trip to Kanto where (that’s right) we get to see Professor Oak, Delia, Misty, and Brock again. Not only that but we get two more episodes where Misty and Brock come to Alola!

As much as I love Misty…and toler…ate Brock, many other characters are overdue for a get-together with Ash. If you want me to be blunt, May, Iris, and Tracey are the only ones who should get attention and everyone else needs to FUCK OFF. That’s right, we don’t need to see Brock hit on more whores of the day. No more fishing competitions for Dento-fruit (much as I love him). Blushy McIdiot, Dingus, and Bonnie can go fuck off! And that goes double for Dawn!

Shit Medea, that was cruel.

Yeah it was cruel and I’ll continue to do so. It’s been 11 years since May was last seen/heard. Iris got royally butt-fucked by everything in the anime. And as for Tracey, I don’t owe you pissants a fucking explanation. Tracey deserves better! Speaking of…

AN UNFORTUNATE THEORY: With the comebacks of Misty and Brock, Tracey has just been NOT THERE! They go to Oak’s lab and he isn’t there. Not even mentioned. Not a word about him. When Ash calls Professor Oak randomly, Oak is there and even Muk, but no Tracey. When Ash asks Misty and Brock about back home, they don’t mention Tracey…which is to be expected since they have to talk about their siblings, but still.

Pokemon doing anything island adventure wise kinda comes with a mixed bag. The Orange Islands came with immediate hate because loyal Brock fans are ass-hurt about Tracey’s existence. The Sevii Islands were a bust during the FR/LG games. And the less mentioned about Decalore Island in the BW anime, the better. But when they decided to do Alola, fans caught on quite quickly with some comparisons to the Orange Island anime portion.

Unlike all the other gyms in other regions, Alola had four grand trials/leaders. Orange Islands had the Orange Crew, which was essentially four gym leaders. Both the trials and the crew had Ash do different tasks before an actual battle. Next, pokemon with different colors/forms! In the early episodes of the Orange Islands, we saw pokemon just a smide different from their normal looks. We saw Vileplume with a different flower pattern, other pokemon with a different shade of color to them, and interesting designs on Butterfree. In Alola, they expaneded on that by giving “Alolan forms” to pokemon like Meowth, Diglett, Exeggutor, Marowak, and even Raichu! I do love Alolan Raichu! However, the pokemon that had small changes in the Orange Islands were not brought to the Alolan table. So maybe Orange Islands and Alola are in far different parts of the world.

Where my theory goes from here is that I think Pokemon really wants to pretend the Orange Islands never happened. That means the gym battles, the special pokemon, and yes, even Tracey. That’s the only way to explain why no one has mentioned him even when we’re standing in Professor Oak’s fucking lab! I hate to be blunt and say something so horrible, but every time I watch SM, it really does feel like that. Yes, I admit it, the Orange Islands were just filler until Ash and crew could go to Johto. First of all, it exists. No matter how much you try to white-wash us with Alolan features, the Orange Islands was a thing. And it was a great thing! Ash was in his first six-on-six match (and won), Ash’s first double battle happened here, and stellar episodes like Pikachu Re-volts and Tracey Gets Bugged should not be cast aside. Those were all great! Pokemon, you cannot run from your past! You can improve upon it, yes. But never forget! These were a thing! These were great things!

Thankfully, my death theory was put to rest in the first episode of Pokemon 2019 when the Orange Island trophy was shown. That’s great, now where’s Tracey?

Another theory! They couldn’t get Tomokazu Seki. That could also be it!

RUNNING GAG: We got two running gags throughout the SM series! First, there’s the return of that singing ball of pink, Jigglypuff! This little singer has not been seen or heard from since AG. That’s well over a decade, people. Well…when Ash and crew visited Kanto, they ran into Jigglypuff and by sheer coincidence, wound up riding the airplane back to Alola. So now we see it every now and then in Alola, singing in a Karaoke bar.

And the other…Bewear! It hasn’t been officially caught by Team Rocket. They don’t use it in a battle. But Bewear has literally made it impossible for Team Rocket to BLAST OFF ever again. Their life-long running gag died the minute they fell into Bewear’s meaty arms.

Also it doesn’t help that I constantly scream “KUMA SHOCK” every time it comes to collect Team Rocket. Anyone who gets that reference deserves a high five!

BANNED IN THE USA: Welcome back, banishment! I knew you couldn’t stay away for long as we do live in a SJW/PC time. So what episode never got to see the light of day in the U.S.?

This one…yeah, I can totally agree with. So in the U.S. there is indeed ONE episode we were not given. In this episode, Ash decides to help a group of Passimian. And throughout the majority of the episode, Ash is dressed up like a Passimian from the pajamas to the…OH MY! I actually let it slide when I saw the Japanese viewing (because I’m half-awake at 2am), but I can definitely see why this one would ruffle a few feathers. Let’s just say Ash’s costume was a little too borderline blackface and that’s why it’ll never air in the states.

Anything else!? Not in terms of full episodes. Certain scenes, absolutely! Little baby things were edited due to being not kid-friendly. What’s in those drinks Kukui and Burnet are drinking out of at their own wedding? Champagne? Blasphemy! That’s Orange Juice now! What’s in Delia’s drink in the first episode? Oh we can’t have her pull a Miriam Pataki here! Turn that shit into Pinap Juice! Okay, besides the censorship of drinks, was there anything else? Why, yes, yes there was!

We all know how creepy Team Rocket’s Mimikyu can be. That’s why it’s placed in my top 10 list of characters that scare the shit outta me! Well one scene had Mimikyu’s shadow scare Meowth so horribly, the next scene had Meowth DEAD! Face down in the water! Don’t worry kids, Meowth comes back to life. The U.S. said “OH HELL NO WE CAN’T SHOW THIS! FUCK IS WRONG WITH JAPAN!” And so the face down scene was completely chopped from the dub. Add to that, there were several instances where Meowth almost dies and parts of those scenes are cut from American broadcast.

REFERENCES: If there was one thing this new animation has given us, it has open the doors to using references from other animes and even a few western media projects. And we haven’t really seen much of this since the original series and AG. And even back then, it was mostly just Rose of Versailles references with Team Rocket. I know I give the animation flack for it being a pile of shit compared to better animation shown in XY and DP. But I think the animators do have a little more fun when doing Sun and Moon. And I think it’s loosened them to using other animation styles seen in different and popular animes.

And boy did SM use a butt-load of anime references! Here’s a list of what I was able to remember!

*Facial expressions matching those scene in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure in several episodes *A Mr. Osomatsu reference tossed somewhere *Ping Pong the Animation being used when Illma entered in the Ping Pong competition *Kiawe doing the famous Gendo Ikari pose from Neon Genesis Evangelion in the same episode mentioned above. *Ash and Kiawe making the scary, demonic face Popuko makes when she’s mad on Pop Team Epic, when the two missed out on catching a UB Pokemon. *Transformation scenes with Ash and crew that match those of Power Rangers or every magical girl show. *The girl with many Pikachus has one Pikachu with hair like Boruto (Naruto Uzamaki’s son) *Ash and Pikachu looking like they’re doing the Kamehameha attack during their league match (DBZ, duh) *Rotomdex mentioning it wants to do a sci-fi feature and the image strikes a chord with Star Wars fans everywhere. *Lillie dressed like Utena. Mallow dressed like the rose princess, Anthy. HOLY SHIT, MY OTP IS DOING A REVOLUTIONARY GIRL UTENA REFERENCE! Take my revolution!

And the mother of all references goes to Jessie! Or should I say, her seiyuu Megumi Hayashibara! Pokemon animated many of her iconic roles in one epic scene. Just to name a few of Hayashibara’s roles shown there was Ranma Saotome (Ranma ½) Rei Ayanami (Evangelion), White Kitty (Hello Kitty), Faye Valentine (Cowboy Bebop), and everyone’s favorite Lina Inverse (Slayers). At least in the English dub, Lisa Ortiz popped in for the Lina Inverse moment! Epic on epic on epicly God levels of YES!

MUSIC: Okay in recent years, the English openings have gotten tolerable and the same can be said about the opening themes used this time around. So I won’t bitch about that. So how about I bitch about the BGM?!

Background music, I know a lot of complaints are expressed by loyal Japanese version fans that the English version has completely changed the BGM throughout most of the episodes and even the motion pictures! Yeah, in the I Choose You movie only ONE original BGM was used. The BGM topic never really got to me. But if I remember correctly when 4Kids lost rights to Pokemon and went to the new company, they said that they were going to keep a lot of things true and the BGM was one of them. Yeah, that went to the waist-side real fast! I do believe that they listened to that complaint because in the following movie, the entire score was kept (with the exception of the ED theme by Porno Graffitti).

The Japanese openings…I used to like Alola by Rica Matsumoto. Yeah…used to. Okay, that’s too mean. I don’t hate it on the lengths of V(Volt) from the previous series. It’s just that they used this song in certain scenes that took me out of liking it fully. Now anytime I hear Alola, all I can think about is Ash, Litten, Pikachu, and Rockruff wiggling their asses. Some of the other openings were just okay, I wasn’t too thrilled about them. But there was another thing I feel I should bring up.

Just like the English dub to XY, they wanted to capture a nostalgic feel to the general audience watching, Sun and Moon gave us some of that here. Because of the release of the 20th movie, Rica Matsumoto ended up singing her signature Mezase Pokemon Master again. And as a result, it was the show’s opening for quite some time. Not only that but the last ending theme to Sun and Moon was a cover of Rica’s other hit song Type Wild (now sung by Shoko Nakagawa).

MOVIES: The movies have taken a different turn from what we’ve seen previously. Let’s face it folks, the 10 movies that came out prior to these last three were average AT BEST. And with many other series doing reboots to their old classics, I guess Pokemon decided to do it on a large scale when it came to the story of Ash and Pikachu. With all new animation and a new story, we follow Ash and Pikachu in a much different take on their journey. A much faster-paced story where Ash doesn’t have much of the filler stuff and doesn’t travel with Misty, Brock, or the rest! To which I say, good! I know it means the Sun & Moon gang will never be in a movie, but it also means that animation won’t be there either.

I Choose You was the first movie and from the get-go, fans were upset over seeing a reboot of Ash’s beginning journey with Pikachu and not seeing Misty or Brock. Instead we get a kind of condensed version of certain moments of Ash’s original journey, mixed with new material and get introduced to new characters (who come from Sinnoh of all places). The pokemon featured was Ho-oh, who after all this time was going to be featured in a film and Marshadow because it’s not a pokemon movie without featuring a brand-new pokemon from this era.

The Power of Us, Ash ends up on an island where he meets several new characters who each have their own story to tell including a high school girl, a shy scientist, a pathological liar, an old woman who hates pokemon, and the daughter of the mayor. And we are introduced to another new pokemon, Zeroroa. All five characters (plus Ash) are put through their own trials and tribulations in order to save their town during a festival.

Mewtwo Strikes Back EVOLUTION: It’s the first movie…in CGI/3D/Robot-Chicken-ized, whatever! There’s no need for a synopsis since everybody and their mother knows this story. It’s literally the same story as Mewtwo Strikes Back. Ash and company get invited to an island, Mewtwo causes storms and clones to mess with the people, Mew appears, Pokemon fight, Ash dies, Ash doesn’t die, Mewtwo says profound speech that even Jon Stewart praises, everyone’s minds are erased, and that’s all! They even got the original cast to come back and reused Unshou Ishizuka’s old footage as the narrator for this movie!

The thing about this last movie is that, The Pokemon Company dropped the ball on this. SEVERELY dropped the ball on this! They had the perfect setup, the perfect opportunity to get this in the theaters just in time for the 20th anniversary of the first movie’s release in the U.S. and they do jackshit with it! Not even on Disney XD. For shame!

I will say that these three are a SEVERE improvement on the Pokemon movies. Can anyone with full honesty say that any pokemon movie that came out after the Lucario movie that any of the others were even good? Be honest, almost every movie since AG was just essentially a long side-story with an annoying mythical/legendary that can talk. It got annoying! Plus it just felt like Ash and whoever he was with would just be dragged in the middle of some bullshit and have to save the day. It was fine in the first couple of movies, but the pattern got worn out.

Plus with this alternate timeline to the Pokemon story, it gave the Sun and Moon anime more to work with legendaries and mythical pokemon. Hell, all the main cast was able to catch (and later release) an Ultra Beast pokemon. Not only that, but Mallow got to take care of the mythical pokemon Shaymin for over 40 episodes. Don’t you wish we got that with May and Manaphy? Plus, Ash got to take care of Cosmog and Poipole for an extended amount of time. Okay, my favorite movie of the three.

I Choose You is my favorite out of the bunch. I loved the retelling of Ash and Pikachu starting out on their very first journey. I love the new path they took with this story. I love the new characters introduced, Verity and Sorrel. I love the pokemon that were shown as it gave us a bit of everything from every region up to this point. Yes it was a cluster-fuck in some portions as I had to see past characters shown way different. Cynthia’s Verity’s mother! I can’t unsee this shit! And I will never unsee the messed-up dream Ash had where he was in actual real-world with no pokemon and in a real school where I’m given vivid flashbacks of my fanfic. Regardless, I enjoyed this movie so much. And I got to see many things here that I would always imagine would happen in a final episode of Pokemon (where Ash dies, Pikachu speaks, and an epic fight with Ho-oh). It is now my 2nd favorite Pokemon movie.

+1000000000 points for showing Tracey in the ED credits! Medea screeched in the theaters. I apologize for nothing! Best five seconds I’ve had in years.

TEAM ROCKET UPDATE: As this region does not have Pokemon Contests or that tact on Princess crap from Kalos, we’ll find our favorite trio (+Wobbuffett) going after the twerps and wandering around the area. And while I do enjoy Jessie dipping her foot in the contest arena, this pace can be boring and a blessing at the same time. Unlike previous seasons, we will go episodes at a time where we don’t see Team Rocket. But the episodes where they do show up aren’t the most thrilling. Usually they’ll just be in the background serving treats to background characters.

However, one major improvement with Team Rocket this season is with their pokemon. In the past, Team Rocket has had some unique pokemon that they’ve captured (or stolen…still not letting the Yamnega thing go). In Kanto, James had Victreebel that would eat him. In Hoenn, James had Cacnea that would pinch him every time it came out. In Sinnoh, James had Carnevine that would eat him…Okay, a lot of it is James torture-porn! Regardless, they were entertaining to watch. And I felt a complete slump with their pokemon during BW and XY. This season, pretty much ALL of Team Rocket’s pokemon are entertaining.

Marenie loves James so much that she would blow off being with her own kind to be with James. Even hearing the sounds of wedding bells every time James asks a favor of her! It’s actually adorable to watch Marenie. Jessie’s Mimikyu…I’m almost convinced Mimikyu is the reincarnation of a serial killer. And the biggest pokemon to cause Team Rocket so much grief is one they didn’t even catch, but it sticks around to take care of them like they were children, Bewear! And trust me, they’ve tried catching Bewear. And Bewear smushed the pokeball into poke-dust! Bewear would just come right the fuck out of nowhere, defying logic, gravity, and absurdity to bring Team Rocket back to its cave! This, making it the longest period of time where Team Rocket went without blasting off!

Every time they had the twerps cornered, in comes Bewear to take them back! Whenever they were about to do their traditional blast off, Bewear would come in and take them back to the cave! Even when they’re in fucking Kanto, it managed to swoop in and take them back to the cave. Team Rocket even DEFEATED Ash in a battle and had the perfect opportunity to take the twerp’s Pikachu. But no, Bewear came in and swooped them up! These pokemon were fun to watch this entire series! This was definitely an improvement from the last few seasons. Seriously, I can’t even remember what pokemon Jessie and James had during BW!

BIG TEAM BATTLE: Just like in Unova, Team Rocket ended up getting more attention than the antagonists of Alola. Except here, it’s a little more accepting. It’s just that in Alola, was there really a big team to cause major havoc with world-shaking consequences? Technically, the Aether Foundation wasn’t the big bad team and Team Skull was just a bunch of angsty punks. Regardless, there were two arcs with something epic happening.

The first of course was opening the wormhole and discovering the Ultra Beasts. And in almost the same fashion as the game, Lillie and the rest have to go and rescue her mother from the Ultra Beasts (because Lusamine got taken over by one). Only difference is that game Lusamine wanted to use this power. Anime Lusamine pushed her children out of the way so they wouldn’t get taken away. We did get some great moments with Ash doing a new Z-move with Pikachu, Nebby evolving, and Lillie’s relationship with her mother become stronger.

The second big battle was with Necrozma. Now this one heavily involved Team Rocket as Giovanni disbatched several other members including his assistant Matori and some eye-patch gorilla to try and get this pokemon. However after this incident, we never see Giovanni try to get his hands on this pokemon again or talk about it again. Even when he makes a big foreshadowy deal when he dialed Nanu about it! But in this arc, a mysterious power throughout Alola was making all of the adults listless and lazy. And it was up to Ash and the other kids to get to the bottom of this strange phenomenom.

ENDING – POKEMON LEAGUE: Yeah, this league was going to be different. In the Alolan League, just about anyone can join this certain Pokemon League, as long as you have a Z-crystal, it’s all good. Well, Alola has never had a Pokemon League, which is sort of like what was in the game. So Professor Kukui decided to put this dream into an action and now Alola will hold its first ever Pokemon League! So expect to see the entire cast compete! I’m not kidding!

From the get-go I was worried since Ash’s team here in Alola is pitifully underdeveloped compared to past arcs. And if he were to fight, he’d probably lose to Gladion or Guzma! But since the first task was to knock 151 competitors down to 16, we all know Ash was going to survive this trial. Now in past league competitions and even Pokemon Contests, thinning a big number down would take some time like an episode or two. Here, IT’S A FUCKING FREE-FOR-ALL BATTLE! Trainers coming at you from all angles and you can only use one pokemon! It’s like a mini-game from Mario Party it was that crazy!

The 16 trainers that made the cut are all trainers we know! They all had at least 1 debut episode prior to this moment. So no surprise bastards like Tobias to muck things up! The sixteen competitors are Ash, Mallow, Lillie, Lana, Kiawe, Sophocles, Jessie, James, Faba, Aceorla, Mina, Ilima, Guzma, Hau, Gladion, and Samson Oak! Unbelievable! The entire main cast, Team Rocket, trial people in the games, the head of Team Skull, the island heartthrob, Ash’s two main rivals, and a freakin’ Oak! We could not make this up!

From the Top 8, we wind up with Ash, Guzma, Hau, Gladion, James, Sophocles, Kiawe, and Lana advancing. These next battles had some pretty decent moments including James trying to hold his own against Gladion, Lana and Primarina trying to survive a poisonous dick move from Guzma, and action-packed moments with Kiawe and Sophocles.

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I don’t want to talk about it. NO, I DON’T! NO ONE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT ASH’S BATTLE WITH HAU! First of all, their rivalry only expands to like two episodes. One episode prior to the league and the rest during the league! You’re just butt-fucking us on this sweet little cinnamon roll. I know the anime really wants to stand out on its own by not giving us awesome rivals that we get in the games like Cheren or Brendan, but God-forbid if you give them some awesome moments before you have them get beaten by Ash and sent back to wherever the fuck they came from! And this battle is just an insult of every level!

I know Ash has been known to pull off some stupid moments in his day when it comes to pokemon battles. He’d put a clear type-disadvantage against a powerhouse pokemon. He’d put all his faith in one pokemon and if it failed, absolutely fuck all. And most common of all, have one of his non-evolved pokemon go up against a fully evolved pokemon. We get the latter when Ash’s insomniac-stricken bird, Rowlet, go up against Hau’s fully-evolved Decidueye. But before the battle, we get some last minute training in done by Toucannon and its bird-kin. You’ve got to be the stupidest mother fu…Forget it, you’re just wasting your breath! Well, it’s because Rowlet is DETERMINED so that gives the green flag to fight in Ash Ketchum’s book.

You stupid fucking idi…

During the fight, Ash and Hau did use their Z-moves early on and both did little to no damage to either one. But it’s freakin’ clear that Hau’s Decidueye is clearly more trained. That’s why the two birds duked it out to a point of both of them being close to knocked out. But in the end, Nanu calls the battle for Decidueye because it got up first. AND ASH LOST!

…Or did he?

No, upon further inspection, ROWLET WAS FUCKING ASLEEP! God, no! No! Good fucking God, what were you writers thinking? You’re trolling us again, aren’t you? Ever since the Sinnoh League, you thought it was a good idea to troll the fucking audience. Like Tobias having another legendary or Davey winning with a fucking Eevee or Ash losing to Alain. You people are fucking with us!

Long story short, Ash and Rowlet get a second chance. They win the battle. Hau cries. Moving on!

NO, WE’RE NOT MOVING ON FROM THIS SHIT! WHO THE FUCK DECIDED THIS TO HAPPEN?! A lot of us fans are still sore over that retarded call back in the Kanto League where Squirtle falling asleep was a K.O. I can’t accept this, not after all the league battles Ash has had before this. Especially the last league against Tierno, Sawyer, and Alain! They are probably watching you and facepalming. Bonnie is laughing at you! Lysandre is calling you a dickhead from beyond the grave! Serena tore up a picture of Ash and went lesbian! Okay, that didn’t really happen. But this episode got me so fucking twisted I find myself eating thunder and shitting out lightening.

And now with Lana’s defeat by Guzma, we’re now in the final four. So…huh…um, new category! I know this is where I’m supposed to talk about the ending with the league, but I feel like I should talk about this.

GENDER AND LEAGUE PLACEMENT: Is it just me or are most competitors and even winners of these things majority male? It’s unknown who won the Kanto League. Johto went to some douchebag no one remembers. Hoenn was won by Tyson. Sinnoh went to Trollbias. Unova went to Davey. And Kalos went to NOT ASH…Alain! And even in the top 4 and 8 sometimes, it’s all men. I really don’t want to put the pussy hat on and claim unfairness to a show I’ve been watching for over 20 years, but…putting Lana up against someone we all know is going to go to the semi-finals…come on man! I probably should have questioned some gender stuff especially with that princess crap in Kalos where it was most, if not all female. But Pokemon Leagues are usually coed! It’s just that prior to Lana, the only other girls I remember competiting in past leagues were Katie from AG and Astrid from XY. Maybe I’m making too much out of it.

BACK TO THE LEAGUE: Thankfully the semi-finals fights were great (compared to that bullshit Hau/Ash match I wish would die). Gladion and Kiawe bro-downed with their match! Guzma learned the hard way of being defeated in the semi-finals by a twerp. Guzma, you may be older than Ash, but Ashy-boy has been defeated so many times in this position it’s not even funny. So the finals were a three-on-three match between Ash and Gladion.

Ash got some good traction with his newly evolved pokemon Melmetal. Gladion was able to put his father’s pokemon, Zoroark into good use. And there was even a double knockout near the end. But somehow, we knew it would go back to a finale of Lycanroc vs. Lycanroc. And this was a nail-bitter. Who the heck knows who was going to end up victorious?

…Actually, a certain publication leaked the result three days before the episode aired…

I fucking hate the internet sometimes.

So Ash won…

*CRAZY-ASS APPLAUSE TIME*

You’d think Jesus “Tap Dancing” Christ rose from the dead with how crazy this was. The internet lost it because after the Kalos League’s close-call and Sinnoh’s B.S. match against the legendaries, they saw this as Ash’s staple in becoming a Pokemon Master. Whatever…

WHAT NEXT?!: Actually, much like what happened after Alain won the Pokemon League, the ceremony was quickly interrupted by the appearance of the gluttenous Ultra Beast, Guzzlord. And it took the power of everyone’s Z-Crystal to get rid of this beast. However, at the end of this powerful battle, Ash and everyone else learned a shocking secret of Professor Kukui.

Kukui is really Alola’s most famous battler, Masked Royal!

Well now that the Delcatty’s out of the bag, might as well have Kukui actually go up against Ash in a six-on-six match. NOW THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT! This was one hell of a match, spanning over three episodes (it was that bad-ass). Kukui’s got one hell of a line-up featuring pokemon from nearly every region. Now because of a certain battle, seeing Rowlet take out one of Kukui’s finest kinda pisses me off. But the biggest fights came from Incenaroar and Torracat. Because they fought, not one, not two, but THREE times! And their bout ended with Ash’s Torracat evolving and a double knockout! OH MY GOD, HOW COULD THIS GET ANY BETTER?!

In comes Tapu-Koko! He said, “Fuck your sixth pokemon, Kukui. I wanna battle this boy I’ve been stalking since 2016!” Yeah, we get one major fight between one of the Tapus and Ash’s Naganadel and Pikachu (and whatever pokemon that isn’t dead) and believe it or not, Ash won! He defeated all of Kukui’s pokemon AND Tapu-Koko. He’s seriously out-doing everything he’s ever done from XYZ! Even going above and beyond with Pikachu by doing a solid reference to Dragon Ball Z…You all know what they referenced.

So Ash, you just won the Pokemon League, you defeated your mentor, you took out one of the island deities, what are you gonna do next?

I’M GOING TO DISNEYLA…PALLET TOWN!

Yeah, I would choose that too Ash. Only for different and hornier reasons! Actually, Ash gave a lot of thought to what was next. Not only him, but everybody in his class! The biggest one of course was Lillie as she has been reading up on her father’s old journals and trying to figure out that gift he left her as a baby before he disappeared. I still can’t believe he got her quite a rare pokemon like Magerna. But Magerna has been a husk until Lillie took care of it and now it’s freakin’ mobil. Back to Ash, it wasn’t really until he fought Kiawe in a post-match fight that he buckled down on what he wants to do next. And I think Olivia mentioning traveling kinda sparked Ash for his next journey.

And wouldn’t you know it, Team Rocket at the same time gets word from Giovanni to pack their shit up and return to Kanto. Mimikyu in its satanic fashion tries to take out Pikachu one last time. But it failed, almost drowned in the water, and was then SAVED by the very Pokemon it’s tried to kill the last 145 episodes. Okay, vendetta over, later bitches. Team Rocket ended up leaving Maernie and Mimikyu in the dead of night. And Bewear promised to watch after them in their absence and gave us something we haven’t seen since this show began…a proper blast off! Team Rocket blasted off once more. I’m feeling quite nostalgic because it’s been a while.

Hey, I just realized. What happened to Jigglypu-

WHO CARES!

Okay then, I’ll probably see it in another 10 years.

Lillie decided to go off with her mother and brother to travel. Lusamine handed over her responsibilities to Rotomdex. And on the day of Lillie’s departure, she ends up almost in the same fashion as Serena’s goodbye (but thankfully we’re on a boat and she can’t do any last-minute smooches). Lillie remembered all that Ash has done for her and how much she’s grown, so she gives him a very earnest “Thank You”. Now for Ash’s goodbye to his host family! Now I’ve pretty much heard and seen the internet cherish this cute bond between Kukui, Burnet, and Ash. And yeah, it’s pretty genuine! Whenever we get an opening scene of them in Kukui’s home, they’re usually doing something family-ish. And they’re definitely going to miss that! Poor Burnet was even crying!

On Ash’s flight back to Pallet Town, he looks out the window and sees his friends giving him one final farewell as they fly through the skies with their partner pokemon.

In the aftermath we see, Sophocles leaving to go with his cousin, Mallow’s older brother returning home, Shaymin transforming into its flying form (yes, flying away leaving Mallow), Kiawe is doing some training with Olivia, Lana traveling with her father to fish for a mythical pokemon, Hau taking on Nanu in a grand trial, Team Skull just hanging there, Bewear looking after Maernie and Mimikyu, Lusamine traveling with the kids, and something that shocked the shit out of me! Even though I called it in the back of my mind!

We close out the episode with Kukui and Burnet sitting together and...

WHAT THE WHAT?!

NANI?

NANI THE FUCK?

IS THAT A BABY BUMP?! It is. It freakin’ is! God I hope Ash didn’t walk in on them having sex. Don’t be silly Medea, they probably conceived this child when Ash was either training or having a sleepover. Truthfully, I say they did the nasty when Ash, Kiawe, and Sophocles spent the night in the woods training.

OOH, BETTER IMAGE! They did roleplaying during sex and Kukui wore the Masked Royal mask! Just let me have this moment guys. I really enjoy frolicking in my gutter mind!

Oh and closing message, “and your dreams!”

I seriously hope the English dub keeps the end credits to this. They have a lousy reputation of skimping on things like that. They even skipped the photo scene at the end of BW. Please for crap’s sake, keep the ending scenes!

Yes, in the back of my mind I thought Sun and Moon would be radical and give us a pregnant Burnet. I knew this would happen sometime after that wedding episode a year and a half ago. But then a few weeks before the Sun and Moon finale, I wound up dreaming about Kiawe’s mother pregnant and she was wearing the exact same dress Burnet is wearing in the final scene. Sometimes my dreams can be fucking spooky and spot-on at the same time.

WOW-EE-WOWEE-WOW-WOW! Okay, um. Some thoughts! This anime gave me such a huge slump during a lot of it. I cannot lie. There was a long period of time where I was just disinterested in Sun and Moon. And seeing how other people were (especially those who were staunch XYZ fans) yeah I can see that. One big, annoying factor was once again, the animation. Yeah, you whiny bitches complaining BW Ash was the worst? You owe that one an apology! Because this Ash looks nothing like the past 5 Ash’s! And they tried this comedic style that won on some parts and failed in other departments. Though, spot-on whenever we get a Jojo’s reference! There were episodes that were just absolute MEH. And this is coming from the same person who sat through all the fillers in Johto, MORE THAN ONCE! And I had some severe reservations about seeing a main cast this huge trying to get some character growth. I had absolutely no expectations for anyone and thought they were gonna serve as dead weight (except for Kiawe and Lana).

Once again, I’m glad to see my expectations are blown away. There has been massive character development and they managed to hit all the main characters and even some of the minor ones. Lillie especially has blossomed throughout the series. As a girl who was afraid of Pokemon, I am impressed at how far she’s come. She was able to overcome her fear of pokemon eventually, hatch a pokemon from an egg, excel the power of Z-moves, bring back to life a rare/mythical pokemon, and even make it to the top 16 of the Alolan League. While Lana is still my best girl of this season, Lillie is definitely a wonder to behold. Sophocles, I had the littlest of hope or care for him. I still am not a fan of him really, but when you see this boy overcome certain anxieties, hurdles, and one sad moment involving the meteorite pokemon, you see he’s a pretty solid character.

And then there’s Mallow…Dammit! So I just realized as I’m wrapping up Sun and Moon.

One of the biggest things I saw was “Family”. And seeing as Alola is a take on Hawaii and one of the biggest things people pride theirselves upon is family, this totally makes sense. In Sun and Moon, we saw a lot of different kinds of families. Small ones like Sophocles. Bigger ones like Kiawe and Lana. Families that have had their own share of heartache like Mallow and Lillie. Ones that end up starting like Kukui and Burnet! Hala and Hau’s little relationship. And even families that are reunited like Bewear and Stuffel! These particular moments and episodes were ones that touched me in a way only Miyazaki can reach. Particularly Mallow’s story! I already mentioned this in the saddest moment category, but Mallow with her deceased mother is one of the best character growth episodes in Pokemon history. Up until that point, we’ve seen Mallow pretty perky, a good cook, and a supportive friend, especially to Ash, Lana, and Lillie. But then we get hit with this one story that no one expected. And now, let’s discuss Ash in this part! We got to see Ash settle in with a second family life with Kukui and Burnet. I mean let’s face it, all the other places Ash traveled he would roam from town to town. Here in Alola, it’s like Kukui was the father he never had and Burnet was like a second mother. And I suppose they felt like Ash was a son to them. So quite fitting they wound up having a baby after his departure.

And it wasn’t just the humans that have grown, but their pokemon too! Many of Ash and his friends’s pokemon were able to grow and shatter all expectations. Two of Ash’s pokemon especially deserve that praise and that’s Lycanroc and Incenaroar. Back when Lycanroc was a Rockruff, he always strived to get stronger. And in later episodes, it looked up to other Lycanroc like Olivia’s and Gladion’s. Then it evolved and it’s been quite the journey to try and train this doggo to it’s full potential. And because this is one of Ash’s pokemon, this has gotta be a one-of-a-kind pokemon (dusk form). Well Lycanroc has overcome some tough obstacles (yes, including bearing through getting dirty) and went on to be one of Ash’s top pokemon.

Litten, THANKFULLY didn’t have a dickhead trainer abusing him like many of Ash’s other fire-type pokemon. But Litten’s story was far from perfect as it was a stray cat pokemon living on the streets with an old Stoutland. And Ash took in Litten after Stoutland passed away. Litten was a pretty decent member of Ash’s team, but definitely got the fire in his eyes when he saw Masked Royal and Incenaroar. That encouraged Litten throughout the series to get stronger. Even leading to one of the best fights during Kukui and Ash’s match! Good doggo, good kitty!

Oh yeah, probably should talk about the battles! Unlike the other gyms up to this point, Ash went through Grand Trials (just like you would in the game). Except Ash really didn’t do that many of those mini trials since Kiawe, Lana, Mallow, and Sophocles were his classmates and not giving out tests! But Ash still wound up battling the big kahunas like Hala, Olivia, Nanu, and Hapu. And in the old Ash fashion, there were battles he won like a champ, ones where he’d have to try again, and ones where he got supremely lucky. Yeah, that Ash vs. Hapu match was such bullshit. But I’d still take that match over Ash vs. Hau in the Alolan League!

I will NEVER get over that match. Yeah aside from that travesty, a lot of the Pokemon League matches were pretty stellar, even the ones not involving Ash. I really enjoyed Sophocles vs. Kiawe and the Lana vs. Mallow match.

LET’S LOOK BACK AT MY HIGH HOPES: At the end of Pokemon XY, I made a nice list of things I would like to see. Did any of my high hopes come to fruition? Let’s see…

First of all, NO, I DID NOT SEE MY ANIME HUSBAND! For fuck’s sake Pokemon! If Snorlax exists at the Oak lab, Tracey Sketchit should too. They both came from the same arc. But NO! He’s not at the lab and doesn’t even get a mention. That is messed up! I don’t know if this is because they couldn’t get Tomokazu Seki to stop playing Gilgamesh for a second to come back or they’re trying to distance themselves from the Orange Islands as much as possible, or if they just FORGOT his existence, but I’m not digging this. No, Medea hates this with a holy fucking passion.

Old characters returning under this new style! Yeah, it happened. I think I was only a fan of how the women looked, so Misty and Delia looked okay to me. I just wasn’t a fan of Professor Oak and Brock. Although, kudos to the anime for having Brock take his shirt off and show off his six-pack. DAMN BOY! The animation ended up staying the same throughout the series, but I managed to tolerate/muscle through it.

I know I forgot to write this part, but I really wanted Kukui to remain single for the series. Yeah, that fell at the waist-side! Kukui was single…but then he got married. Okay, I can accept it. That was the cutest proposal, I have to admit that. And I was howling when I saw pregnant Burnet at the end. So alls well that ends well!

Let’s see, Lusamine wasn’t voiced by Miki Itou like I wanted. Then again, this Lusamine wasn’t a psycho bitch. Although kudos for getting Nobuhiko Okamato voicing Gladion. I am forever happy with that outcome.

Did I get more Clefables? FUCK YEAH, I DID! Holy shit, I forgot Lusamine had a Clefable in the games and didn’t even think the anime was going to keep that, but HOLY SHIT THEY DID AND I’M SO HAPPY! Not only that but we were able to see Clefable every so often. It’s so adorable. I just wanna hug her!

Lillie’s egg of course wasn’t Cosmog, it was Alolan Vulpix. Cosmog can’t be hatched. It just magically appears. Hey, cute choice though!

Did Ash catch a psychic pokemon? Uhhhhhhh…no! Still no psychic type.

Did I see Wicke and Olivia, fuck yeah I did! Wicke is adorable especially when she bosses Faba around. My only thing with Olivia is that, I wish the anime didn’t make her into a clumsy oaf the whole time. My God, she tripped more times than Bianca did during Best Wishes. That’s sad! Now her being the object of Brock’s eye, that I wasn’t expecting. I’m wondering if Brock will keep in contact with Olivia or if he’s moved onto another booty-call of the day.

Overall, it was a bumpy start for me to get into Sun and Moon. But it wasn’t until we got to important things like the Aether Foundation, Mallow’s mother, and Guzma’s debut that got me back fully invested. I know it’s damn near impossible to convince staunch XYZ fans to watch this, but give it a shot for the stories. The animation is just so undoable after what XY has given us, but still.

Currently, most (if not all) episodes of Sun and Moon dubbed will be available on Hulu, Netflix, Pokemon TV, and Disney XD. Yeah, no one has gotten around to giving us legal subtitled episodes sad to say. Here’s hoping Disney XD will continue holding onto the Pokemon license as they happen to be the ONLY one that literally has all episodes available. On the channel, they still kinda restrict themselves to only playing the current season, but sometimes we get lucky with the movies.

MORE HIGH HOPES: Okay, new high hopes for the new Pokemon series, Pokemon…um, 2019? Seriously guys, what’s up with this cryptic-ass series?

*Signs that Tracey Sketchit exists. Just show him at Oak’s lab or somewhere in this series. That’s all I ask. I will even swallow my pride and allow him to be at the Waterflower Slut Brigade in Cerulean. Just please, for the love of Arceus, show him to me. That flash in the 20th movie does not settle me. Give him to me, now! Don’t care how, I WANT IT NOW! I am the Veruca Salt of seeing Tracey again.

*Aside from Tracey, and seriously show him to me already…If at possible, update on May and Iris. Everyone else can go fuck off! These two deserve an update if Ash is doing this around the world adventure with his new boy-toy Gou. I know it may be difficult to get their voice actors back as I’m sure Aoi Yuuki’s schedule is insane and Kaori has an illness preventing her from voicing. Still! Something from those two…AND ONLY THOSE TWO FEMALES! I’m sick of Misty popping in without giving us what we want. Dawn and Serena need to go to the Pokemon version of Antartica until 2030. And unless Mallow, Lana, and Lillie make a shocking discovery, I don’t want to see them for a few years.

*CLEFABLES! Okay, yeah, that goes without saying!

*YAMPER or as I call him, Winston Corgles Ein Handbanana the Breadloaf must be seen at least once every two episodes.The opening theme doesn’t count. I want to see Winston Corgles Ein Handbanana the Breadloaf.

*Eventually spend some time in Galar and fight gym battles there. I know the Pokemon anime wants to take a sharp left turn into WTF territory, but sometimes don’t mess with the status quo and have Ash take on some gyms. Mmkay?!

*If Team Rocket and Giovanni really have to show up again, could we PLEASE finally get Ariana, Archer, Petrel, and Proton to be in the anime? Or as my friend calls them, the Stupid Sexy Rocket Execs!

*And while we’re at it, could we get an arc in this series where Ash goes to the Battle Tower in Sinnoh?

*Give James a Galarian Weezing.

*Rica Matsumoto must eventually sing an OP theme for this series. Goes without saying!

*Give Ash a Psychic type.

*I know nobody ages in this show, but please don’t keep Burnet pregnant forever. Also, if Ash decides to visit Kukui and Burnet again, I wanna see their baby.

Final category (I promise)!

IN MEMORIUM: I would like to close my review to Pokemon: Sun & Moon to talk about a certain voice that has been at the center of the Pokemon anime from day one. That was Unshou Ishizuka. If you watched the Japanese version of Pokemon, chances are you have heard this man’s voice in any episode you watch. Whether as Professor Oak or the narrator! Not only those two, but voiced Alder in the Black/White series, Samson Oak in the Sun/Moon series, several versions of the Pokedex, Magikarp Salesman, and many notable pokemon including Misty’s Gyarados, Cilan’s Stunfisk, Dawn’s Mamoswine, Ash’s Muk, Brock’s Onix/Steelix, and even Tracey’s Scyther. In August 2018, he passed away from Esophagus Cancer. So losing someone of this caliber is a huge hit to Pokemon.

I didn’t start watching the Japanese version religiously until 2006 (right around the time the dub murdered eardrums). But I was able to hear him as Onix and Gyarados early on because they had the same voice throughout the entire series run in English. But I had a lot of fun listening to him as Professor Oak when I switched to the Japanese version. Not to mention his other roles outside the Pokemon series including Mr. Satan in the later Dragon Ball series and Grandpa Joestar on JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure. I seriously miss him. May he rest in peace.

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King Of The World Part 3.

Tyler and Kevin decide to throw me a party in my honor as they call over four of their friends. I am so happy to see a small party set as the music begins to play. I am standing in the middle of the room as the party goer dance a storm up. I take a mic as I begin to sing a new song I just wrote.

They turn as my sweet and candy melodic voice goes through the air as all four turn to me. I walk down from the table as Robbie looks at me as he follows me. He follows me as I walk around the room an he can’t ignore me. I turn my back to him as he can’t stop following me as my voice was everything.

I stop singing as Robbie looks at me as he pulls me to look back at me. “I am your one true Master Robbie the one you are madly in love with. You will give me all you have earned and all you own to me. You live to please me in all ways possible.” I begin to say to him.

“You give me all of your soul, body, mind and property for all eternity of your life. You kneel before me slave because I am all that matter to you. I am completely am the one and only one that you want in this life. Now walk over to me Rob look at me as you want to kiss me so you can let go.”I say to him.

Robbie leans in as he pulls me into the next room and he begins to pull in a kiss. He finally kisses me like crazy as if he has never done it before. I see another man who pops up in the room as he shock to see us together. He pushes Rob away from me as he looks into my eyes.

“Who are you? My name is Steve or you can call me Stephen my love. I love you with all my heart and soul my all don’t forget about me.” He says to me as he hugs me tightly with his body as he smells my cent. I look at Robbie who sits up on the bed muttering under his voice he says cousin.

I kiss Stephen as I slip my hand in to Robbies pants as he moans at my touch. We all smile as Steve’s hands begin to roam all over my body. He digs his nose into my skin as he takes in my scent an he makes memory. He begins to kiss my lips down to my neck and my shoulders.

He starts to unbutton my shirt as he kisses my torso and goes down until he reaches my pants. Robbie runs over taking down my pants as quickly as possible. He opens my underpants as he takes a deep swing of my cocks order. He loses my underpants as he takes in my cock. He holds it as bobs up and down in glory.

His friend Barry follows soon after looking for us as he stands at the door way. He looks at my body so hot as he licks his lips happily he so wants me. He walk over using his skinny body to push past so he move in between us. He smiles as he hugs me tight as he kisses me very passionately.

“Oh Master your voice was such a beautiful silver tone god like one. I really can’t see anybody resisting you my king. He kisses me again as he lays his head on my skin in a smooth way. He was tall really tall more so then me as his head lay awkwardly on me. He smells me as his mind melts into mine an he loses himself.

He lands on my right arm pit as the order invaded his nose it was a game. He travels to the top of his skull invading his mind and he was forever silenced. He happily dug his nose in further into my arm pits as he smiles. The dumb look on all of their faces told me my control was cemented on them.

We walk outside as the three Boi’s join Tyler and Kevin on stage to do a strip show. The music plays as their bodies move like nobody else could. They all wink at me as all of their clothes fell off and all three of them threw them at me. I pick up all five of their underpants as I smell them.

Hartley has enough of this as he pulls me up from the chair kissing me. I let my hands crawl under his button down shirt from the inside as he moans. We both fall to the floor as we make out like crazy my others lift me up. They rip all of my clothes off of me as they join him in worship.

I fall to the floor on my back as the five of mine rush over me. An they worship my body as they ravish all nooks. It was like a dream as Hart drops his clothes placing his ass in position. He slides down to my cock as he pumps his ass up an down on my cock. As we both find ourselves screaming in outright pleasure.

He falls to the ground as all five of the others take turns fucking my cock. I play with Harley’s cock as he shares my lips with the rest not knowing he was done. The party went in for hours as they soon felt nothing but total obedience to me.We all stand up as we head to my bed an I sit up with my arms up behind my head.

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4. Part 4

Breaking away from his grasp and rolling onto my back, the covers came with me and wrapped around my body which left him naked. That was uncalled for, I spent most part trying to peel his arm from me. Not like I was complaining, it seemed different to wake up in a bed with a man, not any man. A man that is driving me mentally crazy, it’s like an addiction. Unwrapping the covers from around me, I don’t want him cold now. This is so much moving in the morning and he hasn’t moved one bit, I did check to see if he was alive but he is. He is sleeping like a baby, I grunted a little feeling the soreness between my legs “there” I breathed out placing the blanket on his lower half, I am hot from all that moving. Holding the covers on my body, not a single regret I feel. It felt special, I felt as if. I don’t know what to call it, well I do. He made love to me, he was soft and smooth on top of me. I am not complaining because it felt so good, I am feel so happy. I feel very giggly though, I probably look a mess right now. Shuffling up on the bed, the covers fell from my body. Looking down at the side of the bed, I will take his tee. Leaning down to the side, picking it up. Placing it over my head and over my body, it smells so good. I moaned out, to feel him on me well I mean he is still on me.

Looking down at Maurice asleep, he has long eyelashes and I am jealous. He is actually very cute asleep, I am in awe. I didn’t even notice his chain around his neck still, I was so into sex that I didn’t realise it. Hooking my finger onto the chain and pulled it a little, I don’t want him to get strangled now. Maurice hummed in his sleep randomly, I assumed I woke him but I didn’t. Instead he turned on to his side and slept facing me, his nose just inches away from my thigh. I have no idea of time, I am not sure if I have missed my flight and I am sure I have. Now I have to buy another ticket but I am happy, I rather this happened between us. This connection we have is scary, I find it scary. I don’t want to fall deep, it’s just so fast that I can’t stop it. It’s happening, I didn’t think when I met him in person that it would be like this, I thought wrong. I didn’t think he would make love to me, I didn’t expect it. That came out of nowhere, is it love or is it lust. It can’t be lust because that would have been some wild sex, which only leaves one thing. Looking down to where his jeans are, that phone does nothing but ring which what woke me up.

It’s very official that I missed my flight, I just need to get my ass in gear and gather myself to get back home. I am supposed to be going with Leon to six flags tomorrow, staring at myself in the bathroom mirror. My skin is popping, I think getting dick skin comes out beautifully but also this primer is a heaven sent, my make-up barely moved. Hand on my heart, I didn’t want to shower but I did. I had too, that is wrong walking around with the smell of sex on you, even though it smelt good. I am a mess, I need to get back home today. Pulling up my towel up a little, it is tightly wrapped around my body but it keeps slipping down a little. Putting my primer back in the box, I am hoping to put my face on before he wakes up. I look like an alien without make-up “I was thinking where you was” I froze hearing his voice, I spoke too soon on this he is awake and his voice is so husky. God that made my pussy flinch, looking away from the mirror “I just thought I would get ready” biting my bottom lip staring at tattoo clad upper body, he looks so sleepy still “you look tired still” least he has put some boxers on “I am good, that has been like the best sleep I have had” he walked over to me, I need to get ready so he better stay away from me. Here is that feeling again and he is right here, right next to me. Looking back over at the mirror, I had to laugh, with just his whole presence next to me.

It was like I wasn’t in control of my own body as I turned myself to him “Maurice” I whispered, my eyes fluttering close on the word. His lips covered mine, our tongues meet and suddenly it's fast, he explores my mouth, delves deeper and I meet him just as urgent l and as passionately. I moan into the kiss and the sound ripples through to him, my arm laced around his neck, keeping him close. Maurice moved back from the kiss, I instantly rest my forehead against his chest and laugh, I also feel the rumble in his chest as he did, a sound so happy and free. He tilts up my face by my chin with a smile still on my face “I just wanted to see you smile” he leaned down pressing a kiss to my lips “I’ll let you get ready” he smiled at me, his fingers lightly touching my cheek as he walked backwards. He can’t do this, I actually want him back but I can’t, I need to do this. Maurice left the bathroom and I held the side of the bathroom counter, breathing out erratically. I cannot explain how deep this is with us, like I am scared but it feels so right.

My clothes are a mess, why am I like this and now I am suffering to put them back in. I am not even folding, I am just hoping for this best but my case won’t zip. I whined out “why!” I spat, I am about to have a tantrum even though my dad had to zip it up last time, I take too many things “you want me to help?” Maurice walked out from the bathroom “wait” he placed my toothbrush back in his mouth “that is nasty, you took my toothbrush” I didn’t even notice that, he moved me to the side. Staring at the side of his face, he is using my toothbrush, I can’t get over that. He is still walking around in his boxers, the urgency on me leaving. Watching his back muscle flex as he zipped my case, it seemed hard but he did it with such ease. Why am I useless, I couldn’t even do that. Maurice walked off after accomplishing something I couldn’t do, staring down at his little booty in his boxers as he walked back into the bathroom. I need to go back to California and regain my brain, it’s all crazy right now. I feel like I have known this man for years.

He has just got out of the shower now “why do you take so long?” I asked as he breezed by me in a towel on his lower half “your brush” the nerve of him giving me my brush back “that is nasty” I said to him “we full on kissed and I just woke up, that is nothing” he got a point “you really have to go back? I mean your week break from work hasn’t ended?” I have the urge to pull his towel of off his waist but I won’t, this is delaying everything “it hasn’t but I am splitting it up, I barely saw Tiffany. I have to go, I have a few things I am doing in California” Maurice sat across me, he sat on the edge of the bed “when is your flight? You want me to drop you off?” biting my nail smiling, moving my nail away from my mouth “well I missed my flight, I am not stranded. I am just getting another ticket when I get there so it’s fine” I don’t know why I am waiting around I could just go, I am ready “oh shit, let me pay. I made you late, I feel bad now. I will pay for your ticket, you should have said” shaking my head at him “no, it’s fine. We both wanted sex so it’s the both of us, I just wanted to say thank you. From taking me out, even taking me to Kevin Hart and also paying for me. It’s been eventful” I should go, I shouldn’t just sit here “I don’t want it to end, I have enjoyed your presence in my life” he is so cute “I can come with you to the airport, I need to go to the airport. Wait for me” I guess I better keep my ass here.

Is this wrong, I keep questioning myself on this but then when I look at Maurice I don’t feel it “where are you going?” I asked him, I have no idea where he is speeding too “home, my family have gone to an event. One of my cousins are having a baby and they have gone to a baby shower. I just need to get a few things, don’t worry you won’t see my family” can you imagine that, that is too quick but with the rate we are going at this will be fine “ok, so where are you going after?” I am a sad that this has ended so quickly “New Jersey, the place I have been trying to get too for a while now” from the corner of my eye I see a hand, looking over at Maurice “what?” I said confused “hold my hand” he is so random “but the road? I want to at least live to be a surgeon” placing my hand in his, he moved my hand closer to him, he pressed a kiss to the back of my hand. This bubble we are in is something I have been looking for, now that I am in it I feel nervous.

Maurice’ home is huge, I can’t even deal. Like this is five times my home back in California and that is three bedrooms and on a nice estate, this is crazy “good, nobody is home. You want to wait in the car? I will be quick, I have the bag packed, I just need to get it” I don’t think I want a tour of the house just yet “I will wait, you can get your things” Maurice pecked my lips before he got out of the car, he loves his kisses. I mean so do I, he has some nice ass lips. Tiffany text me and all she put was did you have sex, I told her I did and she seems to be happy for me. Wait till Leon finds this out, he is going to freak out for me. I think Leon will like him, he is doesn’t seem rich at all. He doesn’t flaunt it, he is so different to what we assume of rich people. I can only imagine how many bedrooms this place has, there is many cars at the front though. Furrowing my eyebrows, that was quick of him and he changed his clothes quick. Squinting my eyes seeing Maurice walk towards the parked cars, ignoring the fact he has left me here. He lifted his head up and looked over at this car, that is not Maurice at all. Whoever that is walking has now stopped and is looking into the car, that has to be his brother because he looks like him but now I am nervous. He has seen me but then walked off, walking towards the rows of car and then disappeared.

Maurice finally appeared with his bag in hand, he walked towards my side of the car and pulled open the car door “come on, the SUV is behind you. We are going in that” letting out an oh, this is crazy. He is rich as fuck, like I am seeing it now . Maurice walked off “take my bag and the suitcase in the trunk” getting out of his car “I am in awe of your home, it’s very amazing Maurice. Well your family home, you must get lost in it” closing his car door, locking the car door “sometimes, it’s good that I can hide in this place. I promise, one day I will show you around” I am so amazed, looking at the home one more time before walking off towards the SUV. Maurice must have seen his brother come out of that home, they both left from the same entrance. They look so alike too, a guy appeared in a suit from behind the SUV “afternoon” he opened the door, that is so kind of him “thank you” I am amazed by this, his life is very different from mine.

Looking to the side of me, Maurice is engrossed in his phone. He must be busy so I remained quiet, he is busy. I think I messed his business deals up, I must have because he was so supposed to be away. Leaning down, picking my phone out of my bag. Tiffany is calling, answering the call “hello” I said but Tiffany shrieked out so loudly into my ear “bitch” I spat, my ears “did he blow them cobwebs away? Girl, I was rooting for you. Y’all was making out in the club, I kept cheering you on and Kellen got mad with me so I wasn’t angry with you, it was Kellen. I was like that’s my friend, she getting dick. He all uptight, but girl. Was he impressive?” I can’t say shit, he is sat right here “erm yeah, I told you in the text” trying to play it off “ooohhh, is he there?” thank god she clocked on “yeah!” I spat “oh, I wish I could be with you guys in Cali, Leon is going to freak out. Light skinned nigga with tattoos, he about to lust over him. I am still in shock, you said love making” I shushed Tiffany “we can speak later, you doing too much ok?” I felt like it was but I don’t want him to think I am saying love making, I am trying to be not so upfront “ok, speak soon when he is gone, love you” disconnecting the call, my dad text me asking where. I am so late being back.

Getting out of the car after the driver opened the door for me “Maurice, do you need anything else?” seeing the driver ask him “nothing else, I’ll be in contact when I am back. This is Bonita, you will see a lot of her” why is he like this “my name is Robyn, ignore him” the driver looked at me “beautiful name you have Bonita” did he just ignore what I said “thank you” walking around him, Maurice is just laughing at me like it’s funny. He can’t be telling other people about my special name he calls me, pulling my suitcase closer to me “sorry about earlier, I was just sorting an issue out” I assumed he was quiet for a reason “it’s ok, you had business to handle” Maurice held his hand out “you want me to hold your bag while you pull that thing?” my smile grew “if you want” that is so kind of him to do this, he took my bag from me “I wanted to say” we started walking side by side towards the airport “I heard what Tiffany said, it’s been playing on my mind. Something that came so natural to me with you happened, at that moment we was tipsy so you would think that sex would happen. I did make love to you” I felt a flutter in my heart, just hearing that from his own mouth, I don’t know what to say now.

Grabbing my credit card, I guess I can put the ticket on this “we can go on my jet?” looking up from my purse “stop, I don’t want to hear it. Come, let me get a ticket from the counter” walking off, I know Maurice will drag my things with him. Luckily there is no queue here so I can walk straight towards the lady, I am not sure if I want to put this on my credit or debit card. Looking up at the lady “can I have a ticket to LAX” forget it I will put it on my credit card, I will pay it off after “and another one” hearing Maurice say behind, turning my head to him “excuse me? New York is on the other side?” seeing my suitcase and bag, he did bring them along ��I am coming with you, I want another ticket” staring at him in shock “why?” I can’t believe “I can’t let this just end right now, just know that I am going with what I feel right. I have a hotel there, I will go when you go back to work” I am in shock “so is that two tickets?” the lady said, looking away from Maurice in shock “uh yeah, two. I’ll pay for your ticket” Maurice snatched my credit card out from my hand “I will scream, stop it!” I shouted “fine, we pay separately ok?” that is better.

I am in shock he is coming with me to California, this is crazy. Standing in queue waiting to get on the flight “you think this is quick? Everything that is happening, you think we are going too quick?” I am scared for this “maybe it is, I can’t say. I am going with what I feel, the connection we have is strong and having sex has made it even stronger, I got to have you” he feels the same as me “you going with your heart?” I pressed my palm against his heart, feeling his heartbeat fast and strong. Maurice nodded his slowly “I just want to do things with you, I told you this. We just go with the flow, the right way. I get it, it’s pretty fast, don’t worry about it” he must know I am freaking out here, I can’t even deal right now. Propping myself up on my tiptoes and pressing a kiss to his lips, his mouth is warm against mine, he opens to me. Tugging at his bottom lip between mine, looking up at him smiling as he kisses my lips softly, once, twice “won’t you get in trouble? I keep on ruining your plans” I must be “nah, I text my dad. I just said I will check on the hotel in California, it’s fine. I mean we could have gone on a Jet which is more calm but I will follow your lead” he’s very giving, he obeys that is what I meant to think.

Sniggering to myself “do you want the window seat? You look so sad” Maurice is not amused “nah it’s ok, I am just getting comfy. I mean does economy have comfy?” this flight is pretty packed, wait till someone sits next to him. He sighed out so heavily “I do fly economy, don’t get me wrong. I am not stuck up at all” he is saying that but he is a little “sure you’re not” I said sarcastically putting my belt on “come on, sit down” this lady walked down to us, if she sits next to him he is going to be annoyed “you sit here now” the lady said to the child, it’s a little girl “I am sat here” her mother sat on the middle aisle at the side, peaking across Maurice and seeing the little girl. She is so adorable, poking my lips out at her “she won’t be noisy” the lady said “it’s ok, she is so adorable” I answered for Maurice, his annoyance is showing “what is wrong with you?” Maurice has become so grumpy “nothing” he rested his head back on the seat headrest, he has become very grumpy.

I thought I would leave him to it, I don’t want to keep on saying it to him. I love sitting next to window, I get to dream while in the clouds. Feeling Maurice’ hand over mine, dragging my eyes away from the window. Looking down at his hand over mine and then looked up at his face “are you ok?” maybe he doesn’t like the fact we are in economy, I assume it “yeah, I was just thinking that’s all. It’s just me, the thing with me is that I get annoyed with myself. I am probably doing too much, I am not on a flight to California. You probably wanted space and I am here just in that space, it’s not a bad thing. I am just thinking, I got annoyed with myself” Intertwining my fingers between his “no, don’t think that. We did say when we meet see how it goes, it went well. Just didn’t think it would be this well, don’t think that at all. I am just shocked you came with me here. It’s not like we don’t know each other, we are still doing that and things will work itself out. I am not upset you’re with me, I mean I am in shock but it’s not a bad thing. You’re so cute” shaking my laughing at him “why?” he questioned “you got so grumpy for nothing, I can just imagine you just talking to yourself and being mad at yourself, you’re so stupid” he needs to not think that.

Maurice fell asleep, it’s probably something he needs. He had more of a sleep than I had, maybe he is a guy that loves his sleep. I feel somewhat stuck in this position with him holding my hand, we should be landing soon. I don’t even know what we are, I could just say a guy I am getting to know. Leon is about to go crazy but I am not sure about seeing Leon now, Maurice is here. He came here for me, I can’t just not see him. That would be wrong of me, I do need to go back home tonight so I can’t stay with him then. I do need to change my plans now and just spend time with him, I do love spending time with him anyways so it’s a good thing. That tension between us is always there though, I feel it so badly with him and even now that we have had sex it was like that one night was nothing.

Stood watching Maurice bring my suitcase over to me, he is such a gentleman to me “thank you” I said smiling at him “it’s ok Bonita, cualquier cosa por ti. Desearía poder amarte cada noche” he can actually speak Spanish and I don’t believe him, biting my bottom lip “what did you say to me? I wish I knew, tell me and don’t lie” it’s something stupid because he keeps on laughing “I said anything for you, I wish I could love you every night” I cooed out “that is so cute, so are you are going to the hotel? I know where it is, it’s that one near the Santa Monica beach?” he nodded his head “that’s like a whole ass hour away from me, It’s ok I can drive to you. I have been by that hotel, it’s nice” who would have thought, this is man’s family owns that “it’s ok, I rarely go there. But yeah I’ll be there, I am picking up some business there for my dad. If you busy it’s fine, I don’t want you to feel obliged by this. It’s a distance for you too, but who is picking you up?” I have a little feeling he doesn’t want me to go that is why he is being like this “my dad, Maurice I will come and see you because I want too. You can’t stop me Mr Davenport and stop being so moody” Maurice finally smiled “so you smile now? Moody ass” gripping his tee and pulling him closer to me “I just want to have you and it’s like I can’t but it’s fine, I will get over it” I knew that, he didn’t even have to say it to me.

Hearing my phone ring, I know that is my dad waiting outside for me “I will miss you and what you said earlier. You have finally shook me, like I don’t know what to say. Making love to someone is a lot and I am not saying it’s a bad thing, I just think I am not worth that but I will miss you for the hours we are not together” I will miss his face, I leaped up and pressed my lips to his. Only meaning to kiss the corner of his mouth but his lips are so soft against mine, his mouth opens up to mine with a moan, his tongue teasing, seeking and finding all of me and I whimpered. When at last we break apart “you better call me when you get home” he kissed my lips again “I will, you better not leave California until we have sex again and you can’t leave without saying a real goodbye” He rests his forehead against mine, his fingers still gripped to my waist, holding me close “I ain’t about to leave California, trust me” I lean in for a last kiss, just a peck to his lips to the corner of his mouth “see you soon Bonita” I do actually miss him already.

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