#it’s both of them

[nick-close]

I can excuse anything Lark does because he was crushed by a pyramid one time and personally if I was crushed by a pyramid one time I’d be a little fucked up too

[jewishrizahawkeye]

hot hot hot hot hot

[shadowandbones]

The golden retriever in FirstPrince is definitely not Henry.

I mean they both have the quality but it’s definitely Alex.

[moonybeam3]

We’re all projecting the Marauders onto GUTS right?

[insomnaticwriter]

[starlightwielded]

anyhow more about ella’s legs i think the bits of starlight almost look silver and vine like- twisting up and and around her leg to her knees. they look like they would feel like metal or feel bumpy and though you can feel the various strands of starlight, they almost feel flesh like, just slightly… off. and oh boy does ella get nervous telling and showing people.

[sonnykissed]

Jey uso vs cm punk: battle for who controls my gender

[bloomnova]

[oldrockformations]

Ok I am listening to wtnv and I’m on episode 30-something and I suddenly remembered this post

Carlos

It’s literally Carlos

[mthevlamister]

@darlingmissmoth

hey, can we talk for a second? it’s about your girlfriend. yeah, she’s great. no, yeah, I agree. It’s just that… she seems really devoted to you? Like really devoted. Almost as if you were the sole, fragile line mooring her to the shores of humanity. No, that’s not romant—ugh. Listen. Me and the girls, we’re worried you might be the last good thing to happen to her and that were some tragedy to inevitably befall you, she would tear the gods from their thrones and dye the infinite western seas wine-dark with their ichor. Do you think you could introduce her to a new hobby or something? we don’t want to have to argue over what color “wine-dark” is supposed to be

[cunning-and-cool]

idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

[heph]

Yall ever think about how Ford had to relearn how to be a normal human being after 30 years of isolation

[blabberoo]

If Ford didn't got into the portal..

[doriandrifting]

What if you loved me so much it literally undoomed me haha jk unless

[stemmmm]

bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!