#it’s all about balance

[barbeygirl]

how hard it must’ve been to have the most british looking man pretend to be an american AND THEN try to desperately find even more british looking men so they can play the actual brits in the movie. how many tears of frustration do you think were shed? how far did they search?

then Austin Butler was cast to distract us

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[mooseonahunt]

Love when a friend is doing a whole analysis on really deep music and how it fits the devastating nature of Serennedy while I’m listening to Call Me Maybe and going “Banger vibes. This is Luis’s theme now.”

[dark-elf-writes]

Truly a family dynamic written right. Can’t have family without senseless bullying and lethal burns when a sibling tries to start some shit

Are they even siblings if they don’t roast each other to the point of no return at any given opportunity?

That being said the minute someone else tried to talk shit about Anko’s teeth Naruto would absolutely show them what his fangs could do for daring to talk shit about his sister.

[oldfruitloop]

Tomura Shigaraki was once a poor child who needed help

now he’s an evil sex symbol

It’s all about balance…trust me I’m a Libra 😐⚖️

[robertsbarbie]

i have a wide spectrum of friends*

*ones that are in love with solely blonde men and ones who share my disdain for them

[starkskypines]

maybe if i just watch tmwwbk once a month it’ll give my brain the reset it needs. i feel both certifiable and like i just meditated beside a cool flowing stream in a garden of flowers. put me in the asylum. put me in the woods. put me in front of a tv playing tmwwbk.

[cowgurrrl]

The difference in the writing process for OFTM versus WYLITD/LFTL is that OFTM is so fun and bubbly and cute (for the most part) and WYLITD/LFTL is like “what is the worst possible thing that could happen and how do I make it absolutely fucking terrifying” so needless to say the next part is taking a minute

[h0neybunches0fh0es]

I truly cannot tell y’all how sexy I feel at the gym even though it hurts a bit I feel incredibly powerful

[cornedbeefhashtags]

Obvs we would have enough sweaters to do any look we wanted. So Turtleneck?

That seems like the move to me. We can always pivot from Sharon Stone to Meg Ryan with the addition of a long coat, so that way we’ll have our psychosexual thriller AND our romantic comedy bases covered.

[pascalskittycat]

Having been good friends with a restaurateur, the owner definitely doesn’t do anything — it’s a fallacy that anyone can run a successful restaurant, as many learn the hard way; however, i think this points nite to the issue of imbalance. It demonstrates that successful businesses can be profitable to owners, even if they pay employees a living wage.

Stuff like this radicalizes me. How is this the best system we have?

[lifeisabitch-butimcute]

Life is a bitch

but I’m cute 🥰

current bitch aspects: work? chaos. social life? nonexistent. Rent? Due tomorrow. Cute aspects: finally back on another writing streak, hair looks good today, someone complimented me on my spreadsheet skills yesterday ✨

[contes-de-rheio]

Finally found the right beginning for Taeyeon’s first pov.

I’ll have to be careful not to drop too much worldbuilding at once though.

[getsugaten-hoes]

Favorite sex position ?

Big fan of missionary on the edge of the bed followed by doggy

[lifesizehysteria]

LMAO y’all are here torturing them and I’m here to give them soft domesticity and make them fuck 😂

we need all types of art in fandoms

[radiance1]

Danny: Hey, I need you to be my boyfriend for a week.

Jason: What.

Danny: My parents are coming over and I've apparently accidentally talked about a partner more than once and only realized when they said they wanted to meet them.

Jason, currently still solidifying his power as a Crime Lord: Excuse me?

Danny: Let me get this out of the way, I do not consider you at all a person of romantical interest and a friend. But I need you to act as my partner for only a week until my parents go on their merry way over to my sister, okay?

Jason: Is there, quite literally, no one else to ask this?

Danny: You're my only friend who lives in Gotham, plus we share the same apartment.

Jason: That's almost sad.

Danny: You in?

Jason: Sure, why not.

===

Maddie: Danny, honey.

Danny: Yes mom?

Maddie: I don't mean to.... question, who you choose as your parent but. Well, me and your father was just wandering if he was a... [Maddie gestures with her hand] you know, one of those.

Danny, uncomprehendingly staring at his mother's hand: What.

Maddie: Oh dear, how do I bring this up. You know, one of those.

Danny: Mother I need more context.

Jack: If your boyfriend a crime lord!?

Maddie: Jack!

Jack: What? Beating around the bush wasn't helping!

Danny: Say WHAT?

===

Danny: Hey dude, thanks for helping with this even though you didn't need to!

Jason: No problem, I wasn't doing anything too [Crime Lord activities flash through his mind] important.

Danny: Can you believe my parents thought you were a crime lord though? Weird am I right?

Jason:

Danny: Jason. You are scaring me.

Jason: Haha, yea that's weird isn't it?

Danny: Jason.

Jason: Well, I have to leave now to attend to my totally real and totally not crime related job at the ice cream shop.

Danny: [Squints eyes]

Jason: [Internally sweating bullets]

Danny: Suuuuure, bring me back some ice cream though.

Jason: [Thumbs up and leaves]