#it’s all about balance

[anawkwardlady]

That « Eva and Rosa hugged each other and broke down crying » screen… I’d just be like « oh yeah :) » and stop reading I got what I wanted thank you good night everyone.

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[mooseonahunt]

Love when a friend is doing a whole analysis on really deep music and how it fits the devastating nature of Serennedy while I’m listening to Call Me Maybe and going “Banger vibes. This is Luis’s theme now.”

[dark-elf-writes]

Truly a family dynamic written right. Can’t have family without senseless bullying and lethal burns when a sibling tries to start some shit

Are they even siblings if they don’t roast each other to the point of no return at any given opportunity?

That being said the minute someone else tried to talk shit about Anko’s teeth Naruto would absolutely show them what his fangs could do for daring to talk shit about his sister.

[robertsbarbie]

i have a wide spectrum of friends*

*ones that are in love with solely blonde men and ones who share my disdain for them

[starkskypines]

maybe if i just watch tmwwbk once a month it’ll give my brain the reset it needs. i feel both certifiable and like i just meditated beside a cool flowing stream in a garden of flowers. put me in the asylum. put me in the woods. put me in front of a tv playing tmwwbk.

[cowgurrrl]

The difference in the writing process for OFTM versus WYLITD/LFTL is that OFTM is so fun and bubbly and cute (for the most part) and WYLITD/LFTL is like “what is the worst possible thing that could happen and how do I make it absolutely fucking terrifying” so needless to say the next part is taking a minute

[bilboyagathechickenfootedhobbit]

People seem to mistake gentle parenting for permissive parenting. Gentle parenting requires boundaries, but you hold them with kindness and compassion. Rather than just “do what I say because I say so” you give reasons. You explain WHY. You allow them to understand your reasoning. Just the other day I had to tell my kid no kicking the soccer ball in the house and when he got mad, I explained why I didn’t want him to: it’s not an indoor toy, he could very easily break something, there are better games to play inside, and if he still wants to kick the ball around he can take it outside. When he continued to pout I asked him “Do I ever tell you no unless there is a good reason for it?” Which he grudgingly admitted that, no, I never tell him no unless it’s justified.

But do I also have to occassionally look at him and just be like “Dude. NOT cool. At ALL. Chill.”

Yes. Absolutely.

Hold boundaries gently and firmly but also don’t be afraid to call your kid out on their crappy behavior.

I believe in gentle parenting. Unfortunately many people refuse to parent their child at all under the guise of gentle parenting. Sometimes you’ve got to look your fourth grader in the eye and say “Little dude, that was an asshole move.”

[hypersensing]

fandom is so fun because i’ll be at work navigating climate policies stressing about carbon emissions and microplastics in the ocean and then take a mental health little break to look at the shirtless men in my phone

[lifeisabitch-butimcute]

Life is a bitch

but I’m cute 🥰

current bitch aspects: work? chaos. social life? nonexistent. Rent? Due tomorrow. Cute aspects: finally back on another writing streak, hair looks good today, someone complimented me on my spreadsheet skills yesterday ✨

[contes-de-rheio]

Finally found the right beginning for Taeyeon’s first pov.

I’ll have to be careful not to drop too much worldbuilding at once though.

[lifesizehysteria]

LMAO y’all are here torturing them and I’m here to give them soft domesticity and make them fuck 😂

we need all types of art in fandoms

[getsugaten-hoes]

Favorite sex position ?

Big fan of missionary on the edge of the bed followed by doggy

[radiance1]

Danny: Hey, I need you to be my boyfriend for a week.

Jason: What.

Danny: My parents are coming over and I've apparently accidentally talked about a partner more than once and only realized when they said they wanted to meet them.

Jason, currently still solidifying his power as a Crime Lord: Excuse me?

Danny: Let me get this out of the way, I do not consider you at all a person of romantical interest and a friend. But I need you to act as my partner for only a week until my parents go on their merry way over to my sister, okay?

Jason: Is there, quite literally, no one else to ask this?

Danny: You're my only friend who lives in Gotham, plus we share the same apartment.

Jason: That's almost sad.

Danny: You in?

Jason: Sure, why not.

===

Maddie: Danny, honey.

Danny: Yes mom?

Maddie: I don't mean to.... question, who you choose as your parent but. Well, me and your father was just wandering if he was a... [Maddie gestures with her hand] you know, one of those.

Danny, uncomprehendingly staring at his mother's hand: What.

Maddie: Oh dear, how do I bring this up. You know, one of those.

Danny: Mother I need more context.

Jack: If your boyfriend a crime lord!?

Maddie: Jack!

Jack: What? Beating around the bush wasn't helping!

Danny: Say WHAT?

===

Danny: Hey dude, thanks for helping with this even though you didn't need to!

Jason: No problem, I wasn't doing anything too [Crime Lord activities flash through his mind] important.

Danny: Can you believe my parents thought you were a crime lord though? Weird am I right?

Jason:

Danny: Jason. You are scaring me.

Jason: Haha, yea that's weird isn't it?

Danny: Jason.

Jason: Well, I have to leave now to attend to my totally real and totally not crime related job at the ice cream shop.

Danny: [Squints eyes]

Jason: [Internally sweating bullets]

Danny: Suuuuure, bring me back some ice cream though.

Jason: [Thumbs up and leaves]

[roukabi]

it's for real this time you guys trust me it's really gonna happen

[melorasmushrooms]

@wildmagicplant stealing these tags

Listen sometimes you HAVE to stash the imp in the Raven Queen’s boobs who is trying to network and get booze, otherwise your players will go home in A State™️

The contrast between the two Brennan GM’d series is so funny

Never Stop Blowing Up: My wife loves action movies so I got permission to hack a game we like to run here at D20 so I can do action movie fun time 😊 I will “yes and” my players down any rabbit hole! Check out this group of 30 year old gymnast dance fighters

Downfall: the gods have taken mortal form to destroy a corrupt city in the Age of Calamity. I WILL find new ways to haunt the narrative beyond imagining. This is an allegory for hubris somehow. Don’t get attached, everything you love will burn