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vegafan69 · 28 days
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need vega to use his magic and force me down on my knees, lift my chin up with his boot and spit in my mouth or smth
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enthusiastic · 2 years
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im going to silly post on the tumble bumble now
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body-logs · 6 months
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73.1Kg
💪筋肉: 58.09 Kg 🐷脂肪: 15 Kg 📊脂肪率: 20.52 % 📅 April 5, 2024 at 07:29AM
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sungwoonha · 1 year
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u know when u press down too hard n the little rb thing comes up n u pause for a sec so u don’t rb the post but u still end up rbing it haha:)
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4everhyucks · 2 years
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— 01:29AM
cw. age gap, creampie.
jisung had been crushing on your since you both were kids. well, more like him being the kid, and you being a teenager. you’re 5 years older than him. if you think about it, it is kind of weird for a 12 year old to have a crush on a 17 year old.
the first time jisung laid his eyes on you, you were over at his house, on the couch of the living room, giggling with his older sister.
“is that your brother?” he heard you ask his sister. he found your voice so soft and sweet, the total opposite of his sister’s.
“yeah! sung come here and say hi,” she waved for jisung to walk over so you could take a better look at him.
it was love at first sight for jisung. you looked so different from the girls in his class. the way your hair falls when you brush them out of your face. the perfect smile you flashed at him when you introduced yourself, the soft pat on his head when you called him cute.
jisung thought his crush on you would be over after awhile, but it didn’t. he found himself wanting to be stuck around you 24/7 when you were over. when his sister held sleepovers, he always slept beside you, all cuddly on the king size bed with you slotted in between the two sibling. not that you minded, in your eyes, he’s just your best friend’s younger brother.
“sung get out! it’s supposed to be a girls night.”
you laughed, telling her it’s alright to have her younger brother in the room (again). jisung’s heart bloomed when you pulled him into your embrace, having him sat on top of your lap.
“you’ve gotta stop babying him all the time,” she rolled her eyes, glaring at jisung, “this is the last. time. you hear me?!”
when jisung reached the age of 16, he realised that it was no longer a simple crush. during his sister’s 21st birthday, their parents were out, which lead up to her throwing a house party. she allowed jisung to invite a couple of his friends over so he wouldn’t feel alone.
on that very day, jisung and his friends stayed in his room all night. he only saw you once, when you peeked into through the door of his room to say hi.
“fuck! i lost again,” jisung’s friend—jeno, cursed as he threw the controller on the ground lightly, “the game is fucking rigged.”
“i won jisung earlier so i’ll just say that you suck at the game,” haechan, another one of jisung’s friend chuckled, taking a gulp out of the giant coke bottle on the floor.
“whatever, i’m gonna go grab some snacks from the kitchen. y’all want anything?” jisung got up, dusting his pants.
“anything’s fine.”
“ice cream.”
as jisung turned around the end of the stairs, he was faced with your back leaning against the kitchen counter, with a guy chatting you up. jisung might be 16 but he’s not stupid. he saw the way the older guy eyed your body. jisung doesn’t know if he was being possessive over you or if he was just jealous, could be both. but he couldn’t do anything about it. he quickly rummaged through the fridge for ice cream. the sound of that might’ve been louder than the songs being played on the speaker, because you noticed his presence.
“ji!” you called out. he pretends not to hear you, with a tub of ice cream in his hand, he went back upstairs after shutting the door of the fridge with his foot.
“who’s he?” the guy in front of you questioned as he watched the kid disappear up the steps.
“birthday girl’s younger brother,” you answered.
jisung’s 18 when his body went through his second growth spurt. many girls fawn over him. he had grown much taller than before, his features are more defined now, and his muscles are super obvious too. not that you realised, you’re practically with him the entire time his body went through changes.
for some reason his sex hormones are shooting out the roof after turning 18. jisung had spent plenty of nights jerking off to dirty thoughts of you, to the point where he doesn’t know if he’s capable of holding himself back anymore. he’s not even slightly interested in the girls that practically throws themselves at him.
through multiple years of having a one sided crush on his older sister’s friend, he no longer knows what to do about it.
currently jisung is in his room, playing computer games with his friends.
“left! on the left!” jisung flinches when he hears haechan’s loud screams through his headset.
“fucking hell.” jeno utters, spamming the keys.
all three of them groan when the screen announces their loss. before jisung could say something about their last play, his door swings open as you walk into his room, flopping down on his bed. jisung takes his headset off, leaving it on the table.
“i’m bored ji,” you lay down on your side to face him when he turns his gaming chair to face you, “your sister went grocery shopping with her boyfriend.”
he hums, “why didn’t you tag along?” he doesn’t even care about his sister or her boyfriend, whatever it is, not when you’re on his bed with the tightest tank top and the shortest shorts he’s seen in his entire life. you’re not even wearing a bra. thats how comfortable you are with him. he bets you don’t even see him as a man.
“don’t wanna be a thirdwheel,” you sigh, but it came out sounding like a soft moan. jisung’s body tenses up seeing you flip over on his bed, your ass on display for him to gawk at. no way in hell you’re this naive he thought to himself.
he can feel himself getting harder underneath his sweats. “y-y/n, i just remembered that i have something important to work on, and i kind of need my privacy.. to focus.” jisung didn’t sound convincing at all, you quickly got up and sat on his lap, which causes jisung to bite on his bottom lip. it has become a normal thing for you to sit on jisung’s lap. the first time consisted of you telling him it was normal since he always sat on your lap when he was a child. you didn’t take it weirdly when you were sat comfortably on his lap.
“what’s so important?” you turn the chair to face his pc.
jisung grunts when you shift your ass closer to his crotch. he didn’t mean to stare down at your ass but, as a man, he couldn’t control himself. his heart starts to beat faster and he can feel his boner sticking uncomfortably on his sweats.
“ji is your phone in your pocket or something?” you ask, hands moving behind to grab his phone but you pull back when you realise that it’s something else.
“shit- sorry,” you quickly got up from his lap, excusing yourself, wondering why he had a hard on, “i think your sister might be back soon so i’ll wait for her downstairs.” you try to not sound too nervous, because why in the world would you be nervous and flustered?
your hands are already turning the doorknob, but before you could step out of him room, jisung slams the door shut. his tall figure hovering behind you, your back facing him.
“noona, i- i need you.” he admits as he grinds his cock against your ass, hands gripping your hips so tightly.
you gasp at the feeling of him rubbing his hard length on your core through your underwear. “fuck- ji.. we- we can’t do this, it’s w-wrong.”
“just once.. wanna feel you, please.”
you feel jisung’s hot breath hitting your neck, moments later he’s sucking and licking on your shoulders, nape, up to your ear.
you know you shouldn’t. you know. but you can’t help it. you know you’ll never be able to see your best friend without feeling guilty anymore, for wanting to fuck her younger brother. the little boy that you took care of all these years, grew up to be so.. alluring.
you whimper when jisung pushes your panties to the side, “wait ji- you’re gonna regret—”
he cuts you off, “no. wanted you for so long, wanted to fuck you since forever, wanted you all to myself, but of course you’d never see me that way, not back then, not now, and probably not ever. i’ll always be a little brother in your eyes. isn’t that right? i’m going to fuck you now, i’m going to make sure you’ll never forget it.. forget this. shit— never forget me, gonna ruin you for all the other guys out there, you’re mine. you’re mine noona, you hear me?”
his words are so intoxicating, so dirty, you wonder where he learnt how to talk like that. your breath gets slammed out of your lungs when he plunges into you, hard.
“fuck! ji!” you slap your palm over your mouth, trying your best to contain your noises. afraid of your best friend coming back early, and hearing your back being blown out by her younger brother.
“let me hear you noona.. let me hear how good im making you feel.”
to be honest, it’s impossible to not make a sound, not with the way he’s fucking into you. so good, so fucking good.
“pussy made for me, you’re made for me.. aren’t you?”
you nod, “y-yes.. yours, only yours ji.”
“shit- taking me in so well, fucking love you.”
jisung feels the way your walls flutter around him, “close?”
you nod again.
“cum for me.”
and you did.
so did jisung, painting your walls white.
you shiver, feeling full and warm.
“we’re home!!” your best friend announces when she walks through the front door with her boyfriend behind her, “y’all having that bonding time or something?” she says, noticing you and jisung by the counter.
“yeah.” you smile at her, thighs twitching as you sense jisung’s cum leaking out of your hole.
thankful that he allowed you to put on your underwear at the very least.
bonus
“holy shit. he really fucked her.” haechan chuckles in shock.
“didn’t know he had it in him,” jeno says, jaw dropping.
“i think i’m hard.”
“you think?” jeno laughs light heartedly, switching his tab to incognito mode.
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dailyhistoryposts · 1 year
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On This Day In History
July 16th, 1945: At 5:29am MDT (UTC-6), the United States Army detonates the world's first nuclear weapon.
The test was named "Trinity" by director J. Robert Oppenheimer. It occurred at the Alamogordo Range in New Mexico, USA. The device was an implosion-based plutonium device, the same as the "Fat Man" bomb that would later be detonated over Nagasaki, Japan, and had a yield equivalent to 25 kilotons of TNT.
The location of the test was away from dense, urban areas. Despite this, there were 19,000 people nearby, including several Native American tribes and pueblos.
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nomazee · 6 months
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nora's mix-and-match 1,000 follower event
HEY GUYS... this has been a long time coming... i have been obsessively trying to figure out what i should do for this event in fear that i will disappoint everyone but i decided it's time to have fun. this is a joyous occasion and yes i was going to make everyone battle to the death but instead you get to pick a bunch of things and request a drabble from me ISN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL??? thank you all so much for the support, this blog is so old and i have had many hiatuses and it just makes me happy that people enjoy my writing... thank u all. I LOVE YOU.
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to request a drabble for this event, send in a character + a trope, word prompt, and/or timestamp! you can pick from one category or two or all three!
pick a pairing trope: (if you want one that's not listed here, just send it in!) 1. friends 2. roommates  3. coworkers  4. enemies/rivals 5. classmates 6. teachers/professors 7. celebrity and assistant/bodyguard 8. model and fashion designer 9. artist and nude model 10. neighbors 11. arranged marriage 12. fake dating
pick a one/two-word concept or prompt: some examples (but send in anything u think of!): sunlight, plant pot, beach, hands, linen, kitchen, stars, trust, soil, computer, whiteboard, sneakers, textbook
pick a timestamp: some examples: 7:29am, 9:35pm, 12:01pm
it’s mix and match, so have fun with it!!! if ur confused on the rules or anything--when in doubt just ask!
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my rules:
no nsfw requests! everything will be sfw or suggestive at MOST
everything will be character x reader
all requests will be drabbles (300-1000 words)
i will most likely default to romantic fics! if you want ur request to be platonic then let me know
one character per request since these are drabbles, but you can send multiple (separate) requests if you want!
you don't have to be following me to send a request!
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characters i write for (excuse the extensive list):
honkai star rail: dan heng, march 7th, welt, jing yuan, bronya, sampo, natasha, argenti, aventurine, dr. ratio, blade, kafka
genshin impact: kaeya, diluc, jean, albedo, childe, zhongli, xiao, ganyu, keqing, kazuha, thoma (i haven't played any quests since 2.6-ish so please keep that in mind...)
stardew valley: sebastian
jujutsu kaisen: gojo, geto, shoko, urahime, yuuta, maki
bungo stray dogs: dazai, atsushi, ranpo, chuuya, yosano, gin, higuchi, sigma
gokurakugai: alma, tao
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event taglist form linked here if you want to be tagged on all the drabbles i post for this event! everyone on my normal taglist will already be tagged!
requests closed
any questions feel free to ask :* THANK YOU ALL :heart:
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dhr-ao3 · 4 days
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celeste granger-malfoy
celeste granger-malfoy https://ift.tt/mKOvZ16 by riddikulus_puff Celeste Cassiopeia Granger. Hermione’s saving grace in the form of a little pale pink bundle of joy. She couldn’t have asked for anything better. A one-shot for Hermione Granger's 45th Birthday A one-shot for the 2024 Dramione Month Collection Words: 624, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 5 of otter & ferret, Part 9 of Happy Birthday Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Secret Children, Hermione Granger's Birthday, Drabble, Dramione Month 2024, Prompt Fic, Unplanned Pregnancy, One Night Stands, Past Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy, Implied/Referenced Sex, Mother-Daughter Relationship, Draco Malfoy in the Muggle World, Short, Post-War, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence via AO3 works tagged 'Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy' https://ift.tt/ZPmw6tc September 19, 2024 at 01:29AM
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fiumedivita · 8 months
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Sanremo 2024: how Italians go mad
You want to know why Italians are so weird and crazy? Here's how long the national song contest, the Sanremo Music Festival, was this year:
Just the 5 nights of the actual show were 26 hours and 3 minutes.
But then, if you add the pre-show, aftershow and Sunday specials you get 39 hours and 10 minutes.
It's a good thing we're famous for our espresso.
-------------------------- Here's a breakdown:
First night:
pre-show: 12 minutes
show: 5 hours 15 minutes (8:45pm - 2am)
after-show: 48 minutes
Total: 6 hours and 15 minutes
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Second night:
pre-show: 11 minutes
show: 4 hours 45 minutes (8:44pm - 1:29am)
after-show: 45 minutes
Total: 5 hours and 41 minutes
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Third night:
pre-show: 11 minutes
show: 4 hours 52 minutes (8:45pm - 1:37am)
after-show: 52 minutes
Total: 5 hours and 55 minutes
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Fourth night:
pre-show: 12 minutes
show: 5 hours 14 minutes (8:45pm - 1:59am)
after-show: 61 minutes
Total: 6 hours and 27 minutes
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Fifth night:
pre-show: 10 minutes
show: 5 hours 57 minutes (8:45pm - 2:42am)
after-show: No aftershow for the final! The host was actually co-hosting the main show.
Total: 6 hours and 7 minutes
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Sunday specials:
Domenica In (interviews + songs): 5 hours and 54 minutes
Dietro Festival (BTS with all the drama): 51 minutes
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lilahaze · 6 hours
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"south bermuda shore"
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07/21 1:46AM i think they'll write worse of me than i do myself
07/22 1:18AM one-way ticket to south bermuda
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 2 years
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Who Let Us Have A Group Chat?
Pairings: None
Word Count: 1,349
Summary: Abandonments and breakfasts.
Warnings: Caps, Abandonment, Cursing, Age Regression, Angst (& Fluff), Trauma (mentioned only), let me know if I should add anything else.
Chapter 5: We Traumatized Moon
8:14am Who Took My Hat?
Moon: I EXIST TO MENACE ONCE AGAIN
Moon: NOT EVEN GOD CAN KEEP ME DOWN
Moon: CHERRIES NEVER STOOD A CHANCE AT KILLING ME
8:29am Who Took My Hat?
Moon: Where is everyone?
8:47am Who Took My Hat?
Moon: Real funny guys. Where are you?
9:45am Who Took My Hat?
Moon: not even KC?
10:57am Who Took My Hat?
Moon: Where did you all even go? There’s seven of you.
12:50pm Who Took My Hat?
Moon: Did you all just up and leave the chat or something?
3:35pm Who Took My Hat?
Moon: …
10:30pm Who Took My Hat?
Sun: Moon?
Sun: I can’t find you, where did you go?
Sun: Moony?
Eclipse: Oh I think we screwed up.
Sun: How did we fuck up? All we did was set something up for him and wait.
Kill Code: Did any of us remember to tell him what we were doing today? Because I’m blocked out completely, I don’t even think he can hear me.
Lunar: …
Sun: …
Bolide: …
Eclipse: …
Blood Moon: …
Heliosphere: …
Harvest Moon: …
Kill Code: Consensus is no. And I wasn’t allowed to tell him anything, great job, everyone.
Kill Code has sent their location
Kill Code: We’re in a bunker? Why are we in a bunker?
Eclipse: That’s Echo-23. That one is empty, I checked last month.
Kill Code: What is he doing?
Eclipse: I don’t know but I’m coming. Sun called me, he’s coming back to your bunker. Hold on, let me teleport.
Kill Code: What’s happening?
Eclipse: I’ve got visual, he’s in the far corner alone.
Kill Code: Yeah, expected when your family abandons you for no reason when you have abandonment issues, Eclipse. You’ve been the same way.
Eclipse: He has a sun plushie? And a
Eclipse: Oh.
Kill Code: What?
Eclipse: He has a pacifier. He’s little, that’s why you’re blocked out.
Kill Code: You IDIOTS made him drop!?
Eclipse: I thought Sun told him! I have notifications off for this chat!
Sun: I thought I told him.
Lunar: I’m a horrible brother. How could I not tell him?
Sun: Lunar, he’s safe. We can apologize, it’s okay.
Eclipse: moonrighttnow.vid
[Video Transcription] Eclipse: Moon, hey. Hey there, little one. [Moon looks up at Eclipse but hides further in the corner] Eclipse: Hey, it’s just me. Everyone was looking for you. Moon: No they don’t. Eclipse: What? Moon: Everyone left! Eclipse: I know and we’re all very sorry we didn’t tell you we were doing something today. We didn’t mean to leave you. Didn’t DJ and Bonnie ever show up? Moon: Nu-uh. Eclipse: They never showed up? We asked them to so you wouldn’t be so lonely. Moon: But everyone left me! Eclipse: We didn’t mean to. We were all working hard on a surprise for you. We didn’t mean to leave you alone. DJ was supposed to spend the morning with you and Bonnie the afternoon and evening. Moon: Surprise? Like gift? Eclipse: Yeah, a big gift. We all had to work on it together. Even Monty and Golden Freddy were helping. That’s why we didn’t send them to stay with you. Moon: Gotta be big for gift? Eclipse: To get your gift, yes. But you don’t have to get big now. It’s okay, just relax. I’ll take you home so we can make sure you’re okay. Moon: Take Sunlight? Eclipse: We can take Sunlight with us, we wouldn’t leave him behind, right? Moon: No leave behind. He be lonely. Eclipse: He would, we don’t ever want to leave someone behind ever again. Moon: Can I gets milk when we got home? Eclipse: Yes you can, we have nondairy milk, Moonlight. [Transcription End]
Eclipse: Heading back with him. Guess we’re all staying at dad’s bunker for now.
Sun: Please tell him I love him, I’m five minutes away.
Lunar: I can’t apologize like this! He’s a baby! He’s so small! How do I even apologize to a baby!?
Eclipse: Just like I did. Coo at him. Direct his attention to something else after. He’s too small to really understand the apology but it’ll make sure he feels safe and like he wasn’t overreacting to feel hurt.
Lunar: Do I just treat him like another daycare baby?
Eclipse: Yes.
12:45am Who Took My Hat?
Kill Code: Moon, I'm right here. You're okay.
Moon: Papa scared
Kill Code: I know, it's dark. Just shake Blood Moon, it's okay.
Moon: I shake, no wake up.
Kill Code: You're okay, I'm keeping the monsters away. Shake Harvest.
Moon: Vessie up now.
Kill Code: Tell him the light, little one.
Harvest Moon: On it.
Blood Moon: Why am I awoken so violently, twin? Do you hate me so?
Harvest Moon: Cuddle Moon
Blood Moon: Mmmmmmjnriyg3pu4809ed'l7582897%^&*()(#BK
Harvest Moon: Wake the hell up and cuddle the baby!
Blood Moon: I'm up, I'm up.
Moon: sowwy
Blood Moon: Not an issue, little one. Ves just could've been nicer waking me up.
Harvest Moon: Why us, Dad?
Kill Code: Sun sleeps like the dead, Lunar is passed out in the other room, Eclipse can sleep through a war once he's asleep, Heliosphere is probably dead to the world by now, Bolide is literally hanging off the bed, and I can't take control and scare the baby.
Harvest Moon: Makes sense.
Blood Moon: We sleep lightly due to trauma.
Harvest Moon: Don't you bring my anxiety into this.
Blood Moon: Who even turned the light off?
Kill Code: Probably Sun out of habit. He sleeps with the lights off.
Blood Moon: He's getting a blanket on his face for that.
Kill Code: If anything, that would just keep him asleep, so go ahead.
Blood Moon: You take all the fun out of tormenting him, Father.
Kill Code: I know, I enjoy it.
Blood Moon: Meanie.
8:14am Who Took My Hat?
Sun: BLANKET CHOKE MASEESFDUNSOSODB38!!(9:,&!'4810@$;?>*=]-!~!t!
Blood Moon: Repentance for scaring the baby with the light.
Eclipse: its too fuckin early for this shit wheres my coffee pot?
Kill Code: Probably where it usually is in the kitchen?
Eclipse: i love my auto-brewer
Lunar: eclipsedrinkinganentirepotofcoffee.jpg
Sun: That seems unhealthy.
Eclipse: look me in the eyes and die as you tell me that again
Sun: That 👀 Seems 👀 Unhealthy 👀
Eclipse: perish
Harvest Moon: Who's turn was it today to 'make breakfast before Father comes home'?
Blood Moon: you
Harvest Moon: curses, I hate cooking
Eclipse: youve been beat
Eclipse: lunarcookingbreakfast.jpg
Lunar: I wake up early when I go to sleep at eleven. I figured everyone could use a nice big breakfast together as a family.
Sun" What odd new recipe did you make this time?
Lunar: The new recipe is blood danishes but I made regular danishes as well. Breakfast is bagel sandwiches. Everyone has their own plates completely free of their allergens, please. do not. eat from. each other's. plates.
Lunar: Moon and KC, egg and bacon bagel. Sun, honey and peanut butter bagel with bananas because eating meat upsets you. Bolide, nutella and apple bagel for you because of you nutella and apple addiction. Helios, fried tofu and veggie bacon bagel for your samefood. Eclipse, hummus and fried tofu for your fragile little vegan stomach. Mine is egg and a veggie sausage patty. Blood Moon gets blood jelly and peanut butter and bacon on his bagel. And Harvest, your bagel has bacon and sausage and egg.
Lunar: There's leftover bagels and there's cream cheese and fruit danishes. Don't fucking kill yourselves with them.
Lunar: And don't any of you bastard siblings touch the two wrapped ones, they're for Monty and Golden for helping us yesterday.
Kill Code: Someone went all out.
Lunar: What other way is there when everyone has conflicting allergies and food preferences?
Kill Code: True.
Kill Code: Don't recall if I told you I'm allergic to grapes but Moon isn't.
Lunar: You're a dog, I know. No grapes in breakfast anyways because we all hate grapes. Except Sun, Sun likes to eat the eyeballs.
Sun: They aren't eyeballs, okay? They're good!
Lunar: Yeah, keep lying to yourself, Sunny.
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izunaposting · 10 months
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My schjedule! for today, has been as follows:
5:15am - wake up
5:30ish I guess - cursory sprinkling of food into bowls for the cats before checking the culverts for any more strays (none today 😔)
6:10am - wash myself before breakfast
6:20am - breakfast! Small rice balls and tea today
6:22am - The flaming skull
6:23am - Back to breakfast
7:15am - Go to the tower
7:27am - Imagine a labyrinth of swirling torture and pain
7:29am - Put Tobirama in the hell maze
7:46am - Call Tobirama gay
8:02am - Observe Hikaku sweating over his "IN" pile while the new office twink sighs and preens (<- doing NOTHING to assist!)
8:07am - The flaming skull
9:02am - Call Tobirama gay, again
9:03am - Remove kunai lodged in Tobirama's doorframe and keep it "just in case"
9:15am - Snack time with nii-san! Our sweet tooths are undefeatable
9:17am - Start counting Hikaku's sighs
So far we're up to twenty-four sighs... if he gets up to forty by lunch i get treated! 😁
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asterr1sk · 7 months
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₊⊹ masterlist
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ateez
> park seonghwa 2:30pm - 11:28am
          ↳ pretty as the paintings: museum meet cute ; 472 words
> kim hongjoong 9:10am - 5:53pm
> jeong yunho 5:37pm - 8:29am
          ↳ lonely: your dog caught your neighbor's attention ; 296 words
> kang yeosang 10:26am - 9:48pm
> choi san - 4:36am - 6:14pm
> song mingi 6:58am
> jung wooyoung 2:36pm
> choi jongho 1:33pm
          ↳ letter: feelings need to be known ; 706 words
p1harmony
> hwang intak
          ↳ do something: his treat ; 1.3 words
riize
> jung sungchan 8:48 am
> park wonbin 6:36 am
> hong seunghan
          ↳ math homework: he needs your help ; 524 words
> lee sohee 3:30 am
> lee anton [bf!: 1] 10:18 pm
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> kang taehyun
          ↳ no space between us: one way to show it ; 701 words
xdinary heroes
> koo gunil 1
> kim jungsu 6:34 pm
> han hyeongjun 2:59 pm
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yuzusern · 3 months
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What is IMAnimation and why is TV Asahi and Bluelock Season 2 official site putting simultaneous real time showing?
IMAnimation is a new block TV Asahi decided to make for Anime shows. This one is for shows that the network knows people want to watch now. And trending now. So Bluelock Season 2 will be aired on October 5 during that block.
Why should I care?
Well, this is for Japan viewers so it doesn’t affect international viewers. Maybe it’ll answer things about Japan’s TV networks for you.
What they stress in both the press conference for Bluelock Season 2 and on official Bluelock anime website + SNS is the “simultaneous real time through their 24 networks”. Like some series in the past, there was a simultaneous streaming for the world so both Japan and the world can watch it at the same time. There still is, I just haven’t kept up with most.
But this is for their 24 networks around the country. Besides the most well known shows such as chibi Maruko and Sazae-san (Always set for Sundays, 6:00-6:59 PM), TV shows and news networks actually differ depending where you live in Japan.
For most anime, they actually have an ‘On Air’ page to show which networks will be airing the show. For example, here’s the network airing dates for Kaiju no. 8:
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Notice the start airing date is different for different regional networks. Some prefectures might not show it for up to two weeks after the initial airing in the main network in Kanto (Kanto is the Tokyo, Chiba, Saitama prefectures). Worst is Okinawa and the surrounding islands. Don’t know if their networks have caught up a little since I moved, but almost all programming except NHK and News programs were 2 weeks late. Watching anime was a pain because of their crazy schedules.
All the other networks linked with that channel play most of the programming but there are exceptions and the regional network plays their programming. News is the biggest change. The morning news programs are the same but the evening news could use both the main network’s news and regional network’s. Depends on the local news, weather, and any events. It’s funny watching them switch from regional news network to the main Kanto network in between the program.
Wait, why is there a 24:00, 25:00, 26:00, 27:00, etc???
Japan uses military time (0:00-23:59) which I never like. But networks apparently run from 5AM to 29AM.
29AM doesn’t exist for most of the world but Japan networks like to use this 24-29:00 time block to differentiate Late night/early morning rather than writing “late night at 3AM”.
Airs 09/09 at 25:30
Airs 09/09 at 1:30AM.
Which makes more sense? Probably 09/09 at 1:30AM was your answer but are you tuning in at 09/09 at 1:30 or what should be 09/10 at 1:30AM?
25:30 (1:30AM) is easier(?) to understand than 1:30AM. At least you know it’s for 1:30 AM…in the dead of night for the next day. I think it’s mostly getting used to it.
Because I still hate this system myself. I turn my TV on and just check the TV guide to find my shows for recording. But for avid anime watchers, this system is probably ingrained in your head to figure out if you get the show shown in real time with Kanto or skip it and wait for the streaming sites to load it right after it airs (for some, some can take 30 minutes after)
I’m getting tired of explaining so I’ll just end it here.
TLDR: TV Networks are crazy. Let’s simultaneously air the Kanto region’s main networks and leave it at that. No? Oh, ok. ( ˙-˙ )
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I feel like this after these type of posts. ( ˙-˙ )
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4everhyucks · 2 years
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MASTERLIST
+ all works contains mature content, dark content in some.
MARK LEE
06:08PM // in which mark corrupts you, an innocent church girl.
pervert tutor!mark
LEE HAECHAN
pervert cafe owner!haechan
NA JAEMIN
noxious teaser // ??k — jaemin is your best friend.. that’s what you would introduce him as. everything between the both of you changed in the blink of an eye. the once sweet and caring friend was gone, all that’s left is someone you could barely recognise.
PARK JISUNG
12:59AM // waking bf!jisung up in the middle of the night.
01:29AM // in which jisung fell in love with his older sister’s best friend who is 5 years older than him.
HARD HOURS
big d!jisung
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pileomeat · 3 months
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my crazy bone mo enjoying the sunrise at 5:29AM.
Ignore the Campbell chunky soup on the shelf, even a girl gets hungry sometimes
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