#it would've been funny

[jalo-parker]

Eepy deepy

Had a dream I had a sleepover with etho. I added hels cause why not (I am madly in love with my helsknight design)

[vettely]

this should've been oscar

[partywithponies]

I still would've ended the show with Mike and Aluson both dying suddenly and comedically and both getting stuck as ghosts, and maybe then a new owner moving in.

[lakesparkles]

So I know nothing about Scott pilgrim. Did Ramona turn her ex into a cat?

According to Gideon, no, he wasn't the cat

But Ramona did name her cat after her ex

[donde-el-diablo-parquea-la-moto]

Etoiles should've accidentally downed foolish at the wedding so we could've had some overprotective Vegetta action.

[precuregremlin]

Aww, I thought it was just gonna be the animals fighting this one.

[sargewood]

pierre you should've impeded harder tbh

[glassrunner]

"There is no prize to perfection, only an end to pursuit. In all timelines, in all possibilities... only you can show me this."

JAYCE AND VIKTOR | ARCANE S02E09

[artkaninchenbau]

People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

[commandertartarsmoocher]

Who is ready for The Grand Festival ?

Hey, wait a minute... who invited this guy?

[paintedcrows]

they make me feel unwell

(continued: Stan & Young Ford)

[thomashagen]

Al Pacino as Michael Corleone

THE GODFATHER PART II (1974) dir. Francis Ford Coppola

[undead-cypress]

Strohl and Hulkenberg are so funny to me as a duo. They're the exact same type of people - they NEED to pledge their life to a liege or they'll start ripping up your couch like an understimulated shepherd dog. However they go about it in polar opposite directions. (Early-game story spoilers ahead, mid-game gameplay spoilers) Hulkenberg had her life purpose taken away years back and comes to realize hyperfocusing probably isn't the optimal way to go about it, so she expands her horizons to do her duty better. Strohl had no will to live until joining the assassination plot, and then it fails so bad he resolves to hyperfocus so hard the classes he unlocks can only do one thing, critical slash damage really really well

Hulkenberg is the formal knightly one but she delights in mucking around and would rather fist fight people than think. But then she demolishes you in chess and teaches you tactics while Strohl, the familiar casual guy who's a lot more stategically minded is the one always sharpening a sword and implying if anything happened to you, seppuku may be on the table - Gallica this is so scary play encounter music - my courage has increased

It all clicked when I saw their third tier classes are paladin/dark knight and samurai. Ohhhh you guys are henchmen. You wanna be henchmen so bad. They're the exact same kinda guy but are completely baffled by everything the other guy does. They have everything in common and nothing in common. They both think they're the normal one of the group. They have completely different ideas about how to best do their jobs but they simply must beat the shit out of each other on the deck daily or else they might have to actually go to therapy. I need an early 2000s team up/roadtrip action movie with these two where Will is faking being kidnapped to draw out the bad guys but Gallica didn't tell Strohl and Hulkenberg because their bad acting would immediately give it away and they proceed to absolutely demolish the metaphorical furniture of the house of Euchronia looking for the world's most specialest lil' captain. Do you see my vision 🤌

[mistbornthief]

"two years later" cowards just wanna cop out of Gi-hun having neon red hair the entire season like COWARDS

[rassicas]

A different day, the legend returns.

Fuck you, it's Sunday everyone.

[a2zillustration]

And then Gale showed me a magic trick and I went to bed.

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