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i just remembered this blog existed… after like 3 months… haiii :3
#i was talking to one of my irls abt childhood memories and nostalgia and aphmau came up and when i tell u we went INSANE over mcd/mystreet#it made me remember that THIS BLOG EXISTS AND I CAN PARTAKE IN THE FANDOM WITHOUT FEELING CRINGE#bc everyone here knows how bad the writing and everything is so its rlly cool and chill here#i just need that tbh.. a place where everyones working with the same thing but has such different views of it is so cool to me#ANYWAYS SOOO coming back for pride month!!! maybe. who knows#it would be funny if i did bc of my username#i was watching mcd last night (currently on ep 35 as of me writing this) and my GOD i need to rework travis’ character so bad#hes silly and i like him but he clashes way too much with laurance#sooo maybe expect that????? idk. i dont wanna make any promises but 👀#okay ill shut up now#NO WAIT I WONT i kinda wanna redesign EVERYONE and i KNOW thats a big commitment but I WANT TO SO BAD#im supposed to be getting ready for art fight but my GODDD redesigning already established characters seems so much more fun than#redesigning my own ocs. actually they might aswell be my ocs if i do DJSJSKAK anyways NOW ill shut up#ashe.txt
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kamille is such a good name my compliments to the chef (my mom). everytime i introduce myself to somebody theyre like Thats the rpettiest name i ever heard thats gorgeous thats a beautiful name. and im like blushes... ty.. and then eventuallyim like Oh yeah i actually prefer connor. and theyre like oh um.. thats nice too thats a name.. as well :] and its like I know. sorry. sorry. sorry
#KAMILLE LYNN ELIZABETH JUST HAS A RING TO IT. LIKE IT JUST GOESS. connor lynn elizabeth is like. ok sold 0 tickets#and kamille lynn is a pun on chameleon. vine boom sound effect#like genuinely thats why my mom picked it. vine boom sound effect#well lynn was for relatives. same w elizabeth. but my mom picked kamille bc itd be like kamille lynn#she wanted elizabeth first so it could be kamille e lynn. (like chameleon) but im glad it ended up being lynn elizabeth#bc elizabeth lynn. odd and weird. and bizarre. kamille elizabeth lynn...#elizabeth lynn on its own is fine thats like. A girl i went ro 2nd grade with probably#but w kamille#bad.#ik i could pick usernames thatd go with connor more but i love lynn elizabeth theyre my best friends. and also theyre both 4 family so#i dont wanna be like. sorry granny. sorry grandma.. Kill yourselves 🖕 stupid ass names#my granny didnt die so that i would change my middle name. (joke). clara lynn supremacy (my grannys name)#but she went by lynn. ANYWAYS!#kamille is judt so superb. what if i actually did start going by multiple names#but its judt my birthname and my current name#Would be kinda funny.
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out of concern for not wanting to doxx us both, i won't say who specifically, but i just found out a big youtuber like. lives by me now, and shops at the same grocery store as me.
small world
#coworker's daughter works at the store and met them#said they were really nice!#but it was so funny bc my coworker was telling me about it and said their name and a synonym for their username bc he couldn't remember#and i was like#waIT? [NAME]???#small world#i dont watch a lot of their stuff i mostly know them from when they collab with other youtubers i like#but that's neat!#i dont know their face only their voice#and even if i did i would never bug someone at the grocery store#coworker's daughter happened to be his cashier lol#talking tag
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I wonder if I should update my blog to mirror my shark enjoyment sometime— my username everywhere but here is uniform and I would make that purple shark my banner, but also it’s hard to let go of my ancient ramen meal, aang and sad squidward in bed… also I’m worried a bunch of ppl would not recognize me and would unfollow LMAO
#not a lot of ppl follow me but counterpoint that means I want those few ppl that decided I passed their vibe checks to stay ideally#quicker to type the username I had in mind though and also would be easier to connect me to my main#I don’t wanna just remake bc then I gotta go through the process of a new blog all over again and I tried that earlier and Did Not like it#I’m all comfortable here— can’t send asks without revealing my main to be an rp blog but. hey at least ppl think it’s funny LMAO#but also. if I showed more of the shark thing maybe I’d get to see more sharks. bc ppl would think of me and @ me or smth#much to think about. much to ponder
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some people go through life with such unwarranted confidence i can't even imagine 😭😭
#@ my ex roomie bc tell me why she's copying and pasting from our friends linkedins to make her own 😭#like on a PUBLIC WORK ORIENTED PLATFORM girl get a grip what????#and its so poorly copied like she copied her new roomie/my friends linkedin bio word for word except for the major/minor#and THEN she copied our other roomie's project descriptiona but its like pasted twice and the linkedin akills got vopied too 💀#AND SHE DIDNT DO ANYTHINGGG ON THOSE PROJECTS#'leadership' girl u didnt even know what the projevt was ABOUT#juat insane behavior like me n our oyher roomie offered last yr yo help her set up her linkedin and she dwclined#but now ur atill copying everyones stuff??#then again same girl who made fun of me for every other thing i did if she thought it would make hwr look cool#but then also would copy these exact things later when she realized no one else gaf#like girl had MY DOG and my old finsta username on her finsta for MONTHS#and i had to beg her to change it bc it made me so uncomfortable that she kept just taking over these little yhinga o liked#i could write a book on this girl icl#hope she gets it togwthwr soon fr 🙏🏽🙏🏽 bc when shes NOT doing all this shes actually really funny and smart on ger own#no more yaps#glow gabs
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looked for stars and i found a supernova !!!
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which it takes a random song drop and a feature from a university student for their relationship to come to light.
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for when it became true, opposites do attract. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
social media au // charles leclerc x fem!sargeant!reader
warnings - language
author's note - i am SO sorry i have no explanation for not posting except for the fact that i am now unemployed (i finished hs and don't start college till like august) and i just do Nothing the entire day. i love u all thank u for sticking around <3
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yourusername boys are SO stupid and it's so endearing and frustrating like u r such a DUMBASS pls let me kiss u on the lips (i did ❤️)
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username hahahah!!! funny joke babe!!! kids and i and our goat miss u ❤️
username and like just that my bisexual ass cried tears (i never had a chance)
-> username she's for the girlies every man back OFFFFFF
username going insane over this
username i know logan is in shambles rn like that brother is distraught
-> yourusername he hasn't stopped calling me i had to block his number
-> logansargeant UNBLOCK my number i am your BLOOD
-> yourusername fuck off i will call mom
-> logansargeant have you ever known sanity in your life
-> yourusername have you ever felt loved
-> yourusername sorry can u please tell mom to stop yelling at me it's scary ok
-> username she did NOT need to do him like that
-> username oh that was FOUL
username she's so pretty i simply cannot believe a man can rizz her up
username do we ignore y/n violating her brother like that orrrrr
-> username u are an only child it seems
-> logansargeant it's just that she's mean
-> yourusername go and drown in a pond since u wanna act like a silly goose
username why is charles in the likes he don't even follow her
-> username i have the most funniest and silliest theory and im afraid saying it out loud will send logan into early retirement
alex_albon evil laugh
-> yourusername i pay u ENOUGH. any more and i will have to involve my lawyer WHAT DO U WANT
-> alex_albon ferrari has exceptional pasta
-> yourusername ahahahhajaha what's that got to do with me u little clusterfuck of a twink
-> alex_albon oh! absolutely nothing!
-> username i am screaming what the fuck
-> username "little clusterfuck of a twink" OH MY GOD
username crazy how everything she says is so real idk if that's the fan in me or i am just way too fucking down bad for her
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username love love LOVE see this rep bc my man is such an idiot but it's ok cus he's my princess
-> yourusername YOU GET IT !!!!! he's my princess <3
logansargeant what are you doing
-> yourusername tryna slut him out n then build a lego set w him
-> logansargeant i always knew you would be the one to bring generational shame to our family what is this behaviour
logansargeant what happened to "if i ever talk to a man again i want you to be disappointed in me" ?
-> yourusername u were disappointed in me nonetheless fym
-> logansargeant i
-> maxverstappen1 i can tell we would be great friends yourusername
-> logansargeant no way
logansargeant what happened to BIOLOGY you were supposed to be STUDYING
-> yourusername i did study
-> yourusername his anatomy
-> alex_albon logan just deleted this app i hope you're happy
-> username Y/N PLEASE HESITATE
-> username CRYINF SHE'S SO UNHINGED
username the way i can feel logan's mortification through the screen 😭😭
username when will it be me
username love to see women in stem (seducing the enigmatic men) idk im proud of her i know she was crying abt not finding the love she read bout
-> yourusername this might be my favourite comment ever i adore u
username prophecy be looking a bit too permanent 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 who's gonna change it 🤣🤣🤣 i am on my KNEES 🤣🤣🤣🤣
username everyday i learn something new about y/n and everyday i praise the lord that i can exist at the same time as her
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charles_leclerc you're in her dms, i wrote a song for her in under a day when we weren't even dating. we are not the same.
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username CRYING WHAT THE FUCK
username oh my god is this real
username CRYING THE SONG IS TOO GOOD
username HIS VLOCE JIS VOICE HIS VLICE HIS VOICE
username going crazy rn what the fuck
username HELLO?????? WHAT IS THIS
username need me a man like this thank u
username too much unpack he has a GIRLFRIEND and it's Y/N
-> username HE PULLS??? HE PULLED HER???
username this is life altering
username shaking from excitement i cannot WAIT for logan to download instagram again and be Surprised
landonorris disgusting
-> charles_leclerc forgive me for not wanting to hide my love ☹️
-> username NAH WHO GOT HIM LIKE THIS
username "thinking bout her eyes every hour she's my wildflower" OH HE'S IN LOVEEEE LOVE
username his voice oh my god
-> username tears dripping down my thighs
-> username OHMYGOD
maxverstappen1 "we are not the same" thank god
-> charles_leclerc bubonic plague 🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠
-> username nurse he's out 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
-> username nah who got him being funny
-> username DID PEOPLE SERIOUSLY NOT LISTEN TO THE SONG
-> username NO WAY THAT'S Y/N AT THE END
-> username "okaaaaaaay" CRYINF I LOVE THEM
username my life has been divided into before this song and after this song and im so grateful for that
username i think the most important thing here is who out of all his friends owns a toyota in which the heat don't work
username crying bc wdym charles wrote a song for his gf when they weren't even dating
username in love with y/n's voice at the end WHY IS THAT SO CUTE
-> username screaming i need this song injected in my veins
yourusername craaaaaaaazy how u never told me that ⁉️
-> charles_leclerc details details
yourusername cool song
-> charles_leclerc thank you i wrote it for my girlfriend
yourusername AHSHDHDJJSJSJAJS IN LOVE THIS WAS SO GOOD UR VOICE IS INSANE I LOVE IT SO MUCH
-> charles_leclerc THANK YOU !! ❤️
-> username they make me SICK
-> username calm bf 🤝 hyperactive gf
username the most important question is did logan re download this app
-> yourusername he did but then he saw this post, heard the song and deleted it again
-> yourusername he's just bitter i am bsfs with max before him
-> logansargeant disowned
-> yourusername my grad pic on the mantle BEGS to differ !!!!!! u are on the piano u have no room to talk
-> logansargeant i'm pushing you out of this year's christmas card
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yourusername got him to say he would still love me if i was a worm n now we go on walks and i point at every worm and say sorry i can't be her
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username NO WAY THIS JS REAL
username i just want a detailed description of how they met and who asked the other out ☝️😞
username my roman empire the fuck
username the way their personalities crash when will it be me
username THE CAPTION IM SCREAMING
username the way she will never let that man know peace and i am so EXCITED
username she's so unhinged i love her
username LET IT ONCE BE ME PLEASEEE
username blocked (im laying on the highway tonight)
username the way i know logan had to be sedated
-> username my man did nothing wrong why are they torturing him 😭
alex_albon we're down one driver at williams
-> yourusername is it a good time to tell u that i recently got my license
-> logansargeant YOU FAILED YOUR TEST 5 TIMES FUCK OFFFFFFF
-> yourusername big emotions
-> username im cryinf what do you mean shw faield the test 5 TIMES ????
username LMAOO THE LAST SLIDE 😭😭😭 I LOVE HER
username parents dare i say
username max is not happy i can tell
-> yourusername i received a very strongly worded message from him yesterday and the only thing i could make out was that he's a bitch for charles like. a BITCH.
-> maxverstappen1 blasphemy
-> logansargeant NO WAY you're buddies with MAX VERSTAPPEN before ME back OFFFFFF
-> yourusername nurse he is out again 🗣️🗣️🗣️
-> username what are they doing to my boy 😭
logansargeant y/n please. THINK.
-> yourusername i did
-> logansargeant AND ?
-> yourusername he's nice i will keep him
-> logansargeant NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-> yourusername god forbid a girl wants to date a questionable man
-> charles_leclerc ?
username crazy how this is the most random couple ever and we're instantly like PARENTS !!!!
-> username i for once love them like the cultural clashes we're gonna get heh
charles_leclerc my love please
-> yourusername my pronouns are she not her because i'll never be her 🪱
-> charles_leclerc stop
charles_leclerc and can you please tell your brother to hesitate before speaking? he just offered me candy and a dollar to break up with you
-> yourusername FUCK U I AM WORTH WAY MORE THAN CANDY AND A DOLLAR
-> charles_leclerc that is not the issue here
charles_leclerc pretty girl
-> logansargeant keep your thoughts to yourself you hormonal vulgarian
-> yourusername TIME OUT FOR U let my bf live
-> charles_leclerc this is how my life is going to be from now on?
-> yourusername are u complaining (threatening)
-> username i KNOW logan is shaking behind the screen he just called charles leclerc a hormonal vulgarian
-> username sibling rage takes people places they wouldn't go with a gun
username this is hilarious
username logan's likes on twt are mind blowing like what do u MEAN u wish the plague on ur sister 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
-> yourusername u should see what his texts look like
-> yourusername "you need an excoeciscism for the demon in u it might an issue idk" followed by quora links
-> username siblings ❤️
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charles_leclerc silently working on our own little crafts in the same room tonight, queen? ❤️
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username CRYINGGGGG I HATE HIS GUTS
username LET IT ONCE BE ME HOLY SHITTTTTT
username they're so parents it's insane
username he's so relatable bc i too would be obsessed with y/n
username he definitely has one of those t-shirts that say "i ❤️ my gf"
-> yourusername he has one in every colour with diff fonts :((((
-> username GOODBYE
username need me a man who will sit in my general vicinity while we work on our own silly little crafts together
-> username charles might've just set a standard idk NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS
username that text.............im violently ill
username the matching rings wow god really does have favourites
yourusername wait a sec i got 12000% error on my scale
-> landonorris how do you even manage to do that
-> yourusername if u think women don't belong in stem just say that
-> landonorris STOP IT MY PR TEAM IS HUNTING ME DOEN FOR SPROT TAKE JT BACK
-> charles_leclerc shame on you
-> landonorris WJAT DID I DO
-> username crying they're terrorizing people for fun 😭
-> username we deserve this
yourusername fighting demons (a degree that i chose to study) to be on my phone bc my BOYFRIEND posted
-> charles_leclerc don't give logan more reasons to send me vaguely veiled threats
-> yourusername he does WHAT
-> logansargeant sending him links on how people got away with murder is HARDLY a threat idk why you're like this
-> username no way they got him UNHINGED
-> username 😭😭😭😭😭 he's so
yourusername MY BABY LEO 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞
-> charles_leclerc i am right there
-> yourusername so is leo 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞
yourusername are u mitosis bc i never metaphase as cute as urs
-> charles_leclerc i am too dumb to understand this but you are the prettiest
-> yourusername king i am so in love with u
-> logansargeant i judt tfeew up
-> yourusername leave me ALONE
username i hope all the happy couples break up (why couldn't it be me in a relationship)
username SCREAMING HE'S SO DOWN BAD
#f1 x reader#f1 x female reader#f1 imagines#social media au#fake instagram imagines#charles leclerc x reader#charles leclerc fanfic#charles leclerc imagine#charles leclerc one shot#charles leclerc fluff#charles leclerc x y/n#charles leclerc x female reader#charles leclerc x you#charles leclerc imagines#charles leclerc instagram au#charles leclerc au#charles leclerc social media au#f1 x y/n#f1 x you#f1 imagine#formula 1 x you#formula one x you#formula one x reader#formula 1 x reader
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good lord | daniel ricciardo x fem! reader
summary; in which daniel is absolutely obsessed with his girlfriend
fc; alycia debnam carey
warnings; ?
taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1
notes; requested ! based off of pookie and jett ( yall better know who i’m talking abt ) bc daniel would so be like jett
masterlist !
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yourusername: went on a silly little walk to buy some silly fruit today
danielricciardo: WOW WHATTA WOMAN😍😍🥴🥴
yourusername: dannyyyyyyy😭
danielricciardo: you look marvelous, babe😍😍
yourusername: thank you my luv😞🩷
username: the bag is everything omg
username: i live for daniel’s comments
username: she’s so prettyyyyy
username: daniel’s so lucky to be dating her
danielricciardo: i tell that to myself everyday !
username: daniel is such a simp im crying
username: y/n is so pookie
username: need that bag fr
username: imagine walking around looking like that 😫😫
maxverstappen1: ur bfs drooling over ur post btw
danielricciardo: yeah and i have no shame abt it
yourusername: that’s danny ric for u
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yourusername: date nights w him >>
tagged; danielricciardo
danielricciardo: HUBBAHUBBAHUBBA
danielricciardo: you always look exquisite 😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍
landonorris: ENOUGH W THW EMOJIS
yourusername: don’t mind lando, he’s cranky😞 u always look handsome tho babe🩷🩷😫🥴🥴
username: daniel’s comments are always so damn funny 😭😭😭
username: the black mini dress EATS
username: i’ll never be in the comments before daniel 😞
lilymhe: sooooo pretty😫
yourusername: 🙈🙈
username: daniel looks so good wait
username: my fave wag🥹
username: they remind me of campbell and jett😭😭😭
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yourusername: always spoiled by my love 🤍 thank you for everything, my danny 🤍
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danielricciardo: dear lord, babe, you always look stunning 😍🥰
username: this is so pookie and jett coded omg
danielricciardo: pookie looks absolutely fire tonight❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
yourusername: LMFAOOO DANNYYY
username: POOKIE AND JETT REFERENCE I’M CRYINGG
danielricciardo: always the best for you❤️i love you❤️
yourusername: i love you 🙁🩷
username: oh to be spoiled by daniel ricciardo…
username: the hair is giving what it’s supposed to give 😍😍
username: she’s so😣😣
landonorris: ur bf keeps annoying me
yourusername: did u deserve it
landonorris: all i asked was for him to stop saying pookie😞
yourusername: u deserved it pookie😒
username: “my danny” IM SOBBING
username: i need a man to be as obsessed w me as daniel is w pookie y/n liked by yourusername and danielricciardo !
#formula one x reader#f1 smau#f1 x reader#f1 scenario#formula one scenarios#f1 imagine#formula one imagines#formula one imagine#f1 scenarios#formula one social media au#daniel ricciardo smau#daniel ricciardo scenarios#daniel ricciardo x reader#daniel ricciardo imagine
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HEARTBREAK SYNDROME.
episode nine :: LIFE’S GOOD
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴max verstappen x ex!y/n (barely), multiple x y/n
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au / irl snippets
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔something is brewing at the Y/l/n Records HQ
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ face claim ﹔ wonyoung jang (28)
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕ SO much happens, worlds colliding on twitter, excessive cussing.
y/n
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y/n fried my hair last night lol 🌟 blame goes fully to ﹫lilymhe and ﹫alexalbon
2,205,593 comments.
username SO FINE 😩😩😩😩
username one singular chance i beg mother
username THIS BARBIE IS INSANE.
username 😍😍😍😍😍
lilymhe i think you slayed honestly
➜ y/n so true
username THANK YOU LILY THANK YOU ALEX
username HUBBA HUBBA IM IN LOVE
username YOU LOOK SO GOOD ITS SICKENINGGGGGG 😩
username mommy????????????????????
username oh
username oh my god
alexalbon we ate that
➜ y/n devoured even
carlossainz55 yessss french fries look 😍
➜ y/n omfg bitch 😭
username OOOOHHHHHHHHH
username OMFG BARBIE?????
username DKAKEKFKSOWLSKFKW
margotrobbie hi barbie!
➜ y/n hi barbie!
username omgomgomgomgimgomgomg
aussiegrit 😍😍
➜ username I-
➜ username jesus christ he’s down BAD
➜ username twin 😍
username OWAHHHHHHHH
username MOTHER OMFG 😍😍😍😍😍😍
fernandoalo_oficial bonita 😍
➜ username NANDO???????
➜ username ANOTHER DILF OMFG I CANT
➜ username OH MY FUCKING GOD
➜ username i would fold so quick i’m not even joking
➜ username why am EYE blushing??????
username FELL TO MY KNEES.
username OMGFOGMFOMGFOMGHFIMMH
username single just for you y/n 😩😩😩
lewishamilton dolly 💗
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➜ username i would’ve crumbled.
➜ username folded like an omelette, scrambled like an egg
➜ username his comment got ME blushing dawg
username holy fucking fuck what the fuck oh my god fuck
username GORGEOUS
username BLONDE HAIR??? IS HEARTBREAK SYNDROME ERA OVER ALREADY???
[liked by y/n]
francisca.cgomes yes.
➜ y/n like what u see baby 🫣
theweeknd 🍟
➜ y/n all of u are BULLIES
carmenmmundt prettiest girl
➜ y/n omg bae i’m blushing 🤭
☆ IMESSAGE with : BOARD OF DIRECTORS.
honey badger: Y/NNNNNN
chal eclair: BAE AMSWER ME
babygirl alex: wait what’s going on
alabono: WE NEED DETAILSSSS
angel carmen: huh
wifey lily: why are the boys yelling
yukino: WE NEVER FOUND OUT WHAT HAPPENED AT THE DINNER WITH JENSON, LEWIS AND MARK
my baby lando: MOTHER WHERE ARE YOU
princess george: OMFG BITCH PICK UP
girlfriend kika: we got the tea baes relax 😌
PIERRE GASLYYYY: WOWWWWWWW OKAY
honey badger: WHY ARE WE THE LAST TO FIND THINGS OUT
angel carmen: bc we’re her girlfriends 🤨
babygirl alex: exactly 🥰
chili!: y/n 😀
chili!: bae 😄
chili!: your time will come.
chal eclair: kika, you shall come forth.
chal eclair: speak the truth you hide.
babygirl alex: taking that lord perceval real serious huh
my baby lando: LMFAO
princess george: LMAOOOO
alabono: stfu y’all i’m tryna understand
girlfriend kika: funny enough nothing REALLY happened
angel carmen: yeah they just hung out and talked
wifey lily: oh and jenson was flirty w y/n
my baby lando: yeah we saw the photos
babygirl alex: they went out as a way to cheer lewis up bc his team didn’t show up for him
angel carmen: i dont know what’s going on between y/n and lewis but she said lewis got kinda jealous when mark and jenson were casually flirting w her
my baby lando: oh????
PIERRE GASLYYYY: jealous you say
honey badger: HMMMMM
chili!: right ????
chal eclair: it’s actually soOOoo
alabono: it isssss
princess george: speaking of lewis
princess george: apparently him and y/n are like hanging out
yukino: wait what???
my baby lando: wdym
princess george: wait did you not see y/n’s story??? they’re on his yacht in monaco
y/n added to their story!
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☆ IMESSAGE with : BOARD OF DIRECTORS.
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yukino: WHATS GOING ONNNNNN
babygirl alex: she’s so fucking hot, first of all
angel carmen: no bc i just stared at her 😍
wifey lily: I KNOWWWW
girlfriend kika: she’s so 😩😩😩
babygirl alex: BUT LEWIS???
chal eclair: SHE TAGGED HIM???
babygirl alex: PUBLICLY???
alabono: NOW WHATS GOING ON
my baby lando: KIKA EXPLAIN
girlfriend kika: IM JUST AS SHOOK AS YALL
angel carmen: I NEED TO KNOW
princess george: i was hoping the girls knew something abt that 😭😭😭
honey badger: Y/N GET IN HERE
honey badger: Y/N OMFG
chili!: BRO I KNOW YOURE SEEING THIS ANSWER US
wifey lily: DID HE ASK YOU OUT
my baby lando: IS IT A DATE???
girlfriend kika: IS ROSCOE THERE??
PIERRE GASLYYYY: ARE YALL ONE ON ONE??
alabono: Y/N TEXT US BACK OMFG
wifey lily: SHE’S NOT ANSWERING MY FT CALLS
girlfriend kika: SHE’S NOT ANSWERING ME EITHER
princess george: Y/N I NEED ANSWERS
my baby lando: Y/N PLS
y/n: give her a minute
chili!: HUH
yukino: YO WHAT THE FUCK
chal eclair: give HER a minute???
my baby lando: oh so we’re being cryptic now???
y/n: No.
my baby lando: don’t text me in that tone 😭
PIERRE GASLYYYY: ¿¿¿¿
honey badger: what the hell is going on
y/n: she’s busy
angel carmen: NOW HOLD AWN
angel carmen: HOLDDDD ONNNN
angel carmen: LEWIS????????
y/n: yeah
y/n: dw y/n’s okay she’s with me
my baby lando: what do u want from my mum 🤨
chili!: what he said 🤨
chal eclair: yeah what he said 🤨
y/n: lol relax
y/n: we’re just hanging out
wifey lily: sir, give me my gf back.
y/n: your girlfriend??
babygirl alex: our*
angel carmen: our*
girlfriend kika: our*
y/n:…
y/n: we’ll see
alabono: FYM????
honey badger: HELLO???
princess george: SIR???
girlfriend kika: guys they’re all over twitter omg
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Hello!
Bit of a dumb question
I wanted to know if it was ever mentioned anywhere that Jade ate his siblings.. My sister keeps saying he said that he ate everyone but kept Floyd bc he looked like he'd be funny or something. I've never seen this mentioned before and I wanna prove her wrong
Hello hello!! ^^ Thank you for this question!
“Jade ate his siblings” is one of many unproven fan theories, based on a number of comments in the game that might be hints about something that may or may not have happened!
The theory goes that Jade and Floyd hatched from eggs (moray eels can lay up to 10,000 eggs at once in real life, though in-game is unspecified) at approximately the same time.
Jade then selected Floyd as the one sibling he would spare, and ate the rest. (The reason why he chose Floyd is technically not specified.)
This is based on many things that can be found throughout the game, such as this cryptic comment from Jade: “I’m glad I chose you as my partner when we were but little elvers.”
Floyd responds, “Not sure what that smile’s for, but I’m glad we survived together, too,” which may insinuate that if something did happen, Floyd might not know what it was.
Jade also says, “there are five in my family at present.” One interpretation of this line is that their family used to be larger, and might get even smaller in the future, but five is where they are at now.
The more optimistic side of EN fandom will sometimes theorize that maybe their mother is pregnant and there will actually be a new addition to the family soon rather than a loss, but we have been given a surprising amount of information about how common it is for people to go missing in the Coral Sea, with otherwise zero hints that they will soon be getting between 1 and 10,000 new siblings.
The evidence used for the “hatched from eggs” part of the theory comes from Floyd insisting that neither he nor Jade are any older or younger than the other.
This might seem vague in English, where which twin of two was technically born first might not come up very often, but in Japanese one twin being born first would mean that one of them would refer to the other as something like “nii-san,” like Ortho does with Idia, or "aniki," as Ace does with his brother and Leona does with Falena.
(For a real-world example I recommend referring to the Twitter account of Jamil’s voice actor, Futaba Kaname. He has (弟) in his username for “little brother,” while his identical twin Yuu has (兄) in his username for “older brother.”)
But neither Jade nor Floyd refer to one another as “nii-san," "aniki" or anything but their first names.
While “bro” or “brother” will sometimes be added to their dialogue on EN neither twin has ever actually called the other “brother” in their original dialogue, because the Japanese language makes you specify older or younger (an age-neutral word for “brother” doesn’t really exist) and, as Floyd says outright in the game, neither he nor Jade are any older or younger than the other.
This makes sense if they both hatched from eggs at approximately the same time, rather than being born like mammals.
Another point that is often referenced in the “Jade and Floyd: Dead Siblings” topic is how, on the subject of ghosts they have seen, both twins mention seeing people on Halloween that looked strikingly like each other, only to realize that they weren’t.
Floyd: “I once thought I saw Jade in three different places at once.”
The theory goes that they saw the ghosts of their dead siblings.
This may or may not be considered evidence of how the twins might have had other siblings at one point and something happened to them, but even if so, it could have just been a Finding-Nemo style incident with a barracuda or something similar.
So why do people point to Jade as the perpetrator?
(Maybe irrelevant, but Rook’s nickname for Jade in the original game is, “Monsieur Premeditated Crime.”)
Jade is a heavy eater, on par with Sebek (another thing they have in common is they have both threatened to eat Grim), saying that people are often surprised by how much he eats.
Jade says this is because his “fuel efficiency is lacking” (low blood pressure?).
Floyd is aware of this and seems to go to extra lengths to make sure Jade eats properly, encouraging him to relax and fetching food for him during Halloween.
The original meaning of Jade’s unique magic is, “the tooth that takes out a bite,” so this is definitely a theme with him.
And his official, disliked food? Eel.
To the original question: no, there is not a definitive line in the game that states “Jade ate his siblings” that we can point to as proof that it actually, canonically happened.
But we do have many cryptic lines that might possibly be insinuating that a infamously hungry Jade chose Floyd as the one sibling he would spare and ate the rest, Floyd may not know it happened, and Jade might be actively choosing not to tell him 🐬
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social media!au for tvd where the reader is dating damon plsss :) i love ur writing sm ❤️
Hi hi thank you so much lovely
I rarely do social media aus anymore but I’ll never ignore reqs so (this took me 1 million years I’m so sorry) 😭
Damon Salvatore x fem!reader Instagram au
yourusername it’s in the eyes they say
@Carebear oh my god are we keeping it???
@stefaNN18 I’m not saying we shouldn’t but sometimes it gets so annoying
@yourusername We could all collectively take turns to look after it
@Carebear YES! We’d have to name it something!!
@stefaNN18 I thought we were talking about Damon…
@Bonbonnie why are the eyebrows so high
@Yourusername he thinks he looks intimidating
@Dam0nsalvatore thinks???
carebare Y/n - 0 Damon - 1
@Yourusername No power in the world will make me voluntarily get up, get dressed and go to the bar
@gilbertelenaaa Amen!
@Enzoofficial So I got bailed on the outing bc of HER?
@Yourusername Guilty your honour
@Enzoofficial YOU—
@Dam0nsalvatore No actually I still couldn’t get her to leave the house and we stayed in and watched Netflix👍
@Carebare as it should be!
bonbonnie Stealing y/n’s phone so she could be “present” present at the girl’s trip
@gilbertelenaaaa so far so good! (She is like a whining toddler for a her phone)
@Carebare And to think Damon could have this effect🤮
@StefaNN so this is why Damon’s constantly sending death threats in the group chat
@Enzoofficial No mate that’s on you he doesn’t like loosing super mario cart apparently
@Dam0nsalvatore I’ve not talked to her this whole day wdym 🙄
@Bonbonnie We’ve seen you on FaceTime 5 times today????
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@Yourusername why would we…? Why would anyone?
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@Carebare POOKIE BEAR🥹
@stefaNN18 really? Can’t we give this a second thought? He doesn’t even help around the house and takes my car without permission
@Yourusername what?
@Dam0nsalvatore he’s referring to me
Dam0nsalvatore a few more glasses of wine and this will get real funny
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@stefaNN18 ugh keep it pg 13??
@Carebare As if we can’t hear you guys🙄
@Dam0nsalvatore What are you talking about I meant funny as in JUST funny
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One shot suggestion: Dick finding out about joyfire bc him finding out his little brother is dating his EX (and honestly probably his other ex too, let’s be real) IS SO FUNNY
OMG I LOVE THIS IDEA!!!
(also can I just say I also love ur username <3)
This isn't short enough to be a drabble but not exactly too long either, it's 760 words, so make of that what you will. Here it is!
TW: Jason's usual level of swearing but milder
"YOU'RE DATING MY EXES??!"
Dick stood in Jason's doorway at the Manor, eyes wide. This was one of those rare times when Jason was staying here, just for a few days, mostly for Alfred's sake. His friends (or so Dick thought) Roy and Kori had joined him— for reasons unknown.
Dick was... feeling slightly awkward with them being around, Kori more so. He was quite civil, buddies, even, with Roy— after all, they'd only dated for a week or so. But Kori... their relationship had not ended well, at all. But Jason refused to unless his Outlaws did, so Dick let it slide.
He'd gone up to call them down for dinner, at Alfred's bidding, going to Jason's room first... to find Jason sitting on Kori's lap while she cradled him, and Roy french-kissing Jason.
"YOU'RE DATING MY EXES??!" The words tore out of him as he stood with his eyes wide, trying to process what he'd just seen.
Jason turned beet red, suddenly jumping away from the red heads. Kori sat cross-legged, smiling as if nothing had happened, while Roy wore a smug grin.
Dick turned to them, his voice high-pitched with disbelief. "AND YOU ARE DATING MY LITTLE WING?"
"I ain't little, Dickface," Jason scoffed from the corner, looking downright embarrassed.
"I don't see the problem," Kori stood from the bed, towering over all three men. "You and I, or you and Roy are not dating anymore. And we are all adults. And we have the love for each other. Why would we not date?"
A unbelieving sound escaped Dick. He turned to Roy, eyes flaming. "You. I know for a fact how vulgar you get in a relationship. Have you done it with my baby brother?"
From across the room he heard Jason's choked gasp, but he paid it no mind.
"Dude. Your 'baby brother' is 24." Roy shrugged, resting a hand on Dick's shoulder. "Why're you getting so worked up over it?"
"I'm not— no, no, I'm not worked up!" Dick scoffed. He faced Jason, pouting. "You. You stole my exes!"
Finally, Jason managed to get control over his expression and forced a smirk. "Yeah. Maybe they just know who's better."
"Yes, Jason is a much better of the partner than you, Dick," Kori pointed out not-so-helpfully.
Roy finally registered Dick's bloodthirsty expression and backed away, hands lifted. "Whoa, hey, man, chill. Seriously."
"I am chill," Dick snapped, glaring at him. He turned back to Jason, who was clearly trying to appear cool and intimidating, and pointed an accusing finger. "You have so much to explain. But right now Alfred wants you all down for dinner."
Then he left the trio without a word.
A bit after dinner, Dick finally found Jason alone in the library, reading some book titled 'Jane Eyre'.
"Jason." Dick walked towards him, expression a forced calm. "I am... sorry about how I reacted earlier."
Jason looked up from his book, an eyebrow raised. "No, you're not."
"No, I'm not," Dick agreed, sitting beside his brother. "How could you not tell me?"
"I didn't tell the rest of the Bat-cult either. You're not special." Jason leaned back, carefully placing a bookmark in the book before putting it aside.
Dick took this as a sign that Jason wanted to talk. "Jaybird... I'm your big brother, you know I love you, right?"
Jason looked away, muttering something that sounded like a mix of "Fuck off" and "Yeah, I know."
"It's just... If you'd told me, yeah, I might have freaked out at first. But I just want you to be happy, in the end. And if you're happy with my exes..." Dick sighed. "I guess I'll just have to live with it."
Jason turned back to his brother, glaring slightly. "Stop calling them your exes. That's my girlfriend and boyfriend you're talking about."
Dick winced. "Yeah. Sorry, sorry, I just... Do you just have a thing for redheads? You had that schoolboy crush on Babs when you were, like, 13. You were dating Artemis of Bana-Mighdall. And now you're dating Roy and Kori."
Jason scoffed. "You're one to talk. You've dated Babs, Kori, Roy, Wally West... Do I really have to go on?"
Dick chuckled, laying an arm around Jason's shoulders. "Guess it runs in the family, huh?"
"We're adopted, asshole," Jason grumbled, but leaned into Dick's touch.
After a long beat of silence, Jason spoke up again. "I also dated Rose Wilson for a while. She is not a redhead."
An amused laugh escaped Dick, and he ruffled Jason's hair lovingly. "Yeah, yeah."
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she looks absolutely gorgeous…and he’s there! (smau)
arabella series!
masterlist!
pairing: alex turner x fem! actress reader
summary: the media and fans are taking a liking to y/n being apart of alex’s life, but there’s also a downside when your relationship gets public and having to deal with haters and nasty comments.
timeline: 2014
note: this format / layout is heavily inspired by my love @ithinkimokeei 🩶
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katiee_cook_ leave y/ns comment section iamcindy and mileskane
iamcindy ok mom and dad 🙄🙄
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mileskane you’re gonna give alex a heart attack if you keep showing up unannounced
yourinstagram i already did when he saw me in the crowd 😘
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username yourfriend and what a coincidence when he was just about to sing arabella
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username i remember that omg it was so cute!! and the camera even showed y/ns reaction in the crowd
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username the first pic is doing smth to me 😩
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breanahelders best night ever ❤️
katiee_cook_ j unforgettable 😍
iamcindy had the best night ever babe 😙
yourinstagram breanahelders katiee_cook_ iamcindy my girls 💕💘💖
yoursister i need some context on the last picture are y’all okay?
katiee_cook_ there was a bunch of paps outside and wanted a picture and y/n being y/n decided to pose by leaning against the window upside down
breanahelders you can literally see alex having a stroke while holding her for dear life 😂
username help- why did jamie pull out his guitar 😭😭
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yourinstagram fashion week never disappoints ✨
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username forget alex i want HER 😩
username i love her new stylist!! the outfits fits her perfectly compared to her last stylist
username the woman you are y/n 🔥😍
iamcindy hey hottie ;)
mileskane you’re married remember :)
iamcindy you’re such a cockblocker🖕🏻
username not me always scrolling into y/ns comment section to see a mindy interaction
alexachung looking STUNNING my love ❤️
yourinstagram thank you beautiful 😘
username did i just miss a chapter?
username um that’s not—
username i didn’t know they were friends??
username i don’t think so they have briefly interacted on fashion shows and they were seen taking pictures and sitting beside each other
username that must be so awkward for alex having your gf and your ex sitting beside each other yikes
username username right they looked like they didn’t wanna sit beside each other did you see y/n’s face
username username even if they are that’s none of your business leave alex out of this
username i don’t see y/n and alex’s relationship to last long he’s clearly still in love with alexa and it’s just embarrassing for y/n really
username i miss alexa and alex they were a better couple and y/n is just using him for more fame and attention that whore
username y’all love to pit women against each other and change the narrative! first of all if you were at the fashion show you know that they weren’t sitting beside each other. it was literally two people sitting between them so they didn’t even interact at all (1)
username (2) and second of all mind you that they were grouped together and shared their interest with the designer which is why they took pictures. they looked pretty happy and smiley to me!
pinned comment 📌 yourinstagram the amount of hate in the comments makes me want to puke. if you don’t have anything nice to say keep it to yourself and spread the negative energy elsewhere. ❤️
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iamcindy babe you’re too chill about this if i were you i would send hate letters to every single person.
username shajsjsj cindy
username i’m actually so scared of her i’m not even joking 😭
username i know not to mess with her damn
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reader creating silly miguel emojis and sending them tk the spider society gc for everyone to use bc shes a fun gal ;p (and she likes annoying him too)
fr. (did i legit make a whole ass dc server for this? yes.) sorry i didn't change my display name to y/n, i got lazy 😭😭😭 also written ver with additional scenes under the cut !!
(reblogs are greatly appreciated, it helps get my content out there! if you guys like what you see, please reblog it too <:D)
shitting on miggy cutely. 🫶— miguel o'hara x reader
✧ written version !! ✧
after lyla had signed miguel up for a discord account, much to his frustration, you immediately got a hold of his username (which was really generic, he named himself: 'miguelohara' at first, but lyla changed it up to: 'migolohellnawh') and added him to the spider society's discord server. you made a channel that was dedicated to showing miguel all the stickers and emojis you and the society had made that was just full of memes of miguel. thanks to earth-928's social media, you were all fed with silly stickers and emojis of him for days; you all had a spam channel where hobie and pav would have contests to see whose thumbs could spam more miguel shitpost memes, but that would be a story for another day.
as miguel got notified that he was added to a server, the first thing that caught his eye was the vulgarly named channel of the server: "shitting on miggy". he brought his eyebrows together and tapped on the bold text of the channel's name. he asked what that channel was for, pointing out the name in a disappointed manner as he typed. lyla giggled under her breath as she watched miguel try to act intimidating and angry over text, but his scrunched up face crinkled even more as he saw that the first thing you sent him was a sticker of his stern, stoic face that had the words: "this ugly son of a bitch is fucking super hot chicks and basically you are fucking stupid. how? ...just watch the free video."
miguel had clicked the sticker, and he saw the file name: "singlehotmominyourarea". he huffed as he texted you, asking you what that was that you sent, because he thought it was an actual link to something. he took his reading glasses and, when he could make out what it said, he got angrier than he already was earlier. he told you what you sent was not at all funny, and when you replied that—no, it certainly wasn't... it was very hysterical, though—you sent him a very pink and cutesy sticker of him with cat ears. miguel groaned as lyla took a hundred screenshots remotely from his phone. "where are you even getting these?" he asked you as you kept sending him more shitpost stickers.
"but i don't even like horses." miguel muttered as he saw the "save a horse, ride a cowboy" sticker you sent. "yeah, you're scared of them." lyla reminded him as he rolled his eyes. "no need to remind me." he said as he typed out that he 'hated' (didn't fear, there's a difference, and that is that miguel is fucking lying, he is scared of horses) horses. but of course, you knew his secret, and miguel pounded his fist against the arm of his computer chair. "are you seriously telling them on your end?" he asked lyla as she stuck her tongue out and shrugged, looking all smug as miguel grumbled and told you that he didn't ask for your correction, only for you to send an emoji of your favorite girl dinner: his five course meal ass on display.
"yeah, you need ass correction 'bee cee' this bakery is packed; what...?" he read aloud as lyla groaned. "get with the times, old man." "we don't say stuff like that in 2099 anymore, don't tell me to get with the times." he told his AI assistant as he looked through the emoji catalogue you guys had, and among them all, a colorful one stood out to him and he sent it—hoping you could tell him what was on the emoji, but knowing you, you'd of course mess with him again. you told him the emoji, which was promptly named: "doublecheekedup", meant the very sticker you sent him in response. it was similar to the cat-eared one, but it read: "i <3 my girlfriend", with miguel's angry face in the heart.
miguel looked at it all confused and pulled his reading glasses away from his face and back on to see if he was reading this right. he asked you if he was supposed to be flattered about your sticker, with him immediately following up with his honest opinion; that it was irritating instead of flattering to him. you told him the sticker was more 'sexy' than it was irritating or flattering, and you soon sent him another sticker, where he was diving face first with his legs spread and bottom out. miguel looked at it all baffled and flustered, where were you getting these photos...?
you asked him who he was spreading for, asking if it was you, while sending him an emoji with his back turned to the camera and his ginormous bottom in full view. miguel couldn't make out the text in the emoji and told you the text was too minute for him to read it. he also cleared up that he wasn't intentionally spreading his cheeks for anyone, he had just 'stumbled'. "sure ya did." lyla said as she appeared over miguel's shoulder with a smug grin on her face. "i really didn't, though." miguel said as lyla nodded slowly, her smug grin not leaving her face as miguel saw your next message. "because you wanted to spread your asscheeks for me, i didn't spread for anybody!" he screamed aloud in the confines of his office, pounding his fist on the arm of his computer chair as you sent the girl dinner emoji that was the very profile picture of the spider society's discord server.
miguel was heated in the face and heaving... oh, was there some unspoken feelings he was hiding about your little provocative words? maybe... he might sound like he wants out of the server immediately, but deep in his heart, he'd stay; even if you'd annoy the shit out of him with those damned emojis and stickers. they were irritating, yes, and maybe just the tiniest bit flattering in a twisted way for him. "wow, you're a masochist." lyla pointed out as miguel mumbled for her to shut up, but she was right as always.
tags !! @miguelswifey04 @binibinileonara @simsrandomstuff @luvstarrstruck @popeheywardssecretgf @meeom @arachnoia @melovetitties @ophanimgold @hisachuu @wreakingmarveloushavok
#miguel o'hara#miguel o'hara x reader#miguel o'hara x you#miguel o'hara x y/n#miguel o'hara fluff#miguel o'hara fanfiction#spiderman 2099#atsv#atsv miguel#atsv x reader#atsv x you#atsv x y/n#atsv fluff#atsv imagines#spiderverse#across the spiderverse#spiderman across the spiderverse#spiderman across the spiderverse x reader#spiderman across the spiderverse fluff
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maddie is such a basic white bitch name, but this blog was intended to be a throwaway with a basic icon so i guess it fits
"like the theological feature" i still read it as viled evil cunt, and you do try to act like an evil cunt (albeit a boring one) so like... i dont care about your personal connection to your username. also, apparently it was previously "evil tranny" so "evil cunt" lines up more
i'd rather ramble about 2016 youtubers because they made fun content. you on the other hand decide to post on tumblr random stuff that- again, no one will care about in a week
you dont deserve abuse, your father should rot in hell for hurting you, but that doesnt make you any less of an asshole and doesn't give an excuse to be abusive to other people and downplay other trauma (like emotional abuse, which you probably also have suffered through!)
also im not really trying to make you feel upset about being forgotten, more just stating a fact (because i have no emotional attachment to you besides "you really remind me of leafy trying to be cool and edgy and a lot of 2016 tumblr discourse"), and commenting on the fact that maybe you should change and be kinder because other people will also not care. because some stranger with no profile saying "u r not trans and do not have did" isn't gonna do shit. people arent asking literal 100% strangers opinions on whether they have a personal experience
maybe, idk, reblog some nature shit? tumblr's pretty famous for its gifsets and aesthetic posts, a lot of my actual main blogs are related to that stuff.
although, i think the best way to describe you (besides "someone who assumes they know better than everyone else even though they definitely do not have a medical degree in shit or fuck") is just... asshole. which is your own word for yourself.
i'm sure that would've been insulting if i knew who leafy was
#like i dont have a medical degree either but i dont go 'i know whos faking and whos not'#i also acknowledge peoples trauma#and dont say slurs#so thats like a few things thats better#also why would you tell me to call u a slur (the c slur) when i was calling you out for saying a similar slur (the r slur)#i think the r slur is a little more intense and can't really be reclaimed in the same way but like.#also the whole 'i wonder what drew you to me' comment is like#i have said it about 20 times already#you are hilarious! you remind me of those 2016 discourse blogs!#its like im 12 again!#except i wasnt 12 but that doesnt matter#its funny to say 12 to refer to me back then#like i have already seen this and been through realizing 'hey maybe i dont know better than other people'#and trusting the science and other beings on things like gender and systems and shit#and not insisting that i know other peoples experiences#except for when they do that first#then im like... u compensating for smth dear?#'oh u all r fakin did!! but not ME' how do i know you're not also a DID faker?#how do i know for sure you're not lying about the trauma?#i dont.#i straight up do not#you could be!#its my choice to trust you or not to trust you.#and to believe your trauma or to disbelieve it#n for ppl who are fakeclaimers its more likely they're compsensating for something#either bc they are faking themselves or they are terrified of being seen as fake and distance themselves from whom they deem to be fake.#i just have to figure out which you are#also one more thing: saying your username is based off a personal theological thing thats related to the devil is like...#the edge! so edgy!!#i called mine 'im just a faker i guess' cause thats how i feel reacting to these posts
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Dad Ego! with a child that’s a famous streamer and Ego entered their room to talk to them about something not knowing they were streaming and the chat goes wild bc that’s Ego mf Jinpachi, the guy who made Blue Lock and coached the team who won against Japan’s U-20 team. And the reader is like ‘yeah he’s my dad he made Blue Lock or whatever… 💀’
I LOVE EVERYTHING. ABOUT THIS REQUEST.
Requests open! - dad!Ego masterlist
Tags: gn!teenager!reader, Ego is a bit older because canonically he's not old enough to have a teenager kid, I love dad!Ego so much did you guys know that (I literally wrote more than 20 things about him)
-you never cared much about soccer, so Blue Lock has never been a big deal to you
-like sure, it's cool that your dad's dream is coming true, but for you, it became part of your daily life, and because you don't have any interest in soccer you never saw it as something worth mentioning to others
-you're a popular streamer in a specific video game niche. You're not much known outside of that, but in that niche pretty much everyone knows you
-Ego knows you're a streamer. At first, he thought it was kind of stupid but he realized it's a lot of fun for you, so he's very supportive of it
-one day, during a streaming event - which means you have more viewers than usual - your father just walks in to ask you something
-you're like "Uhh dad I'm streaming??" and he's just like "I don't care"" and goes on with what he was telling you and leaves when he's done
-your ENTIRE chat is freaking out with "WAS THAT JINPACHI EGO???" and you answer things like "You guys think there's egoist in my username for no reason???", "Yeah he made Blue Lock that's pretty cool I guess" and "STOP POINTING MY EYES OUT I KNOW THEY LOOK LIKE HIS YOU ONLY MENTION IT NOW BECAUSE YOU FOUND OUT HE'S MY DAD.................."
-it's actually pretty funny. Because your chat does NOT shut up about this. They keep asking why you never mentioned this because it's so cool and they want to know what it's like to have Ego as a father
-your viewers ask so many questions, you end up taking a short break from the event you were doing to answer at least a few of them
-this results in a lot of new inside jokes and memes. Expect your social media notifications to be full of tags and mentions when you check them
-your chat also keeps begging for you to get Ego on this stream or any other in the future, but you already know he would say no to that immediately
-after the stream, you tell Ego about how everyone freaked out after he walked in. He's a bit confused at first because, for some reason, he assumed you already mentioned that he's your father on your streams
#bllk#blue lock#bllk x reader#blue lock x reader#bllk x you#blue lock x you#blue lock headcanons#bllk headcanons#ego jinpachi#jinpachi ego#ego x reader#ego x you#ego jinpachi x reader#jinpachi ego x reader#ego jinpachi x you#jinpachi ego x you
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mi corazón mi alma mi amor !!!
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which their relationship is finally in the light.
or
for when you find your soulmate. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
social media au // carlos sainz x fem!reader
warnings - language
author's note - pretty big carlos fic coming soon!! i hope u like it, thank you for reading, i love you <3
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yourusername usually i don't like men but this one is ok
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username MOTHER?????
username NAHHH NOT MY WIFE TRYING TO SOFT LAUNCH A MAN
username the way i gasped and fell to the floor
username i NEED to see nando react to this like NOW
lewishamilton i thought you liked me??
-> charles_leclerc yeah y/n what is this.
-> pierregasly i'm heartbroken
-> maxverstappen1 truly disappointed
-> landonorris i see how it is :///
-> danielricciardo and here i was, thinking i was your favourite
-> yourusername i find u all equally annoying
username ATE SO HARD
username idc about him but can he fight????
username the way im in shambled rn
fernandoalo_official llamame ahora mismo ( call me right now )
-> yourusername mi teléfono está roto lo siento papá ( my phone is broken sorry papa )
username no bc if i was that dude i would be SHAKING like nando is so protective when it comes to y/n
username i would do ANYTHING to be a speck of dust near y/n and nando whenever they talk about this 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
username we can talk it out babe just come home ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
carmenmmundt missing you sweetheart 🫶🏼
-> yourusername u NEED to come and see me rn ❤️🩹
username it's one of the drivers i SWEAR
-> username nah bc nando would actually go crazy like
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carlossainz55 dias de verano y amor ( summer days and love )
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username HELP THE SECOND PICTURE????
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username god i am not your strongest soldier
username my parasocial relationship 💔💔💔
charles_leclerc hope you're both having fun!!
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username not to alarm anyone but that looks suspiciously like y/n alonso
-> username who
-> username y/n alonso????? founder of aesthete the brand????? fernando alonso's daughter????
-> username who asked
-> username damn leave my wife and our parasocial relationship alone y'all
landonorris tell her that her cat hates me
-> carlossainz55 tell her yourself???
-> landonorris can't bc i've been blocked since the day i called her cat "whatever pandora let out of her box"
-> carlossainz55 she says that she hopes that casserole bites you
-> landonorris wow.
-> username ISN'T Y/N'S CAT NAMED CASSEROLE????
-> username CARLOS EXPLAIN YOURSELF
-> username im just gonna ignore this for the sake of my sanity!
username not carlos exposing their relationship in the comments omg 😭😭😭
username somewhere right now a grandpa is pulling out his car to run over carlos
yourusername i like the view
-> carlossainz55 you did huh??
-> yourusername yeah the sea's pretty cool!!
username they're in love my lord
username not a driver snatching my girlfriend like the fuck.
fernandoalo_official carlos call me right now.
-> carlossainz55 uh
-> yourusername this is so funny
-> fernandoalo_official both of you actually, i'm setting up a zoom meeting.
username NOT A ZOOM MEETING TAKING PLACE
username NANDO'S ABOUT TO SQUARE UP WITH CARLOS OMG
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paddock.club formula one driver, carlos sainz jr. and y/n alonso, businesswoman, activist, philanthropist and model spark dating rumor after being seen together in monte carlo. these two were seen on alonso's yacht along with a few of their close friends including charles leclerc, pierre gasly, kika gomes and others. this is not the first time rumours flew about the pair as at the starting to this year's season, y/n was seen at the ferrari garage, a change from her usual spot with aston martin. we wonder what fernando alonso, y/n's father and a fellow driver of carlos thinks about this pair. click on the link in our bio to know everything we know about their relationship.
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username OH MY GOD
username no bc they'd be so cute together
username y/n lives to give her dad grey hairs and i love her for that
username im already in love with them hello????
username no bc the way they both talk about each other
-> username "he's like such a nice person that you can't help but feel comfortable around him and he's always making you laugh and making you smile and he can make your day better by just his presence and i love that about him"
-> username "she's like this ray this sunlight that everyone desperately needs, she's everything and im so grateful to know her cause she's truly a blessing"
username THEY'RE SO PRETTY
username alr sainz me and u mcdonald's parking lot. u need to pay for stealing my wife
username i would give ANYTHING to know of nando's reaction to this omg
username quick! everyone act shocked!
username we been knew 🥱🙄
username nando on a mission to kill carlos after seeing this like
username IM CRYING THEY'RE SO PARENTS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
username gone died dead deceased six feet under decomposed decaying
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yourusername mi corazón mi alma mi amor ( my heart my soul my love )
tagged carlossainz55
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username OH MY GOD
username i mean we knew but OSHAHAJAJAHAKA
username THE CAPTION IM DEAD.
username MY HEART MY SOUL MY LOVE
lewishamilton so glad the secret's out!! so happy for you guys 🤍🤍🤍
-> yourusername we love u lewis 🤍🤍🤍
username RUE WHEN WAS THIS ⁉️⁉️⁉️
username idk who to be more jealous of
charles_leclerc get a room
-> yourusername we ARE in a room and ur on the couch sir please move
-> username not charles being in their room 😭😭😭😭
username i need nando's reaction to this
username no bc the way im scared for carlos like
fernandoalo_official happy for you both ❤️ but tell carlos to remember what we talked about on zoom
-> yourusername im pretty sure u traumatized my bf
-> carlossainz55 i will never be recovering
-> username I CAN'T GET OVER THE FACT THAT NANDO SET UP A ZOOM MEETING FOR HIM AND THESE TWO
username my man really wifed up the only daughter of a fellow driver and then exposed their relationship and i respect that so much
lilymhe he better not be taking you away from me
-> yourusername im always yours gf
-> carlossainz55 oh
-> alex_albon well this is awkward!
username the caption has me on the floor and sobbing and crying my heart out
username HER INTERVIEW YESTERDAY WAS SO CUTE I DIED
-> username OH MY GOD I MISSED THAT WHAT HAPPENED
-> username basically the interviewer asked about her relationship status and instead of confirming or denying anything she just said "im in my happy place with someone who makes me the happiest and that's all i could ever ask for"
-> username STOP OH MY GOD
carlossainz55 el más afortunado de ser amado por ti ( the luckiest to be loved by you )
-> yourusername eres dueño de mi corazón ( you own my heart )
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carlossainz55 yes she stole my pancakes but it's okay cause she's REALLY beautiful
tagged yourusername
username the way BOTH of my parasocial relationships are in shambles rn like
username need someone to be my bf rn i swear i'll feed u cookie dough
username MOTHER OH MY GOD
username she's so pretty im
carmenmmundt the most gorgeous person 🤍
-> carlossainz55 i agree
username where can i get a carlos??? asking for a friend :)
username mother is mothering as always
username can u fight.
username SHE'S SO AHHSJSJSJSJKSSK
username just one chance pls 🙏🙏🙏
landonorris gross ❤️
-> carlossainz55 we don't care ❤️
username they're my parents your honour
username i just know that nando regrets introducing these two
username someone a man is having a breakdown over his daughter dating his colleague ⁉️⁉️⁉️
username they're such a GORGEOUS couple like
danielricciardo when u smack the shit out of me for eating your food :///
-> carlossainz55 she's an exception of course
-> yourusername my love ❤️
-> danielricciardo brb need to throw up
username the difference in their captions is WILD
username LITERAL PARENTS
fernandoalo_official one wrong step and she'll be using a brush to sweep you off the ground
-> carlossainz55 noted
-> yourusername papá stop threatening my boyfriend
-> carlossainz55 boyfriend 😏😏😏😏😏🔥🔥🔥🔥😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
-> charles_leclerc what the fuck is he doing?
-> yourusername he does this every time i call him my bf, it'll pass
username carlos is down SO bad and it's SO understandable bc i would be too if y/n was my gf
username pretty gf 🤝 obsessed bf
yourusername i hate u for choosing the second picture
-> carlossainz55 you hate me huh? that's not what you said last night
-> landonorris just gonna leave now fernandoalo_official
-> yourusername NORRIS
-> fernandoalo_official sainz run.
#f1 x female reader#f1 x reader#social media au#fake instagram imagines#f1 imagines#carlos sainz x you#carlos sainz x y/n#carlos sainz imagine#carlos sainz x reader#carlos sainz x fem!reader#carlos sainz x female reader#carlos sainz imagines#carlos sainz au
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