#it would be fun to be some other creature but like. idk. i think im too attached to the bloody mortality of my own humanity.

[losver07]

eyyy dw there's not a "late" for answering things :)

thanks for the luck<3 i've decided that i'm going to repeat this year and take it easy cause my brain cannot cut it anymore lmao

also the "i hate vampires theyre so evil" is so funny jxbckdbsk

"what am i drinking? oh, just lil potion not to turn into a beast. it's a full moon, ya know? i'm fucking kidding gilderoy, it's for my fucking knee alright? yeah cause of the limp you won't stop asking about. fucking prick."

i think The People™ are going to label this as their fave book from now on ngl

fuck em honestly, they're together again. (they might not be tomorrow tho, it's a russian roulette). oh and yes she tries to give me feminist speeches and im like..... okay but you're the opposite of that. okay but people don't transition to "steal your rights". okay but if me shaving is social pressure, where do your blonde highlights come from? idk she's a hypocrite but she puts up w my dad as a divine punishment so there's that

uuuu matt groening is the guy who made the simpsons!! (and more stuff, but im guessing you know the simpsons)

mine are gold gold :) actually fun fact my best friends little sister copied my glasses when she had to get ones (shes such a cutie i love herrr)

oh yeah i've been learning a bit abt genocide and uhhh she's definitely trying to start one and she's sort of succeeding at a minor scale, cause she (and other people like her) are demonising and villianising a group of people and making the rest of the population set them apart, like labeling them right away just for who they are. idk in my humble opinion we should go to her house mansion whatever with torches and pitchforks and burn the w(b)itch

uuuu that explains why this week my head is empty. hope the kid is having fun at yours

shes the most adorable living creature on earth 😭😭

oh yeah i get that, last year i had to learn like?? four diff poems/monologues??? in a week?? i don't even make scenic arts it was for my lit class bro. now there's a whole emily dickinson poem stuck in my brain forever (not complaining tho)

I HAVENT LISTENED TO ITTT😭😭 you know what ima do that as soon as i post this!!!

oh yeah very true, some things just stop clicking. im working on a band au now tho and im having fun so that's neat :)

that. is. so. cool. i think my neighborhood mascot would be the fucking garbage truck man

waitwaitwait there's a thespian fest?? like??? wow okay didnt know that. and omg i used to collect feathers as a kid too (we lived near a garden centre and they had peacocks n stuff) but uhhh we moved and my mum threw them all. in hindsight it was probably not sanitary lmao. anyway yeah i love my lil crystal collection :) and my pins n stickers too :))

yeaaa actually he got me an ammonites ring yesterday (he felt bad cause im depressed 😋) so that's cool too (every time he feels bad he gets me fossils jewellery idk it's a long story lmao)

that sounds weird?? but so cool???? honestly i think most of my mental health stuff comes from seeing images in my brain so at least you won't be getting that. oh and i could not function without a monologue. i think it's the only reason why im good with languages tbh (i couldn't be talking to you rn if the lil voice didn't pronounce the words for me. fuck english phonetics so much)

i can't sell you one at a distance but i'm sending you good vibes instead :) and yeah uhh i will never forget that fateful day

nope, i have two mother tongues, so spanish and basque :) tho at this point i think im better at english than basque tbf and it pisses me off a bit :(

also mandarin???? a friend of mine has been studying it for like 10 years bro why is it so complicated?? 😭😭

YESSSS cute bird pics 😭<3

oh true, i think there's something in the hellsite's water tbh

"my child is fine" ma'am your child prioritises memorising every single full moon that happened in 1975 over their schoolwork

[asmodeusamaryllis]

Honestly despite being f2p player I honestly just thinking fuck the 300 primos I'm not that desperate for it actually

[avephelis]

if there's one thing about me is that i will treat humans with as much whimsy and awe as other fantasy races and beasts forever

[larrythefloridaman]

okay i fully dont think this one would ever happen for several reasons even as an enjoyer of this ship but please indulge me it was fun to draw and so deeply funny to think about

fankids are funny. anyway her name is Present

[galacticghoste]

OK HERE ME OUT MARIA AS A LADY OF THE LAKE

she can be a mother like figure to him

im a just dump all my knowlage here it's long have fun

Shadow will be raised by her since doing some research a while back I came to find out that Sir Lancelot was raised by the lady of the lake.

Some iterations he's kidnapped or was just taken bc they lost their parents or something so dudes an orphan some mention being raised in the fay lands, and that sounds SO FUCKING INTERSTING.

So i decided to change it up a bit since there is multiple ladys of the lake in fokelore and im a sucker for fantasy

i played around with the fact that the lady of the Lake in the story lancolot is from gose by many names depending on the iteration so in this world theres multiple and one is named Vivian

Amy will still be a lady of the lake Nimue just not the one who raised Shadow, she can by a lady of the lake in training when lance was with Vivian.

also the lady of the lake shall be a fay enchantres whatever.

maybe they crossed path before as childern hehe

image lil Nimue and lil Lanc ahhh

Soooooo i may have added more since I CAN NOT bring myself to make shadow just a reguler guy bro is the ulimate life form and im sticking to those roots

IM MAKEING HIM A CHANGLING HEHEHE MEANING HES NOT EVEN THE TRUE LANCOLOT THE DUDE IS DEAD way before he meet vivian.

Since in fokelore fay or some other magical creatures would sometimes switch human babys with their own so thats what happens to lanc he's a changling who his father black doom switched a birth with the help of Gerold (idk what to change his name to) he will be a fae too.

The deal was with shadow in the throne they could use him as a puppet to do things in favor of the fae.

But things would not go as planed and so kingdom gone now and gerold is left with this changling baby who he put in inhibitor on to keep im from turning to his fae form.

So Vivian (Maria) had no idea he wasnt even the true Lancolot

Gerold just said to keep those on saying hes a cursed child. Vivian still loved him like a son nonethless rasing him to become a knight.

But one day things go south when Lanc picked a fight with some near by village kids when Vivian brought him to the human realm to still remain familer to what she thinks are his roots.

One thing led to another that village kid happen to be the child of the leader of the town who at the time would blam almost eveything on witch craft or the devil soooo yeah he dont like fae and they knew Vivian was his mother/ care taker so they belived he must be cursed so the plan was to kill both Lanc and Vivian but yeah that didn't exactly happen so they kill Vivian who left an opeing for Lanc to esccpe

She did this by pushing him to a fae circle (since in old tales they say they can be portals and whatever)

He escaped but he never saw her again he knew she was dead...

He live alone for a bit befor befriended some other orphan kids who were thieves one being Rouge the bat

yada yada yad some of the events of black knight later shadow is now a adult with vage mermories of his past he dosent even remember being rased in the fae realm just that Vivian was his caretaker and that she died Visting her lake as an adult is all dried out but people of the village have lighten up now and speak of a lady of the lake near by so shadow heads over seeking answers since his inhibortor rings are no longer being very helpful in holding back his "curse"

He belives maybe this Nimue can help him find a way to cure his "curse"

This was actually fun to write :D

[nerdykorgi]

good evenin wittefandom, still alive i hope lol?

anyways here some food for you guys. (Refs of Caleb and Evelyn, i still have to fix Philips o<-<)

Completely free to use but was basically based on as accurate as i could... basically assume. I took some creative liberties as well ut you know, like how I gave Eve heterochromia because there is actually a good chance her eyes arnt golden like eda's (take lillith's or Gwendolyn's for say) We dont even know if her hair is actually red or not it could be brown but that disturbs me for some reason lol ive just imagined her with red hair for sooo long

But heres some headcanon ones for fun!!

Creature Feature Core. Had fun just messing around with ideas. I redesigned dove logo on the rebus box and made into like a family crest.

Other things to note:

I hc that she is an avid "beastkeeper" esque witch and wanted to study the mysterious fauna of the fabled human realm, so she created her own portal to it.

I dont know who came up with this idea but I liked the idea of her being half demon or demon-like.

I think shes really good at illusion magic, in S2E1 Masha talks of how she gave Caleb "visions" of a starge world, so perhaps she teased him with illusions of the isles before actually taking him there. I also think Illusions combined with beastkeeping could equal shapeshifting?? idk maybe im reaching but I LOVE shapeshifter characters so maybe im biased...

The feathers in her skirt are cardinal, bluejay, and goldfinch hehe... and the one in her hair is a barn owl feather and its supposed to represent Caleb <3

Lastly I forgot to change this but I like how each witch almost has a certain color for their magic, even if its not for a specific type. I like to think hers would be a magenta-red color, like the fire magic she was using in one of the Hollow Mind portraits.

EVERYDAY THIS BITCH GOES FURTHER AND FURTHER DOWN THE HEADCANNON TO OC PIPELINE!!

Mr. Haunting The Narrative himself :D

Stupid idiot, I love him lol. I also played alot with the CSP brushes lol.

Anyways, the jewlery he has, like the cross and the rings were both from his parents that he kept and no i was not aware that puritans actually DO NOT like using the cross so lets just say he kept it hidden.

He is missing his left ring finger because he had a lot of oopsies while carving in the beginning, hes gotten really good at it though.

He is tired as hell but keeps on trucking on lol

I also rolled down his sleeves because what if he had those cool ruffle sleeves. (yes i know they were poor, shush its cool :,) )

Lastly, the feather in his hair is red-tailed hawk feather and it reminds him of his witch wife.

STY FOR YAPPING HERES A FLAPJACK AS AN APOLOGY

Yapping on last time- I wanted to give him a more creative design. I mean some cardinals ARE yellow after all... I like how Flap's crest is stuck perked throughout the show so techinically he's just chronically pissed off because correct me if im wrong they mostly have their crest up to either show off to mates or be agrresive little shits. Anyways, he is their son, you cant tell me otherwise.

[flowersandmiel]

I've finally met Hunted during his main chapter The Beast (I'd only met him during The Eye of the Needle and the chapters where they're all here) AND OMG I LOVE HIM SM??

Not judging or anything (/gen), but I'd only seen him be characterized in fics with this sort of "overwhelmed and animalistic anxiety" in fics, instead of what I would describe as a "hypervigilant and quick-thinking survival-driven fear" during the Eye of the Needle. And it just kinda confused me bc like, how could he act so different in Eye of needle compared to the Beast and Den?? But that's the thing, he doesn't, the fic just weren't accurate /nm (i still loved those fics btw /gen)

it just reminds me of this post about Paranoid i reposted not long ago about how fandom tends to stick to one character trait of a character and overly exaggerate it to the point it's almost mischaracterizing said character.

and it also reminds me of another character from another fandom who's a bird-like creature too, and they both get mischaracterized in that similar sort of dehumanizing way?

I'm not sure how to explain but i'll try

Basically, It's just so obvious that the author loves the fact that the character is bird-like, that they do not realise that they're kinda 'feti$hising' them??

And like, i've got nothing about letting a half-human half-animal character lean into their animal instincts, but I find it strange how many people do not realise the way they write it is just not believable at all. You can have a character lean into their bird side without having them be dehumanized and infantilized by the narrative. They're not an animal, they're part animal.

Idk, maybe it's because I grew up being dehumanised and infantilised, but if I was part animal/part human, and that i needed to let myself lean into my instincts, I wouldn't take well being treated by my friends as if I'm only an animal???? Or called 'birdie' or shit like that??? Like, i know i don't like pet names in general, but i can't be the only one who find calling a half bird half human character 'birdie' kinda weird?? I'm sure most mean it in a very sweet way btw, but i always think that if i was a half cat half human, and i was called 'catgirl' or 'kitty', i wouldn't take it well lmao?? even as teasing???

Kinda reminds me of how dehumanized and infantilized disabled people are. Having "animalistic behaviors" does not make one less human. idk how else to say it.

I'm not sure I'm making any sense, i've seen nobody talk about this and it makes me feel kinda lonely ngl x,)

I just needed to ramble a bit about it, it's not an "issue" only related to STP btw, which is why im talking about it actually xP it's weird how many fandoms i've seen this phenomenon in. I know many people only create art for fun and simply do not care about believability, and they have every right to do so, but sometimes i think that some people just genuinely do not think about it because nobody talks about it!! I'm only sharing this in hope that I can make authors self-reflect a bit so they can write "better" :)

Just, remember please. You're writing characters with consciousness. They're not animals, they're not birds, they're not just their instincts, they're not just their wings. Even while being chased, Hunted isn't nothing more than his instincts, he's clever, a quick-thinker, observant, worried, has good reflexes, takes risks, his voice is soft, maybe he'd even be delicate if he wasn't being chased! and many others! He's more than his name, than his title, than his instincts. He's not just a prey, he's a Voice, created to help us survive and out of fear of the Princess.

(btw im not using examples i've seen in fics bc i think it'd be rude af to do that.)(i've still mostly enjoyed the fics i've read that had this problems btw <3, i just couldn't get it out of my head and i hate that i see nobody speaking about it so, here i am ig!)

[fear-less]

Ok so I have a request///Sirius black x reader but reader is just really weird not like Luna lovegood type of weird cuz Luna love good it's like whimsical still weird but whimsical vibes but like reader it's kind of like mad Hatter vibes like for example show randomly start carrying a frog around on her head or she'll be in a conversation and randomly space out and then start talking about something completely off topic and really random Wonderland vibes so pretty much she's just really weird lol

₊˚⊹˚ 𐙚 puff

paring: sirius black x f!reader

➥ In which,Sirius Black finds himself captivated by the wonderfully eccentric (and slightly chaotic) reader, whose spontaneous, Wonderland-inspired ramblings and unexpected frog companion lead them on a whimsical adventure that’s as unpredictable as it is charming.

warnings: reader is a gryffindor (not mentioned but yeah), fluff ofc, whole lotta nonsense, reader is a #yapper, idk anything else..

a/n: this was way too fun to write, I love weird!reader sm bc lowkey... im the same way. cooked this up in like 2 hours.. ijbol🙏

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Sirius Black leaned against the wall, in front of the potions class as class had ended merely ten minutes ago,  his arms crossed and a smirk playing on his lips. He had been watching you for the last 5 minutes, not even paying attention to whatever James was telling him, trying to figure out exactly what you were doing.

You had just wandered in, miss matched shoes, with a small frog sitting happily atop your messy hair. The creature seemed to be perfectly content, its little legs dangling over your ear like a charming, offbeat accessory. You hummed a random tune to yourself, oblivious to the stares you were attracting.

"Is... is that a frog?" James Potter asked, looking over to Sirius.

"Yes, yes it is," Sirius replied, amused, his eyebrow raised. "And I’m starting to think it’s not the weirdest thing about her."

Although you two had talked no more than a few words to each other since first year, he had somewhat cared for you, maybe it was because he was the odd one out in his family and you're just the odd one out in the whole school..

You skipped over to the door where Sirius and James were currently standing, still humming your odd tune, and made your way into the class. The frog gave a tiny croak in response. Sirius shook his head, trying not to smile at your quirky nature.

He'd never quite figured you out. Not that he minded. In fact, he loved that about you.

The last time he’d tried to have a serious conversation with you, you’d abruptly gone off on a tangent about whether or not trees would prefer if humans walked on all fours, and if so, what kind of shoes they would wear. He had no idea how to respond. But that was you—weird. Completely unpredictable, like a puzzle with no instructions.

James and Sirius soon left when more and more people started entering the class. They made their way to the common room since they had a free period, which surprisingly was also their last class of the day. 

An hour and a half later, you made your way to the common room and danced your way to the couch,a couch near where he and James were sitting,  catching Sirius' gaze. Something about the way you stared at the fire, entranced, made him curious. He sauntered over to where you sat, leaning down to catch your eye.

"Hey, Y/N," Sirius said, his voice soft, "you good?"

You blinked up at him, your wide eyes almost glassy, as though you had just been pulled out of some distant, far-off dream.

"Oh, yes, of course!" you said, suddenly animated. "Did you know that turtles are like the original time travelers? I read somewhere that they can live for centuries, so... maybe they’ve seen things, you know? Like, really ancient things. What if they hold the secrets of the universe in their shells? Maybe we just need to ask them. Or—" You paused, looking at the frog, "—maybe this one has seen something, too. He looks wise. I trust him."

Sirius blinked a few times, unsure whether to laugh or just stare in disbelief. You were completely off the rails, but there was something endearing about it.

"You’ve got a lot of theories, don’t you?" he remarked, sitting down next to you.

You beamed, excited to have caught his attention. "Oh, Sirius! Theories are what make the world go round, don’t you think? Like, imagine if gravity was actually just a really strong magnet and the Earth was stuck to it like a fridge magnet!" You suddenly flung your arms out, almost hitting him in the process, but he ducked just in time.

"Careful, I don’t want to become the fridge magnet," Sirius teased, his lips curling into a grin.

"Of course not!" you giggled, your voice bright and airy. "You’re much too handsome to be a fridge magnet. I’d probably put you on the outside, though—just so I could look at you all the time, y’know?"

Sirius chuckled, but there was a softness in his gaze as he looked at you, the girl who could suddenly start rambling about frogs, turtles, or magnets at any given moment, and yet still manage to draw him in.

"You’re impossible," he said, but there was no real malice in his voice. It was affection, the way someone would say, “You’re so frustrating, but I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

You tilted your head and grinned, that spark of mischief lighting up your eyes. "And you’re very charming for someone who doesn't seem to understand the power of a well-placed frog."

Sirius raised an eyebrow, clearly intrigued. "A frog, huh? Well, tell me, what’s its power?"

You glanced up at the frog on your head and nodded solemnly. "It’s the Guardian of Puddles. In every puddle it rests upon, it can create a tiny world, where everything is upside down. But only if the moon is full."

ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ

Sirius Black leaned against the wall of the Gryffindor common room, his arms crossed and a smirk playing on his lips. He had been watching you for the last ten minutes, trying to figure out exactly what you were doing.

You had just wandered in, barefoot, with a small frog sitting happily atop your messy hair. The creature seemed to be perfectly content, its little legs dangling over your ear like a charming, offbeat accessory. You hummed a random tune to yourself, oblivious to the stares you were attracting.

"Is... is that a frog?" James Potter asked, looking over to Sirius.

"Yes, yes it is," Sirius replied, amused, his eyebrow raised. "And I’m starting to think it’s not the weirdest thing about her."

You danced over to the couch, still humming your odd tune, and plopped down with a soft plop. The frog gave a tiny croak in response. Sirius shook his head, trying not to smile at your quirky nature.

He'd never quite figured you out. Not that he minded. In fact, he loved that about you.

The last time he’d tried to have a serious conversation with you, you’d abruptly gone off on a tangent about whether or not trees would prefer if humans walked on all fours, and if so, what kind of shoes they would wear. He had no idea how to respond. But that was you—weird. Completely unpredictable, like a puzzle with no instructions.

Today, though, something about the way you stared at the fire, entranced, made him curious. He sauntered over to where you sat, leaning down to catch your eye.

"Hey, [Y/N]," Sirius said, his voice soft, "you good?"

You blinked up at him, your wide eyes almost glassy, as though you had just been pulled out of some distant, far-off dream.

"Oh, yes, of course!" you said, suddenly animated. "Did you know that turtles are like the original time travelers? I read somewhere that they can live for centuries, so... maybe they’ve seen things, you know? Like, really ancient things. What if they hold the secrets of the universe in their shells? Maybe we just need to ask them. Or—" You paused, looking at the frog, "—maybe this one has seen something, too. He looks wise. I trust him."

Sirius blinked a few times, unsure whether to laugh or just stare in disbelief. You were completely off the rails, but there was something endearing about it.

"You’ve got a lot of theories, don’t you?" he remarked, sitting down next to you.

You beamed, excited to have caught his attention. "Oh, Sirius! Theories are what make the world go round, don’t you think? Like, imagine if gravity was actually just a really strong magnet and the Earth was stuck to it like a fridge magnet!" You suddenly flung your arms out, almost hitting him in the process, but he ducked just in time.

"Careful, I don’t want to become the fridge magnet," Sirius teased, his lips curling into a grin.

"Of course not!" you giggled, your voice bright and airy. "You’re much too handsome to be a fridge magnet. I’d probably put you on the outside, though—just so I could look at you all the time, y’know?"

Sirius chuckled, but there was a softness in his gaze as he looked at you, the girl who could suddenly start rambling about frogs, turtles, or magnets at any given moment, and yet still manage to draw him in.

"You’re impossible," he said, but there was no real malice in his voice. It was affection, the way someone would say, “You’re so frustrating, but I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

You tilted your head and grinned, that spark of mischief lighting up your eyes. "And you’re very charming for someone who doesn't seem to understand the power of a well-placed frog."

Sirius raised an eyebrow, clearly intrigued. "A frog, huh? Well, tell me, what’s its power?"

You glanced up at the frog on your head and nodded solemnly. "It’s the Guardian of Puddles. In every puddle it rests upon, it can create a tiny world, where everything is upside down. But only if the moon is full."

"Right," Sirius said with a dramatic nod. "So what are we waiting for, then? We should find the next puddle, moon or not."

"Exactly!" you exclaimed, suddenly standing up and nearly tripping over your own feet. The frog wobbled a bit but managed to hang on. "We must go! The universe needs us."

Sirius laughed, shaking his head in disbelief. "You’re completely mad. But I wouldn’t have you any other way."

You looked back at him, wide-eyed and playful. "Mad? Oh, I’m not mad at all, Sirius. I’m simply tuned to the rhythm of a different drum. It’s much more fun this way, don’t you think?"

He watched you for a moment, and then, without missing a beat, said, "Maybe I’ll start carrying around a frog too. You know, for balance."

You gave him a look of approval. "Good idea. We'll form a secret society of frog-bearers. We’ll rule the world, one puddle at a time."

Sirius just smiled, content. "Sounds perfect, puff."

[thatdeadaquarius]

Okay so-- i was reading some sagau posts and came across this one where the reader was an army vet and my brain just Did Its Thing--

So now I'm here to inflict this on to you--

Would guns be considered as catalysts. And would they only do Phys Damage.

Me reading this ask:

😶 😐 🤨 🧐 🧐 😰 🥲 😭😭😭 💀

STOP YOU'VE INFLICTED ME WITH PSYCHOLOGICAL DMG FROM THIS ASK 😭

(Also srry took so long to respond, when i didnt realize how short this was/was just sitting over here 😓)

^ For the sake of gun imagery being a lot/maybe staff might hate me for it,

we'll put this gay shit instead (i almost mispelled to "gay shot" lmao)

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Sun: Army Veteran Reader, Gender neutral Reader (you/they/them)

Orbit: SHORT Headcanons

Stars: everybody bc i think itd be funny

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: gun stuff, mild violence, mild cursing & Trigger Warnings: Gun fun everywhere

THIS ASK HAS ME GIGGLING TO MYSELF LIKE A MANIAC

You're out here having a whole gun they let you take for off-base

And u ofc have a license so u can conceal carry

(idk how non-american gun laws work, but tbh ours are so fucked idk how they work here either, just that an army guy i knew once could have his gun when he got back home)

And ofc ur just paranoid enough (more like it just makes u feel safe)

That when u get yoinked into a portal to a silly little brightly colored gacha game fantasy world, the gun comes with 💀

Id like to add in my silly little "ur in a video game, so video game rules" AU version of genshin so:

The only other gun (ish) wielder (Mika) has unlimited bolts

Sooo I'd think your gun would be the same jfc lol

NO BC YOUD SCARE THE ACTUAL SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE IN UR VICINITY IN A BATTLE

BC GUNSHOTS ARE A DIFFERENT TYPE OF LOUD

When u first stumble into abyss monsters/hostile creatures of the realm, u nearly scare off a Lawlachurl bc every shot's like thunder to these bitches😭

So not only the monsters but the vision holders think u fucking summoned lightning

OMG THE BULLETS ARE SO FAST THEYD PROBABLY NOT SEE IT

ESP BC DISTRACTED BY GUNSHOT LOUDNESS

SO U AIM THIS LITTLE BLACK CROSSBOW (???) AND THINGS JUST DIE (OR GET RIDDLED WITH HOLES) WITH NO CLEAR ARROW STICKING OUT

STOPP- you're becoming a witchy god or smth to all of Teyvat bc it just looks like hella high level magic atp to them LMAOOO

Rumors of you get out of hand and say u just point or snap ur fingers and things get wounded/just die on the spot 💀

Oh another difference between Teyvatians seeing ur gun vs. crossbow (what they know)

Is that guns are wayyyy more destructive

Like an arrow would get shot but it'd bounce off of things like rock or wood or metal, maybe dent a little depending on how close

But a bullet goes thru that shit so easy, and leaves a whole little explosion behind, once again depending on range

(I once saw a Mythbusters episode? of them proving bullets would definitely go thru car doors, like movies lied to u, this is why drive-bys acc work like for gangs)

Lmao, the image of you in like full armor with a Teyvat made automatic gun after showing it to blacksmiths

Makes u just more convincing as a god, esp bc military training

(Ppl like Gorou and Kokomi begging for military tactics/training ur world has done)

...

....Ok.

I'll address it.

But only so u dont think im stupid later.

Yes, the Fatui have guns.

No, this not the same as having a glock LMAO

End of story.

(Also, urs runs on bullets, whereas the Fatui rely on magic/delusions to power theirs, plus they dont seem as fast or destructive as urs, more "explosions aimed at you" than real bullets)

Which,,, u leave the managing of ppl copying ur gun to ppl like the Qixing or smth, but make sure to give them advice on good gun laws if teyvat accidentally revolutionizes bc of ur advanced gun that anybody can wield (non-vision users)

Thats the best ive got abt that

Oh, also enjoy being praised as a War god now.

:)

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... dammit i had smth i was gonna tell u guys-

Uh what tf was it, it was important

OH

Next post is the Eldritch God Oneshot! Look out for it :) !!

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Safe Travels Kid,

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[ofsunnydays-and-moonlitnights]

DCA Roleplay!

It has been decided that I will be doing a little roleplay here with the Daycare attendant.

If you'd like to join in here are a few rules:

Keep it SFW please. About PG or 12 would be preferable.

Please be respectful to me, others and to the characters.

Please don't swear, use ,#&@?× or something if you have to thanks

Keep all DCA rp to this Blog (@ofsunnydays-and-moonlitnights)

DM me about planning our rp first, if you can't DM a message in the comments of this post will do.

Anon? if you'd like to rp as an anon I ask that you use a symbol, emoji or nickname to sign every ask you send so i can keep track, we can also do our planning via ask if you'd like to stay completely anonymous.

What can we rp?

Well I'm up for most ideas if they stick to the previously stated rules (which are subject to change).

You may rp a Romantic or Platonic story line with either and or Sun and Moon. Yes either or both Sun and Moon. If you would really like to rp with Eclipse you can ask and we can discuss it but I haven't quite figured out his personality yet so I don't think it will work as well.

Scenarios-

Unless stated otherwise in the next few scenario ideas, Sun and Moon can be either 1 robot together or 2 separate robots.

Here are some ideas to rp I have but you are not limited to them your own ideas are welcome.

The Daycare rp. which Is simply the boiz at the daycare doing their job, you can work at the pizza plex ar well whatever you like.

Teacher AU. I have a teacher au where Sun and Moon are teachers we can play with this idea via rp if you'd like, you can be a fellow teacher or a parent (prefurably a single parent for a romanic story please) if you wish but obz no teacher/student relationships here thx.

Mermaid AU. I have a Mer-creature AU we can explore with rp. you can be a marine biologist at Cove Aquarium and Research, or a mer yourself, or a random person that finds a mer, your choice. (sun and moon must be separate entities in this au)

Post-Apocalypse AU. In this au the world has gone through a nucular apocalypse (Think the game Shaltered.)

Mob/Spy AU. this au is underdeveloped but Sun is a Spy and Moon is a Mob boss so we can rp with that if you'd like.

Space AU. You're on a space station? this idea is also underdeveloped but we can figure it out. ^-^

Farm au. I have a very rough idea about a stardew au with the bois if you fancy.

Fantasy au? no ideas really on this one just throwing ideas at you lol. maybe their bards? i mean they could legit just be court jesters lol idk might be fun.

Those are the ideas I have rn (most based of fics im writing)... if you want to rp something else feel free to ask I'll probably be up for it. I'm up for bakery au's or hero au's, any and all troupes are welcome. Pretty much anything you fancy just ask.

DMs and asks are open.

Let the rp madness begin.

[moonlit-dreamers]

Can you rate all Eclipse ships?

*rubs my grubby hands together* i abso-fuckin-lutely can

the lower they go doesnt mean "i despise it" (unless specified) its just that i dont find it interesting/dont personally ship it/never think about it. this also wont include poly ships bc then i just Wouldnt Stop. btw im not gonna edit this so if some shit is typed wrong then uh . sucks ig hjgfjhfh

eclipse/solar - 10/10 - nothing could be better than this. this is my otp above sun/eclipse. nothing can be improved upon bc it is perfect. learning to love urself by loving another version of urself? SIGN 💥 ME 💥 UP 💥

eclipse/sun - 10/10 - second thing i ever shipped (first was sun/solar <3) and its stuck with me ever since. enemies to lovers. wonderful. scrumptious

lord eclipse/sunvant - 10/10 i say this counts to be added to the list bc i fucking can. theyre also my otp. toxic codependency. sunvant having pure blind devotion to lord eclipse despite everything hes done to hurt him? GHOD

eclipse/sunbeam - 8/10 - grumpy cat x golden retriever. or maybe a yorkie with how much sun yaps ghdfghfgh. he'd probably act so fucking annoyed with how much sunbeam yaps but in reality he actually pays attention to all of it bc despite how little of it makes sense its actually entertaining

eclipse/moonshine - 8/10 - theyre nerds that kiss each other. they work on games and random projects together. theyre wonderful

eclipse/ruin - 8/10 - okay im actually writing these out of order and i was almost done THEN FUCKING FORGOT THIS. toxic yaoi at its finest. while ruin is still forcing eclipse to work for him he gets Silly™️ and just goes "i can do whatever i want and nobody will stop me" and ofc he does. if that includes torture or messing with him until his mind breaks then thats up to you. would this be accurate to canon ruin? absolutely not. do i care? fuck no <3

eclipse/dark sun - 7/10 - ADDING THIS IN EDITING BC I WAS FUCKING STUPID AND FORGOT THEM OTL. this the good shit. toxic yaoi. i have thoughts but theyre all gone rn idk wtf happened to them so imagine i made a shitty summary of a fucked up scenario

eclipse/old moon - 7/10 - gwuh creator/creation beloved. idk man. it could either be healing and fluff or angst and toxic. you pick <3

eclipse/solarflare - 7/10 - again. creator/creation. im unwell. AND YET ANOTHER COULD BE TOXIC OR FLUFFY. me thinks onesided pining from sf while eclipse is either oblivious or ignores it would be fun. OR they both use it as a chance to explore bc why not :3

eclipse/earth - 6/10 - not my favorite but its good for fluffy shit. idk why but every time i decide to doodle eclipse being flustered its always with earth. she just appears and makes it her job. idk what to do my hands just move on their own

eclipse/nexus - 5/10 - lower than old moon bc i just dont find it as interesting

eclipse/lunar - 5/10 - personally not that interested in it. but if you bring it up in the middle of a conversation another alter WILL come running over. he responds to it faster than his own damn name. ask him and he'd start going OFF.

eclipse/ballora - 4/10 never think about it but it could be fun

eclipse/bloodmoon - 4/10 - think it could be fun. again, could be toxic or fluffy.

eclipse/killcode - 4/10 - yet another "good ship but not personally interested". tho i think it could be fun. giant soft monster x angry small creature

eclipse/puppet - 3/10 - i like it more than puppet/foxy but thats only bc its eclipse added. i just. i dont like puppet. shes getting better but for a while she was SO annoying to me and i just. my opinion is tainted 😔

eclipse/vincent - 2/10 - i can see it? maybe? who fuckin knows lol

eclipse/anyone else - 1/10 - im just lumping everyone else into one thing so i dont go on forever. basically just the "never thought about it and probably wont continue thinking about it" ships

[ladyofthebookcase]

watcher regions tierlist but it's only the ones i've been to so far (the ones excluded are Daemon (??) and UE which i have on the map but haven't been able to find yet somehow)

yap ⬇️

ancient urban: god how beautiful. even when i had only been to the lower area where the flooded subway tunnels and rats are, it was still one of my favourites because it's just so beautiful, simple, and peaceful. but then i got to the upper area and well. Well,

cold storage: i LOVE a good horror mystery what can i say. hate the rot lizards but in a good way. it reminds me a lot of preservatory ehehehehe

desolate tract: SOOO WEIRD i love it. it's not got much to it but it doesn't need to have a lot to be good. honestly a lot of my reasoning for putting it in that tier is that i really like the slop beasts lol. the layout of it is also super fun.

signal spires: I LOVE SKY ISLANDS AND THIS IS LIKE BIGGER + BETTER SKY ISLANDS. the sky whales???? AUGH. amazing. incredible. those wind chime trees are so cool... the color palette is gorgeous... the threat theme is a sundown... and the iterators in the background when you get to the top are very loreful. 10/10.

coral caves: should have been s tier but i fear the barnacles do make it lose an entire tier i hate those things. other than that i love it although i do miss the poliwog lizards :( and it feels a lot smaller than i remember it being

heat ducts: SOOO COOL i love the iteratorish aesthetic and the cool new creatures. those living pipe things are extremely gross and im a big fan. ough they kill me.

rusted wrecks: a bit confusing to navigate but i love it and the threat theme is peak

shrouded coast: a nice break from the greater horrors of the campaign! the name and threat theme make me Theorize...

verdant waterways: i love green i love water. bit one note tho.

badlands: PLEASEEEE GET RID OF THE CICADAS OR GIVE ME MORE TIME TO GET PAST THEM DAWG I CANT GET ANYWHEREEEE. i like the gimmick of having to cover yourself in slop to get around but there isn't enough slop especially at those long sections and WHY CAN THE CICADAS SEE YOU WHEN YOU'RE INVISIBLE. i think they need to be fixed and then the region would be much better but also i miss old badlands. why does it have the same name when there are virtually no similarities to the modded region :( what did they do to my boy :(

fetid glen: again i wish this one could be higher up too but those awful mushroom lizards lower it. their ai seems kinda wonky and im not sure how they can kill you?? drug overdose ig??? it is also pretty hard to tell foreground and background apart in some rooms and some of the areas are really confusing like that big shaft that goes into the ground with a pipe on the side that's impossible to get into.

outer rim: cool region but im not really sure what's going on and it's a lot of walking (and some of those height sections are diabolical they made me feel a bit sick /negative) however i fucking love the throne oughh it scare me. those karma flower clusters feel so unbelievably ominous for something that should be a relief. i am kissing the devs on the mouth.

stormy coast: it's cool. kinda one-note. i was hoping for more tbh.

sunlit port: i have lkiterally been in this region for five minutes so idk

torrid desert: love it but it suffers from the same problem as stormy coast, nd would benefit from some slop beasts maybe

turbulent pump: kinda same again, plus the barnacles

aether ridge: would be higher up if it wasn't so big and difficult to navigate i have no clue where i am at any time when i'm there which makes me personally dislike it although i do appreciate things like the moths and the cool glowing water that kills you

salination: lowkey HATEEEE the swimming sections. i was really hoping they'd include the bubbleweed fix mod into this patch but they DIDN'T and with the way it works now it doesn't give you enough air to survive the long swimming sections. region gets points for being the place where i first discovered shadow mode tho that was a fucked up and sick experience.

shattered terrace: im not going to lie i think i may have done a sequence break here by dev tooling myself across that big gap bc i thought there was supposed to be a way across it that i just missed somehow. but i kinda hate the region with all the snow and it's really hard to see anything indoors it's too dark and everything's brown.

torrential railways: boring honestly, would be better as a stormy coast subregion

the surface: FUCK the surface bro i hate it i got stuck there for like 2 hours yesterday trying to find an echo that wasn't even there and it's COLD and AWFUL and i HATE IT i hate snow i hate cold i hate winter !!!!!! there's no way to even acquire a lantern for yourself in that region and there are always one million lizards hanging out RIGHT at the lantern checkpoints. it does get one point though for having a region map IN the region that's lowkey hilarious. however it didn't help me cus there was NO ECHO where it said there would be one. this campaign badly needs an echo ping like saint's has.

[your-ne1ghbor]

Asha's Animal Side Kick

Now presenting...

the one...

the only...

BONSAI !!!!!!!!!

It was either between a possum, ferret, or a great eared nightjar/type of bird, but either way, I had to go with the possum.

I liked the light brown possum a lot personally since I thought it was really cute yk??

It was also based off of this possum:

OKOK, you may be wondering why I changed Valentino, or Bonsai into a possum.

There are 2 reasons:

Numero Uno:

VALENTINO IS FUCKING UGLY

I think my friend @sewerpalette said it best here:

Nothing can convince me otherwise. His design is just SO ugly to look at. It is not pleasing.

And it doesn't help that I wanna punch his stupid fucking face like it is so punch-able

OKAY SURE, the concept versions of Valentino is cute...but ever but I didn't like how I drew goats in my style. It could be just that I'm not good at drawing them, but I also didn't like my color pallet I did for him, which was a lot like what Bonsai has color pallet wise, and it fitted Bonsai more than Valentino.

Numero Dos:

ESMERALDA HAS A GOAT SIDE KICK.

OR BETTER YET, WE HAVE ALREADY SEEN IT.

It is basically a repeat of what we have already seen, which I didn't like.

Just because you aged down a goat does not make it ORIGINAL.

Its okay to have Asha have a pet goat in the other rewrites though I don't MIND AT ALL. ITS YOUR AU U DO WHAT EVER, IM JUST MAINLY TALKING ABOUT MY ICK WITH THE MAIN FILM. IT JUST REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING ELSE.

What I'm trying to say is that Valentino feels like a refrence to Huntch Back of Notre Dom, which this movie has a thing with adding stuck out refrences instead of making it subtle. I mean I know it was a 100 year aniversary, just make it more subtle though so people can rewatch it and find refrences they didn't notice first time watching.

Anyways....

Some fun Facts about Bonsai:

Bonsai is actually a little dwarf, and the runt of his family. Asha adopted him when she found out Amaya told Charo (Charo is a lynx btw) to get rid of them all since she thought they were rats (even though they are fucking HUGE) (PLUS IT IS TO EMPATHESE ON THE FACT THAT THEY ARE MISTAKEN FOR RODENTS WHEN THEY AREN'T, THEY ARE APART OF THE MARSUPIALS FAMILY AND THEY GET RID OF RODENTS/EAT THEM)😭

(I might actually make him slightly bigger than how I drew Bonsai, but who knows yk?)

So Asha took the responsibility of taking care of the little Possum, since she didn't want the possum to grow up alone, and so that she can have some company.

IT TOOK A LONG WHILE for Bonsai to warm up and trust Asha, but in the end, he saw her good nature and swore to protect Asha like how Asha protected him from getting eaten from Charo. Which is why he dislikes Star Boy A LOT (mainly because he doesn't trust how this creature can literally transform into anything and doesn't want him to end up being something like Charo 😭)

He is just a little guy that wants to make sure his friend doesn't get hurt by a celestial force.

This is basically how I imagine how they both would meet:

(Just wait till he finds out Asha likes him. He is going to be so judgemental)

To get this part out of the way, if I end up having Bonsai speak, it would sound like a child, since I DREADED when the goat started...TALKING LIKE A GROWN ASS MAN LIKE NO PLEASE NO. And it would be more adorable yk?? :3

Lastly, here is the first doodle I did of him.

(JUST IMAGINE HIM TALKING LIKE A CRAZY 7 YEAR OLD LIKE THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY)

@oh-shtars @annymation @signed-sapphire @chillwildwave @spectator-zee @uva124 @rascalentertainments @tumblingdownthefoxden

I might also go with a different color pallet for Bonsai but idk yet

[kaiju-krew]

Hey there! Firstly, big big fan of your art and headcanons, ty for your cool and awesome big brain ❤️ Now that you’ve seen the movie, I’m wondering what your thoughts are on Shimo??? I’ve just seen impressions of her so scattered. (I saw your post on how she will NOT be treated as a pet, and I so appreciate that.)

I will say, for me the ‘old gal’ vibes are so strong and I’m here for it. Like when Goji blasts his atomic breath into the sky at the end and she’s looking at it with such awe and her cute super gummy smile, it reminds me of when a grandma gets shown some common piece of technology that the rest of us are used to, but she just can’t heckin believe it because she lives in a damn cave??? I loved that.

hi hi! omg u think i have a big brain...... compliment of the century.... i must have ppl fooled bcuz i am viscerally dumb most of the time

anywAYS. gxk spoilers below (and a lot of ranting)

shimo my beloved💙 i appreciate most interpretations of her, besides people who are just straight up caling her a dog. and like, not in the way i’d compare goji to a cat? for me it's more mannerisms based, so for goji my main expression/mannerism inspirations are cats, wolves, and komodo dragons (obviously), and for mosu it's owls and cats, with a crumb of horses because of their 'ear' communication so i use that with her antennae.

sorry for tangent but anyways. i dont need someone barking at me that i call goji a cat/draw him acting like a cat so calling shimo ‘kong’s pet dog’ is fine. i think its the difference between goji having the personality i characterize him with + mannerisms inspired by other animals, vs. him having no personality besides Being A Cat. like, he’s a dumbfuck but he’s clearly an intelligent creature capable of communication and understanding. i make a lot of shitposts but truly in my personal hc i’d never reduce him to ‘pet level intelligence’

i think i’m extra touchy about people calling her ‘kong’s pet��� because like. dawg. did you watch the movie? she was JUST freed from being skar’s slave/beast of burden/abused pet whatever you wanna call it. why would you want her to become another creature’s pet again?(obviously minus the abuse) idk mannn it just feels…. reductive somehow. she clearly shows intelligence and understanding when she realizes what’s happening during the fight and helps to kill skar. i just refuse to reduce her entire character to kong’s pet status bcuz that makes me uncomfortable asf.

as a disclaimer, you’re welcome to have whatever hc you enjoy. me expressing my personal thoughts on the matter isn’t an attack on anyone who characterizes her that way, i’m just not interested in engaging with it in the slightest.

DOUBLE ANYWAYS i just needed to get that outta my system. TIME FOR CUTE FUN IDEAS YAHOOO

i’m seeing mixed info about her age so idk where she actually sits there?? i remember seeing something like she’s the First Titan but i also think the novelization of the movie said she’s only 3 million years old?? when im p sure they’ve said goji is 250+ million years old so…. i have no clue there lol. personally she feels less jaded and grumpy than goji does to me so my brain automatically sees her as similar or younger bcuz of my Grumpy Old Man bias.

i’m still workin out my ideas for her but based on how the movie ends i like to think she helps kong with relocating the apes to a better home, and they mostly live in HE. her n kong venture up for surface dates bcuz she gets what she fucking deserves 💙

goji nearly has an aneurysm the first time they come up, since mosu literally takes them for a lil tour of monster island. bro standing there clenching his fist like the arthur meme, he begrudgingly knows she’s right and eventually he gets used to it

i got more ideas cookin for her but this post is already too damn long cuz of my ranting time to stfu

SHIMO BEST GIRL 10/10

[thegnomelord]

recently fed some lionfish and for some reason my brain decided to think about how a lionfish (or stonefish cause those are super venomous too) hybrid in the 141 monster au would go... i mean, considering how lionfish venom is a neurotoxin and super painful id imagine noone would want to get anywhere near their spines ....

while im talking about lionfish, fun fact about them: lionfish venom is protein based and breaks down in hot water! the best thing to do when you get stung by one is to run the afflicted area under hot water

-🪸

I feel like a lionfish or some similarly poisonous creature would definitely be good as an interrogation specialist. And being the 141's resident 'special interrogation technique specialist' would probably some with tall tales being spread about you from other units. Also I think a lot of the more animal like hybrids would have this inherent instinct to not go near brightly colored creatures bc they're poisonous. But only the team knows you're sweet as pie :Dd

Also I can't get over the idea of either Gaz or Johnny, whenever they want to cuddle with you, taking used wine corks and sticking them on all the spines so you don't accidentally kill anyone with the spines :Dd

Also cool fun fact! I only know if you get stung by a jellyfish you need to piss on the wound, though idk if it's true lol :Dd

[smudgedbutter]

non sims interests!!

tysm for the tag @crazy-hazy-sims !! for some reason when people ask me stuff i’m interested in suddenly my mind just goes blank idk why??? anyway this turned out wayyyyy longer than i expected so yeah i apologise. i just love to yap i guess

arcane: literally one of my biggest hyperfixations, honestly i’m still obsessed with it now and if you mention it or ask me anything about it i will launch into a whole ramble about it. i love learning new things about the lore and about the characters ect. im not that into league of legends, and any knowledge which i have about the characters is purely bc of me being into arcane and wanting to learn more about the characters but yeah. i also adore the animation style and i just think its a great show honestly

the legend of zelda: i have loved this franchise since i was a kid. when i was younger i had one of those game cards that you could rip a bunch of games onto, and one of the games i had on there was spirit tracks and i have loved the game ever since. i adore the toon games they have a special place in my heart as again spirit tracks was the first game i played, but honestly i love all the games. again i love learning the lore about the game and the characters (even thou the timeline confuses the hell outta me) and again another thing where once i get started talking about it i could ramble forever

animal crossing: again i just absolutely adore this franchise. i love all the silly little characters, and it’s honestly just such a fun and chill game. even thou i haven’t opened my acnh island in months i have recently been really into pocket camp, and its just brought back my love for this game

frogs: honestly should probably be no1 on this list but anyway. if you know 1 thing about me it’s that i love frogs. i don’t really know what inspired my love for frogs, but anything frog related i need it (i literally have 4 build a bear frogs who i adore so so much. my babies). also frogs in general are just really fun creatures, i remember when i was little and i would go to the zoo/aquarium (dont question it my aquarium has frogs ok) and i would sit and watch the frogs for ages they honestly just fascinated me. also i love watching frog videos like i said they’re just such fun creatures to watch

minecraft: unfortunately i haven’t had much time to play recently, but me and a couple of my friends have a server together and i’ve been having such a good time. just getting to build and create a whole world is so much fun. and i am so so excited for the happy ghast update. also its just a very chill game like sometimes i will log on not even to do anything, just to walk around and hang out with my friends and chat

ghibli films: ofc my all time fav ghibli film is howls moving castle, however i love all of them each for different reasons. my neighbour totoro is a very close second because it was the first ghibli film i watched, and so it has a special place in my heart. also i just love the overall aesthetic and vibe of the films honestly like my dream aesthetic i wish i could literally live in a ghibli film

crochet: not really much to say about crochet tbh just something i enjoy doing. i also enjoy being able to make things for people it brings me a lot of joy to be able to give someone something i’ve made

stardew valley: i go through phases of playing stardew valley, but whenever im stressed its the perfect game to just chill out and play. i love the vibes and ofc i love my sillies farmer butter and seb. bonus points for the frog items as well

pokemon: recently i started collecting pokemon cards again and honestly it’s been so much fun. also i always get pokemon games for christmas and so they’re also special to me bc of that. i also love silly little creatures so bonus points for that

honestly there are probably so many others that i’m forgetting but like i said this is already getting way too long so yeah :) if you read all of this um thank you???? i hope you enjoyed learning a bit more about me and yeah. idk who’s been tagged already but gonna tag: @gvaudoiin-tricou @alelelesimz @alientown @cottageivy @druidberries @velvet-disc @rattrait and anyone else who wants to do this <33 (feel free to ignore no pressure)