#crimson (very convinced hes a poisonous bad influence on everything he touches but has Strong Opinions on nurturing) | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

larrythefloridaman · 9 months ago

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okay i fully dont think this one would ever happen for several reasons even as an enjoyer of this ship but please indulge me it was fun to draw and so deeply funny to think about

fankids are funny. anyway her name is Present

#design is fun. scenario is fun.#dont look at me.#crimson (very convinced hes a poisonous bad influence on everything he touches but has Strong Opinions on nurturing)#and dantoinette (overconfident and likely thinks basic babyproofing is 'overthinking it')#are really funny to imagine parenting anything together. they wouldnt do a Bad job i dont think. but it would not be Normal™️ by any stretch #i have no name for this creature bc i dont want to get attached but feel free to suggest them #my thoughts are #idk if either of them would name the kid in the tradition of their families or not #but i do think crimson might want to name him something that implies hes the antichrist #'which parent is he more like?' neither this thing takes after uncle danthony most #some other kid: i hate when my parents fight :(#this kid thinking of the weird flirty sparring his parents do: ew i know right like GET A ROOM #i fully believe them having a kid together is not a thing they necessarily would or could do but im playing toys right now

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