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Never thought I’d get into fushigi yuugi but here we are
#opening slaps so hard#I was like ya know what this is what isekai genre needs to return to#I’m begging#it’s a little chaotic at times but idk why I can’t stop watching#if they did a remake of this#it would EAT even more#also love 80s 90s anime aesthetic#fushigi yuugi
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Jason travels to an alternate universe where Bruce only cares about being Batman. He took in each of his kids to serve the mission, not be his children.
Now, faced with alternate versions of his family, Jason has to grapple with the fact that his Bruce does care, that he is his father. Because the man in front of him now, trying to send him home, isn’t even close.
#batman#jason todd#bruce wayne#redhood#batfam#batfamily#this bruce went one of two ways 1) running his kids into the ground and they’re basically unrecognizable to jason or 2) worked them so hard#they couldn’t take it and left the business entirely and he’s completely alone except the JL which doesn’t like him but he is necessary#sure crime is down but bruce’s crusade is just that an actual crusade because he treats his sons like soldiers and everything comes second#to the mission. i don’t even know if damian exists in this universe because the idea of bruce having romantic relationships is laughable#although here he might be more closely aligned to talia because they’re both mission oriented and having a legal heir for their literal#legacy might appeal to him idk. just that jason shows up and it’s like his brothers have military ranks instead of names. none of them have#real jobs or even friends because they eat sleep work live at the manor and would never leave the batcave if it weren’t for public#appearances. it’s insane to see dick without his personality or tim who really does act like a robot and not a person. i don’t know if steph#cass and duke would stick around for this (or alfred for that matter i’m 50/50)#but when jason does get back everyone is shocked that he sticks around the cave and manor for a couple weeks checking in on everyone and#making the effort to do things unrelated to mask business. he has to write a report about the incident and he struggles to even put into#words how wrong it felt. his arguments with bruce also skew slightly because he can’t claim bruce doesn’t care in general just that he#doesn’t care about him or express it enough or in the right way. a far cry from the usual spiel and bruce is concerned so they talk it out
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Lucanis would abuse the eluvian network to get the freshest ripest fruits and vegetables from wherever they grow best every single week and he's so right for that
#source: the codex where he wants peaches but ONLY if he can find orleasian ones#& when he says he prefers fresh herbs and buys some plants for harding. and also when harding apologizes to him later and offers the arrow#and he says More Herbs Actually#look. if i had a magical doorway into palisaide colorado even if i had to fight or sneak past mountian lions and bears to get to it#I WOULD EAT NOTHING BUT PALISADE PEACHES FROM JULY THROUGH SEPTEMBER#theyre all i dream about#anyway#lucanis#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#dragon age: veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard#lucanisposting#jade plays dav#datv spoilers#da4 spoilers
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Arcane ships ranked, for fun
The main ships and some rarepairs I've found, I like pretty much everything in the first 4 rows. I probably missed some but idk what they are and I'm too lazy to add more rn.
feel free to add your thoughts or ships but again its just for funsies :)
#you can probably tell which characters I like most by how many ships of them I know lmao#ignore the many tags im legit just rambling abt my thoughts on each ship#caitvi is in its own rank cause Im not playing with caitvi fans they are correct that is the best ship even if I like other some ships more#arcane#arcane s2#arcane spoilers#caitvi#jayvik#timebomb#lest arcane#whats the ship name for mel and lest?#lestel? idk im not calling them melest lol#mel x lest#catcouncil#oo is that it? it came up when typing. thats kinda cute but also vague#vilco#ik that one for sure#vanco#jaymelvik#mel x sevika#idk the ship name for that one either I actually just found out abt it but editing the pic for them convinced me to ship them#idk if anyone else ships ambessa and viktor there were only 4 fics on ao3 under it but i ship it cmon he's her type#she would eat him for protein#jaymel#melvik#i actually like both of these ships but they're infinitely better as poly imo#dont know how many people ship viktor and vander either but i saw a lot of potential in act 2 for it with all their astral plane connecting#sevika x ambessa#that would be hot but also hate sex probably#I love sky but i do not ship her and Viktor he just is clearly not interested and she kinda lets go of her crush on him before dissolving
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As per usual, it’s DP crossover with (probably) DC, although you could probably adjust it for other fandoms
ANYWAYS
A little kid and his mother are trick or treating in another city, perhaps at some kind of event rather than knocking on doors, and the kid is dressed as Phantom. It’s very adorable, with his little ghost-shaped bucket and clearly homemade and already stained costume—listen, white only works if you can just fly over street grime or phase it out of your clothes—and his slightly I’ll fitting wig. The kid is SO happy to be out and about dressed as his favorite, and maybe even showed it off to Phantom back in Amity Park before his family left.
The hero, insert whoever you wish here, is probably in civvies and just enjoying the event. The kid, meanwhile, is so glad when people ask who he is so he can explain, and so- the hero gets to hear ALL ABOUT the local town hero who is probably pretty small time despite the kid’s clearly exaggerated stories. The hero certainly never heard of him, but the kid’s mom confirms that Phantom really was the town hero, despite some mixed reviews of the poor guy.
“Did you manage to show him your costume?” the hero asks.
“Yeah! We went down to the cemetery to leave flowers and I got to show him my costume.”
Wait. Cemetery? Maybe it was part of theme, because Phantom had to be named that for a reason, but… it sounded like…
The kid ignores the suddenly VERY still hero and instead turns to his mom. “Momma, do you think we should bring him candy? He doesn’t get to trick or treat like we do, and I can work super hard to get him a bunch!”
The kid’s mom just smiles. “We could, but maybe we should bring him something homemade. I bet he’d like something more filling, teen boys like him have a hollow leg.”
The kid wrinkles his nose. “Like Vernie with the pizza bagels?”
“Like your cousin, yes. We can make some cinnamon rolls and take them to his memorial, maybe bring some of the apples from your grandpa’s garden…”
The hero is pretty much forgotten as the two-part family wanders off, not quite intentionally forgetting the hero is there so much as the hero somewhat accidentally ended the conversation when they just froze and didn’t ask anything further.
Not that the hero didn’t want to. But they’d learn something very serious.
One—there was a small town hero they’d never heard of. Two—that hero was apparently a teen. Third—most pressingly, the teen hero was both beloved enough to have kids dressing up as him and dead enough to have a grave.
This… might require some phone calls.
#dpxdc#danny phantom crossover#meanwhile Danny. sitting on a giant marble slab that has the most ridiculous gag gifts a ghost could ever ask for#he’s just like Oh Sweet Cinnamon Rolls!#he would try to convince people to bring him nasty burger but while val has MOSTLY gotten over her vindictive anger at Phantom DOES decide#that she’s gonna be petty and add cilantro to everything#because Danny has the cilantro soap gene#jokes on her he’ll still eat it#Danny likes his little memorial in the grave. it helps settle him sometimes. also he’s gotten to know the security guards for the cemetery#they’re fun. a bit morbid. they LIKE his jokes so you can stuff it JAZZ#MEANWHILE the hero. Whomstever they are but like 90% of you are thinking either batfam or Justice league#are having just. a TOUCH of a crisis#now they gotta figure out where the kid and his mom are from without either of them figuring out#dealer’s choice on what the GIW and why Amity Park isn’t on the radar#I’ll add my two cents bc when don’t I but I’m by and large not like… dictating this? anyways#I like making the GIW just a BIT more incompetent or just having some massive flaws as an organizational group#so they keep forgetting to tell people to not LEAVE and to keep quiet#average amity Parker if the GIW tried this anyways: aw that’s cute. anyways-#and if it’s dc I guess you need to figure out how the jl never found out. so#i mean there’s a LOT of heroes and cities in dc#and amity park is just lost to the noise or. bc Fenton bad luck#every time Danny tried to call. the jl had some insane disaster and or their systems were down#he eventually figured he might actually be cursed- jury’s still out on that -and he’s saving lives by just handling it himself#he can handle rhe metaphorical mega thunderstorms if it means he doesn’t accidentally summon a fucking tsunami to hit the planet ya know?#the kid and the mom have no idea that what they said was Odd#they are just so used to it. amity park already was using death puns and had an. interesting history and relation with death#even BEFORE there was a dead kid flying around in his white gogo boots
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Machine, come get this plussy *laughing*
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#suggestive#ultrakill#gabv1el#gabriel ultrakill#or would it be more like plu-ussy..........#anyway. there will never be a way to determine who it is but someone will have the burden of being the first to do freak shit with it#they could be in the room with us right now#it could even be you#please do not eat and or jar and or soak your plushies upon arrival#you have to treat them right first
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Crystal and Niko assigning Charles and Edwin to specific jobs whenever there’s cooking occurring
Their inability to taste or feel temperature means they can’t do a lot of things but there are certain tasks that over time become Theirs, largely, to be honest, because the girls don’t want to do them.
Edwin grates the last part of the cheese (and anything else that needs grating/mandoline slicing/etc) because he has excellent control over his corporeality and can reliably hold onto the cheese without grating himself
Charles cuts all the onions (and other vicious alliums) because, well, it not like it’s gonna make him cry
Crystal’s thrilled when she realizes she can assign frying tasks to the ghost boys and never get burned by boiling oil again
Edwin says that Charles feels that it’s rather rude to make them prepare all of the food when they can’t eat any. The girls don’t particularly care.
(The boys don’t actually mind that much either. The actual food is only a tiny fraction of what's important about a family meal, after all.)
#I would make a terrible ghost bc I’m in love with my cast iron skillet as more than a friend I’m afraid#I’d be like ‘but I have the silicone handles on I’m not touching the actual iron’#and my ghost partner would be like ‘yeah but you’re also clumsy as fuck#and have filled the entire kitchen with smoke from your burning ghost flesh twice this week already#the fire alarm went off on Tuesday Myc. you smoked so much you set the goddamn fire alarm off’#and I’d be like. ‘yeah but the skillet cornbread came out amazing’#’YOU DON’T EVEN EAT.’#dead boy detectives#mine
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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water
Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#bless their hearts but they’re nasty#it’s funny because like#each and every one of them has moments#where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy#and then the next they have STANDARDS#can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa#even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here#bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros#bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it#but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss#pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross#100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon#because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy#THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES#the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow#April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr#honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all#just by virtue of being a chef#Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like#a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work#Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross#Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk#all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now
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Hi! First of all, I wanted to say thank you for sharing your art!! I love all your works (including DXP rewrite and Hero of Bombs!) and your art style is very lovely!
I have a question about Hero of Bombs: what are their favorite food?? Seeing the Yiga clan member dying inside for not eating banana (that was funny af btw lol) made me wonder which are the 3 protagonists favorite food in Hyrule.
Thanks and have a nice day!!
HoB Isekai-ed Artist - Favorites
I’m so glad you asked this - it’s been in my mind for a little while! ^p^ TotK has a LOT of great foods, so it was hard to pick (especially for Ingo). The way I figured it was “what meal / dessert would they ask for their birthday?”
Ingo (& Emmet) strikes me as someone who doesn’t eats very much, but what food he does eat, he cares about (not picky, more of a quality > quantity). Thin-crust Hylian Tomato Pizza is definitely up there - I just felt like something like Seafood Meunière is more special to him. Also NY cheesecake.
Link will eat just about everything, but I kept gravitating towards the more rustic meals for him. So many of his incarnations liked pumpkin, so a Meat-Stuffed Pumpkin sounded good, followed by a sweet Hot Buttered Apple.
Curry Rice is one of my favorite foods ever - like I will lick the plate when I make it at home lol. Meanwhile, anything with whipped cream & fruit is a winner. 🍰✨
#hero of bombs#isekai au#tears of the kingdom#zelda au#submas au#subway boss ingo#link#self insert#favorite foods#video game food#looks so good#I wanna cook it all up#I feel like Ingo & Emmet often eat more convenient meals to save time so cooked meals are more special#Ingo isn’t a morning person like Emmet so I figure he’d take care of breakfast while Ingo takes care of dinner#I also feel like cooking is a relaxing thing for Ingo to unwind in the evening - like he’s the type to turn on some chill music as he cooks#Seafood meunière is a deceptively simple dish with a certain elegance - I’m sure Ingo would be able to pull it off#Don’t ask me where he gets the seafood though lol
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as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen
the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"
#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time.#it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning)#and tuna from a can.#and plain pasta.#if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day#bc its super easy to make:#boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta.#put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste.#the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note:#this began as a Bolognese sauce.#and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too.#somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful.#but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl#slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top#molto bene#(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability)#(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps)#(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.)#(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.)#(.... i'm 5.2. so.)
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[spite] has entered the chat >:P
#my arts#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#dragon age the veilguard#dav#datv#da4#dragon age 4#veilguard#the veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#cole dragon age#manfred dragon age#dragon age cole#dragon age manfred#cole the spirit of compassion#manfred the skeleton#dragon age veilguard spoilers#<- i guess ?????#also does spite have his own tag...? idk sorry but#heard there was another spirit in the area *twirls hair and kicks feet* I LOVE YOU SPIRITS I LOVE U ABOMINATIONS I LOVE Y#this originally started as a nod to the banter about manfred being “mesmerized by the steam” while making tea#but then i made it about spite as well :] now there are THREE spirit friends (well... probs more like frenemies but yknow) :P#btw i changed coles outfit/design bc i saw the veilguard concept art of him (UGHHH MY BOY HE LOOKED SO GOOD IM DEVASTATED oTL)#also i hc that cole is very picky w food bc he seemed grossed out abt it when talking to blackwall lol#so even tho hes “used” to eating now he has a hard time w weird new things (in this case tea). autistic food aversion :]#which is extra funny in this case bc manfred (and spite) would be like “whats it like” while cole is like “...bad :(”#anyway yeah hope u guys like this one :D im very happy ppl seem to like this series(?) bc i really like drawing them !!! <3
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day 5 of ali & jat’s art november: pirate au! ft, of course, kremy lecroux
#i wanted to do a design for the whole krew and potentially the rhapsody crew#(a sdr pirate au would EAT. think treasure planet vibes…….)#but alas#time isnt my strong suit#but!!!! its kremy!!!!!!!#hes just so pretty in every iteration#also…now that im active in the loa discord server i keep seeing people draw kremy even more and make him even more gorgeous#a treat truly#kremy nation#kremy lecroux#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight#ali & jat’s art november#my art#done on freeform because of course it was
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it’s so obvious when a motogp journalist comes up with an interpretation or narrative framework for an athlete and then when said athlete operates outside of that framework or contradicts it with their words and actions as all multidimensional humans are wont to do, they just refuse to adjust their opinion on the rider like whatsoever. fully digs in their heels and refuses to see the total of all evidence around them. head in the sand. and yes this post is on some level about simon p’s continued misevaluation of pedro acosta but also in a very real sense it’s about how mat oxley cannot stop comparing marc and pecco to aryton senna and alain prost and it’s driving me crazy.
#prost would eat pecco in one very large bite#motogp#callie speaks#and marc has crazy raw racing talent + the gap exists quote sure but is so diff from senna it pisses me OFFFFF#like u know who is more like prost and was marc's actual hardest title rival. dovi. THE PROFESSOR….#and even then. prost is crazier lol
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you are umasou
#I watched it today it was so good#im not big on dinosaur stuff but i like how it was used to approach the predator/prey conversation especially when both sides are sentient#instead of just defaulting to well since predators are meat eaters their actions are automatically immoral so their role in the story#has to match. and then when your characters /are/ meat eaters you just step around that whole topic#heart knows he has to kill and eat so there’s no avoiding it but even he knows he has agency over that#hell he even decided to hunt by himself so umasou doesn’t have to see him kill and eat another dinosaur a day after meeting him#and maybe its because it’s a kids movie but it also doesn’t make a big show over the act of hunting and eating. it doesn’t dwell on it#like yes you can clearly see them ripping into guts minus the graphic details but it doesnt go out of its way to censor it either#its played straight just like hearts mom having more kids like nobody asks who the father is or when that happened cuz it doesn’t matter#what matters is she still loves heart and encourages her kids to greet their big brother and they do!!! it’s sweet#Beckon was also an interesting touch bc they make it clear the only reason he doesnt eat umasou is bc he cant and not that he wouldn’t#but he’s still a funny and interesting character and that doesn’t get in the way of how we see him too much#same for baku he was pretty polite with heart esp from the start when he asks him if hes abandoned implying he would be prepared to#look out for him from the start. and at the end when he decides to spare him. I dont hate him at all hes just intimidating#you are umasou#doodles#I wanted to draw smth more detailed but I couldn’t decide if I wanted to go with the cartoony art style#or smth closer to realistic?? so this is like. some sort of compromise I guess
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One of these days I’ll be able to keep Danny-o’s face consistent. Today is not that day!
Hehe roleswap au
#peculiar art#danny phantom#danny fenton#valerie gray#gray ghost#don’t expect anything from this AU I have no more thoughts!!#head empty!!#I think they’re VERY cute tho#Val’s undertones are purple and gold cause I SAY so#how would this even happen?#idk I’m not creative!#cute#silly#ship art#dp au#red huntress#fuck would he be green hunter? that’s dumb#hers works cause it’s cool#TUMBLR DONT EAT THE QUALITY CHALLENGE IMPOSSIBLE
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he made a cookie but then he ate it...
#i was eating cookies in the middle of playing salmon with cat and cici. cat told me to draw this...#she said she would draw something for mochizuki monday 🥺 (if i redrew this)#so i did... this was the best 30 minutes of my life i think#based on the pon and zi webcomic from 2005... it was even ryomina colors lol!!!!#i have not drawn ryomina seriously in forever so please take them in silly form <3#dont think too hard about this im just being a silly little guy... i love them forever#i should draw in this style more often. its FUN!! lets get silly with it (guy who can't take art seriously anymore)#persona 3#minato arisato#ryoji mochizuki#ryomina#comic#lizzy does art
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