#it worked btw

[adharastarlight]

Regulus: so... you like cats?

James: yes :)

Regulus turns into his fucking cat animagus

James:

[hiaennyddei]

Stanford Filbrick Pines give me the strength to open my emails

[bamsara]

god DAMN IT AUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHK

[megabuild]

[sachermorte]

if you want to know how the heatwave is going, I, in a fit of madness after waking up again at 2am due to the temperature, succumbed to the wild frenzy and took a pair of scissors to the blades of my cheapass desk fan in the hopes of performing a surgery capable of permitting it to actually blow air rather than just spin

[mobydyke]

I will keep my eyes open. I will not miss my stop. I will stand the entire time. I will transfer to an express. <- litany against falling asleep on the subway

[kritzenkriegen]

average SFM experience

[slimegirlslugwife]

Thinking about when I saw underscores in November and my (now) partner, who was there with their gf at the time, still ran into the crowd to grab one of the fake 100s April threw into the crowd during old money bitch because they wanted to impress me

[rizzybizzy]

The Ultrakill steam page : Ultrakill is a skill based game where you need to use all your movement abilities to avoid attacks :D

Me, fighting Gabriel, apostate of hate, standing completely still, punching repeatedly in his direction and just shooting with the marksman: kil

[vampiricfruitcake]

3AM is exactly the right time to test new pyrography techniques I haven't tried before, right?

[couchtaro]

Clears my heart of all malice and enters a state of inner peace so the mosquito cannot sense my malice and become appraised of the rising shoe

[isthisjackie]

Me, death gripping the sink, grinding my teeth: you are so normal and not stressed and do not feel the need to pick your face bc you are in fact so normal and not freaking out over the things you have to get done today

[dragoncarrion]

Starscream shows this to Knockout to get him to clean his crusty dusty disgustang operating room and tools that have given at least 5 people the cybertronian equivalent of tetanus

[contrastparadoxx]

Me @ Myself

Why don’t you go look at the Benjin art tag and maybe you’ll feel better

[nosleepgummitato]

He's H U M A N now.

You have no say in this.

[beemovieerotica]

my toxic trait is I love gaslighting people over objectively dumb shit. I convinced my spouse for MONTHS that the natural sound I make when I yawn is this cross between a tiny kitten meowing and a baby seeing a sunrise for the first time. this absolutely inhumanly cute noise that no human adult would ever make. but I'm like "yeah...it's natural... :/ " and I think I only revealed my actual yawning sound after we were engaged. gotcha. lol.