#it worked btw

[adharastarlight]

Regulus: so... you like cats?

James: yes :)

Regulus turns into his fucking cat animagus

James:

[hiaennyddei]

Stanford Filbrick Pines give me the strength to open my emails

[megabuild]

[sachermorte]

if you want to know how the heatwave is going, I, in a fit of madness after waking up again at 2am due to the temperature, succumbed to the wild frenzy and took a pair of scissors to the blades of my cheapass desk fan in the hopes of performing a surgery capable of permitting it to actually blow air rather than just spin

[mobydyke]

I will keep my eyes open. I will not miss my stop. I will stand the entire time. I will transfer to an express. <- litany against falling asleep on the subway

[slimegirlslugwife]

Thinking about when I saw underscores in November and my (now) partner, who was there with their gf at the time, still ran into the crowd to grab one of the fake 100s April threw into the crowd during old money bitch because they wanted to impress me

[couchtaro]

Clears my heart of all malice and enters a state of inner peace so the mosquito cannot sense my malice and become appraised of the rising shoe

[nosleepgummitato]

He's H U M A N now.

You have no say in this.

[smilesobrien]

the level of one piece derangement that's happening rn in my relationship is that we are addicted to jesus burgess laugh compilation. playing it to wake up my gf with love & joy

[shadyteacup]

my sexy new cologne arrived!!!

yes this was just an elaborate plan to show off my amazing fucking hands. deal with it (/affectionate)

Damn

Bet it’d smell so sexy on u

It’ll smell even sexier on me when I wear only ur shirt

Yeah I’d totally date u if u were here btw

[mytearsrricochet]

you ever get so stressed out over absolutely nothing so bad that you google DBT skill worksheets

[piratebay]

blasting old school r&b to make my white neighbors go inside

[bigender2]

sending my mom a pic of a sad looking seal in hopes she doesnt forget to send out package

[3liza]

last time my mom visited I was talking to her about parenting and how I appreciated a lot of the choices she and my father had made about raising me and my brother and she agreed that just listening to the child and taking them seriously was the One Weird Trick to cutting out like 60% of conflicts between parents and children. and she said one time I was about three or four years old and we were all going to the grocery store, and at the threshold of the store I just had a meltdown. i was overwhelmed, I was crying, I was just at the end of my rope like kids get sometimes. and instead of dragging me through the store my mom and dad stopped what we were doing and just asked me what the problem was. and I was able to say I didn't want to be there, I couldn't do it, I wanted to go home. and she says she and my father just looked at each other and back at me and said "okay" and we all went home that day instead of forcing the grocery store trip. and I had so few public meltdowns as a kid despite being pretty autistic because, I think, I knew that if I ever really needed to leave, my parents would understand and back me up. and that was the case throughout my childhood. which paradoxically (one might think) resulted in me having fewer incidents of being overwhelmed in the first place, which then made me better able to handle increasing amounts of stress and so on. it also taught me that expressing feelings and communicating them to my caretakers wasn't going to be punished or ignored or called weird, so unlike many other autistic kids who get judged or rebuked for expressing sensitivity or opposition, I didn't need to constantly blockade everyone and internalize everything all the time.

it's a pretty simple concept whether your kids are autistic or not, but most parents don't seem to get it. their parents taught them to just force everything and let the child deal with it alone so they just repeat the cycle even though they know how it feels.

[bahrlee]

"He's fine" everyone says while I take an Ibuprofen pretending it's an antidepressant hoping that it'll placebo me into making my bombastic levels of anxiety atm dissappear for the time being

[jollymalt]

s1 vik and s2 jayce meeting