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FNAF Movie Mike got mixed signals from Vanessa..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#mike schmidt#fnaf vanessa#vanessa shelly#vanessa afton#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#Vanessa is so funny#like on top of being a genuinely interesting character#her actions are just so questionable like she was under a lot of stress so it makes sense#BUT I can only imagine like what Mike was thinking in this scene#cause what if all of Vanessa’s vague hints just went right over his head BAHA#LIKE all he remembers are all the silly moments#her making a fort her asking him to dance her threatening him#Vanessa needs to work on her hint giving but I forgive her 🩵
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❛ did you hear about the man who lost his left side? he’s all right now. ❜
&. 𝐧𝐨 𝐩𝐮𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝: 𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈ "Oh dear... That sounds awful, at least he got help though. I hope he gets better soon. I wonder how you survive with something so vital missing."
#it went right over her head#ᴏɴᴇ ꜱᴛɪᴛᴄʜ ᴀᴛ ᴀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. ( ic )#ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ᴜɢʟʏ ꜱᴡᴇᴀᴛᴇʀ? ( crack )#couturiere
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I think the order of reasons Katniss gives for why Peeta shouldn't be mad at her for playing up their romance is so funny. Like she starts with the fact that they didn't know each other and she was trying to survive and that she doesn't understand what exists between her and Gale. But then she goes into "well I'm never going to get married and he'll just hate me for that!" and "I can't afford love that leads to children or family!"
Girl. Why are you thinking about marriage or children with a man you claim you have no feelings for? Did Peeta ever say he wanted to get married? Did he ever say he wanted children?
NO! Katniss is literally doing this all on her own! She's coming up with a happily-ever-after-domestic-bliss-married-with-kids fantasy in her head with absolutely no input from Peeta and then is like "I could never give him what he wants!"
What he wants? Or what you want, Katnsis?
She's down so bad for him and we're not even in Catching Fire yet.
#the hunger games#thg#suzanne collins#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#everlark#peeta x katniss#the hunger games reread#I CANNOT DEAL WITH HER RIGHT NOW#be so for real Katniss#denial is not just a river in egypt#she loves him so damn much#she doesn't realize it but she does#this is infuriating but in the best possible way#girl was over here imagining marriage and children at the end of the first book#she's all like “well of course marriage and children would be the goal with Peeta”#according to who Katniss?!#this is just happening in your own head!#she really saw him and went “I need to wife him up and give him babies”#“but no of course I don't love him don't be silly”#my post
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watching the storm pass (x)
#after N's torture#and fighting a lightning manipulator at most a few months later during the dragon's head conflict (while cursing profusely)#do you think that maybe chuuya developed a fear of electricity/lightning#he'd deny and/or fight it of course but#this boy went through a lot and it's one of the few things that he can't fight while it can/has harmed him in severe ways#fear can be irrational but. mostly this is about trauma and powerlessness#who wants to do one of those 5+1 things or whatever where chuuya slowly realizes he's not cool with zappy stuff and it gets worse over time#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd chuuya#bsd nakahara chuuya#bsd fanart#nawy's doodles#drawing rain is really fun actually it's my new thing (<- doesn't have any more plans for it)#guess who knows her computer screen isn't calibrated and forgot to cross-check on her phone for brightness before posting#that's right it's me
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Just thinking about Minthara and Shadowheart again. And how Minthara is most certainly cultivating a small patch of night orchids next to her mushrooms in her garden. After all, they are deadly poisonous and would be useful for alchemy.
And I suppose Shadowheart likes them or something.
Edit: I wrote a snippet about this.
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#shadowheart#minthara#minthara baenre#minthara x shadowheart#headcanons#either shadowheart failed to clarify she was joking#or she did and it went right over minthara's head#all minthara heard was that they were poisonous and her little brain immediately started thinking of all the poisons she could make with it#and shadowheart is gonna walk into the garden one day and pluck one of the orchids cause she likes them#and minthara is gonna fucking panic cause shadowheart is touching a poisonous flower with her bare hands#only to find out that they were never poisonous and all those poisons she made are inert#and have been useless at building her and shadowheart's immunity#she'll be annoyed at this discovery - but she won't stop growing them because she knows shadowheart likes them
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Wait did both Alice and Zane record Alan when he was at his lowest point? Didn't Alice make her exhibition to show the world what she sees? To show Alan the truth about himself? That it never was Scratch visiting and terrorizing her, but Alan himself? Did she depict his "self" and Zane depicted his "persona"? The two sides of him that he wishes he can eliminate bc they brought him into trouble (Scratch representing anger and the fallouts with paparazzi and stuff, Zane representing his self-destructive behavior with alcohol and drugs and the party nights)? The both sides that caused his marriage to start falling apart? Was that the reason Zane made that video of Alan when they were on that booze and drug-fueled bender while working on the Return manuscript? Is this party video the companion piece?? Alan's downward spiral, same as Alice's photos? Do they fucking work together aasdffjfjfkfk
#Can this game please stop messing with my head??#I mean we don't know how many years passed since Alice went to the dark place#She could have met Zane long ago. Over Zane's similar appearance to Alan they both have a connection to him#So they talk about him. They understand that they must help Alan to ascend the spiral bc he's too far gone to do it himself#Or Alan wrote them in their story as a plot decide bc he understood at one point that he must confront his lesser pleasant parts#In order to become “whole”#And he seems to deliberately ignore how close his marriage is to fail. Her POV is so different from his. Of course she mourns him#Bc she never stopped loving him. Although he did the things he did. That's simply not how love works.#Alan is a good man although he makes selfish and terrible decisions and has a questionable morale at times. Bc he thinks he can do it right.#Bc he thinks he can correct his mistakes later. That's how he's always been. He thinks a flower bouquet and chocolate and a bottle of wine#Is all he needs to give to Alice and she will forgive him. He was incapable to acknowledge his shortcomings but he tries!! In his own way!#And alice sees it. And she has accepted it's for the longest time. Alan is emotionally constipated except for his anger.#Guy needs to do some serious self reflection#alan wake 2#Alan wake theory#Alan wake 2 theory#Alan wake 2 meta#Alan Wake#Alice Wake#Thomas Zane#Tom Zane#Sorry for the endless fucking notes 🙏
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Fucking Wild that 'children can wrong their parents' is a hot-take.
Like… damn. Parents don’t control their kid‘s every action. Even great parents.
Have these people ever MET a teenager??? They‘re usually at least a little mean and overly sensitive, and sometimes even for no reason.
Idk. Weird that some think of children only as a product of their parents rather than their own person.
Nooooo don’t you know that baby is forever and ever and baby can never hurt anyone???
But honestly i do understand why its a hot button issue and why someone would knee-jerk react like that, its just. Such a basic part of growing up. I wasn’t even referring to teenagers!! Everyone knows teenagers are Like That they grow out of it, its fine (<- doesnt have teenagers, cried in the bathroom the first time her kid called her mean). I was fully referring to grown ass adults with taxes and jobs and college classes.
#asks#idk it sounds like some of you want bruce to be the kind of parent that ends up on Reddit#you know what i mean#‘oh my sweet baby angel boy (34 man) cheated on his bitch wife just ONCE and now she wont let him sleep in her bed reddit how do i steal her#kids and shave her head as revenge like she deserves?!?!’#i hate the term boy mom but it describes a social trend between men and their parents (not necessarily moms usually more obviously moms)#very well#at some point in adult you are the person who makes yourself#your parents lay a foundation and if your lucky the first floor#do you want to live on that first floor forever?? you can. youll just be a little shallow and have no room for friends to come over. but you#can#build up a little and let your parents stay on the first floor. you can go back to visit them all the time.#my parents moved away (like barely 1.5 hours its nothing) after i got married and the amount of people who went oh no!! so when are you#moving too? was insane#hi i have a life. i have a spouse. i am happy here and we can drive over when we want or need them#your parents can fuck you up good but conversly if they do their job right you’ll probably never notice is the funny thing
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i hate being an adult but i hated being a teenager. let me be like 5 years old again.
#aka i have to call the car place to see what fixing my car will look like and as always i ✨️dont want to✨️#BUT im trying to take good care of this car and it should HOPEFULLY not be expensive or weird to fix#since its just like. the plastic on the bottom of my car.#but its only tied up with some shitty tape and i dont want that breaking and my car somehow getting further fucked up#im also annoyed as shit about it bc my sister did it and i just.#she said it broke when she went over traintracks and that she 'didnt notice' until i started driving the car#fun part is i KNOW the nearest traintracks she couldve gone over are more than 10min from my place#your telling me yoi didnt notice. for more than 10 minutes. and going over the speedbumps at my apartment??#nah#you noticed. you just didnt think it was a big deal so you didnt dtop to look.#just. GRHEHGG#i really need to call my mom to complain to her about the situation bc im at the end of my rope for real right now#im GOING to start biting of heads soon#shh ac
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#not using my big girl brain OR the tags im just turning the thots over like a boiled sweet on a cold winter day but#there is something to be said for the parallels between carla and liam / carla and lisa#more to the point specifically for today’s thoughts: carla telling lisa that she loves her and lisa not saying it back#even if it’s so obvious to we the viewers (and ofc with vicky’s confirmation) that she feels the same but is obviously struggling with it#rewatching those old scenes really put carla and liam into perspective as a thirty year old and not a thirteen-fourteen year old#but that she opens herself to him so completely and so immediately and even though he shows hesitation she doesn’t let it stop her#she tells him don’t worry you’ll get there because i know we’re meant to be i know this is right i know and i trust in us and in you#and then he goes back to maria#and now present day carla confessing her Big Feelings and lisa hesitates#and it’s like it’s happening all over again#she likes lisa more than lisa likes her#and she’s been here before and she knows what it means#and best case scenario it takes lisa another several months to come to terms with her feelings and now she’s just been told that she might#not have that long to wait#she needs in she needs security she needs immediacy she needs anything but hesitation#god though ESPECIALLY after liam was the one who carla brought up when discussing lost love with lisa and not peter#not paul#(haha bird joke)#idk it’s in my head like worms#rewatching those old liarla scenes last night was like a punch to the gut i forgot they went through all of what they did#and now again…… UGGGHH#anyway#not to say i’m concerned because i truly believe they’ll work this out the way they’ve worked everything out so far:#thoroughly and together#and i cannot waaaaait to watch#that’s it that’s my lunch hour thought of the day#coronation street spoilers
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just found out about the hdg and I definitely don't vibe with it. It almost captures my interest but the hard stance opposition towards exploring the implications that come with a self designated benevolent empire that can solve the inherent problems that come from cultures who are supposedly inferior in some way by nature really like, both rubs me the wrong way and feels like a disservice to the setting itself.
idk just looking at every empire in history it's like, that's literally what they all say and how they justify colonizing others. It's kinda really fucking hard to just take at face value. If imperialist colonizers who just happen to be legimately nicies to the people they colonize is like, ur thing then absolutely jack off to it I'm not here to judge that, just like, own that I guess? But if your argument for them is just that narratively speaking it's just true then my interest in your setting, horny or otherwise just does not exist.
The contradiction of the setting also bothers me, 25-45% of any given species will be domesticated on average but the space between that and rebellion just doesn't seem to be accounted for in the wiki, what is the life of someone not opposed to the empire but also who doesn't volunteer for domestication? How much of their own cultures are retained within the empire? It really seems like the only option for any autonomy in the setting is rebellion but that's also only ever seen as a bad thing.
I just get caught on the whole "affini are imperial" and "affini are benevolent" thing in the axioms section of the hdg wiki. My mixed race ass cannot really look at an invading empire calling itself the good guys without my own personal baggage about it weighing in, ya'feel?
#besides all that I'm also just too anarchist to really get the appeal of an absolute authority who's totally always right about all things#who will strip you of your autonomy for your own good#also too much a victim if abuse over disabilities by people saying the same shit and how much their love was conditional on me playing alon#again i dont rly care if ur into the setting or write for it or whatever I just need to get the thoughts out of my head#I'm also bothered by the ''don't write in the setting unless you follow all these rules'' while using fanfic language throughout the wiki#some fics will not be canon complient in regards to any and every work and that's fine#but that's a whole other rant lmao#please do not start drama or discourse with me about this especially if it's regarding the parts I'm getting personal about#grew up with an adoptive mother telling her mixed kid of vietnamese descent that the vietnam war was a good thing#and that in spite of imperialism it was for the better that america went in#we don't even live in the USA lmao
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Season 3 is the season of MistyLot, they eat Natalie's heart together, like at the same time biting in from opposite sides while staring into eachother's eyes after Misty breaks Lottie out of the psych ward
#yellowjackets#misty quigley#lottie matthews#listen i know that misty was the head of send lottie to the psych ward last season but#she obvs cant have lottie spill the beans on what actually happened in the wilderness so she gets a job at that hospital#to keep an eye and realised lottie is the only one who gets her#prioritising the team over everything the sacrifices that have to be made etc#lottie was misguided in how she went avout it sure but misty knows the instinct#but she can set lottie on the right path#they fit together in such a weird and perverse way
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from chocolate chip cookie to kinder bueno
#morna#i still need more bleach to achieve the colour i'm aiming for#i am aware of my dead eye in the right image but whatever lmao#also the shine on my lip is vaseline btw#this scottish lady who was getting her own hair done was also getting really invested in what it was going to look like today#when she first looked the brown was all in clips on top of my head so she only noticed the bleached bit (which was very white at the time)#then when my hairdresser took the clips out she looked again and went WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT HAIR#IT WAS WHITE JUST NOW#i was like it's magic!!!!#she started to get really worried that she wouldn't get to see the end result bc her hair took a lot less time than mine 😂#she got sick of sitting around when her hairdresser left her colour to cook so she would come over and check on it every now and then#i loved that she got so into it#i didn't intend to become the entertainment for the day but i fucking loved it#tags#okay to reblog#personal
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why even bother studying to learn how to write horror when my dreams at night are already terrifying beyond what any book or novel could come up with
#Went to a giant art exhibit which was pretty fun#but then after everyone cleared out I realized I forgot something#went back in to look for it and there was a little girl following me around#cute and innocent at first right? Gotta protect the little girl#but then she just kept inching closer and she had this fucking smile on her face#asking me all kinds of questions about who I was and if I had a family and if anyone was waiting for me#Asking me if I was alone#she was about to pounce on me until a janitor opened up the door to the facility#thank GOD#we’re about to leave#he says “wait one second ok I forgot something but I’ll be right back”#he leaves out the door and leaves me alone with her. as soon as the door shuts she jumps me#stands over me and asks me where my father is?#For whatever reason I said my father was a pirate#and she says “not a very good one” and holds up a fistful of needles#tells me that she wants me to come back home with her and starts pushing all of the needles through my thumb#staring at me intently the whole time as I watch the heads of needles begin to poke through my finger#so I agree to go home with her so that she’ll stop#which she does but that’s when I wake up#The bright side is this woke me up at like 6:30AM so now I can get ready for work early I guess
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still pissed abt that woman from earlier. how hard is it to at LEAST wear a mask when you're actively sick???? that feels like less than the bare minimum to me!!!!!!
#maddie meows#it's not that i'm shocked. i'm just mad#i shot her a few Looks but the definitely just went right over her head. unlike a mask#haha get it. because of th. because of the loops on a mask. that go over your head. yet another grade a joke from mads
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I’m once again thinking about Rose & Blanche cuddled up next to Dorothy in that one scene
#y’all know the one.#the same scene Sophia told them that she ‘wanted to see six hands above the blanket asap’#it lives in my head FOREVER !!!!!!!!! & ever & ever & ever forever#they’re so fucking cute oh my god the way Blanche was holding the blanket 😭😭 just barely peaking out from behind it#AND ROSE. ROSE OH MY GOD OH ROSE … ROSE MY BELOVED#honk shoo mimimimi immediately went right to sleep as soon as she was all tucked in AND CUDDLED UP *RIGHT* NEXT TO DOROTHY????? SO CUTE OH#her whole face was just hidden in Dorothy’s side 😭😭😭 i cannot get over how easily they jumped into bed & CUDDLED HER???#LIKR WHAT …… okay married behaviour I know what you ARE!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH#their response to fear is jumping in bed with & cuddling their roommate?????????? oh yeah. they were roommates alright.#I’m feeling incredibly normal as you can tell#what’s everyone’s fav golden wives moment actually? this is definitely in my top three.#I know we’ve talked about fav Blanche/Dorothy & rose/Dorothy moments but I love b/r/d so much … we have to talk about them more <\3#plspls feed my insanity they’re so canon to me#golden wives
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I don't know why I'm not into Eula/Amber but I am into Eula/Collei/Amber, but regardless of the reasons I keep thinking about the version of this threesome that starts with Collei ambushing Eula on the last night they were in the Mirage during the event and tapping that, then going home and writing to Amber, feet kicking happily, about how she was 100% right about how great Eula would be, while Eula goes home (still a little shellshocked because Collei did take her very by surprise) and reports to Amber, wooden as a board, that she may have. ah. slept with Amber's girlfriend. she is very sorry- Amber why are you laughing? How is this funny?
#i'm not coming up with the wording properly rn#but in my head amber basically told her something a little too metaphorically before she departed for sumeru#and the innuendo or whatever went right over eula's head#meanwhile collei and amber have been writing back and forth about this since the windblume festival#and collei 100% had permission (as did eula there was just the aforementioned misinterpretation)#...honestly if i can figure out what amber would SAY that went over eula's head i might. write this up#(and however collei maneuvered her into bed while she's under the impression she has no permission. that would matter too)#(though probably for that i could go with 'kaeya found a stash of alcohol' XD given how we've seen her be while drunk)#secret summer paradise
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