#it was so jarring
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consideratesea · 4 months ago
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fell asleep on the couch last night to the mythbusters putting a rocket on a car. woke up to one of them having their ass vacuum sucked by an airplane toilet
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lottieurl · 2 years ago
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wakes up in cold sweat going wait does alexa barajas know how much tumblrinas love mari
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notoriousandnasty · 1 year ago
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Why was I unprepared for the opening credits lol
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kirafanxx69420 · 1 year ago
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hello All i would like to ask where the Hypnosis Microphone people gather because i have had zero luck in finding a good comrade or two or five or ten anywhere (meaning here or discord)
my friends are tired of suspecting i am going insane from the cryptic shit i say when i talk about hypmic bc they arent fans, bless their good souls but i have pitied them enough
i am seeking a way to release them from this fate- meaning acquiring people with similar knowledge (hypmic)
sorry and thank you all for the trouble
speaking from the bottom of my heart, god just direct me to the right places stop fucking hiding!!!!! lets talk!!!!!!
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melodespiza · 1 year ago
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I remember the one time I visited a classmate’s acnh island and it was. Entirely paved over
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zillychu · 1 month ago
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AS I WAS SAYING!!!!!
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destructionprincess · 2 months ago
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first time I didn't just cry for the whole session at therapy
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woozicutie · 5 months ago
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my tattooist yesterday was so quite.. T-T ive never been to a tattoo artist who wasnt a level 10 on the volume scale. i literally couldnt hear her over her gun
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in-kyblogs · 5 months ago
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I still can’t believe they gave us vampire Daniel already. I was convinced I’d had to wait until actual season 4 for that. Btw this -to me- is the most clear hint they could give that most of the devil’s minion chapter already happened in the seventies
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kilometresrufflefuck · 1 year ago
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just realised the most important one didn't attach to the last post
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ninjasmudge · 1 year ago
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last night i had a dream that i was playing minecraft and i noticed i had 77 blocks of cobblestone in one slot instead of it being capped at 64 and it was so jarring to me that it literally booted me out of the dream. like sure you can fly now and your childhood home is a pharmacy but 77 pieces of cobblestone? unthinkable. wake the fuck up.
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gothamstreetcat · 1 month ago
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ART THE CLOWN being silly in SPENCERS
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riotbush · 9 months ago
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Some mfer just had their phone go off in the middle of my class and it sounded like one of those old timers with the mechanical alarms.
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ayo-edebiri · 2 months ago
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Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) dir. Shawn Levy
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housecow · 1 month ago
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rolls for days!!!
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kensatou · 7 months ago
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i'm picking him up like he's loot dropped on the dungeon floor for being too annoying and putting him in my pocket
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