#it was one day

[hardcockcafe]

still googling but mclennons are crazy

[cunning-and-cool]

idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

[yarnings]

The trick to dealing with geese is to learn to speak Goose. Seriously.

If the goose is standing in the parking lot driveway and hissing at your car, you NEED to know that backing up to go around it is just going to make everything worse. Because now the goose thinks that it's scarier than a car. And by the time someone who knows the correct thing to do (ease the car forward, honk if necessary, whatever you do, don't let the goose think it intimidated you) comes along, it's going to be SO MUCH HARDER, because the goose knows that it can scare off those cars, so why would it back down?

Same thing on the trail. Keep walking/running/slowly wheeling the bike forward until the goose backs down. Hiss like a goose if need be. It will get the message and back down and stop making everyone go around. (Unless there's eggs or goslings, then it's not worth it.) And don't be the asshole who feeds the geese on the trail and teaches them that that's a spot for them, making them bolder in defending it.

YES I’ve been chased and hissed at by a Canada goose but it doesn’t make me hate them guess I’m just built different

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[arnab-factory]

Fascinated by this phenomenon

[woolieshubris]

tumblr simulator

[vaindumbass]

love all the cute dungeon meshi pride art but chilchuck would not be caught dead wearing any sort of pride merch. you think that man is going to give out any personal information? for free?????

[northern-passage]

we go through this every hurricane season but the way people will find any excuse to point the finger at the victims of natural disasters and say cruel shit like "fuck around and find out" like it's not horrifying having to leave behind your home and all your belongings and potentially your pets with the full knowledge that there might not be anything to come back to after... ignoring that there are people that don't have a car or the money to evacuate, ignoring disabled people who have no way to get out, ignoring people that can't find places for their pets to shelter, ignoring people that have medical equipment that can't be moved or replaced, etc... and even if someone stays behind solely because they want to, they still don't deserve to suffer.

as someone who worked extensively in disaster response previously, it is not easy to "just" evacuate, and the relief that comes afterwards is intentionally difficult to obtain. and already the forces that be are trying to spin this narrative that the victims are at fault, to put the blame on them so that if (probably when) people are forced to resort to looting (because the aid never comes) everyone will nod and agree that they're all bad people and deserved it... rather than acknowledging the fact that there was no attempt to make the evacuation accessible and safe for everyone, no guarantee that aid will be waiting for them when they return to a home that has been swept away... no empathy for the fact that these people's entire lives are potentially destroyed with no safety net to catch them.

[darlingofdots]

my parents are on holiday in their mobile home

they're expected back this upcoming weekend

I just spent ten days in my childhood home to keep an eye on things

I have hidden 100 small yellow ducks all over the house

I am very excited for my parents to be back

[gayforcarstairsgirls]

[mewvore]

[thegodoffortune]

from 8 months ago

animated by mee :)) watch the full thing heree

[bookwyrminspiration]

I can behave normally around books

[hotcinnamonsunset]

The Tiger (from the poem by Nael, age 6)🐅

[raskolnikovslawyer]

coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes