#it was not in fact caused by pika but i do have pika so fuck you you do not need to know why i was in the hospital

[impostorsshow]

Unspecified issue that im going to blame on my pika hospital rating time in a non linear order 4/10

I had to go to the ER twice since they didn't believe me the first time

Despite being afab between 4 women nurses and 1 male nurse the guy was the only one who came back like 4 times to my room to make sure I got an ultrasound and the

women kept trying to brush me off and say it was just period cramps [i am not on my period fuck you], etc thank hell for that guy. He also drove my hospital bed [since I could not fucking move more than like 2 feet] like a damn racecar and took some really smooth corners and that was very fun. Actually the way he handled it makes me think the [3/4] girls that treated me had like an ongoing rumor about shitty care or something

Another girl failed at putting in my IV twice and brought over "the IV guy" who was about to go on lunch break and they literally had to ultrasound my veins to find a good spot i sincerly apologized like 5 times for "having the shittiest veins in the west"

I had to lie multiple times and say my pain was a 9 in order to get pain meds. Yes I did want to cry but that's like a 7.5 I was not dying and whoever decided a 10 was crying obviously never has had chronic ankle and knee pain [or any chronic pain but y'know. Those are my chronics]. Despite sending me home for period cramps the first time in the ER I said my pain was at a 7.5 and they didn't give me Jack shit [they had to bump up the pain medication they gave me to be stronger so I don't think it woulda worked anyway, just maybe delay how long it took for me to beg to be taken back to the ER]

I was supposed to see the Garfield movie and had to have minor surgery like 3 hours before so womp womp [I am able to refund the tickets and am determined to see it in theaters]

I GOT ICE CUBES?? THEY GIVE YOU ICE CUBES?? brings it up from a 4/10 to a 6/10 honestly bitches love ice cubes

My assigned nurse read fanfiction and I told her about that one 400 chapter batim fanfic and she reaffirmed the name of it like 3 times shes definitely into that shit Good luck gal. I also said "i read this Hermitcraft fanfic-" and she immediately went "HERMITCRAFT??? Oh we are not on the same sides of ao3" and I'm still very unsure of what I implied or what she implied by that so I just transitioned into telling her about my sonic death fanfic from 2019

In the waiting room the second time I went they were playing a horror movie that used a theremin [that one famous no hand instrument] and the movie played the same 4 note creepy audio clip like 7 times in 30 seconds with no dialogue in between each time. What was. What was that excuse me?? Also it was like 11 pm at this point

So yippee me irrational [?] fear of my useless organ I forgot the name of exploding being the thing to have a risk of permanently fucking me over was Not the thing to bring me to the hospital. Here's doodles from my hospital visit taken in approximately shitty lighting that I mind my damn best to save with filters

Also you made it this far read the alt tags

[gard3nias]

Amor tam pulcher | KTH - masterlist

❁pairing: senior!taehyung x junior!oc

❁description: a love story revolving around a butterfly and its favourite flower

❁synopsis:

if he could, he'd write poems on how pretty she looked, on how perfect she was. He'd probably make the next Catullus or even better, he'd dare say. Everyone would love to read about her and how she makes him feel. He even wonders how she isn't loved, worshipped in fact, by everyone but he's glad he's the only one whom she hops to whenever class is dismissed, the only one to have her cheeks explore all possible shades of red, the only one whose arms she'd willingly fall asleep in between.

❁genre: romance, fluff, smut, angst

❁wc: 115k

❁date: 30/03/2024

❁warning: mature content, mdi

❁notes: strangers-to-lovers, teen love story, lots of fluff, smut, senior!taehyung (taehyung is like super smart), junior!oc (academic weapon, she loves herself an excellent academic performance), a lil angst, taehyung is head over heels for oc, nature lovers (oc loves flowers, taehyung loves butterflies), countryside (looks like Italy because that is the only type of countryside I know and love), oc has a lovely family, taehyung has daddy issues, jimin and jungkook are taehyung's besties( they also have other two girls as best friends); oc has a girl best friend (childhood best friend) and three boys as best friends); oc is so fucking prettyyy, like girl pretty; cross-posted on wattpad and ao3

❁chapters (status - ongoing) ⇀ updates every two Saturdays, 10 AM CEST

latest — 19/10

❀ ❛prologue❜ - 1.52k

Rewriting the story of Daphne and Apollo ⇀ «A love that drives me crazy, a lovely crazy, a sexy crazy, an amazing crazy»

❀ 01 ❛love is all around❜ - 4.24k

On a chilly summer morning, a bouncy curly-haired sun rose up and shone above the flower ⇀ «If only you knew how special it feels to be special to someone...»

❀ 02 ❛ying yang❜ - 4.28k

Photosynthesis: the sun shines bright above the flower providing it with energy which will be transformed into nutrients ⇀ «Always thought my match would look like me but two pieces of the same puzzle can't be equal»

❀ 03 ❛the exploratory stage❜ - 5.48k

As the sun shines in its might, it brightens the way for a little flower to see over the horizon ⇀ «This is who I am now or maybe who I always was but forgot to be»

❀ 04 ❛just like old times❜ - 6.70k

The bright rays of the sun show the way to the flower, introducing it to an innocent little bear, a ferret and a little wasp ⇀ «He's pretty. No wait! Heavenly. Gorgeous. God's favourite for sure... and mine too»

❀ 05 ❛a monarch butterfly❜ - 4.17k

There, going back home, was an unusual combination of subjects: a cricket, a wing-man, a monarch butterfly, a little pika and a puppy ⇀ «They say mental exhaustion is greater than the physical one and yet I feel dead up there and no different when it comes to my body»

❀ 06 ❛venus❜ - 4.82k

Who could have ever thought that a flower could grow in space? Who? No one surely and yet... there it was, standing upright in its beauty ⇀ «Whenever she walked in, time would slow down and my pupils would expand, all for me to sip in her majestic beauty without missing anything»

❀ 07 ❛a laurel❜ - 4.92k

He knew he wasn't meant to fly to space because he physically couldn't but this thought wouldn't stop him. Was he being pretentious? Trying to exceed his limits? ⇀ «Like you a little, don't want no riddle. Say it, say it back, oh, say it ditto. Can't wait 'til the morning, so say it, ditto»

❀ 08 ❛fuck you!❜ - 6.10k

Normally, flowers are in people's gardens or on a bed of green grass so... what the hell is one singular one doing in the middle of the ocean. Does it know, does anyone know, that too much water will cause it harm... especially when the water is salty? ⇀ «I see her in the back of my mind all the time like a fever, like I'm burning alive»

❀ 09 ❛en route❜ - 5.07k

With its six tiny feet into proper boots, a good protective shield over his wings and an astronaut helmet on, the monarch butterfly embarks on a life-threatening journey, one believed to be a one-way ticket travel ⇀ «If only he knew... if only she knew...»

❀ 10 ❛who we are, what we do❜ - 6.01k

Flowers don't have eyes, yeah, and neither does a pika glow even during the day. The flower is used to seeing only the sun shine during the day. The little pika walking by is unusual. ⇀ «They say not to believe what you see online. "The beauty you could find there is so surreal that it can't be real", they say. But what happens when it's standing just a few feet away from you, glowing like the moon on a starless night? How do you withstand it?»

❀ 11 ❛an overly ambitious hedonistic seductress❜ - 6.04k

Cleopatra is the modern definition of the term "femme fatale"; she's known for rule in ancient Egypt but also for her relationship with Ceaser and Mark Antony ⇀ «Chiquitita, tell me the truth. I'm a shoulder you can cry on. Your best friend, I'm the one you must rely on»

❀ 12 ❛the butterfly, the cricket and the wing-man❜ - 4.49k

A butterfly, a cricket and a wing-man all have wings somewhat. The first does fly, the second mostly leaps and the last doesn't fly unless the first two do. ⇀ «Life itself has nothing to give you. Lay in your bed all day and you'll get the point. Life starts making sense and having a shape when you start doing something, when you meet the right people»

❀ 13 ❛the Titanic❜ - 7.31k

Between the night of the 14th and the 15th, in 1912, one of the biggest ships of its time sank, going against the expectations but did it? At the time, there was a little competition between countries so when it sank it wasn't so surprising: something so big with very few resources would have never made it across the ocean. ⇀ «There's a monster in the water. It clawing into the ship. I'm sinking»

❀ 14 ❛from five to ten❜ - 11.44k

Brighten the mood. Increase the energy. Make a downturned flower rise high and flunt its beautiful petals for others to see. ⇀ «'Temptare', handle, try, test»

❀ 15 ❛bold, red and underlined❜ - 14.70k

“You know? That party I wanted to host at mine? You’re so invited. In fact, you’re the first one on my guest list and I’ll underline your name in red as in ‘in great and urgent need of pussy’—” ⇀ «XOXO, Gossip Girl»

❀ 16 ❛«it's Daphne»❜ - 11.30k

A monarch butterfly sees a lot of flowers in its short span of life but never has this one, nor its ancestors, seen a flower as pretty as the one ahead. The flower was there, living beautifully in space. ⇀ «I'll be your piece, your ART»

❀ 17 ❛hesperiidae❜ - 6.41k

Right when the sun faded away and the dark clouds took over, the little butterfly's wings fluttered less as it lost hope until something caught his eye, a gleam slicing through the gloom and focusing on a flower. ⇀ «Who would have ever thought that something so little would warm me up so much? An it's just a smile at that»

❀ 18❛opposites attract❜ coming soon on the 16th

❀ 19 ❛peek-a-boo (boo boo)❜

❀ 20 ❛lifejacket❜

❀ 21 ❛monarch and blue morpho butterflies❜

❀ 22 ❛rosy cheeks❜

❀ 23 ❛caramel macchiato❜

❀ 24 ❛butterflies, flowers... and butterflies❜

❀ 25 ❛hwiparam❜

❀ 26

[rayayraphael]

Like I'm an active person and my weight doesn't actually affect my life all that much. Yeah clothes shopping is a little more difficult, but it's definitely not as hard as for some. I mean I fit in the average adult xl, I definitely don't experience fatphobia as much as others do. However what does affect my life and activity level is a food intolerance I have that gives me moderate to severe gastrointestinal issues. By what I've researched and learned, hemorrhoids, while they can be caused by obesity, are often exaserbated BY GI PROBLEMS. Usually GI problems, even. I don't have this problem regularly. THE ONLY time it has EVER bothered me is when I have GI problems. I've actually lost some weight naturally from being more active at college and if the problem was my weight worsening my condition, I would have had more problems when I was three pounds heavier and having even more chronic diarrhea at the beginning of the semester.

The problem is me not having chronic loose stools for the first time in over a decade putting more stress on my body than usual. The problem is me finally having the energy to MOVE FREELY for the first time in over a decade that's putting more stress on my body than usual. The problem would not be happening if I wasn't actively getting healthier. The problem WILL NOT be solved by me failing to digest MORE FOODS. I am JUST STARTING to finally FEEL A CHANGE in my metabolism which is a sign that my small intestines are FINALLY STARTING TO HEAL. I will probably lose more weight eventually, but it will not help me to remove most of my stomach or parts of my already malfunctioning small intestines.

Losing weight is also not my main goal. My main goal right now is to get through college. Yes, I would LOVE for my body type to look more like the Wolverine, but whatever weight loss happens, it will be from me choosing to live a more active lifestyle. I don't think it will help if I give myself medical anorexia or go on medicine to curb my appetite. I probably eat about the same amount of food OR LESS than my peers. I do not have the luxury of being able to eat anything I want because I DON'T WANT TO BE SICK ANYMORE. It fucking sucks when you can't even go to class because you're stuck on the toilet because SOMEONE promised they would bring something you could eat and never fucking did. I force myself to try new things, sometimes with textures that suck balls, because I can't just not eat. I cannot eat the majority of my comfort foods, so I have to find new ones. I cannot eat the majority of foods IN GENERAL. But guess what? Because I CAN'T eat most junk food, I eat healthier. And even though I can't eat most junk food, I still weigh 250 pounds by eating only 1 serving of food on a small plate. I usually don't go back for seconds either. I'm fat and with medications I am on it is not easy to lose weight. Even if I wasn't, it never has been easy. I have been called fat since I was 9 and I wasn't on the medication I'm on now then. I used to have low mobility from chronic pain and now I know that I probably had low energy too. Hell, the fact that I couldn't digest anything could be a reason I had pika as a kid. But I digress. I am not an unhealthy person. I am actually getting MORE HEALTHY as my body heals from all the shit I didn't even know I did to it as a kid. I run more. I can climb faster without getting out of breath. I can move without pain more of the time. The thing is, I have not lost enough weight that I can attribute any of those improvements to it.

The doctor who refered me to a weight loss surgery clinic probably meant well. They probably thought it would help if I lost weight and relieved some of that pressure off myself. The problem is that it still is not the solution. Sure, maybe they'll get a bit better, but they'll still get worse every time someone brings me to a restaurant for lunch that only serves food they know I can't eat. It'll still get worse when someone gives me a gift of food that I'll feel guilty for refusing. It'll get worse every time I get angry because I can't eat the food I enjoy anymore, angry that the dining hall never serves pizza in a way that I can eat it too. Because I am angry. I'm angry when I can't eat pizza and icecream and Goldfish. I'm angry when my friends have so few options to choose from with their own dietary restrictions, both religious and medical. I'm angry when people offer food as an incentive but I can't eat it. I'm angry when people promise a meal provided and I just have to go hungry. When I'm angry at all the shit, that's when I go and fuck up my GI and THAT is what aggravates hemorrhoids.

Anywhy. I think... when someone tells you they've lost over three pounds in four weeks... you don't... tell them that they will never accomplish real improvement without life changing surgery.

Chat is it normal to diagnose someone with hemorrhoids and then declare the best way to treat them would be to bisect the person's vital organs?

[incorrect-mha-bnha]

BNHA HEADCANNONS again

Eri holds anual tea parties with everyone but banned Bakugou for “a thousand eternities” because he kept getting into bickering matches with her stuffed animals on who was the better princess.

Kaminari can, in fact, cook and bake. You can’t tell me I’m wrong because I also hc him as a huge stoner. The same with Sero. Those boys be cooking and whippin in the kitchen. Case closed.

Much like Star Lord, I believe Dabi would be one to wear headphones and carry around a cassette tape while he destroys things. People screaming and havoc being caused but it’s all muffled by his tunes. He even dances around as he works.

Mitsuki is the kind of woman to bark at men that catcall her. You can’t say I’m wrong, because I’m not. She would have no shame barking at some sleazebag that passes a rather suggestive demeaning comment her way thinking he’d get away scotch free and have a laugh over it with his sexist buddies— WELL HED BE WRONG because as soon as she hears some punk yell “Nice (insert sexist joke)!” She’d stop, turn his way slowly and start barking as shown.... “BARK BARK RUFF AWOOOO GRRRR BARK BARK BARK!” And the man would literally die on the spot. Gone. A queen. A badass. What a woman.

During that scene in the sports festival where they brought out Bakugou in chains and a muzzle like some villain rather than a teenage child. You know the one— yeah you do. Anyway. He was having an PTSD attack about the slime villain. Tell me I’m wrong. His mouth was covered and he was restrained. It was NOT very long after it either. What were they thinking? Trick question. The whole hero system is trash.

(CW: Vore) I personally think the most twisted hero turned villain scenario would be Tamaki. He eats things to gain power in his quirk.... I think you know where this is going. Imagine finding out a villain literally eating heroes and random civilians to gain their quirks? Wack

Back on my partially blind Todoroki hc. Due to his impaired vision, he tends to stand with his right side towards the opponent as to keep them in his sights and guard blind spots.

When Bakugou gets lonely, he will set off tiny explosions like fireworks that remind him of younger days when him and his friends would attend festivals and run around with sparklers.

I do like the Latin Sero hc so along those lines... you cannot tell me he wouldn’t chase anyone around the dorms with a chancla over something. It’s about as scary as an Aizawa woken up mid nap. He could chuck it a 100 yards and away and still hit you square in the head. Sero is so scary with a chancla, even Bakugou won’t attempt to fuck with him. *Starts yelling* *Sero comes out of nowhere with a sandal in his hand* “Are you yelling at Midoriya again?” *Bakugou looks up then slowly turns away and stalks off grumbling*

Izy is blasian (I don’t know if that’s the correct terminology for the mix) and will from this point on be known as Dekquan on this blog and to me. My mind is Astral in this bitch today. So many hc and thoughts. Hair care products, routines, ethnicity to learn from, SO MUCH. I also hc Mina as black, gods and her know how much of a struggle that boy will go through to take care of his hair.

Listen... I love the Bakusquad.... but they really aren’t exactly feral. Dekquansquad is immensely chaotic in terms of actions. They almost got charged with multiple offenses and Todoroki tried to square up with the head police chief. Not to mention Iida quite literally went to mu1der Stain with the help of Dekquan and Todd. After that they practically said “And what about it!?” THEN half the Dekquansquad went out to rescues Bak, and didn’t give a single fuck about the consequences. Bottom line? Dekquan knows every heroes weakness and has yet to snap completely, Iida has attempted murder under his belt, Todd has the pure teenage rebellious spite mixed with “Neutral chaotic come at me Bro!” Energy fueling him, Ochac is there for the money. Whats bakusquad got? Some Latin scotch tape, a badass breakdancer, pika pika let me charge your phone mister suave, “oh that doesn’t sound very heroic” sunshine and daisies man, and ‘I go to bed for 8’ rabies n company. Don’t even try.

Bak’s parents are fashion designers. Why does this detail matter? Take a look at his hero costume. The color pallet doesn’t clash, the asccesories make sense. (In a sense). It’s the most well put together hero costume out of Class 1A. He had to have picked up tricks and rules to follow from his parents work, you cannot tell me otherwise.

Mina would sing WAP at Uraraka’s wedding..... change my mind.

(Not a ship hc) Will I ever shut up about Kirishima, Bak and Mina being my emotional support Wonder Trio (Im going to need to think of a different damn name) even if I don’t post about it? No. Mina forms a close bond with them as the years progress. Spending more time, opening up with them, nurturing with affection. It goes both ways as well. The boys care about her immensely, becoming protective and promising to be there when she needs it. Inside jokes, training and teasing- they have it all. Their dynamic is *chefs kiss* and I promise to post about it in the future.

Denk has to have brain damage, I’m pretty damn sure. If you’re using electricity to the point of being incapacitated and numerous amount of times then there has to be some adverse effects at play.

[errorpeachy]

Bby if your requests are open can I request an angsty Kurapika fic where he's stressed so tells his s/o they're just a burden and then they leaves him alone for days and the guilt eats him up and the reader feels so insecure about their personality? Overall just angst pwase 💕

Oh girl, you got it. ~🍑💞

I highly recommend listening to this song while reading to set the tone!

Pairing: Kurapika x gn! reader

Genre: angst

cw: arguing, hurtful comments, self-loathing

˚₊·͟͟͟͟͟͟͞͞͞͞͞͞➳❥ 𝕓𝕦𝕣𝕕𝕖𝕟．

『••✎••』

He was up again.

You realized this when you rolled over, attempting to wrap your arms around him only to be met with the cold side of the bed. Sighing, you rubbed your eyes, sitting up and squinting to adjust to the dark. You tossed your blankets aside, shivering as your feet met the cold floor of your room. Clicks of keyboard keys were coming from the living room, and as you opened the door and padded your way to the couch, he finally noticed you were up.

“Go back to sleep, it’s late.” He said, attempting to dismiss you quickly. Not even sparing you a glance. You huffed, going over to him. “Kurapika, what are you doing?” You asked, seeing how wide his eyes were, attempting to fight off sleep for himself. “I got a new lead on them. I have to find them.” He replied, his fingers going faster as he clicked around on different tabs. “Pika, this is the third time this week that you’ve done this. Please come back to sleep, you can do more searching in the morning.” You pleaded, yawning. He simply glared, eyes affixing on your tired form for the first time since you’ve been awake. You frowned at this, not understanding why he looked so angry all of a sudden. “Leave me alone.” He spat coldly, causing your eyes to widen as he went back to typing.

You gritted your teeth, jaw clenching as anger boiled up inside of you. Going around the couch, you walked over to him, grabbing the top of the laptop. Before he could say anything, you pulled it away from him. “What the?- Y/N!” He shouted, exasperated, “give that back!”. You glared at him, setting it on the coffee table and shaking your head. “You need sleep Pika, come to bed.” You said, once again trying to have his best interest in mind. Fixing your eyes on his, it surprised you when they turned to a deep scarlet.

“You have no idea what this means to me,” he started, “all you do is get in my way. I don’t care about you. I care about getting my revenge. You’re nothing but a distraction.”.

“Frankly, you’ve become a burden.”.

Your eyes widened in shock as he leaned over and snatched the laptop off the coffee table, once again going back to typing. You felt tears spring up into your eyes, the hurtful words digging into your chest like knives from your lover. You still held your ground, however. “Fuck you, Kurapika. All I want is for you to be happy and healthy.” You said, immediately going to disappear into your shared bedroom.

Leaving him to sleep on the couch.

『••✎••』

When Kurapika went into the bedroom, he didn’t find you there. Frowning, he checked his phone and saw he had missed a text from you last night.

Darling❤️

I’m going to Leorio’s until you man up and apologize.

He frowned, thinking back to what he said. He was awful to you, he realized that now. He was just so stressed, so exhausted. It blinded him with frustration, and he took it out on you.

You didn’t deserve that.

He didn’t deserve you. You were precious. You were his world. You were all he had left. Why was he like this? Why does he push everyone away? He didn’t like being like this. He wished he could change.

Stumbling, he sat on the bed, holding his phone in his hands as he stared at a picture of you and him that was hung on the wall.

What on earth has he done?

『••✎••』

It had been two days. Two days since the argument you had with Kurapika. You were sleeping in Leorio’s bed, the lanky man taking up the couch so you could get a comfortable rest.

It was late at night when you heard a knock on the door. Getting up from the bed, you sleepily rubbed your eyes and went to go answer it. Pulling the door open with a creak, your eyes widened immediately to see Kurapika’s dishevled state. “Please, come outside.” He begged, a pitiful look on his face. You blinked, turning to slip on your slippers before pointing inside the house with your thumb. “Leorio’s apartment balcony will give us more privacy.” You explained, letting the blonde follow you inside and out to the balcony. You sat in the chair opposite to him, face cold. “What do you want?” You asked, raising a brow.

He closed his eyes, going silent for a second before looking up at you. “I want to apologize. I had no excuse to take out my frustration on you. I was just so blinded by my need to find them, my revenge, I’m... im sorry. I love you with my entire being, and I never want to lose you. I know I’m not the best person at all. I disappear for days or even weeks with barely any updates, but there’s still one fact. I love you, Y/N. My heart is yours. Every time I look at you, I feel like I’m staring at a higher being, an ethereal angel sent down for me. You’re more precious than any gems that could be offered. You’re my everything.” He said, eyes ruby and full of emotion. You stared at him, feeling your own eyes start to water as you looked down and wiped them.

Looking back up, you smiled. “I love you, Pika.”

This time, he smiled back. “I love you too, darling.”

And just like that, everything was right again.

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #791: Wrath of the Certified Moms (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

4:23 p.m. at Smash Mansion's Dining Hall......

It was quiet and Intense afternoon at the Mansion of Smash as everyone hides away and watch an unfazed Kazuya have himself a conversation with the Certified Moms Squads, who are not very happy with him at the point.

Peach: Mr. Kazuya. (Crosses Her Arms in a Not Pleased Yet Professional Like Manner) I take it that you are wondering why we wanted to talk to you at this very moment, yes?

Kazuya: No. I don't actually. But since we're here.....(Slams Two of his Feet On the Table One By One) Let's talk.

Samus: What the hell are you doing?

Kazuya: (Raised an Eyebrow at the Bounty Hunter Glaring at Him) Pardon?

Daisy: (Glares at Kazuya as Well) You heard the lady, buster. Why the hell do you have your crumby feet on the table!?

Kazuya: What? Am I not supposed to do that here or something?

Rosalina: (Simply Nodded) That is right. It's very rude and thoughtless.

Isabella: Not to mention unsanitary.

Tifa: This might be our first time meeting one another.....(Glares at Kazuya Harsh) But I know for a fact that you weren't raised on a damn farm.

Samus: Exactly. So if you know what's good for you going forward....(Starts Gritting her Teeth) We suggest you take your feet off the fucking table. Right now.

Kazuya: (Starts at the Glaring for a Brief Second Before Scoffing a Bit in Defeat as He Reluctantly Did What He Was Told) There. Happy?

Samus: (Glare Pierce Harder at the Man) Very.

Peach: ('Sigh') Now with that out of the way, Mr. Kazuya, after you fought Ganondorf and threw him off a cliff, is it true that you tried to do the same to Pit and Kirby afterwards?

Kazuya: What? You mean the Angel Boy and Pink Puffball? ('Heh') Yeah. I did. What of it?

Palutena: (Immediately Gets Up and Angrily Slams her Hands on the Table) ('SLAM') WHAT OF IT!? YOU ALMOST KILLED MY BABY, YOU MURDEROUS PIECE OF-

Bayonetta: (Immediately Got Up and Place Her Hands on Palutena's Shoulders to Calm her Down) Paulie dear, please. Calm yourself.

Tifa: (Gently Place her Hand on Top of Palutena's) Bayo's right. Don't let him get to you like this.

Palutena: How can you all expect me to be calm in a time like that!? (Tears Starts Falling Down on her Face) Have you forgotten what that bastard done to Pit!?

Peach: (Turns Around to Palutena with a Worried yet Understanding Frown on her Face) We understand how you feel completely, dear. Which is all the more reasons why you should let me do all the talking. You do trust us, right?

Palutena: Of course I do. ('Sniff') You girls are my family...('Sniff') I just....I just can't help not being upset, you know?

Bayonetta: (Gently Pulls Palutena into a Loving Hug) I know, my sweet, beautiful goddess. I know. But we all need to pull ourselves together and get Peach handle this. For our babies sake.

Palutena begins to looks up and see Pit, Kirby, and the Phantom Thieves hiding behind the living room's wall, witnessing everything going down in the dining hall.

Palutena: (Sighs While Finally Calming Herself Down) Right. I do need to pull myself together. (Turns to Pit While Quietly Saying 'I Love You' to Him With a Sad Smile Before Sitting Back Down)

Pit: (Smiles Softly) I love you too, mom

Kazuya: (Suddenly Starts to Chuckle Evilly For Almost Everyone in the Mansion to Hear)

Peach: (Raised an Eye Brow at Kazuya in a Very Unamused Manner) Something's funny to you, Kazuya?

Kazuya: Yes, actually. Here I thought participating in this kind of tournament would be somewhat interesting. I'd never imagined how pathetically soft amd weak minded all of you really are. But I suppose be too shouldn't be surprised by the outcome, since you have an embarrassment of a tyrant king and an annoying puffball as one of your competitors.

Ganondorf: (Growling Angry at Kazuya from the Distance With the Other League of Villains Members)

Kazuya: And worthless angel boy of yours was easily the weakest of them all that it's laughable at best.

Pit starts to frown sadly by Kazuya's words until Ren place a hand onto his shoulder while giving him a reassuring look that feels him to not to believe a single word he says. This, in it if itself, actually helps calm the angel down immensely.

Kazuya: Hell, he's better off being dead if any-

'CRASH'

Without a second thought, Peach angrily punched down the table I front of her, the ladies, and Kazuya so hard that it crumbles to the ground, easily breaking it into small, tiny pieces, much everyone's surprise and shock.

Bowser: Holy........

Samus: ........Shit........

Ryuji: (From the Living Room) EXCLAMATION MARK!!!!

Kazuya: (Starts Smirking at the Angered Princess While Being Unfazed by the Sudden Event) What's this now? Did I do finally struck a nerve, your highness?

Peach: (Immediately Grabs Kazuya By the Collar While Giving the Most Darkest, Piercing Glare Imaginable, Even For Her) Listen here, you insufferable, arrogant creep! I don't what made you the way you are right now, and frankly, I don't give a single damn about it at this point! All you need to know that if you're planning on continuing to set foot in this mansion, you don't EVER insult my babies and harm my family ever again! YOU HEAR ME!?

Daisy: (Immediately Got Up to Calm Peach Down) Woah there, cuz. Take it easy for us, okay?

Samus: (Got Up and Calm Peach Down as Well) Daisy's right, Peach. He's not worth the trouble at this point......

Peach looks back and forth the girls and Kazuya for a few seconds before finally calming herself down.

Peach: ('Sighs in Defeat') Okay......(Finally Let's Go of Kazuya) I suppose I should apologize for what happened just now. It wasn't lady like of me.

Daisy: (Chuckles Lightly) Are you kidding me? That was most badass thing I've ever seen yet! (Happily Hugs Peach) And it was all caused by my favorite cuz~

Peach: (Giggles Softly) I'm your only cousin, Daisy.

Samus: Yeah I'm gonna have to agree with Daisy this on. (Smirks a bit Playfully at Peach) I did not expect you to be this hardcore. I'm proud. Though, I think we might need to replace that table in a little bit.

Peach: (Giggles Softly Some More) I know. Thanks, you guys.

Kazuya: (Watches the Trio While Fixing his Collar and Shirt) ('Tch') Knew I should've ignored them if I had the chance.......

Peach: Kazuya Mishima!

Kazuya: (Turns Back to Peach) Yeah? What?

Peach: (Crosses her Arms While Glaring Darkly at Kazuya Again) Remember this well: If I EVER hear you pulled this stunt again, I will NOT hesitate to kick you out of this mansion and ban you from ever taking part of this tournament! Do you understand me!?

Kazuya was able to say something to the princess until his eyes suddenly begins to widened, as he comes to the realization that Peach's glare is starting to remind him of a woman from past. Who happens to be his deceased mother, Kazumi Mishima. It wasn't too long until he suddenly begins to get down on his knees and bow himself down to the princess in a traditional like manner, much everyone complete surprise.

Kazuya: I apologise for my foolish actions. It will never happen again.....

Peach: (Couldn't Believe What She's Seeing in Front of Her) Oh my.......I-I Mean! (Starts Clearing Her Throat Before Turning Away From the Fallen Man) As long as you got message, we'll hold you to it. Let's go, ladies. (Begins to Walks Away with Other Ladies Following Her)

Palutena gives one last harsh glare at Kazuya before walking away with the others. Leaving him to his lonesome self altogether. (While Still Being in a Bowing like Position).

Meanwhile.....

Bowser: (Eyes Widened After Witnessing Everything That Went Down Just Now) Well.........That happened?

Hades: (Starts Snicking) I know, right? Who would've thought the Devil Boy got whipped so easily?

Sephiroth: (Carrying Pichu in his Arms) I'm more surprise on how strong the princess has gotten. Mario's a lucky man.

Bowser: ('Tch') (Crosses his Arms While Looking Away) Yeah. Lucky jackass, bastard.....

Ganondorf: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ridley: (Turns to Ganondorf) What gotten you in a good mood?

Ganondorf: Seeing this warm grovelling on the floor! (Crosses his Arms While Smirking Evilly and Triumphantly) Knew he wasn't shit from the beginning.

Ridley: But didn't he still beat you and threw you off a cliff?

Ganondorf: (Slowly Turns to Ridley with a Deadpinned Glare) Do you want me throw you off a cliff instead, Ridley?

Ridley: ('Sigh') No.......

Bowser: (Looking at Kazuya Shaking Slightly in the Ground From a Distance) Uhh....Guys? I think the new guy's crying over here. Saying about missing his mom or whatever.....

Hades: Ah yeah. Forgot to mention this sooner, but his mom died when he was little. Just found that one out when I was reading his inner thoughts earlier. So.....oops.

Sephiroth: The loss of a loving mother is never an easy feeling. He has my pity.

Pichu: (Nodded in Agreement) Pika. Pi.

Ganondorf: ('Scoffs') He can cry about her all he wants. (Starts Walking Away) He'll no sympathy from me.

Elsewhere in the Fitness Gym.......

Ike: (Paused his Training Session For a Moment) Hm?......... (Shrugs Before Resuming his Workout)

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Hey! How would each member of the dekubowl (and Midoriya himself) react to dicks (*coughEndeavorcough*) saying that Aizawa is a bad teacher and shouldn't be one after do many attacks?

Phew! This took a bit! But I’m pretty happy with it!! To the people who sent in asks, I’m doing them in the order I got them.

Izu my baby: My child is pulling out all the receipts. He’s bringing up death tolls, destruction of property, likeability, his piece of shit personality. Now we all my Izu is smart, but he’s not Nedzu, and he only knows a few facts about the Todoroki family, but he does have years of reading and participating in online forums about the disappearances of Endeavors wife and eldest son, not to mentions the large scar on Todoroki’s face that came out of nowhere when he was a child. Oh yeah, Izuku could bury that wannabe and smother his flames whenever he liked. (Sorry, got a bit vindictive towards the end there whoops)

Bakugou: He gave Endeavor a big ‘ol “FUCK YOUUUU” and the look on that bastard’s face was fucking priceless. It was a mix of “Excuse me???”, “Excuse YOU!” and “Whose sassy scary small child is this????”. 10/10 would see again. Then Bakugou was like “You heard me you dim piece of shit. I don’t give a FUCK who you are, all I know is you’re not All Might, nowhere even close and he can’t even insult Aizawa like that, you number two brain dead motherfucker.” I’m sorry, some of you have never seen the number 1 piece of shit get cussed out by an angsty teen and it shows.

Kirishima, Denki, Sero: Denki my baby, had a panic attack and was on the verge of short circuiting himself. The USJ traumatized him. Anyway, Denki firmly believes it’s because of Dadzawa that he and everyone he cares about lived, so the idea of losing him caused him to panic. Kirishima was in charge of calming him down because not only was my pika-baby discharging like crazy, but Kirishima has the best hugs, all big warm and comforting. Don’t think he wasn’t staring Endeavor down like he was something to stomp beneath his feet though. So Sero, enraged not only because he did that to Denki, but he wants to know who THE FUCK ENDEAVOR THINKS HE IS?! Dadzawa is the best hero they have ever had to joy of learning from and Endeavor had no right to criticize him when his own children hated him. (Nedzu in his office “👁️👄👁️”). 

Tokoyami and Shoji: We all know he’s not the type to yell at people, and Dark Shadow is weak to light so he doesn’t really do anything other than give vague death threats that Endeavor doesn’t really understand but will keep him up in night wondering if that first year really had a Bloody Death Sword or- Anyway, so Tokoyami really depends on his buff boyfriend to make sure the message gets across. Shoji is staring. Endeavor. Down. Not moving a muscle, not making a sound, not blinking, holy shit is this kid even breathing what the-. He’s just staring. And of course, in his head he is cussing Endeavor out, like, 20x the amount Bakugou did, he’s just not the type to talk when he doesn’t need to. His glares on point though. 

Momo and Mina: Mina went off immediately, she doesn’t know much about Todoroki’s home life and she may not be the smartest but she does know that Izuku hates him, and if her muscled bean doesn’t like a hero, then that hero’s shit. She does not hesitate to tell him so either, called him a piece of shit right to his face and how she can’t wait for everyone to get their heads out of their asses and realize that he doesn’t even belong to be the number two hero, or a hero at all. Momo needed to compose herself first because never has she wanted to immediately hurt someone before, just for a few words. As soon as those words had left him, her mind was already pulling up internal blue prints of various weapons that she trained with from a young age to use. Once she composed herself, she had to think about everything that made their teacher someone to admire so she just wouldn’t end up cussing the man out, which goes against how she was raised. Once Mina had finally calmed, Momo slowly walked up to Endeavor and after pulling on a flame-resistant glove, slapped Endeavor in the face for the complete and utter bullshit that he just spewed. Aizawa-sensei was a man to look up to and inspire to be like when one got older. If it wasn’t for his faith in her, Momo would have the confidence she has in herself now, she wouldn’t be as comfortable with her intelligence as she was now if it wasn’t for him. She wouldn’t trade Aizawa-sensei for the world. (Mina was definably recording the whole thing because she has this sixth sense for recording at the perfect moment).

Iida and Shinso: You would think Iida would be there so Shinso wouldn’t make Endeavor do anything illegal with his quirk, but nope! Shinso was definably there so Iida would attack the number two hero. He has a reputation now, lmao. Iida compares Endeavor harshly with like any other fucking hero. Some honorable mentions are Ingentium, Muriko, All Might, Hawks, and Best Jeanist. (I feel like Endeavor wouldn’t like Best Jeanist). Shinso definitely goes off saying how physical quirks are shit and how even someone like himself could beat him. And that get Endeavor angry and he’s like “well then show me” and Shinso’s like “Really? Your giving me verbal permission to use my quirk on you.” And endeavors like “Of course! Your baby quirk can’t do shit to me.” And then Endeavor punched himself in the face.

Todoroki: “I am not you. I will never be you and I will never want to be you. I want to be a hero that mom would be proud of. One that Natsuo won’t hate, one that doesn’t give Fuyumi nightmares. I want to be one that Touya would ask for help. I don’t want to be the kind of hero that causes hate and rage and despair everywhere I go. I don’t want to be you. 

“No matter how many times you “train me” or yell at me, or threaten me I will never be you! I would rather die than be you! I want to be the kind of Hero that Izuku looks up to, the kind of hero Aizawa-sensei will hear about and think of how far along he helped me go. Because it’s because of Izuku and Aizawa-sensei that I will ever become a hero that I will be proud of. 

“My name is Shoto from UA and I want to be a hero that others feel safe when they see me. And that hero will never be based off of you. I will stand beside Izuku and Eraserhead and I will make sure people are safe, because that’s what heroes do.”

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Pikachu, I Choose You!

Category: Mild Romantic Fluff

Fandom: My Hero Academia

Characters: Kyoka Jiro, Denki Kaminari

Requested By: Spoilerz_Alert (Ao3)

"Nonononono- Ahhh, Denki, nooooooo!" 

Kyoka rubbed her eyes sleepily as she shuffled down the last few steps of stairs. Hanta's miserable wail floated out of the kitchen, making her ear jacks twitch as she registered the high-pitched sound. Metallic clangs and muttered curses followed, and when Kyoka approached to inspect the chaos occurring in the kitchen, she also could discern Denki's characteristic low-toned "yayyyyy."

She smothered a giggle as she rounded the corner to find the aforementioned blond seated at the table, drooling a little as he pushed his upturned thumbs through the air. Hanta was carrying the fried remains of their toaster over to the trash can. He tossed the blackened, sparking metal into the bin with an annoyed grunt, then slammed the lid closed. "God damn it, Denki! That's the third one this semester! Mr. Aizawa'll probably start making you pay for them!" he scolded. 

"Yayyyyyyyy," responded the short-circuited boy jovially. Hanta rolled his eyes and collapsed against the counter with an exaggerated sigh. 

"I just wanted some toast," he lamented woefully. His head lolled over to watch Kyoka as she strolled into the small kitchen. "Mornin'." 

"I see Chargebolt here has apprehended the toaster villain yet again," the girl quipped playfully. Denki's head bobbled on his neck like a baby's as he mindlessly ogled at her. As Kyoka raised an eyebrow at him, he cooed and gave her his thumbs-up motion. Kyoka smiled, unable to not find his addled state comical and endearing, and walked over to affectionately ruffle his yellow locks. "Great job, buddy. You saved us from a real menace." Denki released a bubbly laugh and flopped forward, forehead striking the table. 

"Fuck, did Pikachu fry the toaster again?!" Katsuki cursed as he stomped into the kitchen to find the boy slumped over and still constantly humming "yayyyyyy!" When Hanta and Kyoka nodded solemnly, the volatile blond angrily kicked the nearest chair and tromped over to the pantry. He ripped open a box of corn flakes and shoved his hand into the bag to grab a massive handful of the crunchy cereal. He pushed them into his mouth, a few missing the mark and clattering down to the floor, while glaring at Denki. "Fucking hell. I just wanted some fucking toast," he grumbled with full cheeks. 

"Me tooooo!" Hanta cried exasperatedly and threw his arms up in an irritated gesture. "The world's against us today." Denki blinked slowly and lifted his head to peer at Katsuki. 

"Yay?"

"'Yay,' indeed, moron," Katsuki huffed and shoved another handful of corn flakes into his mouth. "How the fuck does he keep fryin' the damn thing, anyway?" Passively listening to their conversation, Kyoka hunted through the various drawers for a can opener so she could peel the lid off the canned peaches she wanted for breakfast. 

"When he stays up all night gaming, he's super tired in the morning and can't control his Quirk!" Hanta answered with a pointed glare at the clueless blond, who nodded sagely and confirmed with a succinct "Yay." Not that he knew what they were even talking about. 

“Dumbass Pikachu,” Katsuki grumbled under his breath. Just as Katsuki uttered his nickname for Denki, Kyoka spied a few washable markers in one of the kitchen drawers. A mischievous ploy bloomed in her head, and so with a playful grin, she plucked up the red marker and uncapped it with her teeth. Katsuki raised an eyebrow at her as she crossed the kitchen and sat down in the chair beside the dazed Denki. “Uh, what are you doing?” 

“A little payback for the toaster,” Kyoka mused. That was her reason for them, but at the moment, Kyoka’s mind was absorbed with how absolutely adorable Denki would look like a cute little Pikachu. She chuckled to herself as she put the marker to his cheeks. Hanta and Katsuki watched her with wide eyes as Kyoka scrawled two oval shapes on Denki’s cheeks with the red pen, and dotted a cute little rounded triangle on the tip of his nose. They all snorted as Denki blinked incomprehensibly and hummed, “Yay?” when Kyoka finished. Sniggering, Kyoka snapped a picture and used her phone’s editing function to draw a pair of Pikachu ears and a zig-zaggy tail on him. She sent it in the students’ group chat, and Hanta and Katsuki’s phones pinged. They both burst into laughter when they opened up the message. 

“That’s rich,” Katsuki snickered, admiring Kyoka’s handiwork even as he shoved the cereal box bank into the pantry. By this time, Denki was beginning to regain his senses, blinking rapidly. It took him a moment to register Kyoka’s presence beside him. After he finally returned to his baseline state, he groaned and rubbed the side of his head. 

“Aw, man, did I fry the toaster again?” 

“Yup,” Katsuki confirmed as he strolled out of the room, apparently not wanting to hang around for the pending conversation. Denki whined self-loathingly and flopped forward against the table. He opened his phone to read the notification and shot upright when he saw the picture. 

“What the-! Hey!” he whined loudly. Kyoka stifled giggles with her hand as Denki opened his front-facing camera. “Not funny!” he complained, poking at the red ovals decorating his cheek. The marks made the pout he tossed her exceptionally cute. “You’re so mean, Kyoka…” 

“What? I think it’s adorable,” she complimented jokingly. Denki just groaned and pushed his cheeks around, smearing the edges of the circles. “Relaaaaax,” she laughed and nudged him lightly in the ribs with her elbow. “It’s washable ink. You don’t have to go to class like that.” 

“Thank God!” he exclaimed with relief, rising promptly from the chair. “I don’t think I could face Aizawa like this!” 

“Like what?” Denki jumped a foot in the air at the teacher’s sudden appearance; the dark, broody man hovered in the entranceway to the kitchen, clutching an empty mug that smelled faintly of coffee. Aizawa stared levelly at Denki as the boy gawked at him like a deer struck by headlights. Aizawa then just sighed and proceeded to the coffee pot to refill his cup with the bitter brown liquid. He mixed in a faint amount of sugar and then turned to stare blatantly at the blond boy while sipping at the beverage. “Pika-pi,” he said monotonously before sauntering off. As Kyoka and Hanta collapsed in hysterical laughter, Denki’s face turned a shade of crimson. 

“Yeah, yeah, you guys, laugh it up,” he mocked irritatedly as he made to leave as well. “Next time I’m frying the toaster on purpose!” he called as he rounded the corner. Kyoka nearly fell out of her chair as she tried to get up and follow. Holding her belly, she staggered to the wall, holding onto the edge as she shouted after him. 

“Denki! Come on; it was a joke! You’re not mad, right? Right? … Denki?” 

~~~~~~~~~~

Denki was obviously mad. 

Kyoka squirmed uncomfortably in her seat as she discreetly stared at him from across the classroom. He’d refused to speak to her since that morning, and had even resorted to avoiding her. They usually walked to class together, joined by Momo and Hanta, but when she’d joined the three on the front porch, he’d stomped off by himself, insisting he wanted to walk alone. He’d arrived to class first, and when she’d cheerfully greeted him, he’d ignored her. Groaning, Kyoka flopped forward onto her desk, not even bothering to get a head start on the English homework they’d been assigned. 

I’m so stupid… 

Tears prickled at the corners of her eyes, much to her surprise. She sat up to brush her fingertips over her eyes, which widened when she saw them glistening with salty tears. Hurriedly, she asked Present Mic if she could be excused and scurried off to the restroom. She slipped into a stall, locked it, and sank onto the toilet with a mournful sigh. What’s happening to me? Why am I so upset? She thought wildly as she rubbed at her eyes to stifle the tears. They stopped, but only just. 

Sure, maybe Kyoka’s prank wasn’t in good taste, but normally she’d just wait for someone to come around rather than moping over the silent treatment. But this was different. She couldn’t stand that Denki was angry with her, and it hadn’t even been six hours. The tears rolled down her cheeks as she fidgeted on the toilet, nervous energy causing her to twitch endlessly. She pulled up the damning photograph, and couldn’t help but smile at his adorably dorky expression. She laughed shakily and swiped her thumb over the screen, causing it to zoom in a little. He’s just so cute he makes me stupid… 

Kyoka squeaked aloud and sat bolt upright in the chair, dropping her phone in the process. She didn’t even rattle over the fact that the screen might have shattered. Her mind was shattering with a startling realization. Could I… Could I have a crush on Denki?! It was ludicrous. Ridiculous. Impossible! … And yet, as she thought of the boy, her heart fluttered in her chest. Groaning, she ran her hands over her face. And now he’s super pissed at me, she lamented. It was no wonder she hated the fact that he was angry… She was crushing on him, and only wanted to be in his good graces. 

“All right, Kyoka. Get out of your head,” she huffed, knocking on her head with both of her hands for emphasis. “Just calm down and be reasonable. All you have to do is apologize… That’ll smooth things over.” How could she apologize, though? She didn’t know if she could wait all day to corner Denki alone. “Drop some hints. That’s all you have to do,” she huffed doubtfully. Anxiety bubbled in her belly, making her a little nauseous. “That’s all you have to do,” she repeated, as if doing so would strengthen her will. 

It was much easier said than done. 

“Okay, Kyoka. Just relax. You got this,” she murmured under her breath. After returning from her solitary pep talk in the bathroom, the lunch bell had rung. She had just exited the line and was searching for a seat- a specific seat. Denki was settled with Hanta across the room. Kyoka’s eyes locked onto the empty booth seat across from them. After sucking in a breath like it was liquid courage, Kyoka speedily crossed the lunchroom and plopped her tray down in front of Denki, probably a little too harshly. Denki peered critically at her from under the strands of his bangs. A blush began to crawl up her neck. Much more calmly, she slid into the seat and cleared her throat. 

“H-Hey, Denki.” She saw the corner of his mouth twitch and hoped that was a sign he would break his silence. His gaze then dropped to his beef stew, and he swirled it around disinterestedly, steeping the rice in the thick broth. Kyoka swallowed, not one to be deterred, and pushed her tray forward slightly with a finger. “I know you much you like egg pudding,” she offered with a gesture to the little jiggly pudding sitting at the edge of the tray. “I don’t like it, but I thought you might like another, so…” she trailed off, hoping the boy would get the memo. His eyes were lidded as he studied the egg pudding. Silently, he reached out to take it off her tray and put it on his. He then resumed mindlessly stirring his stew. 

Hanta’s eyes shifted rapidly between the two of them, a noodle hanging out of his mouth. He slurped it up and then quickly stood, announcing that he was going to see if he could pilfer some more ramen from someone before running off like the Devil was behind him. Denki said nothing, but Kyoka saw his body tense uncomfortably. 

“Denki, I’m sorry, okay?!” she blurted before the boy could try and escape. “I shouldn’t have embarrassed you like that. I just… I just…” She couldn’t think of a reasonable explanation aside from she just thought he would look cute, and she sure as hell couldn’t say that. Denki’s golden eyes flickered up from the stew to stare fixedly at her. She slumped down in the booth seat at the harsh edge of the bright gold depths. “I’m sorry,” she repeated meekly, tears rising to her eyes without realizing it. “I’m just stupid…” 

“Kyoka,” he sighed, and the sound of his voice made her heart sing. He pushed the trays aside to reach across the table and grab her hand. He stared at it as he swept his thumb over the soft skin, and every caress sent fire flying through her nerves. Her cheeks burned pink, but Denki was seemingly oblivious to the romantic implications of his gesture. “You’re not stupid.” The smile he flashed her made Kyoka melt into a relieved puddle of mush right there, but she couldn’t help but object. 

“Denki, I took that dumb photo, and it was insensitive, and-”

“It’s okay!” He laughed with a dismissive wave of his free hand. He then looked bashfully down at the egg pudding she’d given him. “I mean, I was a little upset at first, because… I couldn’t help but wonder if that’s all you think I am. Some dumb, stupid Pikachu.” Before he could continue, Kyoka interrupted with her free hand flapping around wildly. 

“Oh, Denki, no! No, no, no! I just… I, um… Bakugo kept calling you Pikachu, and I just…” Growing meek, she slumped down into the booth until her shoulders hunched up to her ears. “I couldn’t help thinking about how cute you would look as a Pikachu…” Denki’s eyebrows nearly touched the roots of his hair as he gawked surprisedly at her. He then flashed her a brilliantly bright smile. 

“Oh, so that’s it?” Kyoka used her free hand to cover her bright red face as much as she could, embarrassed by how pleased he was at the prospect. Still holding her hand, he grabbed a fork and took a big bite of the egg pudding while Kyoka nodded admittingly. He seized his phone and pulled up the photograph, then smirked. “I guess I do look pretty adorable,” he reasoned with a wink at Kyoka. The girl’s headphone jack ears wriggled nervously, a bit unsettled by his one-eighty in mood. He dropped the phone and smiled sweetly at her. “I’m sorry for the way I acted. I shoulda just been a man and talked to you about it instead of giving you the silent treatment.” Kyoka’s throat bobbed as she swallowed the relieved sob rising in her chest. 

“Yeah, but… Fair’s fair, I guess,” she said guiltily. She flushed red as Denki leaned across the table to use his thumb to wipe away her tears. 

“No! Even if I was upset, taking it out on you like this was petty. As Kirishima would say, it wasn’t very manly of me.” His light-hearted tone all but forced Kyoka to give him a hiccupy laugh. How could she stay sad with the sunny boy around? Still, she couldn’t help but feel just a little bit blue; though he was gently sweeping her tears away, she could tell just by the look on his face that it was a purely platonic gesture. Still, she couldn’t help but lean a little into his touch, making her chin brush lightly against the heel of his palm. “I’ve got an idea,” he suggested with a bright smile. “How about tonight we watch a movie, huh?” 

“J-just the two of us?!” she squeaked, blushing at the high-pitched tone of her voice. Denki didn’t notice, nodding enthusiastically. “O-okay…” She was relieved that he was no longer irritated with her, but she couldn’t help but think that she was jumping out of the frying pan only to land in the fire.

~~~~~~~~~~

Kyoka had landed in the fire indeed. 

Her body burned with a fierce blush as she sat on the end of Denki’s bed, unable to focus on the anime movie playing on his television screen. He’d insisted on sharing a blanket, and so there she was, snuggled up under the covers with the oblivious blond and feeling like she would spontaneously combust at any moment. Denki lay on his stomach with his cheeks pushed into the palms of his hands. His ankles crossed over behind his back. Jiro was sitting upright beside him, hugging her knees to her chest and sweating nervously. 

Just play it cool, Kyoka… Don’t be weird… she encouraged herself frantically. With every passing second, she was terrified that Denki would notice the damp puddle of perspiration surely forming under her. She had to suppress a squeak when Denki shifted positions, sitting up beside her and tugging the blanket to enclose them in a suffocating bubble of heat. She worried her bottom lip with her teeth until the skin shredded a little. She’d only realized she was crushing on the boy less than eight hours ago, but now it was all she could think about. When his arm inadvertently brushed against hers, she couldn’t take it anymore. Squealing, she jumped out of the covers to stumble out onto the floor. 

“Kyoka? What’s up?” Denki blinked owlishly at her as she panted heavily. Every inch of her skin felt like it was submerged in lava. Part of her was frustrated that he wasn’t picking up on the undeniable signs, but the other part of her thought she’d surely die if he posed the possibility of her crushing on him. The turmoil of the day had fried Kyoka’s brain to charred mush, so she could only sink into one of his bean bag chairs with an agonized groan. 

“I don’t… I just… I need a minute,” Kyoka whined miserably. Denki blinked slowly, then peeled the blankets off himself and timidly crawled over to her. She peered through her eyelashes at him as he approached cautiously, her cheeks growing redder with every inch he crept closer. 

“Kyoka… Are you feeling okay?” he inquired with a suspicious look. Sure that her cheeks were the shade of tomatoes, she groaned and looked away ruefully. She rubbed at her face, flinching at the sheer amount of heat radiating off her body in suffocating waves. “You’re acting weird,” Denki continued with a concerned tone. “Look, I promise I’m not mad at you.” 

“It’s not that,” she admitted through the fingers laced over her lips. She stared intently up at the ceiling with shaky eyes. Was she really about to confess this? “Do… Do you know… Why I was so upset at the fact that you were mad at me?” Denki grunted, and she could tell by the way his clothes shifted that he was rubbing the back of his neck puzzledly. 

“Well… I dunno… I was a little shocked at how sensitive you were about it.” The bean bag creaked as she wiggled uncomfortably in the embracing soft bag of beads. 

“I… Well… I couldn’t stand the idea that you were mad at me because… because…” Her throat closed up, preventing her from forcing out the words though she desperately wished she could just spit them out. Her chest felt like a great big balloon had swelled up inside her, pushing on her chest wall to make it impossibly tight. Denki waited patiently for her to continue. Kyoka just couldn’t. Frustrated tears began to burn her eyes, and she desperately tried to swallow the lump in her throat. Whining in agony, she clamped her hands down over her eyes, praying the darkness would push her over the edge into a confession. It didn’t. 

“Kyoka?” Denki’s voice was soft, inquisitive. She heard him crawl around the edge of the bean bag to sit on his knees beside her. She whimpered as his fingers began to pull at her own, slowly prying her hand away from her left eye. Hesitantly, she cracked that eye open to see him smiling amusedly. “You’re not trying to say that you like me, are you?” She pulled her bottom lip under her teeth and chewed anxiously on it, debating whether to admit it or start vehemently denying it. After a few seconds, she managed a tiny nod. “This better not be some kinda cruel joke.” She squeaked and started sputtering refusals at his deadly serious expression. Then, in the next second, he was laughing animatedly. 

“Denkiiii!” she whined, red-faced, and punched him in the shoulder. He kept cackling even as he rubbed the now sore area. 

“I’m sorry! I couldn’t help but get a little payback,” he chuckled. Kyoka settled down after a minute, but her face continued to burn. He smiled affectionately; it made her heart thump loudly in her chest. “I like you too, Kyoka. To tell ya the truth… Being angry with you made me so miserable I couldn’t stand it.” 

“Really?” she asked in a small voice, and he nodded. 

“Yeah. That’s why I couldn’t stay mad,” Denki said gently. His hand rose to cup Kyoka’s cheek, and she pressed her face into it, relishing the soft skin of his palm embracing her. “I could never stay mad at you.” 

“Even when I do stupid stuff?” 

“Hey,” Denki snorted, “considering I’m the world’s leading expert in stupid stunts, I can cut you some slack for the occasional lapse in judgment.” Kyoka giggled. Her body sung with a bubbly champagne-like high that sent her mind floating into blissful, foggy euphoria.

Denki leaned forward to press his forehead against hers, eyes lidded as he smiled lovingly. “You haven’t smiled all day,” he remarked, catching her off guard. “I love it when you smile.” His compliment made the small smile on her lips stretch wide across her face. His thumb caressed the arc of her cheekbone as he stared deep into her eyes. 

“So are you gonna kiss me orrrrrrrr what, Pikachu?” His eyebrow cocked at her blatant request. Kyoka’s cheeks tinged pink at her boldness, but she levelly held his stare, challenging him. Denki smiled impishly, but then leaned in, pressing his mouth to hers in a lingering sweet kiss. Kyoka hummed approvingly at the pleasant sensation of his soft lips molding over hers. The movie they were watching was long forgotten as they basked in the glow of each other’s presence and the bliss of young love blooming between them. 

~Bonus~ 

Kyoka’s smile was bright as daylight as she stared into her phone screen; Momo could see it across the room. She approached Kyoka from behind as the girl lounged on the common room sofa, feet kicked up over the back and reclined against one of the throw pillows. 

“What are you smiling about?” Momo inquired as she leaned over the arm of the couch. Kyoka was staring at her lock screen. It was a photo of her and Denki; they had marker on their faces- red ovals on their cheeks, and a little rounded triangle on the tips of their noses. Brown-tipped, long, pointed yellow ears and zig-zaggy tails had been scrawled in the background with her editing app. They looked so happy together, pressed against one another as they smiled for the camera. Momo smiled, glad to see her best friend so madly in love. Kyoka tipped her head back over the arm of the couch to grin blissfully at Momo. 

“Oh, you know… Making plans. Denki wants to go out to eat tonight.” Momo hummed approvingly and leaned down, pressing her cheek against the top of her friend’s head as she hugged her loosely. 

“I’m happy for you, Kyoka. You deserve it.” 

“Thanks,” the noirette said and glanced back to her phone to respond to a message from Denki. “So, when are you gonna start going out with Todoroki?” 

“I-I beg your pardon?!”

Enjoy this oneshot? Feel free to peruse my Table of Contents!

Tag List: @deliathedork​ @simplybakugou​ @sadistiks​ @wesparklebitch​

[bakugouscentedcaramel]

💕Soft Bois Hour 💞

We all just need some softies up in this bitch, buckle up your hearts y'all because here's a bakers dozen of soft Bois here to soothe your affection thirsty hearts

Bakugou

You're planted firmly in his lap with your back flushed against his chest

His chin resting on your shoulder and his arms wrapped around your torso

You both are just watching a video on your phone, you laugh which causes him to watch you instead

Your laugh was what first started it, he felt his heart swell with softness

The vibration in your body warmed his senses as he felt himself smile at you

His eyes locked onto your face, the eyes that melted him, the mouth that showered him in love, the blush he craved every single waking day

He nuzzled into your neck and sighed contently

You could feel his steady heartbeat on your back as he leaned further into you

"You're so beautiful Y/n..." He grumbled against your skin as his arms softly tightened their hold on you

Todoroki

You two were on a date and decided to sit outside at a café

The sun was beaming and so we're you

To be honest he wasn't paying attention to what you were trying to tell him, he was too busy being infatuated with you

Your bright eyes shone with enough light to put the constellations to shame

Your lips were more tempting than any cafe cookie, the way they moved put him in a trance

The way your hair blew in the wind could've been out of a movie scene

And he loved every second of it

He reached out to brush the back of his hand against your cheek and smiled softly

You paused at the sudden touch before you saw his eyes lid softly before

"Y/n, I love you more than anything..." He grabbed your hand and kissed it tenderly before taking a sip of his coffee, basking in the blush that dusted your cheeks

Midoriya

You two were just laying down after a hard busy day

You were laying on his chest with his arm around you, just listening to him rambling about his day, occasionally adding your input

Until your answers got shorter and more simple

You could feel the sleep shrouding your eyes

Izuku kept rambling for about 15 minutes before he realized you fell asleep

He smiled softly

He always found it cute that his voice alone could put you to sleep, but he also couldn't help but feel that he bored you to sleep

His thoughts snowballed causing his anxiety to rise

Until you shifted into him and murmured a "Keep going, Izu.."

"A-anything for you, Y/n..." He kissed your forehead and continued his banter about the silver age of heroes, his voice now significantly softer than before as an actual attempt to get you to fall asleep

Shinsou

He didn't understand any of this

You were just cooking but you were so..

Breathtaking

The way your hair fell on your shoulders, your fluid movements, and god your humming...

He couldn't help himself from walking up to you and hugging you from behind

His arms wrapped around your waist and he rested his head on your shoulder

"Are you sure you don't want my help, love?"

Your affirmation was just as intoxicating as how your eyes looked at his with such a love filled energy

He chuckled and started swaying the two of you to the beating of his own heart

He hummed a melody of his own making, the vibrations tickling your skin

Slow dancing with his glorious Sun was all he could ever ask for

Kaminari

"Hey Babe! Whatcha think?" You gave your Thor Knockoff a twirl

You came out of the dressing room with full on Chargebolt merch

He whipped his head over and you could see him about to short circuit, a soft dorky smile gracing his face

Unknowing to you, you gave him the knock out move

You giggled at his reaction and flashed him that dazzling smile

The lights flickered and he was down for the count

Once you explain to the staff that he is indeed ok and there's no need to call an ambulance, you drag him into the dressing room, power bank charger in hand

After a few minutes of charging his batteries he let out a dazed chuckle

"Y/n... I'm so grateful for you, you have no idea, hot stuff"

"Clam it pika, you can't be doing this at every single store we go to."

Tokoyami

You two were in a tree, just watching the stars through the cloudy sky

You were laying in his lap and your back against his chest, his arms keeping you steady and secure on the branch

Everything was so peaceful, until he let out a frustrated sigh, Dark Shadow eyeing his weilder

"I'm sorry that the sky isn't clear enough for this, Y/n. The forecast said it was going to be crystal clear."

You laughed causing him to recoil in surprise

"Love no, it's already perfect. It's so pretty how the stars peak through the clouds like this, they dazzle through the leaves and it's like a little show for us. Not to mention any time we spend together is already perfect!" Lean further into him and look up at him, giving him that intoxicating smile.

His features relaxed and his grip on you tightened, Dark Shadow finding a more comfortable spot on the bark

"You are too good for me, my Queen of Darkness.."

Kirishima

You've just gotten out of the shower, already dressed and your hair in a towel

Your Shark boi wasn't about to pass up this opportunity

"Hey Y/n, want me to do your hair?" His smile should've been illegal

You shrugged and agreed, no harm in it right?

As soon as the towel came off he was starstruck

Got a whiff of your shampoo and nearly keeled over

Brushes your hair for you and makes sure it doesn't pull, taking impressive care not to be too rough

Low-key spends most of the time combing through your hair with his fingers

Eventually gives you a braid crown

"Every Queen deserves a crown, and your hair is like the threads of heavens harp, my goddess..."

Iida

You were working later than usual, and he hated it

He knew how hard you were on yourself if you didn't "work to your fullest"

So he did the best he could

He cleaned your shared apartment and left you dinner in the fridge, did your laundry for you, the whole 9 yards

But you were still out later than he thought

Ended up leaving four voicemails, each one sounding more tired than the last one, always ending with "I love you, Y/n, come home soon"

You came home to him asleep on the couch, his mouth partially open and his arms crossed

Once he heard your keys rattling on the table he groggily woke up

"Nngn, welcome home, Y/n... Let's go to bed.."

Aizawa

He must've fallen asleep on the couch you two just bought

The last thing he remembers was stretching out on it and you joining him

Now he's awake and you're still asleep, on top of him, your gentle snores causing a smile to creep on his face

He picked up the blanket from the floor, you must've shook it off in your sleep

He tossed it over the both of you, hoping you wouldn't wake up from the movement

You only just stirred before nuzzling into his chest

He chuckled quietly before playing with you hair, twirling it between his fingers

"My Nap Queen..."

"...ngn.. Nap King..."

Fuck you heard him

Now he has to come up with a clever excuse for his blush

Toshinori

He was up extremely late grading papers and customizing each of his students training regiments

You loved the fact he cared so much about his pupils but he needs sleep too, and you've gotten into the habit of sleeping with him so sleeping by yourself was out of the question

You watched him from the doorway of his office, blanket draped over yourself like a gown, the dim light of candles illuminated his desk, the smell of papers and ink flooded your senses

You couldn't help but yawn at the relaxing atmosphere

Toshi huffed and turned to see your sleepless self watching him

"I'll be finished soon, I promise my love." He gave you a weak smile, his eyes hazed with his own tiredness

"Toshi, please darling. You know I can't sleep without you, I can come by tomorrow for the class as an apology for their papers not getting graded. Please come to bed, hon."

He couldn't help but smirk at your plea

"I suppose" he blew out the candles and made his way over to you

He picked you up gently and started princess carrying you to the bed

"You certainly are the best decision I've made, my heart."

Dabi

You were full of piss and vinegar today, and he might've just unleased a rabid beast

One of his teases sent you over the edge

You were bottling up all of the weeks frustrations but his snide comment just uncapped it all

"You're a son of a bitch Dabi, you know that? You never fuckin help me with ANYTHING but you want me to cater to your lazy ass??? YOU FUCKING WANT FOOD GO GET IT YOURSELF YOU FOOTBALL LOOKIN MOTHER FUCKER-"

He was starstruck, a normal person would've retreated with their tail between their legs but he was infatuated with every emotion, every expression, every syllable

You truly were his very own wildfire

He slammed his lips into yours with an unexpected energy

It was soft and sincere which was unlike him

Was this his way of apologizing? Or was it..

He's smirking at your bafflement

"Relax Dollface. Don't worry about dinner. I'll take care of it. What's my wildfire of spite in the mood for tonight"

You could've sworn you saw a shit-eating grin through his honeyed words

Shigaraki

You two were sleeping next to each other, but with different blankets

You knew he was scared of ever touching you but tonight was going to be one of the worst

He started tossing and turning suddenly, unconsciously scratching in his sleep, he was having a nightmare

His trembling form rattled the bedframe. His breaths that choked him, his frantic mumbles, his desperate clawing, all filled the room

You gently shook him awake, worry filling your heart and mind. His eyes shot open, red and bloodshot, a tear rappelling down his face

He shoved you away and sat up, his back facing you while he tried to catch his breath

You laid against his form, hoping your warmth would comfort him like normal, you hummed one of his video games' melody in hopes of calming him

He didn't acknowledge you, but you could feel him slightly relax under you, a shaky huff escaping his lips

He's slowly getting used to contact, he just needs some time

[pikachugirl1250]

And that officially marks the end of Saeran’s route and my playthroughs of my two favorite routes! It was truly fun to go back to Mystic Messenger and fall in love with my two favorite characters again. I will also add some thoughts before I finish my Mystic Messenger spam posting:

Note: SPOILERS FOR THE END OF RAY/SAERAN’S ROUTE AHEAD!

First off: Saeran. As of now, we still haven’t heard any news regarding Saeran’s After-Ending, but it also makes me incredibly curious if it will be the same choice format as they did for V’s. I just hope that it’s been held off for so long because Cheritz is working hard on it to make sure that after-ending is worth the wait and very fulfilling to what Saeran’s route had and left off on at the end. What I want to happen is, for one thing, we find a way to get Saeyoung back, see why V just suddenly went back to Rika and what’ll happen in their future. Also hopefully V can make it back to the messenger and if he reveals that Rika is still alive. Also to not have V die, for fuck’s sake, though he’s definitely going blind for sure if he doesn’t get his surgery.

Second: Besides the fact that Saeran and Zen are my two favorite characters in the game, I also feel like that those are the two characters that needed the love from the player the most. At least to me, it feels like that. While Zen is a narcissist and goes on about how he wants a girlfriend, he’s so prepared to know how to take care of the girl he loves and has his life together, even as a (somewhat famous) celebrity. Plus when I played the other routes, my heart still leaned towards Zen because I just felt so bad from not being with him instead. He’s so much of a romantic, it’s hard not to want to be with him. In reality, he’s who I’d have Annie choose. Plus when I played V’s route, I wanted to be with Saeran more, but note that Saeran’s route wasn’t made yet at the time.

If you saw some of my previous screenshots, you’d see that I was playing Saeran’s route under Pika, my other self. That’s because Pika is who I’d want to be with him while Annie is with Zen, if their relationships happened at the same time. Like Saeran, Pika was also abused in her life, and had to learn how to fend for herself. She took Ray’s offer in the beginning of Another Story under intuition, like most of her life events usually occur. She felt Ray’s pain and wanted to be with him, and that soon turned to love. She knew Ray needed it and immediately directed those feelings to helping Ray become a better person. It would’ve worked out fine if Rika didn’t intervene with her own feelings of how Ray should be acting, manipulating him into being the fierce version of Saeran. Pika hated that Saeran wanted to take advantage of her, reminding her of her previous abuse, but she didn’t want to make the same mistakes she did back then. She wanted to prove she was strong in a different way than what Saeran thought of himself. She helped Saeran realize that what he was doing was only hurting himself, as well as her, and he finally realized what he had caused and soon wore off the brainwashing. Then later, they made their escape, where Saeran became a free elf to do what he wanted with the person he loved beside him.

I should mention, that route made me realize how much I loved that Saeran could join the RFA and assist everyone. I honestly hope that sometime, I’ll draw my ideal Mystic Messenger pairs...if I can draw humans and clothing well enough.

[heartthroblover]

CRACKHEAD! A textfic story on my wattpad

Thicc Queen:

So I found out pizza, isn't healthy...

Which bitch knew and didn't tell me😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

Mr.fights everyone and everything headass:

Bitch, What the fuck????

Everyone knows that

Hottest man + coldest soft heart:

Y/n, are you..ok?

Are you high off sugar again???

You know what that does too you

Thicc Queen:

Todoroki cares about me!!!!

Soft baby:

Y/n... I'm giving you cuddles and this is how you treat me

I thought you were fam😭

Thicc Queen:

Izu, MY BABY, HE'S HOT BUT YOU'RE My BABY!!!

We all float down here:

👀👀👀👀👀👀

Y'all got tea that needs to be spilled

You better start taking ;)

Mr.fights everyone and everything headass:

THE FUCK Y/N!!!!

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WITH THAT SHITTY NERD

Bubblegum bitch ;):

I KNOW YOU AIN'T YELLING AT MY BOO YOU FUCKING DOG LOOKING ASS

Soft baby:

Pika pika motherfuckers:

Spiderman fr:

Hard boi one:

Mr.fights everyone and everything headass:

.........

Bitch

Thicc Queen:

Mina....

FUCKING RUN

Hard boi one:

I don't like my name...

Can I change?

*Thicc Queen has changed Hard boi one name to... 💞💞It's a rock💞💞*

Thicc Queen:

You like it now?

Cause I love it 😚

💞💞It's a rock💞💞:

Yeah...

Sure

Pika pika motherfuckers:

We just gonna ignore the fact that Mina might be dead now?

Or we just gonna let that slide?

Spiderman fr:

She's hiding with Y/n. She just texted me

Bubblegum bitch:

I texted you...

In private

SO BAKUGO WOULDN'T FIND ME!

Thicc Queen:

Sero, why would you do that 😭

Spiderman fr:

SHIT

I DIDN'T KNOW MAN

I'M SORRY 😭

Mr.fights everyone and everything headass:

YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING LEAVE THAT ROOM OR I'LL KILL YOU!!!

Bubblegum bitch:

YOU'RE ALREADY GONNA KILL ME STUPID

Hottest man + coldest soft heart:

Can't even remember his own threats

Y/n can come over to my dorm

Bubblegum bitch:

Me too?

Hottest man + coldest soft heart:

No

Thicc Queen:

How did you even-

Nvm

Bb I'm coming over

Bubblegum bitch:

Wow -.-

Gonna do me like that n/n

Animal whisperer💞:

(•ิ_•ิ)?

Thicc Queen:

Mina and me are in danger Koda

Get the bunny to sick him

Bubblegum bitch:

No-

I'M IN DANGER!

You got icy hot lookin ass over there protecting you -.-

Lowkey furry:

Why is my name this?

I only have the tail?

Who even named us!?

Thicc Queen:

Um

Me tf😤

Lowkey furry:

Bakugou..

I'm not gonna stop you

Get y/n

Soft boy:

Why does everyone get to call you by your first name?

I thought I was the only one

Mystic bird:

You were wrong

Thicc Queen:

I'm with Shoto rn so like

Bye 😗

Soft boy:

Wow

Ok

*Chat had ended*

[auroraknux]

Incorrect Shadow Boom Quotes - Part I’ve Lost Count

Unlike the previous times, I do actually know where most of these quotes are from. However, there are still a few I don’t know the origin of. Also, as always, I have modified some of them.

Anyway, sorry I keep posting these lol. I just enjoy collecting quotes that fit the characters in my AU.

Amy: A strong relationship is built on clear communication and a shared bloodlust.

Maria: I came up with hundreds of plans in my life, and only one of them got me killed.

Rouge: As my mom always used to say, if a cop handcuffs you to a bike rack, there's always something you can gnaw through.

Shadow: Your mom always said that?

Shadow: So, just wanted to double check. How do ethical philosophers feel about murder?

Amy: It's frowned upon.

Shadow: Okay. What if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? That's okay, right?

Sonic: (holding Pikachu) Don't ever talk to me or my son again.

Shadow: I'm a champion of karate and friendship.

Amy: Your home is on fire, you have sixty seconds. What do you take?

Shadow: A nap.

Knuckles: (holding baby Blaze) What are her stats?

Amy: If you had 5 apples and gave 3 to a friend, how many apples would you have?

Sonic: *tears up* A...a friend...

Sonic: *takes a deep breath* I ha--

Knuckles: Yes, you hate Shadow, we know. You hate Shadow so much. He's the bane of your existence. You hate him so much. You just hate Shadow, we KNOW. You hate Shadow. You fricking hate Shadow. Okay, we know, we get it. YOU HATE SHADOW. WE GET IT.

Sticks: The moon landing was fake.

Sonic, deciding to mess with her: Pffft, you believe in the moon?

Sonic: In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in. I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without a small Pokemon on my head? That's weird.

Shadow: When I was younger I had a crush on a girl in my class and didn't know how to deal with it, so I wrote her a letter that just said "get out of my school".

Rouge: ...THAT WAS YOU?!

Shadow: SONIC FUCK OFF

Shadow: AND BY FUCK OFF I MEAN FUCK OFF RIGHT BACK HERE AND LISTEN, YOU INSUFFERABLE PRICK

Knuckles: It's so beautiful out here.

Sonic: Yeah, it's just me, you, and the moon.

Amy: *somehow standing on the moon* HEY! YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!

Sonic: And this is Pikachu.

Knuckles: Uh, he has a knife.

Pikachu, holding obvious knife: (in Pika-speak) Wha? No, no I don't.

Shadow: Rouge said I was the most handsome hedgehog in the world.

Sonic: Knuckles said that to me, too.

Shadow: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.

Rouge: Hey! What did you get for your birthday, Shadow?

Shadow: I got older.

Knuckles: Want to see an impression of my parents?

Sonic: Sure.

Knuckles: *leaves*

Sonic: How much do you love me?

Knuckles: *cradles Sonic's cheeks in his hands and looks deeply into his eyes*

Knuckles: Hella

Shadow: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found.

Rouge: I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out.

Shadow: It's a post-jail date.

Tails: Don't say some truly stupid stuff like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept.

Shadow: You know it's going to be a rough day when you scream "Get fucked" at your alarm clock.

Rouge: I still can’t get over the fact that Shadow thinks I have my life together. That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me.

Amy: Relax, Shadow. Patience is a virtue.

Shadow: WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE? WHY CAN’T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?

Tails: What are you guys dressing as for the costume party?

Shadow: Sad.

Amy: Gay.

Rouge: Sexy.

Knuckles: Minecraft.

Sonic: Also Minecraft.

Sticks: You should feel lucky I'm asking you out. I'm a very sought after girl, I've been kidnapped like twice.

Amy: I'm sorry, are you bragging about being kidnapped?

Sonic: *has just gotten done explaining his tragic backstory*

Shadow: I'm sorry, I didn't know.

Sonic: How would you know that? You don't even talk to me.

Shadow: I do talk to you. I just say mean things.

Rouge: Red is such an edgy color, but it's also the color of love and cherries and Valentine's Day and it's so lovely and fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you, Shadow the Hedgehog!!!!!!!!

Knuckles: You had me in the first half, not going to lie.

Shadow: She had you in the second half too, you fucking coward.

Sonic: My problem is that I push people away and then get mad at them for leaving me.

Sonic: What were you planning to do with the rest of your night?

Knuckles: Probably watch cooking videos and fantasize about pie.

Rouge: Wait, Shadow had a stoner phase? How high did he get?

Amy: He asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, he looked me dead in the eye and said "Today is your lucky day" then curled into a ball and started talking...that high.

Rouge: Anyway, at least being paid in opium makes a cool story.

Sticks: Are you inviting me to ice cream?

Amy: The subtext of everything I say to you is inviting you to ice cream.

Sonic: (to Shadow) Did we seriously just get in a fist fight over Kit Kats?

Knuckles: Glitter fights sound a lot funnier in theory.

Rouge: I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.

Infinite: Don't worry, I have logic...just not morals.

Shadow: But there's so much I want to do before I have kids. Like die.

Shadow: All I heard was Rouge saying "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.

Shadow: I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really want those mozzarella sticks.

Infinite: Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organized folders.

Knuckles: When I asked you to bring me back something from the beach, I meant like a conch shell!

Sonic: *struggling to hold a Wingull* Fucking say THAT, then!

Knuckles: The echidna life is a strained and tense one. I envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach…warmed by the sun…unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life…

Sonic: Do you need to talk?

Knuckles: I wish I was a croissant.

Sonic: Hello 911? Yes, hi, I accidentally stepped on my Pikachu's tail and I need to be arrested.

Beaver Policeman: Mr. Hedgehog, we’ve talked about this.

Shadow: Dad, I’m ready to go.

Black Doom: Hi ready to go, I’m Dad.

Shadow [tearing up]: Did you just make a dad joke?

Black Doom [sobbing]: Did you just call me Dad?

[at an amusement park on the teacup ride]

Shadow and Rouge: *spinning calmly while talking*

Sonic and Knuckles: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

Amy: Why is your report card on the ceiling?

Sonic: You told me to bring my grades up.

Amy:

Amy: I did say that, let me have a look--

Sonic: Thanks, Mom.

Amy:

Sonic: Why is everyone staring at me?

Knuckles: You just called Amy your mom. You said "Thanks, Mom".

Sonic: What? No I didn’t! I said "Thanks, man".

Amy: Do you see me as a mother figure, Sonic?

Sonic: No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure, ‘cause you’re always bothering me.

Shadow: Hey! Show your mother some respect.

Sonic: a romantic poem for you:

hella cute

hella fine

be my hella valentine

Knuckles: i’m swooning how are you still single

Knuckles: Awww! Congratulations on the baby!

Shadow: *actually smiles for one in his life* Thanks.

Rouge:

Shadow: Darling, aren’t you going to say something?

Rouge: You know, congratulating someone on a new baby is basically congratulating them on having sex.

Rouge: Are you a cuddler?

Shadow: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUC--yeah, I’m a cuddler.

[janethepegasus]

BMC Miraculous AU RP Thing: Cookie Run

An RP me and @pika-ace did relating to the BMC Miraculous AU, and yes you read the title right, an akuma based off of Cookie Run does a thing to the Holders, and a LOT of Cookie Run related stuff happens here.

(The bell rings for the end of the school day and everyone walks out. Jeremy and Eric get their things and they walk out of the school together.) (They talk for a bit, but then Eric notices a small figure passing by carrying a phone in its tiny hands)

Eric: Hm?

Jeremy: *looks at Eric* What is it? :/c

Eric: I thought I saw something...

(Eric looks again and sees the small figure passing by again)

(Eric starts to move after it and Jeremy follows)

(They move closer and closer towards the thing until they can see a small ginger bread man that's alive and is carrying a smartphone in it's tiny hands)

Jeremy: Whaaaaaat The fuuuuuuuuu-?!

Eric: What...am i looking at?? Akuma Cookie: A living, talking Ginger Bread Cookie! THAT'S what you're looking at! >:/

Jeremy: But...But Why...?

Akuma Cookie: Akuma, that's why! >:/

(Eric keeps Jeremy behind him)

Akuma Cookie: Anyway, i'm looking for some Holders, have ya seen em? >:3c

Jeremy: Uh.....no? *sweats nervously*

Akuma Cookie: Hm...you sure? Cause i could've sworn i saw two of them walking down here... :/c

Jeremy: What did they look like?

Akuma Cookie: Hmm...kinda like you two. *smirks evilly* In fact...i think they're in front of me right now! >:3

Eric: Run. Run, now!

(Eric and Jeremy run as fast as they can, however, Akuma Cookie raises the phone high, and the phone shines a spot light on the two, making freeze in their tracks)

Jeremy: What?!

Akuma Cookie: Heh, i'm not gonna let you two go! Once i see ya, you're already mine! >:3

(They struggle and try to move)

Akuma Cookie: It's no use tryin' to escape, Holders! I'm gonna put ya in the perfect place to trap ya! >:3 (The screen on the phone glows and suddenly, a magical force starts sucking Eric and Jeremy towards the phone)

(They both cry out and try to resist) Jeremy: Dad What do we do?!?

Eric: I don't know!! (They struggle and try very hard to resist, but the magical force gets worse and worse, making them closer to the phone)

(They both cry out and keep struggling)

(Eventually, they got close to the phone and they get sucked into the phone)

Akuma: Two down >:3

(Akuma Cookie runs off to find other Holders to capture) (Meanwhile in the phone, or the game Cookie Run for that matter, Eric and Jeremy stir and they feel intense heat around them)

Jeremy: *sniffs* ...Why does everything smell delicious?

(They open their eyes and they see that they're in an oven, but everything around them seems so big)

Eric: Oh god...

(They look around and see gingerbread men around them, laying on the steel cooking sheet.)

Jeremy: Oh god...we’re being cooked!!! D:

Eric: Oh god, what do we- (Just then, Eric noticed something on himself, that he is now a living gingerbread man)

Eric: JEREMY!!

Jeremy: What?!

Eric: Look at me!! *blinks* Oh god look at YOU!!

Jeremy: Wha? *looks at himself*

(He sees that he’s a cookie) Jeremy: Oh god we ARE being cooked!!!

Jeremy: I don't wanna die in an oven!!! DX

Eric: T-There’s got to be a way out of here!

(Eric and Jeremy look around for a way out, while panicking at the same time) (But then, Eric noticed another living gingerbread man trying to open the over door)

Eric: Oh god...we’re not the only ones?!

(The gingerbread cookie looks back and sees Eric and Jeremy) Gingerbrave: Hey! Can you two help me break out of this oven?!

Jeremy: Dont need to ask us twice!!

(Eric and Jeremy run up towards the oven door and they help Gingerbrave try to open the oven door)

(They push as hard as they can)

Eric: C'mon...!! (They keep pushing, even a few cookies stepped in to help them)

(Finally the oven door opens)

Eric: Finally!! Gingerbrave: FREEDOM!!!! (All the cookies, including Eric and Jeremy, leap out of the oven and start running)

Jeremy: Now what?!

Gingerbrave: We run! Follow me! (Eric and Jeremy run alongside Gingerbrave and the other cookies, as they run through the kitchen)

Jeremy: Dad, do you think we can transform like this??

Eric: One way to find out! (They both transform, resulting in their costumes appearing on their cookie bodies)

Leo: Huh, Okay!

(They keep running alongside the cookies until they managed to escape the kitchen and run out to a nearby garden)

Cyber: Are we safe?

Gingerbrave: For now, once we get our energy back, we can run more!

Leo: Okay now what? Are we in a phone game or something?

Cyber: Seems like it, after all, we did enter this world through a phone. :/

Leo: Then how do we get out?? We gotta warn the others about this akuma!

Cyber: I have no idea, hopefully we would find a way out... (Meanwhile in the real world, Akuma Cookie runs through the city, carrying the phone, but then stops when he spots Jordan)

Akuma: Aha! >:3

Akuma: Found ya! >:3 *runs towards Jordan*

(The cookie lands right in front of Jordan...only to land too close and almost get stepped on)

Akuma: AHHHHH!!!! DX

(The akuma glares at Jordan’s back) Akuma: How dare...? >:((((

Akuma Cookie: *screams* HEY!! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING BUD!!! >:((((

(Jordan blinks and stops)

Jordan: Wha...?

(He turns around and sees the cookie) Jordan: .....The fuck?

Akuma Cookie: Ya almost stepped on me, and all ya have to say is "The fuck"?! >:/

Jordan: Oh lemme guess, you’re an akuma; only an akuma would be that rude >:/ Akuma: >:O

Akuma Cookie: Okay for that, i'm gonna do my thing! >:/ (Akuma Cookie lifts up the phone and a light freezes Jordan in his tracks, then a magical force starts pulling Jordan towards the phone)

Jordan: Hey! What the hell?!

(The magical force keeps pulling Jordan in until he gets sucked into the phone)

Akuma: That's three!

Akuma: Now to find more! >:3 (Akuma Cookie runs off to find more Holders)

(Meanwhile, Jordan wakes up)

Jordan: Wha...?!

(He sits up and looks around)

(He finds himself in the oven, but the oven door is open)

Jordan: Oh thank god...

(But then, he sees someone approaching the oven door, seeing the shadow of a witch like figure) (Then, they slowly close the oven door)

Jordan: NO! *he runs up to the door*

(He runs as fast as he can and he leaps out of the oven)

(Jordan runs as fast as he can, transforming without a second thought to run faster)

(He keeps running until he manages to escape the kitchen and run towards a garden)

Timber: Where the hell did I end up?!

Timber: *looks at himself and sees he’s now a gingerbread cookie* And What the hell did I turn into?!

(He runs into the garden)

(He keeps running until he spots a few figures in the distance)

Timber: Who's that?

(He approaches closer and sees the figures more clearly; its Cyber, Leo, and a bunch of other living Cookies)

Timber: Will! :D

(Cyber perks up, hearing Timber’s voice)

(Cyber turns and sees him running towards them) Cyber: Jordan! :D

(Timber runs towards them until he tackle hugs Cyber)

(Timber lifts Cyber up and spins him around a bit before putting him down) Timber: Am I glad to see you!

Cyber: Same with you!

Timber: *takes in Cyber's appearance* Well, don't you look delicious ;3

(Cyber blushes)

Cyber: Shut up X3c (Leo makes a gagging noise) Random cookie: Get a pantry!

Timber: Oh shut it! >:/

(They have a quick kiss)

Gingerbrave: Aaaanyway, we should get moving again. *gets ready to run* C’mon guys let’s go!

(They start to run) Timber: Is anyone else here?

Cyber: So far it’s just the three of us. But I bet the Akuma is gonna capture more.

Timber: Oh shit...did you guys wake up in an oven?

Leo: Yeah we did!

Timber: So did I! Everyone's gonna be separated in here if they're coming in one or two at a time!

Leo: Yeah, they’ll be left in the dust if they start running through this place now!

Cyber: But how can we find a way out of here? If we wait, the akuma will have caused much more damage!

Leo: I have no idea! But it has to be somewhere!

Leo: So...so we wait or not? Timber: Well...I guess we could split up. One or two of us could stay here while another goes and looks for an exit

Leo: Alright, So who’s gonna stay?

Timber: Well I should probably stick with Will either way so he doesn't get himself eaten or something Cyber: ExCUSE me, I can take care of myself- Timber: No, no you can't -_-

Cyber: Yes i can! I can capable of taking care of myself! >:/

Timber: Maybe in the real world but NOT when we're in these other dimensions. Do I need to list off all the times and places you decided to go off yourself only to get

yourself nearly killed?

Cyber: ...Fair point. >_>

Cyber: So since I don't want Leo out in this world by himself, Jordan and I will look for an exit and Leo will wait for the others

Leo: Okay, sounds like a plan!

Timber: Alright, sounds good to me

Cyber: Alright, let's go.

Leo: Be careful out there

Timber: We will!

(Cyber and Timber run off and Leo finds a spot to sit in the garden to wait)

(But then one of the cookie notices Leo sitting down) GingerBright: Uhh...aren't you gonna run with us? :/c

Leo: Uh, I got a few friends I'm waiting on

GingerBright: But didn't all of us escape the oven? Leo: Well uh- (Suddenly, a whole batch of new cookies comes running in and the crowd drags Leo with them)

Leo: Whoa Hey!

Knight Cookie: Onward to freedom!! (The new batch of cookies and the other cookies run through the garden while dragging Leo with them) (Meanwhile in the real world, Akuma Cookie keeps running around the city, looking for any Holders)

Akuma: Run Run Run as fast as you can, you can’t hide from me I’m...Uh...dammit I need a rhyme

(He keeps running until he spots Joe in the distance)

Akuma: Ooooh!

Akuma: Time to capture the boss of the Holders! >:3

(He runs up to him) Akuma: Hey! Lose a few kids? >:3

(Joe looks at Akuma Cookie in confusion) Joe: ......What on Earth am i looking at...?

Akuma: You're worst nightmare! I already snatched three of your kids! >:3

Joe: Wait, what?

???: Dad? (The akuma turns and sees Post coming towards them; the akuma grins and runs over to Post)

(He runs up to Post) Akuma: Hello, i'm your worst nightmare! >:3

Post: Wha- (The akuma jumps up and kicks him in the chest with his tiny legs, but Post falls onto his back regardless and the akuma activates his phone)

(A light shines on Post, freezing him in his tracks, and a magic force starts pulling Post towards the phone)

Joe: What are you doing?!

Akuma: I'm capturing him! Soon he'll be trapped in the phone! >:3

(Post squirms and tries to move and Lin and Michael happen upon the scene as well) Michael: Post?!

Post: Guys!! Help me!! DX (Post struggles to move until he gets sucked into the phone)

Joe: NO!!! Lin: Holy shit!

Akuma: Now i got four kids! >:3

Akuma: Just two more!

(Akuma Cookie looks and sees Michael and Lin)

(He starts sucking them in too)

Lin and Michael: AHH!!

(They get sucked in and the Akuma faces a fuming Joe)

Akuma: Aww what's the matter? Angry that i took your kids? You can join them if you want! >:3

(Joe transforms)

(Owl charges towards Akuma Cookie, but Akuma Cookie uses the phone to shine the light on him to freeze him in his tracks) Akuma: Gotcha! >:3

(Owl is sucked into the phone) Akuma: And that's the big seven >:3

Akuma: Now, to find the rest of them! >:3 (Akuma Cookie runs off to find the other Holders) (Meanwhile in the game, Post, Lin, Michael, and Owl wake up and find themselves in an oven)

(They all react about as well as to be expected)

Post: AHH!!! IT'S TOO HOT IN HERE!!! DX

Lin: Where's the exit!!???

Michael: OH GOD I DON'T WANNA DIE IN HERE!!! DX

(They run to the oven door)

(The over door was closed, so they try to push it open)

(Eventually they push it open and run out)

(They run as fast as they can through the kitchen)

(They soon make it to the garden)

(They run for a bit until they stop to catch their breath)

Michael: Okay...where are we and why are we cookies?!?!

Lin: I have no idea! XS Owl: Hmm... *thinks for a bit while observing themselves and the area, then he gets it* I think...i know what game this is...

Post: Which one?

Owl: It's a game called "Cookie Run", i seen Jane play this game all the time on her phone.

Michael: Oh yeah!

Owl: So i believe this akuma trapped us in a world based off that game, and fittingly, we turn into living gingerbread men, to fit the world we're in now.

Lin: Oh great

Post: So how are we gonna get out? :/c

Owl: I guess...play the game?

Lin: And how we do that? Owl: Run. Just run, avoid obstacles, and just keep running. Michael: Soo...it's an endless runner? Owl: For the game itself, not exactly, since i do recall the game having a time limit. But i believe here, we just keep running until we find something to get us out

of here.

Michael: Okay then... (The others transform)

(They start running through the garden) (Meanwhile with Cyber and Timber, they search through the game's world to find some kind of exit, they searched through forests, caves, and all kinds of lands but

still no luck of finding an exit)

Timber: Jesus, everything's just out to get ya, huh?

Cyber: Yeah apparently...

(They keep wandering through, avoiding more obstacles, needing to watch each other's backs quite a bit)

(They keep wandering through the land, watching each other's backs. However, they are unaware of two large claws made out of candy canes slowly hovering towards them)

(Timber's ear twitch and he sniffs the air) Cyber: Something wrong? Timber: I just...feel like something's off...

Cyber: Like what? (Before they could say or do anything, the two large candy cane claws grab Cyber and Timber)

Cyber and Timber: AH!!

Cyber: What the hell?! (Suddenly, a dark cookie floated down, smiling evilly) Dark Enchantress Cookie: My, my, what an interesting batch we got here. Two little cookies running aimlessly through the land. Completely vulnerable for me to

snatch... >:)

Timber: Let us go!!

Dark Enchantress Cookie: I’m afraid not. You lured yourselves into my trap, and I’m not letting you go! >:)

(Timber and Cyber struggle)

Dark Enchantress Cookie: And now...you’re mine! >:) (Dark Enchantress Cookie flies through the sky while the candy cane claws holding Cyber and Timber follow her) (Eventually, Cyber and Timber spot a large tree with a dark aura around it in the distance)

Timber: What the hell is that?!

Cyber: I don’t know!! (Dark Enchantress Cookie leads them through a temple that’s nearby the cursed tree and takes them to the dungeon)

Cyber: *softly* What do we do?!

Timber: *softly* I don’t know...!! (Dark Enchantress Cookie leads them to a cell and the candy cane claws throw them in and she locks the door)

(They get up and dust themselves off) Cyber: So...I can't take care of myself, huh? >:/ Timber: Oh shut it, you'd be in here by yourself if you went it alone >:P

???: Alone? You’re not alone! (Cyber and Timber look behind them and see a bunch of cookies that are in the cell with them)

(Cyber gives Timber a look)

Timber: What?? I didn’t notice the bunch of other cookies in this damn cell! >:/

Cyber: Anyway, why are you all here?

Wizard Cookie: We were all captured the same way as you, the evil Dark Enchantress Cookie found us and locked us up in the dungeon.

Timber: Why are we here?

Lime Cookie: Uh, like that wizard guy said, she found you, she captured you, and now you're stuck with us.

Cyber: For no reason...?

Adventurer Cookie: Well, she got a reason. Ya see, we're in the ancient temples of the Millennial Tree, an ancient civilization built around a thousand year old tree.

However, Dark Enchantress Cookie, and her servant Pomegranate Cookie, put a dark curse on the tree, as a way to spread darkness throughout the land. She's trapping

Cookies like us so we won't get in her way of her goal, but even if a few of us, being those Legendary Cookies, managed to escape her grasp and try to settle the score

with her, they barely made a dent in stopping her. From what i heard, Wind Archer already got corrupted by that witch, and the rest are either locked up or on the run.

So unless some miracle comes and frees the tree from her grasp, we're stuck here for lord knows how long.

Cyber and Timber: ........ Timber: ...Who the hell would eat a POMEGRANATE cookie???

Cyber: And anyway, we're just trying to find a way home!

Grapefruit Cookie: Well whatever the reason ya have, we're pretty much stuck here. XS

Timber: There's gotta be some way out!

(Timber looks at the cell bars) Timber: Maybe i could- Werewolf Cookie: Don't bother, she put a spell on this cell so our regular abilities won't work. *points to the cell bars* those things are what's causing the spell to

affect us. So unless there's some way to break those things, we can't do anything about it.

Timber: ....I'll try breaking them anyway >:/

(Timber grabs the cell bars and uses all of his strength to break or at least bend the cells) Lime Cookie: Yeeeaaah, good luck Fur Cookie, Just “try” to break us free. -_-

(Timber grits his teeth and pulls with all his might, making the bars creak)

(The Cookies perk up upon hearing the creek) Orange Cookie: Wait...is he...?! O_O Herb Cookie: He can manage to break the cells?! O_O Mustard Cookie: ...Holy shit. O_O Wasabi Cookie: Mustard! Watch your language! >:/ Mustard Cookie: Whatever Grandma... >_>

(Timber keeps slowly pulling out the bars, Cyber silently cheering him on) Cyber: *whispers* C'mon honey, you got this, you got this...!

(The Cookies observe Timber as he pulls on the cell bars)

(Finally, there's a snap and Timber flies back, having broken the bars)

(All the Cookies stare at Timber in shock) Adventurer Cookie: Oh...my...god...this dude managed to break the cell bars?! O_O Macaroon Cookie: That means the spell is lifted!! :D

(Cyber beams, filling with pride on the inside while Timber stretches and throws the bars away) Timber: Sheesh, that wasn't easy...

Kiwi Cookie: Yeesh, How the hell did ya do it? That spell pretty much blocked us from all the abilities we got! Chili Pepper Cookie: Even my blades couldn’t cut em! So what’s ya secret?

Cyber: Hes just naturally strong :3

Ice Candy Cookie: Woah, haven’t really thought of using mere strength. *flexes her muscles* makes my muscles look like dough compared to him. XS Avocado Cookie: Same here sister! XS

Timber: *blushes slightly* Aw c'mon...

Moon Rabbit Cookie: Wish I was just as strong as you! :0c Peppermint Cookie: Same with me! :0c

(Cyber keeps beaming while Timber gets flustered a bit)

(Some of The Cookies admire and praise Timber for his strength) Timber: *blushes* Oh stop, ya making me blush! X3c Adventurer Cookie: Aaaanyway, now that wolf boy over here broke us out, now we can get out of here!

(The cookies all hurry out of the dungeon)

(Meanwhile with Leo, he gets dragged along with the bunch of Cookies that are still running) (But he looks back and notices four figures running towards them from a far far distance)

Leo: Hey, wait a sec, stop!

(The bunch of Cookies stop and look at Leo) Knight Cookie: What’s wrong Sir Lion?

Leo: I see more cookies! I think I might know them!!

Gingerbrave: Really?! (All the Cookies look at the four figures running towards them)

(It's the rest of the main seven, all transformed as well)

Leo: Guys!! :D

Hound: Hey! :D

(The rest of the Main Seven run up towards Leo and they hug)

Leo: I had a feeling that guy would get you in here too

Swan: Yeah he did!

Dasher: Where's Tank and Sparky? Leo: They went ahead to look for a way out

Owl: That’s good, I hope those two find it.

Leo: Same

Dasher: Sooo...now what we’re doing? Leo: Running. Running through all kinds of stuff, right next to these patch of cookies *gestures the group of cookies*

Hound: Sounds like a plan :/

Leo: Honestly, that’s the only thing we’ve been doing for a while, running, avoiding obstacles, taking a small break, and keep running again. I honestly have no idea

where we’re going. Gingerbrave: That’s simple! To freedom from the witch! Leo: But we’re miles away from that place, and I bet that ugly gal’s not looking for us!

Swan: Yeah, we haven't seen her chasing us

Dasher: I bet she didn’t even bother looking for us after we broke out. :/ Hound: Soooo...I guess you guys are running to find a new home? Gingerbrave: Pretty much.

Owl: We're running to get back to our old home

Gingerbright: Then join us! Skater Cookie: Yeah! Maybe we’ll find your old home on the way to our new one! :D

(They run off)

(Meanwhile in the real world, Akuma Cookie managed to capture Hayden, Adri, Matthew, Momo, and Tobias, but still had a handful to go) Akuma Cookie: Alright, who’s next on the list? >:3 (He keeps running until he spots the Trinity in the distance)

Akuma: Yisssssss >:3

(Akuma Cookie runs up to the Trinity)

Max: What the fuck?! Sebastian: Talking cookie....! :D

Philip: A living Cookie......what.

Sebastian: *reaches towards it* I'm gonna eat it... :D

Akuma Cookie: NOO!! DON’T EAT ME!! DX

(Sebastian picks it up) Max: Sebastian, for fucks sake, don't eat that, you don't know where it's been >:P

Sebastian: But it looks delicious! D:

Akuma: I'm not dirty either! >:(((

Max: But your little feet were on the dirty ground. >:P

Sebastian: Then I won't eat the feet! At least let me eat the head, that's the best part!! Akuma: NO!!

(Akuma Cookie struggles madly as Sebastian leans in to eat his head)

Philip: It's so weird seeing it move...

Max: Yeah. >_> (Akuma Cookie struggles madly, until he manages to pull the phone out and shines a light on Sebastian, making him freeze in his tracks)

Max: What the?!

Sebastian: Wha?! Akuma: Heh heh!! >:3 (A magical force sucks Sebastian into the phone and Akuma Cookie safely lands on the ground)

Philip: NO! Max: You little SHIT!! *lunges to grab it*

(Akuma Cookie shines a light on Max and he freezes in his tracks)

Philip: MAX!! *He grabs him to pull him away*

(A magical force pushes Max towards the phone and Philip gets dragged. Until when they got close to the phone, Max and Philip got sucked into the phone)

(The three of them wake up in the oven)

Philip: Wha?! Max: Oh god, why do I feel hot?!

(They see the oven and see the door starting to close)

Sebastian: AH!! No!! DX (They get up and they start running towards the oven door)

(They leap out of the oven and out the door) Max: Jesus christ!!

Philip: Why the hell did we wake up in an oven?!

Sebastian: *looks at them and himself* ...Cause we're cookies O_O

Max: Wha? (Max and Philip look at themselves)

Max: What the shit?!

Philip: We’re cookies!! O_O

Max: How the fuck are we- Sebastian don't eat yourself!! (Sebastian moves his hand away from his mouth)

Sebastian: But I smell delicious! D:

Philip: No! We need to find where we are!

Max: And how the hell are we gonna get out of here! XS

Philip: I don't know!

Max: We All Don’t know! XS

Sebastian: I guess we just...walk

Sebastian: Or run...whatever works... >_> (The Trinity wonder through the area) (Meanwhile with Cyber and Timber, they, alongside the other cookies, run through the temple. But then Adventurer Cookie signals the cookies to stop running)

Cyber: What is it?

Adventurer Cookie: I think I see somebody over there...! *looks and his eyes widen* It’s Pomegranate Cookie! Hide!

(Everyone hides, Cyber staying close to Timber)

(Pomegranate Cookie appears, watching and observing the area around her, looking for anyone. She slowly walks down the hall, her eyes looking at both sides)

(The cookies stay as still as possible, Timber hugging Cyber close)

(Pomegranate Cookie looks for a bit, then she stands still.) Pomegranate Cookie: ...Hmm, silent. Oddly silent.

(The cookies tense and Cyber suddenly slips slightly, making the smallest of noises)

(Pomegranate Cookie perks up and hears the noise)

(Timber holds Cyber close, covering his mouth and no one moves)

(Pomegranate Cookie looks around for the source of the noise) Pomegranate Cookie: Show yourself coward! (There’s silence, no one moves or responds)

(Pomegranate Cookie keeps looking around)

(Until eventually, Pomegranate Cookie leaves)

(Once she's gone, everyone deflates in relief)

Whipped Cream Cookie: Oh thank heavens she’s gone!

Timber: That was too close...

Chili Pepper Cookie: Yeah, thank god Electric Blue over here didn't blew our cover!

Cyber: Sorry...

Adventurer Cookie: It's fine, you did a little slip up, that's all. Blackberry Cookie: Oh sure, a "slip-up", a slip-up IF it gotten worse, we could've been found and captured! Adventurer Cookie: Really, sweetpea? Are ya gonna complain to me about something that fella did? Blackberry Cookie: Yes i am! >:/

Adventurer: Let's just keep going

Blackberry: *sighs* Alright then...

(They keep wandering through, keeping a sharp eye out)

(As they keep wondering, they start to hear echoes of someone trying to break out of a cell) Mint Choco Cookie: Hm? What is this i hear?

(They listen carefully)

(They hear the sounds of something slamming themselves onto the cell doors and screaming) ???: HEY!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!! RELEASE ME YOU FILTHY WITCH!!!

(The cookies hurry towards the sound)

(When they got to the source of the sound, they see one of the Legendary Cookies, Fire Spirit Cookie, slamming his body on the cell bars, trying his damn hardest to

escape)

Timber: Whoa, easy there

Fire Spirit Cookie: *isn't even aware that the cookies are there* GET ME OUT OF THIS CELL!!! LET ME BE FREE YOU DAMN DIRTY WITCH!!! *keeps slamming on the cell bars*

Timber: Uhh...I got this... *grabs the bars*

(Fire Spirit Cookie, blinded by rage, backs up and slams on the bars once more, in the same spot Timber has his hands on) Timber: OW!! *quickly moves his hands away and winces at the small burn he got from Fire Spirit Cookie*

Cyber: Hey, calm down in there!

(Fire Spirit Cookie blinks and he finally sees the other cookies and Cyber and Timber) Fire Spirit Cookie: AH!! Where did all of you come from?! Wizard Cookie: We were locked in a cage, just like you. But he *uses his staff to point at Timber* uses his mere strength to break the cell bars.

Timber: Yeah; so stand back, I'll getcha out

(Fire Spirit Cookie stands back and Timber holds onto the bars)

(Timber pulls with all his might and eventually yanks them off)

(Fire Spirit Cookie flies out of the cell and smiles with glee) Fire Spirit Cookie: Yes!! I'm free!! *to Timber* Thanks big guy!

Timber: No problem

Adventurer Cookie: Glad to get one of the Legends out of there. Whipped Cream Cookie: Do you know where the others went? Fire Spirit Cookie: Well, i recall Dark Enchantress sealing away Sea Fairy, and i think Moonlight escaped the place before she had a chance to capture her.

Timber: Pomegranate isn't anywhere nearby is she?

Adventurer Cookie: For now, hopefully we don't spot her again when we get to the other Legends.

(They move on)

(Meanwhile with Leo and the rest of the rest of the Main Seven, they run alongside the rest of the cookies, avoiding obstacles and going through different areas.) (As they moved to another area, Owl spots a large tree in the far far FAR distance from where they are)

Owl: That looks significant...

Swan: *notices Owl looking at something* See something, Dad?

Owl: Look *everyone sees the tree*

(The Holders look at the tree with amusement while the cookies stare at it with wide eyes) Gingerbrave: WOAH!! That tree looks HUGE!! :Oc

Hound: I think we should head that way

Leo: Yeah! *to the cookies* C'mon, let's go!

(They head towards the tree)

(The cookies run towards the tree, but then a booming voice called out...) ???: STOP!! If you come any further, she'll capture you!! (They all stopped and looked up, seeing Moonlight Cookie hovering above them with a worried look)

Swan: What do you mean?

Moonlight Cookie: The tree that you are approaching, the Millennial Tree, is cursed by the evil Dark Enchantress Cookie and her servant! She will capture anyone who

comes close to the tree, to prevent anyone from stopping her. So please, if you plan going to the tree, i advise you all to go another direction, for your own safety.

Leo: Wait...did two other cookies come through here??

Moonlight Cookie: I spotted two cookies wondering through the land in the same direction as you all are, so i'm afraid they did and they were captured by Dark

Enchantress Cookie...

Hound: No! Leo: Those were our dads!! D:

Moonlight Cookie: Oh dear...your poor fathers...trapped by that dark enchantress...

Leo: We gotta go in there and save them!!

Moonlight Cookie: I appreciate your willing to save them, but Dark Enchantress Cookie would find you and capture you just like your fathers and other cookies she

locked away! Are you willing to go there KNOWING she would find you?

Hound: Yeah! D:< Leo: We'll just be super careful!

Hound: Yeah! We'll just sneak in there and find our dads!

Swan: We'll go too!

Owl: Yes, they matter to us as well! Gingerbrave: W-Well...if THEY'RE going, WE'RE going too! Cookies: YEAH! >:D

Dasher: Lets go!! (They charge towards the tree)

(The Holders, the cookies, and Moonlight charge towards the tree, with the set goal of finding Cyber and Timber)

(Meanwhile, in the tree...)

(Cyber, Timber, and the cookies are carefully walking through, staying alert for Pomegranate Cookie and looking for Sea Fairy Cookie) (But then, Timber's ears perk up and he hears someone crying)

Timber: I hear something? Cyber: Pomegranate? Timber: No...someone crying...

(As the cookies keep wondering, they start to hear the crying too) Snow Sugar Cookie: You hear that? Cherry Blossom Cookie: Yeah, sound like someone's crying! :( Fire Spirit Cookie: *listens to the crying and recognizes the voice* It's Sea Fairy! She's somewhere close by!

(They follow the crying)

(Eventually, they find the source of the crying. Sea Fairy Cookie is curled up and crying in a cage made out of ice)

(Fire Spirit runs up)

(He uses his flames to burn the ice)

(The cage opens)

(Sea Fairy looks up and sees the cage is open and the cookies are around the cage) (She gets up and walks out of the cage)

Cyber: Are you Alright?

Sea Fairy: *wipes her tears* Yes...i am now.

Kiwi: Um, is freeing these guys gonna tip off Pomegranate?

Adventurer: If she did, then we'll be screwed. Let's just find the exit and- (Suddenly, they feel a gust of wind pass through them. Though the cookies, Cyber, and Timber, are a bit caught off guard, Fire Spirit and Sea Fairy seem to recognize

this wind) Fire Spirit: Oh no...

Timber: What’s that?!

Sea Fairy: He found us...!! Cyber: Who found us?! (Suddenly, the wind gets stronger and dark mist starts to form. Then the dark mist fades to reveal the corrupted form of Wind Archer, Night Raven)

Timber: Oh you’ve got to be kidding me...

Night Raven: I was warned of your escape...now i must rightfully punish you all for doing so...

(Cyber shudders at the raven symbolism, hiding a bit behind Timber)

(Night Raven readies his bow and aims his dark arrow at the Cookies) Adventurer Cookie: ...Run!!

(They run)

(The Cookies, Cyber and Timber, all run for their lives as Night Raven starts firing dark arrows at them)

(Night Raven shoots another arrow and Timber covers Cyber, letting the arrow graze his shoulder)

(Timber yelps in pain and winces)

Cyber: JORDAN! Timber: I’m fine, keep going!

(They keep running as fast as they can, trying their best to avoid the arrows) (But then, Night Raven fires an arrow that aimed towards Cyber's back)

(Timber sees it at the last minute and shoved him out of the way)

(The dark arrow hit Timber's back and the sharp end sticked out between his chest (though not near the heart) and stomach)

(Timber stops in his tracks and Cyber looks up in horror) Cyber: NO!!!!

(Timber falls to his knees. As the dark arrow remained in his body, the dark magic from the arrow started to corrupt his heart)

(Cyber runs up and kneels in front of him) Cyber: Jordan! Jordan? Jordan, honey? *holds his face* Honey, look at me!

(Timber looks directly at Cyber's eyes)

Timber: Will, I...I don't feel so good...

Cyber: I-Is it the arrow in your chest?!

Timber: I...I think... *slumps against Cyber*

Cyber: Jordan!!

(Cyber reaches around and yanks the arrow out of Timber as fast as he can)

(Even if Cyber yanked out the arrow, Timber could still feel the dark magic from that arrow slowly corrupting him)

Timber: Will... Cyber: Just stay with me, alright, it's gonna be fine... Timber: Will...I...love...you... Cyber: Jordan...! Timber: Get...away....

Cyber: Wha...?! Timber: Get...away...from...me...!

Timber: Run...now...!

Cyber: B-But...!! (One of the cookies notice this and dashes towards Cyber and pulls him away from Timber) Grapefruit Cookie: C'mon let's go!!

Cyber: *reaches towards Timber* No...I can't just- Adventurer: Yes you can, cmon!

(Adventurer Cookie helps Grapefruit Cookie pull Cyber away from Timber)

Night Raven: *laughs* Oh come now, if he wants to stay, let him stay >:3 *reaches towards Cyber*

(Adventurer and Grapefruit pull Cyber away faster, while Cyber struggles madly in fear) Cyber: No...NO...!! (Suddenly, one of the cookies, being Werewolf Cookie, sees this and his werewolf instincts kicked in. He transforms into a giant werewolf and charges towards Night

Raven)

(Night Raven smacks him away with his wings while Cyber's eyes are still on Timber)

(Werewolf Cookie growls and tries to smack him away with his claws, making sure he stays away from Cyber)

(Meanwhile, Cyber is oblivious to the danger and keeps struggling and pushing towards Timber)

Cyber: JORDAN!! JORDAN!!! *struggles and his eyes are locked on Timber*

(Finally, he breaks away and runs back to him)

Adventurer: AH! Come back!! (Adventurer and Grapefruit chase after Cyber, a few cookies turn around to stop Cyber while the rest kept running)

(Cyber kneels in front of Timber again) Cyber: Jordan, c'mon, I know you're still in there, I know you can hear me! Timber: W...Will... Cyber: Yes, c'mon, we have to- (Timber raises his head, revealing his eyes to be blood red and glowing) Timber: GO!!

Cyber: Wha?! Jordan, what's- (Adventurer, Grapefruit, and the few other cookies grab Cyber) Grapefruit: We gotta go, NOW!! (They yank Cyber away and they run away as fast as they can while holding Cyber)

(Finally, they manage to get away and they stop dragging Cyber, who falls to his knees, tears falling)

Cyber: No...no...Jordan...!

Adventurer: C'mon, we gotta keep running before they catch us Cyber: But what about Jordan!?!

Adventurer: I'm afraid that close buddy of yours is long gone...

Cyber: *strained* W...What...?

Fire Spirit: Since Night Raven is corrupted version of Wind Archer, his abilities of purifying souls, and maaaybe living cookies, is revered. Cause if those arrows hit

a purified soul or a living cookie, they're corrupted. So unless we get Wind Archer back, your friend is basically gonna be a corrupted version of himself for god

knows how long...

Cyber: W-Well how do we do that?! Kiwi: Dude calm down- Cyber: Don't tell me to calm down!! Tell me how we can get my husband back!!!

(All the cookies look at him) Blackberry: Husband...?

(The cookies then see the ring on his finger)

Wizard: You're...married to him?

Cyber: Yes. I am. So?

Blackberry: You're married to him...and you still love him...regardless for whatever stupid thing he does...?

Cyber: Of course I do! All those stupid things he does he does for ME! While I would like him to worry about himself for once, he’s still saved my life more times than

I can count! He’s the most loyal, dependable, chivalrous...strong...kind...honest... *starts to tear up again*

(Some of the cookies go over to Cyber's side to comfort him. Blackberry stares at him with slight jealousy) Blackberry: .....You're lucky to have a man like that...

Cyber: I need to get him back...I can’t go on without him...

Blackberry: Well, since he's corrupted now, any thoughts about you are probably thrown out the window. Maybe he doesn't care about you anymore with that dark magic in

his heart... (Cyber looks at Blackberry with an offended look)

Kiwi: Dude, not cool >:( Adventurer: Berry, please, don’t do this now...

Blackberry: Yes i am doing this now! In fact, i bet if he DOES get purified, he'll probably lost his memory of the reason WHY he even LOVED him in the first place!

THEN he'll probably run off doing whatever and not even bothering seeing his husband at all!! >:'(

Adventurer: Blackberry!! >:((( Grapefruit: Hoo boy, get ready for a domestic...

Blackberry: Oh, he may SAY he can't live on without his husband, but once he lives a couple of weeks or even a month without him, then the whole idea of missing him

would just leave his mind and live on his days by himself! If THAT ever happens, then me and HIM are on the same boat of HUSBANDS who get up and LEAVE and never come

back home!!!

(Adventurer gets close to her) Adventurer: *softly* Blackberry, knock it off, he has nothing to do with us!

Blackberry: *softly* Oh excuse me for expressing my thoughts and possibilities for what would happen IF his husband gets purified! >:(

Adventurer: *softly* Look just a lay off him, he’s been through a lot! Keep your stupid jealousy aimed at ME if you really have to! >:(

Blackberry: *softly* Fine! If you want me to vent about the fact that MY husband got and left me to do god knows what, then i'll do it! >:(((

Adventurer: *softly* Fine! Save it for when we’re NOT in an evil tree run by a crazy cookie!

Blackberry: *softly* FINE! I will! >:(((

(Meanwhile Cyber gets himself together) Kiwi: You good? Cyber: Yes...I’m fine...now, how can we purify Night Raven?

Fire Spirit: Well, my best guess is lifting the curse Dark Enchantress put on the Millennial Tree. Cyber: And how we do that? Fire Spirit: I.....have no idea.

(Just then they hear voices and footsteps in the distance) ???: Dad...?! Are you here...?

(Cyber recognizes the voice but the cookies don’t) Grapefruit: Who’s that?

Cyber: That’s my son! :D

Kiwi: You have a son??

(At that moment, the rest of the main seven appear) Leo: Dad!! :D

Cyber: Son!! :D

(They hug tightly) Hound: Pop! :D (Cyber lets him into the hug) Cyber: My boys!

(Leo and Hound smile at Cyber)

Rocker Cookie: Dude, a husband and two kids...nice... :)

(The other cookies appear, alongside Moonlight. Fire Spirit and Sea Fairy see her and they lit up) Fire Spirit and Sea Fairy: Moonlight!! :D

Moonlight: Guys! You’re okay! :D

Sea Fairy: Same with you! Thank goodness you're okay!

Hound: Wait...Pop, where’s Dad? Wasn’t he with you? (Cyber tenses)

(All the other Cookies tense and sweat nervously)

Owl: Eric...? Cyber: .....They took him...They...did something to him...

Owl: What did they do...? Cyber: They...they corrupted...him...

Swan: Oh no... Hound: We...we can fix it though, right, Pop...? We can save him, right...?

Adventurer: Well...unless we find some way to lift the curse and purify anyone who got corrupted, i'm afraid that...your Dad is gonna be corrupted for god knows how

long.

Dasher: Oh Tank...you’ve really gotten yourself in it this time...

Hound: N-No...dad...

(Cyber hugs Hound) Cyber: We’ll get him back...I’ll make sure of it... >:(

(Hound nods and hugs Cyber back)

Owl: Fill us in on everything that happened...

(Cyber, plus a few cookies, explain to them what happened)

Dasher: Sheesh...

Leo: You guys went through a lot...

Hound: So what’s the plan now?

Cyber: Well, i suppose it's finding a way to lift the curse Dark Enchantress put upon the Millennial Tree.

Leo: Okay...so how do we do that?

Adventurer: Well we have no idea how, we just have to figure out some way to do it. Kiwi: IF we could ever get close to that tree... Wasabi Cookie: If we do, we'll just have to EXPERIMENT it and see what works! Nyheheheh!!

Pancake Cookie: Maybe Pomegranate knows? :3c

(All the Cookies look at each other) Adventurer: Well...maybe, since she's Dark Enchantress' servant... Chili Pepper: But i bet we won't even give us an answer if we DO just walk up to her and ask. Though i bet she won't even spill the beans if we do anything. :/

Hound: But don't we outnumber her and Night Raven?

Moonlight: True, we can outnumber them, but i am VERY uncertain about Dark Enchantress. She is a powerful magician of darkness, she shows no mercy to those who stand

against her. Fire Spirit: Even when me, Sea Fairy, Moonlight, and Wind Archer went toe to toe with her, even if we used all of our powers to bring her down, she still won't go

down.

Owl: Well, *looks at the main five* Perhaps the powers of the Miraculous will be able to help

Moonlight: The Miraculous?

Leo: They give us OUR powers

Hound: Yeah! And they give us super powers!

Leo: That's what I just said... Owl: The point it, perhaps with our powers and yours, we'll be able to tilt the scale in our favor

Adventurer: Are you saying...? Owl: Possibly, with our powers and yours combined, we could lift the curse and restore those who were corrupted, including Timber.

(The cookies all light up with hope)

(Even Cyber lights up with hope)

Dasher: Alright, then lets take her down! >:D

Gingerbrave: Yeah! C'mon guys! Let's go!! >:D Adventurer: Time to save the Millennial Tree!

(They all rush off)

(Meanwhile, the Trinity are still wondering through the land, wondering if there's a way out.) (But then, Sebastian spots a few cookies ahead of them)

Sebastian: Over there!

(They get closer to the cookies, until they see that these cookies are Hayden, Adri, Matthew, Momo, and Tobias)

Max: Oh great, more of us got cookie-fied...

Sebastian: Hey guys!! (They turn around and see the Trinity)

Hayden: Maxie! :D Max: >:(

Philip: You got sucked into this world too? Momo: Yep... XS

Tobias: It's very odd... Matt: It sucks

Momo: Yeah! I should NOT smell delicious! XS

Momo: Do you know how hard it is to NOT eat myself!?

Sebastian: I know, right?!

Adri: Do you think the others are in here too?

Philip: Possibly...

Philip: Perhaps we should keep looking...maybe head towards that tree *points to the tree in the distance*

(They look at the tree)

Hayden: I guess that's a start (They start towards the tree)

(They walk towards the tree, however, they are unaware of two large candy cane claws slowly approaching behind them)

(They walk for a while, when the candy cane claws reach down and scoop them up easily)

Holders: AHH!! Max: What the hell?!

Enchantress: Lovely; more cookies as my prisoners >:3

(The other holders struggle as she flies towards the tree)

(The claws follow her as she enters the tree)

Enchantress: Unfortunately, some ruffian destroyed my cells, so I'll simply have to keep you all close to me

(The Holders tense as Dark Enchantress brings them to a room where the base of the tree is.) (They look at the tree and see that it has a dark aura around it and it has a seal on it)

Adri: W-What is this...?

Dark Enchantress: This is the Millennial Tree, my curse will spread darkness throughout the land and bringing out the darkness out of everyone! >:)

Max: Why do all the places we end up have shit like this happening...?

Philip: I have no idea...

???: Enchantress! (All the cookies file into the room)

Dark Enchantress: What the?!

(The holders see the captive cookies she has) Leo: Guys! Owl: Oh no...

Dark Enchantress: You!! The ruffians that escaped!! Adventurer: That's right! And we're here to purify the Millennial Tree! So anybody you corrupted could be their real selves again! >:(

Enchantress: I'd like to see you try! (Night Raven and the corrupted Timber enter the room) Cyber: Jordan-!

(Then Pomegranate enters and stands alongside Night Raven and corrupted Timber) Pomegranate: We shall not let fools like you interfere with master's plan! We will do whatever it takes to stop you!

(They start to fight)

(The Holders used their powers to fight against Night Raven, corrupted Timber, and Pomegranate. Even some of the cookies used their abilities to fight them as well)

(The kids try to work their way up to the claws holding the others to try and get them out)

Leo: Don't worry guys! We'll get you out!

Sebastian: Jere-bear! :D

(Once they got up to the claws, they start pulling on the claws to set them free)

(Eventually they pry them out)

(They hold onto them and they climb down the claws)

(Once they're down, Leo hugs the trinity)

Leo: Guys! :D Sebastian: Jere-Bear! :3

(The others transform and help with the fight)

(They keep fighting) (During the fight, Cyber sees some of the cookies beating the crap out of corrupted Timber, giving everything they got onto him)

Cyber: Jordan!

White Choco: You may have saved us from our cell, but the darkness has turned you into a beast that we must slay! Engarde!! (White Choco dashes towards corrupted Timber and slashes him)

(Timber roars in pain)

(Other cookies attack corrupted Timber; Chili Pepper using her knifes to stab him, Salt using his harpoon, Ninja using his shuriken, Pistachio and Tiger Lily stabbing

him with their spears, etc)

Cyber: STOP!!!

(The cookies keep fighting corrupted Timber, even Werewolf Cookie slashed and bites Timber in his transformed state)

(Cyber runs over, tearing up) Cyber: STOP YOU'RE KILLING HIM!!!

Salt: But he's corrupted! We at least have to do something to weaken this vicious beast!

Cyber: Can't you do that without stabbing him?!

Chili Pepper: Isn't that what Werewolf is doin? :/ (Suddenly, a hockey puck flies in and smacks corrupted Timber on the head) Ice Candy: *from the distance* That was for Pomegranate but at least i hit something!

Cyber: W-Well...what about when he's back to normal?! He'll still be hurt!!

Chili Pepper: Dude!! We're not even close to getting to the tree yet! The least we can do now is knock him out so he won't be a pain in the ass for us!

Cyber: Then hurry up and DO THAT!!

Chili Pepper: Kay *to the cookies that are fighting corrupted Timber* Hey guys! Keep doing what you're doing to the guy! If he's out, make sure he's still breathin,

kay?! (The cookies nod and they keep fighting Timber)

(Cyber nods and turns his attention back to the enchantress and the tree)

(He sees Fire Spirit, Moonlight, and Sea Fairy fighting Dark Enchantress. He noticed that Dark Enchantress is protecting seal that's on the tree)

Cyber: Guys! The seal! Aim for that!

(The Holders nod and they run towards the tree. However, Night Raven pushes aside any cookies that were fighting him and he appears in front of the Holders)

Night Raven: You're not going anyw- (Dasher zooms up and slaps him HARD, making an opening and runs up to the seal)

(Night Raven gets up and glares at Dasher) (Before Dark Enchantress would notice Dasher, he fires a dark arrow at Dasher and it hits his back, making him stop in his tracks)

Hound: SHIT! Owl: Move, now!!

(The Holders run towards the tree, however, Night Raven keeps firing his dark arrows at them.)

(They all dodge as best they can and Cyber gets more and more angry, building up his electricity in his hands)

(But when they got close, Dark Enchantress noticed them and summons a giant candy cane claw to appear and scoop the holders up)

Cookies: Oh no!

(The Holders struggle in the claw's grasp) Dark Enchantress: Did you really think you would sneak past me? Heh, you probably think i'm so gullible to NOT notice you and let you break the seal. Well sad to say,

i'm not as stupid as you think i am! (She makes the candy cane claws tighten it's grip on the Holders)

(They all scream) Adventurer: C'mon! We gotta help!!

(The cookies nod and they run over, but a group of cookies land one hard hit on corrupted Timber, knocking him out, and then they join along the cookies running

towards the scene)

(A bunch of them start crawling on the claws to set the holders free while others head for the seal)

(However, they were completely unaware of Night Raven glaring at them and firing dark arrows at the cookies to stop them)

Kiwi: Ugh! Could someone PLEASE knock him out too?!

(The Legendary Cookies look upon the scene and Fire Spirit gets an idea) Fire Spirit: I got an idea to keep Night Raven down! (Fire Spirit flies down to Pomegranate, who's recovering from the beat down she gotten, and snatches her mirror) Pomegranate: Hand that back!!! Fire Spirit: Sorry, need it for a thing! (Fire Spirit flies into the scene, Night Raven fires an arrow, Fire Spirit uses the mirror to knock the arrow away, and it hits Night Raven)

(The arrow pins Night Raven to the wall)

Night Raven: *struggles* What the?! *looks at Fire Spirit* You planned this?!

Fire Spirit: >;P *to the others* C'mon, we got a seal to wreck!!

(The cookies manage to pry open the claws so the Holders can escape, some of the cookies manage to get to the seal and try to break it. However, no matter how hard

they try, it doesn't seem to break) (Dark Enchantress sees the whole thing and fumes. Finally, she snaps) Dark Enchantress: ENOUGH!!!!!! (She sends a powerful wave of dark magic that sends all the cookies flying, including the Holders, and they all hit the wall)

(They all fall to the ground) Atlantic: Where the fuck did THAT come from...?!

Dark Enchantress: You really think you could slip past me and break the curse? Well i won't let ANYONE do so, i will NOT let any undercooked weaklings stop my darkness

from spreading!! *she creates two dark portals and two large candy cane claws appear out of them* And i will do whatever it takes to achieve my goal, even if i have to

turn those who stand before me into crumbs! (She starts attacking them with her dark magic and the giant candy cane claws)

(Everyone dodges and fights back as best they can)

(The Holders fight back with everything they got) (However, during the fight, Dark Enchantress fires a powerful dark beam that hits the Holders and knocks them out. But Cyber and Leo were the only ones to dodge the

attack)

Leo: Guys!! Cyber: C'mon, it's up to us!!

(They keep fighting, however, Dark Enchantress seems to be a bit tougher than Cyber and Leo thought, so they have to fight with everything they got, alongside the

cookies)

Cyber: Quantum Analysis!

(A visor appears on Cyber's face and he scans the area) (During the analysis, he looks at the seal and finds out that it cannot be broken normally, like breaking it with brute force, instead, it requires very powerful magic

to break it and restore the tree to it's proper self.) (When scanning for possible candidates to provide such magic, the legendary cookies are suggested, including someone else, that being the Union Forms of Cyber and Leo.

The Legendary Cookie's magic plus the Union Form magic can break the seal if they used it together)

Cyber: Leo! Union Form! Leo: Wha- but we're still learning! Cyber: There's no other way, c'mon!! *holds out his hand*

(Leo was a bit unsure, since he doesn't know why, but he takes his hand)

(They activate Union Form and they change)

(The Cookies see their transformation and they stare at awe) Cookies: Woah!! 8Oc

(Cyber and Leo turn and face the dark enchantress) Enchantress: W-What is this!?

Leo: *Union voice* This is the power of the sun and moon, united to create a powerful magic!

Cyber: *Union voice* You have scarred this land with terror and darkness, and brought misery on these innocent beings; for that, you must be punished

Dark Enchantress: *scoffs* Oh, you think just because you got a magic boost, means you can defeat me? We’ll see about that! >:( (Dark Enchantress commands the giant candy cane claws to charge towards Cyber and Leo)

(Cyber simply raises his hand and a bolt of lightning completely shatters the claws into pieces)

(The Cookies stare in shock while Dark Enchantress looks at it with disbelief) (She glares at them and fires a dark magic beam from her wand)

(Leo raises his hand and the beam is easily blocked)

Dark Enchantress: W-What?! This...this CAN’T be possible! No one in this world shouldn’t possess a greater magic than me!! (Dark Enchantress keeps firing beams at them)

(They keep blocking the beams) Cyber: *Union Voice* Your magic is mere child's play; a brash little thing simply used for rebellion and showing off power.

Dark Enchantress: What?! You’re saying MY magic is child’s play?! *charges a magic beam* I’ll have you know that my magic is BEYOND a mere child’s play thing!! (Dark Enchantress fires a large magic beam. The cookies tense up in fear as it draws closer to Cyber and Leo)

(Cyber and Leo raise both their hands and match it with an equally if not more powerful blast of energy)

(The two giant beams of magic clash with each other)

(The enchantress clearly struggles with the beam while Cyber and Leo are completely calm as they slowly overtake her)

(Dark Enchantress uses all of her dark magic to make her magic beam grow bigger, hoping she would get an advantage. But Cyber and Leo’s beam still slowly overtakes

her)

(Finally the beam hits her, overtaking her own beam)

Dark Enchantress: No...No...NOOOO!!!! *gets hit* (The beam sends her flying and she’s pinned against a wall)

Leo: *to the cookies* Now everyone, combine all your power and might on that seal. We will assist you With our powers combined, we can end this evil once and for all!

(Before any cookie would respond, the Legendary Cookies step in) Moonlight: Let us assist you Sea Fairy: Our powers are more than enough to break the seal Fire Spirit: However, if Wind Archer weren't corrupted, we would've done it with the four of us. But since he is...mind if you take his place in doing the seal

breaking thing?

Cyber: It would be our pleasure

(The Legendary Cookies help lift up Cyber and Leo as they float up towards the seal) (Once they did, the Legendary Cookies and Cyber and Leo nod to each other and all of them start to glow) (During this, Dark Enchantress winces and manages to open her eyes to see the Legendary Cookies do their thing) Dark Enchantress: No...No...!!! (The Legendary Cookies and Cyber and Leo fire powerful magic beams at the seal)

(Using all their power, the seal slowly cracks and finally breaks)

(Upon the seal breaking, a small ball of light formed and then it exploded into a large blast of light) Dark Enchantress: NOOOOOO!!!!!!! (The light blast hits Dark Enchantress and she disappears into mist) (The light blast covered the whole area, restoring the tree to it's former self)

(The corrupted cookies get hit with the light, returning to normal as well)

(The light hits Timber and Night Raven, making Night Raven transform back into Wind Archer) (Once the light blast fades, small light orbs start falling around the area. When the orbs touch a cookie, all of the damage they gotten from the battle is healed.) (The Legendary Cookies and Cyber and Leo float to the ground.)

Cyber: I'm afraid we must go; these bodies will not last long with us

Leo: Farewell... (They transform back and they immediately fall to the ground) (However, two light orbs hit Eric and Jeremy and with it's magic healing powers, Eric and Jeremy suddenly wake up with all the aftermath effects of the Union Form

strangely gone)

Jeremy: Whoa, that's new...

(Eric looks up and sees the light orbs floating down around them) Eric: I think...the tree healed us... Jeremy: Huh... (Then, one of the cookies called out to Eric) Orange Cookie: Hey Electric Blue! You're uh...Husband is awake, but barely moving. Should we be worried?

(Eric's eyes widen and he hurries over to Timber)

(Eric rushes over and sees that Timber is heavily breathing and barely moving)

Eric: Jordan?! Jordan!! *gently shakes him*

Timber: ...Ugh...P...Peach...?

Eric: Yes! Jordan, are you alright? Can you hear me?

Timber: Y-Yeah...i-i can hear ya...

Eric: Can you move? Do you hurt anywhere??

Timber: Erk...barely...and...i hurt...everywhere...

Eric: But why...? Why didn't the light heal you like it did for us??

Timber: Wha...what...light...? Cherry: The one that's heading straight towards ya? *points to a orb of light* (A orb of light floats down towards Timber and it hits him, healing all of his wounds)

(Timber blinks and sits up no problem) Timber: Oh. That. Well thank god for-OOF! (Eric tackles him with joy)

Eric: Oh thank god you're back!!

Eric: I missed you so much!! Timber: Heh, I missed you to, sorry about...you know... Eric: Oh shut up *kisses him deeply*

(Timber kisses him back and they both kiss deeply)

(The cookies blush at the sight while The holders roll their eyes)

(But then, a large orb of light appears in front of the tree, which catches everyone's attention)

Scarlet: Oooh :0c

(The large orb floats for a few seconds, then a cookie emerges out of the light, that being Millennial Tree Cookie, and he float down gracefully to the ground)

Jeremy: ...Whoa

(Millennial Tree Cookie looks upon everyone and smiles) Millennial Tree: Thank you...thank you all for lifting the curse...i am grateful for your kind act.

Fire Spirit: You’re welcome

(Millennial Tree looks at the Holders) Millennial Tree: *to the Holders* Come to my presence, i must share my gratitude with all of you.

(Most of them tense) Dasher: Uhhh define gratitude O_O

Millennial Tree: *tilts his head in confusion* Why the odd reaction? I just wanted to speak to you!

Dasher: Oh, never mind then (They go over to him)

Millennial Tree: Thank you all for doing your part on breaking the curse, your powers that lie within the jewels you possess is something that i have never seen

before. In fact...i have a feeling these powers of yours are new to this world, perhaps you were dragged from another world and came into ours...

Jeremy: Yeah that’s about it

Owl: An Akuma, that looks just like all of you, put us into this world. Perhaps you know a way out? Millennial Tree: For the actual exit the Akuma has made? I am not certain. However, i will grant your desire of going back to your world.

Eric: Thank you

Millennial Tree: You're welcome (Before Millennial Tree Cookie could do that, all the other cookies approach them) Gingerbrave: We're gonna miss you guys... :(

Jeremy: Us too...

(Blackberry approaches Eric) Blackberry: Before you go, i just want to say this... *sighs* I'm...sorry for saying all those things to you...i just...i was just projecting myself onto you and...i-i

just rambled on and on about MY experience with my husband...and projected it onto you and your husband...like i said, you're very lucky to have a man like him that

loves you no matter what you do or what he does... *sighs sadly* Wish i had that kind of love for my husband...

Eric: It’s alright...not all couples are perfect. In fact, Jordan isn’t my first spouse, and it took a long time to get where we are. I’m sure you’ll find it

eventually

Blackberry: I hope so...because oddly, inspite everything that has happened to me...there's still a bit a love for him...i just don't know how to make it bloom...

Eric: It will come to you eventually; one day you'll realize just how much you mean to each other

Blackberry: Yeah...hopefully that day comes...

(They share a smile and the holders face Millenium Cookie)

Owl: Alright, we're ready. (Millennium nods and uses his magic to cover the Holders in light) (The cookies wave goodbye to them as the Holders fade away and go back to their world)

(The holders all appear back in the real world, shooting out of the akumas phone)

Akuma: AH!! *gets knocked back by them shooting out the phone*

(Atlantic is the first to compose himself and grabs the akuma and yanks the phone away) Atlantic: Now we got you, you little shit! >:(

Akuma: Eep! O~O

(Jade takes the phone) Jade: I'm assuming this is the akuma since this is all because of an app

(Jade breaks the phone and an akuma flies out)

(Scarlet purifies it)

(The Akuma turns into his normal self and suddenly a few more Holders appear, being the Squip Squad)

Jeremy: Whoa, where'd you guys come from?

Jake: We got sucked up into a phone by a walking, talking cookie.

Hound: You were in the game the whole time?

Christine: Wait, we were in a game? Chloe: Yeah, we got kinda lost in there, we had NO idea where we were going... XS

Owl: Goodness...well at least we were able to stop the akuma

Atlantic: Yeah, thank god... (They look at the former Akuma, who's a bit distressed) Former Akuma: Can you PLEASE fix my phone with your fixing magic?? Please?! D:

Cyber: Oh! Oh...oh dear... *he looks at Owl who grimaces* Owl: I'm afraid it's broken...Cyber didn't purify the akuma

Former Akuma: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! DX *bursts into tears*

Timber: Ah geez... Leo: Hey, uh, it's not all bad...

Former Akuma: MY HIGH SCORES!!! ALL THE TIME SPENT ON THAT GAME!!! GONE!!!!!! *keeps crying loudly*

Jenna: Uh...not really. Former akuma: Huh? Jenna: The game scores and accounts are all in the cloud on the game center; once you get a new phone and back up your former data it should all be there. You have a

back up somewhere don't you? Former akuma: *sniffs* I...I think so...?

Jenna: So if you get a new phone and back up your former data, all the stuff you did on your old phone would be on your new one!

Former Akuma: Really?! Jenna: As someone who's broken their phone quite a bit, I'd say I'm an expert ;)

Former Akuma: So...everything i did...won't be lost! *smiles widely at Jenna* Thank you!! :'D

Jenna: No problem Christine: Never pegged you for a tech expert, Jen :3c Jenna: *shrugs* Eh

Jenna: I just know the ins and outs of tech through experience, that's all.

(The former akuma runs off to get a new phone) Dasher: Thank god that didn't end awkwardly...

Hound: Yeah...

Leo: I DO wanna get that app now though... Arctic: RIGHT??

Leo: And how come i haven't heard about the game until now?! Owl: Perhaps due to your, um, over-reaction to seeing sweets and any media that has sweets in it, we assumed that you would eat your phone upon seeing it... XS

Leo: Fair enough, but in my defense since we MET those cookies I won't WANT to eat them since they're all pretty nice guys

Hound: Yeah!

Swan: And maybe it IS fun

Leo: Yeah it is!

[feywildatheart]

Nenîth,

Well, we haven't killed anything in the last couple days, so at least there's that.

We've mostly spent it visiting with our friends around the settlement, which has been wonderful. We started with Alorvin, since we owed her a favor for her help with the waterbreathing spell -- though before that, I woke up early, still too restless and unsettled to sleep well, and took Squirt off to the scientists' shrine to Aluarashi, and I knelt down and laid into the water one of the scales I'd pried off of the dragon on Rugira Prime and did a rather poor job of praying to them, I think. Mostly I just wanted to say that I was sorry for how things had gone with the hydra, that I hadn't really seen any other alternative in the moment but I still felt like I'd fucked it all up, and I was sorry for it.

I wasn't expecting anything, really. I just wanted to tell them that I was sorry, but they must have been feeling indulgent, or maybe still feeling kindly toward us after the puzzles and everything. I suppose the months that we've been gone must feel like the blink of an eye, to a deity. In any case, I think I understand better what Elyn was trying to tell us, after she left her offering, and why she looked so poleaxed, because all at once I felt like I could see the whole of the ocean -- but more than just see it. It felt like holding an entire starmap within my mind's eye, and all at the same time being able to watch every planet that orbited every star, and every creature that lived on every planet, and see and understand how they all interwove with one another to form a single tapestry. I held within my mind every fish and every crab and every strand of kelp, and I think they were trying to show me how vast and intricate their domain is, and that one thread started or ended wouldn't be enough to cause the tapestry to fall apart, or even really to change the picture. Then they showed me the slain hydra, sinking down into the black depths and settling at last on the ocean floor, and all the other fallen creatures that have done the same, the bones left behind by creatures long-dead and scavenged, the half-rotted corpses of things that had died more recently, the ones that were newly-fallen like the hydra, that hadn't yet been found and feasted on by the ocean's scavengers. All these dead things, they showed me, and the hydra I killed just one amongst a vast carpet of them littered across the ocean floor.

I think they were trying to make me feel better, and I suppose when one is a deity, one can afford to look at the picture made by the vast scope of an entire ocean, and to think in terms of decades and centuries and millennia. But I'm not a deity, I'm just one of those threads, and it might not matter overmuch to Aluarashi but it mattered to the hydra I killed, and it matters to the scientists who would have rather it lived.

I knelt there for a few moments longer, reeling with all that had been dumped into my mind, and then I told them that I was still sorry, because I am, and I walked back to Drime's with Squirt and drank coffee and waited for the others to wake up. And that's when we went off to Alorvin's, to pay back the favor we owed her. Mostly she just needed fallen deadwood moved about, and I think after the few days that we had we were all glad to have a task that was simple and straightforward to set ourselves to. She introduced us to a friend she's made in the woods, too, a bobcat who was very tolerant of us all wanting to be introduced, and Elyn was a little uncertain at first but I think it was good for her to make the acquaintance of an animal on this planet that wasn't interested in killing her.

After we'd finished helping Alorvin, she took us to Niko's home so we could say hi to her, since she's not staying with Alorvin anymore like she was when we left. It was good to see her getting settled in amongst the rest of the community, and good just to see her, too. She thanked me for the loom -- she said it was generous, which I tried to protest because it's not, it wasn't about generosity, it was just about doing something nice for a friend, it was about seeing a need she had and having a solution to it that would be easier for me than for her, and so why wouldn't I want to help her with it? She kept saying it, though, and so I stopped trying to protest why I'd done it and told her she was welcome, and that I hoped [loom-maker] had given her something that she could modify in the way that I'd wanted for her, and that I hadn't really understood what he was saying but he'd seemed to understand what I was asking for. She showed me what she was working on, a fabric of black shot with copper, though she tried to say it wasn't much to look at and I had to shut her down on that and tell her that it was lovely. I don't know what sort of fabrics she was able to make back on her own plane, if it was so lovely and fine that the things she weaves here pale in comparison, but it doesn't change the fact that the things I've seen her make here have all been gorgeous.

We had tea with her, and talked a little about her weaving -- or, mostly I let her talk, and tried to understand as best I could, but I think Elyn understood more than I did, since her mom's a tailor -- and then she gifted us each with the most gorgeous scarves I've ever seen. She had a handful to choose from, and Elyn took one that was done in pinks and oranges, and I took one that was made of the loveliest blues and greens and will compliment my boots from Aluarashi quite well, I think. We talked about having lunch with her before we left, too, and before we knew it suddenly we were planning one at Drime's, something that we could invite all of our friends to and get to enjoy all their company one last time before we returned to Mir on the Seles Emsel.

We lured Cloudleaper to the temple to Mishakal with the promise of getting to meet a dog, and she fell all over Gwynne at once, as I suspected she would. Ren was there, and we said hello and spent some time talking with them before Seb came out, too. They asked if we were looking for healing potions, which we weren't, really, but decided it wouldn't hurt to have a few more to our name, so we bought a couple and invited them both to our planned lunch -- and then they noticed my bow, and I saw that they recognized it, recognized it not just as a fancy magical weapon but recognized it for what it was, for what it had been inspired by and modeled off of, and I was so glad for it I could have burst. I showed it off to them, and they admired it precisely as much as it deserves, and finally I dragged myself away from them, and -- an even greater task -- dragged Cloudleaper away from Gwynne, mostly by promising to let her pet Squirt. I can't say he was thrilled at the prospect, but I promised him scritches and lots of time to go run around in the woods in the morning, and bacon from Drime, and he relented, because he is the very best dog in the whole galaxy.

We've spent some more time with the children, too, because that always seems to be where we end up when we don't have much else to occupy us. Loren showed off some magical lighters she had enchanted, and she was so proud! She offered us one, and she seemed particularly pleased with one that she had made that burned with a purple flame, so of course, how could I pass that up? She also said that we should let her know if it broke or anything and she would fix it, but I assured her that we would take very good care of it and make sure we didn't break it.

And then -- oh nenîth, then Jesson came up very shyly and gave me a little Squirt figure that he had made out of yarn, and said that it was so that if sometimes on our adventures Squirt has to be somewhere else, I'll have this yarn-Squirt that I can hold onto and keep and know that he's still with me, no matter how far away he might be, and I almost cried I was so delighted and so moved, and I hugged him so hard he squeaked.

Aside from that, things have been quiet around here. We've been planning our lunch, and Elyn has been helping them with some issues they've been having with their technology, and I've been lending my experience to those who are working on mapping the planet, as much as I can. And the other night we were all sitting around together and Elyn glumly informed us that she'd been trying to search on her LICD for any news of us that might have come up but that she hadn't been able to find anything, and that it might be easier if we had a name for our little group that we could search for, instead of "those three girls with the enormous dog who like to stick their noses into things and get into trouble".

We threw ideas around for a little while -- Cloudleaper suggested Electro-Magnetic Pulse, because of Elyn's affinity for technology and also the letters would stand in for our names -- Elyn, Maliah, and Pika, but Elyn rightly protested that that didn't include Cloudleaper in any way and we felt like it should, and I pointed out that we'd have a hard time searching for that name and finding mentions of us, instead of just science journals or whatnot. Cloudleaper muttered something, then, about chaos, and I think she meant it to be disparaging, but-- well, she's not wrong. I mulled over that for a moment and suggested the Chaos Machine, because we do seem to generate it wherever we go, don't we? But Cloudleaper didn't like that at all -- she said it sounded like a twelve-year-old made it up, which is honestly just rude, I didn't insult her idea. But that led us around, eventually, to combining the two into Electro-Magnetic Chaos, which has the benefit of being more easily searchable than an actual scientific term, and it's got the C to represent Cloudleaper. And we all decided that we liked it well enough, or at least better than anything else we'd been able to think up, and so here we are now. We've sent off to register it, too, so it's all official and everything now.

Elyn also pointed out that ECM could stand for Emergency Mom Collective, and she's not wrong about that, either.

Anyway, we've only got one more day left here on-planet before the Seles Emsel heads back up to Mir, and we'll need to spend some of it finishing up the arrangements for tomorrow's lunch at the inn, but I also want to let Squirt stretch his legs for a good long bit, while we've still got the time and the space to do it, and I definitely need to go hug those kids at least fifteen more times. I'll let you know if there's anything else interesting that happens while we're here, and if nothing else, I'm sure I'll have something to write you about once we're back on Mir and can learn what information Athan and Kian have found for us about those smugglers! It's been so nice to be back here, and I feel like I could stay for another three weeks, at least. I hope their teleportation circle is finished soon, so we can stop by more often, and easier.

And I hope you both are doing well, too! Please write me back and tell me everything that you've been up to and all the jump rings you've mapped since your last letter. I miss you both so much. It's been a balm to my heart to be able to walk out under the trees here on Nosirion-1 and let all the green swallow me up after all that time in the desert, but it's not the same as the Feywild. I'm still glad to be out here, and there's still so many more things I want to see, but that doesn't stop me from missing home, and you, at the same time.

Give each other hugs for me, just as tight as you know I would if I were there.

All my love,

Maliah

[demiurgicdorian]

I’m not exactly human, and I know you’re not either.

Pika (@BadFknPika): 

*Patience. As the song goes all we need is just a little bit of patience. Time to understand that life as we know it was about to change forever. Ever since that night, @AShadowOfWings had never left. For whatever reason, he stayed and while I hadn’t made mention of my own  insider information as it were at the time, I couldn’t turn him away. I couldn’t kick him out either. It wasn’t rocket science that by the looks of things, I wasn’t just visiting. This wasn’t some overnight layover and the apartment I was staying in, was very much mine.  Family photos hung on the walls and while the place was tidy, you could tell a family had at one time, made memories here. Many, many moons ago.* Can you have my things shipped to my office here? I don’t know how long I’ll be but I’ll be in touch and you know how to find me. *Upon my return, I had done my check in, stateside safe now and as my thoughts went back to that night, I made sure to let my family know I had made it with no problems. Did I state the reason for my sudden desire to make our California property my home now? No but all in time, I thought. I was still processing the fact that after years of being silent, my gift decided to come back to life. The past was always there, had never left me but after the crash and the future deciding to now present itself at its own leisure, let me just say, it can throw you for a loop when said vision of your life includes a sexy man singing a cover of a Led Zeppelin song. Your favorite one in fact. And oh man, could he sing. I had hung on his every word that night. Even when he had the balls to yank that bar stool closer to him I hadn’t fought off the pull I felt towards him. And every night since, had been filled with song after song and conversation after conversation. Not just with words mind you either. No, what would start out as breakfast conversation would end up being afternoon delight  pretty fast not that I was complaining. Far from it in fact.* Thank you, I’ll send the report over once I get it finished. *Which meant don’t hold your breath. Hanging up, I set my cell on the nightstand and went back to buffing my nails. That was taken care of and now I could focus on what exactly I was going to tell @AShadowOfWings once he got out of the shower.* Oh hey, by the way, I knew you were going to ask me those questions? *What the hell, Pika. Try again.* So about that night, I saw you in a vision? *Real fucking stellar. As in top notch! Mumbling the words under my breath practically, I could see him running for the hills. I could picture it now, guitar case flapping behind him in the wind as he ran across the parking lot and I didn’t need my gift to show me that. Sure there was something different about him but I knew he wasn’t my kind. Whatever @AShadowOfWings was, didn’t matter to me but something told me that maybe showing off my pearly white fangs wasn’t the best idea on the planet at the time. Therefore, I kept them hidden at first. Why show all your cards when you were taught the best poker face in the world? I had mastered mine. So after our last night together, it tugged at me that maybe tonight we should talk about the truth. Laying it all out there, I was going to have to feed soon as it were and when I thought back to that last bottle of blood wine I had drank, I inwardly cringed at how long I had waited yet again.* Damn it, Pika. *Same ole song and dance. It truly had been the one thing I always put off until dead last. Now, in this case, I wish I hadn't. My arrival here in LA, had been sudden and while I was good, no, make that great, at a lot of things, keeping every property stocked on the regular with blood, once the kids had all grown, wasn't something on my priority list. Not with how barely we had traveled. It had been a long time since our blood donor bag days and it was just a given that you hunted for your food after a certain age. Or rather there were other means, those being the kind that just so happened to be getting out of the shower at any moment I thought when suddenly the water shut off and I could only cover my mouth when my fangs descended with a hard snap. My thoughts traveling over the course of our little honeymoon here and I let out a soft whimper. Yeah, this conversation was happening now even if he didn't want it to. And as @AShadowOfWings opened the door to my master bathroom, stepping out and towel drying off, I did the only thing I could do to start the talk of the century off. I blurted out the one thing that might make him take pause and not run off.* I'm not exactly human and I know you're not either. *Cat out of the bag now, I let my gaze linger a bit longer than I probably should have as I started at his feet and went up, finally locking eyes with him as he tossed the towel and I smirked, the tips of my fangs showing..It appeared someone was up for the conversation, after all.* 

Dorian:

<I stood in the shower with my eyes closed, head tilted back, as the water cascaded down my back. I had long since been done. But I needed a few more minutes to clear my mind. This was so not my style. I had worked hard to not get attached. Usually I was gone before the sun rose. It was a defense mechanism I had developed since @OfUndeadWings. Falling for her had cost me everything. Only to be left high and dry in the end. And I had vowed to never let myself be that vulnerable again. But there was something about @BadFknPika that kept me here. And it was confusing as fuck. I hadn’t felt this level of attraction since @OfUndeadWings. Which by the way, also scared the shit out of me. Every day, I told myself I was going to make my exit. Yet every night, I was still here. With a groan of annoyance at myself, I ran my hands through my hair one last time before shutting off the water and reaching for the towel. I made quick work of drying off before wrapping it around my waist and snagging the other one off the rack for my hair. As I stepped through the door, still working the towel over my hair, her words hit me like a ton of bricks, “I'm not exactly human and I know you're not either.” Cue the motherfucking scratching of the record as my hand froze. And when she smirked? There they were. Those telltale pearly points peeking out from behind her lips. The feeling that went through my body was indescribable. Part of me was petrified, ready to run for the hills. Then there was that side of me who had a weakness for those damn fangs that stayed rooted in my spot. Finally tossing my towel aside with a brief pop of my brows, I decided I should at least see where she was going with this>  

Pika: 

*I really couldn't help myself. You just stood there for the longest and when you finally tossed the towel to the side, I let a soft whimper escape and rose to my feet. Getting right to it seemed to be the best course of action and with how my fangs began to throb, there really wasn't a better time than the present.* You know this is my place by now, right? *I crossed the small distance to where you stood, my fingers trailing up along that shoulder now, keeping my hunger at bay, for now.* Do you know what I am? My kind I mean. 

Dorian:

  <swallows roughly when you begin to approach me, your fingers briefly distracting me from the impending conversation before your question snaps me back to the present, giving one quick nod> I've encountered one before, yes... <my eyes flicking to the door, half expecting @OfUndeadWings to slide around the corner to announce this has all been one giant joke on me. Not usually her style, but what the hell did I know anymore?>

Pika:

*Glancing towards the door when you do, I arched a brow before turning back to meet your gaze. I wanted to tell you it was just us. And it was only going to be us, that nobody was going to come knocking on the door without me knowing about it. I refrained however and instead, allowed my fingers to distract you further, trailing them all the way down your forearm until I reached your hand and I laced our fingers together, leading you over to the bed with me.* I think we need to get comfortable don't you? *If we were going to talk, I needed you to still trust me. At least like you had up until the moment, I decided to flash my pearly white fangs.* I promise I won't bite you until you tell me it's okay. *I actually smirked, right before clearing my throat and turning serious again.* Vampire, I use to be human. Now, you?

Dorian:

<Why the hell was I still here? Seriously. Yet somehow, I allowed you to guide me over to the bed, and I popped my brows again at how casually you were talking about this. Did I just randomly spill my guts now? Because that's sure as hell also was not the way I worked. @OfUndeadWings and @PeterKnowsShit. That's it. That's the list of people who knew anything about me. Much less what I was. As if on cue, those scars on my back seemed to tighten and make their presence known, causing me to roll my shoulders in an effort to loosen the tension> I never was. <glances over at you half surprised at my own words> Human, I mean. I've never been.

Pika:

*That revelation made me take notice of the way you rolled your shoulders. The way you spoke, had me wanting to reach out and touch along those scars that at one point my lips had kissed over in the days, the nights prior. It was with that last thought in mind that made me do it I was sure. Oh, I was absolutely positive it was because no sooner had the thought left my mind, I allowed it manifest into yours. Using my gift to ease your mind that it had been just us the last few weeks, months even.* So if not human, then what?

Dorian:

<My breath catching in my throat when a thought that was clearly not mine invaded my mind, and turning my eyes back to you again with a raised brow> Fallen... <My whole body seemed to tense up in protest of me even saying that one word out loud. I liked it better when I just pretended to be like everyone else. Then the reminder of what it cost me the last time a vampire had crossed my path that knew what I was overrode those implanted thoughts and I blurted the next thought before I could think better of it.> Wings are gone already.

Pika:

*And just like that, time stopped. At least for me it did because when the word wings fell from your lips, I know I went wide eyed. I know my fangs retracted at first, only to have a new sense of recognition at your admission and I was quick to put my hand up over my mouth as I felt them punch through with a hard snap. Holy shit, you were a Fallen... Fucking Angel. Of course, you were. That connection now broken when I released your hand, you had blocked my gift and now I knew how, just not the why yet.* I'm sorry.. Wow an angel.. *Time to rip the Band-Aid the rest of the way off. In doing so, I inched closer to you and offered a reassuring grin, sans my fangs which wasn't hard to do considering the next bombshell I was about to drop on you.* Would you believe me if I told you I saw us meeting, exactly how we did in a vision similar to the one I was trying to show you.. *Reaching up this time, I ran the tip of my finger along your temple. My own realization hitting heavy then too.* ..in there? I've never met anyone like you before, Dorian.

Dorian:

<If you hadn't just given me a first hand dose of what you were talking about, I might've laughed at the thought of it. But I knew someone else who did a version of that vision shit, didn't I? Mumbling to myself> Fucking, Pete. <Chuckling now, I shook my head as I remembered how he kept saying my shit was about to change. I bet this was exactly what he meant. And somehow the fact that the know it all bastard had said those words to me made all of this a hell of a lot easier to swallow. Lifting my gaze that had been focused on a piece of the carpet a few feet ahead of us, I brought my eyes to yours with a lazy grin> Oddly, I get it. <My eyes holding your gaze for a few seconds before doing a quick sweep of your body and then locking back with yours again. Clearly, I had a type. Fangs and sinfully sexy. Question was, would this too end badly for me? I didn't really think I had much else to give if it did. Clearing my throat, I spoke again> I honestly try to avoid most of my kind. So, what else did that vision tell you?

Pika:

Not everything mind you but enough to get my ass on a plane to fly out here and meet the man, well.. fallen angel of my dreams.. *It came down to music. It always did though with me and maybe that's why I didn't fight it when I saw it laid out before me.* I saw you ask me the Sam and Otis question. I had follow it through after that. *Nodding firmly, I glanced over at you and gave a slight shrug of my shoulder with a grin. If you were a true fan of their music, you wouldn't expect any less from me. Not really.* That's it so far.. Our future will come and go, but our past always remains the same. And I can show that anytime you want. *smirks when I move to stretch out behind you, scooting up to lay against the plush pillows that awaited me.* I just have to touch you and we're there.

Dorian:

<nods slowly as I listen to you speak, smirking first at the mention of the fallen angel of your dreams, then again at the fact that Otis and Sam were what sealed the deal for you. As I watched you spread out on the bed, I couldn't help but sweep my eyes over your body again. The whole thing still fucking blew my mind. But if I was honest with myself, I was already in too deep. There was still a small piece of me, the one that was stuck on self preservation, that wanted to run for the hills. Only it was quickly outvoted as my body, acting on autopilot moved to cover yours, capturing your lips in a heated kiss. It had been a long ass time since I'd had a chance to enjoy the pleasure that fangs brought me, and damn if I wasn't ready to reacquaint myself with it. Supporting myself on one arm, my other reaching out to blindly feel for the lamp, and failing to find the switch, instead knocking it from the table and causing the room to fall into darkness>

[underpuffau]

Underpuff 200 Follower Retrospective

Well, we’ve done it Underpuff now has 200 followers. How many of them actively follow the AU is impossible to know, but one thing is for sure. That 200 people saw my AU, and enjoyed it enough to hit follow. This means so much you can’t even imagine. No matter how you look at it, 200 people is a fuckton of people, and I couldn’t be more happy you all decided to follow this little ol’ Kirby AU. Sadly though, unlike last time, I really don’t have a way to celebrate this via a sneak peak of the next part. There also isn’t anything I particularly wanna show off either as far as roles or plot goes. So clearly the most logical thing to do is talk about my old work and laugh at it. That’s right, to celebrate this step forward, let’s take some steps backwards, and look at the hilarious atrocity that was the Underpuff Preboot.

Let’s start from the beginning. Starting from the middle was considered but I thought it was too post modern. Back in ye olden days of Sprite AUs, crossovers were just becoming a thing, the leaders of this format being Undertoad, and the now dead Smashtale.I oved the idea of crossing over Undertale with other series, and the number one AU I wanted to see happen, was of course, a Kirby AU. Every day I prayed for some kind of music track or comic part to be made for one, rather than all the vague concepts I saw thrown around from time to time. I waited an waited, but a Kirby AU never came. One day, on a Meta Knight as Mettaton shitpost on r/Undertale, I talked about this want for a Kirby AU in the comments, and some vague ideas I had for one.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Undertale/comments/4h335y/metta_knight/d2nb7p7/

As you can see things, really didn’t pan out like this, but one step at a time. After posting this comment, and reading responses to it, I came up with more and more ideas, and I even drew concept art of all the roles!

Adecryforhelp

Keel me

Kirb stomp me into the ground

LololOH GOD

JOLY SHIT

eta knig.

eta knig period.

Whispy (why) Wood(you do this to me)s

Here take this for your eyes, I bet you need it right now

But yeah, my art and design skills weren’t up to snuff at the time. I’ve obviously gotten much better, but at the time I was a full blown amateur and was blissfully unaware. Gotta love that Dunning Kruger effect huh?

But all these “ideas” and art were for nothing, as I had a shit laptop at home that couldn’t do jack shit without coming close to fucking combustion. Like, it was so bad, I used my Wii U for everything Internet related. The Internet Browser on the Wii U was a better alternative than my actual computer. Let that sink in. However, spending so much time on the Wii U would lead you to discover new games and apps when they popped up, and for me, one of those was the software called Pixel Maker. And this is where Underpuff would get it’s start.

Pixel Maker was a pretty good software. I did exactly as was advertised, allow you to make pixel art on your Wii U. I saw this as my opportunity to finally make my ideas a reality, and when I had enough money, I bought it without delay. I got started making the first stages of Underpuff. I had no way to pull straight from Undertale. I had to eyball the maps and recreate them to the best of my ability, with the Great Cave reskin aesthetic of course. When I went to make text, I tried to recreate the UT font myself, but was unable to do it. With all the pre made fonts in PM not being to my liking, and the software lacking text sizes at the time, I decided to make my own font.

This was a mistake.

It was poorly made and ugly to look at, but I used it throughout all 7 preboot parts. And since this was my own font made in PM, I couldn’t use the text tool to apply it. I had to meticulously copy paste EVERY SINGLE LETTER. It was annoying, and resulted in me despising text. But hey, it’s just the font, so long as the spritework looks good, who cares?

Anymore of that bleach leftover? It’s for me.

But yes, Underpuff, in all awfully sprited and JPGed goodness, was murder on your eyes. (And probably soul too)

Why is the file type blurry ass JPG o all things you ask? Well my fan, allow me to tell you about my process for getting Underpuff to imgur.

Step 1: Create Panel

Step 2: Go to miiverse

Step 3: Save screenshot of the panel into screenshot album

Repeat till part is complete

Step 4: Access album from browser

Step 5: Copy image url

Step 6: Paste this url into imgurs uploader

Repeat until part is uploaded

But what does this have to do with JPG? Well, the answer is that Miiverse’s screenshots save in, you guessed it, JPG! So my images were blurry not of my own volition!

But, even if the visuals are completely, 100% awful, the dialogue must at least make uop for it. Surely I didn’t stoop so low as to just slightly modify Undertale dialogue right? RIGHT?

...

God dammit.

Underpuff was a reskin to the highest degree. Character relationships, dialogue, areas, all just Undertale with a Kirby paint. That’s all it was. And I was sitting here, wondering why the hell I couldn’t break 10 upvotes on reddit. This was why, cause I was a terrible writer, artist, and typographist. But it added up to something in the end, because one day I realized this, and rebooted Underpuff into it’s current state right now. A fully fleshed out, new story, with logical relationships, and a huge focus on lore and characterization. You know why I put those on such high pedestals, because of this. Because of preboot. I don’t want anything like Preboot to ever exist again, and it’s why I want to make Underpuff as sound in the Kirby universe as I can, while still having plenty of characters to work with..

And now, I have an actual computer, that I can actually make panels with. I still go back to PM from time to time, usually for battlesprites, since I like doing those by hand, but most of my work is done on here now. The parts may come out slower these days, but that’s because actual effort is being put forth now. Everyday I think of how to improve Underpuff’s story, fix plot holes or mistakes, all so I can make what I’ve been told is the only good Kirby AU the best it can possibly be.I take my time and not try to rush parts out per month like I did, all so I can achieve the quality I want. (The Reboot battle system wouldn’t exist if I didn’t take so long on Part 2.)

While I may not get the amount of asks, fanart, or music as I would like, one thing remains true. 200 of you appreciate the new Underpuff, and the work I put in. You appreciate the fact it’s not a shitty JPG reskin. You appreciate the fact I try to be lore and characterization friendly. And I appreciate all of you, my friends and fans who support me and what I do. If it weren’t for all of you, I may have given up, but all eyes are on me, and I’m not gonna disappoint. I may be a little sappy right now, but hey, I’m a Kirby AU, gotta be somewhat wholesome right? But to all of you, whether you have been here since the preboot, or jumped on for the reboot, I just gotta say...

-Thank you, Pika