#it was meant to be funny

[beebfreeb]

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

[pouletpourri]

the real reason kaufmo abstracted

[kuchipark]

I stare at my candle, cupping it. “So this is it?” I manage to croak.

It lets out a meek cough. “This is it.”

“It’s my fault.” Despite my attempts, a tear manages to escape me; it cascades down my cheek. I can’t bring myself to wipe it away. “I should have never let you burn for five, consecutive hours while I took a nap.”

“Come on now,” it reaches up to wipe my tear. “Don’t say that, you needed that nap.”

Another tear spills, and another… and another, and before I know it, I’m sobbing. Tears gush from my eyes, with no dam to halt them. “I didn’t know,” I whimper. “I didn’t know I was gonna fall asleep, I just—” I swallow. “I just wanted to close my eyes for a bit…”

“Hey, you couldn’t have known. It’s okay,” the candle smiles with resignation. “My time has come.”

It has accepted its fate, but I don’t know if I can. It feels like just yesterday when I lit it for the first time. In a way, it was.

“What am I supposed to do without you? How am I supposed to make my room look cozy now?”

The candle flickers, its wick is almost gone. “You’ll be okay without me. You can always buy another candle.”

“I can’t…” I say.

“Yes, you can,” the candle assures. It flickers again.

I shake my head. “No, I literally can’t — I got, like, two bucks…”

Another flicker. Any second now it’ll die out, leaving me cold and dark, but not before it can share its wisdom with me, one more time. “Get… those… tea… lights…” it wheezes. “They… are… cheap… as fuck…”

And before I get to respond, smoke replaces fire, cold replaces warmth, dark replaces light. This was its end. My 9 bucks is now officially gone.

I never should have lit it, I should have just looked at it as it stood, idly, on my window sill.

But I guess that isn’t what candles are for.

They are meant to burn, no matter how badly it hurts to see your favorite candle die out. Burning is their purpose, if you never light it, you’ll take that purpose away. And after all, isn’t it better to have lived with purpose for a short while, than to live forever, with no purpose at all.

[homoexualpigeon]

Having basically no followers is amazing because I can say anything and nobody will hear me.

Having basically no followers is awful and so sad because I can say anything and nobody will hear me.

[wtaffy]

PERSEUS-

[hinamie]

in spite of everything, I had fun <3

[sabertoothwalrus]

you guys asked for more tallman/modern au chilshi. I was gonna do a whole lore dump with all my headcanons but it ended up being bullshit comics

[callonpeevesie]

I'm onto something I'm telling you

[aqueductaquarii]

egghead law...on one hand i think he would choose battle-ready clothing but also end up pressing the hawaiian shirt button at the last second. on the other hand i think he would wear a shaka-esque coat...

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa loves the Vanny “animatronic”

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

(yes, I drew the masterpiece :D❤)

[absolutedestinyapocalypsse]

its so fucking absurd how necro cav marriage is frowned upon as if getting married is somehow more inappropriate than whatever the fuck silas and colum have going on. ianthe tridentarius has the legitimate in-universe grounds to look at magnus and abigail and think "wow how unnatural. thank god I'm normal"

[dykecubes]

Ppl in 2020: if you like Minecraft YouTubers you should kill yourself NOWWWWW

Those same ppl now: so are you taking the chicken or the beef

[ao3-crack]

(x)

[pastabaguette]

internalized homophobia

i’ve done nothing but work on —> s33k the highb100d for a week, so i took a break and did some humanstuck.

[pouletpourri]

attempt at affection