#it was just sooo Protestant

[airitree]

There is an ~old tumblr story~ that I sincerely do not believe in. You could not convince me it was real, the op could try to give me any shred of evidence and I’d still claim I was in fact an individual clapping in the pews….

[cosmicvaca]

Part of my Kakyoin lives au. Noriaki has pieces in a new gallery, and Jotaro, though feeling very nervous (hence the RBF), comes to support his partner. The photographer also made him take off his hat for the photo.

Close ups and painting under cut

I kinda went nuts with their belts, but it's so them <3

[biblicalhorror]

Thinking about one of the loser men I dated directly post-college who, after I showed them Dirty Computer [the emotion picture] by Janelle Monae, said they "prefer rap that has something to say"

[pissfaggit]

This website and its unhinged pathetic little men and yet next to no tribute is given to Floop and her insane pussy slayage...

[ochrophyta]

ARRGHHHH i just hung out at a abortion counter protest for 3 hours and argued with prolifers and i feel so heated and irritated!!!!! i forget that change doesn't come from one 10-person protest but i want to hit a baby rn

[jonathanbyersphd]

JANCY FIC IDEA!! In the song Timeless by Taylor Swift, she mentions different time lines that she and her lover would still end up together in. Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but I definitely see Jancy falling in love in any timeline. And it would give you different opportunities to write aus in times you might not usually choose.

Oh this would so cute, so very soulmates.

[just-about-nothing]

booth is like ‘military propaganda!’ and bones is like ‘well. this is actually an anthropological phenomenon that indicates youre full of bullshit’ which i appreciate

because i like my copaganda without a side dosage of military propaganda on top of it lmao. altho literally any episode that does touch on the military & especially iraq & 9/11 is full of bullshit military glorification. it just doesn’t stick on me particularly because a) literally the dialogue is not how any vet i’ve met talks & b) it’s also the same shit that i was fed as a kid & it didn’t stick then & fuck no it’s not gonna stick now not with a better understanding of bush, cheney, & rumsfield’s motivations

WAIT HODGINS IS ANTI IRAQ INVASION BESTIE MWAH

OHHH MY GOD THAT’S HARDISON GIRL HAIIIIIIIIII i love actor overlap

[truegoist]

I think the main problem w y’all Americans and why ur country stays so shitty is bc y’all never actually do anything for urselves and wait for someone to save ur asses

[cryptidapprentice]

[fox-stuck]

talked a big game about counter protest but oh god do I not want to be called a groomer by the “protect our children” crowd for the next several hours

[wolf-skins]

whyyyyy did kamala do that whyyyyyy did she have to go and do that

[tiredtriedfailures]

TWITTER SUCKS ASS I HATE QUEER INFIGHTING THIS IS DISGRACEFUL ALL QUEER PEOPLE SHOULD BE KISSING EACH OTHERS HAND ON ONE KNEE LIKE A KNIGHT

[loveanddeepdick]

getos the type of man to drill his dick into you for hours, not letting you catch a break, even going until the bed frame is digging into the floor and the wall, making noticeable dents. he’d degrade u sooo good too, “always droolin over this fuckin cock, huh, slut? i can feel you gripping me tight as shit”.

hhhhhhh then he’d do a complete 180 after, checking up on you, making sure you’re not dehydrated, wiping all the cum off u with a damp towel, taking some and dipping it back into ur pussy. he’s still a perv, giving ur boob one last squeeze, spreading ur folds with his eyes raking over ur pussy, ignoring ur protests for him to stop staring but ur pleas ignored. he coos at you for clenching around nothing as his cum seems to endlessly spill out of you.

but idk! maybe im just horny lol!! >.<

[boowritess]

part 2 lol

so apparently it's really fucking hard to get into the SAS. and ontop of that I've been getting tiktoks of people going around an army base asking why they joined. most responses were to pay off student loans, bills, school, (someone said there's was 6 years of prison or school and *mental note for idea*), the recruiter lied or spoilt them, barracks bunny.

141 (poly?) x notsobaddasssoldier!reader

and now i can't stop thinking of soldier!reader. who really half-assed their way through everything - only doing the job for the money and to pay off student loans + they had nothing better to do.

who somehow ends up being adopted by Price (kinda like Gaz i guess ???) all because reader happened to be in the right place at the right time and saved Price's ass while managing to complete a mission the Task Force were doing.

and it's not that you saved his ass or completed the mission that makes Price go *this is mine* - it's the fact that afterwards all you can say is-

"this shit is so not worth paying off my student loans."

"oh fuck i forgot to cancel my subscription. fuckk- waste of fucking money"

- all the while a building is burning in front of you but yeah just not at all concerned about what had just happened. so price just *grabs you by the back of your neck and holds you up, claiming you as part of his task force now.*

(lol you probably can't do that irl but this is fiction sooo suck my ass.)

and laswell's just like no... they are very much still green john. way too green. no.

but it's too late. he's already introducing you to the task force. singing your praises and you're just like

"man he promised to pay off my student loans and give me food." basically how ur recruiter got ya ass.

enough said. you get the whole off the books speech, saving the world by doing things others wouldn't like. but u couldn't give a rats ass - you should but nah...

and like... you know you're the rookie... you're still green... but some of the shit 141 do you just...

"so you just gonna kidnap the wife AND the child...? right... kid, you wanna watch bluey? here..."

"and you do this often...? crazy."

but you don't exactly protest. how could you with how much you get paid. you kinda just side-eye and look away when it's geta a lil crazy. *bombastic side-eye*

and the other 141 guys - oh my days. become just as enormed as price and want to start really trying to amplify your skills. but every time, they start explaining how to do things - the best way to go about a situation or how to fight a certain way.

you pull this face. like your top lip pulls back, your eyebrows scrunch together, and there's a slight frown on your lips as they speak. like you look confused/disgusted. but you don't even realise cause-

"why're you pulling that face?" 141

"that's... that's just my focusing face..."

"oh..." 141 feels bad

then when they do take you in feild you're shaking your head no. like you haven't been around that long. what the fuck? now you're bout to infiltrate an enemy base!?!?!

"can i just wait in the car?"

"no." price

"i'm gonna vomit."

"aim at the enemy." ghost

people think that because you're suddenly in this badass task force that surely they're just using you for your assets.

they all think you're the 141 barracks bunny. and maybe you should be pissed or annoyed or grossed out. but all you can do is sigh and pause from the burger price got you, and let out a long exhale.

"fuck... maybe i can just do onlyfans or be a pornstar... shit maybe it's not too late..."

"military is bascially sex work - selling my body..."

"not that different from what i'm doing now. body being used, check. body sore in the strangest places, check."

your tone so empty, blank and nonchalant, but there's a serious look in your eyes that when you grab your phone out to maybe do a little research on how you could do that, your phone is snatched from your hand by one of the guys and they walk out the room without a second look back.

with an annoyed huff, you go back to eating your burger. but suddenly, you turn to the person who genuinely thought you were a barracks bunny.

"hey you think if i be a barracks bunny i get out of missions and shit?"

"...that's not how it works..." rando.

"fuck."

and maybe you try...

like you go to price's office and the guys are already in there, chatting about something that you should really pay attention too but you can't be assed. instead you unashamedly start to speak...

"if i suck ya'll dicks can i get out the mission?"

"no. you still have to join." gaz says amused

"even if you-" *que long sigh from price* "even if you suck our dicks."

"that's fucked up. i should've done porn."

and with the most hurt and broken-hearted look on your face, you leave the office, closing the door with a dramatic sigh. the guys just stare at the door in... confusion, amusement, and maybe arousal if ya'll dig that

idk man just gimmie more soldier!reader who just really ain't the fucked, there for money, lowkey hungry and doesn't know what the fuck is happening. kinda a pet or little sibling energy that the 141 love.

bonus*

"wait so they aren't sucking our dicks?" *soap says getting slapped in the back of the head by ghost

a/n: brain is rottinnggg. i should be doing so much other shit but... cod just consumes my brain 24/7

[fushiguho]

★ Kicking my feet and gnawing at the iron bars of my enclosure imagining Toji Fushiguro as that one farrr to old canonical back of house line cook who flirts a little too hard with the young, pretty servers at the restaurant…

Really, it was sweet… his compliments were harmless. Benign. He’d whisper how pretty you look in your all black attire, how sweet you smell when you’d creep over to his station to watch him cook. He was teasingly yanking your pigtails or writing flirty messages in your notepad. Even the sharp trail of his low, hooded eyes as you’d scurry in and out of the kitchen, scorching plates in hand, made your heart skip and his cock twitch.

It was sweet, at first. Now it’s just… unprofessional.

Now, Toji has you pressed against a wobbly shelf of produce inside of the industrial walk in freezer, fat, burly fingers disappearing into your sloppy cunt. A big hand is clamped over your mouth, dampening your pretty little cries of rapture as you writhe against his palm, panting out the sweetest whimpers through your nose.

“I know you have a table, pretty, but this is your fault…” he huffs out a white cloud of condensation, leaning down to kiss your temple, “look at what you’re fucking wearing, girl. You wanted this, didn’t you?” His rumbling voice trails in a low, gruff whisper, a sinful grin pulling at the corners of his scarred lips.

You follow his descending gaze, peering down at your tattered clothes at once, observing where his large hand is tucked inside of your low rise yoga pants, the supple skin of your breasts spilling out of your dangerously low-cut top. He’s right, look at you. Despite your vain protests, the way you sluttily hump your drooling cunt against the palm his hand says otherwise.

“Mmmh someone’s g-gonna see us,” you pant, the desperate buck of your hips a direct contradiction to your fruitless pleads, “fuuuck, they’ll be s-sooo mad, Toji.”

“Doesn’t look like you care…” he’s quirking a thick brow, mouth falling open mockingly, mimicking your pretty little expressions, “doesn’t feel like you care. Look how wet you are, nasty girl.”

As if to prove his point, he’s pulling his slick hand from between your legs to bring it near your face. Gossamers of your arousal stretch and snap between his spreading fingers. Toji muses a gruff chuckle when your face warms with embarrassment, the tip of his large nose blushing crimson from the biting frigidity of the freezer.

“Taste how wet you are,” he’s cracking a slow, toothy grin from behind his dripping digits, slowly inching them toward your parted lips, “and don’t be greedy either, save some f’me…” he nearly growls as he’s dropping his head to run his tongue down the length of his fingers, his wet lips brushing yours as you suck on the same spot.

Toji hums, savoring the sweet, marrying flavors of your arousal and saliva on his tongue. God, he’s so drunk off of your taste, he can hardly help himself as his lips are deliberately inching toward yours. You’re not here, not really. He hasn’t even fucked you and you’re unravelling like cheap thread. You have half a brain register the way he’s subtly replacing his fingers with his mouth, a big, greedy hand gripping your jaw and—

—Knock! Knock! Knock!

“. . . Why is this locked? Who’s in there?”

note: hey, you! if you’ve read this before, don’t be alarmed! this is just a re-upload from my previous blog which was unfortunately marked as explicit. i’m in the process of transferring all of my work over to this blog. thanks for bearing with me, pretty! <3

love, ny

[shawtuzi]

ᡣ𐭩ྀིྀི₊ ⊹ thinking about bf!suguru giving you head for the first time and he’s such a fawking tease.

“c-c….u…g-g? sugu i don’t knowww please gimme more,” you sniffled, tugging at his jet black locs. suguru lifted his head from between your thighs, a shiny sheen of your essence coating his lips and chin.

“cmon baby use that brain, i know you know this,” and with that he went back to tracing letters against your clit. he was sure you’d figure out soon enough he was spelling his name. you bucked your hips up in protest, only for him to push you back down again, pinching your thigh as a warning.

you gripped the soft cotton of your sheets tightly, your thighs beginning to tremble from the never ending teasing. “s-s…u…g…*sniffle*…u…r-r…u-u? o-oh my goodness!” the second you got the last letter right suguru wrapped his lips around your swollen clit, his tongue drawing sloppy circles around it. your body went completely limp as he devoured you, the obscene sounds of him licking and sucking at your pussy echoing throughout your room.

suguru pulled his head back to look at your pussy in all its glory—glistening and puffy jus waiting for him to make her cum. “look at me,” his voice was low as he spoke, his tatted hand drawing hearts n swirls on the fat of your thigh. you sat up on shaky elbows, now locking eyes with suguru. without breaking eye contact with you his tongue lolled out, a glob of spit falling onto you throbbing clit.

you gasped, your thighs twitching at the action. he smirked at you, running his tongue over his bottom lip, “mm you like that cutie?” he asked, squeezing your thigh. you nodded slowly, your pupils dilating. suguru spread your folds, eyes flicking back to yours, “wan’ me to do it again?”

you didn’t say a word, instead bucking your hips up in need, a whimper bubbling in your throat. suguru flashed you grin, reminding you once more to keep your eyes on his before he spit on your pussy again, fighting back a chuckle at the way you whined. you were too cute.

“you’re such good girl…good pussy too, tastes so sweet i can stay down here all night. will you let me y/n? i promise i’ll treat her real good…real good,” suguru’s mouth latched onto your clit again, his hand reaching up to grasp at your breast over your tank top. you gave him a hand, pulling your top down to to expose your chest. “such a sweet girl,” he murmured against your pussy, nibbling gently on your clit.

suguru groaned when he felt both of your hands begin to tug at his hair roughly, pulling him impossibly closer to your center. geto was never one to deny someone of taking charge so he let you take the reins, his tongue completely lolling out of his mouth to allow you to use him.

you were restless, practically humping geto’s face as the knot in your stomach got tighter n tighter. suguru moaned rather loudly, his eyes rolling into the back of his head as you fucked his face. the second your needy eyes locked with geto’s just as needy ones you were cumming with a loud squeal, your hand slapping his shoulder out of instinct.

suguru pulled your body as close to his face as he could, licking and slurping up your cum as if he were a man starved. you rode out your orgasm as long as you could, your thighs beginning to shake from sensitivity. “o-okay sugu okayyy,” you whined, pushing at his head, but he just wasn’t letting up. his arms were now locked around your thighs, securing your pussy nice n close to his face.

“can’t stop now baby, not when i know i can make you cum harder than that,” his voice was sooo breathy and shaky, almost as if he’d came himself……

yeah, he came in his pants while you were cumming in his mouth sue him!