#it was highly effective but

[frownyalfred]

“Bruce is a tough teacher” well if we go off Batman Begins, Ra’s Al Ghul literally told him his parents’ deaths were his Dad’s fault (because he was weak), called Bruce weak, threw Bruce in a frozen lake (because he could; entirely unrelated to the lesson at hand) and then made fun of him for being cold and shivering after he pulled himself out, so yeah…Bruce might be tough, but his teacher was so much worse.

[yourmajestybee]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO LOOK AT HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON UNTRAINABLE THE STAGE PLAY RN

[thedreadvampy]

people seriously pretending EEAAO is overrated suddenly bc it swept awards? it swept awards largely because it is very very very good. I cried like someone who's just had a religious revelation BOTH times I watched it bc it touched something raw and real and beautiful but it was also just very, very funny. everyone's performance kills and the concept is creative and interesting and doesn't distract from the emotional core. you guys are just contrarian.

[quaranmine]

collapses on the floor and Dies

[rookrecurring]

I've been playing Project Zomboid recently prints

[yunogf]

"The first thing that came to me was I didn't want to make something obvious for my solo...This solo album is purely, entirely mine, so my thoughts play the biggest role. The difference is that I have the biggest input in it...while working as a group, when we filmed NCT 127 music videos, there were many times when it was a lot about my face shot just close up. There are a lot of those moments, like 0.1 seconds of [a close up shot] of my face. I was that kind of member, so up until now, if I showed that image a lot, there are more things I can show beyond that as well. I've got lots more to show...so what I thought was I wanted to do something different from what I've been showing since debut, different from what people expect of me." - Jaehyun, "The Journey of 'J' | Part 2"

[vren-diagram]

We pay members of US congress $174k/year. How can we get the median voter to understand that for the most competent Americans this is basically no money. It might be incomprehensible to them. Maybe we could make ads where entry level google engineers meet senators and buy them dinner.

[guzhufuren]

Huaien feeding Xiaobao his spiritual energy

Uncensored wuxia BL Meet You At The Blossom (2024)

[gatekeeper-of-witchcraft]

correct me if I’m out of line bc I’m not a detransitioner, but I hate hate hate how common arguments against transition/“in defense of” detransitioners is “they can’t have kids!” or “they can’t breastfeed!”

why should mitigating harm always come down to what a woman can do for a potential child (or a man’s ability to father children)? why isn’t it enough to keep HER from harm? it’s just prioritizing women as broodmares all over again. why isn’t it enough to keep HER from chronic pain, heart and blood pressure issues, incontinence, necrosis, limited mobility and death?

[chrliekclly]

they….

[radiance1]

Danny and (a recently revived) Jason move into an apartment together, they live right next to each other too.

The thing with this, however, is that the both of them?

They goddamn hate each other.

If murder was not illegal, they would genuinely kill each other. But since it is, they settle for the next best thing, just beating each other up on sight.

At least, until the landlord told them to not fight on their property and if they were to do it out of sight, so they don't scare away any more potential clients.

They've already scared away more than 10.

[breadandblankets]

Duke, despite being out and about in the day has just as many vampire rumors as the rest of the bats.

Evidence:

Sparkles in sunlight

Doesn't show up in reflections

Can't be photographed

Shows up both at night and in the day (when does he rest??)

Unnatural (supernatural??) charisma

[thankchaosforspellcheck]

Writing an angsty Leo-centric oneshot right now (I have like ONE MORE HEARTFELT CONVERSATION to get through and then it'll be DONE but god is it hard to get these fuckers to talk) and came up with a fun headcanon for it:

what if attention seeking was literally written into Leo's DNA.

So, a semi-common fannon idea is that Leo is a) struggling with depression and b) that depression could literally kill him because Sliders will die of depression. their bodies just shut down.

But the thing is, that would be really bad for someone that's supposed to be a literal supersoldier.

Now, there are a lot of reasons why Draxum might not know about it (the research wasn't there yet, he just didn't dig far enough to find it, etc) but what if he did?

What if he decided to take what was going to be a clear weakness to his creation and use it to his advantage?

Instead, Draxum does a few careful edits via mystics to change the genes causing it instead of fully getting rid of them.

It would be much more useful for a strategist to need to stay in constant contact with him and the rest of his unit, after all. and if he ends up betraying Draxum for one reason or another... then he has a fail-safe to fall back on. After all, with mystic portals, it's pretty easy to just send someone to an isolated area and wait.

Of course, none of that comes to fruition, so instead Leo just knows he constantly craves companionship and wants everyone's eyes on him all the time but has no idea why. He just knows that he CANNOT be alone for too long.

aka: au where it's just as bad of an idea to leave Leo alone for an extended period of time as it is Raph, but for the opposite reason.

[petitesmafia]

domestic skk where Dazai's like "Chuuyaaa i can't sleep...maybe you can help me..." (flirtatious) and Chuuya's like ofc!! before leaning over and fucking head-butting Dazai. one shot KO Dazai's out like a light until the next morning

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

SQUISH HIM!

You are in a car, use Squish Attack. I am begging you!

Edit having finished the episode: Yeah, you should have squished him

[home-of-the-squirmle]

Squirmles as an interrogation method (but wholesome)

Oh buddy

Once EDEN allowed other institutions access to squirmles, their potential was instantly recognized...

Let's say you have a low-risk criminal or hostage, but you've been instructed NOT to harm them at all. Solution? Dumping a whole jar of squirmles down their back >:)

It may seem silly or unorthodox, but the success rate is surprisingly high! Turns out being tied to a chair with a whole swarm of tickly critters in your clothes is unbearable.

Luckily, the squirmles love it >:) they are monsters after all...some evil tickling is their favorite.