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Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(
#autism#neurodivergent#adhd#fun facts#GOD I’m such an idiot#anyways now a 10 year old is out there looking up swear words online and it’s all my fault :(#I got so excited by the fact that I knew a fun fact#that I didn’t stop to think that maybe not everyone knows that fun fact for a reason :(#it’s like explaining how to successfully bury a body at a book club#or explaining the dangers of Scientology to your sister’s boyfriend the first time you meet him#or debating gay sex positions with your best friend in front of your mom#no matter how much I wish to be a beacon of knowledge in this world#sometimes there are things others just don’t want to know#and consciously that’s valid but the autism ? I does not care
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oh, uh, this...this isn't Silver's backstory after all.
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#surprise! it's actually everyone else's backstory!#screaming. just screaming forever.#malenoa my new beloved#like. i kind of figured something had happened to malleus' parents because maleficia seems to be his only relative?#but i didn't know it was going to be a whole THING#hey silver did your shitbag ancestor kill malleus' mom#oh boy this is going to be super embarrassing for you#also i keep interpreting レヴァーン as raven and i kind of think that's not the intended meaning#it's probably supposed to be like. lavern or something?#however#it means i keep thinking of malleus' dad as raven. his cool raven dad who mysteriously disappeared 400 years ago. that guy. raven.#and slowly sliding my eyes towards the explicitly raven-themed character who literally has 'raven' written on his design#do you...do you think that...#it couldn't be. but do you think...#i swear to god if crowley takes off his mask and goes 'SON' i'm gonna#i don't even know what i'd do but crowley darth vader-ing malleus would be the twist of the fucking century#truly the funniest possible outcome. i kind of do actually want it to be true now#sorry mal turns your dad is an enormous dork and also the principal#bright side no one is going to be intimidated by you anymore
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I've been reading the Percy Jackson books for the first time over the past two weeks! Just finished "The Battle of the Labyrinth" last night (which btw is my favorite of the series so far!!)
I have now gained a new obsession but it might not be what you think
#like i swear to god i did not expect to be absolutely enthralled by the protagonist's mom kahskahfjkaja#she's just so fascinating to me#she's so kind and smart and she has given EVERYTHING for her son okay#like her staying married to an abuser for years to protect him omg she deserves the world#like when Poseidon called her a queen in the first book he was 100% right alright she is a queen#the woman murdered her abuser with a monster's head LIKE THAT'S SO AWESOME#also i cannot explain how obsessed i am with her relationship with Poseidon okay#like. do i want her to still have feelings for him? yes. do i need poseidon to pine and long for her from the distance?? ABSOLUTELY YES.#like realistically it's more likely that be does not but I need it okay#like at first i wanted them to be reunited because you know. of course i did.#but i am perfectly content with her finding love and happiness with a mortal man and Poseidon pining for her from the distance#like listen. this woman is amazing and she deserves to have an immortal all powerful god unable to get over her alright SHE DESERVES IT#but the way he just showed up at Percy's birthday party and called her as beautiful as ever????? omg??? BECAUSE YES SHE IS#and she blushed??? be still my beating heart#kahskahfksja honestly laughing at myself right now like I'm just over here watching a Sally Jackson tele novela in my head#AND HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE#percy jackson#no spoilers please if you see this post i know very little about the story and I'm thoroughly enjoying myself that way#also jsut as an fyi i am also a little obsessed with Percy and Annabeth kajakshdjshsha they are too cute and intense#sally jackson#percy jackson and the olympians
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My Mom Is Cool
My mom is unfamiliar with the term "robofucker" and has probably not heard me say "robot porn" because i think i usually say Allen or just Transformer or something
Anyhow she just referred to one of my stories i was showing her the stats on (my mom likes following my author blog progress and she also sometimes reads the reviews with me we're silly yes) as Techno Smut and I
how was I today years old hearing that for the first time
I love it
I'm stealing it
T e c h n o s m u t
conversations I never thought I'd have with my mom, I adore her.
#Dat Rambles#Gigglesnort#My mom keeps asking when I'll release the next chapter of Travel Buddies#*profuse sweating*#(she doesn't nag me or anything she just asks every now and then and it's totally okay I'm just being dramatic)#Soon i swear#Maybe next month maybe next year I DUNNO I'M TRYING I SWEAR IS NOT READY YET#hnmnnnn#Also the story in question of course is Leaking Down#Her response when I showed her the cover art for Gladiators of Kaon:#“Ooh looks like a sci fi horror.”#And i was like:#*holding up a finger with mouth hanging open but nothing comes out*#*leading symbol*#*brain.exe reboot*#"Well shit you're right. But there's smut so like#It's a sexy horror book?#HOW DID I GET HERE I DON'T EVEN WATCH HORROR MOVIES I HIDE BEHIND THE COUCH#i want to say it's just dystopian but Cybertron has a history as fucked up as Earth's#I mean i can't look at Empurata and go “nah that's not horror” no really that's honestly REALLY FUCKED UP#anyhow#*sips tea*#Back to my bullshit I go
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After very little research into the other writings of Laura Ingalls Wilder and Rose Wilder Lane, my hypothesis about the Little House authorship question is that the writing is mostly Rose's, but the heart is Laura's.
In Laura's newspaper columns, the parts that sound most like Little House mostly come from the extracts she shares from Rose's letters (incidentally, it's kind of adorable how proud she is of Rose: "My daughter's in France!", "My daughter's in Albania!", etc.) The prose of Old Home Town, Rose's inspired-by-my-childhood-home novel, has some of the same concise descriptive prose that I've come to associate with the Little House style (I could hear passages in the voice of the Little House audiobook narrator).
Yet the Little House soul is all over Laura's columns. She's fascinated by the simple tasks of life, believes in home and family and hard work, believes in holding onto the goodness of childhood and looking forward with hope toward the future. There's an optimism, almost a romanticism, about life. The children's series that bears her name clearly comes from the same woman.
Rose, by contrast, is much more pessimistic. When writing about childhood, she's almost cynical about the life of a small town. She highlights the dark stories underlying the wholesome exterior, is extremely sensitive to the pitfalls of the social scene around her. Part of the difference is that Rose is writing for adults, but there does seem to be an essential difference in the personality behind the pen, despite the stylistic similarities to Little House.
(At the risk of pop psychoanalyzing people long dead, Rose seems much more neurotic and introverted and sensitive than her mother. In her writings and in the books about her childhood in Missouri, she comes across as child of a fairly comfortable modern life, with all the modern anxieties, in contrast to a woman who grew up starving on the prairie and knows that there are much worse things to endure than small-town gossip).
It's not much of a thesis, but I'm just fascinated by the fact that the Little House series can share so many stylistic similarities with Rose's writings, yet feel so much more like Laura.
#little house#laura ingalls wilder#rose wilder lane#i did not finish old home town because it came uncomfortably close to deal-breaking swearing and i don't feel like dealing with that#but the book was interesting in its way#rose clearly has an agenda about women's rights#but in focusing so heavily on social justice it loses a lot of heart#if the mother is supposed to be based in any way on laura she's a bit harsh as a mother#though more open-minded than her neighbors#(always standing up for the gossiped-about women)#rose's stand-in (i'm going to assume it's a stand-in because cranford has trained me to assume#(that any first-person narrator in a book based on the author's childhood hometown is a self-insert)#kind of disappears into the background#and it's very tempting to consider how the woman who made her living as a ghostwriter disappeared behind others' stories#(also this book unfortunately seems to confirm that almanzo was a mason)#(sorry mom)#(seeing the freemason symbol on pa's grave was my most terrifying moment as a catholic little house fan)#(i'm pretty sure my mom threw holy water on it)#(took me a few years to get over that)#(now i've just accepted that american history is full of freemasons)#(and as long as she's not spouting anti-catholic propaganda her books are fair game)
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so glad today is the last full day of road trip 1 because:
we got lost in a forest
we went caving and the lights went out when they weren’t supposed to and we had to navigate the rest of the way in the dark
the caving trail wasn’t very long but had over 700 stairs. for context I am disabled 🙃
#didn’t have phone service for half the day which isn’t a bad thing but like#when you’re lost in a forest. you kinda want phone service#I told them hey that’s not the road! and no one listened to me like usual. i swear i’m my family’s cassandra#the caving trail they booked while we were still at a museum (before we got lost in the forest) and when I said#hey make sure it’s one I can do! they said okay!#and they picked the most strenuous trail offered. the ranger literally took one look at me and said#‘uh i don’t think you should do this’ and you know what he was right#anyway then I passed out in the car as one does#and now I’m in trouble for some reason?? idk I got called insolent and selfish. ??? I didn’t do anything?????? thanks mom#ANYWAY we are finally going home tomorrow!! thank god#why do these things happen to me!!
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Percy is stronger than me bc honestly I would have not taken the shit he did gracefully.
#pjo wottg#wottg#wrath of the triple goddess#percy jackon and the olympians#IM NOT AN ANNABETH ANTI I SWEAR#I’m just saying I’d be really sad if my girlfriend genuinely thought I was dumb#consistency issues in wottg#percy jackson#annabeth chase#I would be hurt at least like… ik I’m a bit overweight please don’t point it out to my face :(#unless you’re my mom#I just feel like they should have talked about this in the book#kinda just feels like his feelings were ignored#and I’m not saying he should be hot but… c’mon he’s spent like half his life fighting and I didn’t exercise for two years#we should not be the same
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rambling
#im workin all day workout chores and projects and still cant sleeping night and i feel so so tired#i feel like im emotionally dead bc i cant even start reading books anymore i cant find any mental energy for it#i shouldnt read news so much its also depressed but i do this bc of i need to feel im on control sth i know stupid#but future seems so dark i hate warand economy going more bad#my mom trying to call me which this is so scary for me she trying to take control again and im running away from her#please let me go she is like poison i swear let me go gghghg#anyway i will rambling#if i dont reply your text just know that i have no energy so thats why i cant even write pls forgive me…….#i need to see ocean#why life should be so dark like this? i really dont understand? whats the point?
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(( Do ya'll wanna see the lil gift that @h3artf3ltint3nt got for me? ;w;
It is a teeny tiny A-Yao notepad!!! I don't want to use a single page because I can''t bear even the thought of having to throw him away at any point, so it lives in my MDZS-themed ita bag! Please excuse the relatively bare-bones look of my bag; money has been very, very tight lately ;o;
#)) mimi's ooc whispers ((#actually most of my ita bag is comprised of gifts from kiry i swear#the two small book pins are from my mom#but literally everything else was from kiry ajkdshfalsdf#best shijie and i won't take any arguments
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I'm laughing so much I just found a middle grade book with Latino characters so I decided to check it out and it has the main character say carajo like three times in the first chapter alone id love to know how they got the swearing past the editors lmao
#we cant say fuck in MG books but carajo is chill huh#aso if my mom had ever heard me say carajo at 13 i would've been in so much shit lol why is this kid casually swearing so much#lnl
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"you can't put alicent in a mother's day asoiaf comp because she's not a good mother and that's okay :)" but you have no problem with cersei fucking lannister in it when half her affc chapters are just about how abysmally she fails as a mother to her children so i think you're just a cunt
#personal#anti hotd fandom#'um cersei loves her children' yeah so does alicent#but you're not gonna convince me that cersei is a good mother#it's like a huge part of her that she kinda can't be because of how narcissistic she is and all her other issues#she loves her children yeah but she's way too permissive of them#(which leads to disaster like we saw with joffrey)#and she can be downright cruel to tommen to keep him under her control (cuz she doesn't want him to die yes but still)#if alicent can't be in something as inconsequential as a fucking mother's day post because even tho she loves her children#(and has to deal with a much more precarious political situation and her extreme youth when she became a mother and no support)#then be consistent and acknowledge that those same critiques also very much apply to cersei#(personally i think that cersei is more of a Bad Mom than alicent for a wide variety of reasons)#(but i don't restrict female characters to their roles as mothers cuz i'm fucking normal)#honestly you can make a case for rhaenyra not being allowed on any good mother list either because of her lies about her sons' parentage#and how that actively contributes to making their lives difficult and screwing them over and also her war leading to their deaths#anyway today is my day to be absolutely petty about fandom bullshit that doesn't mean anything cuz man sometimes team black pisses me off#it's just another version of those 'i wish alicent was the evil hag bitch from the books that i totally loved i swear' disingenuous bs post#'it's okay to admit alicent is a bad mother and bad person guys' yeah it's okay for YOU to admit you just don't like the character#big 'we loved cersei for the villain she was even tho we actually all hated her guts and harassed lena heady about it' vibes tbf
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birthday was good
#mom made me my fav pie#friend came over#got cool books that make me go nerd ouagh#kate walked to the convenience store w me to buy snacks and then bought me a milkshake#everybody told me how cool and awesome and sexy i am. that part is true i swear
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it is so tricky being a person who wants to love the spooky season but was forbidden from the spooky season growing up and now is overwhelmed by the sheer love everyone else has for the spooky season especially on tumblr. i appreciate your love of the spooky season, folks! i will just keep to the outskirts and chime in with a “hear hear!” now and then with my pumpkin spiced things and love of black cats.
#when i say halloween was forbidden#i mean we turned off all the lights in our house and ignored the doorbell and watched movies in the basement and made christmas ornaments#i couldn’t watch the cool stuff like beetlejuice and addams family#i couldn’t read the choose your own adventure books about witches and wizards#you best believe i had to hide h*rry p*tter under my pillow#and when my little sister found book three she told my mom in tears because she thought i was going to hell#i swear to god if i was not raised in a cult i would be the goddamn queen of the night#but here we are
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Jennette McCurdy - I’m Glad My Mom Died
#jennette mccurdy#i’m glad my mom died#quotes#eating disoder trigger warning#ED cw#disordered eating tw#I’M NOT TRYING TO BE A TUMBLR CIRCA 2014 pr* a*a BLOG I SWEAR#this part in the book just hit me like a punch to the gut
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parents finally asked why tf i like thrawn so much after watching this weeks ahsoka with them
#HES BLUE SPACE SHERLOCK HOLMES I KNOW THEY'RE PLAYING HIM AS MORIARTY RIGHT NOW BUT I SWEAR--#rambling#mom mentioned something about them having to read the books and lord knows i won't get my hopes up but.....#the fact that it was considered#aaaaaaa!!!
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can we get to know the artist?? who is bugsy (and will they ever draw more polystars 🥰)
hi 😍 (I will I promise <3)
I’m bbbbbugsy… I love horror… I’m an unofficial bug whisperer and medium……. so I’m batshit crazy basically 🤞
I loveeee uhhh to talk about… the environment… I love the ocean and I love critters… umm… I draw, obvio…
don’t be afraid to DM me and talk to me about random shit ! I’m an extrovert and I love attention so ^^ talk to me about anything, I love listening to other ppl’s interests and theories and all that… I’m very open minded so
idk, I’m a pretty open book, everything on my blog is just… what I like… I also like cats, I have an unhealthy obsession with mcdonald’s mocha frappes, I used to caretake for both children and animals… I bake sometimes even tho I’m not that good at it… I like the song space junk by wang chung…
oh and I love ace visconti from dbd :)
#ask#basic stuff about me is that my fave colour is gold#I’m about four to five years sober I think… I know it sounds bad that I forget but I swear I’m not on anything stronger than a 20 mg indica#at any given time 💀#uhh I can speak 3 languages#I’m 6’2#I used to be a gym instructor#I taught body combat and body pump#and me and my adoptive mom used to teach body spin together ^^#I love horror like… suspense and realistic nitty gritties ((except SA… can’t do that… but I can do gore and jumpscares lol))#I’m currently writing a book… I hope to get it published some day but who knows#I have a cat named fred#I plan on opening an animal shelter on my property#I love cephalopods#I love gambling unfortunately but I like to think I do well and get at least my money back in scratchers and slots
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