#*brain.exe reboot*

[frnkiebby]

more horizontal frnk for your viewing pleasure~🎃

[delicateartisantrash]

My Mom Is Cool

My mom is unfamiliar with the term "robofucker" and has probably not heard me say "robot porn" because i think i usually say Allen or just Transformer or something

Anyhow she just referred to one of my stories i was showing her the stats on (my mom likes following my author blog progress and she also sometimes reads the reviews with me we're silly yes) as Techno Smut and I

how was I today years old hearing that for the first time

I love it

I'm stealing it

T e c h n o s m u t

conversations I never thought I'd have with my mom, I adore her.

[sesshy380]

Someone please take brain gremlin for walkies. I has no energy.

Brain gremlin was quiet until I got a notification from an out-of-the-blue commentor on longfic. Had to tell brain gremlin to shush and not scare them away. We'll save the crazy confetti for when it becomes obvious they aren't going to run for the hills.

[mylittleredgirl]

still thinking about a funny interaction i had yesterday when i had lunch with a new coworker. i met her when she was 22 and a student where we work, and i have only seen her once or twice since. halfway through the conversation, she said something about being 29 now and how “i mean you get it, we’re about the same age” and i had to say “that’s nice of you, but i’m actually 42.” and i watched her brain.exe stop responding like a microsoft application, and while she rebooted she said, and i quote: “oh. mama? no wait. auntie???” and anyway i think i got tumblr tag #mommy??’d in real life.

[barbwritesstuff]

Thicker Than - Weekly Update for KoFi Members

This week, I wrote the first part of the 'escape the city' route. You can see that choice is now unlocked at the end of Chapter Ten.

I also tweaked the the achievements (added a 'jack of all trades' achievement for those who aren't fans of min maxing), fixed a couple of outstanding bugs, and edited.

The big thing though is something I can't really show you just yet. I wrote an ending. Ending #2 to be precise. You can't read it because there's a bit leading into it that I wasn't able to finish this week. I thought I would, but my brain.exe file crashed and I wasn't able to write for a couple of days. I'm really sorry about that.

I'm going away this weekend with a couple of friends. Hopefully that'll be just the reboot I need.

I'm ridiculously excited to share Ending #2 (and Endings 1, 3, 4, and 5) with you. I'm in love with the different ways the last few chapters can play out, even if they're still mostly in my head. It's all a bit messy right now, but I'm so freaking keen.

As always, thanks so much for supporting me. The messages I receive in my inbox (both on tumblr and via email), the people pre-ordering Of Monsters and Mainframes, and the extra money I make via Kofi have all played a very well part in helping me get through some intense real life stuff. Especially Kofi. Not being constantly so financially stressed has allowed me to really dive into my writing in a way I never have before. Thank you all so much.

Play the demo for $5 AUD (which is like... $3.30ish USD) at this link:

Or wait until the moon is full. 💙

[peachshadows]

We already established that Macaque is going to wear something cute for the dinner date that's going to knock Wukong's shoes off. But what about the dinner itself? Would Macaque be holding Wukong's hand (just for show, of course)? Would he bump his leg against Wukong's under the table (oh, how clumsy of him)? Would Macaque eat just a little messier than he usually would so he could find the excuse to lick the remnants from his lips and his fingers (gotta enjoy every crumb and remnant sauce since it's rare for Macaque to get expensive food that he didn't steal)?

Or would he do none of that and still be stared at by Wukong since he's wearing that dress and eating the food Wukong provided bought for him?

I want the monkey man to be pathetic and down bad for every little thing Macaque does. I need him to be salivating even though he has a full plate in front of him.

And - oh, would you look at that - an excuse for Macaque to lightly scold the Great Sage for wasting food and start feeding it to him. Macaque's trying to be mocking but Wukong ends up enjoying it a little too much.

OH MY GOD BERRRYYYYY IM BRAINROTTING SO HARD RN THINKING ABOUT THEM LIKE

The way I see it is that Macaque at first is acting normal but as more people stare, the more he plays up his role as a demon being courted by the great sage himself. Like when they're walking to dinner, not only are they holding hands but Macaque is straight up cuddling Wukong's arm and Wukong is just brain.exe failing to reboot and Wukong thinks it's gonna get easier when they eat but no it gets worse. Macaque is a lil seductive temptress with his leg slowly riding up Wukong's leg, licking sauce from his fingers, and just ajdjfjfjjsje Wukong is not doing well. He can't even eat without choking

[docwritesshit]

I just read you monkie kid X reader and I love it can you please do another monkie kid X reader where the reader comfort mk because he is scared to see the reader reaction to his monkie form the reader say that they love him no matter what (this is both comfort and fluff)

Don't question how I got this done so fast

Anyways! Im glad my abundance of energy let me turn this one out rq

Also, have my he/they MK headcannon as a treat

Word count: 500

MK was spiraling so hard. And who could blame him? He was someone he barely knew, someone you didn't know. He just got used to being in his form around the gang as they saw him the first time he transformed, but you? You were back home waiting for him, semi oblivious to what was happening.

So it was no surprise the first time he went into his monkie form around you, it was semi unplanned.

It was supposed to be a chill picnic on the roof watching the stars, and he let his guard down when he was half asleep on your shoulder, you were humming lowly. He felt you freeze, your humming stopped.

So he raised his head to look at you. You had your brows furrowed, and you gaze focused on his hands that held your own.

He followed your gaze, and felt his heart plummet when he saw that they were covered in fur and his nails were curved into claws. He froze, his breaths becoming faster. This wasn’t how it was supposed to go.

You noticed the weight come off your shoulder and looked over to him, his features contorted into one of fear and terror. You widened your eyes, dropping his hands and brought your own to cup his cheeks.

“MK. Look at me. Can you look at me?”

They nodded.

“Mirror me, ok?”

He nodded.

You inhaled through your nose. They did the same. You exhaled through your mouth. He did the same. You guys repeated this process for a bit till you could see their shoulders relax. You smiled, and now taking the chance to really look at your partner. He held his breath as you scanned his rounded ears, the fur coming down the sides of his face, the heart pattern around his eyes.

“So what made you think you could hide this adorable side of yourself from me for long?” You questioned.

Monkie brain.exe has crashed.

Rebooting…

He opened his mouth and made a ‘huh’ sound. You gasped whenyou saw his large canines.

“You have fangs now too!!?!? Do you know how much hotter that makes you??” You exclaimed. That made him snort. You smiled, wrapping your arms around him and brought him closer. He hugged you back, feeling tears of relief prick at his eyes.

“I thought you would hate me…” He mumbled. You wheezed, shoulders shaking.

“Hate you? Dude, almost nothing could make me hate you. And that list is very short.” You stated. Mk buried their face in your shoulder, staining your hoodie with his tears. You sighed, running your fingers through his hair as he sobbed into your shoulder.

“You really are a treasure to me.” They said. You chuckled, and kissed his head.

“You are a star to me MK. Nothing could change that.”

They felt his heart warm and swell, and he hoped it wouldn’t be the last time his heart grew with you.

[the-party-dude]

LEE AND ARAI ARE GETTING MARRIED AND LEE JUST HAD EGGS

Uhhhhh.

*brain.exe has stopped working*

*error file 404 not found*

*rebooting*

WAIT WHAT!?

WHAT DID I MISS!?

[thecemeterian]

Wha… I… I don’t… brain.exe has stopped working… rebooting… YOU MEAN THERE ARE FLAVORS I WAS BUILT TO TASTE AND I JUST. NEVER WILL?! That is wild, absolute malarkey

[neurospicyu]

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[bonnie-is-bumbling]

So here lately, my special interest has been airplanes! And not the typical cool fighter jets or anything. But the Boeing 747, or the new 777x, various Airbus or Embraer models... It's only right I watched a video on the De Havilland Comet.

(Picture snagged from google. If you're the owner and would like me to mention you or take the post down, let me know, I'm not argumentative ♡)

This is my take on it- know I do not work in aviation, and to be WAY too honest, I'm not GREAT at research. I'm way too wary of sites, sources, etc. I'll state what I know, and what I think I know. If I'm wrong, please don't be mean about it- I'm very happy to learn more!

Just look at the absolute aesthetic of this plane.

I wonder if modern aircraft could pull off the engines embedded in the wings or if that in itself is a trouble this plane had. I could have heard why they aren't that way at some point, but brain.exe has rebooted since. SO I'm gonna throw what I DID retain from a few videos in this post!

The Comet was the very first commercial airplane using 100% jet engine power, and it was an absolute improvement over piston-engine, propeller flown planes commonly used. It could fly faster, further, and above the weather. It almost didn't happen, because jet fuel just wasn't/isn't very efficient until it reaches a certain altitude.

That said, the Comet was subject to cabin pressurization issues, as evidenced by the planes basically evaporating from time to time mid-air. But mind you, as unsafe as this may seem now, in those days, the Comet was near, if not THE pinnacle of safety in aviation.

While I can't recall if I've ACTUALLY researched it or not, or if it was discussed in the documentaries I've watched, and articles I've read... I would imagine this engine design would have one very big accessibility issue. I would imagine to work on the engines, mechanics would have to work around the wing, if not remove the whole bloody wing.

Not to mention, modern jet aircraft are generally built to have their engine fly OFF the plane and avoid the fuselage if they absolutely MUST detach. The Comet could not do that. As scary as a detached engine sounds, modern planes are built to still be able to land of they lose an engine. Twin-engine jets can fly on one, though I'd imagine getting the right balance is tough on pilots. And a B747 or an A380 can fly on two, but again, this depends on SO many factors.

Either way, were a failure to happen in a Comet engine, I could be wrong, but generally I'd say my only hope would be to hope the thing wasn't on fire and about to spread to the plane. Though therein does lie a curiosity of mine-- What WOULD, in theory, happen if someone took the design of the Comet and threw nothing but new, modern technologies into it?

I mean, modern engines, modern computer systems, safety systems, entertainment and comfort systems... Literally everything except for how it looks... Modern materials, of course. I wonder if it would be about the same, or if it would be really cool, or, on a darker note, would it be catastrophic? Isn't it wild how far aviation has come? Our modern airplanes are just these cool, graceful metal birds in the sky. Birds that are a LOT bigger up close!

Oh my, I didn't fly on it unfortunately, but the last time I was at an airport, it was either a 747 or an A380 I saw at another terminal through the windows and HOLY COW. I really do forget they're THAT big. To wrap it up- planes are really cool! Those who work in aviation or know about planes, I'd love to hear what YOU think would happen, if someone made a 'modern comet' and tried to fly it. Or if you have any interesting tidbits about it, I wanna see itttt! Until later, all. Cheers ♡

[art-of-mathematics]

Brotklumpenuschi - now in slow: Brot-klumpen-uschi - aka: Bread nugget Uschi [Uschi is a silly name.]

Please don't ask me what my brain has produced here. It's mental flatulence. It's a product of the mental manure automaton of my brain.

[datschaos]

The only time it's quicker is if you have it pre-prepared and just hand it to 'em

Even worse: when I'm *already* counting out someone's change, and half-way through or when I am actually finished, the customer suddenly goes "AH HAH! Here, use ths instead" and hands me more money

and I'm like

wow. I swear I am educated. I swear I can do basic math. But you just erased not only the last 36 seconds of my math for your order, but nearly 30 years of practical math experience. Now all my thought processes have seized up and Brain.EXE has crashed. All math algorhythims are rebooting, please wait 2-3 minutes while I stutter and forget how to function during reboot.

You will always be slower than me when it comes to getting change. It will ALWAYS be faster to give me the 20 for a $5.13 transaction than for us to wait for you to try to dig out 3 cents and eventually give in and hand me another dime.

I know there's other reasons that people do exact change but a lot of people tell me its because its quicker. It's not and it never will be. Your change is all mixed together, mine is organized and I do this all day.

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[undead-potatoes]

JustBrainfogThings: Putting food in the oven, then coming back to check up on it 30 minutes later only to realize you never turned the damn oven on in the first place

[hellfirexandxashes]

Rei huddles sheepishly against her too tall son. He was always so warm.

@tears-n-snow

Dabi was never quite fully coherent whenever he first awoke, sleep being something that never came easily to him these days. So whenever the pyro did manage to slip into dreamland, waking up fully provided quite a challenge for his body and mind. As such he mostly shambles around when he first wakes, so he doesn't put up much of a struggle or even a complaint when someone huddles up to him. It certainly wasn't the first time someone used him as a heating blanket (Toga being the main culprit usually) in his groggy state and it probably wouldn't be the last.

"Hnn?" Is all he can over, a questioning noise as his eyes barely crack open.

[ga-yuu]

Me going on twitter to check for any new events related to Ikegen and:

Me: (O.O)

Me: Brain.exe shuts down.

Me: Reboot!

Me: "Yoritomo!? You okay buddy!? Yoshi, you grew your hair!? WTF is happening!?!?!? Is this a new event!? "What if the male leads were demons!? Did you change souls!? Is this 3rd-anniversary something-related-thing!?!? WHAT IS THIS!!?