#*brain.exe reboot*

[frnkiebby]

more horizontal frnk for your viewing pleasure~🎃

[sesshy380]

Someone please take brain gremlin for walkies. I has no energy.

Brain gremlin was quiet until I got a notification from an out-of-the-blue commentor on longfic. Had to tell brain gremlin to shush and not scare them away. We'll save the crazy confetti for when it becomes obvious they aren't going to run for the hills.

[mylittleredgirl]

still thinking about a funny interaction i had yesterday when i had lunch with a new coworker. i met her when she was 22 and a student where we work, and i have only seen her once or twice since. halfway through the conversation, she said something about being 29 now and how “i mean you get it, we’re about the same age” and i had to say “that’s nice of you, but i’m actually 42.” and i watched her brain.exe stop responding like a microsoft application, and while she rebooted she said, and i quote: “oh. mama? no wait. auntie???” and anyway i think i got tumblr tag #mommy??’d in real life.

[barbwritesstuff]

Thicker Than - Weekly Update for KoFi Members

This week, I wrote the first part of the 'escape the city' route. You can see that choice is now unlocked at the end of Chapter Ten.

I also tweaked the the achievements (added a 'jack of all trades' achievement for those who aren't fans of min maxing), fixed a couple of outstanding bugs, and edited.

The big thing though is something I can't really show you just yet. I wrote an ending. Ending #2 to be precise. You can't read it because there's a bit leading into it that I wasn't able to finish this week. I thought I would, but my brain.exe file crashed and I wasn't able to write for a couple of days. I'm really sorry about that.

I'm going away this weekend with a couple of friends. Hopefully that'll be just the reboot I need.

I'm ridiculously excited to share Ending #2 (and Endings 1, 3, 4, and 5) with you. I'm in love with the different ways the last few chapters can play out, even if they're still mostly in my head. It's all a bit messy right now, but I'm so freaking keen.

As always, thanks so much for supporting me. The messages I receive in my inbox (both on tumblr and via email), the people pre-ordering Of Monsters and Mainframes, and the extra money I make via Kofi have all played a very well part in helping me get through some intense real life stuff. Especially Kofi. Not being constantly so financially stressed has allowed me to really dive into my writing in a way I never have before. Thank you all so much.

Play the demo for $5 AUD (which is like... $3.30ish USD) at this link:

Or wait until the moon is full. 💙

[peachshadows]

We already established that Macaque is going to wear something cute for the dinner date that's going to knock Wukong's shoes off. But what about the dinner itself? Would Macaque be holding Wukong's hand (just for show, of course)? Would he bump his leg against Wukong's under the table (oh, how clumsy of him)? Would Macaque eat just a little messier than he usually would so he could find the excuse to lick the remnants from his lips and his fingers (gotta enjoy every crumb and remnant sauce since it's rare for Macaque to get expensive food that he didn't steal)?

Or would he do none of that and still be stared at by Wukong since he's wearing that dress and eating the food Wukong provided bought for him?

I want the monkey man to be pathetic and down bad for every little thing Macaque does. I need him to be salivating even though he has a full plate in front of him.

And - oh, would you look at that - an excuse for Macaque to lightly scold the Great Sage for wasting food and start feeding it to him. Macaque's trying to be mocking but Wukong ends up enjoying it a little too much.

OH MY GOD BERRRYYYYY IM BRAINROTTING SO HARD RN THINKING ABOUT THEM LIKE

The way I see it is that Macaque at first is acting normal but as more people stare, the more he plays up his role as a demon being courted by the great sage himself. Like when they're walking to dinner, not only are they holding hands but Macaque is straight up cuddling Wukong's arm and Wukong is just brain.exe failing to reboot and Wukong thinks it's gonna get easier when they eat but no it gets worse. Macaque is a lil seductive temptress with his leg slowly riding up Wukong's leg, licking sauce from his fingers, and just ajdjfjfjjsje Wukong is not doing well. He can't even eat without choking

[docwritesshit]

I just read you monkie kid X reader and I love it can you please do another monkie kid X reader where the reader comfort mk because he is scared to see the reader reaction to his monkie form the reader say that they love him no matter what (this is both comfort and fluff)

Don't question how I got this done so fast

Anyways! Im glad my abundance of energy let me turn this one out rq

Also, have my he/they MK headcannon as a treat

Word count: 500

MK was spiraling so hard. And who could blame him? He was someone he barely knew, someone you didn't know. He just got used to being in his form around the gang as they saw him the first time he transformed, but you? You were back home waiting for him, semi oblivious to what was happening.

So it was no surprise the first time he went into his monkie form around you, it was semi unplanned.

It was supposed to be a chill picnic on the roof watching the stars, and he let his guard down when he was half asleep on your shoulder, you were humming lowly. He felt you freeze, your humming stopped.

So he raised his head to look at you. You had your brows furrowed, and you gaze focused on his hands that held your own.

He followed your gaze, and felt his heart plummet when he saw that they were covered in fur and his nails were curved into claws. He froze, his breaths becoming faster. This wasn’t how it was supposed to go.

You noticed the weight come off your shoulder and looked over to him, his features contorted into one of fear and terror. You widened your eyes, dropping his hands and brought your own to cup his cheeks.

“MK. Look at me. Can you look at me?”

They nodded.

“Mirror me, ok?”

He nodded.

You inhaled through your nose. They did the same. You exhaled through your mouth. He did the same. You guys repeated this process for a bit till you could see their shoulders relax. You smiled, and now taking the chance to really look at your partner. He held his breath as you scanned his rounded ears, the fur coming down the sides of his face, the heart pattern around his eyes.

“So what made you think you could hide this adorable side of yourself from me for long?” You questioned.

Monkie brain.exe has crashed.

Rebooting…

He opened his mouth and made a ‘huh’ sound. You gasped whenyou saw his large canines.

“You have fangs now too!!?!? Do you know how much hotter that makes you??” You exclaimed. That made him snort. You smiled, wrapping your arms around him and brought him closer. He hugged you back, feeling tears of relief prick at his eyes.

“I thought you would hate me…” He mumbled. You wheezed, shoulders shaking.

“Hate you? Dude, almost nothing could make me hate you. And that list is very short.” You stated. Mk buried their face in your shoulder, staining your hoodie with his tears. You sighed, running your fingers through his hair as he sobbed into your shoulder.

“You really are a treasure to me.” They said. You chuckled, and kissed his head.

“You are a star to me MK. Nothing could change that.”

They felt his heart warm and swell, and he hoped it wouldn’t be the last time his heart grew with you.

[the-party-dude]

LEE AND ARAI ARE GETTING MARRIED AND LEE JUST HAD EGGS

Uhhhhh.

*brain.exe has stopped working*

*error file 404 not found*

*rebooting*

WAIT WHAT!?

WHAT DID I MISS!?

[dutyworn]

@starlixir said: What was the first element of your OC that you remember considering (name, appearance, backstory, etc.)?

an old meme    /    PROBABLY ACCEPTING ↷

This has been sitting in my askbox for months because every time I try to think about this my brain.exe blanks out and reboots LOL. I don't know??? Because Wren is based on my first Shepard from my first time playing the trilogy, but I know for a fact her name in-game was just a default on that run, and I can't remember at what point I named her Wren. It was sometime during that first time playing, but how early...

I also didn't make a conscious choice to make her so paragon heavy, and nothing about her personality, either, she just ended up like that.

Like, I guess I remember really thinking about what in-game class I wanted to go with, but that was more about gameplay than her as an OC.

Um.

I can't really count the canon backstory elements, either, even though there are choices, since that doesn't really relate to the OC parts of her.

I always knew she had short-ish hair on trilogy timeline? I guess? The first Wren had short hair and that was a conscious choice, but she didn't look anything like she does now - I picked the live action FC afterwards, and then remodeled her in-game after that faceclaim. But original Wren did have short hair, if different colour.

So I think either appearance (some aspects of it) or her name, because I really don't remember at what point I decided on Wren. Her name is precious to me and I now relate the name with her and even when I see the bird species mentioned I usually think about Shepard. (I've considered getting a tattoo of the bird wren in her honour lollll.)

[neurospicyu]

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[bonnie-is-bumbling]

So here lately, my special interest has been airplanes! And not the typical cool fighter jets or anything. But the Boeing 747, or the new 777x, various Airbus or Embraer models... It's only right I watched a video on the De Havilland Comet.

(Picture snagged from google. If you're the owner and would like me to mention you or take the post down, let me know, I'm not argumentative ♡)

This is my take on it- know I do not work in aviation, and to be WAY too honest, I'm not GREAT at research. I'm way too wary of sites, sources, etc. I'll state what I know, and what I think I know. If I'm wrong, please don't be mean about it- I'm very happy to learn more!

Just look at the absolute aesthetic of this plane.

I wonder if modern aircraft could pull off the engines embedded in the wings or if that in itself is a trouble this plane had. I could have heard why they aren't that way at some point, but brain.exe has rebooted since. SO I'm gonna throw what I DID retain from a few videos in this post!

The Comet was the very first commercial airplane using 100% jet engine power, and it was an absolute improvement over piston-engine, propeller flown planes commonly used. It could fly faster, further, and above the weather. It almost didn't happen, because jet fuel just wasn't/isn't very efficient until it reaches a certain altitude.

That said, the Comet was subject to cabin pressurization issues, as evidenced by the planes basically evaporating from time to time mid-air. But mind you, as unsafe as this may seem now, in those days, the Comet was near, if not THE pinnacle of safety in aviation.

While I can't recall if I've ACTUALLY researched it or not, or if it was discussed in the documentaries I've watched, and articles I've read... I would imagine this engine design would have one very big accessibility issue. I would imagine to work on the engines, mechanics would have to work around the wing, if not remove the whole bloody wing.

Not to mention, modern jet aircraft are generally built to have their engine fly OFF the plane and avoid the fuselage if they absolutely MUST detach. The Comet could not do that. As scary as a detached engine sounds, modern planes are built to still be able to land of they lose an engine. Twin-engine jets can fly on one, though I'd imagine getting the right balance is tough on pilots. And a B747 or an A380 can fly on two, but again, this depends on SO many factors.

Either way, were a failure to happen in a Comet engine, I could be wrong, but generally I'd say my only hope would be to hope the thing wasn't on fire and about to spread to the plane. Though therein does lie a curiosity of mine-- What WOULD, in theory, happen if someone took the design of the Comet and threw nothing but new, modern technologies into it?

I mean, modern engines, modern computer systems, safety systems, entertainment and comfort systems... Literally everything except for how it looks... Modern materials, of course. I wonder if it would be about the same, or if it would be really cool, or, on a darker note, would it be catastrophic? Isn't it wild how far aviation has come? Our modern airplanes are just these cool, graceful metal birds in the sky. Birds that are a LOT bigger up close!

Oh my, I didn't fly on it unfortunately, but the last time I was at an airport, it was either a 747 or an A380 I saw at another terminal through the windows and HOLY COW. I really do forget they're THAT big. To wrap it up- planes are really cool! Those who work in aviation or know about planes, I'd love to hear what YOU think would happen, if someone made a 'modern comet' and tried to fly it. Or if you have any interesting tidbits about it, I wanna see itttt! Until later, all. Cheers ♡

[art-of-mathematics]

Brotklumpenuschi - now in slow: Brot-klumpen-uschi - aka: Bread nugget Uschi [Uschi is a silly name.]

Please don't ask me what my brain has produced here. It's mental flatulence. It's a product of the mental manure automaton of my brain.

[undead-potatoes]

JustBrainfogThings: Putting food in the oven, then coming back to check up on it 30 minutes later only to realize you never turned the damn oven on in the first place

[hellfirexandxashes]

Rei huddles sheepishly against her too tall son. He was always so warm.

@tears-n-snow

Dabi was never quite fully coherent whenever he first awoke, sleep being something that never came easily to him these days. So whenever the pyro did manage to slip into dreamland, waking up fully provided quite a challenge for his body and mind. As such he mostly shambles around when he first wakes, so he doesn't put up much of a struggle or even a complaint when someone huddles up to him. It certainly wasn't the first time someone used him as a heating blanket (Toga being the main culprit usually) in his groggy state and it probably wouldn't be the last.

"Hnn?" Is all he can over, a questioning noise as his eyes barely crack open.

[ga-yuu]

Me going on twitter to check for any new events related to Ikegen and:

Me: (O.O)

Me: Brain.exe shuts down.

Me: Reboot!

Me: "Yoritomo!? You okay buddy!? Yoshi, you grew your hair!? WTF is happening!?!?!? Is this a new event!? "What if the male leads were demons!? Did you change souls!? Is this 3rd-anniversary something-related-thing!?!? WHAT IS THIS!!?

[batwritings]

15 minutes of your time, dearest Bat, if I may. I'm studying to be a photographer, I really like taking pictures. A lot of the little jobs I do are taking graduation pictures for family friends. I got the idea of being the photographer of one of the boys, but in the nude....so I'm going to share it with you.

Model Gogy, because let's be honest he is so pretty and very photogenic. Filters are not needed for this man.

So you are hired to take photos of him on a regular because his agent likes the way your shoots come out. They have been the most flattering and it's all because you've got a crush on the British man. George is nothing but nice to you. The banter is easy and boarder line flirtatious at times. You are professional though.

Well one day you get an email from his agent, but it doesn't sound like them. 'Hey can we set up a shoot soon.' was the subject. The rest of the email was weird too. Not much information was shared and the dates were going to be in 2 days. Usually you got a week to prepare and plan things. But your Schedule was clear and to be honest you can say no.

So in the two days you scramble to get ready and made sure all your other projects were cleared out. You arrive at the address with probably more gear then you needed. It's just George there though he is awkwardly sitting at a table in the middle of the nearly empty studio waiting for you. He lights up when he sees you and even helps you with equipment. You ask him what the shoot was about and he blushes.

"I understand if you don't feel comfortable doing this. Honestly I wish my agent would have told you right from the start but I need nude pictures taken." He chews his lip nervous. The instant though of naked George with his dick out makes brain.exe stop working. The little longer you just stare at him the more nervous he gets, laughing weakly and rambling about something.

"I can...do the job." You blink back when he starts saying something about 'not worrying about it he can get someone else to do it but he trusts you'. He pauses and smiles relaxing some and smiling relieved at you.

"cool, thank you," he sounded like he wanted to say more but instead just fidgeted.

Clearing your throat you ask how he wanted to do this. He left it up to you. Again you couldn't think properly. Your own blush was surely visible. You look around at the sparse furniture. The large couch would have to work because it was the only thing besides the blankets and the floor. So you tell him the plan and proceed to set up. Usually you wouldn't, a scene would already be ready but this was different. George waited not wanting to get in your way. When it was ready you smiled at him.

"We can start when you are ready, okay?" He nods at you and plops down on the couch shifting a little awkwardly. Your camera was raised as you figured out the best angles for lighting. He was stiff and looked for once so uncomfortable.

"Do you want to do some normal shots to help you relax?" You ask giving him a warm smile trying to help him. He nods pulling off his jacket though.

"Maybe I can take of layers as we go." He says seeming to melt into his usual confidence. It was a good idea. He lounges across the sofa in his short, jeans, and shoes. Looking aloof and kinda reminding you of a cat.

He removed his shoes next, falling into another pose. Legs tucked against him and sprawled over a pillow. He looked so soft even in the slightly tight jeans. Which were the next things removed. George sat crisscross with the giant pillow him his lap and a daring look in his eyes. The light looked amazing spilling over his eyes and pale skin. There was hesitation on the next article of clothing. He settling on the socks instead. Crossing his ankles and popping his knees over the arm of the couch laying back with his shirt riding up his torso. A light whisper of a happy trail peaking out. It took longer for the next piece to so. A blush painted his cheeks. By now you were so focused on actually taking pictures you didn't even think about the situation anymore. His shirt was gone. His hands hiding parts of his chest and his eyes searched out yours. You pause for a moment taking in his figure. There before you was the nearly naked figure of the most attractive person you have ever seen. His lips were bitten red and his dark eyes looking up at you through thick lashes. The pretty pink looked like pastel chalk dusting his body. The pale skin seemed to glow in the bright lights and the many windows letting the natural sun in. Your breath catches when he give you a look that screams come here.

You don't move for a moment frozen just staring. He leans back spreading his legs and leaning back into the couch. His arms flexing as he holds them over his head and back. He is wide open and looked so damn good. You snapped a picture on accident your finger having been playing with the button. You lick your lips and clear your throat. Pushing your attention to the job. You take some pictures working hard not to drool over how god damn sexy he looked and inviting. Oh so inviting.

His hands slide down his body and stop around his waist band of his boxers smirking at you. Teasing the edges down. You gulp watching was the fabric slowly slides down his legs and pools in front of the couch. He is completely naked and standing in front of you. And the first thing you couldn't help but look at was his half hard cock. It twitched before your eyes. The muscles of his thighs flexing as he shifted into a better position on the sofa. Slouched back and looking like a lazy king. His hands gliding over his hips and dancing down his thighs. His eyes staring at you hard. One hand raised and he gave a come here gesture with one finger. Those dark eyes blown wide with the teasing lust. Your throat his dry and your camera is heavy in your hands.

Bitting your lip you move forward. He leans forward and takes the camera pulling you closer by the strap until you were nearly filling into his lap. He smirks and whispers, "wanna have some fun?" You shiver, slipping the strap off and nodding. He set the device down gently on the ground and takes your hips in his hands. He guilds you onto his lap. Your knees on each his of his hips. Those hands of his rubbing your thighs, looking up at your slightly and pressing your foreheads together. His breath smells so good, fresh and sweet like bubblegum.

He captures your lips in a hot kiss. His soft tongue dancing with yours.

While you kiss and relax more pieces of your wardrobe is removed allowing for George to touch you all over. The last thing to go was your underwear. He teases you firm hands pressing your ass and slapping it. You whine on his lap writhing excitedly. Your sex grinds against his and he moans too. The controlled ride of your hips into his was intoxicating. Your lips met and he leans you back to lay on the couch. Dipping between your spread thighs and licking your heat. The brunette sucks and licks at you for a long while your hands tangling in his hair. His slim fingers toying with your entrance. Using his own spit he presses in. A cry left your lips, stars dancing in your eyes and he continued. Your brains as become more empty the more time passed. An eternity later and you felt so fucked out you wanted to cum so badly. He kissed up your body settling between your legs. His hand that had prepped you smeared on the couch. His other hand tapping against your lips. You take them sucking hard and whining when he rubs the pads of his fingers over your tongue. When he removed them the next saliva was used to prep his cock.

The head was pressed into you slowly. Your legs wrapped around his hips and you leaned back moaning the further he pushed in. He wasn't very big but he did fill you perfectly. Tucking his hands under your thighs he lifts you off the couch some and draw his hips back before thrusting them forwards again. Grunting with he force he continues to build up his speed. You grab his thighs rolling your hips into him bouncing off his body as you meet in a slap of skin. The pleasure was maddening, the swell of release was just out of touch but this felt so perfectly good you didn't want to ever stop.

He stopped panted hard and moving you to lay with him, throwing your leg over his hip and the other straight tangled with his. This position hit something new for you cause you to cry out and grab hold of his hands on your hips. He speed up fucking hard and fast. You quivered and called out his name as you felt the swell spill over into creamy release. He followed soon after stilling deep inside and filling you up with a new pressure.

Needless to say you didn't get the pictures you needed.

📷

.......bat.exe has stopped working. HOLY FUCK CAMERA!!! THAT WAS FRIGGIN' AMAZING!!! AND THE WAY YOU DESCRIBE EVERYTHING IN SUCH DETAIL IS IMMACULATE! LIKE I CAN SEE IT IN MY HEAD AND FFFFFFU--

rebooting in progress, please wait. . .

[necromanticwhxre]

I would *love* to Mommy you in a language you don't understand while you're in one of those bodysuits~

You'd wake up in a latex bodysuit, hooded so you can't see me or act on your own, you hear my condescending tone as I baby you and grope your diapered crotch, feeling you up as you wriggle around all confused~ Hushing you when you make a fuss and just cradling and groping you as I tell you all about your new life, despite you not understanding a word ♥️

Eventually you'd learn to love me, I'd let you hump through the diaper whenever you want ^-^ And I'd be oh so excited when you pick up your first words in the new language~

um um um

brain.exe not found. please contact your transgirl administrator for reboot

um um um pls pls pls pls pls um so um hots n cute n stuff um 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳