#it was completely unplanned

[shezzasblog]

Grover cannot catch a break

[majosullivan]

Oh they are so going to have a daughter, I would be so surprised if they don’t have a daughter

[hunniebunniebear]

DO YOU THINK

GGODDDDD

Do you think when Silco found Powder, freshly jinx, sobbing for her sister, breaking down completely, he hesitated because not only did she remind him of himself but of the exact events that followed his own rebirth?

Do you think when he finally crawled onto the pilts shore, he too screamed and yelled for vander to come back. That he shattered to pieces as the last person left that believed he was more than the dirty little thing he’d been born as, that he’d THOUGHT believed him to be more, left him as barely more than a drowned sewer rat. His throat ripped raw from the wailing grief that Vander was right he had killed the only other person who cared for his dirty, wretched self, when he’d only been trying to help. He’d only been trying to set them free. She died and it was his fault. Vander, please!

And no ome came to him on that cold shore. His rebirth was cold and agonising.

So when he looks upon this girl, her shattering to pieces, he knows (among many things) he can offer her what little warmth he has left.

[sweatermuppet]

stopped in to see my buddy at work yesterday & my ma + brother came in so ma, my brother, my roommate, & i all had lunch together while my buddy served us coffee & sandwiches

[pantherloid]

劣等上等 (Don't) Bring It On

[kreuzwalt]

[wld-u-kndly]

Quick sketch

[the-chattering-tower]

Love it when a breeding project takes one (1) nest and (even gives me the perfect eyes that I didn't even scry for bc I hadn't yet decided if I care enough)

[zylphiacrowley]

Ways to keep warm in the cold:

[rhinocio]

(1/?) series - next 私 を 見て. (watashi wo mite) - Look at me. だいじょぶですか? (daijoubu desu ka) - Are you okay? ここを見て. (koko wo mite) - Look over here.

[spif-lol]

Reasons why the simpsons hit and run stream is jerma's best stream

it's ELEVEN HOURS LONG

you get to witness his slow descent into madness as he insists on playing the whole game in one sitting

I can watch it when i replay the game, would recommend makes it way more enjoyable

he spends too much time doing really bad impressions trying to copy voice lines for the game and yelling "HIRE ME IM AVAILABLE"

He decides to confess half an hour in that he knows nothing about the simpsons and has only seen like one or two episodes

this is ten minutes after he references a specific episode, and then proceeds to get told off for 'spoiling' an episode of the simpsons (from like 1995) by chat

Chat also somehow manages to convince him that ten year old boy Bart Simpson's famous catchphrase from everyone's favourite family animated tv show is 'eat ass'

In general it switches between him refusing to believe things people tell him about the game despite being true and falling for obvious lies

he starts the game going 'lol wouldnt it be funny if you could run over simpsons characters' and then jokingly drives towards civillians thinking they'll jump out of the way. they go flying. he is so confused

the dissonance between early and later parts of the stream are palpable. It turns from a cheerful and lighthearted exploration of a funny simpsons game that he refuses to take seriously or accept that it could genuinely make him angry, and transforms into a desperate race against time, his computer and his own hubris as he seeks simply to finish the game so he can sleep. This stream destroys him.

the way the stream highlights are named on his youtube is hilarious. "Jerma will not get angry at the simpson's hit and run" -> "Jerma might get a bit angry at the simpson's hit and run" -> "d'oh"

it's extremely funny how many time he's convinced he's in the last level of the game, only to be wrong. the first time he thinks that is in the first section and hour of the stream

easily his most rewatchable stream (this is gonna cover a lot of dot points)

the amount of tragic irony and foreshadowing in this stream is almost cinematic.

at the very start of the game he complains about the music being too loud and monologues about sounds and over stimulation of game music bothers him, which of course will be very funny in the finale

he also comments a few time at the start about how annoying homer's random voice lines are, and says 'oh god he's gonna repeat that a thousand times before the end of this game'. he's right, and it nearly drives him crazy by the final mission

speaking of the final mission(s), the second time he has to transport the toxic sludge from power plant to the school he like pauses the game and very seriously addresses chat like 'alright tell me right now are the next three levels also me driving the nuclear waste to the school that cant be possible right'. and then just accepting in defeat that that is in fact how this incredibly stupid and difficult children's game finishes

when he first races against the malibu stacy car and gets destroyed he gets mad and says he wishes he could drive that car. then when he gets to drive it in later levels he quickly decides its his favourite and maintains that until the end of the game

on rewatch... you hear him audibly crack open a can that chat demands he prove to them is soft drink and not alcohol like A WHOLE HOUR before The Incident and it's a little like watching a disaster movie where you see the characters laughing and having fun little knowing how they are being hastened towards their own doom... like chat keeps bugging him about it, he keeps making excuses, he keeps sipping the drink. they bring attention to it so much and you listen to it just knowing the pain that is yet to come. dramatic irony at its finest and most heartache inducing

15. ohmyfucking gaaaawd no! no... god... ICANDOITINAJUMP! ..... BART. WHERE IS HE??? BAAART!!!! AAAUUGH

16. actually fr there's a lot of memorable jerma lines in this stream, rewatching it is like watching a jerma funny moment compilation

17. the final couple of levels where he is getting steadily more overwhelmed to the point of ferality, and then he says he has an idea and goes to the sound menu and turns everything off. voice lines. music. sound effects. and then we watch him play the level in complete silence. and it actually helps him focus its really funny

18. the whole tragic sequence where he is in the FINAL LEVEL. he has played it so many times and just missed it by a few seconds. he is tired. he is hungry. he just wants to get off stream and eat a BURGER. he is focussing as hard as he can. he is almost there. he runs over too many things and the police are after him. but its okay. he's doing it! he's gonna make it!!! he gets to the school with time to spare and is sucked up into the end of the game beam. it's over. except then the police get sucked into the beam as well. he gets arrested in the beam. which teleports him and the car out of the beam. WHICH MEANS THE TIMER RUNS OUT AND HE LOSES. so he has to do it all over again. it's actually so so so funny and also something i think i personally wouldn't survive if i was in jerma's position in that moment

19. okay we have to talk about The Incident. bc i already alluded to it and bc like, i couldn't not talk about it. as stated above Jerma cracks open a can so you can hear it and chat immediately accuses him of being an alcoholic. he adamantly insists that it is a soft drink not a beer but they refuse to believe him unless he proves it by showing camera. he's playing on a modded ps2 pc port or whatever of the simpsons so it's a complicated setup and he explains that it would be too hard and also he's shirtless so they will just have to believe without seeing. chat continues to harass him while he goes on to play the game, specifically most of the lisa level. he laughs it off but eventually caves, gets up and get a blanket to cover himself and then alt tabs, holds his can up to the camera and says 'alright you satisfied? that might have just fucked up the game'. so then he tries to tab back into the game and it. crashes. hard. so hard that the game won't actually turn back on. so jerma's cursing and fiddling with the controls and saying its over. then it finally reboots and the game works and he's so relieved and it loads and he realises that he has lost SO MUCH PROGRESS. he's back at the start of the lisa section. this is truly the turning point of the game where it goes from being a fun experience to a nightmare gauntlet

20. on a related note: jerma waiting with bated breath *sound of simpsons game booting back up after refusing to for far too long* jerma: yeeeAAAAAH

21. im watching it right now as i replay, which is why im thinking about it obv. so i will almost certainly have more to add to this

[togatafirepunch]

objectify him

[psygull-arts]

I am the centre of this universe The wind of time is blowing through me And it's all moving relative to me

[happybird16]

Slowly trailing kisses all the way up Levi's spine, pressing your lips to every individual notch. He shudders right at the start, little butterfly soft kisses along the dimples flanking his spine, just above the plump peach of his ass. Breath hitching, he squirms in need, shoulders quivering in a full bodied shudder as you make your way up and up and up. Up along milky pale skin, soft in spots, but marked with the occasional rough line of a scar, both white with age and pink and new.

Up, you kiss, along the small of his back. He almost squirms away, cursing at you for moving so slow. For teasing him. With the way he jolts, you could almost mistake him for being ticklish. Or maybe he's just extra sensitive, unused to such soft, persistent attention. Holding him steady by the hips, you continue with the same gradual pace. Small, wet open mouth kisses. One notch, two, three.. his hips buck against your grip, curses falling in a much higher, needier pitch.

Reaching his shoulders, you kiss the wide expanse of flesh on bone, the muscles rippling beneath your lips. He curses yet again, toes twisting into the bedsheets between your thighs and fingers curling desperately at his sides. Now.. now you introduce your teeth. Just a small little nip, grazing along his nape. The skin there is so sensitive that he seizes, whimpering your name loud enough to echo off the walls. His fingers scramble, reaching behind to frantically grip your hip. The nails dig in, pulling you hard into him, flesh on flesh, your torso pressing flat to his freshly kissed back. His hips swirl back into yours, a breathy whine escaping his lips, "Sh-shit. Ahh. En- enough with the pampering." His hips wiggle in a desperate and needy rhythm against your own. "Just fuck me already."

[snowfallenapocalypse]

Mermay Rat God what will she do? Nothing horrible I hope! (;´• ω •`)

[oobbbear]

I have a bad habit of ditching the project the moment I got people hooked on it and I am terribly sorry for that my attention doesn’t allow me to focus on one thing for this long