#it was actually pretty scary 😭 BUT it was so fun overall

[bigender2]

owwww my eye hurts. i dont THINK any hail got me there.... or maybe some clay got in there

[jnkgrnde]

— closer, clarisse la rue, pjo

summary — in which, clarisse la rue can’t get enough of you, no matter how much you set her off. loosely based off of closer by RM. (media from princemick !)

pairings — clarisse la rue x black!fem!reader (daughter of poseidon)

authors note — first pjo fic.. kinda nervous 🫣 here’s my new years gift for the lack of posting 😭

clarisse la rue.

whether you feared her, hated her, were intimidated by her, you knew her name if you resided in camp half-blood. she was the infamous daughter of ares, god of war. if she didn’t scare you by her demeanor alone, then she had that status and her electric spear to back it up.

and then there was you.

you were a poseidon kid, claimed early, then got thrown into the poseidon cabin to fend for yourself. it felt lonesome at times, but getting along with people like luke and annabeth helped. it was also nice having a cabin to yourself, free to decorate it however you liked!

people thought you were pretty chill, a little scary with how you come along with your powers and whatnot, but overall you were a fun person to be around.

except when you were around clarisse. you definitely got under her skin, whether she liked it or not (she was starting to).

you were quick with your comebacks whenever she had something to say, which got snickers from her siblings around her, you were good with a blade, good in war games, good in almost everything she was.

did it get to her? yes. but did she find it attractive? also yes.

you could hold your own and your friends if it came down to it, and as a daughter of ares, she found that attractive.

that was all up until percy jackson came.

did you know you had siblings somewhere? yes, but you didn’t expect one to actually make it here, much less alive, but here we were. you were a couple years older than percy you found out. his mom had died on his way here with grover, another friend of yours. all he really wanted to do was find out who his father was and why all this was happening.

you felt protective of him, and that meant feeling protective of him against clarisse.

he didn’t know but you could tell he was a son of poseidon, your brother. you felt inclined to guide him until he found his way around and got used to what his life was now.

flash forward to the day after he arrived. he was already gaining some popularity around camp because of his encounter with the minotaur. in the morning you met up with him and luke, telling him about how the day after was capture the flag day.

you were walking until a familiar brunette came into view, knocking into percy. you snapped your head towards her just as she pushed him into the dirt. “hey, clarisse, back up.” you stepped closer to her. she looked at you, and for a moment your heart skipped a beat.

when had she been so pretty?

you two ‘glared’ (admired) at eachother for a moment before she turned to percy. “so this is the kid who killed the minotaur?” you looked at percy and he locked eyes for a quick second before looking back at clarisse. he looked scared but used to it, like he’d been bullied all his life.

“you want attention around here, dummy? you better be ready for it when it comes.” she jumped at him to scare him, then left laughing, not before making eye contact with you once more.

“well, she seems nice.” percy commented. “don’t worry about her. she just has this image to keep up. she’ll leave you alone soon, i’m sure.” you told him.

did you know that? no, but you didn’t want him to have to deal with anything yet.

“why don’t people mess with you?” percy asked you and luke. “they know better. best swordsman in over a century and she can drown people if she wanted.” luke explained with a smirk.

it was later in the day. the sun was still up, it was warm out, and the smell of the strawberry fields graced you. you were practing with your main weapon of choice. grunts rang in the air as you practiced on your dummy.

it was empty, which was just what you needed to blow off some steam. at least, it was empty until clarisse walked over. “you’re doing it wrong.” you didn’t face her, choosing to ignore her. you continued until a hand gripped your wrist.

“you ignoring me now?” just you ignoring her started her off wrong. she wanted you to pay attention to her. “do you need something?” you hissed at her. “i was talking to you. your forms off.” “mkay. thanks.” you went to go back to the dummy before she placed a hand on your waist to turn you back around. “you realize that could get you killed right?” she scolded. you stared at each other until she realized where her hand was and took it off like you were a hot pan burning her.

you mulled over the interaction; your waist felt tingly- you felt tingly. she was just so pretty and she was starting to make you nervous, but you had to do something.

“you willing to correct it then? since you feel like you need to comment on it.” you remarked.

this is what got her going.

you always having something quick to say, getting under her skin but in the right way.

she smirked, canines showing a little. it had your heart racing.

she went over to the dummy with a dagger that was on standby, and showed you a technique she used. “like that.” she moved to go behind you and gripped your waist again. “what are you doing?”

“relax, i’m moving you into a stance.” she told you.

was she half lying? well, sorta kinda. she was moving you, but she just wanted to be closer to you.

she adjusted your stance, then moved back and allowed you to practice. “just like that.” she told you.

“why are you helping me?” clarisse shrugged. “got bored.” “you sure you just didn’t wanna be near me?” you jokingly asked.

“maybe i did, maybe i didn’t.”

she did. she just wanted to be closer to you.

[makima4ever]

Ghost Headcanon :3

OK #1? THIS IS FUNNY AS FUCK #2? BBG GHOST ILY PLS BE MY WIFE AND HUSBAND😍😍😍 ok enough of my crazy ramblings :3 Ghost HCs (When he first starts being friends with you!) ~ When he does come around to actually conversing with you, I'd say it's a pretty decent milestone where you are in terms of relations with him! He's not one to go out of his way usually to interact with anyone, but he can talk with you at least if you DO start it ((He will never do it first until later)) ~ He's still rather serious and gruff around you, but like with Soap, he can loosen up a little and have the most absurd army jokes, even if it's 'bad' 😭😭😭 (I STILL FIND THEM FUNNY STOPP) he isn't too friendly, but enough to be at least somewhat chill around you enough to not be dead ass silent ~ He's somewhat caring in his own little way, like he won't straight up ask you if you're okay sometimes. Instead he just makes fun of it if it's not too personal to try and lighten the mood, if it's like DEEP? he wont say anything, but stay in silence with you in a brooding and comforting manner where at least ur not alone! ~ You can vent to this man about your problems (IF UR ON P GOOD TERMS😭😭), and he wont make you feel bad, at least, not even worse about it; he isn't the best in terms of verbal comfort but what he can offer is just an ear, he is a rlly good listener since he's not the best when it comes to emotional problems ~ plase never let him drive you anywhere. baseline it's scary!! ~ If you are lucky there may be times where you two can just sit in silence while drinking tea, maybe reading a book or doing nothing ykwim?? ~ He really enjoys the silence compared to the war and combat he deals with almost regularly, gives him downtime as well!! he doesn't mind anyone joining him as long as it's not too crowded or even loud, he already deals with it in the day. the night is his haven ~ Ghost will defend your honor and you if you come under verbal fire, or getting harassed by people then he will step in and scare them off, like.... HE AINT GONNA LET IT SLIDE? at least not to his future spouse ~ Unless you are like REALLY good friends he wouldn't share anything personal about himself, but if you are- he will share his name and a bit of his origin if he wanted to; Ghost sharing his past is rare so if he does U BETTER LISTEN MY G ~ Overall he is not a bad friend, just very quiet and maybe a bit moody :3

[good-beans]

Thanks for the tag @rainbowghostcat!! This is really fun :3 ✨

Are you named after anyone? - Aw, my middle name is also after my (great) grandmother! I know my parents knew someone with my first name who they really liked, but I wasn't specifically named after her

When was the last time you cried? - Lmao I'm a big crybaby so. um. today. asdfasdfs

Do you have kids? - No, and no plans on it, really.

Sports? - I did dance for a long time! It wasn't competitive, but the company was very involved, so it never felt lesser. My favorite was ballet, but I did jazz, modern, and musical theater :)

Do you use sarcasm? - Absolutely nonstop with my family since that's all of our humor, though I'm hesitant around others since I never want to come off rude.

The first thing you notice about someone - huh, I've never really thought about it? Not their name, that's for sure 😭

Eye color - Brown 🤎

Scary movies or happy endings? - I'm a big wimp and can't take scary things, so I'll go with happy endings asdfsd

Any talents? - Well, I'm hoping I'm good at writing (creatively and academically) 😅 I'd say I'm pretty crafty overall -- I may not have mastered a single art but I've dabbled in enough mediums and projects to have some skills

Where were you born - The new england area of the US! (Never managed to develop their cold tolerance, but some people around here say I have a hint of an accent asdfsdf)

Hobbies - Writing, drawing, reading, and though it's been a while since I've actually played anything, video games lol

Pets? - The rest of my family has always been allergic to cats/dogs, so we had bearded dragons when I was younger :3 Catsitting for my brother made me fall in love with them, so I'd love to get more reptiles/a cat someday :')

Height - 5'5/165cm but I'm still holding out for my growth spurt 😤👏(<- she is past growing any more -_-)

Favorite school subject - English/Language Arts! It could be hit or miss with the sciences

Dream job - Author..... I'm still hoping to write and publish things, but the dream is being successful enough to solely be an author 😅

Anyone is free to hop in! Tagging @iqmmir @justzosiahere @heynowisavedyouright @labyrintherim @trinipopkt :D

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

ARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR YOU. HOW DID ARISUGU MEET?🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤🎤 i am now steadily dragging everybody into this selfship playground hehehehhee ilysm<33 - @teddybeartoji

MICKEY!!!!!!!!……. welcome :3 take a seat :33 have some tea :333 🍵🍪 i’ve been Thinking abt this ask. intently. i got Way too into it btw

i think!! arisugu met in high school!! that makes most sense to me :> i transferred into his class and got attached to him …. pretty quickly probably. LMAO. i can see suguru being the one who gets assigned to show me around bc satoru Cannot be trusted w new students and shoko is a delinquent in the making…. so sugu is probably the one i meet first :3 and then i subtly imprint on him. like a duckling. a little ari following him around bc he has a soft silky voice. and he gets a bit of a soft spot eventually (me and the bad bitch i pulled by being socially incompetent <33)

WITH THAT BEING SAID…….. i see arisugu as The slowburn ever. neither of us are the love at first sight type, so i think it’d take a year or two for us to actually Fall in Love…. a year of getting to know each other on a deeper and more vulnerable level (ON THAT NOTE. late-night talks under starry skies are extremely arisugu coded)… so the feelings are very deep but. even though they’re mutual i don’t think we’d get together until a couple years have passed 😭😭 sugu would get tired of the ”chase” eventually and confess in our last year of hs maybe…. but i am Not Ready to accept his feelings. or my own. and i tell him that.

and so … he waits :’3 (WILLINGLY MIGHT I ADD i just think he’s the type of guy to say ”i’ll wait for you.” and Mean it yk….) until i eventually make the final push in like. our early twenties maybe…. which would mean about five total years of pining?? ish??? i just see it as a very tender, very very slow romance!! kinda like wading into deep water when you’re afraid of it. but by the time we get together we already know and trust each other so deeply that the change isn’t really too abrupt….. though he insists on taking everything at our own pace anyway. sniffle. i adore him (ALSO needless to say i’m not following canon here 🤨🤨 i firmly believe sugu wouldn’t have defected if he had a baby duckling following him around ok)

anyway. that’s how i picture it!! :3 i have Thoughts abt the overall dynamic but i think suguru is just… so patient. and so devoted. and i’m very loyal and also Very Shy. yepyep.

now . 😇 you didn’t ask for this but just as a comparison (<- this is a lie i just spent 2 much time thinking abt this)…. arigojo. i fear it’s a coworkers to lovers kinda deal. i’m Very Much picturing blindfolded gojo specifically and bc of his…. ways (crippling fear of intimacy + opening up) this is also another slowburn. and it ends with something a little less straightforward than arisugu bc i do Not think gojo asks me out…. it’s more of a gradual change yk?? bc labels are scary. but one day i don’t let him eat my portion of kikufuku and he goes ”how could you treat your boyfriend like this ;((” and i’m like . oh ok. so that’s what you are. we’re both losers sadly

ANYWAYYY THAT’S ALL i hope you didn’t run out of tea….. have some more just in case 🍵 as you can tell i had too much fun thinking of the Lore + all three of us are emotionally constipated (suguru too he’s just the most functional) but i hope reading it was enjoyable for youuu <33333 i love them. unfortunately.

[selfshipping-central]

Hey can I get a death note matchup please? if not thats fine! <3 Romantic please! I would prefer men if thats okay!

Female, she/her, ExFJ 2w3, Leo

Personality:

I am pretty social, however I prefer to spend time alone! I care about others a lot… To an unhealthy amount honestly but I'm working on it! I love to help others and make them smile, but I do wish I would get something for being so nice in return, yeah it might sound greedy but I want to be appreciated! And get something nice haha, like just a compliment or something, when my helping and kindness gets unnoticed I might get upset because of how tired I am and I just want to be appreciated like I said before 😭 I wanted to be noticed and not ignored! I care too much about what others feel and think and it's tiring, I just want to be selfish sometimes and care about myself even if it sounds mean. I also love being mentioned/involved in things, it makes me feel liked <3

People call me funny! Well it all depends because everyone has a different sense of humor! But I am most of the time unserious and I love to joke around, serious situations are stressful so I prefer to be joyful, but I do like talking about serious topics (sometimes) Like I said before I love to make people smile and laugh with my jokes and overall with make them happy with presence. It's my job to make others happy <3

My humor is definitely not for everyone, it's mostly the humor of a 12 y/o kid which can be annoying to some people lmao (sometimes it's funny how people are annoyed by it) and some other things depending on how I feel. When it comes to annoyance I also like to annoy people <3 it's so fun! But I never want to make them really feel bad! Often I act like an asshole but this is just for jokes! (but sometimes I wanna be a real asshole lmao) Like I said I don't want them to actually feel bad, if I do, I will feel very guilty! When it comes to it I apologize A LOT, I apologize so much that it might too annoying but I always feel a sense of guilt inside of me. I'm also VERY sensitive and worry about everything. Ah and I'm pretty dumb and I am not trying to insult myself I am just silly hehe and I'm okay with that. Oh and Im clumsy 😭😭

People know that I am horny 24/7, like I said earlier I have a humor of a 12 y/o so there are a lot of sex jokes. I am very interested in nsfw things, kinks etc, I am the "horny" friend

Likes/Dislikes:

I LOVE LOVE horror and scary things, I can't imagine my life without it, its just a such interesting genre that makes me happy and intrigued! I adore horror games and I'm mostly interested in them, however most of the time I am scared of playing them so I just watch gameplays and stuff like that haha. You can say I am obssesed with horror! (its funny because its easy to scare me haha)

I love to eat food <3 especially sweet things

I also love cute things! Plushies, pink, clothes and other cute things! I just love it so much <3

I like games very much (I suck at them), art, anime, drawing and psychology! When it comes to music I love energetic ones!

I dislike slow music but there can be some exceptions.

I dislike cooking (I love when someone knows to cook however I suck at it

Appearance:

Around 156 cm height

Chubby

brown eyes

chin length hair with bangs

round glasses

If thats too much info then I apologize! O_O

Have a nice day/night and thank you!

Fandom: Death Note

Mello!! (Romantic)

(Now apologises because I haven't read Death Note in a hot minute [Like four years] so if I get anything wrong my dearest apologises. I'm going to re-read it anyways.) Also!! All of this information is greatly appreciated because it was easy for me to pair you with someone and come up with head cannons!!

Now I was gonna pair you with L at first, but you mentioned your humour and high sex drive and L seems like the type of guy to be too busy to find your humour funny, and deal with your high libido.

Mello on the other hand fits you perfectly. (Last I remember he's extroverted.)

Mello would most defiantly appreciate your company. He strikes me as a touchy person, so he'd always have his hand on your hip/arm/waist.

Does this in front of everyone too.

He has little to no shame.

"Give me your hand. Ok and? Let them watch I want my girlfriend's hand."

He defiantly thinks your glasses are adorable!!

Might steal them to try them out too...

"Ooooh... blurry... ok headache ack- here you take them."

Your humour defiantly eases the mood, and tension when it comes to finding Kira (Maybe Matsuda would be a good fit for you too? Ahhh I have to re-read Death Note so badd つ﹏⊂)

Finds your clumsiness cute too!! And very very funny...

"Watch it. You'll trip." and then trips you and giggles when you start yelling at him for it. "What! I warned ya."

The kind of guy to pull you away to kiss your lips and then get really flushed. Or, alternatively; make out with you in front of everyone and not care. Really depends on the mood.

"Come here. I want to kiss you. So what if everyone's watching. I don't care."

Would 100% play horror games with you!! He strikes me as the player while you sit there and cheer him on. Or scream in his ear.

"Don't fucking- Where did it go- where- oh there it is. You can let go of my arm- wait pause. What was that. No I swear I saw something. The fuck do you mean you can't see it?! It was right there!!"

He could be having the most serious conversation ever and you're sitting there, doodling on his arm, or on paper next to him.

He let's you draw all over him. Might start calling you his 'mini tattoo artist'.

It's not the same when he's talkiing about work and the feeling of the pen/marker isn't dragging across his skin.

"Look I drew us as cats! Do you like it?"

"I would kill for you."

Oh, my goddd he LOVES how chubby you are!!! Thinks that you are so soft to layy onnnn. Please let him lay on your thighs while he eats his chocolate and play with his hair <3

"Come here. I want to lay on you. You're really soft."

He would share his chocolate with you.

"Just one bite- like a nibble- no that's too much- back up a little- yea ok you can have that much- Wh- That wasn't a nibble!!"

Oh, you two bicker and get into so many playful arguments for no reason other than to watch the other get more annoyed. (And maybe release some pent-up energy?)

"Keep fucking talking and we'll really see what that mouth is good for."

Defiantly buys you leather jackets, gloves whatever to dress you up.

Thinks you look amazing in his style of clothes.

"Is that my... jacket? No no... you can wear it..."

Cannot get enough of you and your body or your kisses, to him they taste better than any chocolate.

Even better, get chocolate flavoured lip gloss/Chapstick or just eat some chocolate from his stash beforehand (try not to get caught!!) and then kiss him.

Watch him melt and moan out in pure bliss.

And here he thought you couldn't taste any better.

Thank you sooo much for requesting love <33 This was so much fun to do and lights up my day!! Please do stick around and scream about your f/os in my inbox!! You're always welcome lovely!! (I definatly didn't type this up on my way to school on the bus nope!!)

[livingfictional]

Hello! Can I have a rdr2 matchup, please? Im sorry if the info will be too much!

I'm 18 soon to be 19 (29/07) I do like (legal) age gaps tho! :)

Female, she/her, ExFJ 2w3, Leo Full typology: ExFJ 2w3 269 sp/so SLUAI FELV

I prefer villians and overall evil characters however I have a soft spot for kind, sweet big men :3 I prefer men in fiction

Personality:

I am pretty social, however I prefer to spend time alone! I care about others a lot… To an unhealthy amount honestly but I'm working on it! I love to help others and make them smile, but I do wish I would get something for being so nice in return, yeah it might sound greedy but I want to be appreciated! And get something nice haha, like just a compliment or something, when my helping and kindness gets unnoticed I might get upset because of how tired I am and I just want to be appreciated like I said before 😭 I wanted to be noticed and not ignored! I care too much about what others feel and think and it's tiring, I just want to be selfish sometimes and care about myself even if it sounds mean. I also love being mentioned/involved in things, it makes me feel liked <3

People call me funny! Well it all depends because everyone has a different sense of humor! But I am most of the time unserious and I love to joke around, serious situations are stressful so I prefer to be joyful, but I do like talking about serious topics (sometimes) Like I said before I love to make people smile and laugh with my jokes and overall with make them happy with presence. It's my job to make others happy <3

My humor is definitely not for everyone, it's mostly the humor of a 12 y/o kid which can be annoying to some people lmao (sometimes it's funny how people are annoyed by it) and some other things depending on how I feel. When it comes to annoyance I also like to annoy people <3 it's so fun! But I never want to make them really feel bad! Often I act like an asshole but this is just for jokes! (but sometimes I wanna be a real asshole lmao) Like I said I don't want them to actually feel bad, if I do, I will feel very guilty! When it comes to it I apologize A LOT, I apologize so much that it might too annoying but I always feel a sense of guilt inside of me. I'm also VERY sensitive and worry about everything. Ah and I'm pretty dumb and I am not trying to insult myself I am just silly hehe and I'm okay with that. Oh and Im clumsy 😭😭

People know that I am horny 24/7, like I said earlier I have a humor of a 12 y/o so there are a lot of sex jokes. I am very interested in nsfw things, kinks etc, I am the "horny" friend

Likes/Dislikes:

I LOVE LOVE horror and scary things, I can't imagine my life without it, its just a such interesting genre that makes me happy and intrigued! I adore horror games and I'm mostly interested in them, however most of the time I am scared of playing them so I just watch gameplays and stuff like that haha. You can say I am obssesed with horror! (its funny because its easy to scare me haha)

I love to eat food <3 especially sweet things

I also love cute things! Plushies, pink, clothes and other cute things! I just love it so much <3

I like games very much (I suck at them), art, anime, drawing and psychology! When it comes to music I love energetic ones!

I dislike slow music but there can be some exceptions.

I dislike cooking (I love when someone knows to cook however I suck at it

Appearance:

Around 156 cm height

Chubby

brown eyes

chin length hair with bangs

round glasses

Thank you and I hope you will have a wonderful day/night!

I hoe you enjoy, you sound like a lovely person 🎀

I match you up with… Sean!

Throws sex jokes right back at you, a horny bastard.

He’s the show off type, so he will make a big deal of how much he loves you, how amazing you are, how cute you are.

So you’ll never have an issue with feeling unappreciated around him.

Has to have his hands on you 24/7, even in public. He’s not the shy type, PDA al the way. Unless you’re not a fan, of course.

In private he will hold on to you, calloused hands rubbing over your soft skin.

He’s more of an oblivious type, loud and a bit dumb. But he always tries his best, making sure you feel loved.

[boag]

15 questions for 15 mutuals

@malibubarbiethepinkprincess tagged me to do this lol thank u qween

1) Are you named after anyone?

My mom actually named me Karma after a rave she went to on her 19th birthday, but my middle name is Renee after her aunt who died young in the 80s bc she had an asthma attack while dyeing her own hair alone at home and stopped breathing bc of the fumes 😭

2) Do you have kids?

No lol

3) Do you use sarcasm a lot?

4) When was the last time you cried?

I cry daily I’m just that kinda girl idk . Earlier I cried a little bit bc I couldn’t find my weed pen

5) What’s the first thing you notice about other people?

Vibes

6) Eye color?

Light brown I guess . They usually seem darker than they are but in direct sunlight and photos with flash they’re more like an amber color

7) What sports do you/have you played?

I cheered for football from like age 5 to age 10 .

8) Any special talent?

I’m a pretty good singer!! I used to be a lot better when I was younger and I used to constantly practice and study vocal technique online bc I wanted to sing professionally. My dream at one point was to be an opera performer. Now that I’m an adult my voice has deepened a significant amount and also I’ve been smoking for years and don’t rlly practice or work on technique anymore so my singing isn’t nearly as impressive as it was back then, but I still sing for fun a lot and in some ways I think I sound better now that my voice has matured. I also used to play covers of random songs on ukulele while singing by myself at home when I was younger lol. And I draw and paint too.

9) Where were you born?

South Jersey

10) Scary movies or happy endings?

I hate this question bc they’re not mutually exclusive concepts and also both are good as long as they’re executed well and make sense with the overall point of the movie.

11) Do you have any pets?

Yes! I have a chihuahua named Pandora but I just call her Panda 90% of the time (she was named after the Skins character) and a fluffy tabby cat named Xena who I’ve had since I was nine years old. Also my mom has a chihuahua-maltese mix named Cosmo and he’s like my four-legged little brother .

12) How tall are you?

Like 5’3

13) What are your hobbies?

Doing my makeup and watching movies and tv and microblogging and smoking a lot and FaceTiming people and loving my friends and making art and singing along to music loudly Thanks so much<3

14) Favorite subject in school?

It was ALWAYS history

15) Dream job?

I do not dream of labor but like the best things I’ve thought of maybe doing as a career in the future are probably like… teaching middle school or counseling or smth like that . Or maybe I’ll go to beauty school 🤔

I tag @1892 @lizzyswor1d @evilnicegirl @joaquinscleftlip @b-0-ngripper-deactivated20010911 @computerexploder @sun-lit-goth @yungrapunxelpart2 @carygrantsbeard @holedyke @mrsterlingeverything @boyczar @gavinstrick @g3pony @angelnumber27 but like no pressure lol

[firstdivisiongirl]

Hello, Can I have a matchup please? From One piece! If not, that's totally fine!

Female, she/her, ExFJ 2w3, Leo I would prefer a guy!

I am pretty social however I prefer to spend time alone! I care about others a lot… To an unhealthy amount honestly but Im working on it! I love to help others and make them smile! :3 But I do wish I would get something for being so nice in return, yeah it might sounds greedy but I want to be appreciated! And get something nice haha, like just a compliement or something, when my helping and kindess gets unnoticed I might get upset because of how much tired I am and I just want to be a appreciated like I said before 😭 I wanted to be noticed and not ignored! I care too much what others feel and think and its tiring, I just want to be selfish sometimes and care about myself even if its sounds mean.

People call me funny! Well it all depends because everyone has different sense of humor! But I am most of the time unserious and I love to joke around, serious situations are stressful so I prefer to be joyfull, but I do like talking about serious topics (sometimes) Like I said before I love to make people smile and laugh with my jokes and overall with make them happy with presence. Its my job to make others happy <3 My humor is definitely not for everyone, its mostly humor of a 12 y/o kid which can be annoying to some people lmao (sometimes its funny how people are annoyed by it) and some other things depends on how I feel. When it comes to annoyence I also like to annoy people <3 its so fun! But I never want to make them really feel bad! Often I act like an asshole but this is just for jokes! (but sometimes I wanna be a real asshole lmao) Like I said I dont want them to actually feel bad, if I do, I will feel very guilty! When it comes to it I apologize A LOT, I apologize so much that it might too annoying but I always feel a sense of guilt inside of me. I'm also VERY sensitve and worry about everything. Ah and I'm pretty dumb and I am not trying to insult myself I am just silly hehe and I'm okay with that. Oh and Im clumsy 😭😭

I LOVE LOVE horror and scary things, I can't imagine my life without it, its just a such interesting genre that makes me happy and intrigued! I adore horror games and I'm mostly interested in them, however most of the time I am scared of playing them so I just watch gameplays and stuff like that haha. You can say I am obssesed with horror! (its funny because its easy to scare me haha) I also love cute things! Plushies, pink, clothes and other cute things! I just love it so much <3 I like games very much (I suck at them), art, anime, drawing and psychology! When it comes to music I love energetic ones! I dislike slow music but there can be some exceptions.

I dislike cooking (I love when someone knows to cook however I suck at it </3), stressful and serious situations (I stress a lot)

When it comes to looks I am around 156cm height, chin length hair with bangs, brown color eyes and I'm chubby!

Thank you so much and have a wonderful day!

Hello. Thank you for the matchup request. This one was a no brainer. There was really only one perfect match. I hope you like it!

You Got...

Monkey D Luffy!!!!!

You both have a great sense of humor and I think he would enjoy that he can laugh and joke with you.

He would be happy that you care about him and the rest of the crew. You may think it's too much, but he would think it is perfect.

He may not be able to cook, but he will get Sanji to do it for both of you.

Will insure you that you are awesome and that you don't need to apologize for anything.

Would dance with you to energetic music.

Every day with this boy would be fun!

I think he would enjoy horror movies and games. Would he be scared? No because he doesn't really understand it, but he would enjoy it.

Would want you to make drawing for on the ship. He would make you drawings too. They won't be the best, but it's the thought that counts right?

Overall, he will make you feel loved and will do anything that you enjoy. He wants to see you smile and laugh

Please do not copy, modify, translate or repost my writing on other platforms. Comments, reblogs and likes are highly appreciated!

[scurvyratt]

An unnecessarily long post as to why the Creed movies get on my nerves even though no one asked:

Sooo my friend and I made it our mission to watch the whole Rocky franchise, which consists of 6 Rocky movies and 3 spin off Creed movies. We've seen all of the movies except for Rocky 6. Imo the Rocky movies are generally fun and enjoyable, while the Creed movies are mostly boring and annoying....

The Rocky films can range from good to, not necessarily bad,,, but boring I think would be a better word. Although, I think that the blandness in the films can be excused due to the fact that the movies don't take themselves very seriously and you don't go into a Rocky sequel with the expectation of greatness lol. Rocky is very charming imo because he's a pathetic himbo. In the first movie he's involved with the mob but they didn't even like him because he would refuse to beat people up😭. He's poor, uneducated, kind, and he's only a boxer because he "can't sing or dance". The movies give you an actual reason to root for him (even if irl he probably would not have won some of his matches, but like I said it doesn't matter because the movies are unserious lol).

Some context for Creed I: in Rocky 1, Rocky's opponent is Apollo Creed, who later becomes his friend and mentor. In Rocky 4, Apollo dies.

ANYWAYS... the Creed movies follow Adonis Creed, who is Apollo Creed's illegitimate son that he had via an affair. In Creed I, Adonis is an amateur boxer and he seeks out Rocky so that he can train him for a fight. He also meets his girlfriend (and eventual wife) named Bianca. She is an up and coming musician as well as very erm.... ANNOYING💀. Her character is not very interesting and she overreacts about the dumbest things. Also there is a scene where Bianca and Adonis have sex on the couch while Rocky is sleeping in an armchair in the same room... THEY HAVE SEX IN FRONT OF HIM, IN HIS HOME, ON HIS COUCH, WHILE HE'S ASLEEP💀💀💀💀💀 They treat it as this funny tee-hee kinda moment but my friend and I were like huuuuuuuuuhhhhh😭😭😭😭. That was def when I decided that I hate them as a couple like wtf😭.

Also Rocky has the best and most compelling scenes in the movie. Rocky finds out that he has cancer and he tells the doctor "I'm okay with that" (my friend teared up) and he decides to not go through with chemotherapy because his wife and brother in law are dead, and he's estranged from his son. Adonis finds out and becomes upset that Rocky doesn't want to "live for him".... mind you, Rocky has only known Adonis for a couple months like lol. Like why would you be his reason for living... moving on, he basically coerces Rocky into doing chemo by saying that he won't fight anymore if Rocky doesn't get treatment. Which maybe others would think of that as a good thing but imo,, if the man wanted to die, he should have just let him die lmao. I found Adonis' motivations to be very selfish. Anyways blah blah blah, Rocky decides to live and Adonis wins his fight. Overall just an okay movie and Adonis was very annoying💀 I did not like his character at all lol.

Context for Creed II: In Rocky 4, Rocky fights this Soviet dude named Ivan Drago. Ivan kills Apollo Creed so Rocky goes up against him in revenge and ends up defeating him.

In Creed II, Ivan Drago is back in town and has his son Viktor with him (who is also a huge scary boxer). It turns out that after Ivan was defeated by Rocky, he was shunned (from the Soviet Union? Idk really) and him and his wife were sent to Ukraine. His wife eventually leaves him and he has to raise Viktor on his own. Ivan is basically like one of those toddlers and tiaras moms but with boxing rather than pageantry. He's pretty cold and abusive towards Viktor. This movie imo is the best out of the three; I think that all the characters have clear motivations and I liked the dynamic between Viktor and his dad. I actually rlly liked the opening scene of the movie because it starts with Ivan and Viktor in Ukraine, and Ivan literally punches Viktor awake in the morning💀💀.

Back to Adonis and Bianca... Bianca begins to develop some hearing loss (it is unclear whether it's hereditary or from loud noise) and she later finds out that she is pregnant. She expresses concerns over the fact that their baby may be born deaf, which like, does not really make sense? If Bianca has acquired hearing loss why would the baby have congenital hearing loss??? Anyways.. the baby (Amara) is indeed born deaf and Adonis and Bianca are devastated and they start crying. Which is a fairly normal response but, what gets me is that the only person to say something positive about the fact that she is deaf is Rocky. He says something along the lines of "Well she won't care that she's deaf so why should you?". And that's literally it lolol like Adonis and Bianca do not speak about the fact she is deaf ever again. At the end of the movie they show her with some bright colored hearing aids (so that they stand out to the audience) to show that "wow! Everything is good now because she can HEAR like a normal person!". Likkeee.... why couldn't they show them interacting with her using ASL instead lol? Very weird choice imo I did not like that at all.

Also every boxer has a walk out song, but for Adonis' last fight Bianca is singing??? Like she literally walks out in front of him with a mic lmaoooo😭😭. I just thought that was cringe like I did not enjoy that hifhshf.

Okay so at the end of the movie Adonis and Viktor have their big match, and ofc Adonis wins🙄🙄. Which makes no sense and they honestly should not have even fought in the first place because they are in completely different weight classes lol

In the Rocky films Rocky regularly goes against people that are larger than him, which is fine and makes sense in the context of the films because they are silly movies. Creed on the other hand takes itself seriously so the size difference stands out more. Like in Rocky 4, Adrian's flop drunkard incel brother lives with them, and Rocky gets him a robot wife as a gift😭. Like the Rocky movies are unbelievably dumb lol.

I was seriously rooting for Viktor the whole time😭 and the only reason that he lost was because his dad threw down the towel and gave up the fight. Which like, I guess is sweet but we don't ever see Ivan reflecting on the fact that perhaps he's pushing Viktor too hard. Also like 3 minutes before that he was literally telling Viktor to kill Adonis lmao so it makes no sense for him to throw in the towel but WHATEVER I guess. At the end of the movie Rocky makes up with his estranged son and he moves to Canada or something. So.

Creed III: this is the first Creed movie without Rocky. In this movie, Adonis reunite with his childhood friend Damian who has been in prison for nearly 20 years. 20 years for a crime that Adonis committed mind you. The story takes place 6 years after Creed II and Adonis is now retired. This movie is way better in regards to deaf representation. Amara no longer has hearing aids and she communicates with her parents using ASL.

So Adonis is annoying as usual and doesn't rlly gaf about the fact that Damian was in prison for that long lol. He comes out of retirement to fight Damian and Damian ends up losing to Adonis... which pissed me off like what was the reason lol. I honestly thought that he was gonna lose or let Damian win but WHATEVER.... I don't have much to say about the actual plot of the movie tbh like it was just boring lmao.

What did bother me though was the sponsorships... the movie was sponsored by Hennessy, Showtime, and Ralph Lauren and they were not subtle about it at alllll😭😭😭😭. They were drinking Hennessy and the name was splattered around everywhere. At the beginning of the movie Adonis is wearing this fuck ass outfit.. my friend and I were so confused😭 why is he wearing a hoodie underneath a blazer like💀

Later, Adonis steps outside and you see this advertisement plastered to the outside of a building. Like the Adonis character was doing Ralph Lauren ads in the movie lmao😭😭

After we saw this ad the stupid outfits made so much more sense lol.

The difference between Rocky and Adonis is actually funny to me though bcuz in Rocky 2 they try to get him to do ads, but he is unable to read the cue cards because he is canonically illiterate💀

Okay last thing, and this is totally nit picky of me, but I hated their mansion. It was this terrible modern style LA home like dont piss me awffff...

Alright that's all that I have to say about these films. I rlly could not tell you why they have such high ratings. And I know that like 90% of this is just me being a hater ig but idgaf lol.

[pathetic-gamer]

*MAJOR TOTK SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT*

I was anxiously awaiting this game from the moment it was announced. I 100% completed BOTW, including Kilton's monster medallions and full armor upgrades - literally all content except for the sword trials on master mode - and I played and enjoyed AOC, so I was so so so excited

Now that I've finished the game and have had a few months (lol) to reflect on it, here are some of my impressions/reviews for things that stuck with me, aka a long list of what i did and didnt like. (I only did the main story and a couple of key save-my-wife-related side quests, so this isn't about all the content in the game.)

First, things I liked:

Regarding gameplay: the final boss fight was so much more fun than BOTW's. I liked that it combined a massive boss like Calamity Ganon with an actual humanoid boss similar to older games, plus the fight against the demon king was very cool. I especially liked the fact that he could dodge Link's attacks the same way Link can dodge his, but thank God he can't flurry rush lmao. (The last stage I'm particular was VERY cool.)

It was really funny to me how in the last phase of the fight, if you get down to one single heart, his attacks become SO much weaker, so you're basically guaranteed to not die lmao

I liked how the sages could actually follow you around as you adventured! That was fun and cute.

Related to that, it was kinda nice how they prepared you for that fight throughout the game by making you learn his moveset ahead of time

Speaking of sages, the temples were fun and their final bosses were cooler than the ones in BOTW. The lightning temple was especially cool - that final boss was creepy and made me think of Mothula, whom i know from A Link to the Past and Oracle of Seasons

fuck gloom hands, all my homies hate gloom hands (they still go in the "likes" section bc they were cool, but they were. so scary)

fuck gibdos, all my homies hate gibdos.

Actually I think one of my favorite experiences in the whole game was going to Gerudo Town without talking to anyone about what was happening, and therefore finding ruins full of what I briefly thought were actual zombies of the Gerudo, and then running around the town looking for survivors and finding absolutely nothing (until i finally found the main entrance to the sanctuary embarrassingly late). That was legitimately terrifying.

another favorite moment was descending to the final boss - that was pretty unsettling too, especially when I hit the bottom floor of the huge spiral staircase and got the pop-up about the power of the sages being gone.

regarding specific mechanics: I actually really liked the weapon crafting. I thought I would hate it, but figuring out strong combinations and going out to hunt down strong monsters for their parts was fun. I felt like a genius when I managed to create a weapon with 120 attack lol

for the story: the master sword quest!!!!!!!! so good.

Purah!!!!! I loved her change in personality throughout the calamity trilogy, I feel like it really reflected her age and the state of the world. in AOC, she was a super spunky and brilliant teenager, and in BOTW she was basically a 4yo, so having her back to being 20, but now having literally 100 years of horror with her friends, family, and all of hyrule suffering hanging over her, she's way more serious and subdued. She's also clearly scared and worried at Zelda still being missing, which I think speaks to how close the friendship is between all three. idk, I have feelings lol

PAYA 😭😭😭😭😭

I did like how much different it felt overall as everyone recovered from the Calamity. That was nice.

and last but not least: ZELINK CANON ZELINK CANON ZELINK CANON

Now for things I didn't like:

I didn't actually like the shrines very much this time, even though the puzzles were more interesting than the ones in BOTW. that might just be fatigue from doing ~250 shrines (main save file and master mode) in the first game, but I found them tedious. once I had enough stamina for the master sword and enough hearts for the sage of spirit quest, I stopped doing them.

the temples were better than the divine beasts, but I still would have preferred more extensive dungeons. (Worth noting that the games I've played other than the two most recent are Link to the Past, Oracle of Seasons, and the original LoZ. I briefly started OOT and Majora's Mask, but didn't finish either of them, so i dont have a comparison point for recent 3d games.)

I felt there was a lack of continuity specifically because of the sheika shrines/towers. Did they ever explain why they are gone now? Did they disappear into the depths during the upheaval? Even the divine beasts are missing! I feel like at the bare minimum, Robbie or Purah should have mentioned something, let alone the second gen champions who literally already piloted them.

This is my hottest take, but: Zelda could have stayed a dragon. Don't get me wrong, I love her and am thrilled Ultimate Wife Guy Link got his wife back, but I don't like when stories undermine their Great Sacrifice(tm) like that. Keep in mind, I also think Byleth should have died in FE3H's Crimson Flower route and that the Silver Snow route is a more powerful ending if you don't meet the conditions for Rhea to survive. In stories about sacrifice for some 'greater good,' I am simply not a happy endings person.

All in all, I had fun! I felt much more invested in the story and hurrying to rescue Zelda because I felt so much more attached to all the characters, so I think that was a massive improvement.

[shxtodxroki]

hiiiii!! I saw your request is open so here I am shooting my shot hehe. I'd love to get a matchup with any male characters, so feel free to go wild with the result ♡

I go by "Angel", she/her, omnisexual, 5'2. I'm not really good at describing how I look, so here 2 pics of me (I don't have any picrew of me, so I hope you are fine with me sending you my real pics 😔👉🏻👈🏻) also, a tmi for today : I'm basically blind on my right eye but I refused to wear glasses on daily basis bcs I think I look better without it 😅

moving on to my personality, I'm an ENFP and a proud gryffindor! 🦁❤ I LOVE to talk, I can't handle silence really well bcs it makes me feel awkward. people's first impression of me are usually "she's a b" or "she is annoying" but most of em ended up loving me after they got to know me personally (RUDEEE 😭) ; anyway I actually have a lot of insecurity about myself and easily got depressed over em, but I love to act all confident in front of my friendsㅡ gotta fake it until you make it I guess 😩

for interests, I love doing tarots, playing text-based games, and listening to disney / musical songs. I also enjoy watching thriller/horror movies, sometimes I got scared to the bones tho 💀

another thing about me is I have a chronic insomnia, my earliest bedtime is 8 am (I know its very unhealthy 😭😭😭) sometimes I can go a day or two without sleep, it's crazy how I'm still alive tbh 🥲

OMG I OVERSHARED DIDN'T I? I'm really sorryyyy, this also one of my bad traits. I tend to overshare my life with anyone and anytime. I hope you don't mind :(

well I guess this is it??? thank you for opening up your matchup request. can't wait to read the result aaaa. have a good daaay 🌸

First of all I want to say don’t worry about oversharing at all, the more you tell me about yourself the better I can make your match-up so all the information you included was super helpful for me actually! Thank you for sending in a match-up request, and I hope you enjoy your match-up below :>

I’d Match You With: 

Denki Kaminari!

Reasoning:

I did a lot of thinking with this one, there were a couple of characters I was considering but in the end I felt like Denki fit the best with you. He loves your bold personality and you share a lot of interests, and overall he’s just really infatuated with you and would be the perfect boyfriend to go alongside you :D

Headcanons About Your Relationship:

- Denki is not a big fan of silence either, it makes him feel awkward so between the two of you you’re pretty much always talking about something, there’s never a moment of silence in your relationship :) He even has a list of dumb quotes you’ve both said to each other in his phone because of how much you both talk whenever you're together lol

- If anyone’s ever rude to you or accuses you of being “annoying” or “bitchy” without getting to know, you Denki will 100% stand up for you! He isn’t letting anybody treat you that way and he will immediately get on them about how you’re an amazing, lovely person, and they’re the ones being rude by judging you without even knowing you personally :)

- Denki knows how it feels to put on a confident face and try to “fake it ‘till you make it”, he has a pretty similar mindset himself actually. So he understands how you feel, and he makes sure you know that when you do need to let down those confident walls and show/talk about your insecurities, he’s more than happy to talk with you, to comfort and reassure you (And he hopes you’d do the same for him in return) <3

- Denki is, like, the #1 fan of Disney songs lol, he loves them just as much as you do and the other students around your dorms kinda hate it lol because they always hear you two blasting Disney music and singing along at like 3am

- Denki’s pretty scared of horror movies honestly, but he can have fun watching them if they’re not too scary, so he’ll watch them with you sometimes because he wants to make you happy :) Plus, even though he's pretty scared, he likes being your big strong boyfriend that can protect you if you do end up getting scared, it helps him ignore his own fears lol

- Denki definitely doesn’t stay up as late as you, but he’s no stranger to pulling all-nighters so usually when the two of you have sleepovers together he doesn’t end up falling asleep until at least 5am because he wants to spend as much time with you as he can :)

- Whenever you two pull all-nighters, though, you always follow it up with lots of naps the next day. Even if you have class, Denki can see you starting to get tired and he wants to make sure that you get some sleep now that you’re actually feeling tired, so the second class ends Denki’s dragging you with him to his dorms and piling blankets on top of the two of you as you cuddle and nap together ^^

- Also, you never have to worry about oversharing when it comes to Denki, nothing is oversharing to him when it comes to you. Like I mentioned earlier, he’s happy to listen to you talk about absolutely anything at any time, so never worry about talking too much or telling him too much about something because he wants to know everything he can about you and your life, he just loves you so much <3

Song For Your Relationship:

Shivers by Ed Sheeran :)

[mgentamn]

HORROR MOVIE I JUST WATCHED THAT WAS ACTUALLY GOOD ASF

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RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD NECROPOLIS.

WHATTTTTT. THIS MOVIE WAS SO FREAKING GOOD.

ok so the beginning was intresting cuz like why was uncle charlie just in the car with random russians idek and then they went to this factory. i think it was cool how the 1 russian guy didnt really do anything that stupid in order to become a zombie. like yes you could argue that it was dumb for them to even be there but let's just have fun. the guy was literally just trying to pick the barrel up off of its side. he in no way knew that the substance would have come out like. im so happy that theres finally a horror movie where the characters arent stupid and act like they dk what to do when a weapons on the ground and they see a monster coming right at them. so u dont understand how happy I was when charlie actually shot the zombie and wasn't scared to do that. i Am however a bit confused as to what happened exactly with Julian's parents. Like it just looked like a bolt of lightning and then all of a sudden they were dead/zombies/whatever they were. side note, julian is actually such a good brother to jake omg. ALSO OMG THE LOOPHOLE BETWEEN JAKE PLAYING WITH FIRE AT THE BEGINNING AND THEN HIM USING FLAMETHROWER AT THE END SO COOL WHAT. katie is actually so cool and i love cody like omg hes so smart and i love thst they had everyone they needed in the group. i also loved Carlos i was really rootimg for him to stay alive but dang. I was so upset when he got bitten. I also loved him bc he wasnt scared to shoot ppl like he and cody were the only ones smart enough to bring weapons yesssssssss. everyone was so cool but i will say wtf bc i feel like jake and becky were stupid asf. like yall saw zeke get a fat chunk of his neck bitten off ajd then wanted to act surprised when he started acting crazy. tbh he wouldn't have even been able to get in the car with me bc hes done. but dang they really went in there to save him and he ended up turning on them. I was also gonna call julian stupid but i actually feel so bad for him bc he lost everyone😭 he lost jake his parents zeke carlos and katie like he just couldn't catch a break i feel so bad. And also wtf is up with charlie hes so....... weird. Anyway i also liked that the movie didn't hold off on killing off the characters cause most movies always wanna focus on a happy ending but this one was cool and just let the people go which kept you on your toes so i appreciate that. Like you could never truly be comfortable bc u didnt know who would die next. another thing, why did becky jake and zeke take so long to run to the car. stop trying to fight and just runnnnn what. i thought it was pretty scary when the zombie told katie to send more gaurds and overall the sound design and makeup was actually impressive. like the movie didnt try so hard to be scary that's what i love about it. it had humor but it was just so cool looking and the zombie makeup was actually freaky. whoever was over the soundtrack needs a raise omg i loved everything about it and the characters 10/10 movie ty for not killing off cody bc then i would have actually turned the movie off.,1 last thing why didnt cody and julian pick up more weapons when they were otw to find Julian's parents..... anyways 10/10

[yourqueenb]

1. Were you named after anybody? Nope

2. When was the last time you cried? I shed a few tears like a week or so ago, but the last time I legitimately cried was probably close to a month ago

3. Do you have any kids? No, thank God. I do want kids, just not right now. I have been getting a little baby fever recently though lmao, but I think that’s just because I’m newly engaged 🎉🥰😍💕

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? I think I use it a normal amount

5. What sports do you play/have played? My parents put me in soccer when I was about 4 and I hated it. The other kids were bigger than me + aggressive. And I am not an aggressive person at all. They also put me in tennis lessons when I got a little older, which was fun. I also tried basketball in 8th grade to get out of having to do gym. But again, I am not aggressive so I wasn’t very good. Stuck it out for the whole year though! I took some tumbling classes because I wanted to try out for cheer in high school, but never got very good at it. Plus gymnastics is expensive 😭 So I ultimately ended up being on the dance team instead because I’m honestly a much better dancer and am good at remembering choreo. And yes, dance and cheer are definitely sports 👏🏾

6. What’s the first thing you notice about someone? Tbh I don’t know because I don’t think I really zero in on smaller details regarding people’s physical appearance when I first meet someone. Now that I’m thinking about it, I guess I focus more on their overall demeanor/body language and also their outfits

7. Eye color? Very dark brown. Sometimes I like that and sometimes I wish they were a bit lighter tbh

8. Scary Movies or happy endings? Definitely happy endings. I don’t like scary things at all.

9. Any special talents? I used to be pretty good at nail art. I bought some new nail supplies recently and am trying to get back into it. That’s all I can think of off the top of my head rn

10. Where were you born? Georgia — The Peach State 🍑

11. What are your hobbies? Reading, playing video games/board games/all kinds of games lol, watching tv/movies, and making edits for Choices (albeit on and off, but I still do it 😅)

12. Do you have any pets? Yes and no. This is my answer because my family has a dog who I also consider to be my dog since we got her when I was in high school. However, I don’t live with my family anymore so I don’t get to see or interact with her often. I do want a pet that actually lives with me though, preferably a cat 😌

13. How tall are you? 5’2 (and 3/4 😂). I only know about the 3/4 because the doctor was very specific the last time I went

14. Favorite Subject in School? In grade school, it was Math and Spanish because I’ve always been pretty good at both. In college, it was also probably some of my math courses and Chinese. I guess my brain is wired for numbers and language lol

15. Dream Job? Is it weird that I don’t know at my big age 💀 I used to have a lot of ideas about dream jobs. They really seem to be ever changing for me. But now, I ultimately just want to do something that 1) I enjoy, 2) makes a difference on the world, and 3) that I can still make good money off of

Thank for the tag @they-callme-ami! Tagging anyone because a lot of my mutuals are gone and I’m lazy 😭

belated 15 questions lol, thank you for tagging me @sweet-potatah-pie (check out her beautiful patf fics and art, she's so good fr 🤎🤎🤎)

1. Were you named after anybody? I don't think so but I share a name with a singer who was popping the most when my parents were in their 20s

2. When was the last time you cried? Two days ago 👩🏽‍💻

3. Do you have any kids? No 😎

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Not really

5. What sports do you play / have you played? Nothing of significance, I'm not a sporty gyal

6. What’s the first thing you notice about someone? Hair

7. Eye color? Brown/black

8. Scary Movies or Happy Endings? Happy endings

9. Any special talents? Nope 🥸

10. Where were you born? London

11. What are your hobbies? Writing fics, producing songs, doing art, idk if these count as hobbies but definitley spending way too much time on social media and joblessly walking around central London 😅

12. Do you have any pets? 3 cats 🐱

13. How tall are you? 5"7 or 5"8

14. Favorite subject in school? Socio-Cultural Anthropology 🤎

15. Dream job? Screen actor 🥸

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[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

Hello, I would very much like a rating and ranking of Floyd Leech, the one you did for his twin, Jade, was so beautiful that I had to know what you thought of Floyd

[Referencing this brain rot post!]

when people actually like reading nonsensical brain rot................................................. OTL

Well, since you asked dbshsghwbw I’ll happily provide my thoughts! Just a disclaimer though: I probably won’t be shouting as much about Floyd as I was with Jade, since I much prefer Jade. I still enjoy Floyd a lot but I just like mature characters that hide how truly unhinged they are better.

I’m going to avoid repeating most of the general comments I had for standardized uniforms (see my original post for those) and just focus on Floyd specific aspects of the looks.

***WARNING: I do go in depth about card designs yet to be released to the TWST En server, so please be warned that there ARE spoilers beneath the cut!***

R — School Uniform

Personally, I much prefer the tidy way of wearing a school uniform *coughjwordcough*, but Floyd wears his both loose and surprisingly well. He doesn’t have his vest done all the way, his shirt isn’t tucked in, nor completely buttoned up, and his blazer’s just hanging wide open. Floyd’s pose is also very relaxed, with a hand shoved in a pocket and a big ol’ grin on his face.

Overall, it suits his personality very well! We can see Floyd’s more laidback than his twin and probably takes normal conventions with a grain of salt. He’s definitely the loose cannon between the two, and it is conveyed well in how he composes himself and how he wears his school-sanctioned clothes.

R — PE Uniform

fnksshsvshwvzks WHNEVER I SeE THIS FLoyD ART, I’m just reminded of how I’d dress for my own exercise 😂 I have a habit of tying a jacket or something around my waist, so I see myself in Floyd (or is it Floyd that I see in me?). In any case, I’m kind of biased to this card because I find myself relating to it.

Actually, you can see how nicely layered the PE uniforms can be from how Floyd is modeling it here. Obviously, there’s the tracksuit, but then there’s also the T-shirt and the undershirt. There’s slight variations of this across the other boys, but I appreciate that Floyd’s pose and colors makes it all pretty easy to see.

He’s smiling as always, but it’s a little different from his totally carefree School Uniform smile. Floyd’s expression here seems a little more smug (probably because he’s ready to lay the smackdown on you in some kind of sport or game), but it still maintains a general air of being relaxed. It strikes a nice balance between competitiveness and “I’m just here to have fun”!

One other notable feature of this artwork is???? Because of the shadowing on his shirt, you can kind of see the size/curvature of his booba 😂 I MEAN YOU GET TO SEE THE BARE BOOBA IN THIS EEL MERFORM AnYWAY, BUT IT’S NICE TO LIKE. GET THE TEASE FOR IT???????

R — Scary Outfit

I honestly wish Floyd had a more dynamic pose for his Scary Outfit (and especially since I can imagine him having tons of fun scaring people on Halloween), but I guess there are limits to what can be done for R cards 😔 His smile here is more subdued and sly (it gives very Jade vibes), which I do think is a nice change of pass from his wide, sometimes deranged-looking, smiles.

Sadly, we can’t see the cute little bone bow (which is facing away), so I’m afraid I’ll have to dock points for that... But!! I do like how he is kind of in a lax “scary” pose (mostly because it helps to showcase his laidback attitude for the story events, and it shows off his black nail polish well).

SR — Labwear

BOI.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

The best I can say for Floyd is that he’s wearing his damn safety goggles and gloves. Why is his shirt and lab coat wide open in the middle of a science lab 😭 THAT’S SUCH A MASSIVE SaFETY HAZARD; I’M GETTiNG UNCOMFORTAbLE JUST LOOKiNG At IT??????? mAyBE ITmS JUST MY iNNER AcIENTIST SCREAMINg BUT It’S SO BAD, MY guY........................

That’s not to say that the other boys don’t wear the Labwear worse than Floyd, or that I dislike the art or don’t think it fits his character (in fact, I think it fits him super well; the precarious way he’s holding the test tubes and the beaker without a care in the world is specifically great). It just bdhdbsjsbwosnd bothers me in terms of suspension of disbelief.

I think I much prefer the Groovy to the standard here, if only because the Groovy has Floyd covered in various colors and looking like a mess, which makes me excuse him not following proper lab safety. To me, it just looks like he got knocked down in a paintball fight and is really enjoying himself (and, in that context, it makes me like the Labwear a lot more). Plus... just look at that pure smile!! 🥺 A happy Floyd means one less dead body to clean up after...!

SR — Ceremonial Robes

Floyd’s pose isn’t anything special here, but I really love how the sleeves and other fabric of the robes billows out. It almost gives the illusion that Floyd is taking up more space than he actually is (and, in a sense, he kind of does with his presence and height). He looks like he’s ready to have fun greeting new guppies~ Reeling them in with a lazy grin before he sinks his teeth in...

A bonus of this Floyd art is we get a better look at the gold patterns on the robes. The other cards in this line don’t show the backs, so it helps to make Floyd stand out as the “odd duck” (which, again, really suits him), and also gives fan artists and cosplayers a decent reference for their works 😂

I also gotta say??? I find the placement of the scales on his earrings really satisfying in this art for some reason??? That’s something I really can’t explain why very well... I think maybe because they’re set in such a way that if you were to make the picture move, it would produce a satisfying clacking sound as the scales hit each other.

Okay, take what I said about his standard Ceremonial Robes art and dial it up by 10. The robes really get to shine with Floyd here. Combined with his dancing and the slight upward worm’s eye view angle, we get treated to many of the front-facing details of the outfit (the belt, the magical pen on a chain, the patterns on the underside of the robes, etc.), along with Floyd’s shining face.

SR — Outdoor Wear

Words cannot express how much I adore Floyd’s outdoor wear... The greens and blues, the dorky little eel plushie as the spiritual stand-in for Jade, the visor, the visor and T-shirt with a reference to The Little Mermaid... even the stupid fanny pack somehow works on him. It looks very breezy, easy to move in, and comfortable for camping look there’s even a little flash of his tum!!

This card does a good job of showing us Floyd’s unique sense of fashion—in theory, none of this shit thrown together would work that well, but somehow it does anyway???? He just goes with the flow and has a blast doing it. It makes me a little envious that he can dress and act so carefully, but at the same time I’m happy that he’s enjoying himself.

UM BUT SPe-AKING of WnJOyiNG HimSselF can we talk about that Groovy???? Boy looks like he’s about to commit murder in broad daylight and I am HERE FOR IT. IT’S EVE N BETTER CUz WE geT A NICE phAt JUICY BACK ShOT oF GRIMMU 😤 AnD MUShROOMS 100000000/10, would let Floyd murder me again ❤️

SSR — Dorm Uniform

Not gonna lie, this is the picture I reference when I need help understanding how the Tweels’ hair works..................  I think having Floyd remove his hat for this art is interesting? Unlike Azul and Jade, Floyd usually goes with his gut and just does whatever he likes without much thought to it, so the hat removal here is probably meant to hint that he acts as he wishes and steps out of line more often. The way he has his legs posed is also a bit more whimsical and freeing; you can even see his pant leg ride up a bit to show his socks. Visible socks aren’t really a style that’s popular, so this, again, could play into Floyd being a very unique individual that operates based on his own terms and not on what people expect of him.

Actually, something I’ve noticed about quite a few of Floyd’s uniforms is that because they’re often undone versions of the uniform, it helps give us a better sense of the details and how the different accessories and layers work. Like, Floyd has his blazer open and bowtie undone, so we can see the standard Octavinelle uniform has a cummerbund and suspenders underneath (this can also be viewed in the TWST art book, but it’s nice for people who don’t have that as a resource to see Dorm Floyd for the Octavinelle uniform reference). The freeform way of wearing his very formal dorm uniform is, of course, something that also plays into perfectly illustrating Floyd’s free-spirited personality

This shot is just kdbdjsbsjsjs so nice????? Like... because it’s from a bird’s eye view, you get a little tease of his cleavage... and because of the indoor lighting and the way it reflects off of his eyes, it makes Floyd’s irises seem brighter than they normally are. It gives him a super striking look!! That, paired with the little blep of his tongue... IT’S A KILLER COMBO 😳 AnD THIS IS COMinG FROM SoMEONE WhO SimPs FoR HIS tWIN

As for his Groovy, well. OTL Y-You probably know how I feel about fictional characters with the ability to step on me and kill me with their bare hands... hot I’m pretty sure the context for this scene is that Floyd kicked down a door, not a person, but regardless, his expression is so dark and cold 😳 that sassy hand on the hip... and the lighting just makes it all the more hot ominous................... . . . ..... ... . . . . I think the team really outdid themselves with this one!

SSR — Beans Camo

I’ll reiterate here that I think the beans camo clothes have an extremely ugly pattern, but I concede that the beret and the black jumpsuit underneath is fine; it’s just the camo itself that’s garish and hard to look at. The same goes for Floyd. In this case, him wearing the clothes more loosely (and stacking on so many beans) actually acts as a detriment to him because everything billows and can snag on branches, thus making him a bigger target in the game than he already is (not that he cares). 

ashlbflaiudaupbfoabf The dual wielding is definitely fun for Floyd, and the smaller pea shooter things look less ridiculous than Jade’s single massive one. The angle Floyd’s at is pretty dynamic, too (you get a good shot of his precious footwear lol)! It works well as an action shot with Floyd’s determined expression.

... Okay, this is the part where I rip the bandage off and say I don’t like Beans Camo Floyd’s standard art. I already have a bias against it because it’s the ugly beans camo, but even more than that, the lighting of the artwork comes off as kind of muddy to me? It might be that I’m just not used to seeing the harsh glare of sunlight on that type of clothing, but I asidasudnsad just can’t bring myself to care for it much.

I think the lighting for his Groovy is much better! Very sunny, with all those leaves draping down... It kind of gives me relaxed cottagecore vibes, and the posture doesn’t make the camo flare out too much or take up more space than is needed. It’s nice and compact! This is also a rare moment where we get to see Floyd being genuinely soft and cute (albeit not aimed at us, the player, but at Epel as Floyd talks about how great it’d be to destroy a strong opponent 🎵), so we’ve gotta enjoy it while we still can! The best part of the art is definitely how his cheek squishes when he presses his hand against it~

SSR — Birthday Boy

shbdbasyuda There’s not much for me to comment on this particular card other than??? I think they could have used something more exciting instead of the undone bowtie for one of the key items. The big ol’ shoe pin is ashdbasyudyasda so weird to look at, but it does carry that Floyd “who gives a shit” energy perfectly. The wink and the lazy hand wave are also very cute and help add to the charm of the standard art (and hey, Floyd actually decided to wear his suit kind of properly for once in a blue moon, even if the collar isn’t as high up as it should be).

His Groovy art is also a good reference for hair (I like how saturated and rich the color is under the lounge lights!), but I really don’t like the overall look and composition of the piece. Like, yes, it’s cute that he’s stealing the strawberry off of Jade’s slice of cake, but since Jade’s body is taking up the left side and Floyd is centered, the right side looks weirdly empty and throws off the balance of the entire thing. I do think negative space can be used to make a more effective composition, but in this case, I don’t think it worked. 

I don’t know if this is just me, but... This is one of those instances where Floyd’s face looks a little odd to me? I think it’s something about the mouth shape, because I still think his eyes look nice and the shape is consistent with other artworks. Maybe the mouth just looks a little too narrow or pointed because of the angle???? It’s weird, I can’t really put it into words 💦

SSR — Union Birthday

Finally, we have Union Birthday! I feel like there isn’t much for me to comment on except “it’s weird how the Union Birthday cards all have the boys wearing the clothes the exact same way”, and it really REALLY makes Floyd lose some of his individuality. I do, however, appreciate that his left hand is spread out so we can get a good look at his fingers 😩

Union Birthday’s Groovy art is, in my opinion, far superior to the standard one. Floyd is centered again, but unlike his Birthday Boy Groovy, there’s actually enough detail in the background to make the negative space not look so empty, even when Deuce takes up the left of the image. ADSUFBIAUSOVAVADS HONESTLY DEUCE’S CUTE “WOW I’M SO GLAD I’M STILL ALIVE” FACE IS HALF OF THE REASON THIS GROOVY IS SO GOOD ASDHBASDBOFIAUFLDAIBSDA AND FLOYD’S QUIETLY UNHINGED “YOU’RE LUCKY I HAVEN’T KILLED YOU YET” FACE IS THE OTHER HALF

The way Floyd’s positioned too???? It gives off a menacing aura, with his big body leaning into Deuce’s--but the expression and the light grip in the paper plate on his head give me the impression that Floyd isn’t lashing out immediately, it comes off as more of a slow and cold rage (similar to Jade’s) WHICH IS HONESTLY PROBABLY WHY I THINK IT’S SO H OT ASDJVYASVYOFIAUFLAFIKFUAILBHLKGVKUQFIYLAWUFVUEWOIUO;HGWOI;OAW;NAFLANMF.A/,C;IPA’DG;I; ANY WAY SDFHSJF ASDGUASBLD THIS IS A WAY BETTER GROOVUY THAN BIRTHDAY BOI FLOYD AND I’MS TANDING BY THAT CLAIM

TO SUMMARIZE:

Cards I like both the standard artwork AND the Groovy: Ceremonial Robes, Outdoor Wear, Dorm Uniform

Cards that hurt me on a spiritual level (but still has nice standard and Groovy artwork): Labwear Floyd

Cards I like only the standard artwork: School Uniform, PE Uniform, Birthday Boy

Cards I like only the Groovy: Beans Camo, Union Birthday

Cards I like only because it’s Floyd wearing the clothes and not someone else: Scary Outfit

[bottomvalerius]

Rosy haze, peridot ghosts, and fluorite clouds for the boys 👁👁💜

THANK YOU BESTIE these got a bit long but 😘😘

From these asks here 💎✨

Rosy Haze: Do they react well when they develop feelings for someone and if not why?

Donna:

Despite Donna being full of love, they actually very rarely catch feelings for their bedmates. They’re even hesitant to say they were even dating Sam, despite them being together for over a year. This is because Donna has pretty much the same level of “you are very special to me and I care about you” for everyone they’re long term bedmates with, but these feelings are mostly just platonic and don’t go deeper than a deep connection. With Valerius, it was so much more: it wasn’t just “I care about you” but it turned into a “I want us to build a life together; I want to help you and let you help me; You can see all the ugly, scary parts of me because I trust you, etc.” This was scary to them but it also just felt like the natural progression of where their relationship was heading; the reason they first broke things off with Valerius was because they felt he didn’t feel the same way, and they wanted to guard their heart really (they felt Valerius was ashamed of them, and it hurt them)— however, once he pled his case and showed he felt the same way, that he was willing to break all rules of decorum for them, they weren’t scared of their feelings anymore and embraced them :’)

Sam:

[LOUD HISSING AND CLAWING AND SCREAMING] Sam and feelings don’t mix……….. that well. LMFAO especially romantic ones. I think I’ve mentioned before that Sam is honestly closer to being aromantic; he just doesn’t really catch feelings like that, and like Donna, treats all of his partners with the same level respect and care. Some he’s closer to than others, but overall he really doesn’t develop feelings like that.

Damien:

[MORE SCREAMING AND HISSING AND SPITTING] Due to Damien’s Plans™️, he feels he can’t ever develop real feelings for anyone. The thought of it genuinely makes him nauseous, and he represses any growing feelings he may have for any of his partners (this is not the same as Sam; for Sam, they just don’t really develop at all while Damien’s do and he squashed them). This is especially difficult with Antony; as I’ve said, Damien genuinely cares for and adores Antony, but he keeps him a certain distance to avoid fully going head over heels (even though the thought is very tempting to run away and elope) With Valdemar breathing down his neck too, it’s very vital (to him) to keep things strictly sexual; his partners need to be head over heels for him, not the other way around.

The others are undercut due to length!

Peridot Ghosts: What kind of things get them frazzled or anxious? Do they tend to handle them well or get swept up in the moment?

Donna:

Being lied to, being looked down on, losing control of a situation, making mistakes/being wrong about something, anything related to their parents/childhood, loud, drunk people/crowds are all the major stressors for them (among others). As mentioned in the other post, in the moment it may seem like Donna handled it well, but once they’re alone or away from the situation, they fall apart completely 😭

Sam:

Having anything brought up about his childhood, specifically any discussions of his mom/motherhood, losing control, death, being betrayed, people snooping around his business, people trying to control him; these all frazzle him, some more than others, and again his reaction to stress is to run away to be alone and unpack it and or finding a way of distracting himself lmfao though if it’s family related, he’s more likely to just withdraw completely and not reach out to anyone until he feels he’s better.

Damien:

Anyone speaking down to him, anyone insulting Valerius and or Donna, losing control, being deemed a freak/monster, being deemed a failure, objectively if he’s ever made fun of, anyone figuring out/speculating about his secrets (specifically having to do with his disappearance; he goes into hysterics if anyone implies he ran away willingly); he completely shuts down and flies into a panic when these things happen, and he can get very violent as a reaction 😬😬

Fluorite Cloud: If they had the opportunity, would they prefer to know what’s going to happen in the future or not? Why?

Donna:

Pre-plague, they definitely would as they’d think it would be very boring LMFAOO POST-PLAGUE and post game events, they’d rather not. They don’t even fully know their past— they can’t think of the future like that.

Sam:

Sam is old and accomplished. Sam doesn’t need to know the future; he wants whatever’s next for him to be a surprise 😌

Damien:

Yes, and he scries often, though he’s never given the full picture, which he finds frustrating. As I’ve mentioned, he has looked into all the M6’s alternative endings, and it influences his own choices and how he treats them. However, his main concern is whether he will reach his goals or if he will be taken out beforehand, making his future a big concern for him.