#it was actually pretty funny

[premaritalhug]

Not to brag but....

[puppygirldick]

Had a homeless guy misgender me then watched another big dude come out of his trailer like "you got somethin to say? Dick girls are hot" *pointing at me and my gf* within the span of a minute

[pealeii]

DUDE I WAS LOOKING THROUGH THE CDs AT HALF-PRICE BOOKS AND I SAW TUCK EVERLASTING AND I LITERALLY ALMOST SCREAMED UNTIL I REALIZED IT WAS THE MOVIE SOUNDTRACK I HATE MY LIFE

[skyward-floored]

Who knew I’d actually enjoy a movie called teen beach movie

[imhereonthekitchenfloor]

Yesterday I was playing croquet with my family. (If you haven't played imagine mini golf except you have to get through all the hoops around the course.) There is a optional second game where after you finish you can play "poison" and if you hit someone they are out of the game. There are 6 people in the game. I am poison and take out 4 people. My little sister gets poison and throws herself to the end of the course. When it was finally the two of us she hit me and took me out. SHE MADE ME TAKE OUT EVERY PERSON IN THE GAME SO SHE COULD SWOOP IN AND TAKE A VICTORY.

[gokkyfanboy]

btw I had a dream that it was 2001 and that I was in an arranged marriage. then I witnessed 9/11 while with a group of friends. I remember feeling all sorry for myself and being all “nobody here understands me… my parents forced me to be married to a grown man… we didnt even have a wedding”

then I was more concerned on the fact that I couldnt see what was happening and the people I was with told me not to walk 12 blocks to the twin towers

[derpxp]

I broke my sky kid ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡

[scarletbrownies]

Have some daily brainrot/j

GET HUS ASS OUT OF HERE WHAT IS ADACHI DOING HERE IM CRYING

[spookberry]

this came to me in a vision

[shybreadgarden]

My new boss gave me a book (nice) and I said “oh I might know this book” and she said “it ~is~ queer” and I was like oh I’ve been clocked on my second fucking day

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF Mikes talk about their extended family..

[sunsestart]

This felt true to his character

For some reason

Adding the original image here cause I just painted on top of it lol😭😭

[chubs-deuce]

Alastor may dislike new age tech but that doesn't mean he doesn't have his sources lol

[lylahammar]

Zorella, the centaur pop queen ✨

Thank you to everyone who helped me by voting on her final design in the poll from last week! I'm so so so happy with how she turned out 🥰

[cozylittleartblog]

New Family Speedrun 00:09.12 (World Record Not Clickbait???)

[dorenarox]

Cheap.