#it was a lot funnier in my head
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blorbohoarder Ā· 6 months ago
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it was funnier in my head
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foileadeux Ā· 2 years ago
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pale king addresses the allegations
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maxiwaxipads Ā· 6 months ago
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Knights Who Carry Objects Around
Arupek - ā€œHow am I able to carry it all the time?ā€ ā€œThatā€™s easy~! If you like something a lot, a little pain isnā€™t going to stop you.ā€ Arupek - ā€œBut I have a department right inside my jacket! See?ā€
(Arupek, approaching you like a dealer in an alleyway)
Arupek - ā€œHehehā€¦ Would you like one of these bad boys!?ā€
Arupek, who opens his jacket to reveal multiple water guns!
He takes off his hat to reveal a smaller water gun...!?
He takes the card out of his sleeve...
ā€¦to reveal another water gun!?
Tuxam - ā€œItā€™s retractable.ā€
A simple answerā€”as expected from an inspiring gentleman!
Chaco - ā€œYou can ride it. You can sit on it. You can even ram SEEDs with it.ā€ ā€œIf you approach them in a certain angleā€¦ bwamnh! Skin and insidesā€”everywhere!ā€ Chaco - ā€œBashing it senselessly into a SEED is also an option, but I donā€™t want to harm the painting job, no?ā€ Pikero - ā€œIā€™ll have someone else carry it.ā€ Hangyon - ā€œLili isnā€™t an object~ā€ ā€œFor your transgression, the interest rate will be 100%!ā€
Badobarm shares the same sentiment.
Kurode - "It's the cost of being an iPad kid." "I have to carry it around forever. It can never escape my hands."
Merold - ā€œ(Sigh) I donā€™t know what I was thinkingā€”carrying around such a big baton...ā€ Merold - ā€œBut look at me now. Without the pains of having to carry a big ol' thing all day.ā€
Rimicha - "Heheh... I thought about this before~ So I added belts to my outfit!"
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elibean Ā· 1 year ago
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I learned how to edit videos for the purposes of this shitpost
(audio taken from 50% off episode 10, can be watched here)
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beardedhandstoadshark Ā· 2 years ago
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Which OC canā€™t stop making bad puns at inappropriate times?
Couldā€™ve just answered this like a normal person. Hereā€™s a whole badly made comic page instead.
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Get rickrolled :)
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monsterwithasweater Ā· 2 years ago
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he says hello
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totalfreakingloser Ā· 1 month ago
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in honor of national coming out day Iā€™ve decided to gather all my courage to share Iā€™ve changed from being 24 and am now identifying as 25
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astrallar Ā· 1 year ago
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"the WHAT"
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poorly-drawn-mdzs Ā· 2 months ago
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ā€˜Poseidon left a party in Ethiopia because the sea vibes went rancid after Odysseus set sailā€™ feels like a bit I would make up, but no. That actually happened.
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zivazivc Ā· 8 months ago
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do you think freesia and jd would ever get back together? or will they stay sort-of friends?
I'm not going to lie, I kinda like the idea of them starting to date again and seeing where it takes them. šŸ™ˆ freesia sneaked into my heart for some reason (she kind of started this new trend of mine where i make ocs that were created to be dicks and then me just getting protective of them and trying to reason out their awful behavior kasjsdj)
also their ship already has a #1 hater and #1 supporter, both of which are doing it for the wrong reasons...
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sgt-tombstone Ā· 2 months ago
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Soap, texting: they stole my blood, LT
Ghost: they what?
Soap: they stole my fucking blood šŸ˜”
Ghost: did you have to get bloodwork done?
Soap: nae, they took my blood and they wonā€™t give it back šŸ˜¤
Ghost: fuckin hell Soap, stop being a menace at medical
Soap: aye youā€™re one to talk
Ghost: not another word sergeant
Gaz: you guys realize this is a group chatā€¦ right?
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egelskop Ā· 2 years ago
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face time
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stringbeanartist Ā· 11 months ago
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Oo-oo-oa-oa
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robotsafari Ā· 5 months ago
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rescue operation going real smoothly
bonus under the cut:
aqua will never be ballinā€”
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OH MY GOD SHES BALLIN ā€¼ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļø
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a-teacup-of-golden-cracks Ā· 1 year ago
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System whose collective name is James because all the headmates are named Jame send post
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rinwhore Ā· 21 days ago
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