#it was a great yap session with the gang

[witchescollection]

not Dionysus telling me mid self care ritual to get a glass of wine lol

[lucky-ducky006]

Ok I think I’ve figured out my headcanons for the uppercrust siblings. Well, this is actually more like a yap session about the family in general (I did take some ideas/inspo from a few people who replied to my previous post about the siblings so I wanna credit them)

Nicole: older sister (36)

Jack: oldest brother (35)

Wade: second oldest brother (33)

Hannah: younger sister (31)

I pulled these names out of my butt based on vibes but this is what I’m going with. Nicole is a professional makeup artist and owns a business, Jack is a lawyer, Wade is an owner of an expensive clothing line, and Hannah is a pediatrician. It is very obvious by their ages that Bradley is an accident child 😭😭

I think Bradley would look up to his older brothers a lot but because of their age gap he could never get close to them. He got a lot of attention being the baby but as he got older and his siblings moved out things got really quiet so he developed a need for attention.

Since he had gotten so much attention from his siblings his parents kinda neglected him outside of necessities and being tired of parenting so they just let him do whatever (unless it affected them negatively or had the potential to) and this didn’t go well when his siblings moved out and he craved that attention and validation. That’s when he started picking up hobbies and sports and trying to be the very best at everything so he could get that validation. And the popularity he got from being such a great athlete was cool and all but he couldn’t let himself feel proud of himself unless his parents were.

His parents wouldn’t come to any sort of games or matches because they’re so busy but occasionally Bradley’s siblings gang up on them and guilt them into going to see him. His siblings make it when they can and make sure to be super supportive and they always take him somewhere to get like milkshakes or something to spoil him.

Sometimes Bradley would get randomly picked up from school by Hannah and she would spoil him rotten. She spoils him the most out of all of the siblings and is the closest to him. He goes to her for emotional support most of the time.

His brothers are a little distant from him but still love him and are willing to be dragged into Hannah’s schemes.

His oldest sister, Nicole, would probably be the most distant since she’s the oldest and as a teen she was in her “I hate my family” phase. But when she grew out of that she would be a good sister where she could. (Despite her angsty teenage girl phase she couldn’t help but adore him when he was little and would love on him a lot.)

Ok ok I’m sorry this is so disorganized but that’s all I have for rn. Feel free to add on.

[f1-disaster-bi]

Wow you wrote soooo much last night 🥹🥹🥹🩷🩷🩷 (beware of my rambling 😂😂😂)

All of norrix was awesome 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼 them getting gifts for each other always trying to be there as much as posible and in any posible way 🩷🩷🩷 also lando helping with photos and album art is great i guess he would also have a lot of fun with that 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼 and lando bringing martin to Golf 😍😍😍 max f and carlos would definitely include him in no time 🩷🩷🩷 The new part of the obvious au has got me thinking so much i love it 😍😍😍

Lando reading his and max's children stories and doing all the voices was very cute 🥹🥹🥹 i'm sure he did that for his nieces already 😂🩷

I loved Charlie worrying over lando's fingers it was so soft and sweet 🩷🩷🩷 And the charlando birthday was the exact opposite 🥵😂

The two new whumtobers were fantastic 🤯 his little son trying to protect lando 😭😭😭 and then bamf lando in prison 😈 i'm not convinced he will be there forever 🤔

And then the return of the ducklings 🥰🥰🥰 i always loved them sooo much 😭😭😭 one of them making it to f1 while lando is still there is so cute 🩷🩷🩷 everyone would definitely question why they are so familiar with each other and constantly yapping on the gossip bus or debriefing whenever they are together after a session or a race 😂😂😂

Also your cats are adorable and hilarious 😂😂😂🩷🩷🩷

Thank you! I am glad you enjoyed everything I wrote and got out the other night 💖🥺

I'm glad I got to write a lot of norrix and focus on their relationship dynamic and little things they do for each other, and ho they know how important each others friends are 🥹

I really wanted to go soft for the Norstappen so them and their little twin boys. Just Max watching his Lando being a great dad and knowing both of his sons will know nothing but unconditional love from them both and being in awe of their family 😭😭

I really went from sweet and fluffy to spice with the Charlando 😂

The Little Bean au fic is one I've been wanting to write for a while and might turn into a bigger fic (so that drabble might be rewritten at some point) but little three year old Leo seeing his Dada hurt and just knowing he had to protect him, even if that means growing and hissing at Daniel to keep his Daddy away from them!

Prison Lando au is one I love and adore. It's a small au from a long time ago now. Just Lando going through a horrible childhood, getting into a gang and being betrayed, and having to learn to be the baddest, craziest fucker on the yard to stop people trying to hurt him.

And yes Ducklings!

Lando and the new rookie being close would absolutely baffle the press and the world, but Lando would literally continue the whole "huh? What? Nah, wasn't me mate" routine despite Sky F1 literally having video snd photo proof from the paddock of Lando and the rookie being close 😂😂

[duxkem69]

YAP SESSION ABOUT KICK ASS [SPOILER]

So this is one of my favorite movies of all time. If you don't know what Kick Ass is I'll explain it to you. Kick Ass is a 2010 superhero movie about a 15 year old boy named Dave Lizewski who is a comic book nerd he

questions why no one has ever tried to be a superhero so he sets off to do it. He gets a wet suit,yellow gloves, brown timberland boots, and a pair of two dark green batons. He's completely lacking in fighting skills or basically any muscles but he is brave. During his first mission he gets stabbed and hit by a car so he has metal plates put in his body and has fucked up nerve endings. After he recovered he managed to save a man from gang violence even though he took a beating himself he is now popular as kick ass and has to deal with everything after it. So now I'm gonna say everything I liked about this movie. First of all out of any superhero movie I've ever watched this is the most realistic one I've ever watched other than hit girl and big daddy's fighting skills + Kick Ass should have never survived his first failure this movie is very realistic. The only superhero movie that competes with it on that level is Super [2010] which I will surely talk about someday. Second I love the fights even though every hit girl or big Daddy fight other than Hit Girl vs Frank D'Amico are unrealistic they still are very enjoyable. Kick Ass vs The three goons is legit one of my favorite fights in fiction. I'll explain why now first of all Kick Ass does a realistic amount of damage think about it he's a 15 year old boy with a pair of batons vs 3 grown gang men. Yet he still manages to get some good hits in. Realistically You wouldn't beat 3 gang men if you were in his position. He did not let the man he was saving down. Sure he accidentally hit him twice but he saved him nonetheless. My third thing here I don't want to talk that much about it but specifically his personality I relate to Dave so much. Irl My personality is a lot like his. Speaking of Dave he is one of my favorite main characters ever. Dave is a relatable guy he is also a nice guy. Speaking of his kindness this man is a true hero. This man will go into fights he knows he has no chance of winning just to save someone. Dave didn't have a tragic backstory. Dave didn't have some complex motivation. Dave helps people because it's the right thing to do. Dave is a good person. This movie has great pacing by the way. Like perfect pacing. It's not too fast and it's not too slow. It also manages to keep my attention the whole way through, and when it's trying to be this movie is funny. I love this movie so much and if you haven't watched it you need to.

[abubblingcandle]

NADDPOD Last Lines

Emily mentioned a compilation of all the last lines before “And that’s where we end our session” and so I thought why not! 

Spoilers of course if you are not up to date 

Ep 1 - Oh my god there's so many knots, it's so knotty

Ep 2 - Moonshine immediately goes over and starts skinning some of the scales off so she can make a cute bandana

Ep 3 - And is that the Bullywug royalty? 

Ep 4 - And Moonshine dives in Baywatch style

Ep 5 - You guys get off into the swamp with the Green Teens

Ep 6 - And as you say that, it cracks

Ep 7 - I bend this guy over and knee him in the face

Ep 8 - BT: Guys I think the Jamboreen's cancelled. HS: Its definitely cancelled

Ep 9 - You see he's already working on something else, just reading a book and ignoring you

Ep 10 - Skulus we hardly knew ye 

Ep 11 - Skunkbug waves goodbye to you guys and you ride out of town as this giant building explodes and the bubble knights rush to it but you guys use the cover of night to escape and leave the city

Ep 12 - As Tonathon is being thrown like a baby you guys kinda comfort mutilated and depressed Beverly 

Ep 13 - I drop the three coffees I am holding

Ep 14 - That's your mum kid

Ep 15 - You can also see torchlight coming from the castle and torches all around the ruins

Ep 16 - I jump in and buckle myself in infront of his lap

Ep 17 - DM: I spared you Elias. HS: Oo you son of a bitch

Ep 18 - Like two rival gangs you guys stare each other down

Ep 19 - He gives you the crick water and you guys share a drink

Ep 20 - Hardwon takes the wheel as you guys fly off, I would say into the night but it is daytime, you fly off into the day

Ep 21 - In stark contrast to the west, where something clearly ain't right 

Ep 22 - I am Elias Stormborn, aka Hardwon Surefoot, bastard of the mountain, pride of the dwarfanage, the heart of Irondeep and I need your help

Ep 23 - But you see Cobb held in this mini tornado which then hovers over the open sky

Ep 24 - You guys stand toe to toe, sizzling water underneath you

Ep 25 - You got that right... I spore her real quick

Ep 26 - Cobb lead it on a chase but bring it back here 

Ep 27 - I back up, I'm out

Ep 28 - Welcome home baby 

Ep 29 - Beverly fires up the grill, there's a big celebration and plenty of brown to go around 

Ep 30 - Later Jarn. Keep it sleezy

Ep 31 - Apple fucking drags all of these unconscious adventurers into bed 

Ep 32 - DM: No it didn't I assumed she had it. MC: Oh right, sweet

Ep 33 - If you could just send that in the mail later? 

Ep 34 - As you make your way through the strange, cold foreign city towards keep Vinril to attempt to infiltrate the wedding welcome party and find Gemma Bronzebeard

Ep 35 - She did kiss me 

Ep 36 - You see this kid with this skull mask and this giant hooked sword comes out and takes Beverly and him and all of these skeleton kids head into the chapel

Ep 37 - Hey I'd cry if I looked like that too 

Ep 38 - And then there will be chaos and we will bring order

Ep 39 - I'm gonna need to borrow your ship

Ep 40 - Brother Hirog, our leader, inspired us. He has the fire touch and he will lead us to greatness 

Ep 41 - The band of boobs heads off again into the tundra towards the valley of the frigid death

Ep 42 - Anyone else like kinda flattered by being called sweet meat so much? 

Ep 43 - I have the featherfall ring, if I hold hands with people does that help a little bit? 

Ep 44 - Dragon you say? Come again? 

Ep 45 - Let's go kill some chosen

Ep 46 - DM: Hardwon Surefoot is shrinking. MC: I'm not gonna tell him. BT: I tug on the rope. 

Ep 47 - She takes her axe and she starts sharpening her rapier

Ep 48 - I pull down my pants and throw a javelin at him 

Ep 49 - And the mastlift starts travelling to the gnome section of Freespire

Ep 50 - But on the wind you catch the faintest hint of baby's breath and lavender 

Ep 51 - You guys begin descending the steps towards the old Court, towards Beverly Snr, Queen Cirilla and angels? 

Ep 52 - Yo, my bag brother way to fucking go! 

Ep 53 - You jacknife through and Beverly Snr follows

Ep 54 - And that's kind of my fault, I pat Galad's head

Ep 55 - You guys see smoke and hear activity in the distance like there is a settlement, or a town, or perhaps a court

Ep 56 - Really wish I brought a jacket

Ep 57 - Ah shit we tackle him

Ep 58 - And Beverly cannonballs into the plane of shadows 

Ep 59 - Where'd the bullet come from? I trace the trajectory

Ep 60 - Can I borrow this pinstripe vest? 

Ep 61 - With that you guys all begin heading towards Our Lady of Penance to talk to the revanants, the Knights of Penance

Ep 62 - You don't have long and you have a yapping bear cub possum Hardwon and your hands

Ep 63 - I'm so excited to finally have guests! 

Ep 64 - *sigh* It's good to come home

Ep 65 - He pulls you into the heavenly abyss

Ep 66 - DM: Suddenly a giant tentacle shoots up over the ship and a kraken emerges from below the boat. BT: They sold us a lemon! 

Ep 67 - You guys all take off towards Ember Heaven and Galad Rosel

Ep 68 - You see a lightning bolt come out of the sky and a few second later, thunder

Ep 69 - She brings you guys all in for a big group hug

Ep 70 - I have to look away so the tears don't ruin the pages

Ep 71 - You see sixteen teams left

Ep 72 - That's the symbol of the chosen

Ep 73 - You hear Akarot and his minions walking upstairs, waiting for you guarding the throne 

Ep 74 - You look out at the crowd, high elves and crick elves celebrating together and your father looking on at you proudly 

Ep 75 - Normally a two handed weapon, she easily wields one in each hand

Ep 76 - Moonshine, in this moment as she goes into the portal her eyes look clear

Ep 77 - On the fence, misspelled, is a sign that says Fort Rust 

Ep 78 - I'll keep my hair up just in case

Ep 79 - Who the hell was that? 

Ep 80 - You see he draws his sword, the same sword he used that day

Ep 81 - I don't think you are going to like this musk very much