cheesebeanmilk
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CJ. Her/She. Writer. Bi Disaster and I can't like anything in moderation. New obsession every other week. Header is from my boy @sebjir
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Sometimes I remember that "I'm so fucking normal right now" is a line from disco elysium. like that's such a sentence from a tumblr post to me but no. harry du bois said that. out loud. he would do numbers on here
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me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it
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i'm full of love but i also have the hater's curse and once a day i gotta say some bitchy shit or i'll explode
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“don’t let it bother u” baby i’m gonna be bothered by this for the next 10 years
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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional
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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
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they sacked my fucking fiefdom. it's so over. i'll never be able to afford the king's taxes. i don't have a single fucking asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex ability🫣
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In my restless dreams.. I’m so fucking lost
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got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.
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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg
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Girl who cares so much it makes her sick: whatever I don’t even care
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can you watch me while the light leaves my eyes
#me everytime I have to take my makeup off#I need someone to peer pressure me of somethin I fuckin hate doing it
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Waking up feeling like shit and giving myself grace like
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