#it two

[this-is-a-podcast-fanblog]

"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

[skipppppy]

I think she’d respect his methodology

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

[moodsandtenses]

There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

[spacecatlivesonthemoon]

[paper-mario-wiki]

in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

[damazcuz]

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

[witchhickx]

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

[michameinmicha]

Stumbled upon this random ship (in a fandom im not active in myself) that has like 150 works on ao3 which are all from just two people gifting each other fics about this pairing back and forth and theyve been doing it for 3 years... i think thats true love probably

[brightbluedot]

to succeed in adult friendship you must remember the key tenets of child friendship:

Play Toys

Play Pretend

Snack Time

[schistcity]

ohhh… you guys are like… STUPID stupid

[francisforever2014]

how it feels knowing that loneliness is still time spent with the world

[incohorace]

what studying literature feels like

[marlynnofmany]

If that doesn't have potential for some fairytale nonsense, I don't know what does.

[girldraki]

this is insane