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"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(
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I think she’d respect his methodology
#i love this trope. all two versions of it#petrigrof#billford#fiddleauthor#gravity falls#adventure time#bill cipher#golbetty#betty grof#simon petrikov#ice king#simon x betty#ford pines#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#old man mcgucket
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#us elections#us politics#us election#disclaimer: i fucking know that the trump voters and harris herself are more at fault#i know they both suck#voting harris in would’ve still been some form of damage control. it was always gonna be either her or trump whether you like it or not#now you’ve chosen the greater of two evils. the guy who said israel should finish the job. well done
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the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.
#listen in my defense i bought 4 peaches and they are going to get oversoft in 2 days and i only ate two of them rn#that's discipline! that's control!#........#i will probably end up eating the other two in the middle of the night huh
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There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"
#Dracula#Dracula Daily#(listen I know there was significantly more overlap between the two in a lot of folkloric antecedents)#(but it's STILL funny reading from this end of things)
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in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.
#video#serial experiments lain#this is related to TWO different things ive posted about today#which is serial experiments lain and gay bar by electric six#and it reminded me of this
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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination
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Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)
#corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures#theyre the same picture#house md#gregory house#mean girls#transition
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to succeed in adult friendship you must remember the key tenets of child friendship:
Play Toys
Play Pretend
Snack Time
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what studying literature feels like
#it’s always one of these two.#either i have a great point in my head i just can’t express it right or i have OUGHDGDHHD in my head and i need to make that useful…….#pip squeaks#literature
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my beautiful children who are the same age as me
#gravity falls#mabel pines#dipper pines#mystery twins#actually they are two years older than me but that's close enough in age to be a part of their blunt rotation#my art#fanart
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this is insane
#txt#please check the notes for a palestinian family's gofundme#Guys. Them calling the trunk space in the front of the car the ‘frunk’ is NOT the issue here#Addressing some other comments: NOBODY IS KIDNAPPING SOMEONE IN A FUCKING CYBERTRUCK#THE ONLY VEHICLE MORE CONSPICUOUS IS THE FUCKING OSCAR MAYER WEINERMOBILE#PLEASE THINK FOR TWO SECONDS
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lbr he doesnt stand a chance against a real clownoisseur
#do u think a decade of this made him kill jason todd#dick grayson#robin#batman#the joker#dc comics#mart#thinking about the joker painstakingly painting his lil egg and shipping it off#and clowns international is so repulsed it gets rts two weeks later#eddie makes fun of him for it so joker tries to kill him on live television
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big brother duties are never over
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#touden siblings#falin touden#laios touden#posts for the first time in two years and it's a different fandom#dungeon meshi fanart
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