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My cat does this thing where if she's on a blanket, she starts kneading and looking for random parts of it to suck on.
It's the cutest thing in the world.
#shut up kelly#unsanitary#cats#snuggy woo#my cat#my mom says it's because she's still a baby#it sounds like she's kissing it
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she cut her hair 😔
#BARK BARK BARK#george russell#alex albon#formula one#f1#rule 63#2363#yeahg... theres a long sequence in my head of george showing up one day w her haircut and everyone gets whiplash#which is understandable she had the longest hair for the longest time. noone expected this scenario#and alex is like what tha flip georgie... in a way that sounds negative (it isnt. shes just surprised. galex common miscommunication trope)#and george is like oh my god you HATE it im going to KILL myself#and alex is like youre so fucking stupid jesus christ. you look awesome. etc etc kiss etc etc#ANYWAY LOL i love long ass hair georgie and pixiecut georgie just the same 🙏#random eurotruck mention sharl helps her cut her hair 😋 needa bring that diva up more often#ok goodnight. dream of george yuri tonight#my art#AND alex going wrong scissor action LOL
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I know this is the horny blog, but rest assured that about 89% of my daydreams revolve around cuddling, resting your head on your lover's shoulder, hearing their breathing, pushing each other into lakes, listening to them ramble on about topics they're excited about, picking them up after work to go home or on a date-
#she speaks#i am craving a relationshipppp#like yeah sex sounds fun but what about other kinds of intimacy? what about holding hands under the table and little kisses on the nose and
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She came up with a new activity
#snake#snakes#Hognose#hognoses#pets#In her defense I also didn't realize the reason she couldn't move it at the end was because her tail was no longer under the basket#So instead of sliding over her it just bumped into her and was stuck#to her credit she did listen to me and follow my directions! But neither of us realized the problem.#ah it was cute while she did it#she was going a bit before I started recording#she comes up with silly fun activities#i should let her play with the hammock again#it's funny when she found it she'd gesture to me with her head when she wanted me to lift it and put it down#and it was like a weird elevator parachute game#i think she might have been extra delighted she was able to communicate her wants to me and I did them#We both got practice with that the other day when we played climbing ball#I misunderstood a few times#she is much more patient and less easily frustrated than her sister#she was asking for climbing ball and I thought she was asking for kisses#i did eventually figure out what she actually wanted#i suppose it helps she likes kisses too#when i say kisses I'm not putting my lips on her#I let her flick her tongue at the tip of my nose and make little kiss sounds at her#she either understands this is affection or otherwise likes it#Because she will often go to my nose and I'll give her kisses like this#I don't kiss her because the bacteria and stuff in my human mouth could be dangerous for her#I know reptiles and such can also have salmonella#But I'm really not worried about that part tbh as I keep my girls pretty clean#They are princesses#And know it
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Big fan of Hiccup got kissed by his long time crush and was just kinda like 'well that just happened' Haddock and the idea of Astrid being the one getting kind of flustered bc she's not used to such open displays of affection and really took a leap with Hiccup
#hiccstrid#fandom notion that young hiccups like. shy (??) easily flustered is funny and confusing bc his entire childhood#sounds like it was a series of very public fuck ups i think hes immune to embarrassment#also i think astrids a very private person when it comes to open displays of affection both personally and bc its like a cultural thing#yeah she kissed hiccup in front of a crowd twice in the first two movies but that was right after he almost died#httyd#hiccup haddock#astrid hofferson#t4t hiccstrid#relevant. to ME#hiccstrid headcanon#deyas dragons#moth.txt
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i'm breaking my silence, Jecka is a lesbian to me
#she has comphet#it takes her a while to come to terms with it#in canon she does kiss girls and enjoys it and goes to pride to kiss girls#yet every story she has of being with guys it always sounds like harrassment and she just wanted something but didnt enjoy it#so it's not too out there to say she has comphet and can be a lesbian#ofc head canon her how u want#this is just my truth 😔
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cannot believe this has to be said but percy did not owe annabeth a confession or initiating a relationship with her after she kissed him in botl, it was not his fault that he landed in ogygia and calypso fell for him, and he did nothing wrong by hanging out with rachel (who is his FRIEND!!!!!) during the months after. he was not playing with annabeth's feelings, he was a kid with low self-esteem that was busy worrying about saving the world and potentially fucking dying in the process. genuinely what the hell is wrong with some of you
#percy jackson#annabeth chase#pjo#hoo#idk how to explain but i blame Booktok and its fucking consequences for this being a take i've seen multiple times on that app lmao#hate to say this i really do......but you guys would realize how creepy you sound if the roles were reversed lol.#AND she was still interacting with him the same way she did prior to the kiss so like what was he supposed to think. elaborate please :)
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A thousand bodies piled up I never thought would be enough To show you just what I've been thinking
#a ship so good it made me edit to mcr lyrics. save me#i thought i was cooking while making the gifs but now however i have no idea what i birthed#so i send this out into the world and let you kind ppl in my phone interpret it as you wish#agatha all along#agathario#aaaedit#tvedit#marveledit#marvelgifs#agatha harkness#rio vidal#kathryn hahn#aubrey plaza#agatha x rio#mcuedit#mine#my gifs#it was the total absence of sound in agatha's death scene that brought this on btw. and ''kiss goodbye'' ofc#and i'm in a phase where i listen to bullets A LOT lately#any song is sort of a puzzle where you can take bits and read diff meanings into them i love the way it's constructed man#the text in the post i threw in the last second in relation to agatha#i mean she did send thousands of bodies rio's way... what a way to show your love girl! romance!#the hug in ep4 did feel like a goodbye actually. a sweet tender one. and then in ep8 the dramatic its-over-forever one#UGHHHH anyways#reliving-the-death-of-your-loved-one angst hits Hard when death is an entity that can manipulate time/percieves it differently#how long was the kiss + the aftermath of it in her perspective?#''i stared as this moment was held for me'' fr#(i am not okay i am rambling)#ik rice is wedding imagery but like. if you can have the kiss of death why not have the wedding of death while you're at it#ANYWAYS. UUUGHHHHHHHHHH
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behold. more gay horses
#my art#fanart#mlp#fluttershy#applejack#flutterjack#im sticking with flutterjack it sounds like the main one JBJHSDF#anyways wghen ur too nervous to ask for a kiss but also too nervous to give a kiss#aj is being patient tho and seeing if she can do it#( spoiler alert: she cant )#dsjhbfs
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Odysseus is the type of guy who oozes rizz and can and will say the sweetest shit to Penelope and revels in her being happy with it ("You're beautiful in red" when she blushes. THAT type of cheesy bullshit. Have you READ the shit he says to her in the Odyssey?) but if she gives it back, he just freezes and Odysseus.exe stops working. Especially since he was the one doing all the flirting in the beginning until she finally chills out and "allows" herself to have a crush.
Penelope: ...You know, I don't really know if your name fits you. Odysseus: Oh? You don't think "Pain in the ass" is a good fit? Penelope: It definitely is...But...I don't know. Maybe it's because when I think of you, I don't think of pain, I think of joy... Yeah, instead of "pain giver", you're a giver of joy."Joy Giver" perhaps? Odysseus:
Penelope: ...Are you okay? Odysseus: *completely red and continues to make a high-pitched squeaking sound like air being let out of a balloon*
He gets more used to it as they get further along in their marriage but in the beginning, this guy was screaming into his pillows and kicking his feet and twirling his hair and being stupid :D
#He's like one of those huge ass frogs that stand up all weird and just screech “REEEE" whenever she gives affection back at first#He's “dead”. His soul has left his body#“Ugh. BE MY WIFE”#like I know I have Odysseus being the “romantic” one currently in my stuff that I've shared but it's just that he was all in from the#beginning but it took her longer to “warm up to it”/believe it. Also with her being SICK in my fic right now. she's not able to do much#but she's just as lovey dovey and cuddly. she's just SICK right now and she was in denial in the beginning.#*kissing his face a bunch while he's sleepy* “You decide to attack me when I'm at my weakest?” *makes a loud “Mwah” sound on his cheek*#I love them soooooo much#odypen#Mad rambles#shot by odysseus#my headcanons#Water Wife
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here's the thing. laudna would have stopped it. if she knew delilah was about to fracture the gnarlrock. if she could parse her own feelings from hers.
and here's the thing. imogen has been plagued by nightmares for a decade. and this rock is the first bit of solace outside of her trust in laudna that she has ever had.
and laudna was just involved in shattering it. this tiny bit of solace.
and. here's the thing: laudna would've stopped it.
and. here's the thing. imogen would've stopped it. the only reason imogen didn't go is because she was specifically afraid that she would attempt to intervene and ruin their relationship with the volition before it ever began.
and here's the thing. liliana set out 25+ years ago specifically to spare her daughter. and that seemingly has not ever wavered as her core motivation. but people keep being drawn to the moon. kids keep being drawn towards the moon. and liliana is a mother. she was a mother before she ever knew she was an exaltant.
for 25+ years she has worked to "cure" imogen. the only solace she probably ever received was in at least attempting to console the kids who found themselves lured in by her same pull.
liliana begs imogen not say that they may have to kill each other. she breaks at hearing imogen's resolve. but there's kids, imogen. there's kids here. imogen. she can't leave. she's a mom.
and, here's the thing: imogen's her daughter. the daughter liliana left. or tried to leave. the daughter she only had through dreams. and imogen is working with the volition. and imogen has been her sole drive for 25+ years.
and imogen might have just been involved in shattering the little solace she might have ever had.
and, here's the thing: imogen would've stopped them.
#DOES.THIS MAKE SENSE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND. I AM RUNNING ON THREE HOURS OF SLEEP AND AM HALLUCINATING I THINK#imogen temult#Liliana temult#laudna cr#critical role#cr spoilers#'did she know!?' well! yes but no!#god liliana. you awful hypocritical woman. PLEASE let me kiss you on the mouth#I do fear my writing which is meant to be more Perspective Driven will sound defensive rather than deeply interested but. alas#the anger in liliana just threw me back to imogen's post gnarlrock and I was like OHO. OH. INCH RESTING#I love when women are not great and bad#that being said. I do feel some of you are forgetting that liliana didn't like. steal kids from their families lol#she's a sympathetic villain! she's a tragedy!#anyway it is just far more compelling to me that she is lost in the sauce but ultimately we'll intentioned than just like. an idiot.#as some seem to think#ANYWAY. again. I just love women. and liliana is a woman and also a loser. what am I to do
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"We get to, this season, explore their chemistry and their real love and their intimacy. So we get to have a glimpse into that world that just feels so pure and beautiful and romantic! And then, sort of navigating those other circumstances once they're out in the world, dealing with real... challenges." - Isa in an interview with The Knockturnal(x)
#outer range s2#outer range s2 spoilers#maria olivares#rhett abbott#isabel arraiza#lewis pullman#there was an article that said that maria and rhett may screw royal over? i say they should go for it! /hj#rhett x maria#i know the last gif is blurry but trust me she was holding his arm and i just thought that was adorable#i might add a lew quote if he ever gets asked about outer range s2 in an interview smh(i'm begging someone to ask him more about it!)...#the biggest fucking grin on her face whenever they kiss#her smile and him smiling back at her before the forehead kiss is EVERYTHING to me#also her little smile as he kisses the side of her head like she knows he's doing his best but knows that it's unlikely that he's leaving..#truly if it gives isa and lew more screen time i'm all for it!#i say all this but i still want a spin-off of them just on a roadtrip#i am convinced that he kisses her just because he thinks she's being really cute#i kinda had a feeling that was maria in the trailer doing something to rhett in the trailer(iykyk) and my heart still fell into my stomach#i'm not including any dream/nightmare sequences because as far as we know they can't see the future... right?#do i sound stupid and biased? maybe... please don't judge me#she's hungry but her heart aches to stay... will the flesh have its way in s3? will she be ... ''already gone'' a la eurydice in hadestown?#tw: food?#will forever be sad they didn't get a dance :(#the way he makes her giggle and smile before kissing her in the car? PLEASE#maybe leaving is her way of fixing things for the both of them so he doesn't have to choose between her and his family?#and so he doesn't have to feel guilt for holding her back every time he looks at her... but girlie have a proper conversation PLS
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Looks that say a thousand words
#oh fuck i forgot to post these three sorry#god it's so cute how she leans on hawk and has her other on trap's arm#but also it's fascinating because she's using them both for stability in a metaphorical sense so she can still sound like herself#anyway i think they should all kiss sorry#frank burns#trapper john mcintyre#margaret houlihan#hawkeye pierce#houlitraphawk#margtraphawk#m*a*s*h#mashposting#mashblogging#iron guts kelly#s3e4
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“I don’t think you’ve ever given me a present before”
me @ eleven
#river song#it’s only one minor thing but like MY DUDE#SHE GAVE YOU ALL HER REGENERATIONS AND YOU NEVER GOT HER A THANK YOU GIFT?#eleventh doctor#twelfth doctor#the husbands of river song#doctor who#elevenriver#yowzah#doctorriver#rewatching the episode for screenshots and I can’t#I can’t do this man#the salmon are kissing and it sounds like the words of god
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tbh. i don't think false reports are as big of a problem as some people would want you to think. it seems like every man seems to know someone who was falsely accused, while every woman knows someone who was assaulted. and i don't think that's because false reports are an actual big problem. i think it's because rapists and abusers don't go around saying "yeah i did that." they're not gonna proudly claim the label. they're gonna say they were falsely accused. they're gonna say the victim was blowing it out of proportion. that it was fine for some arbitrary reason. that they were in a bad mental state. that they didn't mean to hurt the victim. that they had no way of knowing what they did was wrong. that it wasn't rape, the victim just regretted it after the fact. that they just lost control of their feelings. whatever. and their friends are going to believe them, because why wouldn't they? that's their friend, he's a great guy, and only truly evil people (not even people, monsters) can be rapists.
i think if people really understood how incredibly complicated & difficult & humiliating & frustrating reporting is. whether at a school level, at work, or to the police. how much time it takes. let alone the way every person you retell the story to is scrutinizing every word that comes out of your mouth and every slight change in your expression. how people don't look at you the same when you tell them. even if someone doesn't ever report and only tells their story to friends or on social media or whatever. they still will experience the social consequences of that. and those can be devastating. and i think if people understood that they would be less likely to believe the "false reports" narrative.
not to say that false reports never happen. i'm sure they do. but i don't think they're nearly as common as some people, especially men, will claim they are.
and if you ask me, i think a lot of the people echoing that idea believe it wholeheartedly, and i think some of those people are rapists and abusers. and they can't look at what they did and call it what it is. because they thought it was okay (they ignored clear signs of discomfort), because they were in a bad mental space (they just wanted to feel close to someone), because the victim was wearing a short skirt (they were asking for it), because they just got caught up in their feelings (which they see as more important than the victim's), it's not like they had a weapon or anything (a vast majority of sexual assaults don't involve a weapon at all), whatever. and so they say "false reports are a real problem." they say "i was a victim of false reporting. it ruined my reputation for a while, until she dropped the case." they say "my friend was falsely accused, he had to switch schools." they say "it's one of the cruelest things you can do to someone, to falsely accuse them of something like that." they say "the sentence for false accusations should be just as bad as the sentence for rape." they say "people are innocent until proven guilty," as though they are the us legal system and not a friend of someone who's been accused of abuse.
it's just... so frustrating that people care more about false allegations than they do about victims. and i wonder how many people with stories about "false allegations" against them are just avoiding looking at the truth.
(edit to add: i use gendered language in this post not to imply that all aggressors are men, but because most of the people i see using this rhetoric are men protecting other men)
#text#as i was writing this i went on youtube looked up 'false allegations' and looked at the comment section (first mistake)#for examples of all the victim blamey reasons why something 'wasnt REALLY assault'#and i watched the video while reading the captions. with the sound off. and then i watched it again with the sound on bc#it seemed like something was missing. and something was. the captions were SPECIFCIALLY MISSING a couple of lines:#'she starts freezing up' 'she tells me she's cross(? couldnt hear well) and just wants to go to bed' 'i keep kissing her neck'.#<- THOSE are the lines that weren't subtitled. the story reads much differently when they're included.#rape tw#sa tw#abuse tw#long post
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*Even When I'm Not starts playing*
Me : *immediatly starts bawling*
#auurghhhhhaurghaurghhgh#my mom listens to Kiss The Sky everyday and I gotta force myself not to sob everytime#she doesnt even understand the lyrics but she's just like 'it sounds like hope' and yeah it sure does I love her so much#the wild robot
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